Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippote.
Speaker 1: Some things that make more sense than.
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Speaker 4: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultshood?
Speaker 1: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 1: a good time.
Speaker 5: Is just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches? What about me? Don't forget? No,
Speaker 1: he is Michtuli and Cooper eighty nine. Someone give me
Speaker 1: a line. Don't mind if I do tell it's not
Speaker 1: trash alley.
Speaker 2: So you know the way you looked at me, I
Speaker 2: thought you thought this is trash alley for that one splace.
Speaker 1: No, I can tell my two podcasts apart. I'm not stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh I just you Mitchell.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I thought you stumbled over Matthew or Mitchell.
Speaker 1: No, I did not. I don't get names wrong like you.
Speaker 6: Do.
Speaker 1: You know that we had one of our listeners writing
Speaker 1: he sent in and is it just you? And Mitch
Speaker 1: called her Denise Dene and she wrote in her name
Speaker 1: is Sarah, and she says, I don't know how Mitch
Speaker 1: got my name so wrong. How do you get Sarah
Speaker 1: and Denise mixtar?
Speaker 2: I have a reason, And listening to Denise, I was
Speaker 2: worried that it was the same girl that I did
Speaker 2: the first week, because I thought to myself, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I've maybe got two from her. So I gave her
Speaker 2: a fake name in case.
Speaker 1: It was this. Wouldn't you just double check?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Because the podcast was live, and once we're alive, you
Speaker 2: can't stop. This is podcasting on the CLI.
Speaker 1: I actually can is live.
Speaker 2: You can't stop a podcast. It's famous.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows how third we are. Prize keeper Jane is here,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Ja.
Speaker 2: Guys, if at the moment you're hearing this, I'm officially
Speaker 2: in my brand new house.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Why did he get that? Because the moving
Speaker 1: is fuck no, it is it can be, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And this is a message to future Mitch because I
Speaker 2: haven't yet done it at the time of recording.
Speaker 1: You'll get through it, Yeah you will.
Speaker 2: And we've had a very stressful time because Hayden and
Speaker 2: I moved into a new house on Friday, and it's
Speaker 2: a house. It's not an apartment like we have a
Speaker 2: full little terrace.
Speaker 1: It's very gay. It's very cute. Chimney skylight that's gayer
Speaker 1: than a terrorist.
Speaker 2: No, there really isn't in a skylights skylight.
Speaker 1: Disgusting.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we go to the open house and we go, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll take it, and then we go, can we have
Speaker 2: one more inspection before we move in, just to make
Speaker 2: sure everything's good.
Speaker 1: They go, nowhere is Mitch coming out already signed off?
Speaker 2: No, we hadn't signed yet, right, So as we're walking through,
Speaker 2: we noticed that the house has just been renovated. Really
Speaker 2: key parts of it have not been finished. Like we're
Speaker 2: in the bathroom. We go, this is beautiful, this is great.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, there's no toilet roll.
Speaker 1: Hold. Oh no, you need a toilet role, especially me
Speaker 1: in my house with his low fiber diet. Right. They
Speaker 1: also don't have a towel rack. It's mid renov No,
Speaker 1: it's been finished. It's done. They would put it on
Speaker 1: the market. So they were like, tada, it's done with
Speaker 1: all these things missing.
Speaker 2: Yes, some guy has flipped it. So he's clearly trying
Speaker 2: to get a cash grab. So he'slipped the house. It's
Speaker 2: very well done.
Speaker 1: What do you mean flip it.
Speaker 2: Like he buys buys an old house, renovates it, and
Speaker 2: then flips it for a profit or rents anyway, the
Speaker 2: microwave in the couple of the microwave is too small
Speaker 2: to fit an actual microwave.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so is it too late to pull out
Speaker 1: or you're definitely doing it. We moved it on Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, at the time of recording, you could change
Speaker 1: to night. I've got this like a shithole.
Speaker 2: No, it's a beautiful place, but it's just the little.
Speaker 1: Things if you need to shit or cook food on them.
Speaker 1: As I said, very important.
Speaker 8: For the microwave is very important.
Speaker 2: The back door doesn't have a door handle on the outside,
Speaker 2: so you shut the door on yourself and you're trapped.
Speaker 1: Wow, this place is riddle with issues. It sounds like
Speaker 1: did you not notice any of this the first inspection? Correct?
Speaker 1: Nun because yeah, I was going to say that's happened
Speaker 1: to me, Like when you do the first inspection, you've
Speaker 1: got rose colored glasses on. And then with my new plays,
Speaker 1: which I love, I moved in and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of things I didn't notice. A couple
Speaker 1: of bits of shit on the carpet a couple of Thames.
Speaker 1: That office is small than I thought it was, because, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you first go, you're like so excited, but then
Speaker 1: you start to notice the floor. You're blinded by the excitement.
Speaker 1: But you know, your place sounds like a shit NES's
Speaker 1: compared to mine, to be honest, like, I did not
Speaker 1: have that many issues. I've got a backyard. Its beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh I the best thing I ever did was move
Speaker 1: out of this rental I had with a backyard. It's
Speaker 1: too much stress. Are you going to be out there
Speaker 1: mowing and shit?
Speaker 2: Now it's all brick, thank fun.
Speaker 6: Oh I've got a courtyard like that, and it's a lot,
Speaker 6: is it? I never go out there. It's just too much.
Speaker 1: To deal with.
Speaker 2: It's a gum tree overhead, and I'm thinking about ways
Speaker 2: to poison it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's too much to deal with?
Speaker 1: You just said you've got a concrete courtyard but no
Speaker 1: maintenance required. What's overwhelming about that? It's leaves and stuff? Yea,
Speaker 1: now I'll do it. It's suburban.
Speaker 2: It's a good way. It's a good training ground before
Speaker 2: Hay and I become it. You know, old gay married couple.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful anyway. Well, because if you pick up some
Speaker 1: leaves out of the fucking gutter, I can raise a child,
Speaker 1: prepares you for fatherhood.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had to send a horrific amount of chancy
Speaker 2: from the.
Speaker 1: Real estate company Chancy, you know of the overflow.
Speaker 2: Ye, what a weird name Jent is Anyway, when high
Speaker 2: chancy just confirming the below will be secured by Friday,
Speaker 2: Like it was demoralizing.
Speaker 1: You know what you do if they don't do it
Speaker 1: when you move in, if all that shit is on
Speaker 1: the condition report, you fix it yourself, and then when
Speaker 1: you move out, just to be petty, take it all
Speaker 1: with you. That's what we did. Oh, that's the last
Speaker 1: place my housemate and I lived. There were like certain
Speaker 1: light bulbs missing, so we just fucking took them with
Speaker 1: us and when we moved. That's really just like, well,
Speaker 1: the condition report says that there were lights missing, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna leave it with lightsmid things. So you take
Speaker 1: your door hand, yeah, take your toilet roll holders, all
Speaker 1: of it with you. All right, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Everyone, Is it just me not the other one Mitchell,
Speaker 2: because I know he's thinking of slipper.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, actually.
Speaker 2: Every week we bring you to Is it just me gems,
Speaker 2: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't
Speaker 2: know mine, I don't know. Mitch's at the core.
Speaker 1: Of the show. And then ilater on today we're delving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the ship bits, if there's any, is it just
Speaker 1: me talking points that we think that's not interesting at all?
Speaker 1: That's crap. Yeah, well they end up coming back to biitis.
Speaker 1: We fished them out of Jen's junk.
Speaker 8: There's a lot in there, and you walked in.
Speaker 2: I thought, if someone's got two pieces of sandpaper together.
Speaker 1: No, it was just Jenn's junk. Overflowing, always overflowing. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's I feel that Jane's jung deserves more attention than
Speaker 1: it gets. Yeah, don't you.
Speaker 8: I agree, Well, it's overflowing all the time that No I.
Speaker 1: Come up as a new gear mate.
Speaker 8: It's the same thing, like, we do need to give
Speaker 8: it more attention.
Speaker 1: It's full the brim. That means the same thing, a
Speaker 1: capacity anymore anyway. Well that's good. I can't anymore, okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, well we'll delve in the Jenets junk later.
Speaker 1: All the ship bits lovely, all right?
Speaker 2: Should we go, oh, don't I go first? Myg is
Speaker 2: very very topical.
Speaker 1: Yep, sure, what do you got? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you remember being in the room at Bert Newton's
Speaker 2: final ever TV week logo's performance.
Speaker 1: More of an appearance than a performance. Really, Yeah, you're again,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Cherry, so relatable, so relatable. Well, we were in
Speaker 1: the room, Mitchell. Was this the one that I was
Speaker 1: at with you as well? Yes?
Speaker 2: That was my first logis what year was it?
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen? And that was Bert Newton's last Logi's.
Speaker 2: Last year Logi's apparance, last live TV appearance.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't realize that. Now he's dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Bert sadly passed away last Saturday Night at
Speaker 2: the tender age of eighty three. Yes, lost the leg
Speaker 2: in the last twelve months. It was really you know,
Speaker 2: it's a tough trot for he and Patty, but he's
Speaker 2: an Australian TV icon for those in the States or international,
Speaker 2: he's like a real a golden oldie, Like he's like
Speaker 2: a Johnny Carson television icon of the Australian media landscape.
