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Speaker 2: This is one of those rare moments where I've had

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Speaker 3: I've lost that trust a number of times with things

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Speaker 3: So basically, yes, I just want to tell you something, yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: So I've put something together outside and I'm just going

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Two seconds? This all by myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're bringing in a Describe what you're seeing?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so much going on here?

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Speaker 3: Describe? Describe to me what I'm holding here. Will you've

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Speaker 3: got a broom?

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's a paper plate with a smiley face on it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And then attached to the brew head is a woman's

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Speaker 1: g string?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What am I trying to tell you?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 1: Is the broom a womb? Broom?

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Speaker 2: What's a womb?

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Speaker 3: Broom A penis No, there's nothing about this, you know,

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Speaker 3: we put that down.

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Speaker 2: It's not it's not.

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Speaker 1: The broom has got the G string attached to it.

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Speaker 2: Be a bit more think about it.

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Speaker 3: There's there's a G string string on a broom string broom,

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Speaker 3: broom string or broom G G broom.

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Speaker 1: You got a new car, G broom, G broom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's this person?

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Speaker 1: A person G broom face face G broom.

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Speaker 2: Anything G broom, G broom drop a letter G.

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Speaker 1: Boom, groom, groom. You're getting married broom one half.

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Speaker 3: Mim and I are getting married, yes, November this year,

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Speaker 3: and I wanted to ask you, as one of my

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Speaker 3: absolute best mates on this planet.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering if you'd like to be a groomsman.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, love me, thank you, Yes, give me get

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Speaker 2: That's why I put together.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a really weird way of asking me. It

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Speaker 2: I thought it was really clever.

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Speaker 3: There's a G string which is actually Mims G string

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Speaker 3: by the way, I just snag that out of a

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Speaker 3: Nico draw today. G string on a broom groom. This

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Speaker 3: Grooms men, I'm not getting that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he is. Anyone out there? Did anyone

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Speaker 2: You took a long time? No, I took a lot time.

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Speaker 3: That was reasonable. I think it was clever. I dreamt

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Speaker 2: I'm getting married.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's four months away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I do have a child to show for that

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Speaker 3: So we're just like we were half organizing it for

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Speaker 1: Lest Where do you I mean in November? You just

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Speaker 2: Four month. Yes, and MIM's going to take the brunt

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Speaker 1: Honest, that is what I want get married.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't trust me with anything.

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Speaker 1: Be there on the day and all you had to

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Speaker 1: So like that was good. I don't know what would

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Speaker 2: I know if you're.

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Speaker 1: Put in charge of anything to do with and that

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Speaker 3: I've done that with them. Yeah, yeah, I knock on

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Speaker 3: I reckon the new way to ask.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome, man, that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, you're getting married in a butter factory.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, I'm more of that as we get closer to it.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: Are you free on November two?

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Speaker 1: I don't know yet, not sure. Obviously, would like to

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Speaker 2: I'd like you to be as well, if that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Three days ago we went hey, should we think about

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Speaker 3: this whole wedding thing? And then I'm going to say,

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Speaker 3: an hour after we said let's think about it again,

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Speaker 3: we had booked November and locked in a date, and

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Speaker 3: So the first thing, and I'm sure every single woman,

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Speaker 3: my god, you're outfit.

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Speaker 2: What are you going to wear on the on the

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Speaker 1: You're worried about it? Not at all?

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Speaker 2: But mim, you've told.

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Speaker 1: Me why you're not worried about that?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're not going to go into that.

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Speaker 1: We're not.

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Speaker 2: There's no need to.

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Speaker 3: Why not, Well, I'm re wearing a suit that a

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Speaker 1: I think is everyone just everyone, just that kitchen before

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Speaker 1: you told me that the kitchen before.

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Speaker 2: I was going to add a waistcoat, no wood.

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Speaker 1: He so I need to.

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Speaker 2: Buy a new suit? He doesn't, doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry he is using a suit that somebody else

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Speaker 3: bought for him. He's another point of contention. Him was

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Speaker 3: and had a figure next to it, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I don't think I need to buy the groomsmen their

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Speaker 1: Well I'm a groomsman, Yes you are. I will I

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Speaker 1: demand a suit. That's ridiculous. Well, you've been bought a

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Speaker 1: suit before, and then when I get married, I'll just

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Speaker 3: That's the way I'm re wearing and you just need

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Speaker 1: You will buy me a suit or I will be

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Speaker 1: you don't give.

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Speaker 3: My beautiful heart attack because but so Mim actually called

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 1: I am happy to go and buy my own suit.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. In fact, I own a tucks that'd be

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Speaker 2: Just wear that.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that. Why we're getting married.

