Speaker 1: Hey guys, just before the episode starts, we just wanted
Speaker 1: to say that in this episode. This week there's another
Speaker 1: edition of gaslighting Jenna.
Speaker 2: We know we love to mess with her head poor things.
Speaker 2: She joins us every week on the show is our
Speaker 2: third wheel, and we like to gaslight her occasionally in
Speaker 2: a while. But today we've got the help of Blake
Speaker 2: Pavey TikTok ledgends Funny himself. I do love Blake. He's
Speaker 2: the best and he's going to help us out because
Speaker 2: he's going to do an American accent. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 2: know how we often allude to the fact that Jenna
Speaker 2: perhaps disgraced herself.
Speaker 1: Yes, while her.
Speaker 2: And I were on our Kentiki trip in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: We often make jokes alluding to the fact that she
Speaker 2: was a bit of a whore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like myth for this show. Everyone knows about
Speaker 1: Jenna's Kentiky how days.
Speaker 2: But she does not let us go into do about
Speaker 2: her Kentuki how days. So today what we've done is
Speaker 2: we've organized an instant interview and she's going to think
Speaker 2: that it's with one of her former Kintique you love them.
Speaker 1: That you've tracked down.
Speaker 2: Yes, and she'll be believable because I've fed Blake all
Speaker 2: these lines to say all these things that only that
Speaker 2: guy would know. So she's going to think, God, it's
Speaker 2: actually him.
Speaker 1: It must be yeah, because you'll have references that only
Speaker 1: those two would know.
Speaker 2: About Yeah him, Like you know the name of the
Speaker 2: place we stayed, the name of our Kentiki two we guy,
Speaker 2: like all these things. It's going to make Jenna think,
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, this this is the guy. This is one
Speaker 2: of thousands of men that I plowed through in Europe.
Speaker 1: And she has no idea.
Speaker 2: She's going to freak out because she hates to spring
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: So we will gaslight Jenna momentarily enjoy the show.
Speaker 2: When are we doing it? Is that after two? Is
Speaker 2: it just me?
Speaker 1: And then there'll be some reviews and then we'll jump in.
Speaker 2: All right, so listen out. That's when we're going to
Speaker 2: be gas lighting Jenna. She's not in the room right.
Speaker 1: Now, she's in the bathroom. You're probably looking at photos
Speaker 1: of her Kentiki facts. Does she know she's about to
Speaker 1: be reunited with people do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from Adrian.
Speaker 1: Summer feelings make more since than the others. Switch Astralian
Speaker 1: gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety that he's
Speaker 1: performance on the pommel horse, Ingia Marcus, grow up, bless
Speaker 1: yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a
Speaker 1: cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is.
Speaker 3: Just still to play.
Speaker 1: A couple of mentions.
Speaker 2: Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish. Relea drap lubi perfect now his michtui.
Speaker 2: And oh hi, everyone, guys, it's our second last show
Speaker 2: of twenty twenty and our second last show of season two.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy wrapping up season two, I'll give you
Speaker 1: the best season I've ever show. I know it feels
Speaker 1: like a weird number to end on episode fifty three,
Speaker 1: but I realized we ended.
Speaker 2: Season one on episode thirty, so we're just flipping the numbers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah to three, three, five, save makes you sleep
Speaker 1: a night that makes sense, I guess.
Speaker 2: And also, oh yes, grounds keeper Jen our third wheel
Speaker 2: as always, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Listening in a great mood YEP, I'm here now, Mitch.
Speaker 2: For once, you can say it's a big show today,
Speaker 2: and it's actually it's quite accurate because we've jam packed
Speaker 2: this one. We realize that there's only two episodes.
Speaker 1: Left of the year. We're like, oh shit, we've got
Speaker 1: these ideas. We've got to get them done. Actually is
Speaker 1: very big, so much so that I don't even know
Speaker 1: where to start. Where should we start?
Speaker 2: Well, we've got another mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you haven't heard this.
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 2: Everyone else in the world had. It's the Nigella laws
Speaker 2: and one that went viral last week and Mitch banned
Speaker 2: me from listening to it because you wanted to bring
Speaker 2: it up on the show. So every time I've seen
Speaker 2: it in my feet, I've had to just scroll past.
Speaker 2: But we've just become the home of mispronunciations because so
Speaker 2: many people tagged us. I'm so glad that when people
Speaker 2: think mispronunciations they think couple of mitches exactly.
Speaker 1: And we could not talk about it, and we had
Speaker 1: so many people message it to the Instagram account, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, fuck off, you'll hear it in the
Speaker 1: next step.
Speaker 2: Haven't heard it. You'll hear it with me later on
Speaker 2: in the show. Fantastic Also another instant interview bringing a
Speaker 2: surprise guest on you, Jenna our third wheel. You're the
Speaker 2: one that's got to wing this today, a total mystery guest.
Speaker 1: Now, this is how if it's your first time hearing
Speaker 1: instant interview. Essentially, it's an an interview that we've set
Speaker 1: up that normally Mitch goes into without any knowledge, any prep,
Speaker 1: any info on the celebrity that is talking to.
Speaker 2: You're trying to teach me to be more like you,
Speaker 2: the king of winging it.
Speaker 1: Just laugh and clap and that that takes about six seconds.
Speaker 1: Letter Ask me any question, Ask me a hard question
Speaker 1: that I won't know the answer, and I'll make one
Speaker 1: up and I'll fill it with a laugh and the clap.
Speaker 2: Ready, Who was the second man on the moon, Well
Speaker 2: after buzz Aldron, No, he was second, Neil Armstrong was first.
Speaker 1: Oh you see, I got it.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 5: That was that was good.
Speaker 2: I think that tactic works at all. That that was
Speaker 2: just off that you killed insane.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do it more subtly.
Speaker 2: Go, oh is that the point you kill time?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, you think of the answer, I'm not actually laughing
Speaker 1: at clapping. That's a voluntarily involuntary a function that my body.
Speaker 5: Is doing something else.
Speaker 7: What what?
Speaker 2: What other questions can we ask?
Speaker 1: Sometimes the population to bog and Gate.
Speaker 2: What's the population of my hometown.
Speaker 1: Bog and Gate at least over one thousand?
Speaker 2: Well it's not you got that role, but laugh didn't
Speaker 2: help you there anyway. So like a weird tip to give, Well.
Speaker 1: Don't do the clap and laugh of how awkary would
Speaker 1: be from Jenna Jenne's claps are so soft? No, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't register as a clap.
Speaker 5: Can I try?
Speaker 8: Go?
Speaker 1: Ready? So good to be here with you, Jesus, Yes.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: It's like you're auditioning for the role of the joker
Speaker 1: in local production.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling dead? Are you nervous?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: It's all right, it's fine. I felt the same way
Speaker 2: I was nervous to when I didn't mine. It's not
Speaker 2: a few now, but you end up you end up
Speaker 2: swimming more than sinking.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: Is it someone really famous?
Speaker 2: No, we're not going to give you any clues.
Speaker 1: I'm so it'll be fine. Just be your natural self
Speaker 1: and it will be awkward.
Speaker 2: We'll do that later in the show. All right, Jenna
Speaker 2: also talk back tings, everyone's favorite segment of ours, when
Speaker 2: we play bits of Gold. We're here on talkback radio.
Speaker 2: I've played a few things from John Laws before on
Speaker 2: the show, right, but today you're going to hear a
Speaker 2: whole new side of him. I've only really shown you
Speaker 2: the cranky, bastard side of John Laws, which I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but today yet.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit different. My sister actually, she was
Speaker 2: at home in bogen Game, our parents' place, and she
Speaker 2: messaged me this. She heard it on the radio and
Speaker 2: said that she was crying when she heard it. So no, yeah,
Speaker 2: Good Radio does very different sides to John Laws. We'll
Speaker 2: do that later in the show.
Speaker 1: All right, talkback tings coming up. Let's start with the idems.
Speaker 1: They're the basis of the show. It's what really got
Speaker 1: this whole thing started. Right, It's something we've noticed, something
Speaker 1: we hate or appreciate. Oh, Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 1: don't know Mitch's. Why don't you dive in and start
Speaker 1: the show?
Speaker 2: I will. Let's do this.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you always forget where you parked your car?
Speaker 1: No, I'm actually pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: think it's just you.
Speaker 2: Jenna can't drive.
Speaker 1: Where do you park your scooter? But I don't know?
Speaker 2: No, But if you're getting a lift with someone, Jenna,
Speaker 2: do you do you remember where they parked? Like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're on the green level and all that shit.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember how their car looks.
Speaker 2: So oh wow, that's maad. So you're on the same
Speaker 2: level as me. Well, I now have a method of
Speaker 2: finding my car because for some reason, I just am
Speaker 2: incapable of remembering where I put it.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: So if you lost your car before, like you just
Speaker 1: have been looking.
Speaker 2: For it plenty of times, I've just completely forgotten and
Speaker 2: it's just too hard for me to switch my brain
Speaker 2: on remember where I parked it. So my method. You
Speaker 2: know how some car keys when you lock the car,
Speaker 2: it makes this noise, you know how it beeps button.
Speaker 1: Mine doesn't do it, but I have had cars that do.