Speaker 2: And he's dead and every one is reviewing him and
Speaker 2: talking about stories and saying, Oh, I'm at a cafe
Speaker 2: and he paid for my cross want. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I can do better than that. I was at his
Speaker 2: final ever tell a Novella performance, and so were you.
Speaker 1: That's really weird that for once, your memory is better
Speaker 1: than mine, because, like, now that you remind me, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he did get up on stage and talk, but it
Speaker 1: didn't click that I was there for the last ever
Speaker 1: Burt Newton LOGI. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not only was it his last of a TV appearance,
Speaker 2: but we don't want to talk ill of the recently dead.
Speaker 1: It didn't go that well.
Speaker 2: The performance was dragged through the mud, and the media
Speaker 2: had a.
Speaker 1: Fear that yeah, you google, you google Burt. Let me
Speaker 1: do it now. Bert Newton twenty eighteen logies. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Bert Newton dead at eighty three. Remembering his controversial twenty
Speaker 2: eighteen LOGI speech, Patty Newton, this is a quote. This
Speaker 2: is not how he would want to be remembered.
Speaker 1: Is that the headline?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 8: Beautifully.
Speaker 1: So I don't remember the speech. What happened. I must
Speaker 1: have had a few wines that night, Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: started to come back in bits and bobs. My memory.
Speaker 1: It's a bit foggy, but like, what was so controversial again?
Speaker 2: Okay, So he was there to announce the Graham Kennedy
Speaker 2: Best New Talent Award, which is up and coming new talent, right,
Speaker 2: and he made some off jokes. So I've got some
Speaker 2: audio from his speech. It went for eighteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Graham Kennedy also dead.
Speaker 2: Grand Caney long gone, Yeah, died two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: But they were like, you know, Mitchell and Mitchell, they
Speaker 2: had their own TV show together. They were beloved. He
Speaker 2: opened the show and it was strong, a good bit
Speaker 2: of gear from Bert. Don't forget he's only he's eighty
Speaker 2: seventy nine years old here, So this is how the
Speaker 2: show opened.
Speaker 3: That's that's absolutely wonderful and good night, honey, good good joke.
Speaker 2: He walked off the stage. Everyone was laughing.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, I'm going to ruin this for everyone?
Speaker 1: But you know what I just remembered. Was also controversial
Speaker 1: about that Logi's night Everyone online with writing complaints about
Speaker 1: the fact that you could hear the cutlery crown. You
Speaker 1: can hear the knives and forks and the plates all
Speaker 1: cluttering around the whole time. So I'm not going to
Speaker 1: ruin Bert's speech, but like Avely now, you won't be
Speaker 1: able to unhear it. There were so many complaints coming
Speaker 1: from people watching this on live TV.
Speaker 2: You and I included Mitch, I were right at the
Speaker 2: back with the Studio ten crew.
Speaker 1: It was probably how Cot.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is his first real joke and that the
Speaker 2: vibe was set and people were enjoying it. So what's
Speaker 2: the problem his first Joe, I'll get there, don't you work?
Speaker 2: I want to want talk ill of him, so I'm
Speaker 2: giving you some of his good gear before we get
Speaker 2: the ship stuff. This is a good joke.
Speaker 3: One of the crews said, you know, you're the oldest
Speaker 3: presenter on the stage tonight, which is a good start.
Speaker 3: But I think, really, I think I might be the
Speaker 3: warm up for the memoriams.
Speaker 8: That's the back.
Speaker 2: And this is where it took a turn for the
Speaker 2: worst and really showed the gap since he's been on
Speaker 2: television last It had been a long time since he'd
Speaker 2: been back on TV, and this was the joke that
Speaker 2: caused most of the negative headlines.
Speaker 3: Of course, I'm here for the Graham Kennedy Award of
Speaker 3: our most Popular New Talent, and that's a look out
Speaker 3: on the audience. So I've got to be honest. There
Speaker 3: are many faces that I know from the screen but
Speaker 3: don't know them personally. And if you might feel the
Speaker 3: same way, you know, what's you know, where's the soul
Speaker 3: puff come from?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do remember that? And you had
Speaker 1: just come out of the closet. I think at this
Speaker 1: point in time, when we're at the Logans, you'd come
Speaker 1: out to me and a couple of other close friends,
Speaker 1: but not everyone. And so when he said the P word,
Speaker 1: we're allowed to say it, we can say poof. We
Speaker 1: just looked at each other like, areoth to be offended
Speaker 1: by this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: About three weeks before I wouldn't have been offended, but
Speaker 2: that night I was like, I'm so offended.
Speaker 1: I'm a queer man. I think that Burt Newton can
Speaker 1: use gay slers. I give him permission. He's a legend.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can say poff.
Speaker 2: He's very felly ambuoyant, isn't he He's a bit he's
Speaker 2: very camp the way he delivers his lines.
Speaker 1: Not really, he's got a very animated voice. Yeah he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Does it get worse than that? Well?
Speaker 2: This is people were offside the audience was a bit awkward.
Speaker 2: He was funny one last time before the final kicker,
Speaker 2: So I'll give you the last bit of comedy goal
Speaker 2: from Bert that night.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something about the time with Graham.
Speaker 3: I think actually we've got a couple of shots of
Speaker 3: the two of us years to want to show you.
Speaker 3: But they were very exciting times and to have a
Speaker 3: look at those shots and see at work a master,
Speaker 3: a man who just you know, brought to Australian television
Speaker 3: the greatest talent. I also thought Graham was very cool.
Speaker 1: Classic sweacher.
Speaker 2: So the audience was back on side and they loved him.
Speaker 2: Redeem himself, Yes he did.
Speaker 1: No, it's all coming back to me now. I do
Speaker 1: remember being in the audio that night and he'd made
Speaker 1: a couple of jokes that were a little bit inappropriate, yes,
Speaker 1: And so the rest of the speech was just really
Speaker 1: awkward because we couldn't tell if he was being sincere
Speaker 1: or if he was setting himself up for another inappropriate joke.
Speaker 1: So it was kind of like gritting teeth the whole time, like,
Speaker 1: Oh God, what's he gonna say? Am I supposed to yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it supposed to be genuine and sincere? Or is
Speaker 1: this going to be another joke? Like it was very awkward.
Speaker 1: I remember that he was tense. It was like we
Speaker 1: were walking on eggs shells, like what is he going
Speaker 1: to do? Yeah, I was. I was kind of thinking,
Speaker 1: fuck me, get him off stage. And there was a
Speaker 1: point for something else.
Speaker 2: I know he kind of like did some audience interaction
Speaker 2: with his beloved wife Patty, and they cut to Patty
Speaker 2: in her face was like, honey, She's like.
Speaker 1: That's enough from you. You've had a brandy you know
Speaker 1: what you get like exactly that. So I think I
Speaker 1: now remember what the joke about brain Kennedy was. Come
Speaker 1: back to me.
Speaker 2: Don't forget twenty eighteen, the height of the me too
Speaker 2: movement ever sexual assault and jokes around that weren't that funny.
Speaker 1: That's why this joke got a lot of media attention.
Speaker 1: I've listened.
Speaker 3: Brian Kennedy was always the sort of man who leged
Speaker 3: young talent. He enjoyed giving young people a chance on television.
Speaker 3: He was a great mentor. He mentored a lot of
Speaker 3: young people. You knew that if he went to his
Speaker 3: dressing room and it was locked, he'd be inside doing
Speaker 3: some mentoring. Oh don Lane was a mentor too. He
Speaker 3: did a hell of a lot of mentory. They were
Speaker 3: wonderful years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's what everyone was like, do we like Yeah?
Speaker 2: And they were cutting to very well known famous Australian
Speaker 2: media p Hay mission and he was sitting there and
Speaker 2: they cut to them and they were.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, well, I guess we'll laugh at Burt Newton.
Speaker 2: It was just it didn't sit right and it's a
Speaker 2: shame that was his final TV appearance.
Speaker 1: Was that really the final TV appearance? Yeah? Far around?
Speaker 2: Yeah, final logus? Do he hosted the logos like ten
Speaker 2: times one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Six?
Speaker 8: I think yeah, four?
Speaker 1: I think. To be honest, though, in defense Graham, Kennedy
Speaker 1: and Bert Right, they were a duo. Yes, they were
Speaker 1: iconic in their time. And if I was ever in
Speaker 1: a position where I had to give some sort of
Speaker 1: tribute to you, because you obviously will die before me, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would roast the fuck out of you too. I'd
Speaker 1: make inappropriate jokes at your expense. What would you say?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't insinuate that you groom young people, that's for sure,
Speaker 1: But I definitely I don't know. I haven't actually thought
Speaker 1: about what my post death speech for you will be
Speaker 1: what would you say. There'd be gentle nudges, like, there'd
Speaker 1: be a sprinkle of sincerity, and then I just occasionally
Speaker 1: call you fat or something. Yeah, you know, I get
Speaker 1: it because they're friends. But then to everyone else it
Speaker 1: was like, fuck me, man, Bert, you can't say that.
Speaker 2: But also, that is funny if if we were to die,
Speaker 2: you know, and then you'd make the speech that week.
Speaker 2: But he'd been dead for twenty five years, like the
Speaker 2: jokes had had.
Speaker 1: Not aged No, they hadn't aged well.
Speaker 2: They would have done well in the fifties and sixties,
Speaker 2: but now it didn't sit right.
