WEBVTT - #52: Jenna's Contiki Reunion with Blake Pavey 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:04.160 Hey guys, just before the episode starts, we just wanted 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:06.960 to say that in this episode. This week there's another 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:10.520 edition of gaslighting Jenna. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.399 We know we love to mess with her head poor things. 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:16.080 She joins us every week on the show is our 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.360 third wheel, and we like to gaslight her occasionally in 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.440 a while. But today we've got the help of Blake 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:26.520 Pavey TikTok ledgends Funny himself. I do love Blake. He's 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.280 the best and he's going to help us out because 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.320 he's going to do an American accent. Yeah, you guys 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.479 know how we often allude to the fact that Jenna 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.760 perhaps disgraced herself. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.560 Yes, while her. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:40.559 And I were on our Kentiki trip in twenty seventeen. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.000 We often make jokes alluding to the fact that she 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:44.760 was a bit of a whore. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.440 Yeah, it's like myth for this show. Everyone knows about 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.080 Jenna's Kentiky how days. 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.120 But she does not let us go into do about 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.160 her Kentuki how days. So today what we've done is 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:57.960 we've organized an instant interview and she's going to think 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.800 that it's with one of her former Kintique you love them. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:01.800 That you've tracked down. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.959 Yes, and she'll be believable because I've fed Blake all 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.200 these lines to say all these things that only that 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.160 guy would know. So she's going to think, God, it's 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:11.840 actually him. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.320 It must be yeah, because you'll have references that only 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:15.080 those two would know. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.960 About Yeah him, Like you know the name of the 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.240 place we stayed, the name of our Kentiki two we guy, 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.160 like all these things. It's going to make Jenna think, 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:26.199 Holy fuck, this this is the guy. This is one 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:30.640 of thousands of men that I plowed through in Europe. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:32.240 And she has no idea. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.120 She's going to freak out because she hates to spring 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:34.479 it up. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.320 So we will gaslight Jenna momentarily enjoy the show. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.200 When are we doing it? Is that after two? Is 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:40.600 it just me? 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.000 And then there'll be some reviews and then we'll jump in. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.600 All right, so listen out. That's when we're going to 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.240 be gas lighting Jenna. She's not in the room right. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:49.080 Now, she's in the bathroom. You're probably looking at photos 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.920 of her Kentiki facts. Does she know she's about to 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.600 be reunited with people do some weird ship. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.880 Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:58.800 Welcome to a parent affair tonight. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:00.440 We're coming to you from Adrian. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.120 Summer feelings make more since than the others. Switch Astralian 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.760 gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety that he's 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:13.240 performance on the pommel horse, Ingia Marcus, grow up, bless 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:18.600 yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:22.480 cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.000 Just still to play. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.160 A couple of mentions. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.239 Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.359 Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:40.360 said in simlish. Relea drap lubi perfect now his michtui. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:45.920 And oh hi, everyone, guys, it's our second last show 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:49.160 of twenty twenty and our second last show of season two. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.480 Isn't that crazy wrapping up season two, I'll give you 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.760 the best season I've ever show. I know it feels 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.959 like a weird number to end on episode fifty three, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.119 but I realized we ended. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.760 Season one on episode thirty, so we're just flipping the numbers. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.280 Oh yeah to three, three, five, save makes you sleep 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.360 a night that makes sense, I guess. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.800 And also, oh yes, grounds keeper Jen our third wheel 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.359 as always, Welcome to the show. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.399 Listening in a great mood YEP, I'm here now, Mitch. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.080 For once, you can say it's a big show today, 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.120 and it's actually it's quite accurate because we've jam packed 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:21.519 this one. We realize that there's only two episodes. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.360 Left of the year. We're like, oh shit, we've got 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.239 these ideas. We've got to get them done. Actually is 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.600 very big, so much so that I don't even know 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.919 where to start. Where should we start? 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.359 Well, we've got another mispronunciation. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.840 Oh my god, you haven't heard this. