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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Tokyo twenty twenty one Olympics.

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Speaker 3: Did they start on Thursday?

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Speaker 2: Most anticipated Olympics Everwoods and I have no idea perfect

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Speaker 2: were good broadcast?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I know it is anticipated, but I think you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: obviously it's under a bit of a cloud.

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Speaker 3: Under a viral produces a mouth in it Friday?

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Speaker 2: This Friday?

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Speaker 3: Is it Friday?

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Speaker 2: Perfect? Perfect? I was staying up for that anyway, the

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Speaker 2: uh so so so so they've Actually I want to

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Speaker 2: ask you every a question. Get about mateo anyone?

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Speaker 5: A six?

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Speaker 2: Five?

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Speaker 6: Ye?

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Speaker 2: How did your parents try and mitigate or reduce your

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Speaker 2: intimacy as a teenager? All right, that's a question thirday

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Speaker 2: one of sixty five? How did your parents try and

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Speaker 2: mitigate or reduced your intimacy as a teenager? And the

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Speaker 2: reason I'm asking that is because the Olympic Committee have

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Speaker 2: introduced a way to try and stop athletes sleeping together,

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Speaker 2: which I think, to be honest, is a bit of

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Speaker 2: a tragedy in a lot of ways, because I think

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Speaker 2: if you are going to the Olympics, then you've earned

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Speaker 2: the right to compete for your country and be at

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Speaker 2: it like rabbits for two weeks with the other people

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Speaker 2: in the village. That's the way that it goes. You

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Speaker 2: rock up.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the big perpoks have been an Olympian.

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Speaker 7: I reckon, you get to go to this village where

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Speaker 7: there's similar aged people that.

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Speaker 6: Are fit, healthy, attractive. Yes, you come together and I

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Speaker 6: mean you gather together. That happens and then you know,

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Speaker 6: you go from dorm to dorm. I manin, Yeah, you do,

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Speaker 6: absolutely you do.

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Speaker 2: That's what we hear every Olympics and that's the idea

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Speaker 2: and apparently it's a bloody hoot. But what they've done

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Speaker 2: in Tokyo, these Japanese engineers, and they're savvy, there's no

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Speaker 2: doubt they're savvy. They've installed these beds in the Olympic

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Speaker 2: village which are made out of cardboard.

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Speaker 3: That's not stopping anyone.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, well, so there's so they're made

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Speaker 2: out of cardboard and the idea is that they're going

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Speaker 2: to support just one person's body weight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the reasoning behind it.

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Speaker 7: So it's like if you bring a second person, you'll

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Speaker 7: break the bed and then we know you're up to

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Speaker 7: no good.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean they'll do it on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Will Well, we're not all grubs like you would.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't thought.

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Speaker 7: I would like to say, I'm sorry, but it's been

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Speaker 7: four years of hard training.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you meet them.

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Speaker 2: It's not like they've abstained from having sex in that

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Speaker 2: four years.

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Speaker 7: Though some people do training, they take the training very

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Speaker 7: very seriously, don't get into relationships, and then all of

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Speaker 7: a sudden you can knock on your door from the

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Speaker 7: finish synchronized swimmer called Holy a.

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Speaker 3: Bizarre name for a finished girl. But you get past that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, and I don't care if my bed is

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Speaker 7: made of marshmallows.

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Speaker 2: Marshmallows would be quite delighted the dream they put that

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Speaker 2: through on the first coffee. But they're like, no, two

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Speaker 2: wi is, they'll just stay in the dorms. So I

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Speaker 2: know they've gone with the cardboard.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I only supports a single person, which can I just

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Speaker 2: say again, like, you've got these athletes in there. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure if you've seen the size of some of those.

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Speaker 2: You hammer throwers or wrestlers and whatnot. Where big boys

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Speaker 2: or summer wrestling is an Olympic sport. I wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: thought so, but but you know, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: there's a huge discrepancy in these tiny gymnasts. You got

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Speaker 2: fourteen year old to you know, wait, fifty kilos. Or

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Speaker 2: of course at the other end you've got you know,

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Speaker 2: weightlifters weighing one hundred and sixty kilos.

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Speaker 3: How are they going to be supported by a cardboard box?

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Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is is if you're if you

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Speaker 2: weigh seventy kilos and you know, the max waits one

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty because they've got a weightlifter who's one

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty, and you've absolutely solved the problem playing.

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Speaker 7: So what you're saying is for the trim and small athletes,

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Speaker 7: it's just pumping.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. My stocks have just risen. Absolutely, I'm under sixty

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Speaker 3: five kegs.

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Speaker 2: So that's going to be the question. It's going to

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Speaker 2: be a bit controversial when you're walking through the Olympic village.

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Speaker 2: Don't run, you know you're kead? How much do you weait?

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the lim ptology, it's not nothing personal, but

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Speaker 2: we don't want to be doing it on the floor.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, look, I actually think that's quite a good

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Speaker 2: idea to try and reduce intimacy. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: gags to one side. There woulds?

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Speaker 7: Did your parents try to stop you from from getting Yes,

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Speaker 7: your teenage.

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Speaker 2: Years, there's a door open policy for a while there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Classic, that's a classic one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And I also and I had a single bed

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Speaker 2: for a very long time. That was enforced on me.

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Speaker 7: I remember that the King single you used to it

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Speaker 7: was a king It was just nothing.

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Speaker 3: It was a standard scene. You're only defense. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: what are you single?

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Speaker 2: Well that's the way to try and say to prospective

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Speaker 2: prospective suitors as well.

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Speaker 3: Did it?

