WEBVTT - FULL: Hacked By Russian Dads 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.880 Quest. 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.440 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.640 I've gone into rice Quartz. People would sing Jack Jack Jackie. 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.240 Eight years I studied for this on account Christian O'Connell 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:20.760 Show Gold one oh four point three Jack Jack Jackie. Hey, 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.760 good morning, Jack morning, Christian, Good morning Patsy. Who's gone 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.240 in Christian is now on? So anything could be having 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:29.520 to the next two weeks. It's all about you asking 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:32.000 celebrities to call the show. You offer them twenty five 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.440 thousand dollars for the charity of their choice, and you 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.720 also get twenty five thousand dollars as well forgetting that 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.080 celebrity to call the show if they win at the end. 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:44.840 So anytime you hear this, it means a celebrity calling 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.519 us from somewhere in the world. What would you do 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.120 this morning, Jack, I tell you Cody Weightman calls. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.239 I won't take any calls from anyone associated with the 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.400 Western Bulldogs, ever played for the Western Bulldogs, ever supported 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.160 the Western. 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.840 Bulldog, any umps, or for any anybody. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.000 Who's an PI. I tell you, it's days like this 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:03.320 that I wish we were on. 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:07.160 Sounds like an angry there's days like this. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.080 I honestly wish we were on talkback radio. I'd clear 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.119 the three hours and say call in and complain about 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:19.319 yesterday's umpiring decisions in the Essendon versus West Today it 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.880 was what was I watching yesterday? Come on? The umpires 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.360 snuffed out the game. Sure we didn't kick a goal 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.280 in the second half because they took out momentum away 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.720 and fortier. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.520 You also lost. 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.320 No well and badly. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.600 Yes, yes, she said to me last night. She sent 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.560 me musage and take it easy on Jack. In the 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:46.800 morning she just comes straight in badly, badly break. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.480 Maybe what she meant is you stand aside, I want 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:50.840 the first down. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.760 It was even as a neutral watching yesterday, I felt 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.840 sorry because it was like a conspiracy theory that the 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.080 AFL really wanted the Bulldogs to get through. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.400 We couldn't win any thing, and the amount of high 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.440 tackle free kicks they got, they were they the Bulldogs 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.400 were out there to win high tackle free kicks and 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.120 it was making me so frustrated. I had so much 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:14.359 pent up nervous energy on boxing on your Instagram. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.080 Patsy, did you see that? I mean, it's not exactly Rocky, 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:19.720 is it? There? In his bombers jumper chuck in jabs a. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.559 So what were you hitting. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:27.639 The brick the chimney? And that wasn't my Instagram. I 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:32.760 wouldn't have posted that. She put that up without my permission. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.440 But that was because at halftime I had so much 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.080 pent up nerves and anxiety that had to get it out. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.480 So I put the boxing gloves on and punched the 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:43.919 fireplace as a way to just let that. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.519 Energy get out. I bet they must have been passing. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.200 Can you chat? Was it like a rick to sort 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:53.400 of shake from a wild man of radio measured seven 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.919 on the AFL house. Oh, he's up on those free 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:01.040 kicks awakement right now. Last thing that Stan Andrews is 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:05.960 woken up. So what did you do afterwards? You go 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.720 and walk the dog? Because that's a horrible loss to 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:09.120 be with. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.000 Sadder ending to my day. So I also had to 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:15.880 do a clicking collect from Bunnings yesterday for some screws and. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.239 They seem go and do that. Afterwards they sent me 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.560 an email for another. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.400 Day They said any time after four point thirty, So 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.680 obviously I had to wait till the footy finish, and 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.960 then I went at seven o'clock at night and. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.800 Go and get a new Chimney breast because you demonished 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:28.200 the other one. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.400 Tho everybody else in Melbourne must have thought, I'll wait 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.760 till the end of the footy to go get my 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.840 clicking collect It was like a ride at Disneyland, the 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.320 cars queuing up right. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.680 Oh, come get the snacks. Was it mainly just bombers 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:44.800 fans still raging? 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:45.560 It must have been. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:45.920 It was. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.640 There was cars out onto the street for people waiting 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:49.520 for their clicking. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.880 Collect and what were you actually going to get? 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:55.880 I needed some screws, nuts and bolts to put together 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.120 a desk that I'm building. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:00.200 It's like it's too harsh an ending to an annoying 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.240 lost sight yesterday to go and do that, say that 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.360 for this week? Why would you put yourself through? 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.400 The only good thing about it actually is as us 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.800 sitting in the line. I was there for forty five minutes. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:09.200 Wow. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:10.800 I got to put on the likes of S E. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:19.719 N and listen to the talkback callers. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.880 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.960 Tatsy, how was your weekend? Did Christa where We Love 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.120 God managed to put together the barbecue with the lone 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:24.839 rogue screw? He did? 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:29.920 But it wasn't without more further theatrics. So he just 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.919 disappear through the wakend like through sort of Friday Saturday, 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.039 and I think we disappear, and he. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.040 Did tunneling out. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.000 When our dog disappears, she's usually crawled under the house. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:41.840 Was he under the house? 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.600 No, he was going and doing bits and pieces at 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.760 a time with this barbecue, like you know, chopping off 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.840 little amounts of this big job. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.200 It seemed to make Do you think he was dragging 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.080 our so he didn't have to do other stuff because 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.960 I do that lot so and now walk out if 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.760 I breeze through the householding a screwdriver. But at pace 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.719 it looks like I'm an urgent man. You're an urgent business. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.120 Is going to do this or just a battery or 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:07.680 just going to go and do this and then you 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.440 get this quite easy, just go and read a book 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:10.239 around the corner. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.400 Might have had something to do with the fact that 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.039 our drink's fridge is like two foot away from where he's. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.600 Building the barbecue. He's just creating business that doesn't need 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:18.919 to be down. Just need to adjust this. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.400 Excuse me anyway, Friday, I told you you know how 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.680 he'd put it all together bar one screw that went 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.880 up under the side burner. Anyway, he found it. He 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.719 found this black screw only he saw it. It was a 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.960 bit like a mechanic. He needed one of those roll 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.600 roll boards, you know, the bolchanics on a skateboard. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.480 Yeah, old, I can ever think of Billy Joel an 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.279 uptown girl. He gets out from under that old chassy 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:44.160 there and breaks straight into song anyway. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.840 To get right up under it. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.360 And he needs a magnetic screwdriver, which is what I'm 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.640 going to get him for Father's Day. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:55.240 Beautiful gift because he magnetics screwdriver. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.400 Anyway, he suffered cramp as he's trying to put this 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.880 screw in, and I could hear this fate. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:08.480 He's been building. It's like the Japanese enjoy his game shop. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:12.240 Honestly, this thing and I could hear this fate p traider. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.240 I'm thinking, what is going on? 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:14.599 Anyway? 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.400 Pop my head in the door and here he's stuck. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.719 He's got a cramp, stuck on his side on the cement. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.280 I'm like, what are you doing there? 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:22.279 It sounds stuck. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.440 I've got a cramp, And so I went to help him. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.240 You know, sometimes when you've got a cramp, it helps 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.040 to actually like rub the neck. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.000 You're sitting small, don't you down here with a carf 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:32.360 or something? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.800 And he's like, no, no, no, don't touch me any once. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:41.120 Imagine being their neighbor. What they doing now some sort 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:44.360 of role play. It's the weaker. She hasn't got to 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:49.600 get up early. I'm injured. I'm injured. It's not the 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.680 cramp picking you anyway. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.599 That eased, and so the barbecue was built and we 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.719 finally got it up for Saturday Lush Time. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.640 Look, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.640 We've been doing these the last couple of Mondays, going 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:07.839 through these mashups that you're sending to us. A couple 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:12.640 that we liked last week was a c DC. So 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.760 these are our mash up side where you take two 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:19.120 songs are wildly different, like a CDC Thunderstuf and say 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:23.600 Ghostbusters by Rake Markeer Jr. It is something weird and 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.280 I don't look, and you mash them together and you 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:34.360 get this. People spend a long time making to get 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:39.040 the bees with ad. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.360 At Rape Harker Junior. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:51.120 We also love this one. Enter Sam Metallica, also as 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.040 a Huey Lewis and the News and Hip to be 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.800 Square Square. This is a great song which to do? 