Speaker 1: Maybe he should have spent less time on TV and
Speaker 1: actually watching TV. If he'd been the news, he would
Speaker 1: have known that that shit's not okay. We're all too
Speaker 1: woke for those jokes. Now, Bert, tone of death all right,
Speaker 1: God love him. I support it. I think it was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Bert can say puff yeah. Burt Newton can
Speaker 2: say puff yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you see he did give his got his one
Speaker 1: of his gold logies to a puff.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, there was the eights.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: He told this story to Peter Ford, entertainment reporter, and
Speaker 2: Peter Ford said, now that Burt Newton's dead, I can
Speaker 2: tell you the story that I swore i'd never tell
Speaker 2: until he died. So apparently Bert Newton gave one of
Speaker 2: his six or four gold logis to a gay man
Speaker 2: in Sydney he was dying in hospital, who was a
Speaker 2: friend of Peter Ford's. And Peter Ford wrote to Burt
Speaker 2: and said, I'd love if you could come and see
Speaker 2: my friend. And he's a big fan of yours.
Speaker 8: It was originally just signed this card.
Speaker 1: Sign this card.
Speaker 2: He's a giant fan of yours. He's dying of AIDS.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have long left. And this was in the
Speaker 2: nineties when nobody wanted to talk about AIDS, let alone
Speaker 2: be in the same room as someone with AIDS. You know, awful,
Speaker 2: heavily stigmatized. Bert Peter never heard back.
Speaker 1: He's like, what what a shame.
Speaker 2: Anyway, then he gets a call from his friend and
Speaker 2: goes come to the hospital, gets to the hospital and
Speaker 2: sitting on the table is Bert's gold logie.
Speaker 1: And he'd just left.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: He stayed in the hospital with this man for.
Speaker 8: Hours, every single other patient as.
Speaker 2: Well, but to all the other all the other yeah,
Speaker 2: AIDS HIV positive men, and gave him the gold logie,
Speaker 2: and then he died a couple of days later, but
Speaker 2: he got the LOGI.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Yeah? Wow, he was a good man.
Speaker 1: But he can definitely say the P word and the effort.
Speaker 1: He can rhynds it bag. We give him permission.
Speaker 2: You have permission posthumously posthumously.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: But after someone dies posthumously? Yeah, you should know, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you've got this podcast posthumously.
Speaker 8: Yea true?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm done? You ready, Mitchell? Yeah, go for it?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is Adele a fucking liar?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why do you lie? Why? Because you know how? Her
Speaker 1: new album's coming out. I think it's next Friday? Is
Speaker 1: at the nineteenth?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Did either of you actually check or you it's saying yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Wait, yeah, it is the nineteenth, the
Speaker 1: next Friday. So new album's coming out. And you know how,
Speaker 1: all of her albums in the past have been named
Speaker 1: after her age, So there was nineteen twenty one and
Speaker 1: then twenty five. So she said that she was not
Speaker 1: going to name this new album after her age. She
Speaker 1: said she was going to stop doing that. She went
Speaker 1: on record in an interview you know, we were talking
Speaker 1: about Carple karaoke last week. She told James Carden why
Speaker 1: she wouldn't be calling it after her age anymore.
Speaker 7: She's the reasons I named my albums after my age
Speaker 7: as well. Yeah, it's they're sort of just polaroids almost
Speaker 7: of my life at that time.
Speaker 1: I mean, where do you think you'll stop?
Speaker 7: Oh, this is the last album after my age? No,
Speaker 7: I believe in Trilogyes, no, the next one was going.
Speaker 2: To be like seventy seven.
Speaker 1: I'll still do that, just bag lady. And that made
Speaker 1: me so much more intrigued about any new music that
Speaker 1: would come out. What's she going to call the album?
Speaker 1: If it's not going to be her age, what's going
Speaker 1: to be? And I was so excited. And then if
Speaker 1: she announces this new album that's coming out, what's it called?
Speaker 1: Lying bitch? She just went back to the old age format?
Speaker 1: Yeah she did.
Speaker 8: Is it thirty?
Speaker 1: Has it been announce to thirty? I fucking hope. So
Speaker 1: otherwise all these angry is unjustified.
Speaker 2: Because remember they put all the promo up with big
Speaker 2: thirties all around them.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And then on the Instagram post that she
Speaker 1: did when she announced the album and the day that
Speaker 1: was coming out, it just said thirty Dash November nineteen.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming the new album thirty Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's just named it after a fucking age. By
Speaker 1: the way, that's not even her age at the moment.
Speaker 1: It was when it was the age when she wrote
Speaker 1: the music. But like, is that how it works? The
Speaker 1: age when she wrote the music. Well, apparently the powtwork.
Speaker 2: That's you got to explain that. Because I thought she
Speaker 2: was turning thirty.
Speaker 1: You know what, I was hoping thirty three? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: is thirty three, so you know what I was hoping
Speaker 1: that she was going to call the album. She did
Speaker 1: like an Instagram live recently and she was talking about
Speaker 1: it and someone said, what's the new album about? I
Speaker 1: just wanted her to call it this.
Speaker 7: It's my next album will be based on divorce, Babe divorce.
Speaker 1: If she called it divorce babe divorce, oh, I would
Speaker 1: froth that so much.
Speaker 2: But no that we've hits such as I'm Keeping the Rain,
Speaker 2: Drove hun.
Speaker 1: I Love No, that's my Saturday. Yeah no, you got
Speaker 1: the kids Monday through Friday. I've got them for soccer.
Speaker 1: The interlude listens thirty I'm like, you lied to me.
Speaker 8: She did lie she a fan of trilogy?
Speaker 1: She did. She did say she was a fan of trilogies.
Speaker 1: And I don't stand for FIBs bullshit? What she speak?
Speaker 1: Star Wars fan? What are the trilogies? Lord of the Ring?
Speaker 1: Who says I'm a fan of trilogy? No, she said,
Speaker 1: I believe in trilogy. I believe in Well yeah, well
Speaker 1: they're not fake girl. Well she obviously made open mind
Speaker 1: and had thought about it thoroughly. You know, she'd this
Speaker 1: album was going to be so well thought out, and
Speaker 1: then she just got to it and meant, fuck it fae. Yeah,
Speaker 1: leave it at that. She said it as one syllable thy.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for the new album. Yeah, me too. I
Speaker 1: just I was more intrigued about what the new name
Speaker 1: could be. You know what I'm going to get her on? Really? Yeah? Yep,
Speaker 1: you're telling me you can get adele, but you can't
Speaker 1: get died. They're basically the same per mark my word.
Speaker 2: I will get us Adele.
Speaker 1: Don't bother marking them. Jenna, put your pen down, okay, and.
Speaker 2: You can look down the barrel of the zoom camera.
Speaker 1: I just made it so clear that I don't do
Speaker 1: well with fibbs, So you need to quit while you're ahead,
Speaker 1: because this isn't going to happen. I was never gonna
Speaker 1: get aus adele.
Speaker 6: It just me, As Helen Keller once said, this podcast
Speaker 6: is fucking dope you're listening to Is.
Speaker 1: It just me?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Now, it's your turn for an? Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Of your own?
Speaker 2: This is called the Is it just us? Where we
Speaker 2: give you a chance to I mean not really your host.
Speaker 2: You're not getting paid the exorbitant amount of money that
Speaker 2: we did after a week. You wouldn't know what to
Speaker 2: do with that number. It goes out a numbers that
Speaker 2: amount of money exists and we'd go yes.
Speaker 1: But if anything else pops into your mind, is it
Speaker 1: just me of your own? Make sure you DM it
Speaker 1: to us, send a voice message to act couple of
Speaker 1: mitches and sure you'll get you on. Who have you
Speaker 1: got today? Today?
Speaker 2: And this is her real name, good, not fake. It
Speaker 2: is Jessica Jamie Owen. She's got three first names, Jessica
Speaker 2: Amy Owen has an Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Let's roll it?
Speaker 8: Is it just me? Or is being cremated? Like really selfish?
Speaker 1: Is that it? Yeah? Does she not elaborate on that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's I don't get where she's coming from.
Speaker 2: She does, I gotta do all I right a bit
Speaker 2: further because yeah, there wasn't much there.
Speaker 1: That's what she said, Like.
Speaker 8: What are you supposed to do with the ashes long term?
Speaker 8: Do they get handed down in the generations? What if
Speaker 8: grandma's earn doesn't match your day care anymore?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I agree? Good point? Okay, the daycore thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can just get a new earn and
Speaker 1: pour them in. Like It's not like they're stuck in
Speaker 1: that one earn forever, is it.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: The problem is, and the problem I had never thought
Speaker 2: of it until Jessica brought it up, is that I
Speaker 2: won't have an attachment to my great great great great
Speaker 2: grandfather so in and maybe I don't know, four hundred
Speaker 2: years when really long after I've gone, I'll be cremated somewhere.
Speaker 2: No one's going to give a shit about my own Ye.
Speaker 1: See this part I'd never thought about. Yeah, like, once
Speaker 1: your ashes goes to you know, next of kin or
Speaker 1: whoever's specialty that wants to keep the ashes when they
Speaker 1: can't get where does it go.
Speaker 6: I'm with my aunt for example. Yes, when she was cremated,
Speaker 6: we buried the ashes. Oh they were buried.