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Speaker 3: What's the main issue with me wearing a suit that

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Speaker 3: I already own.

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Speaker 7: It's your wedding day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a black suit.

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Speaker 2: Stop like, why would I buy a new black suit?

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Speaker 1: Well it's kind of like, you know, why would you

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Speaker 1: it only happens once, probably the most special day of life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know it's her beautiful dad. I'd hate

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Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna wear an old classic.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to buy a new suit, man,

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Speaker 1: I know I don't think so, oh you're not going

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Speaker 3: Well, until this moment, I absolutely was not going to

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Speaker 3: be buying a new suit. But Mim had a bit

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Speaker 3: Imus Gibbs, I'm so sorry. I was just read in

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Speaker 3: said your weddings in four months.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: And so Mim was like, yeah, that's and she was like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 3: most of our dresses you will not be able.

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Speaker 8: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: So the bit going on there, Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: So the time, like getting married in four months is

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Speaker 2: Finding that out.

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Speaker 1: What do we often talk about men having a porn addiction,

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Speaker 1: And it's saying, do we often talk about it? Bothink

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Speaker 9: We do?

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Speaker 1: Sure, you and I are not personally sure. It's not

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Speaker 1: for sure. No, But that's the thing, you know, like

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Speaker 1: maybe it's not that women aren't watching the porn, but

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Speaker 1: my god, are they reading it. And they're reading it

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Speaker 1: not just about humans. They're reading it about fairies and dragons.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know, me, I don't know what's going

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Speaker 1: on there. But I don't know whether there's a it

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Speaker 1: makes it more accessible. I don't know whether it spices

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Speaker 1: hating Sem at the moment. Is read It's all she reads.

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Speaker 1: She reads the dragon porn front to back, NonStop. I

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Speaker 1: wake up in the middle of the night and there's

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Speaker 1: just the backlight of her cobo as she's lying there

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Speaker 1: just reading dragon porn till the wee hours of the morning. Totally,

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Speaker 1: it's ridiculous, and so.

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Speaker 3: Are you getting, you're getting a storyline in a fantastical world.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right, so obviously, and digital produce a kV.

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Speaker 1: She's she's read all of these, she's she's right into

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Speaker 1: them as well, so I said to her. And it's

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Speaker 1: called Fourth Wing, right kV.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Fourth Wing?

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Speaker 1: And what's the other one called? There's another one that's

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Speaker 1: hot and happening. There's a lot, a lot, sounding a

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Speaker 2: Did you tell me once that you'd read these multiple times?

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Speaker 3: Once you enter there totally why let you go out

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Man? Who knows?

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Speaker 2: More often I was working as a form of foreplay.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't breathe some fire for me? Excuse me, where's

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Speaker 2: They're made up, mate. Look, they're not real things. The

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Speaker 2: They just happened to be dragons in the story.

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Speaker 1: You know when your dog's in the bed and you're like,

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Speaker 2: All right, go on l A five, go and hate

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Speaker 1: Here what I want to do? Because look, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I think, what's the what's the book called again?

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Speaker 1: Four wings, four dings? In my case on the weekend,

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Speaker 2: How many people were there?

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Speaker 1: Four? So we have four, four women they were all

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Speaker 3: Absolutely unbelievable, totally what I've obviously just googled.

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Speaker 2: The fourth wing, which is.

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Speaker 1: The is the one, This is the one that Sam's

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Speaker 2: This is the dragon porn. This is the front cover.

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Speaker 3: Brutal games, grumpy dragons, sizzling sexual at tension, you joke.

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Speaker 9: That is the.

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Speaker 9: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Hello, you're currently reading you're currently reading dragon porn.

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Speaker 9: No, I'm not quite dragons, but.

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Speaker 1: You're reading the erotic fantasy hit the fairy porn.

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Speaker 9: It is. It is erotic fantasy, and it's more were

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Speaker 9: wolf and shifter type.

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Speaker 3: Of okay, and to were wolves and the shifters, and

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Speaker 1: Yes, mane, it's erotic fantasy. This is the thing. This

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Speaker 1: is the this is the genre. And Bell, are you

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Speaker 9: I am in a RELI are you?

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Speaker 1: As a result hardpurning the Salty Shuman more?

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Speaker 9: Well, because they also listened to it as an audio book.

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Speaker 1: Gee, would you ever listen?

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Speaker 2: Would you ever listen? Together?

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Speaker 9: Well, now he's gotten into it, and so he.

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Speaker 1: Likes to put your books down? Do you read it

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, sometimes that's right.

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Speaker 2: And then would he would oh? Was he were wolfing?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Too far?