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:34.440 I have not. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.960 Everyone else in the world had. It's the Nigella laws 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.360 and one that went viral last week and Mitch banned 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.960 me from listening to it because you wanted to bring 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.720 it up on the show. So every time I've seen 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.480 it in my feet, I've had to just scroll past. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.360 But we've just become the home of mispronunciations because so 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.520 many people tagged us. I'm so glad that when people 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.400 think mispronunciations they think couple of mitches exactly. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.600 And we could not talk about it, and we had 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.440 so many people message it to the Instagram account, and 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:58.880 I'm just like, fuck off, you'll hear it in the 0:03:58.880 --> 0:03:59.280 next step. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.920 Haven't heard it. You'll hear it with me later on 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:07.160 in the show. Fantastic Also another instant interview bringing a 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.600 surprise guest on you, Jenna our third wheel. You're the 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.760 one that's got to wing this today, a total mystery guest. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.400 Now, this is how if it's your first time hearing 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:19.599 instant interview. Essentially, it's an an interview that we've set 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:24.239 up that normally Mitch goes into without any knowledge, any prep, 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:27.480 any info on the celebrity that is talking to. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.240 You're trying to teach me to be more like you, 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:30.280 the king of winging it. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.279 Just laugh and clap and that that takes about six seconds. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.040 Letter Ask me any question, Ask me a hard question 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.320 that I won't know the answer, and I'll make one 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.839 up and I'll fill it with a laugh and the clap. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:43.440 Ready, Who was the second man on the moon, Well 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:47.520 after buzz Aldron, No, he was second, Neil Armstrong was first. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.440 Oh you see, I got it. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:49.920 That was good. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:51.200 That was that was good. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.080 I think that tactic works at all. That that was 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.080 just off that you killed insane. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.239 Okay, I'll do it more subtly. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.080 Go, oh is that the point you kill time? 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:58.360 Yeah? 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.880 Well, you think of the answer, I'm not actually laughing 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.440 at clapping. That's a voluntarily involuntary a function that my body. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.920 Is doing something else. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:07.400 What what? 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:09.280 What other questions can we ask? 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.120 Sometimes the population to bog and Gate. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.360 What's the population of my hometown. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.120 Bog and Gate at least over one thousand? 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.640 Well it's not you got that role, but laugh didn't 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.200 help you there anyway. So like a weird tip to give, Well. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.600 Don't do the clap and laugh of how awkary would 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.640 be from Jenna Jenne's claps are so soft? No, they 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:26.760 wouldn't register as a clap. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:27.279 Can I try? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:27.680 Go? 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:35.080 Ready? So good to be here with you, Jesus, Yes. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:35.120 It is. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.679 It's like you're auditioning for the role of the joker 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.520 in local production. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:40.800 How are you feeling dead? Are you nervous? 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:41.200 Oh? 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.120 I don't want to do it. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.160 It's all right, it's fine. I felt the same way 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.040 I was nervous to when I didn't mine. It's not 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.840 a few now, but you end up you end up 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.200 swimming more than sinking. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:51.600 I think. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.120 Is it someone really famous? 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:54.560 No, we're not going to give you any clues. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.599 I'm so it'll be fine. Just be your natural self 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.359 and it will be awkward. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.760 We'll do that later in the show. All right, Jenna 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.400 also talk back tings, everyone's favorite segment of ours, when 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.760 we play bits of Gold. We're here on talkback radio. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:10.200 I've played a few things from John Laws before on 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.880 the show, right, but today you're going to hear a 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.400 whole new side of him. I've only really shown you 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.720 the cranky, bastard side of John Laws, which I love. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:19.560 Yeah, but today yet. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.000 It's a little bit different. My sister actually, she was 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.920 at home in bogen Game, our parents' place, and she 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.440 messaged me this. She heard it on the radio and 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.920 said that she was crying when she heard it. So no, yeah, 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.680 Good Radio does very different sides to John Laws. We'll 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:33.760 do that later in the show. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.640 All right, talkback tings coming up. Let's start with the idems. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.480 They're the basis of the show. It's what really got 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.039 this whole thing started. Right, It's something we've noticed, something 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.000 we hate or appreciate. Oh, Mitch doesn't know mine. I 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.640 don't know Mitch's. Why don't you dive in and start 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:45.920 the show? 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.560 I will. Let's do this. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.720 Is it just me? 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.320 Do you always forget where you parked your car? 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.280 No, I'm actually pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. I 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:02.160 think it's just you. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.320 Jenna can't drive. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.120 Where do you park your scooter? But I don't know? 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.840 No, But if you're getting a lift with someone, Jenna, 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.240 do you do you remember where they parked? Like, oh, 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:12.800 we're on the green level and all that shit. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.960 I don't even remember how their car looks. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.160 So oh wow, that's maad. So you're on the same 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:21.040 level as me. Well, I now have a method of 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.320 finding my car because for some reason, I just am 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.040 incapable of remembering where I put it. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:25.400 Right. 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.040 So if you lost your car before, like you just 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:27.880 have been looking. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.520 For it plenty of times, I've just completely forgotten and 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:32.480 it's just too hard for me to switch my brain 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.160 on remember where I parked it. So my method. You 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:38.080 know how some car keys when you lock the car, 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.960 it makes this noise, you know how it beeps button. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.680 Mine doesn't do it, but I have had cars that do. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.480 Oh well, this this hack is no good for you then, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.520 because it doesn't just do that when you lock the 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.200 car when you're standing alongside. It turns out that function 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.320 the beeping when you press the lock that yep, that 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.240 works when you're quite far away from the car. In fact, 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.840 if I'm in one of the those giant shopping center 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.840 car park, it's multiple levels. Even if I'm on the 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:09.400 wrong floor and there's like multiple barriers and layers of 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.000 concrete between me and my car, if I press the 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.960 lock button and then I just follow the sound of 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.760 the car really even through the concrete, Yeah, I can 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.000 hear it. 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.600 It might be like if it's really close, you could 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:23.280 even get like a. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:28.200 Oh yeah, sometimes one. Sometimes if it's many many floors 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.040 above me, I won't even hear it. I'll just kind 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.160 of hear it echoing off the apartment buildings near the 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.400 shop because they kind of the sound travels out. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.200 That's so cool. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.120 So that's how it works. So you sort of just 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:39.599 like have to point your ear in the direction you 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.839 hear it, then you run to the car pretty much. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.040 In fact, I did a little example the other day. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.760 I'm like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna whip my phone out. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.760 I can't remember where I parked, and so this is 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.040 me doing a bit of a hide and seek following 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.800 the sound of the beats to locate my little astra. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:53.400 Here. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:53.680 It is. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:14.240 Distance, all right, We're getting closer down to the left. Okay, 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:21.880 check in again. Yep, we're getting closer. It's sad to 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:25.160 hear still haven't late? 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:25.920 Eyes on't it yet? 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:29.000 Oh? 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.040 There it is, my honey, I'm back. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.240 Oh my god, it world now. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:41.760 I should point out that on that occasion and most occasions, 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.880 by the time I find the car everyone around them. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:46.280 I was going, what the fuck is going on? It's 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.480 a very selfish method, but it works for me. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.600 Yeah, that'd be very obnoxious. Also, you just pointing your 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.320 hand out with you as are walking through the parking. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.280 Why are you astro dad and filming? I'll get ten 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.040 k from TikTok for this. You look like a lunatic. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.160 It was pretty Actually, it's very selfish. When I used 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.719 to live in Newtown, very busy area, it's kind of 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.320 hard to find street parking. I would often end up 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.400 two blocks away from my house, and so I had 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.960 no hope of remembering where I parked, and I would 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.959 wake up at my usual work time of three forty 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.679 five and just walk around beeping the horn. Who cares 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:19.480 if people are at. