WEBVTT - MINI: Improvised Bed

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them Christian Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I might take some cours this morning. If you've had

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep somewhere where it wasn't a bed. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes in especially when you were younger, you can you

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<v Speaker 2>will make an improvised bed out of many you do

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<v Speaker 2>you have to improvise. Perhaps you've ever slept on an

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<v Speaker 2>improvised bed.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was a kid, I used to who we

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<v Speaker 3>went on road trips. I couldn't lay stretch out in

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<v Speaker 3>the back seat because I had two older brothers who

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<v Speaker 3>used to pinch and Chinese burn and punch me. So

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<v Speaker 3>I used to lay up the back behind the back windscreen,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, on the shelf for seat.

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<v Speaker 2>The parcel shell. Yes, you're getting some fancy ubers. The

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<v Speaker 2>guy's got tissues up there. Always love that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hang on the line a spas.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very weepy.

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<v Speaker 6>Driving behind you. You might think it's soft toys sometimes. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 6>that's a small child.

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<v Speaker 3>Child like a cat in the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>It was kind of sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>It's good. I tell you that.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the things where you various things were made

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<v Speaker 2>into beds is when you used to have your relatives

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<v Speaker 2>come and staye you remember, I used to hate it

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<v Speaker 2>when your parents go and you'll have to give your

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<v Speaker 2>bed up, you throw.

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<v Speaker 5>Some huge tantrum.

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<v Speaker 2>The surrender of your bed was like the surrender of

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<v Speaker 2>your castle, wasn't it to some cousin you saw once

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<v Speaker 2>a year and you hated each other and they used

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<v Speaker 2>to lord it up of you because they had the bed.

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<v Speaker 5>You were just on the floor. I'm even on the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>That wasn't even like a mattress for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was floor.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got some kind of human right surely.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show Podcast, What.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you used for an improvised bed lin?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello Christian, Hello Lyn?

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<v Speaker 4>What have you used to try and make into a

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<v Speaker 4>bed lin?

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<v Speaker 8>I've actually used the convey about at Ken's Airport through

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<v Speaker 8>a series of misflights back in the early nineties, late ladies.

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<v Speaker 4>And was the conveyor belt turned off or were you

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<v Speaker 4>moving around?

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<v Speaker 8>Was there nobody?

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<v Speaker 7>There?

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<v Speaker 5>No good idea?

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<v Speaker 4>Why not improvised beds?

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<v Speaker 6>Rubbery?

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<v Speaker 8>They only those plastic seats and they weren't you comfortable

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<v Speaker 8>back then?

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<v Speaker 2>And how would you rate it as an improvised bed

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<v Speaker 2>in case any of our listeners are in that situation

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<v Speaker 2>where we need it, well, it was better than.

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<v Speaker 8>The bath I had to use in the hotel to

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<v Speaker 8>stop my husband's snoring. I mean to escape it.

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<v Speaker 5>You just went and slept in the bath. That would

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<v Speaker 5>be a better.

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<v Speaker 8>Escaping snoring, but didn't know. I hope to go back

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<v Speaker 8>and stick.

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<v Speaker 5>Then, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 9>You call have a good day, Okay, good day by yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, she said good luck Thursday.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you all right, Prince Charles, Hey you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Here, Alan, you work?

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<v Speaker 2>No, bless you, Adam. Thank you very much. Now, Alan,

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<v Speaker 2>where have you slipt? What's an improvised bed for you?

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<v Speaker 7>I came home up with squash packers and we had

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<v Speaker 7>leaking roofy our in my bedroom and the only thing

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<v Speaker 7>available was the bathtub.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's it like ting to sleep in a bar?

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<v Speaker 2>Surely though everything's quite curved up the feet and the

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<v Speaker 2>spine or.

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<v Speaker 7>The neck, be'st not sleep ever, mate, I still use

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<v Speaker 7>it when I have a sore back.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, this could be a game changer. I might get

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<v Speaker 5>in the bath tonight.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, Dan Allen, or do you just go pillow

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<v Speaker 6>straight onto the bath?

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<v Speaker 7>I think I think I had some a couple of

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<v Speaker 7>sheets and a pillow, but yeah, my dad made up

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<v Speaker 7>a I think a makeshift bed. I can fold our

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<v Speaker 7>bed the next day in sixty loofs. So yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 7>nice sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>And where was the head? You burn their head at

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<v Speaker 5>the tap end or the other end?

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<v Speaker 7>The other end?

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<v Speaker 5>Gotcha?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, don't want to bump your head on the top.

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<v Speaker 6>Wake up in the middle. You did a bath before Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and embarrassing. It's anything you know. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>was dealing with a high level pro ol. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much for cor mate.

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<v Speaker 5>You have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>You too, have a good one anyway, I'll get your

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<v Speaker 4>bath on.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't work that one, Fiekay, good morning, fie.

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<v Speaker 5>And what do you use as an improvised bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, there was a whole bunch of us and we

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<v Speaker 9>all went out for the night. We worked in the

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<v Speaker 9>large department store, and we thought, oh, how are we

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<v Speaker 9>going to be to work on time? So we went

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<v Speaker 9>in the bedding department because the security guards were also

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<v Speaker 9>part of our group, and we found chests anything we

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<v Speaker 9>could do, put all the blankets in them and slept

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<v Speaker 9>like that and the only hint of us being there

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<v Speaker 9>in the morning was all the hairspray.

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<v Speaker 2>That is amazing. I've always wanted to do something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know those movies are night at the museum.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I prefer a night at the department store.

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<v Speaker 9>It was. It was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet I've always wanted to sort of run along

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<v Speaker 2>and jump from bed to bed. Do you know you

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes about ten of them in the row?

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<v Speaker 9>Love to know there weren't enough they went enough beds.

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<v Speaker 9>That's why we used the chest.

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<v Speaker 6>We use the chest.

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<v Speaker 9>You know the bid chips that you put your blankets.

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<v Speaker 5>You, oh, will you use that? We got it?

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<v Speaker 9>No, No, we piled them up. We piled up the blankets.

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<v Speaker 9>But they Yeah, we were innovaties.

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<v Speaker 5>You were game changes.

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<v Speaker 2>If there is a department store or listening, this is

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<v Speaker 2>for me to run on a load of the beds.

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<v Speaker 2>I could do it any afternoon after show, on the

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<v Speaker 2>way home or come to wherever you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you love to ever go with that guys, just

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<v Speaker 4>run jump?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Then was in the eighties. She was in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just say this gives us time, gotcha, right? Gotcha? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>different time, wasn't it. You could have sleep in department

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<v Speaker 2>stores in that eighties?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Every the game changer, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 9>You cool Congratulations Jack, is he.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't He's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 4>Just get it in now, though saves calling later.

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