WEBVTT - MINI! Is this the best or worst dog ever? 🐕

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday afternoon on the pickup Britt, Laura and Mitch. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Chemist Warehouse heading today great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I have realized if I was a thief, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the sort of person I would be. There is a

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<v Speaker 2>man that's going viral. He's a burglar in San Diego

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<v Speaker 2>in America. The police haven't caught him yet, but they

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<v Speaker 2>have this footage of him robbing a house that's gone viral.

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<v Speaker 2>They're desperately trying to track him down. He walks into

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<v Speaker 2>this open lip garage in San Diego, so it's open.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, ah, it's an invitation. I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 2>flog some stuff. So he walks in and then this

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<v Speaker 2>big dog comes running at him. So he's like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, this is going to be disastrous. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>a big labrador.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like really friendly, welcoming labradors. Yeah, So the labrador

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<v Speaker 2>runs over to him, and there's footage of him stopping

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<v Speaker 2>the burglary to say hello to the dog. So he's

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<v Speaker 2>robbing his house.

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<v Speaker 1>What a useless dog? He sits down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, wait for it, he's won out.

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<v Speaker 1>What a useless robber.

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<v Speaker 2>He sits down and starts to pat the dog. The

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<v Speaker 2>dog's rolling over like the dog's bad, the burglar's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>This hole set up is bad. But the reason it's

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<v Speaker 2>going viral is what he's saying to the dog. Have

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to the conversation they're having, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're the coolest dog I've ever known, I love

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<v Speaker 1>you too.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't steal the dog, I love you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, he's in the middle of stealing someone's house. Objects

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<v Speaker 1>in their.

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<v Speaker 2>House, no, in their garage. So he went in there

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<v Speaker 2>to steal a thirteen hundred dollars electric bike, which he

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<v Speaker 2>did in fact steal after he stopped to play with

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. Anyway, he's telling the dog over and over

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<v Speaker 2>again how how cool it is and how much he

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<v Speaker 2>loves it, and he's like, oh my god, I love

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<v Speaker 2>you too, like they're having a convo. Then he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got too much shit? How do you have so

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<v Speaker 2>much shit in your house? Why do you all have

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff to the dog. He's talking to the dog,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he goes, dude, you might be the coolest

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<v Speaker 2>dog ever. And then he gets on his bike and

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<v Speaker 2>rides away. So he does eventually steal the bike. It

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<v Speaker 2>would be so mad if that was my dog, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, you useless ball of fluff, you trader.

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<v Speaker 1>Has he been caught.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But because because of the fact that he stopped

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to the dog, they've actually got enough footage

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<v Speaker 2>to catch to catch it. But if he didn't, so,

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<v Speaker 2>in fact, the dog might have known exactly what it

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<v Speaker 2>was doing. He's like, Hey, I just need to get

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<v Speaker 2>the still look over here, I'm going to roll my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a smart tactic. Be cute, get him on the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or just be a proper dog and attack him

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<v Speaker 2>and then he won't steal anything in the first place. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but if someone was going to rob my house,

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<v Speaker 2>that is how I would want them to treat my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't want them to be angry or vicious. I

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<v Speaker 2>would want them to love it to death and then

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<v Speaker 2>take whatever. So when I say angry and vicious, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mean the human.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the dog. Yeah, at the human the house.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I was in my teenage years, we had

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<v Speaker 2>a her name was Lily, a Rhodesian ridgeback. She was

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<v Speaker 2>sixty six kilos. This is the biggest, Like, that's my weight.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was a beefcake. Well, they're lying hunters, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>they are. And she was inside the house and somebody

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<v Speaker 2>broke into our house. They jumped the fence and they start.

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<v Speaker 2>They got all the way to our glass door and

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<v Speaker 2>came into the house. When Lily woke up and went

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<v Speaker 2>psycho chased them out of the house. They were running

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<v Speaker 2>for their life. They jumped this big aluminum fence, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like six foot tall, and Lily, like a bulldozer, ran

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<v Speaker 2>straight into the fence. The whole fence, I'm talking twenty

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<v Speaker 2>meters of the fence went down and she chased them

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<v Speaker 2>down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't okay. I almost think maybe it needs to

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<v Speaker 2>sit somewhere between Lily and a retriever, somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>In the middle. All right, next on the show. As

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm in my Hot Girl era. I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>the gym every single day. I went to the gym

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and I did not work out once. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened at the gym. I've actually got the images

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<v Speaker 1>of what went down at the gym yesterday. Should I

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<v Speaker 1>show them to you? I've got them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do we want to see photos of you at

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<v Speaker 2>the gym shirt off was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was definitely on I want to see getting hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this was a big moment at the gym

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<v Speaker 1>for me, and I'm being celebrated. It's actually quite BEAUTIFU

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<v Speaker 1>or text on the pickup