Speaker 1: How unconventional?
Speaker 8: Yeap, So they were buried on top of her.
Speaker 1: Do you want to get buried or cremated both? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How selfish?
Speaker 8: So they were buried on top of her. Mum, who
Speaker 8: is buried?
Speaker 1: That's sweet? Okay, it's nice. I like that. See that.
Speaker 2: I like because in five hundred years, everyone's going to
Speaker 2: end up having an own room in mayh Yeah, it'll
Speaker 2: be come fashion to have an own room with all
Speaker 2: your great great relatives.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, I never thought about this, And now I want
Speaker 1: to know if there's anyone out there who has somehow
Speaker 1: inherited the ashes of someone near you could not give
Speaker 1: a flying fuck about. Yeah, that's who I want to
Speaker 1: hear from a couple of inches.
Speaker 2: Do you have a real, real niche family member in
Speaker 2: an urn in your house.
Speaker 1: And you don't have the heart to get rid of
Speaker 1: it because you're like, it meant something to someone, but
Speaker 1: now it's mine just because of my bloodline.
Speaker 2: Also the initial question, now, getting cremated is not selfish, Jessica,
Speaker 2: you are dead, it's your last final right. Some people
Speaker 2: don't even get to choose. I don't think there's a
Speaker 2: box you tick like.
Speaker 1: I think that's something that you would do in your will.
Speaker 1: But I think being buried is more selfish. Look at
Speaker 1: all the land masks that you're taking up. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just think. Yeah, the reason I like the idea of
Speaker 1: getting cremated is because I wouldn't want to when I'm
Speaker 1: doing my will, I wouldn't want to have to choose
Speaker 1: between being buried in Sydney or bogen Gate. So you
Speaker 1: can just like sprinkle bits of me anywhere you want,
Speaker 1: and then I have to decide who gets to keep
Speaker 1: the vastard. Yeah, my grandfather died.
Speaker 2: My nan got a little piece of his own scooped
Speaker 2: up into her necklace and she used to wear him around.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 2: But then it was also like thinking you've kind of
Speaker 2: just maybe got like an ankle and a hand in there,
Speaker 2: Like it's weird to think that you've got a little
Speaker 2: bit Like I find that a bit creepy.
Speaker 1: Well, they burned the coffin as well, so you've probably
Speaker 1: got mostly like flawmber stuff. They burned flowers too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole coffin as you see it exit the church.
Speaker 1: If you're getting buried or cremated. It just gets chucked
Speaker 1: in either the ground or an incinerator or whatever. That's actually,
Speaker 1: you're very right. So you're getting lots of floral notes
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah you're not. Just grandma's toe.
Speaker 2: No, my, When my grandfather died, I put it key
Speaker 2: to Alcatraz because when I went to Alcatraz, I bought
Speaker 2: it for him. It's a key to a prison in America.
Speaker 1: And I explained why that would be something one.
Speaker 2: Because he had always wanted to go to Alcatraz and
Speaker 2: he could never make it right. So when I went,
Speaker 2: I went, ooh, could I got you to keda Alcatraz?
Speaker 2: He thought it was the coolest thing. He hung it,
Speaker 2: hung it up in his living room, just a random key.
Speaker 2: So when he died, I'm like, I want this to
Speaker 2: be buried with him. So he put it on his
Speaker 2: coffin and by some grounds, fucking grave keeper is melt like,
Speaker 2: what a graphic image to give to a fifteen year
Speaker 2: old boy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't. It's white mount. You got to
Speaker 1: take that off.
Speaker 2: And I went mean, just take the keynage. Take the keynage.
Speaker 2: And didn't really click until you know, I got a
Speaker 2: bit old of it. They just didn't want that to
Speaker 2: be that couldn't be melted with his body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if that they scoop up the ashes and
Speaker 1: then the urn becomes like a kin to surprise, you
Speaker 1: shake it this little inside like, No, just keep the
Speaker 1: key as a memento for yourself. Yes, and I still
Speaker 1: have it. I still have it. Imagine if I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what would mean a lot to my father,
Speaker 1: A bottle of care asene. I'm going to put that
Speaker 1: on the coffin as they burn it the whole crematorium gone.
Speaker 2: That's what I want, you know, I want that my
Speaker 2: dad really loved, but tane gas tanks.
Speaker 1: On the coffin. My dad was a real TNT kind
Speaker 1: of guy. Okay, so this is what you're going to
Speaker 1: do to get back at that aggressive groundsman. You just
Speaker 1: gotta have to the next person in your life that
Speaker 1: gets permated. You got to somehow put something highly flammable
Speaker 1: in this. You have to, Okay, I will. What's that?
Speaker 1: The fire starters? A little white bricks you put on fires.
Speaker 1: The Redheads box of red Heads. Carl'skind have a loved that.
Speaker 8: They meant so much to them.
Speaker 2: So I don't they couldn't argue it. It's my it's
Speaker 2: my wishes.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, if you put that in the wheel,
Speaker 1: they have to, yeah, blow up the crematorium. I'm the
Speaker 1: way out now. I'm really curious. We're stuck down a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole now. But Jannet, can you look up? Is
Speaker 1: there some sort of live footage of a crematorium. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming they wouldn't actually have the verage of a body
Speaker 1: being buried, but just like as a as a demonstration,
Speaker 1: you know, for educational purposes, because I want to know
Speaker 1: how long it burns for or is it such high
Speaker 1: intensity that it's kind of like now it's actually.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're there'd be a documentary.
Speaker 6: For my aunt was cremated. I spent a few hours
Speaker 6: watching cremation videos, so.
Speaker 1: We all agreed the different ways, you know, yeah.
Speaker 8: Quite the experience of this.
Speaker 1: There was like a peep hole in the crematorium watching.
Speaker 8: I'm got front right seat. It was very it was
Speaker 8: very informative.
Speaker 6: But this video posted nine years ago, six minutes the
Speaker 6: process of a cremation and a crematorium.
Speaker 1: I can just get it up on here, yes, Kenya,
Speaker 1: I've heard otherwise, Well, yeah, Jenna, forget about it. Mitch
Speaker 1: is bringing it up so we'll all be able to
Speaker 1: hear it. Okay, oh we're getting a warning. This is
Speaker 1: a YouTube. So how's it going? Well? As you guys
Speaker 1: all know, I work at the cemetery and stuff here,
Speaker 1: and you don't really see much of like enough out
Speaker 1: of ye clown, get to the burning. Oh here we know.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's in this little oven thing. It's
Speaker 1: closing down. The door was slowly closing in that. Now
Speaker 1: it's kind of captured in this concrete oven. Oh oh okay,
Speaker 1: that answers my question. It takes a while for every last.
Speaker 2: Bit to burn, and he's like you would do it
Speaker 2: at a backyard bonfire.
Speaker 1: He's prodding the fire. Yeah. Look he's got a fucking
Speaker 1: marshmallow on the end. Put the fuckway. That's a sell. Shit.
Speaker 8: Oh he's cracking it over.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't think I want that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: turn it off. That's a lot. Oh look now, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: When it's done, and once at cool, they get a
Speaker 2: dust pan and they sweep you into a into a
Speaker 2: pile of rubble.
Speaker 1: Jesus, I feel like I should shout these guys in
Speaker 1: your broom. They were using a really shit broom. It
Speaker 1: looked like a prop from Harry Potter quidditch games.
Speaker 2: They're the bones and they think they must grind.
Speaker 1: Them up in the bad us. Oh yeah, it's quite
Speaker 1: a process. God imagine the smell. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: But then again, what's the flip side? You're going to
Speaker 2: rot in the ground with maggots crawling in and out
Speaker 2: of your body.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I'd rather just like light me up,
Speaker 1: burn the bitch.
Speaker 2: We go a hell anyway, Yeah, thank you Jessica for
Speaker 2: your insightful what grim is it? Just you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That was but it was interesting.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's going to happen to all of us, and
Speaker 2: you may as well be equipped with the idea that
Speaker 2: what's going to happen down the track.
Speaker 1: You're dead. That's the only certainty in life.
Speaker 2: Everyone was right, like death and taxes and an uncle
Speaker 2: that always used to say that then he died, so
Speaker 2: also was fine for tax evation, So kind of wrong
Speaker 2: in the end.
Speaker 1: All right, should we do get as junk more ship
Speaker 1: bits of.
Speaker 4: The Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we?
Speaker 1: We all know that Jenna's junk is stinging for attention.
Speaker 1: Most days. Yeah it is. It often goes neglected. Jenna's yunk.
Speaker 1: But right now she's gonna stick a fist right up
Speaker 1: there and fish out.
Speaker 2: The goods fish because it's really visceral and you can
Speaker 2: smell it.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, I have to explain the fucking
Speaker 1: actual concept. Sorry, it's all that shit ideas. And then
Speaker 1: she gets them out of the.
Speaker 2: Chunky we bring it to Is it just use every week?
Speaker 2: It's just these are the ship ones that don't make
Speaker 2: the cut often the best ones?
Speaker 1: Can I go in now?
Speaker 8: Pathetic?
Speaker 1: So critical, dumb?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or did everyone else's mum flush soggy cereal down the toilet?