Speaker 2: Oh well, this this hack is no good for you then,
Speaker 2: because it doesn't just do that when you lock the
Speaker 2: car when you're standing alongside. It turns out that function
Speaker 2: the beeping when you press the lock that yep, that
Speaker 2: works when you're quite far away from the car. In fact,
Speaker 2: if I'm in one of the those giant shopping center
Speaker 2: car park, it's multiple levels. Even if I'm on the
Speaker 2: wrong floor and there's like multiple barriers and layers of
Speaker 2: concrete between me and my car, if I press the
Speaker 2: lock button and then I just follow the sound of
Speaker 2: the car really even through the concrete, Yeah, I can
Speaker 2: hear it.
Speaker 1: It might be like if it's really close, you could
Speaker 1: even get like a.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sometimes one. Sometimes if it's many many floors
Speaker 2: above me, I won't even hear it. I'll just kind
Speaker 2: of hear it echoing off the apartment buildings near the
Speaker 2: shop because they kind of the sound travels out.
Speaker 5: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: So that's how it works. So you sort of just
Speaker 1: like have to point your ear in the direction you
Speaker 1: hear it, then you run to the car pretty much.
Speaker 1: In fact, I did a little example the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna whip my phone out.
Speaker 2: I can't remember where I parked, and so this is
Speaker 2: me doing a bit of a hide and seek following
Speaker 2: the sound of the beats to locate my little astra.
Speaker 10: Here.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Distance, all right, We're getting closer down to the left. Okay,
Speaker 2: check in again. Yep, we're getting closer. It's sad to
Speaker 2: hear still haven't late?
Speaker 9: Eyes on't it yet?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: There it is, my honey, I'm back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it world now.
Speaker 2: I should point out that on that occasion and most occasions,
Speaker 2: by the time I find the car everyone around them.
Speaker 2: I was going, what the fuck is going on? It's
Speaker 2: a very selfish method, but it works for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be very obnoxious. Also, you just pointing your
Speaker 1: hand out with you as are walking through the parking.
Speaker 1: Why are you astro dad and filming? I'll get ten
Speaker 1: k from TikTok for this. You look like a lunatic.
Speaker 2: It was pretty Actually, it's very selfish. When I used
Speaker 2: to live in Newtown, very busy area, it's kind of
Speaker 2: hard to find street parking. I would often end up
Speaker 2: two blocks away from my house, and so I had
Speaker 2: no hope of remembering where I parked, and I would
Speaker 2: wake up at my usual work time of three forty
Speaker 2: five and just walk around beeping the horn. Who cares
Speaker 2: if people are at.
Speaker 5: Their home?
Speaker 2: I would have beat the horn and mooxiously, going where
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 9: My extra?
Speaker 2: All the sudden has even gone up and everyone's still
Speaker 2: as sleep. I'm just beeping that bitch.
Speaker 1: That's the worst. You know what the hell was that
Speaker 1: that was moving in the car horn?
Speaker 2: It sounded more like a goat bleating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very off actually, now that I'm sorry, you know
Speaker 1: what I've done. Once I have gone to an event.
Speaker 1: I think it was a movie premiere or something that
Speaker 1: I got for a kiss, and I drove my car
Speaker 1: to the CBD to George Street Cinemas. And I was
Speaker 1: before I knew Hay. Then I was single. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go to the movie enjoy get free food
Speaker 1: because you get heaps of free food, drinks or fingersand
Speaker 1: which is beautiful. And I had the full meal and
Speaker 1: couple drinks. And then this was before the time I
Speaker 1: did my night show, so I could I didn't have
Speaker 1: to like wake up early, so I I go finish
Speaker 1: watch the movie, and then I get an uber home
Speaker 1: and get home and go where are my keys? Get
Speaker 1: my keys out? Where's my car?
Speaker 2: If your court an uber home forgets to get an
Speaker 2: uber back to the venue and then drive my car home.
Speaker 1: Back when I lived in Coronella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's pretty much my method of getting home
Speaker 2: from every night out. Ever, I just like that's how
Speaker 2: I got home from the work Crison party a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, left the car god knows where, and
Speaker 2: then just called an uber home when it and I
Speaker 2: went and fed. That was my next day's task. That
Speaker 2: was my Saturday, finding the car.
Speaker 1: That'd be hard through the CBD doing this when you
Speaker 1: get the honkings of the buses and the people and
Speaker 1: the homeless and where is that God? I think that's
Speaker 1: just you. I think the only person to do that.
Speaker 1: If everyone in the world did it, they'd be chaos
Speaker 1: on the street.
Speaker 2: Ye works for me.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be ready for my agent.
Speaker 2: Absolutely what you got, let's go.
Speaker 1: Just do you think it's time we let go of
Speaker 1: Christmas cards?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: I feel like you write a bunch and you deliver
Speaker 2: them to your friends or colleagues or something.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I vividly remember the days where we would be in
Speaker 1: an event where Mama go, we've got to go to
Speaker 1: km up before Christmas, the Christmas rush and get the
Speaker 1: Christmas cards, and then we gotta get the little mini
Speaker 1: candy canes, and then we got to sit down. It
Speaker 1: was like like it was child labor. She'd sit at
Speaker 1: the kitchen table and she'd write the cards to Joe,
Speaker 1: Anne and Lee, thank you for a great year, some
Speaker 1: in joke, some funny reference. Oh remember last year when
Speaker 1: you drop the leg am and then she would lick it,
Speaker 1: seal it, pass it to me and I would get
Speaker 1: a little mini candy cane, stick your tape it to
Speaker 1: the back and then I pass it to my sister Rachel,
Speaker 1: who'd get like a whole hole host stamp, stamp it,
Speaker 1: and then Becky had put the name and address, put
Speaker 1: the stamp on and we put it in a pile.
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking. There was upwards of one hundred
Speaker 1: Christmas cards and Mom messages me this year she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you think we should because we normally do
Speaker 1: a family photo, what photo should we use for the
Speaker 1: true Christmas card?
Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, does she hand deliver the cards
Speaker 2: or mail them out?
Speaker 1: She posts them out? This is costing something bloody hell.
Speaker 2: I personally have let go of them because I do
Speaker 2: recall I used to do it in high school and
Speaker 2: I used to just get really pedantic about not writing
Speaker 2: the same phrase twice because I was paranoid that my
Speaker 2: friends would compare them. Be like oh, he wrote best wishes.
Speaker 2: In the same spot he wrote We've had a great
Speaker 2: year together. All this stuff. I tried to alter the
Speaker 2: phrasing and everyone and it just did my head in.
Speaker 2: And also no one really appreciated it that much. So
Speaker 2: I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: Jenn. I feel like you'd be a Christmas card give
Speaker 1: it end receiver. You know, I was back in the day,
Speaker 1: back when mailing was invented.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she used to do Christmas morse code.
Speaker 5: Yes, what's so funny?
Speaker 2: In one of her past lives, a memorable moment.
Speaker 1: You did Christmas carrier pigeons. You got little little wreaths on.
Speaker 5: Their Oh I loved my pigeon may Oh Christmas anyway
Speaker 5: back to Christmas cards at this stage of my life.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, I'm not into it either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know who he is. And guess who it's
Speaker 1: gone viral your power Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Oh really, she's doing the Christmas card.
Speaker 1: She sends a Christmas card out as the most hideous
Speaker 1: fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but folklore might be the vibe. But she's put her
Speaker 1: cats in little clothes. She's sending this out to her
Speaker 1: celeb friends and then swipe you can see what she's written.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Yeah, it's an effort into it.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's how people feel about her.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I'm very surprised that her cats let her dress them
Speaker 2: up like my cat would never. But Isabella would maul
Speaker 2: me to death if I try to put a scarf
Speaker 2: a little sand hat on her.
Speaker 1: Ibrahimid body scratched me to pieces too if I went
Speaker 1: near her a little hat.
Speaker 2: Wishing you a season of moments. It's so wonderful. They
Speaker 2: become folklore. Oh Taylor Swift signature. I mean, I'd still
Speaker 2: be thrilled if I receive one. I get it. It's
Speaker 2: it's just a bit generic. I gotta tell you. With cards, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if I'm writing one, I write a fucking dope card,
Speaker 2: man like I go all out. Really, I only write
Speaker 2: them if I actually feel like I want to, you know,
Speaker 2: prove to someone. You know, actions speak louder than words,
Speaker 2: prove to someone that they mean something. The last card
Speaker 2: I wrote would have been to olbos Rosy when she
Speaker 2: went on a maternity leave and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you've been a wonderful boss. Blah blah blah, yeah, all
Speaker 2: that stuff, and I'm like, it just loses its meaning
Speaker 2: if you're writing generic card off to generic card and
Speaker 2: licking and fucking candy cane, Like, do you even know
Speaker 2: how the people you're sending these to?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: I hate cards and my mom cries. My mom cried
Speaker 1: last Mother's Day because I didn't get her a card,
Speaker 1: and you really should have got your mama card, she cried.
Speaker 1: She still brings it up to this day.
Speaker 9: But I hated it.
Speaker 1: I write the same thing. What do you write on
Speaker 1: a card for Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day? I love
Speaker 1: you from the heart? What every year? My heart doesn't
Speaker 1: have that many words to say? It's busy beating.