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:03.520 This a standby man, the two of them together, this 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:09.280 is amazing. This actually felt. I give us the original song. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:25.600 They just gave birth to the other two. All right. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.000 Some of the ones that have come in then over the 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.840 last couple of days. Luke Slater's got this Green Day 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:38.960 Boulevard and Dreams Jackie Boy one of your favorite bands, 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:51.880 and Oasis WONDERWAF big Oasis documentary coming out this month 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.600 actually September. Put them together. You got wonder Wall of 0:08:54.640 --> 0:09:03.559 Dreams set. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:04.760 Sohow we are? 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:12.200 This is great? 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:28.640 All right? Stuart Turner, John Lennon's Imagine Imagine different vibe. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:33.439 Van Haylen Jump Jumpy. I wanted to try to work 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.559 out and shot about that. He's too put them together. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.839 You've got imagine a jump the worst that you've seen. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.600 So they're putting apart. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.280 They're not working together all day. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:50.160 Very good though, up, So he's just start a song. Jump. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:10:01.319 This is like so stas jump as well s putting 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:08.600 me on a downer on a Monday morning. That's what 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.319 they should have played. As the bombers were all limping 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.320 off the pitch yesterday. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:14.880 This is. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:26.520 Why don't stun Tryna for finding that one, one final one. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.559 Then Abber Patsy, you must be over the moon. New 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:30.439 music from. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:34.120 Abba I am so excited Friday. It comes out. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:40.040 Okay, so Abba Eagle gotta be honest, not over from 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:50.400 the We're just near the end where they just hated 0:10:50.440 --> 0:11:01.880 each other. Just do this sounds like the mash up 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:10.040 that song I Am Maiden, Hallo be thy Name. Now 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:19.640 that's a song when you come back this week and 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.160 you mate there, but it better be like I Am 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.559 made as well. Put these two together. You've got Hello 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:34.920 be Thy Eagle. I'm sorry this wins it this week. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:49.800 It was like the saddest song all right, Oh your Marshalls. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.800 You can find them all on the internet on YouTube 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.840 as well. If you find some that you like, email 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.480 them Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot are. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.920 You Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.600 A Bad Sea Jack's Jacks. Just trying to casually chuck in. 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:05.920 We were just talking about how obviously here we probably 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.840 all saw the Dan Andrews press conference yesterday and mine 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.920 about Thursday and were coming out of it, and I 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.120 was said in the UK. I was talking about Dad yesterday. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.600 Very different. It's like an orgy out there. They don't 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.000 They decided to screw it. Let's just do it in 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.079 the streets. Everyone back to the football, everyone into theaters, 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.440 cram next to each other. But there's twenty five thousand 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:28.280 active cases. Doesn't matter. Boris doesn't care for COVID anymore. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:32.080 It's done. It's last year party in the UK and 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.600 it is this very very different sort of strategy. I 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.320 guess over there, and then Jack just casually goes, please say. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.200 I was playing a guy on the chess app yesterday 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.280 and he said, oh, yeah, he was. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.199 You don't casually drop in. Yeah, I was just casually 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.480 playing a guy on the chess app yesterday and the 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:49.920 guy was in England in the pub. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.400 He was in the at the pub. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.079 He must have been a bundle of joy to hang 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.079 out with. What's Dave doing is you're not playing that 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.960 chess app with some guy in Australia. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.080 I found out because he was losing the match. He said, 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.400 this unfair. I'm at the pub with my mates. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.480 Anyway. That's where Jack gets his inside intel about COVID 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:14.520 and what's going on. Late later party sub to ten 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.160 and caught my eye here from Justin Watkins. This is 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.040 a great email, Laatel party. The eighties were a very 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.160 different time, Christian cashing up on the podcast and the 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.480 things your parents secretly got rid of brought about one 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.200 particularly memory so vivid. Put a smile on my face, 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.280 then may be very angry. I'll preface this thank you 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.920 for the breaface by reminding you all that the eighties 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:36.280 were a very different time. I must have been about 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.360 seven years of age and my brother would have been eight. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.920 As was popular in the eighties, our grandmother took us 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.640 on a summer holiday for a week tee. If my 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.079 parents arrest, we went to stay in her old caravan 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:49.320 nearby that a daily market. On day one of our holiday, 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.040 on nan let us pick a toy each from the 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.520 market to last us the rest of the week. Now 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:58.000 she remember Christian. By mid eighties, Rambo was well and 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:02.240 truly establishing pop culture for all age. Classifications on movies 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.120 were more of a suggestion than a legal requirement back then. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.400 This is true justin so naturally we're both immediately made 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:12.800 a beeline for the Rambow style survival knives as our 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:16.920 toy of choice. I use a term toy, Lucy Bass 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.240 that these weren't in any way toys or designed for children, 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:25.400 but weren't in fact legit hard and still knives, complete 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:30.200 with sheep and sharpening stone, compassing the handle and abt 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:34.360 the unscrewed for storing needling thread and a fish hook, 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:40.440 and waterproof matches. It's all, including just re memory seven 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.840 and his brother's eight. No, only didn't see absolutely no 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.360 issue we're getting all this These leaveal weapons to play 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.200 with for a week. She'd also spent at least twenty 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.680 minutes picking out the sharpest once to see save us 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:58.520 time sharpening them when we got home. She did, however, 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.840 confiscate the matches, because letting us play with fire would 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.440 have just been reckless. Smart man, very smart guys. My 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.520 brother and I spent a glorious week of the summer 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:12.080 running around literally with these knives, holding them between our 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:17.120 teeth while we climbed trees and slippery seaside rocks, making 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.400 dens and booby tracks, and then relaxing back in the 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:23.360 caravans sharpening our blades for another day. Living off the 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.400 lat with their stones, we felt like rule off rambows 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.640 for one perfect week. Our mother came to pick us 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.080 up at the end of the week, and proudly we 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:33.600 presented on your favorite toys, just playing our top notch 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.720 fighting skills, we learned, whilst reassuring her that now had 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:41.320 got the matches. We packed our knives away in our 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.400 suitcase and full of sleep in the carl away back home, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:47.160 probably dreaming beautiful dreams of ambushing a local sheriff in 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.040 the words round the reference. We woke up in our 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.720 beds the next morning and rushed to our not yet 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.800 unpacked suitcases. Get those knives out again. They felt like 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.920 an extension of our body. We were naked without the cold, 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.680 still pressed again, Starle Skin, this is a great email. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.400 Imagine our horror, Christian. When we found out our knives 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.600 would know where to be found. We rushed downstairs to 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.640 tell Mum, whose only response was worth the not in 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.200 the suitcase you must have left in a cava cut. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.240 It would we never see our trusty blades ever again. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:18.000 The summer our lives were ruined. I spent on my 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.080 thirty years generally believe that we must have been all 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.400 the excitement forgotten to pack our legendary blades away, left 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.240 them in that caravan That was until my brother and 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.680 I were discussing our perfect wheat in the summer of 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.400 nineteen eighty six at a family dinner a few years ago, 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.360 explaining how foolish and done we were to leave them behind, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.040 only for our mum to casually pipe up with, don't 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:37.880 be silly. I threw those away as soon as you 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:41.880 got home. Your bloody killed yourself. I've never felt so betrayed. Justin, 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.800 thank you very much that outstanding email, Very very good. 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.880 Justin signs with a PS. You guys think you're cool, 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:52.680 you'll never be. The special edition beach Buddy scrub Daddy call. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.800 He's got one that's a Mermaid beach Buddy. Yeah, he 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:59.840 has a mermaid scrub Daddy photo. Look at that. There 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.680 are devils to the scrub Daddy game. We're back for 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.879 second week. Bow, we get the altar of the scrub Daddy. 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.240 Justin Watkins take about. That's a great. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:11.920 This is the Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.320 All right, the Coxon has gone off. Who's coning? Christian? 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.639 Open at six am this morning for the next two weeks. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.120 Anytime you hear the Coxon going during the answer during 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.920 the song, I mean someone is calling us on summer 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.520 in the world for who's calling Christian? Let's find out 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:38.000 who is number one? Good morning? Who's calling Christian? 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.120 Good morning, Christian. It's Tom Glaisner here. 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:44.080 Tom, Good morning, welcome to the show. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.080 Lovely to be on. Nice to talk to you. 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.679 What are you doing up so early? I'm sorry, what 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.760 are you doing up so early? Thomas? 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:55.040 I'm an early riser. I'm largely due to a Golden 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:58.240 Retriever that appears the moment there's the faintest hint of 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.960 dawn at the side of the bed, going yep, let's 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.280 get up. So I really have no choice in the matter. 