Speaker 1: I claim it? Yeah, that's your junk. She flushed soggy
Speaker 1: cereal down the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you eat a bowl of Chris Bis, right,
Speaker 2: and they go soggy and you have like the last
Speaker 2: light and ten or so pieces or a dozen pieces,
Speaker 2: you can't pour it down the sink because it's it
Speaker 2: clogs the sink. So you just pour it into the
Speaker 2: toilet and you flush it all in one go and
Speaker 2: it goes. So sometimes I'd go to the toilet to
Speaker 2: take a gigantic ship and there would be a half
Speaker 2: eaten bowl of swollen cocoa pops sitting in the in
Speaker 2: the toilet. She didn't even flush them, no, because they'd
Speaker 2: float to the top and they were so boys.
Speaker 1: That's so wrong.
Speaker 4: Yours.
Speaker 8: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: I still do it to this day, and I had
Speaker 2: to explain it to hate and I'm like, it's what
Speaker 2: everyone does.
Speaker 1: Bad. No, it's not all the way to bis in
Speaker 1: the toilet.
Speaker 2: If anything, it's smart.
Speaker 1: Pour it in the toilet, then you don't have to,
Speaker 1: you know, pour it in the sinks. Well you could
Speaker 1: say that about literally anything in life, Like you could
Speaker 1: just put your vegetable scraps, your potato peels, everything in
Speaker 1: the toilet, Like where does it end?
Speaker 2: It's true, actually, but I think it's a great life hack.
Speaker 2: It's harmless. It's harmless, and I think it'll be on
Speaker 2: BuzzFeed in a week. This radio announces life hack will
Speaker 2: save you hours in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm bored. Can you email this to
Speaker 1: Daily Mail? I want to see if they pick up on.
Speaker 8: This hour, I'll write about it. Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or a stemless wine glass is the dumbest thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's one of mine. Without a stem, it's
Speaker 1: literally just a cup, is it not wine glass? It's
Speaker 1: a fucking cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. And they're so easy to knock over.
Speaker 1: Yeah they roll. Well, No, that's the risk that you
Speaker 1: have with the stem. They're like, oh, I don't want
Speaker 1: to break on the good stem glasses. If you drop it,
Speaker 1: it's going to break with or without a stem. You
Speaker 1: also have to hold it like this when the bottom right.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking idiot. You got to hold it like
Speaker 1: you're cradling an ass, like you're cupping someone's ball. What's
Speaker 1: the point of having the wine glass without a stem.
Speaker 1: That's like saying, oh, I've got a screenless TV. No,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking radio. That's good. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: have the screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got tinted glasses. There's sunglasses. That's a completely
Speaker 2: different thing.
Speaker 1: I've got a handleless saucepan. No, that the cauldron. I've
Speaker 1: got an engineless car. You're riding a scooter.
Speaker 8: They get worse. So just me or do you do
Speaker 8: you not remember the last time you were dizzy?
Speaker 1: When it was the last time you were dizzy, answering
Speaker 1: me that.
Speaker 6: I know, Yeah, it was on Saturday morning because my
Speaker 6: cat scratched my hand get rid of it, and blood
Speaker 6: was everywhere.
Speaker 8: I rushed to the bathroom.
Speaker 6: I came back and I was so dizzy I fainted.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a difference between being dizzy and lightheaded. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about when you spin heaps, like when you roll
Speaker 1: down a hill or something. Did you ever just like
Speaker 1: get dizzy on purpose, just for fun? Like sometimes I
Speaker 1: just stand in a room and like twirl around heaps
Speaker 1: and you look up at the roof and go oh,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, I'm dizzy. I'm like, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I can't recall the little the original like free hit,
Speaker 1: like getting yes, yeah, before Nangs, Yeah, we had spinning
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, before poppers. We look up to the sky
Speaker 1: and spin. Yeah. Well, when was the last time you
Speaker 1: did that? Is there a hill nearby? Let's go roll
Speaker 1: down the fucking hill?
Speaker 2: Why don't hold on you get up, Mitchell, I'm in
Speaker 2: a spinning chair and you spin me.
Speaker 1: I'm going to need to that's a two person job, Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't we spin you? Then you're lighter. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm ready for this. And now now I
Speaker 1: get what my mum meant when she said, oh no,
Speaker 1: I can't go on show rides anymore, Like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm old now, like the Easter Show, like roller coasters
Speaker 1: and ships. This is not spinning music. He fes this
Speaker 1: music for everything. Oh this is my tap dance music.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh god, Okay, Mitch is now spinning. It
Speaker 1: feels quickly, but just so you know, you're not spinning
Speaker 1: quickly at all. Move the birthday wheel. This has got
Speaker 1: wh's written all over it. You've got a brain elness.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you should be doing this? Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you just ran like headfirst into the
Speaker 1: studio camera. Sit down again, Sit down? Are you banging
Speaker 1: this on? Are you genuinely fucking yeh? See why I
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it. That was wild walking a
Speaker 1: straight line like we're doing a drunk test. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't think that was a good idea in the studio.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, with your brain condition, you're going to go full
Speaker 1: Patrick from Offspring on us. Oh no, like you look
Speaker 1: fine now, but he imagined the cause of death went.
Speaker 1: He had a spin course on his coffice chairs. Oh
Speaker 1: she's jumping in back in a ride?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you really enjoy sixty minutes?
Speaker 2: Oh that's me.
Speaker 1: They're a bit hit and miss good sixty minutes. If
Speaker 1: there's a good one, I'll find it on YouTube. Yes,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll stumble upon like the Mattie McCann sixty minutes
Speaker 2: and go, I know this will slap.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've watched the
Speaker 1: Belle Gibson sixty minutes. Oh that's good. Tara Brown literally
Speaker 1: tears her a new asshole in the most elegant way possible.
Speaker 1: It's amazing what.
Speaker 2: Happens if she lied about having a multitude of illnesses
Speaker 2: to profit?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, she she wrote some cookbook claiming that she
Speaker 1: cured her own brain cancer about eating fruit and shit
Speaker 1: and like organic nuts or something. And then someone investigated
Speaker 1: and it was all b yes, like she never had cancer.
Speaker 1: And then she did a sixty minutes interview trying to
Speaker 1: defend it, being like, but I was told I believed
Speaker 1: I had cancer. And she goes, who told you that?
Speaker 1: Bell my doctor? And she goes, well, that doctor doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. They doesn't pick her a bit, and she
Speaker 1: never breaks. She's so adamant that she did nothing else brilliant,
Speaker 1: rolling everything. Sixty minutes, it's really good and there Mitch
Speaker 1: is right.
Speaker 2: It's hit and miss, but it doesn't hold a flame
Speaker 2: to Sunday Night from Sunday Night with Meldoyle and that
Speaker 2: was a big thing from Sunrise and Mum was like,
Speaker 2: we're going to try Sunday Night for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: and then we went back to sixty minutes.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, well Sunday Night it's no longer win.
Speaker 6: Oh, I got acts, I'm backed in, Okay, okay, I'm
Speaker 6: shut up.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or are people who say beat beep or knock knock
Speaker 6: out loud really fucked?
Speaker 1: That'd be mean. You know those people that they'll show
Speaker 1: up at your front door and rather than physically knocking,
Speaker 1: they'll go knock, Yeah, just knock, dickhead.
Speaker 6: Everybody They all yeah, oh really.
Speaker 1: And then it happened the other day someone was driving
Speaker 1: and someone was crossing the road and they were in
Speaker 1: this car's way, so they wound down the window and
Speaker 1: went beep. No they didn't use your horn, half wit,
Speaker 1: that's what it's there for. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: What is the word for knock knock and beat beep?
Speaker 1: They're both Is it automatic p Yeah? Yeah, Like why
Speaker 1: why are they saying the automatic pe is out loud?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Imagine if I'm at a Broadway musical and I go clap.
Speaker 2: Clap, you know, walk past a construction work.
Speaker 1: Who was electric? Good at work?
Speaker 4: Zap zap?
Speaker 1: What if? What if you're an Olympic diver and you're
Speaker 1: standing there by the pool, you're up on the podium,
Speaker 1: then you just go splash and then physically make the splash.
Speaker 1: That's why you're there.
Speaker 2: I would save a ball with a lot of headaches
Speaker 2: if you just went bang bang.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's too soon to make Alec bawd
Speaker 1: when shooting though him not the poor woman. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: actually a really good point. They should have just edited
Speaker 1: a bang in la Oh hang on, sorry, sneeze back in.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm back in junk John.
Speaker 6: Is it just me or is it weird that we
Speaker 6: call marthaka Martha from Maths?
Speaker 1: Oh? That is me. Well, the fact that Jenna couldn't
Speaker 1: say marthaarks his name, now, it's probably why we just
Speaker 1: say Martha from Maths. Although I didn't watch Maths and
Speaker 1: I know who she is, so I don't see her
Speaker 1: as Martha from Maps. Same.
Speaker 2: I've never watched math so it's Martha Califertatis.
Speaker 1: How many times did you have to practice that? Seventeen?
Speaker 2: I heard williem Woody Owe Drive show A Kiss.
Speaker 1: Go coming up today, mother her Maths.