Speaker 5: She only wants it once a year, isn't too much.
Speaker 1: She wants it for a Birthday, then she wants one
Speaker 1: for Easter, and she wants one for Christmas. Cards constantly.
Speaker 2: You know what you should do because you act like
Speaker 2: my heart doesn't have that many words to say.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: We've learned you never shut up. You should just like
Speaker 2: record it as a voice message or pretend that you're
Speaker 2: doing a voice a talk break for your mum, and
Speaker 2: then just write it down like just that you speak
Speaker 2: from the heart, you word vomit and then.
Speaker 1: You just write it down later forward and ounce the gifts.
Speaker 2: What would you do if you were doing a Merry
Speaker 2: Christmas to your mother? Okay, I'd say, DeMar you should
Speaker 2: get in bed and be like, it's not Mitch to midnight.
Speaker 1: Great, great, great, Yeah, Mitch tell midnight. Here is an idea.
Speaker 1: Is an Idia this night, mum, Merry Christmas? Coming up
Speaker 1: the best gift in twenty twenty. It is gonna blow
Speaker 1: your mind. You're gonna love it. It's something that men
Speaker 1: can use too. I love you. I want you to
Speaker 1: know that I appreciate you and I care for you.
Speaker 1: And we shouldn't be sharing these thoughts just at Christmas.
Speaker 1: I should do it three six five every day of
Speaker 1: the year. I love you, Thank you for being my mum,
Speaker 1: and enjoy the President. Right now, Oasis Fresh to the
Speaker 1: Christmas playlist, Ry Christmas, Chury, Family Love Midge.
Speaker 2: There you go. You found the word. So it's beautiful
Speaker 2: to do this thread occasion.
Speaker 1: Oh what if she were to pass away and hard
Speaker 1: to do that at the funeral.
Speaker 2: She's like, roll on box pro and just play that
Speaker 2: audio safe doing the eulogy later because it's just me
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Speaker 2: You know, if there's one thing we love here on
Speaker 2: is it just me? It's a good mispronunciation, don't we ever?
Speaker 2: We love kicking people while they're down, particularly each other.
Speaker 2: There's been a few celeb ones and today it's Nigella Lawson. Yes,
Speaker 2: last week she went viral for mispronouncing a certain word
Speaker 2: and you, Mitchell, You've banned me from listening to it.
Speaker 2: It's been all my youth feed.
Speaker 1: But I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 8: Pick on it.
Speaker 1: I need to admit this. I found this well before
Speaker 1: anyone else had had it. So I'm up till midnight
Speaker 1: doing the Kiss Show. So I found it the moment
Speaker 1: that it dropped, the moment that came out, I saw
Speaker 1: it on Twitter and I messaged it and said, we're
Speaker 1: doing a mispronunciation. This is the best yet. He went great,
Speaker 1: I went, don't listen to it on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in all fairness, I did hear it from you first,
Speaker 2: Like you were the first person that brought it to
Speaker 2: my attention, so I was like, right was I second?
Speaker 2: Hours later, Jenna, you brought it up, and then we
Speaker 2: got tagged so many times on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. Everyone
Speaker 2: when they think mispronunciations, they think, is it just me?
Speaker 1: The podcas normally an insult if someone were to say,
Speaker 1: whatever I think of mistakes, I think of your hub.
Speaker 1: But in this instance, we love it. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 1: Jenna has heard it, but Mitch, this is your first
Speaker 1: time hearing and Nigella's woeful the worst we've ever done. Mispronunciation?
Speaker 2: Okay, what word am I listening out for the final word? Okay?
Speaker 1: Now she's an Obviously it's a cooking show, right. For
Speaker 1: those who don't know, you should say, Nigella very very
Speaker 1: famous world over chef, and she's quite sensual. You know
Speaker 1: her words. She uses a lot of alliteration. She's quite
Speaker 1: well traveled, so she's a knowledgeable girl, quite a wide vocabulary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if this was intentional or if
Speaker 1: it came out this way. It's clearly a pre recorded
Speaker 1: cooking show, so she could have just redone it. But
Speaker 1: this is how she pronounced microwave.
Speaker 4: I'm aiming for quite a solid match at this stage,
Speaker 4: but I still need a bit of milk, full fat,
Speaker 4: which I've warmed in the micro worthy.
Speaker 2: H she wasn't even close.
Speaker 1: She's warmed it in the metcrow.
Speaker 2: Worthy micro wave.
Speaker 1: It's a double barrel, isn't it, met crow Worthy? I mean,
Speaker 1: micro is fucking wrong, Jelly, don't start me on wave.
Speaker 2: Micro Worthy can I hear it in the full context again,
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe she was trying to be cheeky
Speaker 2: and she's like the up the micro wave, like she
Speaker 2: said it wrong on purpose, thinking it's funny, but it's
Speaker 2: fucking hat.
Speaker 5: But wouldn't you say it like micro Yeah.
Speaker 2: That micro wave not micro wave, like you know those
Speaker 2: people that think it's funny to call target taj. Maybe
Speaker 2: she's doing that, or maybe she's just dumb as dog shit.
Speaker 2: Let me let me listen.
Speaker 4: I'm aiming for quite a solid mash at this stage,
Speaker 4: but I still need a bit of milk full fat,
Speaker 4: which i've warmed in the micro worthy.
Speaker 9: I don't even know what.
Speaker 10: To do with that.
Speaker 1: Why it's shocking, And I haven't been this shock since
Speaker 1: I saw that film Twelve Years of Slava. That was
Speaker 1: the last time I was that shocked.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you're focusing on the wave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah called me. It was like a body
Speaker 1: of Himalayan carve.
Speaker 4: I was. I was.
Speaker 2: I was maybe sitting my my niece and nephew, narahen
Speaker 2: Anna beautiful, and they were pestering me, nagging me constantly,
Speaker 2: asking me to give them a zooper duper, And I
Speaker 2: said no, no, your mom doesn't like you to have
Speaker 2: too much sugar. But they just kept nagging and nagging,
Speaker 2: So eventually I thought, all right, I'll let you have
Speaker 2: a zoo if you're good, but if you missed the jave,
Speaker 2: you can forget about it.
Speaker 1: It's the story. The story. Sorry, it's a good story.
Speaker 1: But did you end up like when that happened and
Speaker 1: they're a bit naughty? You know you were obviously the
Speaker 1: first person to forgave then right now, that would be forgave, forgave,
Speaker 1: for gve. Oh yeah, yes, in the end, I forgave.
Speaker 1: In the end, I forgaved the children. Oh gosh, but
Speaker 1: they're cute kids, don't you. Your sister will think you
Speaker 1: gave them a bad rap on the podcast. How simple
Speaker 1: that was, Just gave.
Speaker 10: You know, I am.
Speaker 2: I went through a harrowing breakup a few years ago,
Speaker 2: so I'm sorry here. And I would try and put
Speaker 2: him out of my mind, and I'd be going out
Speaker 2: my day feeling fine, and all that would take would
Speaker 2: be to walk past someone in public and smell someone
Speaker 2: wearing his after shave, and it would remind him and
Speaker 2: I would just suck crying, you know.
Speaker 1: I ordered through the AirPods ones that took such a process.
Speaker 1: You go on the Apple Store and you have to
Speaker 1: log anything Apple ID in the passwords always different. It
Speaker 1: was my password. And then when I'm gonna get the
Speaker 1: Apple AirPods, and then there's all these options you can choose.
Speaker 1: There's all these customizations you can do. They order it
Speaker 1: and I finally pay, and I go, this is great,
Speaker 1: and I go, oh shit, I completely forgot doing grave.
Speaker 2: I can you can?
Speaker 1: You can grave them?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: With your initials MC.
Speaker 2: Or do you want to know who my favorite soccer
Speaker 2: player is, Daved Beckham. I'll run out, but I gotta
Speaker 2: think so far this one is my father A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she She's had some tough competition in the past, though,
Speaker 1: you know the stars that we've done before really parvad
Speaker 1: the way j Jenna has none.
Speaker 2: J Jenna, I'll just give you a. You think the
Speaker 2: word wave that's just her worthy?
Speaker 1: What's micro really?
Speaker 2: Jennifer's really digging her own grave over there. It's not
Speaker 2: even close. Jealous, No fucking day her worthy.
Speaker 1: Stupid microwave. Actually, I've got my dear Christmas Houser on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: should be called Bingley and ask if they stock crow
Speaker 1: Worthy let's see if they go yes or if they
Speaker 1: go sorry.
Speaker 9: What you'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll see if they if it works.
Speaker 2: I know I didn't voice it's out loud, so it's
Speaker 2: my fault. But I was thinking at the start of
Speaker 2: the show. I was like, I really really hope that
Speaker 2: we go a whole show without any prank.
Speaker 1: Calls it recently, but go on, we can cut it.
Speaker 2: Barbee it for me to get in your way.
Speaker 1: Christmas shopping period anyway, everything's open.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what my my favorite Britney Spears
Speaker 2: song is amor slowly for you? You sound like a slave.
Speaker 1: J high fight.
Speaker 11: Jbmcre How can I direct your call?