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Speaker 1: Hannah, you can't ask too many questions, Hannah, Hi, yes,

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Speaker 1: Hey Hannah, Hey, hey, so you're currently reading The Dragon

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Speaker 11: Well, I love that you call it dragon porn because

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Speaker 1: You know, we weave a digital producers said before that

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Speaker 11: Well, it's just a really good romance novel in an

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Speaker 3: Are we talking like love actually romance or fifty shades

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Speaker 1: It's fifty shades dude, somewhere.

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Speaker 1: What's with you in the animals? Man? Something a bit

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Speaker 1: because are you in a relationship? Yeah, I'm married, Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: the Weekend, which was amazing. Is it there the same

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So as soon as you've finished reading you have you

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Speaker 12: It's good.

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Speaker 2: Four play.

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Speaker 3: So he's just reading the Ricky Ponting biography or something

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Speaker 1: Woods. I mean, nothing gets me going like a royal tour. Nothing.

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Speaker 2: They've announced one. They have the whole, the whole trope.

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Speaker 1: Charles and Parker balls, they're gonna.

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Speaker 3: I thought usually they traveled as a big, big gang,

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Speaker 1: No okay, no, definitely not not since no ex think

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Speaker 8: We know that it is King Charles and the Queen

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Speaker 1: That that's a tough smell. Friend.

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Speaker 3: Was there a reason why they've decided to cut New Zealand?

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Man that I know there are a lot

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Speaker 2: Oh the poor keyways. That's it's such a beautiful spot

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Speaker 2: as well, across the ditch there.

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Speaker 1: I know that has I said. Nothing lights me up

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Speaker 1: not sure if the Royals have ever ever been there,

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Speaker 3: That is a big win in the rivalry about it.

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Speaker 1: Massive And look, obviously stories today parties in the streets

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Speaker 3: Well, no one's picking up the phone in some We're

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Speaker 3: that may as well get it to go. So I

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's called the party capital of the world right now.

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Speaker 1: Get the energy, the vibe.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jermony, my name is Will. I'm calling from Australia.

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Speaker 13: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you very very well. Hey, you're obviously pretty excited

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Speaker 1: about the news.

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Speaker 9: Which news the tour.

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Speaker 1: Is that a I can hear going on in the

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Speaker 9: And it's just a little more routine. It's a restaurant,

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Speaker 9: all right.

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Speaker 1: But you guys aren't celebrating the royal tour?

450
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Speaker 9: I think so are you excited? Of course? Always?

451
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: Always?

452
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Speaker 3: Can I have a feature make brain?

453
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Speaker 4: No?

454
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Speaker 1: That was it?

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Speaker 8: Mate?

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Speaker 1: You Thanks so much, Jiminy, have a great day.

457
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Speaker 9: Welcome, Thank you.

458
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Speaker 3: I think I think the funny thing about that is

459
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Speaker 3: that when you said you're going to celebrate, he said,

460
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Speaker 3: I think he genuinely doesn't know some defense about it.

461
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Speaker 1: Excited, he said, always he has any idea to be

462
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Speaker 1: perfectly frankuity woulds. But look the cayways will know these

463
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Speaker 1: are we all the water cool jet? I imagine that

464
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Speaker 1: guy was busy. You runs the restaurant. Yeah you can't.

465
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Speaker 1: You can hear the party behind.

466
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Speaker 2: Him, but just be sensitive.

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Speaker 7: Good afternoon. I'm Angria.

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Speaker 1: Oh, hi Andrew, how are you going money? I'm calling

469
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Speaker 1: from Australia. Hi, Hey, Hey, I just wanted to just

470
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: give you guys a call across the ditch and just

471
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Speaker 1: say bad luck about today and just chin up.

472
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Speaker 7: Really, just why what's happened?

473
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Speaker 5: Well?

474
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I thought this might be the case.

475
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Speaker 1: Just obviously, don't act like you know hasn't happened if

476
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: you don't talk about it. Am I right? But obviously yeah,

477
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: Charles and Parker bowls. They've managed to leave you guys

478
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Speaker 1: out of the itinery.

479
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Speaker 7: For the trip down under, all right, True, it's not

480
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Speaker 7: such a basic man.

481
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Speaker 1: Like. Seriously, you're not lighting a candle for the man.

482
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Speaker 4: You're talking about something from.

483
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Speaker 3: Junior producer Analyse is in the studio right now. You

484
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 3: don't know what this is about, Analyse, but I need

485
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Speaker 3: to confront you about something. Okay, So currently currently you

486
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 3: don't know this, but you are stopping.

487
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,640
Speaker 1: You are nervous. You are really nervous.

488
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 3: You are stopping Mim and I doing our favorite thing

489
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Speaker 3: at the moment.

490
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Speaker 1: Wow, I'm not sure what that is. Have you thought

491
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: about that?