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.080 Can you don't get the dogs and eyeblinds? You know 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:09.760 those ones that's in humans words? Do it like an iyemasko. 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.840 It's very, very difficult to do anything when when someone 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.280 wants you to get out of bed, You've just you've 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.119 just got to go with it. But I'm delighted to 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:18.720 be the bonuses I'm up chatting to you. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:20.520 And who's asked you to give us a call? 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:24.200 Tom? The Learning for Life Autism Center, which is a 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:28.320 charity that I'm patron of based here in Melbourne. We 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:34.080 provide services to kids and families are on the autism spectrum. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.280 Awesome, And how long you've been involved with them. 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.880 Tom, Well, just I think we'll come up to our 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:43.240 eighteenth birthday Christian, So that's that's almost a lifetime of 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:46.960 doing this, and it's it's something I'm really proud to 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:50.720 be part of a great organization and a great need 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:51.360 and no. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.359 Doubt having a tough year at the moment, obviously in 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.080 extended lockdown a lot of these charities here and I 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.600 was doing having tough times at the moment. So thank 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.120 you very much for according in to support the work 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:01.359 they do. 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:02.679 Tom, I'll look at this. 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.199 That's absolute pleasure. In Yeah, as you say, everyone is 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.560 doing it tough in one way or another, but luckily 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.560 we're able to continue to provide services as this as 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.240 this weekend during this it's kind of crazy time. 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.520 And how are you because you're here in Alburt, aren't you? Am? 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:18.600 Paying attention? Is filmed here? Is it still filmed in 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:19.800 Melbourne on Sunday night? 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:20.560 That's right? 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:22.159 Yes, yes we do. We do it on a Sunday 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:25.960 and then then whole rur breath through Monday, hoping nothing 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.520 mayor all happen in the news, so please no, no 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:33.000 prime ministers need to resign or so West Australia succeeds 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:34.399 or something, and we go, why didn't you ask them 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:34.880 about that? 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:36.520 That whole episode they didn't mention that at. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.520 All, that the world blew up exactly? 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.520 And how do you survive in lockdown? Tom? What have 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:43.440 you do? Because we were talking about this to show a 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:46.160 couple of weeks ago, how everyone went into the early 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:49.000 lockdowns last year and the heyday of Lockdowns with an 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:51.000 air of almost excited night. You're going to learn a 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:53.959 language or do something? Did you fall for that? Have 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:56.840 you actually learned anything in lockdown? Now? You know what? 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.600 A ukulele, which I'm told is fairly up there with 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:00.919 the drum kid, is the one. 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.280 Of the biggest musical such as it's a number one. 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:03.960 Can you play it? 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.119 No, But it's if you feel a bit if you 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:10.320 ever tried the guitar, because it's two less strings, you 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.439 just feel it's that's slightly more achievable. So I'm actually 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:15.360 thinking of removing a couple more strings. 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:16.760 You know, I. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:19.840 Might, I might get there, but no, I've achieved nothing, 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.959 nothing further than that. My current lockdown project is I'm 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.600 going to try and get my front lawn to grow. 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.120 But that's step one will be to remove the weeds 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:32.320 and asbestos and whatever else is out there on the 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:35.159 on the soil, and that's that's going to be a 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:36.680 lockdown project number two. 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.119 Where are you where you were living in Chernobyl. 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:45.760 The front lawn there's some heavy metals, nothing but nothing 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:48.000 seems to grow. But look, you know, we'll don't you worry, 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:49.159 We'll we'll fix it. 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:50.800 Yeah, when you say the dog is going to is 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:52.640 it the glow of your soil or something? 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:55.360 It wasn't a golden retrie It's actually a dark dog. 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:57.720 But it just kind of has a lighter radio. 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:01.479 It right, Okay, yes, you've said it all right. 0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:03.639 So Tom, the question that we're asking everybody who give 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:05.320 us a call in the next two weeks is we 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:07.120 want to know what is the song that they're secretly 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:09.760 embarrassed to admit they like. It's a song when no 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:11.720 one else is around. You turn this out out? What 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:14.520 is it for you? Tom Gleisner, You'll have to discover. 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:16.960 That it's on my you know, it's it's on my playlist, 0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:19.280 some buried somewhere. There's a twist because it's going to 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.479