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if I can go to like like
Speaker 1: kitchen appliances. See if you have microwaves?
Speaker 11: Yeah, one second, hey small Matt speaking.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just wondering if you guys have a certain
Speaker 1: microwave in stock.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well microway after it's a brawl.
Speaker 1: I got it here brevel forty microbe.
Speaker 11: Which one?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 11: How much is it? Breve mocroway? No, No, we don't
Speaker 11: have that one. Have you looked on our website? Yeah,
Speaker 11: I'm on the catalog page on the catalog page. I
Speaker 11: can't see that one on our website. It could have
Speaker 11: been told. Are you looking at the catalog right now? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Do you have that? There's second like, do you know
Speaker 11: what the model number is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can get it. Let me have a look.
Speaker 11: Give all the SKU numbers as well as you can
Speaker 11: see that.
Speaker 1: A friend I called last week and spoke to a Dave.
Speaker 11: I'm not too sure.
Speaker 1: Sorry, shit, well, he promised that he'd cut the price
Speaker 1: in Jave.
Speaker 11: I'm not too sure.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry to.
Speaker 2: Cut the price in Hay.
Speaker 8: Wrong.
Speaker 10: She was on us.
Speaker 5: You really didn't survey that.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. All right, thank you, Nigel, one
Speaker 1: of the worthy d All right, let's move on. It's
Speaker 1: time for instant interview Jenna.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Well I am. We've even bears a better open for.
Speaker 2: It podcast, Don't gone wrong? Instant interview? Yeah, how this
Speaker 2: works well in the past. How it has worked is you, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: have organized a random guest for me and I have
Speaker 2: to interview them completely wing it, not even knowing who
Speaker 2: they are, which I hate because I'm the Queen of research.
Speaker 2: I like to be prepared. I'd like to know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the prep king.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 1: I do my night show like you're interviewing, you know,
Speaker 1: Margaret Thatcher. I'm like, great, put me on right now
Speaker 1: and I'll have one hundred questions. Just you'll like doing it.
Speaker 2: You're good at, you know, thinking on your feet. I
Speaker 2: prefer to, you know, be prepared and research and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. So that's really out of my comfort zone
Speaker 2: going in blind like that. But fortunately today I'm not
Speaker 2: doing the instant interview, and neither of you, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Instead, our trusty sidekick grounds keeper, Jenna, you have a
Speaker 2: surprise guest that you will be interviewing today. How are
Speaker 2: you feeling.
Speaker 5: I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: You have no idea. Don't be scared. You'd be a
Speaker 1: good interview. You're good at chatting to people in the office.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves you.
Speaker 5: I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: Look, she's sweating.
Speaker 5: I went to the toilet before this, like.
Speaker 1: A nervous weed.
Speaker 2: See I say that I'm out of my comfort zone
Speaker 2: doing these instant interviews. Jenna's out of her comfort zone
Speaker 2: just getting out of bed half the time. So like
Speaker 2: she's nervous. Guys, she's shitting brick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna gets scared. To order a coffee from, you know,
Speaker 1: Jamaica Blue Let alone interview someone on the fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, normally these things are like big celebrities, right, like
Speaker 1: we've done Hohovy done Harry.
Speaker 2: Chalsey for Netflix series International People.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like you know, people that we know or
Speaker 1: people that are in the sphere, celebrities that people love
Speaker 1: and have known for quite a while. Today we have
Speaker 1: got someone from your past. Will leave you to it, Jenna,
Speaker 1: this is your inctant interview.
Speaker 2: Have you your guest is ready? When you are take
Speaker 2: it away to our.
Speaker 1: Marks are off?
Speaker 4: Mitch just.
Speaker 6: Hi, Hey, Jenna, Hi, how are you? I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty good. What have you've been up to?
Speaker 6: Look, not a whole heap recently, But do you recognize
Speaker 6: my voice at all?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? I know who you are. What have you been
Speaker 5: up to over the past two years?
Speaker 6: Oh Jesus, not a lot. I've just been doing a
Speaker 6: lot of thinking recently. But would you know, would you
Speaker 6: like to take your guests where we met?
Speaker 5: I think I know who you are.
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah? I think so.
Speaker 6: It need me to give you like a like a
Speaker 6: clue or something like that.
Speaker 5: Did we work together. Is this Lawrence?
Speaker 2: It is not.
Speaker 6: I'll give you a clue. Okay, it was in twenty seventeen, yes,
Speaker 6: and it was not in Australia and Mitch was there
Speaker 6: as well. Oh yes, okay, any ideas? No, Well, I
Speaker 6: tell you what I you know, this is a little
Speaker 6: bit embarrassing to say. I have certainly not forgotten about you.
Speaker 5: Okay, So where where are you living at the moment?
Speaker 6: I'm currently living in Seattle?
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, yes, yep, any ideas yet?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I know who you are.
Speaker 6: Shit, I did not expect it this early. Who do
Speaker 6: you think I am?
Speaker 5: Sorry, just fixing my microphone.
Speaker 6: Gonna, I'm just gonna say that. At first I thought, oh,
Speaker 6: this is another little clue. At first I thought the
Speaker 6: tour guy Britt was the most beautiful girl on tour.
Speaker 6: But uh, but then you got on the bus.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I know who you are.
Speaker 10: Who am I?
Speaker 5: You're from Kentuki?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 6: Well, well, Jenna, I uh yeah. It was a pretty
Speaker 6: wild night at the the iHeart Roma party.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes. We had to wear singlets and stuff
Speaker 5: and iHeart romas whatever.
Speaker 6: Look, I I drank so much though most of it's
Speaker 6: a bit of a blur to me, but the end
Speaker 6: of the night was pretty memorable. I have to say
Speaker 6: that much cool. Any ideas do you think you know
Speaker 6: what my name is?
Speaker 8: I guess.
Speaker 1: Dena doing anything to get your father.
Speaker 2: It's not really your former entula Jenna.
Speaker 1: It's a height actor.
Speaker 2: Would we know how much you don't want to actually
Speaker 2: talk about your peaky roots? So he was not Actually,
Speaker 2: then we would.
Speaker 1: Never track down the k route because he's out in
Speaker 1: the front of your window at your hat.
Speaker 2: It's actually you know that guy of TikTok, Blake Pavey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought, okay, I need someone who's good with accents. Blake,
Speaker 2: you're on here.
Speaker 1: He is, hil welcome to the show yet I jetta
Speaker 1: how I Oh my god, it couldn't be more Elsey.
Speaker 1: That's so calm.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Just relieved that it's not not him.
Speaker 5: I love your TikTok.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Thank God.
Speaker 6: I feel bad. I feel so bad.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, sweet, I had I had.
Speaker 5: That was the worst moment of my life.
Speaker 2: I had just script all the sleazy things to say
Speaker 2: because I knew that Blake just didn't have it any
Speaker 2: It's too nice, sweet, I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: At what point? At what point did it click for you, Jenna?
Speaker 5: At the Roma party thing, the iHeart Roma Party.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about the iHeart Roman Party to anyway.
Speaker 1: No, we would never. We would ever actually do it
Speaker 1: to you. We would never, you know, we wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: mean we will. We did try to track him down,
Speaker 1: but he might have passed away. We confined it.
Speaker 2: You did nail the American accent, though, Blake. I know
Speaker 2: a lot of your videos. People can check them out
Speaker 2: at Blake Pavey on TikTok. I know that you've done
Speaker 2: a lot of skits that involve accents and stuff. That's
Speaker 2: how I knew you were a man for the job.
Speaker 2: Look at you go on TikTok nearly six hundred k
Speaker 2: a blue tick.
Speaker 6: Well wow, yeah, it's crazy. I don't really know why,
Speaker 6: but you know, I'll take it as it comes.
Speaker 1: Your TikTok about coronavirus all the country sort of work out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very funny. That was the first time I saw you, and.
Speaker 2: You know that the chick that plays Sue on Glee,
Speaker 2: Jane Lynch retweeted that you're kidding.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't know what you're attracting a gay and
Speaker 1: lesbian audience. That's you're on this podcast got Jane Lynch.
Speaker 2: And the weird thing is that he only just like
Speaker 2: finished school this year. Blake, I hate how did you
Speaker 2: go with it?
Speaker 8: Was? It?
Speaker 2: Was it stressful? And was Corona making it ship?
Speaker 6: I crew through all of high school, just been a
Speaker 6: bit of a good boy, but I saw went off
Speaker 6: the rails in year twelve, so it was kind of
Speaker 6: just a bit of a cruisy year for me. So,
Speaker 6: you know, the apar comes out like next week, so
Speaker 6: I'll probably see how shit I did.
Speaker 2: I wish we got to have a next week.
Speaker 1: I want to know the a time week we need
Speaker 1: to find out.
Speaker 2: Is that something that you will reveal publicly or you'll
Speaker 2: keep that to yourself.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm going live when I reveal it, when
Speaker 6: I get the text all the fans at the same.
Speaker 2: Time as I do on TikTok or Instagram.
Speaker 6: I'm doing on on Instagram, trying to draw a bit
Speaker 6: of a bit of attraction to the old Graham.
