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Speaker 2: All right, so we're going to go back into the

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Speaker 2: A to z now of things that you've broken on

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Speaker 2: nine four one four one four three, Kathy, she's got

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Speaker 2: v Many years ago, my younger brother threw a cushion

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Speaker 2: for that one, Sarah.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: For ornaments, I broke with the arm off my dad's

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Speaker 2: treasured statuette as a dad myself, I don't think I

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Speaker 2: have a treasure still time isn't there still time to

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Speaker 2: get myself a treasured statuette? My mom stuck it back

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Speaker 2: on with condensed milk? What do you know what next

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Speaker 3: It condensed milk.

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Speaker 2: I know there are always like there are so many

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Speaker 3: Aren't there what you can use to use with apple

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Speaker 2: But I don't know condensed milk could be used to

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Speaker 2: mend treasured statuettes. So for ornaments, we've also got cavee

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Speaker 2: for knitting needles. When we were young, my brother and

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Speaker 2: I used to play sword fights with one's knitting needles. Okay,

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Speaker 2: possibly go wrong, Michelle. She was so mad when we

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go to work. Jacqueline here, good morning,

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Speaker 3: Jacqueline morning. All right, So eight is out of breakages.

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Speaker 3: What have you done? What have you got for us?

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Speaker 4: I have f for fireplace. Years ago, when I was fourteen,

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Speaker 4: So we're like, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. So when

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Speaker 5: A scene of an exit step brothers, Dewey, Let's break

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Speaker 5: a coconut on the mantelpiece indoors, yes, yes, opening them

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Speaker 4: Yes, we thought that might be best to wait to live,

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Speaker 3: Was the only outcome that was going to happen there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well at fourteen we didn't really think about it.

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Speaker 2: Did wreck it, Ralph were they just went around the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, But we finally.

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Speaker 3: Got it open, delicious coconut milk.

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Speaker 4: No, well, it's spilt all over the ground and we

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Speaker 4: No where is you? Two thinks?

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Speaker 3: All right? So what have you broken? Have you got something?

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Speaker 3: Eight z of breakages?

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Speaker 3: Eight a set of breakages? What have you broken? What

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Speaker 3: Eight to zet of breakages on nine four one four

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Speaker 2: thought they were real fancy. Yeah, just I'll take it

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Speaker 2: snapping the antenna off. They've only got round to forgive.

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Speaker 3: Me this year. It happened in the eighties. Uh, I

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear a story that involves breakages

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Speaker 2: and human skin? Oh?

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Speaker 3: How high up the body? What's working in a burns unit?

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Speaker 3: And I see you. We used to have night deliveries

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Speaker 3: of donated skin. I didn't know, like a dead person's organist.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't see anyone else walking around the streets.

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Speaker 2: One night we were not too busy, we decided to

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't need to know.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get to the breakages.

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Speaker 3: Kelly, Hi, Hi, Kenny, Kelly, what have you broken?

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Speaker 7: Well, I'd just like to preface this and say this

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Speaker 2: We'll just have people dancing around and people's skin, and

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Speaker 7: Was only legal within the family. But many many years ago.

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Speaker 7: It would have been in December, because I remember the

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Speaker 3: We don't have this now, do we. The mantle pieces

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Speaker 2: And yeah, it's just a landing sport for junk now.

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Speaker 3: But our parents had ornaments, the knickknacks, Yeah, like the cow.

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Speaker 7: Jug I think there may have been a matching piece,

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Speaker 7: not impressed at all. And I'm pretty sure lined all

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Speaker 2: My sister it was like some sort of dad firing line.

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Speaker 3: Lining up now, going to bring money here. None of

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Speaker 7: And Dad would always say, we don't want to know

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Speaker 7: to know who did do it.

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Speaker 3: You can't handle the Dad truth.

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Speaker 7: Nobody would admit to it. Of course, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. I love that, Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Great story. Do you know what, I'll give you a

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Speaker 2: pair of tickets? You want to go to Red Hot

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Speaker 2: Summer Tour? Okay, thanks, You're off to Red Hot Summer Tour.

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Speaker 2: Concept of a lifetime with simple Minds, Ice House, Noise Works,

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Speaker 2: Dwyl Breathway, you've wont your tickets, you can buy them

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Speaker 2: right now a ticketmaster, Kelly, thank you very much the story.

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Speaker 2: Have a great weekend.

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much, you too, good on him.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Paul. So what have you broken from? Eight

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Speaker 6: I broke something beginning with h house, an.

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Speaker 3: Entire house, crack open a coconut on the house? Were you?

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Speaker 6: I was working for earth Moving, a demolition company on

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Speaker 6: to demolish a house. And when we got there, curtains

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Speaker 6: I pretty much got blown off and said, yep, yep,

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Speaker 6: you got the right address. In a couple of days,

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Speaker 6: And on the third day, well, I was putting the

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Speaker 6: where's my house? I said, what do you mean? This

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Speaker 6: I did not put the demolition order. And I rang

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Speaker 6: up the boss to go through your paperwork. He's going, no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: I got an irate person in the same way demolished

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Speaker 6: the house was three doors down nice, unbelievable. So they

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Speaker 3: For condensed milk.

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Speaker 6: Well had all their family fights and all their personal

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Speaker 6: closing down. But he resurfaced under another business man. But

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Speaker 3: That's what we take us out out that game, you

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Speaker 3: know those Wow, this is an incredible story, Paul.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the whole house. I was on the isle of

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Speaker 3: And how much were they able to get from the

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Speaker 6: They got some of it back because bugger all of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not you didn't put half in the puff,

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Speaker 2: and I blow your house back together again.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. I went back to claim d you

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Speaker 2: And you had an irate man on your hands.

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Speaker 3: My favorite line, what's happened to my house?

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Speaker 2: Pray none of us here ever get to say those words,

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