Speaker 1: Wednesday afternoon on the pickup Britt, Laura and Mitch. Thanks
Speaker 1: to Chemist Warehouse heading today great savings every day.
Speaker 2: I have realized if I was a thief, this is
Speaker 2: the sort of person I would be. There is a
Speaker 2: man that's going viral. He's a burglar in San Diego
Speaker 2: in America. The police haven't caught him yet, but they
Speaker 2: have this footage of him robbing a house that's gone viral.
Speaker 2: They're desperately trying to track him down. He walks into
Speaker 2: this open lip garage in San Diego, so it's open.
Speaker 2: He's like, ah, it's an invitation. I'm going to go
Speaker 2: flog some stuff. So he walks in and then this
Speaker 2: big dog comes running at him. So he's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is going to be disastrous. But it's
Speaker 2: a big labrador.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: They're like really friendly, welcoming labradors. Yeah, So the labrador
Speaker 2: runs over to him, and there's footage of him stopping
Speaker 2: the burglary to say hello to the dog. So he's
Speaker 2: robbing his house.
Speaker 1: What a useless dog? He sits down.
Speaker 2: Oh no, wait for it, he's won out.
Speaker 1: What a useless robber.
Speaker 2: He sits down and starts to pat the dog. The
Speaker 2: dog's rolling over like the dog's bad, the burglar's bad.
Speaker 2: This hole set up is bad. But the reason it's
Speaker 2: going viral is what he's saying to the dog. Have
Speaker 2: I listened to the conversation they're having, because.
Speaker 1: Because you're the coolest dog I've ever known, I love
Speaker 1: you too.
Speaker 2: He didn't steal the dog, I love you too.
Speaker 1: Wait, he's in the middle of stealing someone's house. Objects
Speaker 1: in their.
Speaker 2: House, no, in their garage. So he went in there
Speaker 2: to steal a thirteen hundred dollars electric bike, which he
Speaker 2: did in fact steal after he stopped to play with
Speaker 2: the dog. Anyway, he's telling the dog over and over
Speaker 2: again how how cool it is and how much he
Speaker 2: loves it, and he's like, oh my god, I love
Speaker 2: you too, like they're having a convo. Then he goes,
Speaker 2: you've got too much shit? How do you have so
Speaker 2: much shit in your house? Why do you all have
Speaker 2: this stuff to the dog. He's talking to the dog,
Speaker 2: and then he goes, dude, you might be the coolest
Speaker 2: dog ever. And then he gets on his bike and
Speaker 2: rides away. So he does eventually steal the bike. It
Speaker 2: would be so mad if that was my dog, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, you useless ball of fluff, you trader.
Speaker 1: Has he been caught.
Speaker 2: No, But because because of the fact that he stopped
Speaker 2: to talk to the dog, they've actually got enough footage
Speaker 2: to catch to catch it. But if he didn't, so,
Speaker 2: in fact, the dog might have known exactly what it
Speaker 2: was doing. He's like, Hey, I just need to get
Speaker 2: the still look over here, I'm going to roll my bag.
Speaker 2: Look at the camera.
Speaker 1: That's a smart tactic. Be cute, get him on the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or just be a proper dog and attack him
Speaker 2: and then he won't steal anything in the first place. No,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if someone was going to rob my house,
Speaker 2: that is how I would want them to treat my dog.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want them to be angry or vicious. I
Speaker 2: would want them to love it to death and then
Speaker 2: take whatever. So when I say angry and vicious, I
Speaker 2: don't mean the human.
Speaker 1: I mean the dog. Yeah, at the human the house.
Speaker 2: So when I was in my teenage years, we had
Speaker 2: a her name was Lily, a Rhodesian ridgeback. She was
Speaker 2: sixty six kilos. This is the biggest, Like, that's my weight.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: She was a beefcake. Well, they're lying hunters, that's what
Speaker 2: they are. And she was inside the house and somebody
Speaker 2: broke into our house. They jumped the fence and they start.
Speaker 2: They got all the way to our glass door and
Speaker 2: came into the house. When Lily woke up and went
Speaker 2: psycho chased them out of the house. They were running
Speaker 2: for their life. They jumped this big aluminum fence, it's
Speaker 2: like six foot tall, and Lily, like a bulldozer, ran
Speaker 2: straight into the fence. The whole fence, I'm talking twenty
Speaker 2: meters of the fence went down and she chased them
Speaker 2: down the street.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's the dog.
Speaker 2: You won't okay. I almost think maybe it needs to
Speaker 2: sit somewhere between Lily and a retriever, somewhere.
Speaker 1: In the middle. All right, next on the show. As
Speaker 1: you know, I'm in my Hot Girl era. I'm at
Speaker 1: the gym every single day. I went to the gym
Speaker 1: yesterday and I did not work out once. In fact,
Speaker 1: what happened at the gym. I've actually got the images
Speaker 1: of what went down at the gym yesterday. Should I
Speaker 1: show them to you? I've got them.
Speaker 2: Okay, do we want to see photos of you at
Speaker 2: the gym shirt off was.
Speaker 1: It was definitely on I want to see getting hands.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this was a big moment at the gym
Speaker 1: for me, and I'm being celebrated. It's actually quite BEAUTIFU
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