492
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: No, I didn't think about it until just now, but

493
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Speaker 2: I'll explain.

494
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 3: So you came over to my place and you baby

495
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 3: sat my beautiful daughter Remy. Yes, and you signed into

496
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Speaker 3: your Binge account on my TV.

497
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Speaker 2: Yes I did.

498
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, thank god, I swear you something else there.

499
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Speaker 3: You forgot to sign out of your Binge account, which

500
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Speaker 3: meant that I could use your account.

501
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: That is correct, like deliberately that you let him use

502
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Speaker 1: your Binge.

503
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Speaker 2: Oh well, a bit of both. I was like, now

504
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 2: that you have it, I guess because I forgot talk.

505
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: We never discussed it.

506
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't discussed. I was just like you obviously

507
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: were like Mozza.

508
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Speaker 3: It was lucky though, because my favorite TV show from

509
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 3: last year, as you.

510
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Speaker 2: Know, it was Colin from Accounts.

511
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

512
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 3: Yes, Season two of Colin from Accounts came out when

513
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: I had Analsa's Binge mem and I were absolutely loving it.

514
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: Like I, this is rare, but I actually feel like

515
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Speaker 3: season two is better than season one. Okay, we got

516
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Speaker 3: five episodes in. We then went away for a while.

517
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Speaker 3: We came back home and Aalise, clearly you have logged

518
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Speaker 3: us out of the Binge account and MIM and I

519
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 3: are currently stranded not being able to finish Colin from

520
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Speaker 3: Accounts season two.

521
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Speaker 2: So can I have your log in details?

522
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Speaker 3: No, Yes, Alas I made hang in Come on every

523
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Speaker 3: decent Samardan out there, who's listening.

524
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Speaker 1: She is fighting the good fight right now, hanging in there,

525
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: Anal Why because I had to.

526
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Speaker 6: Give the other years, like you can only have a

527
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Speaker 6: certain amount of years, and I had to give it.

528
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Speaker 2: To my brother, your brother. I am your sort of

529
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Speaker 2: your boss.

530
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Speaker 3: Okay, look, I thought you were going to say no,

531
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Speaker 3: and that is why I have actually organized the writer

532
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Speaker 3: and the star of Colin from Accounts, Patty Brammel, to

533
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Speaker 3: join us on the show.

534
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Speaker 2: Patty, you can obviously understand my frustrating situation.

535
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Speaker 13: Yeah, look, hi everybody, obviously this is a this is

536
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Speaker 13: an awkward situation now that you put Anelese in and

537
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Speaker 13: I think it was a good point. Well, mate, just

538
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Speaker 13: a couple of minutes ago, let's talk about the Eleson

539
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Speaker 13: in the room.

540
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Speaker 9: How stingy are you?

541
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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 12: Patty.

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Speaker 3: I've organized you as a guest here, Patty. You're you're

544
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Speaker 3: on my side here, Patty.

545
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Speaker 13: So I don't know, man, I don't know. It's eighteen

546
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Speaker 13: dollars a month for Anlys. I mean you've done well

547
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Speaker 13: to give him as much as you had so far.

548
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 13: Let him sponge off you at all is appalling.

549
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Speaker 1: I know, not to mention the fact by the way

550
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Speaker 1: that she was also he was using her to baby

551
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Speaker 1: City Child for free. Yeah, got to produce it child.

552
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Speaker 2: Beaut of authority, it seems like it.

553
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: It seems like again. And with that, Patty's on the

554
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: phone as well, you're also pretty much admitting to him

555
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Speaker 1: that you're refusing to pay to watch his show.

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Speaker 12: M Yeah, that's right.

557
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Speaker 13: Yeah, this is this isn't this is an intervention on.

558
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Speaker 1: You, mate, really, this is backfiring hard. Well.

559
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Speaker 3: My second option of getting you on, Patty is I

560
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: actually got sent to screener from Bide Publicity for the

561
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Speaker 3: first five episodes. Is there any chance I can get

562
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Speaker 3: the remaining episodes sent through a screen Paddy?

563
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Speaker 13: No, I'll you.

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Speaker 1: With the money for God supporting Australian content. Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Anyone listening to this, anyone listening to this, just call

566
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Speaker 13: into the station, just say send the code word hash

567
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Speaker 13: Saint Patrick and honestly, you guys will cover everybody's I'm

568
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 13: so excited to announce that here's.

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Speaker 1: A new deal we're running coming from acout season two.

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Speaker 1: Thanks pat Thanks coming on the show.

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Speaker 13: Pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Where are you at the moment? Just call me. I

573
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Speaker 1: was not doing myne else.

