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Speaker 1: Every busher cooliest year.

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Speaker 2: Well, here we are, after a year of goolies. We

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Speaker 2: are going to announce our winner of Goolie of the

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Speaker 2: Year ten thousand dollars cash. A brand new Smiley's Match

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Speaker 2: has fadded over sixteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: All our finalists have gone before the Goolies Commission, the

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Speaker 1: GCS we like to call it, but there can be

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Speaker 1: only one. And this was a ghoulie that we got

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Speaker 1: from Linda in Fairfield Heights.

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Speaker 3: Hi Jonesy, Hi Amanda. I would just like to say

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Speaker 3: thank you to the driver of the car registration BQ

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Speaker 3: seventy five WF that was striving on Friday down near

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Speaker 3: the Georgia's River.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very.

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Speaker 3: Much, your bloody shitthead. You scared the daylights out of

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Speaker 3: me with your driving. And by the way, if I

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Speaker 3: could pull you through the phone now, i'd kick your

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Speaker 3: ouse until your nose spled and stuff to campns up

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Speaker 3: your nose and still kicked giraff. Thank you. It's Linda bye.

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Speaker 2: And with that, Hello, Linda, Hello, how are you? Did

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Speaker 2: you ever imagine, Linda, when you called the Gholies hotline

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Speaker 2: with that ranch, that you would be the goolie of

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Speaker 2: the Year.

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Speaker 4: No. No, that man scared the hell out of me

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Speaker 4: with his driving, and I thought, Jesus Christ, he could

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Speaker 4: have killed somebody. He come up weaving in between the

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Speaker 4: trees and on the side of the road where there's

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Speaker 4: no curb and gathering. He set a cup of cars

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Speaker 4: in front, and nobody was moving. We were all just

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Speaker 4: sitting still. We were stuck in traffic. But this idiot

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Speaker 4: come from absolutely nowhere scared the living daylights out of me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it sounds like you're still affected. He was swerving

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Speaker 1: between the trees on the medium strip. Is that what

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Speaker 1: you're saying, Well, it's not.

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Speaker 4: Really a medium strip. That part has no curb and

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Speaker 4: guts ering.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Linda, are you emotional because you're recounting that

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Speaker 2: story or because you've won this prize?

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Speaker 4: Because I won? I never thought we need anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, tell dollars cash, Linda, and I can.

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Speaker 4: Buy a new washing machine now because mine's broken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a good one for ten grands.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't spend it all on washing me. You can

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Speaker 1: get a washing machine for seven hundred bucks, Linder.

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Speaker 2: So you know, thank you so very very and the

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Speaker 2: brand new Spiney's mattress bacause it's amazing.

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Speaker 4: Well my mattress, I've got a couple of planks of

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Speaker 4: wood under it so I can sleep on it properly.

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Speaker 2: Well, Linda, I hope that we've made the end of

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Speaker 2: the year great for you.

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Speaker 1: You are the one you.

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Speaker 3: Have made my year.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so very very much my family, unto all

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 2: Pleasure Linda.

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Speaker 1: You are a winner, and you'd be careful on the

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Speaker 1: mean streets. Congratulations and thank you to where everyone that

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Speaker 1: one and I rung the Goolies hotline, I should say.

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Speaker 2: And also thank you to Spinales who provided this prize.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget for you sick of neck pain, headaches and snoring,

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Speaker 2: get a Spinales pillow with afterpay Spinallees at dot com

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Speaker 2: dot you guess.

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Speaker 1: My Goolies will continue in twenty twenty two. The Goolies

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Speaker 1: Hotline is always available for you. Nine oh six one

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Speaker 1: seven nine eighty four