Speaker 2: Patient right, great, all right. I remember when I first
Speaker 2: saw his videos and I didn't realize how young he was,
Speaker 2: and then he posted something on Instagram in his school
Speaker 2: uniform and I was like, Jesus, he's so young.
Speaker 1: He's like today book week.
Speaker 2: So what's the plan for next year?
Speaker 6: I'm hoping to move to Melbourne next year. I'm a
Speaker 6: country boy and I absolutely hate it, so I'm looking
Speaker 6: to get out of the country as soon as i can.
Speaker 2: Are you from again.
Speaker 6: I'm from a place called Corolla in New South Wales.
Speaker 6: It's a little bit of a shithole. But but you know,
Speaker 6: Melbourne seems like the spot to be next.
Speaker 1: You're preaching to the king of country shitholes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling I'm telling you, Blake. I was in
Speaker 2: the exact same headspace when I was eighteen and I
Speaker 2: just finished school. I was like, get me out of
Speaker 2: this ship hole and then give it around two years
Speaker 2: of city living. You'll start to get over it and
Speaker 2: you'll crave that quietness of the country. There's just too
Speaker 2: many cars on the road, it's too hard to park.
Speaker 2: You'll you'll end up missing it. You always want what
Speaker 2: you can't feel.
Speaker 6: That's true. Yeah, I'll see how I go. I'll go
Speaker 6: for the two year period and just you know, do
Speaker 6: every single drug I can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: And also if you if you haven't looked into kentiguies,
Speaker 1: I think I should really look into it because I mean,
Speaker 1: Jenna has some great stories she can tell you off
Speaker 1: the offer clayoff about her kentu Yeah, give it a whirl,
Speaker 1: give it a well. Well, great to have you on, mate,
Speaker 1: You're fantastic. We love your tiktoks and please please update
Speaker 1: us on your atar.
Speaker 6: We love to find out I will I will do that,
Speaker 6: thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Guys, don't encourage him too much. She's technically a rival
Speaker 2: of ours. He started a podcast recently.
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 10: I like him.
Speaker 2: Payday pay the podcast it a list, give it a geeze.
Speaker 1: Anyway, come on this podcast to pack your own podcast.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. Menu doesn't go on my kitchen rules on
Speaker 1: mastership and got't to my kitchen rules. Stupid Anyway, Jenna,
Speaker 1: you've been gasolt.
Speaker 5: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Because it's not real and we can all laugh at
Speaker 1: the end of it and go and it's just so easy.
Speaker 1: I really want you to go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the people who've just heard it and pump up the
Speaker 1: volume because you can hear Jenna's micro whimpers.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this video up too. It's all in
Speaker 2: the facial expressions. But you didn't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 1: But she was like, fuck yeah, it's like she's just
Speaker 1: been caught out, but from having a bag of marijuana
Speaker 1: in her backpack going through customs sounds like a leader
Speaker 1: of puppies that have just been birth.
Speaker 2: All right, nearly time for a sticket out of here.
Speaker 2: But let's do talk back tings, shall we? Talkback Tings
Speaker 2: is where I bring you bits of gold that we
Speaker 2: find on talkback radio. It's a world of its own
Speaker 2: that our listeners are really missing out on some good stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh really, And we've found some gems. I mean we
Speaker 1: even we opened up a can of worms. The Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga conspiracy. Did she call the throat line?
Speaker 2: That's right, that was the most recent one. I figured
Speaker 2: out that if you search talkback tings on the podcast,
Speaker 2: that which just brings up all the ones we've done,
Speaker 2: so it's easy to find them. So we've played John
Speaker 2: Laws a few times on talkback Tings, and I've really
Speaker 2: only ever showed you what a cranky bars that it
Speaker 2: can be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of yelling, a lot of frustration.
Speaker 2: I just love his insults because you know how, I
Speaker 2: just think he's so eloquent. Like a weird part of
Speaker 2: me just really wants to be insulted by John Laws
Speaker 2: because he's so good at them. Okay for kill Anyway,
Speaker 2: this week I'm showing you a different side to John Laws.
Speaker 2: In fact, my sister messaged me the other day. She
Speaker 2: was back at mum and Dad's place driving the tractor.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's listening to the radio, and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: in tears when she heard this piece of AUDEO then
Speaker 1: I'm going to play later made her cry, And when
Speaker 1: I eventually tracked down the audio, I I gotta.
Speaker 2: Tell you, I did cry.
Speaker 1: I did. Just feel good.
Speaker 2: Prepare yourself teams, all right, So today I want to
Speaker 2: introduce you to one of John's regular callers, Dale.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 5: Dale is in his.
Speaker 2: Sixties and he's living with an intellectual disability, and he's
Speaker 2: been calling through to John every week for over twenty
Speaker 2: five years.
Speaker 1: That's how old I am, my whole life.
Speaker 2: It's older than me. But everyone loves Dale, right Like
Speaker 2: all of John's listeners, they're familiar with him, and he
Speaker 2: just completely uplifts the mood of the show.
Speaker 1: And that happens with radio shows. I've got usual callers
Speaker 1: that call my show every night, and I love to hear.
Speaker 2: Him the same deal, and everyone starts becoming familiar with him.
Speaker 2: He's like a piece of furniture. Yeah on the show.
Speaker 2: And he and John have formed this really beautiful friendship.
Speaker 2: You can tell that John really really hands to Dale
Speaker 2: after all these years. Every Friday they check in with
Speaker 2: each other. Really, yes, they do.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: Dale works with one of those disability support services, you know,
Speaker 2: the ones that have activities in programs set up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: at with intellectual disability so they can work and have
Speaker 2: some independence and dignity. Well, last Friday, Dale called through
Speaker 2: like he always does, with a bit of good news.
Speaker 2: Now take a listen to how instantly John's mood changes.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: I suggest that the Victoria is mister Pacola, keep his
Speaker 9: mouth shut. Tell me what is on? Who do I
Speaker 9: have here?
Speaker 3: Dale?
Speaker 9: I've got Dale? Good morning, Dale.
Speaker 10: I want award?
Speaker 9: John? You won an award.
Speaker 10: Working?
Speaker 9: Wow, you won an award? Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 3: My first tern?
Speaker 9: Why did it? What was the award for?
Speaker 10: We're working for?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 7: You won an award for working? You must have been
Speaker 7: working very hard, busy, busy, busy, busy, and you won.
Speaker 9: An award for being a good worker. Yeah, isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 10: And now the Christmas place coming up next on the
Speaker 10: seventeen seventeenth, Is it of December?
Speaker 9: Yeah, seventeenth of December. I hope December.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you go, well, you've got a lot happening,
Speaker 7: You've won an award, and you've got your Christmas party
Speaker 7: coming up.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Now tell me this, what have you been doing? Have
Speaker 9: you been going to bed and sleeping.
Speaker 10: Middle of the night, in the middle of.
Speaker 9: The night, but you haven't been walking around? Nah?
Speaker 10: The listener, I'm raasy when the ghosts say, listen to
Speaker 10: good easy, Okay.
Speaker 7: So you listen to the music and the music helps
Speaker 7: put you to sleep. Yeah, well that's good. That's nothing
Speaker 7: wrong with that. No, nothing wrong with that at all.
Speaker 7: So you're not walking around in the middle of the night.
Speaker 10: No, I saw him. I've got a boat much chishtar
Speaker 10: present for Christmas?
Speaker 9: What did you buy her?
Speaker 10: About?
Speaker 3: A naughty?
Speaker 9: Nay? What a lovely present?
Speaker 10: A lovely present?
Speaker 9: What a lovely Aren't you? Aren't you a good brother?
Speaker 10: You are a good brother?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you are a good brother, a good man, Yeah,
Speaker 9: good man, A very generous man.
Speaker 3: It's Jon's fry.
Speaker 9: Yeah, John is right. You bet are you going to
Speaker 9: sing a song for me?
Speaker 10: You ain't going to sing?
Speaker 9: What are you going to sing?
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 3: Doughtor and Nurse Reggie have a very shy leader and
Speaker 3: you have lit even ever say or Ardi have they Reggie?
Speaker 3: You sit under call me name and then the lay
Speaker 3: both rudo John in the rainy gay then saw the
Speaker 3: Christmas see saying they say weird, Well you know so
Speaker 3: what once you shame my stay tonight and now that
Speaker 3: a deed love scene and then I sound it we
Speaker 3: were othering Nurse Brady use another hitter, very good.
Speaker 7: The last note was terrific, very good, very good. Rootolph
Speaker 7: the Red Nose Reindeer. It's a classic old Christmas song.
Speaker 7: You sang that very well.
Speaker 9: That was very good, very good, very good. All right mate,
Speaker 9: Well I better go and earn a dollar or something.
Speaker 3: I saw Mama kissing change under the then michell Son
Speaker 3: ad didn't see me tree under tendant tendent be apart,
Speaker 3: and I do something my my paper fastesty and I well,
Speaker 3: mamasy saying the under is a miss it, Calie.
Speaker 9: Why wow, Wow, that was a pretty couple of high
Speaker 9: notes in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, very good, very good is still still around.
Speaker 7: Yeah he's listening. Yeah, it's Friday Morning. Listens Friday mornings. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you can say hello to Santa.