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Speaker 13: I'm just just saying I'm just waiting for people to

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Speaker 13: call me to so I can have interventions. I'm in

576
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Speaker 13: Sydney at the moment in the airport lounge, so I've

577
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Speaker 13: got heats on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll stick around. You can co host the rest

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Speaker 3: of the hour.

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Speaker 13: Patty Fantastic, It's time. Get ready, there's bloody. I don't

581
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Speaker 13: know I need a script here for this, Will Woody

582
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Speaker 13: and Patty there it is, er guys.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you right now. Give us

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Speaker 1: a call here at six five. Did you cop an

585
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Speaker 1: air full over the weekend? I know someone who did

586
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Speaker 1: a horrific and historic series.

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Speaker 5: Of events in America.

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Speaker 14: The tempted assassination of former President Donald Trump has shaken

589
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Speaker 14: this country and sent a reminder that political violence happens

590
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Speaker 14: all over the world and even right here.

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Speaker 6: Vist President Joe Biden has called on Americans to lower

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Speaker 6: the temperature of political discourse.

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Speaker 11: Shooting in Donald Trump's rowing in Pennsylvania calls on all

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Speaker 11: of us to take a step back.

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Speaker 2: Violence has never been The.

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Speaker 14: US president injured and bloodied, throwing a defiant fist in

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Speaker 14: the air and the most tragic.

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Speaker 1: We now know who the spectator.

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Speaker 14: Killed was and how he died protecting his family.

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Speaker 1: The government has been killed. Investigations continue into a motive.

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Speaker 10: In Australia, as in the United States, the essence and

602
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Speaker 10: the purpose of our democracies is that we can express

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Speaker 10: our views, debate our disagreements, and resolve our differences peacefully.

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Speaker 2: I see you've done there. He was shot in the air.

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Speaker 1: The bullet pierced his ear woulds now before we get

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Speaker 1: because I also copped in near four on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you about that in the second. If you've

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Speaker 1: got a story, give us a call. But let's let's

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Speaker 1: talk a little bit about you know, the big story

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Speaker 1: in the world for a second.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, do you.

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Speaker 1: Think it's Do you think it's a conspiracy?

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Speaker 2: This came up at family lunch yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Let's come up everywhere, mate, We're all thinking.

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Speaker 2: Bespoke and it's funny.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I laughed, you know, I spat out

617
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Speaker 3: my slow cooked lamb and was like, it couldn't be.

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Speaker 3: But then the more we talked about it, you look

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Speaker 3: at that photo of him punching the air with the

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Speaker 3: American flag behind and the blood going down his face

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Speaker 3: and you go, that couldn't have done any better for

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Speaker 3: your campaign.

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Speaker 2: That was the best thing that could possibly had.

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Speaker 3: You know, now there's merch that's going around online with

625
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Speaker 3: that photo everywhere, with phrases like bulletproof, fight for America,

626
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 3: grazed and unfazed. That's good, that's clever written, that's good

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00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 3: underneath it, but the perfect and you know, like everyone's

628
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Speaker 3: forgotten that there's somebody else it was running at OS.

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Speaker 3: I mean they've probably forgotten that too, to be honest,

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Speaker 3: I don't think he knows where he is right now,

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Speaker 3: but that.

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Speaker 1: I was shot.

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Speaker 3: No, But like like when you think about that, it's

634
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Speaker 3: going to be a landslide now, right, He's gonna dominate.

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Speaker 3: Then you start going maybe it could be and then maybe,

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Speaker 3: like if it was such a good marksman that they

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Speaker 3: aimed for the.

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Speaker 1: Year and for the year, come on, man, it's not

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Speaker 1: Robin Hood. I think he was. He was, like.

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Speaker 2: This was discussed with family lunch.

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Speaker 3: But but but I think after after hours of conversation

642
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Speaker 3: with this like no, no, no, I couldn't because I don't

643
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Speaker 3: think he was shot dead straight away.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it. I don't think it necessarily is.

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Speaker 1: I think that really. The thing that made it legitimate

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Speaker 1: for me is the fact that he's since said that

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Speaker 1: the reason that the only reason it missed his head

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Speaker 1: is because he turned to look at the screen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he said, I rarely look at the screen. He

650
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Speaker 1: said that today, he said that earlier, just earlier, he said,

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Speaker 1: I raally ever look at the screen. And if I

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Speaker 1: hadn't looked at the screen, I'd be dead.

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Speaker 3: The footage is mate, see him turning the right time

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Speaker 3: as the shot. Yeah, and I saw some picture today

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Speaker 3: online which showed that if his head was straight.