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Speaker 2: Don't you worry about it?

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Speaker 3: Though it's a king signal only royalty him.

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Speaker 2: What methods did your parents employ to try and stop

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Speaker 2: you being intimate as a kid? I used that word

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Speaker 2: kid liberally obviously, I mean in your younger years, guys,

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Speaker 2: teenage years, well potentially who knows, who knows? Woods you

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Speaker 2: might still be living with your mother and you're thirty

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Speaker 2: five and she doesn't like you doing the horizontal greased

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Speaker 2: weasel tango in the room next to hers, so you know,

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Speaker 2: maybe she plays her opera very loudly. We take that

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Speaker 2: call our producer Ja. The reason, sorry, the reason we're

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Speaker 2: talking about this is the International Olympic Committee have employed

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Speaker 2: cardboard beds in the new Olympic village that can only

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Speaker 2: withstand one person's weight, and I imagine is a bit

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Speaker 2: of a hassle to dunk the dingers on.

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Speaker 3: What of broken beds? I reckon after the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll wait and see, wait and see. Maybe maybe

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Speaker 2: maybe they'll stick to their own dorms. Who knows who

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Speaker 2: you gotta be COVID do they have to have do

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Speaker 2: they have to have sex with a mask on? But

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Speaker 2: that would be a ridiculous question. Actual a friend of

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Speaker 2: COVID friendly village, of.

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Speaker 3: Course they do.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, But a friend of mine was saying that,

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Speaker 7: He's like, no, it's also to keep my mask on.

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Speaker 3: Bloody more on anyway, LJ.

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Speaker 2: It is a respiratory disease though like it's it's transmitted

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Speaker 2: by the air. But I think if you're an air assault,

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Speaker 2: that's the word I was after. If you with someone

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Speaker 2: it's not on STI, it's on st I would I

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Speaker 2: reckon that would be anyway, we'll get someone on talking

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Speaker 2: about to get a doctor on actually mask on, pants off? Right, anyway,

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Speaker 2: Let's let's go to produce because LG. Your parents used

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Speaker 2: to employ some methods to stop you being intimate as

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Speaker 2: a teenager.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So if I had a boy around to the house,

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Speaker 1: I had to keep my bedroom door open at all

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Speaker 1: times so that we couldn't get up to any mischief. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: my mom and dad didn't realize at the time that

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Speaker 1: I was actually figuring out that I was gay. My

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's round, the door would be closed.

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Speaker 3: Well, no idea funny got them.

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Speaker 4: The joke is on them. Oh God, At what point

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Speaker 4: did they realize? And while we were always closing the

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Speaker 4: door when the women were coming over, we're playing lego again.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to be able to hear you out.

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Speaker 1: There, My son pumps off.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Mandy on thirty six five. Mandy,

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Speaker 2: how are you going? Your parents tried to mitigate intimacy

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Speaker 2: through a technique they did fire away.

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Speaker 8: So I had a boyfriend when I was about eighteen,

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Speaker 8: who I'm now married to. I'm nearly forty. Oh thank you.

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Speaker 8: But yeah, so when he came around and started staying over,

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Speaker 8: my dad's a pretty hard man with a lot of rules,

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Speaker 8: and we were sitting down to dinner before we went

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Speaker 8: to bed, and he asked my boyfriend at the time,

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Speaker 8: is he allowed sleeper and does he move a lot?

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Speaker 8: And my boyfriend kind of said no, not really, I

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Speaker 8: don't think so. He said, Oh that's good because I'm

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Speaker 8: going to tie a pair of bells around you ankles

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Speaker 8: tonight where you go to bed, and then we'll say

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Speaker 8: good night and see what happened that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Many bells around the ankles. Wouldn't that be exciting? Though?

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Speaker 7: Trying to keep the ankles still? Willn't that just be wild?

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Speaker 7: Not the movie A quiet place?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is woods. Let's go to Joe. You don't

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Speaker 2: think that'd be excited trying to keep your ankles still?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, think about it. You know what do you mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it. I just think about it.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jody here. For anyone who's six to

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Speaker 3: five Jody.

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Speaker 2: He's probably he's probably targeted the wrong thing, isn't he?

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Speaker 3: Well, where do you want to tie?

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Speaker 2: You wanted to tie around the dingers, just around your

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Speaker 2: hips or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, without your hips you'd be in you'd being striped.

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Speaker 3: Not you, you're estabfished. Let's go to.

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Speaker 2: Taking calls. What methods did your parents employ to try

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Speaker 2: and stop you being intimate as a teenager. We've got

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Speaker 2: Jody who's joined us, Joe's your parents. Your parents tried

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Speaker 2: to mitigate you being a bit saucy as a kid mate. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So basically when I was a young teenager, you know,

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Speaker 5: starting to find my way in life, and I worked

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Speaker 5: out that the shower was a fun place to be.

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Speaker 5: The shower, yeah, just you know, the shower heads.

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Speaker 2: Oh a midnight for you.

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Speaker 5: But my mother called wind of it. I'm not really

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Speaker 5: sure how, maybe because I was just having really long

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Speaker 5: showers and the next day when I went to go

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Speaker 5: and have a shower, she basically twisted the shower heads

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Speaker 5: so that the water wouldn't be able to come out there.

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Speaker 5: And she said it's just not necessary.

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Speaker 2: Oh she took the whole shower head off.

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Speaker 3: Yep, she would just not necessary.

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Speaker 2: How long were you in the shower for Jody?

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Speaker 5: Look, I'm not going to allow it was probably a

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Speaker 5: good half an hour.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 8: You know you want to