Speaker 3: Hey, excuse me, say I want I want lots of
Speaker 3: present for Christmas Day.
Speaker 9: I want lots of easy, you want lots of dale.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 7: You mustn't be greedy, mate, You can't say I want lots.
Speaker 7: Just say i'd love some presents on Christmas Day.
Speaker 10: I lot some present for Christmas Day.
Speaker 7: Yeah that that's a very nice way to do it.
Speaker 7: You don't say you don't want to be greedy, do you? No, No,
Speaker 7: I don't want to be greedy at all. All right,
Speaker 7: my mate, I've got to go now. You got to
Speaker 7: go now, yep, gotta go and strike a blow. Got
Speaker 7: to make a dollar or fifty cents at least, do
Speaker 7: my best.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: I went out.
Speaker 10: Have you marry Christmas?
Speaker 9: Who are you talking to Santa?
Speaker 7: Santa's listening, Yes, yeah, he listens, So you tell I
Speaker 7: just don't say I want a lot of presents, just
Speaker 7: say I hope you remember me. On Christmas Day, Santa.
Speaker 10: I hope you remember me on Christmas Day, Santa.
Speaker 9: That's the boy. That's a nice way to put it.
Speaker 9: And I'm sure that Santa will remember you.
Speaker 10: He will remember you.
Speaker 9: He will. Don't you worry about it. That's right, all right, mate? Well,
Speaker 9: I better go strike a blow, earn a dollar, do something. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 9: we'll talk to each other next week.
Speaker 10: I talked to you next week. Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 9: Bye bye Dale. Talk to you next week, talk you
Speaker 9: next week.
Speaker 1: I'm the number one Dale supporter in the world fan
Speaker 1: club until the day I dine.
Speaker 2: He's so sweet, And that's your first time hearing him, right.
Speaker 1: And I've had very I've never heard him before.
Speaker 5: I want to hear more of him.
Speaker 2: He's got some more. It's funny that you've connected with
Speaker 2: him so instantly, because I can't even remember when I
Speaker 2: first heard Dale. But I remember it was always a
Speaker 2: case of my dad being like everyone Dale's on and
Speaker 2: would be like, oh, Dale's back. Like he's been calling
Speaker 2: in every Friday, usually around eleven, and his life story
Speaker 2: has pretty much unfolded on the John Laws Show. So
Speaker 2: he used to live with his mum. I believe she
Speaker 2: was his full time care for a long time. So
Speaker 2: he was always telling stories about his mum and John
Speaker 2: was always in her how's mum, Dale? And oh good John?
Speaker 2: And then one week it was oh, you know, mum's
Speaker 2: sick John. And then you know, after some time went
Speaker 2: on and Dale called through with the unfortunate news that
Speaker 2: his mum had passed away. So I want to point
Speaker 2: out as well that just this year John Laws lost
Speaker 2: his wife. Yeah, I remember that, but it's been a
Speaker 2: few years since Dale lost his mum. And you heard
Speaker 2: in that first audio I played. You're right that John
Speaker 2: was asking if Dale's been getting enough sleep? Yeah, asking
Speaker 2: if he's been walking around. Yeah, well there's a reason
Speaker 2: for that. Now this is the sad part. Take a listen.
Speaker 7: One three hundred five six four sixty five two telephone
Speaker 7: number if you'd like to give us a call. Oh
Speaker 7: I think I might have found Dale.
Speaker 3: Dale.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Dale.
Speaker 10: I had a fall last night?
Speaker 9: Oh you didn't? You have a nasty fall or just
Speaker 9: a little fall? A bad fall, A bad fall? What happened.
Speaker 10: That there was hard his head on his fall on
Speaker 10: my head?
Speaker 8: What happened he hit your what did you hit your
Speaker 8: head on on on a the coir, the cot hand
Speaker 8: on my head, oh, the coat hanger.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's no good. But you you're okay. I'm fine, Yes,
Speaker 9: so long as you're fine, because you know I worry
Speaker 9: about you. I want you to be fine.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 9: Now, now what have you been up to? Tell me?
Speaker 9: What have you been up to? Have you been going
Speaker 9: to sleep? Apart from hitting yourself on the head, you
Speaker 9: been going to sleep?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, not yet.
Speaker 9: I know you're walking around and you're looking for mum.
Speaker 10: Still walking around looking for mum?
Speaker 9: Mate? Oh no, mate, You're not going to find.
Speaker 10: Mum and never going to find mom now, You're not.
Speaker 9: One day you will, not yet.
Speaker 8: You can't fight half, No, not not yet.
Speaker 9: So you've got to be You've got to be patient.
Speaker 10: You must see your Monday.
Speaker 9: You will, you don't. Don't worry. One day you'll be
Speaker 9: back with mum. I promise you.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 7: So you just think about that she's waiting for you,
Speaker 7: She's she's watching you, don't. Don't you think she's not
Speaker 7: got an eye on you, because she has. She's looking
Speaker 7: down and making sure that her dale is is good
Speaker 7: and healthy and happy. She wants you to be happy.
Speaker 10: Matey wants you to be very very happy.
Speaker 7: She wants you to be very very happy, So you must.
Speaker 7: You must try and be happy. And the way to
Speaker 7: be happy is to think about the lovely memories you
Speaker 7: had of Mum and the good fun you had together
Speaker 7: with Mum, and the love you share still with Mum
Speaker 7: because she still loves you, even though she's up there,
Speaker 7: she still loves you.
Speaker 10: He still loves you up you bet she.
Speaker 9: Loves you and you love her. I do, I know
Speaker 9: you do, I know you do.
Speaker 7: So everything's pretty good really, when you're stop and they
Speaker 7: have a close look at it, do you you know?
Speaker 9: Things are pretty good, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, bless you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the one that got me when I
Speaker 2: heard it the first time.
Speaker 1: You can hear in his voice that he has to
Speaker 1: sort of stop and check and then move on. That's
Speaker 1: that's yeah. He's such a good friend to him. Many
Speaker 1: radio announcers have just move on and wouldn't give Dale
Speaker 1: the time of day.
Speaker 2: I know, I love I love seeing that side of
Speaker 2: John because we are used to the ruthless you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: like we'll have very little patience recallers. Yeah, he and
Speaker 2: Dale have had this really beautiful relationship over the years.
Speaker 1: So and then I mean John is also very recently
Speaker 1: lost his wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what that's what I mean. I think he
Speaker 2: would be a good person to to tell Dale about,
Speaker 2: you know, grief.
Speaker 1: He could relate. Yeah, that's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry to end up a bit of a down Yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks a lot.
Speaker 1: Mit, Sure, Jesus Christ. Next week we'll be back ridiculing
Speaker 1: people though, So it's fine, back to what.
Speaker 9: We do best.
Speaker 2: And I know I was going to do this next week,
Speaker 2: but I thought, like fell last show, it's meant to
Speaker 2: be a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we could be silly in the last show.
Speaker 1: It's just good to get it out of the system.
Speaker 2: But I know that, you know, Christmas can be a
Speaker 2: tricky time to some people because it reminds them of
Speaker 2: people that aren't there anymore.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know it can. But John had a
Speaker 1: great point. You know, you just remember them. They are
Speaker 1: still there, They're always there.
Speaker 2: I also didn't want to do it next week because
Speaker 2: I thought it would be a bit fucking off thing.
Speaker 2: It's Jenna, It's going to be in a coffin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very true, it's happening Jane.
Speaker 2: Well, is it happening. You're the one looking after this.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyone knew here. You might not have heard.
Speaker 2: But Jenna decided that she wanted to do a show
Speaker 2: from a coffin as a challenge. Mitch's organizing it, and can.
Speaker 1: I just say, people often go you put Jennet through
Speaker 1: the ring. Jenna's suggested this match.
Speaker 2: I think we suggested it. She was oddly keen for
Speaker 2: it in a joke. Well, we know that she's lived
Speaker 2: multiple lives, so this isn't her first. She's not.
Speaker 1: On the show from a coffin before.
Speaker 2: No interesting, We did check. You weren't here in episode fifty.
Speaker 2: But we did check with the guy you won't suffocate no,
Speaker 2: which is you know, boring, But that's all right.
Speaker 5: It's happened before.
Speaker 1: I had a call with him yesterday, Yes, and he said,
Speaker 1: can I call you back? Mate's very busy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: coved of course. Is a lot going on, got a
Speaker 1: lot of business. It's true, that's true. Is business booming?
Speaker 1: That's that's tricky one. Because you got a drink, so
Speaker 1: you go, how's work?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 1: Radio is great? You don't never an ever that'd be business?
Speaker 1: What about you Trevor Boomer her the best month ever.
Speaker 1: Just bought a yacht. Why what are you doing? You
Speaker 1: would feel bad in the few, wouldn't you? People are
Speaker 1: dropping light fly all those white ladies in their five
Speaker 1: bedroom mentions. Not the white with the white lady if
Speaker 1: you're not the white women rich as well.
Speaker 2: So they both work anyway, So shooting tech th I
Speaker 2: if you can get the coffin in here next week
Speaker 2: for our final episode.