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Speaker 2: And he didn't, it's straight to the back of his head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, you got deep. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the story is phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: It is an amazing story, and I think the But

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Speaker 1: so that's on the one hand, that's why I think

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Speaker 1: it's legit. On the other hand, though, the fact that

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Speaker 1: there are let's say, seven Secret Service agents whose job,

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Speaker 1: whose life's mission, whose last twenty years has been put

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Speaker 1: yourself in between you and the president. There've been waterboarded

665
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Speaker 1: over that, they've been drilled over that for literally the

666
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Speaker 1: last twenty years in some sort of weird camp somewhere

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Speaker 1: in America, do not let the president in danger. They

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Speaker 1: all surround him and he goes on gays two sex

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Speaker 1: you may just bump and down. I'm just gotta give

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Speaker 1: the crowd a quick fist and they all obey.

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Speaker 12: Yeah I did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was weird.

673
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, but that no.

674
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 3: If the president says to you though, like get off me,

675
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: I want to stand up and do a fish part.

676
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: You you you overall that you go. Sorry, dude, we

677
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: haven't even apprehended the guy who's just tried to shoot you.

678
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: The snipe was still on the road. Yeah yeah, and

679
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: the president. I just bob my head up for two secs.

680
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give a quick wave. Yeah yeah, yeah,

681
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: didn't add up. Yeah, that's weird, but it is America.

682
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: It's a strange place. Yeah, thirteen one o six ' five.

683
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: The bullet did pierce his ear, though, And I would

684
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: love to hear from you guys if you copped an

685
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: earful on the weekend. Bit of a cheery change up

686
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: Jess is called Jess. You copped an earful over the weekend?

687
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 5: I did in the playground with my two year old daughter.

688
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: What happened?

689
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 5: So she was at the top of a slide, and

690
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 5: there was a little boy at the bottom of the slide,

691
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 5: you know, climbing up the slide, and the boy's mum

692
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 5: was sort of having a go at him, saying, you know, don't,

693
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 5: don't do that, and I just said, oh, you know,

694
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 5: don't worry, my little girl would probably do the same thing.

695
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 5: Her responsors, well, that may be okay for your girl,

696
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 5: but that's not how I teach my children.

697
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 12: All right.

698
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 5: That s for a Sunday morning.

699
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: Wow, that is as vicious as a bullet from the

700
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: rooftop as far as I'm concerned. Thirteen one oh sixty

701
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: five more of these great earful stories. We all know

702
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,479
Speaker 1: someone who got a bit of an earful on the weekend.

703
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: And I also copped an earful on the weekend. Yeah,

704
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: talk to me, can I say? I was at football

705
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: and I was trying to watch my team, the Mighty

706
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: Bombers lose with dignity, as they always do. And I

707
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: sat next to this woman who said good to me

708
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: at the start, but then she started banging on to

709
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: the person next to about the fact that a dog

710
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: has a counsel enforced for sectomy, counsel enforced canceling.

711
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: This dog was impregnating so many female dogs that the

712
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 3: council got involved and said, I'm sorry.

713
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: I've she impregnated six dogs. It impregnated six dogs in

714
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: four different parks across the Greater Melbourne area.

715
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: Blood partner in each park.

716
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: They had a partner in eage of park. Its name

717
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: was Magic.

718
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: That makes sense, It makes a lot of sense.

719
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: News and name checks out.

720
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: Now you see me, now you don't, and then yeah.

721
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: So unbelievable. So yeah, the council basically here I have

722
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: and said, hey, look, your dog is effectively the Robert

723
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: de Niro of the dog world. It's got children everywhere,

724
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: and we really need your dog to get the sick

725
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: to me. And the last thing I remember her saying

726
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: before I left my seat was quote she was like

727
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: kind of middle aged woman you can imagine, very proud

728
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: about her dog. No children. The last thing she said

729
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: was like all men, his happiness is attached to his testicles.

730
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: Charis got y comin for on the weekend. Chari's got

731
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: on six five high, Charie, Hi, there are yeah, good

732
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: at your coket an earful on the weekend.

733
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 15: Yeah.

734
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 16: So essentially, I have my four month old baby and

735
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 16: I was parking at the shopping center and on the

736
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 16: side of where my baby is there's a poll. So

737
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 16: I parked a little bit further across on the line,

738
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 16: but in my car spot, and the lady that was

739
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 16: getting in her car next to me tried to get

740
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 16: into her car and she said to me, oh, geez,

741
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 16: you couldn't park any closer, could you? And I said, oh, look,

742
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry. Let me put my prayer in a

743
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 16: car and I'll move it over for you. She goes, oh,

744
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 16: it's a bit late for that, now, do you think?

745
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 16: Can I explain to her wife out there? And then

746
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 16: she goes, look, if you can't get your baby in

747
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 16: that of car properly, then maybe you shouldn't have one.