Speaker 2: That was Martha's first ever show. She's done so much
Speaker 2: since she almost won Celebrity Apprentice. Call her Martha from
Speaker 2: celebrit Prentice.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. One morning when I was still working
Speaker 1: for Kyle and Jackie, Oh, Jackie called in sick quite
Speaker 1: last minute, and so they didn't have time to organize
Speaker 1: like a feeling other than someone who lived quite close
Speaker 1: to the studio, and I think Martha Carths was one
Speaker 1: of the only people that probably answered her phone at
Speaker 1: that hour of the morning, at five am or whatever,
Speaker 1: and so she came and filled in for Jackie that morning,
Speaker 1: and Kyle never once got a name right, so he
Speaker 1: was like marthaka Flarkas, and She's.
Speaker 2: Like, it's Calfa Tarkas, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yep, And then it was Martha from Maths. And then
Speaker 1: he must have had the same thought that you did. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's disrespectful. So at one point he was just saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's the Kyle and Jackie. Oh show Martha and the
Speaker 1: TV's feeling in for Jackie today and by the end
Speaker 1: it was Martha Kay and I'm like, that's bad us,
Speaker 1: Martha Kaine.
Speaker 2: Martha Kay is like that considering she's also going for
Speaker 2: the Kardashian vibe and she could Marfa k Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she looks like Kim.
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. But Martha from Maths is ridiculous.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay. Is it just me? Or is this
Speaker 8: really funny? And you've put in a link?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is it a TikTok? That's awfully impressive that you
Speaker 1: managed to put a link in an aluminium bin. Jen
Speaker 1: it's junk which is up here on the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's written HTTP want me to read it out? Wait?
Speaker 8: Is this it strangled dead?
Speaker 1: Wait? Stop stop? I forgot what the actual is it
Speaker 1: just me? Question?
Speaker 8: Was Is it just me? Or is this funny?
Speaker 2: So this is a podcast recording of a woman who's
Speaker 2: doing a true chrime podcast on Gabby Batito and this
Speaker 2: is how she started. The missing girl who was found
Speaker 2: strangled by her boyfriend and then he was later found killed.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, very big case captivated the nation, and she
Speaker 2: decided to do a podcast on it, and this is
Speaker 2: how it started.
Speaker 5: Gabby Tito strangled dead, big thank you to our partner
Speaker 5: making today's program passed, Wild Alaskan Company.
Speaker 1: Are you home chefs?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: The only thing right, So she had a sponsor credit
Speaker 1: line to get away right at that moment. That's tough.
Speaker 2: She had to think Wild Alaskan Company. But did she
Speaker 2: have to do it after that cliffhanger? Yeah, strangle tone
Speaker 2: deaf dad, We of course must thank Tassel Salmon, a
Speaker 2: friend with salmon, and all the coast.
Speaker 1: Could have been words. Imagine if it was some sort
Speaker 1: of like rope company.
Speaker 2: Oh, strangle dad, I'm timber in horridware. Have a rope
Speaker 2: sail this weekend, two for one if you quote potato too,
Speaker 2: that's enough.
Speaker 1: This is stupid. Oh, Jenna, we are overly nice. Whenever
Speaker 1: she brings another it's me on the show, Mitch hypes
Speaker 1: them up like, oh, Jenna's are amazing. I don't feel
Speaker 1: that any of ours. We're drastically worse than hers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, it's.
Speaker 8: Stupid, wawful again, Wait till you hear this one.
Speaker 6: This is just me or do you not understand what
Speaker 6: goody two shoes means.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, like you know how they say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's such a goody two shoes, you're so up tight
Speaker 1: whatever it may be. Yeah, as though to imply they're
Speaker 1: having one shoe makes you down to earth and cool, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you've got two matching shoes on. Ugh, she's clearly stuck
Speaker 1: up her own ass. But look at me, one barefoot.
Speaker 1: I'm just like everyone else without a call. I'm so
Speaker 1: cool and chilled. Look at me. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: goody two shoes. I wonder what it means.
Speaker 2: Maybe it means that you just you'll put together, you're
Speaker 2: well kept, your a bit hoity toy to you point
Speaker 2: your nose up at the others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But when you think about it, the phrase is
Speaker 1: just like you've got basic fucking hygiene and necessities two shoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So apparently goody washed hair's that's just clean linen.
Speaker 1: Apparently goody rush teeth.
Speaker 6: It comes from a children's story from seventeen sixty five
Speaker 6: called the History of Little Goody two Shoes.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's.
Speaker 8: Where it comes from.
Speaker 6: The fable tells of Goody two Shoes, the nickname of
Speaker 6: a poor orphan girl name that Marjorie Meanwell, who goes
Speaker 6: through life with only one shoe. When a rich gentleman
Speaker 6: gives her a complete pair, She's so happy that she
Speaker 6: tells everyone that she has two shoes. Later, Marjorie becomes
Speaker 6: a teacher and marries a rich widower. This earning of
Speaker 6: wealth serves as proof that her virtue has been rewarded because.
Speaker 2: She put on a second shoe, So that two shoes
Speaker 2: is actually a sign of your doing well.
Speaker 1: But I've always thought that that phrase, oh you're a
Speaker 1: goody two shoes like a way you know, that's what
Speaker 1: I thought to knock people down a notch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember in year seven I was off at a
Speaker 2: vodka cruiser and I said no thank you, and they
Speaker 2: went classic, Mitch, always a goodie two shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Interesting. You have always been quite
Speaker 1: a fucking shelf, Mitch, mister goody two AirPods. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: me unnecessary.
Speaker 2: So you, Mitch, you are goody two kidneys. Thinking is
Speaker 2: better than everyone else.
Speaker 1: Well if you think that's bad, oh my god, Mitch
Speaker 1: is a fucking goody four ties from wayback. That's good.
Speaker 8: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: In that inc Wincy Spider Yes, he's a goodie fucking a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's enough. Let's go. Yeah, should we end
Speaker 1: the show? They're getting work, Let's go everyone.
Speaker 2: I think you're listening to the program. What a dull god,
Speaker 2: she's off?
Speaker 1: Now. How do you feel about your junk? Now? How
Speaker 1: much lighter?
Speaker 8: It's a much lighter?
Speaker 1: Do you feel refreshed? Really too? You do look like lifted?
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I had a friend tell me yesterday the other day
Speaker 2: we're talking that she do you guys know what fem
Speaker 2: fresh is?
Speaker 1: Don't let it help with the your thinking more. It's
Speaker 1: a p H.
Speaker 2: Balance thing, right general, I think like cleanses the female.
Speaker 1: Areas and mister goody too is in layman's terms, that
Speaker 1: helps your thinking more.
Speaker 2: Yes, it helps men care about I was trying to
Speaker 2: be polite to call me Burton, and she said she
Speaker 2: put her daughter to bed right, and the daughter stunk
Speaker 2: of fem fresh, And she went, oh, that's odd. She
Speaker 2: must have kids play with everything in the sh she
Speaker 2: must just play with it. And she puts a kid
Speaker 2: to bed, bridges it goes to actual bed and goes
Speaker 2: to snug up to her husband and realized that he
Speaker 2: too smells of fem Fresh.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they thought it was just normal snape.
Speaker 2: To day, my husband thought it was just Rerex owned
Speaker 2: body wash and had washed the entire kids and his
Speaker 2: body and his hair with fem Fresh.
Speaker 1: How did was she there with it? Does he his
Speaker 1: body gel to wash his hair straight? And are weird?
Speaker 2: They get that all in one conditioner washing also toothpaste
Speaker 2: like they just think goody to hair products.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true, I suppose. Yeah, maybe I'm haughty toy
Speaker 1: because I've got conditioner and bonding mask.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I shampoo twice? Do you shampoo twice, one
Speaker 2: for the one for the clean.
Speaker 1: I haven't shampooed in like years? Yeah, I forgot? Are
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? I don't use stampoo. What do you
Speaker 1: mean your hair so glossy? I know because the shampoo
Speaker 1: strips it of its natural oil. So if you go
Speaker 1: long enough without shampooing it and you push through the
Speaker 1: greasing that eventually it just becomes luscious and beautiful. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, So all I do is conditioner and argan oil. Shit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're good. You're good. Good hair care product. Shampoo an
Speaker 1: conditioner can grow up all right? Everyone?
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Speaker 1: You can buy a mug.
Speaker 2: And the summer merch is coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very meeting. Yeah, if you've been putting off buying
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Speaker 1: they won't be there much longer. We're going to be
Speaker 1: pushing the new merch line. Yeah, and the new merch line.
Speaker 1: Oh it's good. Noah.
Speaker 2: Well, we had a problem with our Lycra distributor in Taiwan.
Speaker 2: Not again, they had a fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't defain Billabong. It was Roxy actually up all
Speaker 1: the Lycra. Oh all right, we'll see next week everyone.
Speaker 1: For episode ninety, can you believe? Oh shit, what are
Speaker 1: we supposed to do something special for the ninetieth I
Speaker 1: feel like that's more significant than the eightieth.
Speaker 2: Jenna, what what's what do you normally did for a
Speaker 2: ninetieth celebration?
Speaker 1: Can you quickly google? We've had a few quickly. Do
Speaker 1: you know that I realized the other day that we
Speaker 1: completely miss our second birthday of the show. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: didn't acknowledge it at all. When was it October fourth? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're two years old. Guys, that's good. Two years
Speaker 1: look at us, go Jenna, what okay?
Speaker 8: Ninety year, ninetieth year wedding?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? What is it? A couple of music?
Speaker 8: It's stone?