Speaker 1: Guys, it's gonna be fun. We're doing any Christmas stuff
Speaker 1: will be Christmas Eve themed.
Speaker 2: I would assumed.
Speaker 5: So yeah, Bells, I'll be in the coffins.
Speaker 1: So Notathn Scrims Christmas.
Speaker 2: Her grave.
Speaker 1: Well, she's not our Slava. She's doing this voluntarily. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week for the very last episode
Speaker 1: of season two. We'll see you then see you guys,
Speaker 1: Ye just me.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify, meet worthy.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we hope to trick most people out of listening,
Speaker 2: and then we just hang out with you. You guys
Speaker 2: are our favorite listeners, the best of the bunch, So
Speaker 2: you mustn't tell anyone if you've discovered the secret segment.
Speaker 2: It's our secret. Shame we go on tangents. We just
Speaker 2: we don't focus.
Speaker 1: It's like our only fans really, isn't it's just the
Speaker 1: extra content.
Speaker 2: Imagine if we did that. We just uploaded like an
Speaker 2: MP three to only fans and it's just our our
Speaker 2: bonus bands at the end of every episode.
Speaker 1: Did you know that's what only fans were started?
Speaker 8: As?
Speaker 1: It was like a Patreon It was like.
Speaker 2: Still, is that that's what it's meant to be?
Speaker 1: But I've seen that. It's like Helen Mirren my only fans.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sure there's a market for it. No,
Speaker 1: it's just behind the scenes footy from the set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like content that you have to pay
Speaker 2: to get that. Kato Potato has an only fans and
Speaker 2: she's not adding nuds Potato.
Speaker 1: She's great Potato.
Speaker 2: I did, oh god, when I used to host not
Speaker 2: My Cup of Team old podcast heard of it. We
Speaker 2: did an interview with Katio Potato because I'm friends with her,
Speaker 2: and we didn't air it because she like she is
Speaker 2: designed for add brief like she just rambles and rambles
Speaker 2: and rambles, and it went for forty minutes, and there's
Speaker 2: no way I can cut down a forty minute chat.
Speaker 2: And in the end, I'm not even kidding Ashela and
Speaker 2: Talisa and I we turned the mics off and we
Speaker 2: just sat around with our headphones off, going what do
Speaker 2: we do? She won't stop even tried. It's like she
Speaker 2: couldn't hear it's we'll interrupting, and we'd ask a question,
Speaker 2: but she wouldn't answer it. She'd just go on another.
Speaker 2: It was the most bizarre thing. It was like she'd
Speaker 2: had acid before the interview.
Speaker 1: Jesus. She's not normally like that when I talked to
Speaker 1: her on Facebook and stuff. So it was just the
Speaker 1: weirdest interview I've ever done.
Speaker 2: We never aired it.
Speaker 1: She's also not making as much content as she used.
Speaker 2: To, right, oh yeah, she's quite sick, is she really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, thoughts with your cada potato of course legend.
Speaker 2: I also forgot to mention at the end of the
Speaker 2: show there that next week we are letting you in
Speaker 2: on a little experiment that we've been doing in this
Speaker 2: very show. You might have noticed that Mitch has been
Speaker 2: making some noise at the start of every podcast, during
Speaker 2: our opening music the legontro. There, well, I've just been
Speaker 2: one week, I sneezed.
Speaker 1: Yah, there's been a few, there's been a couple.
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, and it was there was the reason
Speaker 2: behind that. We weren't just being funny. It was an experiment,
Speaker 2: and I've got to tell you, I'm very disappointed in
Speaker 2: you all. You there, you listener, I'm very upset with you.
Speaker 2: I'm not happy with the result. I'll let you in
Speaker 2: on the experiment next week. But yeah, we weren't doing
Speaker 2: it for fun. It was actually to test you.
Speaker 1: You've just taken part in the CSIRO experiment and fail.
Speaker 1: You have failed, you don't get paid. Mitch was made.
Speaker 1: He called me furious that it's turned out how it has.
Speaker 5: Anyway disappointing.
Speaker 1: Next week it'll all be revealed worthy. Mitchell stops to
Speaker 1: leave this recording, so he just keeps it. It's downstairs.
Speaker 1: Mitch has one car park. No one's here. You'll be
Speaker 1: able to find it.
Speaker 2: If this, if this booth wasn't soundproof, this studio, I
Speaker 2: reckon we could hear the beeping from my car if
Speaker 2: I did the lock from here.
Speaker 1: It should you run to the roof and do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely get it from the roof. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: do you want to hear it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't. Let me set you up with one
Speaker 1: of these.
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 1: This is the wireless Britney Spears headset, Mike, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think, well that's saying range if I'm on the roof.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure we can try it.
Speaker 2: Am I gonna be able to hear you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 9: It's the radio.
Speaker 5: It's not working.
Speaker 2: We're not connected yet, no time at the present, clown.
Speaker 5: It's not working. It's not going to work.
Speaker 1: Funk the Brittany mic Take this one? Take that?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Use that?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 9: How am I? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right guys off, all right, So this is what
Speaker 1: we're listening out for Jenna. Okay, it sounds like do
Speaker 1: you think we'll hear it? Ladies? Is there no one here?
Speaker 1: This is what it's like nightly for me. It's horrendous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I feel I'm going to be stabbed in
Speaker 2: these lonely halls.
Speaker 5: No, the clean is very nice, like these little adventures
Speaker 5: me too.
Speaker 1: This was the doTerra oil diffusion car, right, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was like episode six of We've really not
Speaker 2: done any adventures.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true.
Speaker 2: We sent Jenna to Bloody the Driving Cinema in Blacktown.
Speaker 1: Two episodes ago. In the Blacktown Driving Cool was that
Speaker 1: it metres at the horn? No, that was the rooftop,
Speaker 1: you idiot.
Speaker 2: That was me opening a door.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, folsom.
Speaker 2: Where is my son of a bitch vehicle?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pump you right up?
Speaker 2: Can I turn the I'm going to turn the music
Speaker 2: down just to help. All right, hold on, Oh it's
Speaker 2: cold up here.
Speaker 1: I'll just hurry up and do it.
Speaker 2: There's a sign that says no admittance. Now, well okay?
Speaker 2: Oh was it rained? There's puddles everywhere up on this roof.
Speaker 5: This sounds scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like this is a Blue Witch project.
Speaker 1: Is it raining? No?
Speaker 2: It just must have.
Speaker 1: All Right, you ready, I'm up on the roof. Here
Speaker 1: we go, Mitch Cruz life from the roof. Will the
Speaker 1: horn test work? This is what we're listening for, Mitch,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 8: Yep?
Speaker 2: It's working?
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yep?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a runner someone's running past. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be but when he gets to my car. Okay, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: that's what you get for exercising at this time of night.
Speaker 2: Get alive alright ready, he looked.
Speaker 1: Get back to the studio, Mitchell, see he's got the latest. Sorry,
Speaker 1: do I have to come back?
Speaker 2: I might just hang up here. If that's the right
Speaker 2: with you, We get we should we end the show
Speaker 2: from right here.
Speaker 5: But I think we've got a traffic report, Midge.
Speaker 1: Thank you for crossing live. We're rist up. We'll be
Speaker 1: checking in with you straight after this. W s FM time.
Speaker 1: My god, we should replace that with and we do
Speaker 1: it like this the beach the same, Mitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can we at least get our own traffic sweeper, Maid,
Speaker 2: I'm sick of plugging that awful station WSFM.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that. Let's get our own IDYM traffic
Speaker 1: made and it starts with this.
Speaker 2: I'll edit them closer together, all right, get back to
Speaker 2: studio Mitch here, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, what a time to be a life. Yes,
Speaker 1: that worked. I'm shocked. I'm just I couldn't really hear it.
Speaker 1: I think I'll have to listen back. You have to
Speaker 1: bump up the audio.
Speaker 2: Are you guys still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can hear you.
Speaker 2: Know how I said that there was a gate that
Speaker 2: said no admittance. Yeah, I think it's only openable from
Speaker 2: one side, and I'm now on the other side, and
Speaker 2: it went he's stuck.
Speaker 1: You're suck.
Speaker 2: Look I think I may be, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 5: It's still an experiment. You stay there overnight, come back
Speaker 5: to studio, Mitch, I can't.
Speaker 1: Are you actually locked? Yes?
Speaker 2: Why would I make that up?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I don't know. For content?
Speaker 2: Can you send jennera I don't want to wrap the
Speaker 2: show yet.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenna, can you run up and help him
Speaker 1: take your pass? Drop mine? Okay, there's my past. Thank you.
Speaker 1: There you go, which you actually locked?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: God, what if you did this at night when no
Speaker 1: one was here, you'd be trapped?
Speaker 2: Well, I would hazard a guess and say that's why
Speaker 2: they put a no admittance sign on the fucking gate.
Speaker 1: That makes plenty of sense. Well, I'm surprised that work,
Speaker 1: to be honest, but I'm glad we did it.
Speaker 2: Riveting Content. I don't know if you remember, but last
Speaker 2: week you said that I should play the mispronunciation of
Speaker 2: yours that I noticed. Yeah, yeah, well Nigella kind of
Speaker 2: replaced that in the main show, but I do have it.
