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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: NIMMI.

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Speaker 3: So there's a BS article today from you know, some

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Speaker 3: think tank or whatever the hell these people do. I

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Speaker 3: don't actually know what they do, to be honest, because

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Speaker 3: the whole study was based on how people butter or

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Speaker 3: spread their toast.

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Speaker 1: And why do we care about that?

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Speaker 3: We don't, so the point, but they're trying to say

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Speaker 3: that people that spread the butter lightly like glide the.

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Speaker 2: Knife over the toast. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, those people breeze through their life. They're quite calm,

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Speaker 3: they're quite centered, right, and then the extrapolation is on

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Speaker 3: the other side, people that kind of like need to

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Speaker 3: get right in there and they're quite meticulous and fastidious

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Speaker 3: with their toast buttering. Their life's quite chaotic. They're always

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Speaker 3: scrapping for control.

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Speaker 1: What a genius observation.

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Speaker 4: Well, if someone who's more gentle with bread is more

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Speaker 4: gentle in life in general, that is outrageous.

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Speaker 1: How much money drink can they make?

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Speaker 4: Like do they get like what's it called when you

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Speaker 4: receive money to study a grant? People are getting grants,

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Speaker 4: and these people getting grants, I think, So do you

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Speaker 4: think the person who has given the ground and I'll

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Speaker 4: give you ten thousand bucks to do some study and

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Speaker 4: obviously go back to the Grandee, the person that the money,

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Speaker 4: and they go, you're iffing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought you were going to figure out

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Speaker 3: how to cure blindness.

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Speaker 4: And you've just figured out the people who glide over

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Speaker 4: toast are probably a little bit more easy going in

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Speaker 4: their lives.

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Speaker 1: God, that would make me angry.

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Speaker 3: No, So, first of all, I didn't mean to get

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Speaker 3: into this, but when you apply for a grant, you

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Speaker 3: have to show them what you're researching first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just go idiot. Grandee was like, Y'll

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Speaker 1: give you ten grand for that if.

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Speaker 4: You can figure out why people who delicately improve bread

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Speaker 4: butter approved it.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: Morons in the world.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, it is absolutely or just people with a

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Speaker 2: lot of money.

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Speaker 3: Sure, So on this theory though, because I mean I

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Speaker 3: know it's bs and everything like that.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into it holds through your bread because I

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Speaker 4: go so hard, then I'll often I'll make an incision.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, an incision. Yeah, you'll puncture that. You'll puncture the bread.

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Speaker 4: Not deliberately, but I'll just be trying to spread so

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Speaker 4: hard that generally speaking, I wear it down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that says a lot about.

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Speaker 1: You, and then I get veggiemark on my cutting board.

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Speaker 3: Can we go through this a little bit further than

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Speaker 3: because I've got a couple more for you that I reckon.

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Speaker 3: I'll if my theory is correct on this, I've got

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Speaker 3: a few other places where I think I know how

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Speaker 3: you'll behave. Oh you're going to try and I think, so, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to ten thousand dollars grant for this. But

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Speaker 3: do you scrunch and stuff your sleeping bag into the

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Speaker 3: sleeping bag?

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Speaker 1: Of course? Not a serial killer?

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Speaker 2: Well those of us who roll it a serial killer? No,

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Speaker 2: not at all. That is how many I read texts

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Speaker 2: or WhatsApps? Do you have on your phone? Thousands?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean about me?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying that I feel like we can

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Speaker 3: group all of these people. Do you smear sunscreen on

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Speaker 3: or do you like daintily put equidistant dots on your skin?

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Speaker 1: Face on my body.

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Speaker 4: Because I have a very delicate process for applying my

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Speaker 4: face for your body.

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Speaker 3: Body is a shme yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're laddie

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Speaker 3: yourself up. Do you mix your meal together and then

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Speaker 3: eat it?

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Speaker 4: Mix mix, big mixer, I and again, I hate to

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Speaker 4: be thrown around cereal killers so much, but I feel

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Speaker 4: like people who don't allow the different food groups to

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Speaker 4: touch right off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's that's very odd to me.

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Speaker 2: See, isn't that fascinating?

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Speaker 3: I've known four things there, and in each of them

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Speaker 3: there isn't there's there's like a clean, simple way to

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Speaker 3: do it, there's like a careful way to do it,

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Speaker 3: and then there's a non careful way to do it.

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Speaker 2: And each of them you were on the erratic side.

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Speaker 1: And what does that say about.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but there are two groups and each

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Speaker 2: of them isn't there.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this was a good study, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: As soon as I started thinking about it, I was like, like,

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Speaker 3: I think they're onto something, but I think that they

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Speaker 3: fell short in just leaving it on the buttering of

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Speaker 3: the bread. Because if you think of everything in life,

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Speaker 3: you can think of a careful, meticulous, measured approach, and

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Speaker 3: you can of an erratic approach.

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Speaker 2: Do you and you are the erratic approacher?

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Speaker 1: How do you brush your teeth?

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Speaker 2: You brush the tooth, not the teeth.

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Speaker 1: Oh so meticulous. So I brushed so hard.

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Speaker 4: You've seen me brush, right, I brushed so hard that

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Speaker 4: the dentist said to me recently is that you you're

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Speaker 4: in danger of brushing your gums away. What do you mean,

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Speaker 4: you're just brushing them away?

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