Speaker 1: So it's stone, yes, stone.
Speaker 2: You're telling me I have to stay married to Hayden
Speaker 2: for ninety years for him to get me a pebble.
Speaker 8: That is crap.
Speaker 1: Here you go back here you are, someone's ringing me.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want to take it?
Speaker 1: It's my grandmother kidding? Who was? It doesn't matter? What
Speaker 1: are we going to do? We should? We do anything
Speaker 1: for the nineties. We'll get each other a stone. Why
Speaker 1: don't we all get stoned for the final episode? Al Right?
Speaker 1: Lock it in guys, we've just had a quick brainstorm.
Speaker 1: Next week we're in studio. We're going to hop box.
Speaker 1: It's bitch for an Yeah yeah, no, we couldn't do
Speaker 1: that here. We'd have to work from home. Whose house
Speaker 1: are we hot boxing?
Speaker 2: I have a new home studio. I've got a room
Speaker 2: built for it with ventilation.
Speaker 1: Fabulous? All right, Jenna, do you still remember how to
Speaker 1: pack a come with those cat nails that your shall
Speaker 1: I do? Jenny?
Speaker 2: You could pack a lot under those nails.
Speaker 1: You never know what I mean. We just got fucking munched, frown.
Speaker 2: Stick. Sticking with us for ninety ninety episodes isn't achieved me.
Speaker 2: But that's for next week. We're I'm going to talk
Speaker 2: about it now. Get excited for next week. Sending your
Speaker 2: messages of love and support and congratulations with you.
Speaker 1: No, I dizzy, I looked.
Speaker 2: Up and spun. I'm fucking my brains dislodged, or it
Speaker 2: could have cured me. I don't feel like migrain coming on.
Speaker 2: I've been working a while, so maybe you fix me
Speaker 2: spin therapy. All right, we'll see next week for episode ninety.
Speaker 1: Love you all. Leave us a review and we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you. Then you then love you?
Speaker 8: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to do this. I've gotta be on, Sue,
Speaker 2: you can introduce it, Michelle, what.
Speaker 1: Have we not done that yet? No? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that whole Jenner's junk just felt like one big ad debrief.
Speaker 2: No, the main show just ended.
Speaker 1: Welcome to add three. This is that secret segment on
Speaker 1: the end. We pretend we're gone. Apparently I really commit
Speaker 1: to that act. I thought we were genuinely done, and
Speaker 1: then we keep talking.
Speaker 2: In its sleep you have to shut it down like niggle,
Speaker 2: pencil case zipped up quicker.
Speaker 1: I mean that really really felt like that was actually
Speaker 1: the end of it, and we'd already done the fake
Speaker 1: ending and then already come back and be like kidding,
Speaker 1: we're still here. We're here, guys. Oh well, I've got
Speaker 1: nothing else to say.
Speaker 2: What should we do for our fucking ninetieth We only
Speaker 2: just realized as it came out of my mouth.
Speaker 8: Get a ninety year old on, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: My grandma the only but she is now he couldn't
Speaker 2: get poor kissy on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But then what do we say to them other
Speaker 1: than being ninety like ooh good on news. You made
Speaker 1: a number of years that we've done episodes of the
Speaker 1: podcast not really the same, is it. Yeah?
Speaker 2: We could say on episode thirty seven, we did this,
Speaker 2: what did you do when you were thirty seven?
Speaker 1: NINETI is fucked, isn't that ninety? Yeah? It is the
Speaker 1: fact that we've done that many episodes. It's definitely well
Speaker 1: past the point where I can remember what we did
Speaker 1: on each It's when we got into the it's when
Speaker 1: we got into the twenties that I stopped being able
Speaker 1: to remember, because I in the early days, I could
Speaker 1: have told you exactly what we did on episode one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: all the way through to twenty something. Now I don't
Speaker 1: even remember what we did fucking three weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I think up to eleven I can remember. Then I
Speaker 2: cap out, I'm done.
Speaker 1: You can still remember the early ones, but not the
Speaker 1: more recent ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're making like actual money now, hundreds of thousand.
Speaker 1: Like an absurd amount. You wouldn't even recognize the figures.
Speaker 1: Truly shocked, you idiot.
Speaker 2: You call me when we're gonna have to buy a
Speaker 2: podcast house to offset some of the cash, Okay, like
Speaker 2: a high house in La.
Speaker 1: My podcast In and Out ninety is very good. What
Speaker 1: do we do three weeks ago? I'm trying to test
Speaker 1: if I can remember. So this is eighty nine, eighty six.
Speaker 1: I'll go to the feet. I have no idea what
Speaker 1: we did in episode eighty six.
Speaker 2: Okay, episode eighty six car crash interview.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, why did I go three weeks ago? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you remember why we did a pig week in
Speaker 2: episode sixty.
Speaker 1: Eight yes, because I was about to go. I was
Speaker 1: about to start personal training with James and he was
Speaker 1: going to be tracking my dietary intake and so I
Speaker 1: was like, this is it. This is my last pig
Speaker 1: out before someone starts monitoring what I ate. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: no longer see fucking James anymore. He moved during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Where did he go to? Back to Newcastle? I texted
Speaker 1: him like the week before lockdown lifted and all the
Speaker 1: gins are about to reopen, and said, so shall we
Speaker 1: pick up where we left off? And he goes, nah,
Speaker 1: don't live in sitting anymore. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess, so just be a pig find
Speaker 1: it out of the trainer.
Speaker 2: But there's not exactly a shortage, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Sorry as well.
Speaker 2: I was meant to save you some of that popcorn chicken,
Speaker 2: but I ate at all.
Speaker 1: It was Red Rooster, sorry, but buttermilk pops butter pop
Speaker 1: milk cap. Mitchell was in a shit mood. I was
Speaker 1: in a found which he called me earlier, and I
Speaker 1: was on the way to the studio and I saw
Speaker 1: Red Ruster and I was like, oh know, what'll pep
Speaker 1: that fucking asshole right up and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden he's spinning on his chair. So I think it worked.
Speaker 1: I think I think the fast food, the greasy chicken
Speaker 1: really won him over.
Speaker 2: I even dropped a couple of buttermilk pops and then
Speaker 2: went down to get my charge before and found them
Speaker 2: and ate.
Speaker 1: Them where had to drop them on the floor. You're disgusting.
Speaker 8: I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Now, should I have a housewarming and should we invite listeners?
Speaker 1: No, we can do a giveaway. See. My problem with
Speaker 1: having a house warming is that I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know who to not invite because there's still a
Speaker 1: limit on how many people can be in your house
Speaker 1: in Sydney, and so I don't even have spare spots
Speaker 1: for listeners because I'm so popular. Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: actually that boy friends? No to boyd to friends? Are
Speaker 1: you struggling for guests that much? No, I'm just being
Speaker 1: an idiot.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't invite you swine listening, you know.
Speaker 1: I imagine how insufferable our listeners would be. I had
Speaker 1: to go to a kiss listener event the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm not too much our listeners. I would be cool
Speaker 1: as yes, kids, maybe.
Speaker 2: Listeners and I know you guys know this. I'm not
Speaker 2: too my own horn, but they think of me and
Speaker 2: all the radio anounced the kiss. They think we are
Speaker 2: big time celebs.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: They think we are like just Bert fucking Newton and
Speaker 2: I turn up and someone goes.
Speaker 1: Match time, met night, Let's get a photo.
Speaker 2: Doing shots, doing shots, and they were buying me so
Speaker 2: many shots.
Speaker 1: I can't do this, so I don't think you can't
Speaker 1: do multiple So I'd see little Goodie too standard drinks.
Speaker 1: Goodie to standards, he said to me. The other day,
Speaker 1: I was at a Halloween party and one of the
Speaker 1: people that was there was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: meet Mitch. I miss you on Kyle and Dakio And
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about. That's the
Speaker 1: the least remarkable thing I've ever been Meet Mitch. My
Speaker 1: whole role was to be quiet. I never spoke, I
Speaker 1: never said anything funny. I was just meant. I was
Speaker 1: just awkward the whole time.
Speaker 2: Like someone going up to you going, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you are the supercar driver from Studio ten. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that one cross you did in the back of a supercar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you go on my management's website. That's
Speaker 1: what they chosen. If you go to this examplified dot
Speaker 1: com and you go to the talent there a screenshot
Speaker 1: of me reporting at a fucking rally car track.
Speaker 2: If you go to RGM my management site, they're like
Speaker 2: Mitch Cheery twenty three and then I'm fucking twenty six. Like, yes,
Speaker 2: that was fine when you signed me at twenty three,
Speaker 2: but I've aged because people do every year, not twenty three.
Speaker 1: You know what I find really funny if you go
Speaker 1: on the website I had just said, my management's website, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Hey and I are both on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And there's a little section that says audience, and mine
Speaker 1: says young adults. His says LGBTQ plus and women. So
Speaker 1: they've made a point of saying that straight men will
Speaker 1: not like him a girl, but for me, I'm just
Speaker 1: young adults. The straight blokes frough me, but I love you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I speak their language because I'm from bogen Gate.