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:21.640 Their home? 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.200 I would have beat the horn and mooxiously, going where 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:24.400 is it? 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.640 My extra? 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.880 All the sudden has even gone up and everyone's still 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.320 as sleep. I'm just beeping that bitch. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.599 That's the worst. You know what the hell was that 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:34.960 that was moving in the car horn? 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:37.560 It sounded more like a goat bleating. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.920 Yeah, very off actually, now that I'm sorry, you know 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.319 what I've done. Once I have gone to an event. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.480 I think it was a movie premiere or something that 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.320 I got for a kiss, and I drove my car 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.800 to the CBD to George Street Cinemas. And I was 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.760 before I knew Hay. Then I was single. I'm not 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.200 going to go to the movie enjoy get free food 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.120 because you get heaps of free food, drinks or fingersand 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.640 which is beautiful. And I had the full meal and 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.599 couple drinks. And then this was before the time I 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.120 did my night show, so I could I didn't have 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:07.360 to like wake up early, so I I go finish 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.720 watch the movie, and then I get an uber home 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.360 and get home and go where are my keys? Get 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.560 my keys out? Where's my car? 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:20.040 If your court an uber home forgets to get an 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.840 uber back to the venue and then drive my car home. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.559 Back when I lived in Coronella. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.199 Yeah, that's that's pretty much my method of getting home 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.480 from every night out. Ever, I just like that's how 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.079 I got home from the work Crison party a couple 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.400 of weeks ago, left the car god knows where, and 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.199 then just called an uber home when it and I 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.240 went and fed. That was my next day's task. That 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:40.640 was my Saturday, finding the car. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.640 That'd be hard through the CBD doing this when you 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.719 get the honkings of the buses and the people and 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.480 the homeless and where is that God? I think that's 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.040 just you. I think the only person to do that. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.880 If everyone in the world did it, they'd be chaos 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:52.760 on the street. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.280 Ye works for me. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.240 All right, we'll be ready for my agent. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.679 Absolutely what you got, let's go. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.959 Just do you think it's time we let go of 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:04.800 Christmas cards? 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:06.040 Oh? 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.600 I feel like you write a bunch and you deliver 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.480 them to your friends or colleagues or something. 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:10.760 Yeah. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.319 I vividly remember the days where we would be in 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.000 an event where Mama go, we've got to go to 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.880 km up before Christmas, the Christmas rush and get the 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.760 Christmas cards, and then we gotta get the little mini 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.559 candy canes, and then we got to sit down. It 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.200 was like like it was child labor. She'd sit at 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.760 the kitchen table and she'd write the cards to Joe, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.839 Anne and Lee, thank you for a great year, some 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.520 in joke, some funny reference. Oh remember last year when 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.559 you drop the leg am and then she would lick it, 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.640 seal it, pass it to me and I would get 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.599 a little mini candy cane, stick your tape it to 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.480 the back and then I pass it to my sister Rachel, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.000 who'd get like a whole hole host stamp, stamp it, 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.120 and then Becky had put the name and address, put 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:48.480 the stamp on and we put it in a pile. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.280 And I'm not joking. There was upwards of one hundred 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.600 Christmas cards and Mom messages me this year she goes, oh, 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.640 what do you think we should because we normally do 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.719 a family photo, what photo should we use for the 0:12:59.080 --> 0:12:59.880 true Christmas card? 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.120 I was like, Mom, does she hand deliver the cards 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:03.840 or mail them out? 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:07.240 She posts them out? This is costing something bloody hell. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.959 I personally have let go of them because I do 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.079 recall I used to do it in high school and 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.840 I used to just get really pedantic about not writing 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.079 the same phrase twice because I was paranoid that my 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.960 friends would compare them. Be like oh, he wrote best wishes. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:21.719 In the same spot he wrote We've had a great 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.719 year together. All this stuff. I tried to alter the 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.480 phrasing and everyone and it just did my head in. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.120 And also no one really appreciated it that much. So 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:29.439 I'm not into it. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.200 Jenn. I feel like you'd be a Christmas card give 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.720 it end receiver. You know, I was back in the day, 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:37.800 back when mailing was invented. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.520 Yes, yes, she used to do Christmas morse code. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.720 Yes, what's so funny? 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.400 In one of her past lives, a memorable moment. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.600 You did Christmas carrier pigeons. You got little little wreaths on. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.600 Their Oh I loved my pigeon may Oh Christmas anyway 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:59.040 back to Christmas cards at this stage of my life. 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.880 No, yeah, no, I'm not into it either. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.200 Yeah, we know who he is. And guess who it's 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.880 gone viral your power Taylor Swift. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:08.839 Oh really, she's doing the Christmas card. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.680 She sends a Christmas card out as the most hideous 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.640 fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm sorry, 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.360 but folklore might be the vibe. But she's put her 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:19.320 cats in little clothes. She's sending this out to her 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:22.080 celeb friends and then swipe you can see what she's written. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:27.560 That's what I mean. Yeah, it's an effort into it. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.160 I feel like that's how people feel about her. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:29.920 I agree. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.360 I'm very surprised that her cats let her dress them 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.640 up like my cat would never. But Isabella would maul 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.560 me to death if I try to put a scarf 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.080 a little sand hat on her. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.440 Ibrahimid body scratched me to pieces too if I went 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:41.440 near her a little hat. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.440 Wishing you a season of moments. It's so wonderful. They 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:51.040 become folklore. Oh Taylor Swift signature. I mean, I'd still 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:54.360 be thrilled if I receive one. I get it. It's 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.760 it's just a bit generic. I gotta tell you. With cards, Yeah, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.720 if I'm writing one, I write a fucking dope card, 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.000 man like I go all out. Really, I only write 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.120 them if I actually feel like I want to, you know, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.160 prove to someone. You know, actions speak louder than words, 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.480 prove to someone that they mean something. The last card 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.400 I wrote would have been to olbos Rosy when she 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:13.600 went on a maternity leave and I was like, oh, 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.680 you've been a wonderful boss. Blah blah blah, yeah, all 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.600 that stuff, and I'm like, it just loses its meaning 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.920 if you're writing generic card off to generic card and 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.800 licking and fucking candy cane, Like, do you even know 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.160 how the people you're sending these to? 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:25.440 No? 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.120 I hate cards and my mom cries. My mom cried 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:30.880 last Mother's Day because I didn't get her a card, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.080 and you really should have got your mama card, she cried. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:35.520 She still brings it up to this day. 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:36.280 But I hated it. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.160 I write the same thing. What do you write on 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.680 a card for Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day? I love 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.360 you from the heart? What every year? My heart doesn't 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.160 have that many words to say? It's busy beating. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.080 She only wants it once a year, isn't too much. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.360 She wants it for a Birthday, then she wants one 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.120 for Easter, and she wants one for Christmas. Cards constantly. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.800 You know what you should do because you act like 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:58.480 my heart doesn't have that many words to say. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.200 It does. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.600 We've learned you never shut up. You should just like 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.120 record it as a voice message or pretend that you're 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.440 doing a voice a talk break for your mum, and 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.600 then just write it down like just that you speak 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:09.920 from the heart, you word vomit and then. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.240 You just write it down later forward and ounce the gifts. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.520 What would you do if you were doing a Merry 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:19.440 Christmas to your mother? Okay, I'd say, DeMar you should 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.520 get in bed and be like, it's not Mitch to midnight. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:26.880 Great, great, great, Yeah, Mitch tell midnight. Here is an idea. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.560 Is an Idia this night, mum, Merry Christmas? Coming up 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.920 the best gift in twenty twenty. It is gonna blow 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.920 your mind. You're gonna love it. It's something that men 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.360 can use too. I love you. I want you to 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.160