Speaker 2: If you want me to still point out that that
Speaker 2: mispronunciation of yours. I didn't feel that strongly about it
Speaker 2: in the end, so I've saved it for the shit
Speaker 2: bit of the show.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we'll get back to studio and we'll do it.
Speaker 2: Stop saying that I'm trying.
Speaker 1: Over hear you, idiot, Oh dear, it's nice in studio.
Speaker 1: The air cons laughing. There's no gates that have locked
Speaker 1: me in.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Jenna's got me. Thank you, Jenna,
Speaker 2: be with us.
Speaker 1: Have you not been out there?
Speaker 2: Jenna?
Speaker 1: I just pushed her out. He's Jenna whelping from here.
Speaker 2: Now she's locked out.
Speaker 1: If you both are locked up there?
Speaker 2: No, I just she like, let me out, and then goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I've never been up here. So I pushed her out
Speaker 2: the gate and then close it. So now Jenna's not.
Speaker 1: Right, classic classic switch.
Speaker 8: Raw I.
Speaker 1: Mitchell helps the poor girl.
Speaker 2: Here go, there go.
Speaker 1: This is out of hand.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's out of hand? You're no
Speaker 2: fun today, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Not really into torture.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, that's that makes fun of us. God, it's
Speaker 2: flowry up here, Chilie. All right, we're coming back down.
Speaker 1: Okay, see you soon. Then we get back in, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to keep talking.
Speaker 2: In the meantime, we've got time to kill. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to what do you mean we'll talk then when
Speaker 2: we get back in, We're not just gonna leave silence
Speaker 2: in the podcast. You're gonna have to keep talking. It's
Speaker 2: called patting out in the beds. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you've heard of it.
Speaker 9: That was frightening.
Speaker 2: Well, you're really just saying nothing.
Speaker 1: I can't hear them pains in the asses? Hello, why
Speaker 1: do I stop talking? Welcome back? Why did you stop talking?
Speaker 1: Because I could see that you were on approach? Thank you,
Speaker 1: Jennifer buzz? How was it up there? You both are
Speaker 1: very wind boy, I can imagine. And what's his mispronunciation?
Speaker 1: Because I doubt that I've made a mistake.
Speaker 2: It was definitely wrong, but I just yeah, As I
Speaker 2: was listening back to it, I was like, like, if
Speaker 2: it was if it was that good, I probably would
Speaker 2: have had this feeling of, oh my god, I have
Speaker 2: to bring this up today.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I have to hold it.
Speaker 2: So this is I don't feel that strongly about it,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Guys be the judge, and this is no Nigella moment.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's on Nigella's level.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, do you want to just play it on
Speaker 1: your phone?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I did load it over there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it can't be that bad.
Speaker 2: It's been either I think I called it cherry mispronunciation
Speaker 2: or there's two here. Yeah, the first one is the
Speaker 2: whole sentence. The second one is the isolated grab. You
Speaker 2: know how we do things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this thing.
Speaker 5: We've got hypersermia, I'll grow.
Speaker 1: Up, Jenny, you had a jacket, I'm wearing bloody thingle
Speaker 1: and short you when you hike the indies. I know
Speaker 1: hamaa Ganda, you'll be fine, all right to miss him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a great guy.
Speaker 9: Are we ready?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. This is my apparent. I
Speaker 1: doubt it mispronunciation from this show or somewhere else.
Speaker 2: It was episode forty nine, jeez, okay, so not that
Speaker 2: long ago.
Speaker 1: Here we go, let's roll it. Although I'm very thorough
Speaker 1: in my research, with thorough, oh thorough, that's ridiculous, thorough, thorough, thorough, thorough.
Speaker 1: So it's thorough thorough. And I said, although I'm very
Speaker 1: thorough in my research, and clearly not if I can't
Speaker 1: pronounce the word thorough instead of thorough, so it's thorough thorough.
Speaker 5: Really thorough. I think Americans say thorough.
Speaker 1: Thorough well obviously, I mean so my my voice has
Speaker 1: been twanged by thorough, the American thorough.
Speaker 2: The problem was that I couldn't really think of any
Speaker 2: rhyming words to go.
Speaker 1: With a barrow Monday. I love that fish barrow Monday.
Speaker 1: That's not great thorough barow sorough Paramatta You would say
Speaker 1: paramatta paramatta cause you change the art thorough parametto. It's
Speaker 1: a double way thorough thorough. Although I'm very thorough in
Speaker 1: my you called me out. I sound like it right now.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice it at the time.
Speaker 1: Borrow too stupid, thorough thorough sorrow bara, you know, my
Speaker 1: kindness are my favorite because they have natural burrows.
Speaker 2: I met this new guy and Tinder. He makes my
Speaker 2: heart flutter.
Speaker 1: Thorough. That's dumb. Yeah, thorough.
Speaker 5: There's one ingredient in a cake that I really really love, but.
Speaker 1: Thorough. Okay, maybe it's funny that I thought this one
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. Thorough man. Oh yeah, he's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of Peter patter Thorough. You know, I watched a
Speaker 1: movie the other day and it had terrible reviews. Everyone says,
Speaker 1: this is trash, is trash, terrible, trash, trash, trash, trash
Speaker 1: is Alis in Wonderland the remake. I thought, I like
Speaker 1: the good characters in. My favorite, of course, was the
Speaker 1: Mad Hatter.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also, I pissed off if I told you this story.
Speaker 1: What sorry my phone? The glass is cracked and I
Speaker 1: bought a very expensive screen protector that they claim was
Speaker 1: anti shadow, and it's cracked and I'm very mad.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did I say hold on? Did I say thorough or
Speaker 1: thorough although I'm very thorough in my research with you?
Speaker 1: So it's the ladder? Did you stutter?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I think I should have brought it up.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know that Mitch used to work part time as
Speaker 2: the child's entertaining give a new tricks. You know, you
Speaker 2: pull things out up a hat and go tutto.
Speaker 1: Idiot. I would very true. Yep, Oh what are you
Speaker 1: doing thurrowing your eyebrows?
Speaker 2: This is a hard one. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's why I didn't bring it up, because I was like,
Speaker 2: it's ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so when last week when you said, oh, let's
Speaker 2: do it next week. It was a bit of me
Speaker 2: that was like, God, now he's holding me to it.
Speaker 2: So thank god you found an idella one, so we
Speaker 2: bumped it.
Speaker 1: Meet her Worthy. You can't beat that. Meet her Worthy
Speaker 1: absolutely dumb. All right, guys, have we done? We should
Speaker 1: go me.
Speaker 2: It felt like that show flew by well.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know we have Jenna's previous hookups on
Speaker 1: the show. Oh yeah, to laugh a minute.
Speaker 2: No we can't talk about that.
Speaker 1: No we can't. Thank you Jennifer being a great sport everyone.
Speaker 1: Have I done an instant interview?
Speaker 2: No, because every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think you are going to have to
Speaker 1: do something and think of one that will stump me.
Speaker 2: Well, like I deliberately get someone who's just well beyond
Speaker 2: your recognition, like.
Speaker 1: A neuroscientist, get me Charlie Tayo.
Speaker 2: Politics, Charlie politician.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Julia Gillar's doing the rounds for her.
Speaker 2: You'd have enough knowledge stored away about.
Speaker 1: Her Gilla, the misogyny speech in the red hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and her husband Tim, her partner, the hairdresser.
Speaker 1: I forget that. That was a little moment in time
Speaker 1: where everyone was laughing at him calling him gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's horrendous.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: He just loves and knows how to do roots well.
Speaker 2: It's a right, nothing wrong with knowing how to do
Speaker 2: roots well.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, yeah eh. Anyway, anyway, guys, this has been
Speaker 1: Is it just moving the podcast?
Speaker 2: It's actually final week next Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say that it's our last
Speaker 1: week for twenty twenty, our last episode of season two.
Speaker 1: Then we're back for season three.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 2: Now, last time we wrapped a season, it was because
Speaker 2: I was masking my inner demons and I was panicking
Speaker 2: and needed to break I can promise you this time,
Speaker 2: I'm not wrapping the show to have a breakdown. In fact,
Speaker 2: I know that I'm going to be itching to come back.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: So I don't know how long we're going to be
Speaker 2: gone for. I think it's going to be more you.
Speaker 2: You're the one that needs a rest.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, if anyone's close to a
Speaker 1: mental breakdown, it's Jennam. But then me next the coffin.
Speaker 1: I'm burnt out, man. I've had a very busy end
Speaker 1: of the year and I'm over it.
Speaker 2: So we'll see you in April.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what, Hay Michinani do on their podcast.
Speaker 1: They take a three month break every year. Why, they say,
Speaker 1: the podcast lords tell them to.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we're off that email. I
Speaker 1: don't think we're part of that groupcast Kings. We'll work
Speaker 1: it out, but don't worry. It won't be without us
Speaker 1: for a while. All will be revealed next week and
Speaker 1: we'll see them for the final episode of season two.
Speaker 2: Still got one episode to go and it's going to
Speaker 2: be a great one.
Speaker 1: It will be huge.
Speaker 2: Can't wait. See then, Bye bye, See you in the
Speaker 2: coffin
Speaker 10: At Joe