748
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: Oh try begs kill a blue. Sure you can have

749
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: yourself a harder bush to go and spend it. Grill

750
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: for that one, mate, enjoy. I mean it seems like

751
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: you deserve it. Gee, baby, some grilled as well. Get

752
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: him in there, Start him young. Lisa's called thirty one

753
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: six five. Hey Lisa, you copped in earful on the

754
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: weekend like Donald Trump?

755
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 4: I sure did. Yes.

756
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 17: What happened was is I work at a major supermarket

757
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 17: and somebody came to the service set for now for

758
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 17: cash out, and when I said, that's a new policy,

759
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 17: we don't give cash out any more without a purchase,

760
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 17: he then proceeded to give me a mouthful of swear

761
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 17: words and he called me some awful name, and I

762
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 17: just finished, were going, well, you have a lovely day.

763
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 17: And that even annoyed him even more.

764
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: That sucks man, kill him with kindness there. Reckon, Lisa,

765
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 2: you handled that well. But and also, mate, just buy

766
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 2: some mints. Do you know what I mean? Like I can't.

767
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might have been a five dollars or more

768
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: purchase by two.

769
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: Things are mints.

770
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's a lot on mints. And I'm

771
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: kind of on his team a little bit if I'm

772
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: be honest. You know when they're like buy something and

773
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: you're like, I'll get the chewing gum and they go, oh,

774
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: it's ten dollars if you want to get cash out,

775
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, just give you a fiftew bucks

776
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: as called is called thirty one or six y five.

777
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: Asking if you copped a new full over the weekend

778
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: like Donald Trump did.

779
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 12: Ari, Hey, guys, yeah I did. I was getting my

780
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 12: nine year old ready for a shower, and I was

781
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 12: trying to get him in the shower rather on the weekend,

782
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 12: and he was, you know, like most nine year olds are,

783
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 12: you know, doing everything, but what what his parents are

784
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 12: telling him to do? Of course, and he tells me,

785
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 12: just chill your bacon. Dad, And I have no idea

786
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,479
Speaker 12: where he got that term from, but I felt, chill you.

787
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: Your nine year old told you to chill your bacon.

788
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 12: Chill your bacon, dad was. And yet no idea where

789
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 12: he got that.

790
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: What's the what do you usually say? Chill your just

791
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: chill out? But you go, cool your jets?

792
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool your jets is what he's working on your farm?

793
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, chill your bacon.

794
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: It's the new one. It's what the kill you?

795
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Hey, Ari, Well you can chill your bacon with some

796
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: new grill made. You got one hundred bucks, you spend

797
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: it grilled howld your girl for the best zing ever?

798
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: The tasty is fried chicken berg. You've ever see no

799
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: chilled bacon in that joint. I'll tell you what. How

800
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: about the client integration there, We'll send that straight to them.

801
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 3: Trying to become I'm going to say we're on a

802
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: journey to become the Kings of the Ring.

803
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: And I think that's something we need to discuss because

804
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: digital producer Kve brought this up in the pre show meeting.

805
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: She was like, you keep saying you're going to become

806
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: the Kings of the Rings. At what point? And she

807
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: was like, I think people need to know what the

808
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: goal is here because currently it just looks like you're

809
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: stealing up for people.

810
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 2: Right now.

811
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: We're kind of like dogs chasing a car, but we

812
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 3: don't know what we're going to do once we get

813
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: to the car.

814
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: And I think that's a really, really fair thing to say.

815
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: And I think there are some of you out there

816
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: who are sitting on really beautiful engagement rings who are like,

817
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: why should I give it to you? Yes? Well, first

818
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: of all, you should know I've got a bunch of

819
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: Red Rooster bouchers to give you. You should know that goes

820
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: without saying pie time at Red Rooster with their new

821
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: chicken Chicken pie, Chicken and Gravy, I should say chain

822
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: and gravy pie.

823
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's hot, no doubt about it.

824
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 3: It's a massive f you to your ex that you

825
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 3: just give it to these two random radio hosts like

826
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: that would really annoy me, I think if I gave

827
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 3: you that ring, but then third to wall of this, yeah,

828
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 3: I think we're not one hundred percent sure on this,

829
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 3: but we want to pull together the rings. We want

830
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 3: to then sell the rings and effectively get what, hopefully

831
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 3: twenty thousand dollars.

832
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: Well I think so if we yeah, absolutely, we want

833
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: to get a significant amount of money, and I think

834
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: it's fair to then ask boys, are you just going

835
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: to go and you know, put it on your mortgage? No,

836
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: we're not, I promise we're not.

837
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: So be for the radio.