Speaker 2: It would confuse them though, because they go, I want
Speaker 2: to like this buddies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who was it that said someone here at Kids
Speaker 1: when I still worked here said they took a photo
Speaker 1: of us wearing our new Merch back in Merch March,
Speaker 1: and they were like, I'm so confused because like you
Speaker 1: look like a really hot girl, but I know you're not.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, darl and you just go wherever your
Speaker 1: mind wanders. Hi, way, mind, II way, mind. You have
Speaker 1: my consent, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: A weird girl if you need me to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Maybe we should wrap this up. I can
Speaker 1: never I can never do this award winning program when
Speaker 1: which is over there clicking.
Speaker 2: We've already won all the awards though, must swim in more.
Speaker 1: I know, like, where do you go from a Nobel
Speaker 1: Peace Prize? We've got that? Amen logo is just nothing.
Speaker 1: I use that to scrape shit off my shoe.
Speaker 2: Mitch, should we go back to the logos? I wonder
Speaker 2: how we get another invite?
Speaker 1: Well? I was there working, and I don't work for
Speaker 1: Kiss anymore, so I don't see why I would be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we were on a table like we were guests.
Speaker 1: We weren't just staff.
Speaker 8: I'll ask to be Amanda's guest.
Speaker 1: That will help us. So she gets very grumpy because
Speaker 1: she doesn't win the gold. Do we all just pick
Speaker 1: one person and ask to be their plus one? Because
Speaker 1: I'm mates with Sarah Harris. She's divorced now, so I'll
Speaker 1: be your plus one. When did that happen.
Speaker 8: A few months ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's old news, it's recent dish. Who are you
Speaker 1: going to ask but m or Patty? He whip up
Speaker 1: some young fresh piece of bird. Look alone.
Speaker 2: She needs a fat, politically incorrect piece of arm candy.
Speaker 2: They were like, she needs another puff dumb right around
Speaker 2: the corner.
Speaker 1: I can say that. Okay, so you hit up Patty Newton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jenn know you're gonna hit up man. I'll hit up
Speaker 1: their great, we're going.
Speaker 8: To the lake going, oh my god, let's make it up.
Speaker 2: Imagine if wouldn't it be funny if Jenna married mcgirl.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be funny that every year Jenna went to the
Speaker 2: logs because she married mgirl. Like if our podcast were
Speaker 2: to end and they in five years, everyone would to
Speaker 2: do a reunion. And Jenna is married to the mcgirl
Speaker 2: and every year she goes to the log.
Speaker 1: Because she's Spanish. Jenna likes it.
Speaker 8: He's married with two children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're your step children. Gener will meet them
Speaker 1: and say you can call me mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenna, don't you be the evil step mother, you
Speaker 2: be the sweet one, Okay.
Speaker 1: Imagine getting Jenna as a stepmother. You'd think, Babe, stop
Speaker 1: trying so hard to be nice, and she's like, no,
Speaker 1: that's just what I'm like, I'd actually laughing.
Speaker 2: I think Jenna would be a good step thank you.
Speaker 1: No, I think she'd be too socially awkward and like
Speaker 1: worried about how to behave around them, and then she'd
Speaker 1: end up offending them in some way. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I just avoid them to be because when Jenny gets
Speaker 1: really awkward, she just laughs. Like one of them would
Speaker 1: be like, I'm I gotta bullet at school today. She'd
Speaker 1: go the middle why are you laughing at my face?
Speaker 1: Step mom? The middle of the night, three am, knock.
Speaker 2: Knock, I had a bad dream.
Speaker 1: I wet myself. Just let her laugh solo for a bit.
Speaker 1: Imagine your new stepmum behaving like that. We don't even
Speaker 1: have to do anything.
Speaker 2: You imagine that I got suspended from school today because
Speaker 2: I came out as a lesbian. Someone threw a mandarin
Speaker 2: peel at my face and it got me in the eyes.
Speaker 5: Crying mum.
Speaker 1: Someone tied my shoelacers together and then I tripped over
Speaker 1: and scraped my entire forehead on the ash. Felt what
Speaker 1: do you laughing at? Bitch? Ma'am?
Speaker 2: I accidentally cow would punch someone in King's cross.
Speaker 1: I need help hiding the body now. That's when she'd
Speaker 1: whip into action and be like, right right, step mom?
Speaker 1: Were there any witnesses? No, let's do this. All the
Speaker 1: step kids would have mcgirl's accent to.
Speaker 2: My mama, ma'am, you can't hear someone.
Speaker 1: Speak your for mama? Why you cry?
Speaker 2: You would be an interesting step mom, and I would
Speaker 2: be the worst step dad. I'd be so overbearing.
Speaker 1: I just want them to love me. I buy them.
Speaker 1: I'd buy their love.
Speaker 2: Do you what any peers for the front? There is
Speaker 2: through work, go through connections, There is email, sony pr.
Speaker 1: I would try and win them over, but if I didn't,
Speaker 1: that would be where it ends. I wouldn't be like, oh,
Speaker 1: how do I win them over? If if we don't
Speaker 1: get along at the first meeting, I'll just be like, babe,
Speaker 1: I'm coming over when they're not here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a problem because kids take a while
Speaker 2: to warm up to you, so if they don't do
Speaker 2: it in your time, then you're they'll.
Speaker 1: Be dead to you no wonder their mother left them?
Speaker 2: Oh and that story did the mum leave well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because obviously my boyfriend realized that he was quite
Speaker 1: partial to Pean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you okay, say we came back together in
Speaker 2: five years, right, I'm not doing the podcast. Jenny be
Speaker 2: married to mcguel, Who would I be married to?
Speaker 1: If Hayden? Would it? Can bust? I was gonna say Hayden,
Speaker 1: imagine if he's fucking started hooking up with the junkie
Speaker 1: Matthew Newton? Is it Matthew? Yeah, had his problematic chime you,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to fuck Bert Newton's bastard son. I
Speaker 1: think you'll find Matthew was conceived in wedlock. There's no
Speaker 1: bastard for going on.
Speaker 2: He's got Patty's bitchiness, Patty's attitude.
Speaker 1: Patty and Jenna are actually quite similar by the way.
Speaker 1: They're sweet on the surface, but Paddy's fully capable of murder.
Speaker 2: I feel like Paddy is a real Chris Jenna vibe.
Speaker 1: I think she pushed Bert to his limits, or maybe
Speaker 1: he was always on TV week. Oh what if it
Speaker 1: was actually really noble and he was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to live without my legs mother me with the pillow.
Speaker 2: No, she wasn't there. Didn't you read the article? The
Speaker 2: quote was, yeah, she missed him by twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: She was there.
Speaker 2: The quote was, maybe he didn't want me to be
Speaker 2: there for his final breaths. Patty's emotional plea.
Speaker 1: What does she mean missed him by twelve So.
Speaker 2: He was in a private care facility because he had
Speaker 2: his leg amputated, and I think he had I don't
Speaker 2: know what else to happen. And then she went home
Speaker 2: to get something, maybe see the Green kids, And she
Speaker 2: said she pulled into the driveway and she got a
Speaker 2: call from the manager and he died. So, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's very close.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, that's my morning ruined. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Can we get Patty on the show?
Speaker 1: I might have a number, Yeah for a guest booker, Mitch,
Speaker 1: it's been a while. It's been a while. It's been
Speaker 1: one week since we've had a guest. No, I brought
Speaker 1: all right, hey in here, he's still a guest.
Speaker 2: We can't have guests after guess, regardless of who gets them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but Patty Ken I don't have Patty.
Speaker 8: Do you get shame the sun?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They text I'm telling you that there's a chemistry
Speaker 1: bubbling away.
Speaker 2: What talent was Bert nine?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think you did a bit of everything.
Speaker 2: You know, my mom had a guest spot on Bert's
Speaker 2: show on the Morning show What Yeah, because she worked
Speaker 2: for She was the head of marketing for Cover Girl
Speaker 2: and she had to go on Bert Newton the show
Speaker 2: to talk about the new full range coverage of Cover
Speaker 2: Girl and got there, got in here and make up,
Speaker 2: got to the side of stage and freaked out and
Speaker 2: didn't do it and then they were so mad.
Speaker 1: But it was really mad at her. Well, so you
Speaker 1: would be because you had to fill a segment if
Speaker 1: your guests pulled out on you last minute. Kate Langbrook.
Speaker 1: The reason that this week's show was so she did
Speaker 1: because we went to have Kate Langbrook on and then
Speaker 1: she bayed. It was shocking, but I liked it for
Speaker 1: that reason.
Speaker 2: All Right, it's on that note, we should go hopefully
Speaker 2: kateling Brook soon.
Speaker 1: If she doesn't, Cat's on it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was meant to come on to promo her
Speaker 2: new book, Bless Kate lane Brook.
Speaker 1: She's not dead, speaking of.
Speaker 2: Speaking of chow bellaow Beller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Seah, We're going to go be what a great.
Speaker 2: Growing up my my family had a cat named Bella,
Speaker 2: and one day we did have to say by Bella,
Speaker 2: thank God when Bella passed.
Speaker 1: What of death chat today? Yeah, Jane's loving it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, really entertaining in our wheelhouse. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Let's leave people on a positive note. Are we still
Speaker 2: doing that whole two percent better thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're asking me, because you're the
Speaker 1: one that told me not to do it anymore. I
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: I think you should do a specially after today's deep episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we can't. I just don't want to be
Speaker 1: tied to that fucking moron. I'll change it to three
Speaker 1: because that's my favorite number. We hope if the podcast
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