838
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 3: The money would be for the radio show, and then

839
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 3: we do something which benefits the radio show and all

840
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 3: you guys that listen. So, for example, do we spend

841
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 3: thirty approximately thirty thousand dollars to just hire Russell crow

842
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 3: for twenty four hours?

843
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: Love that all right?

844
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 3: And then the radio show effectively owns Russell Crowe for

845
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: twenty four and then people call us and go like,

846
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 3: got a bar mitzvah, love Russell to come?

847
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: Can Rusty come down?

848
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: Or even I've got a circumcision?

849
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 3: Could Russell be Maximus for the sword?

850
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 4: Like?

851
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: You know?

852
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: All good ideas? Yeah, no, no bad. In a brainstorm,

853
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: Shane's called on thirty one and sixty five Shane Shane, the.

854
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: Boys, the Boy, the Boy.

855
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: Shane.

856
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: You've got to ring, Shane.

857
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 15: Yes, I have got to ring Shane of the ring.

858
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: Before we get to that, mate, how do you feel

859
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: about where where this is heading?

860
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 10: Like?

861
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: Do you trust us with these rings? If we become

862
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: the kids of the rings? Okay? Great?

863
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 15: I do? I really trust you boys. I believe it's

864
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 15: going to a good cause.

865
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:13,959
Speaker 2: Thanks Shane.

866
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: Thanks Shane.

867
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 15: I appreciate that. And it's just sitting there doing nothing.

868
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 15: My wife she had some rings as well, but she

869
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 15: melted them down and got cash for them. But yeah,

870
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 15: I kept mine and it's just sitting there. So I thought,

871
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 15: we're renewing our of ours in Vegas this year.

872
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: Twenty years this year really nice.

873
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 6: Great, So we're going to head over there and and

874
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 6: get go do it all over again. And I'm willing

875
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 6: to give you this ring I've got I reckon the

876
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 6: values for you our thousand roughly.

877
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: Funny, Shane, take it, Take it, Shane, Thank you so much.

878
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: Anything if we get Russell Crowe for a day, honorable mention, mate,

879
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: We'll make sure that you come up no worries. Thanks

880
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: the call. Good on your mate, Where are you go?

881
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: Another one another? That's one thousand bucks? How many rings

882
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 1: have we got? Now? Seven?

883
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 2: Last camp? But well, you know, we'll figure that. We'll

884
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,439
Speaker 2: do like that. Take what do a stock take? After

885
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: the show today, let's go to Sue. Why don't we

886
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 2: go to Sue? Sue, you have a ring that you'd

887
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: like to part ways with?

888
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 5: Hello, yeah, I do, I do.

889
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 7: Indeed, can you give us.

890
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: A story of the ring?

891
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Sue?

892
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm at this blow he said, love your first route?

893
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 5: Weird but anyway, three months later, Engage.

894
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 6: Obviously wasn't going to go very well. But okay, she'll

895
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 6: have it, so you may as well give it to

896
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 6: you guys and make some use of it.

897
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: So I love that. Do you still wear the ring?

898
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 6: Like?

899
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: Is it something that you Yeah?

900
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I do.

901
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: I can't.

902
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 6: I can't fault the fact that it's pretty, you know,

903
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 6: but the memory?

904
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, you just want to get rid of it.

905
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: I love that too.

906
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: Do you know how much it's worth too?

907
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 6: Probably around two? Kay?

908
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: So soon, I mean unbelievable woods.

909
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 3: So we do want to we want to use all

910
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,439
Speaker 3: these rings to effectively raise a whole bunch of money

911
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: and then do something for the radio show. Our first

912
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: thought is that we will hire Russell Crow for twenty

913
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 3: four hours and do we'll effectively make him do whatever

914
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 3: we want him to do for that twenty four hours.

915
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 3: Do you like that idea for starters? Or secondly, what

916
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: would you like to see the radio show do with

917
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 3: the cash?

918
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 15: Yeah?

919
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,479
Speaker 1: Good question.

920
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 6: Well, if BRUSHL.

921
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 5: Crow's involved, like bloody, I'm all in, like.

922
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: Great to know it sounds like I don't mind thinking

923
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: like so rusty it is for Betty Grand for the day.

924
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: Thanks so much too. Hey, guys, keep the calls coming in.

925
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: I mean the Kings of the East, I mean I

926
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: feel like we're all you know, we're getting closer.

927
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 2: There's momentum here right, Yes, definitely.

928
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 3: Do you want to be part of this if you're

929
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: sitting there and you're not sure about giving us your ring,

930
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 3: like surely you're hearing all this frivolity on air and

931
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 3: you're like, god, I want to be part of that.

932
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: Yep, give us yours. You can if you give us

933
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: that shiny ring on your finger,