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Speaker 1: What do we got, Matt?

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Speaker 2: Your lunchbox? Bro? Sorry, your lunch what?

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused? What are we all laughing at?

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Speaker 2: I missed the joke. What did you find in your

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Speaker 2: school bag? Sorry? We said school bag?

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Speaker 3: Keywords with school going back, Matt, I have found something

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Speaker 3: in Oscar's school bag from last year?

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Speaker 2: Is that what we're talking about, is that we're all

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Speaker 2: laughing to me about we had a bit of a

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Speaker 2: plan of attack.

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Speaker 3: You said lunchboxes really threw me off, and then he's

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Speaker 3: got hungry and you're like, what day is it today?

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Speaker 2: Where are we? Let me start this episode. I'll come

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Speaker 2: back to two notting dads. I'm mad and I'm ash.

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Speaker 2: I think, and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad, and there

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Speaker 2: relatable and we do not give advice, never have, never

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Speaker 2: will never going.

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Speaker 3: To well said you wrote that roll off as tongue,

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Speaker 3: BEAUTI thank you lunchboxes or bags, lunchboxes?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't a lunchbox, it was a school bag.

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Speaker 3: What I found in oscar school bag school going back

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Speaker 3: next week? I was trying to be organized and prepare,

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Speaker 3: so I've got oscar school bag out.

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Speaker 2: Good on you for finding the school bag. Fuck knows

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Speaker 2: where mine is.

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Speaker 3: It's on a hook because I guarted the laundry and

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Speaker 3: put a hook there for that bag specifically, good thank

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Speaker 3: you so for me.

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Speaker 1: I opened the bag up and there was a permission.

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Speaker 3: Slip in there to start a like it was like

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Speaker 3: a soccer course at school. Like it was like a

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like a training like a training camp

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Speaker 3: at school. And I was like, oh fuck, we missed that. Oops,

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Speaker 3: sorry Oscar. But also he didn't get it out of

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Speaker 3: his bag. A little bit more rummaging a certificate for

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Speaker 3: said course.

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Speaker 2: So he has done the course.

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Speaker 1: He's done the cause without a permission slip.

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Speaker 2: Has he actually done the course?

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Speaker 3: Or is he just he's got he got a certificate

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Speaker 3: that said Oscar for completing.

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Speaker 1: I married him up, did you like I could investigator?

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Speaker 2: I married them up. What an emotional roller coaster. He

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Speaker 2: would have loved that course.

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Speaker 1: Hang on a.

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Speaker 2: Second, he's finished it.

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Speaker 1: It went from like I was first, I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh I was.

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Speaker 3: I was preparing to be like, I'm really sorry, buddy,

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Speaker 3: because he would have loved that, but then.

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Speaker 2: Found he is coming from very good stock, very good

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Speaker 2: soccer stock. Yes, Ash, for those of you who are unaware,

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Speaker 2: played semi professional football slash soccer semi amateur. More, he

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Speaker 2: was in the paper photos of you running like a gazelle.

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Speaker 3: I was in a paper of an article about someone else,

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Speaker 3: but it was my pictures of that pretty much, and

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Speaker 3: I had like, also, Ashwicks plays, that's pretty much. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea what the lunchbox is for Marley

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Speaker 2: and Lola. One thing I'm a little bit nervous about

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Speaker 2: I at the time of recording, I'm yet to get

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Speaker 2: a uniform full Lola. And I'm also I'm so quiet

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Speaker 1: I'm so quiet because I'm not in it, and I've.

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Speaker 2: Been wanting to ask when does the uniform shop open?

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Speaker 2: But I'll be scared. You don't want to be that guy.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we've already got them, and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what have I missed?

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Speaker 2: So I haven't yet.

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Speaker 3: It does beg the question, Matthew, please, what have people

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Speaker 3: found in their kids' bags?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, after the marathon break that is the Christmas holidays,

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Speaker 2: I can't anymore. Gosh, I mean it's nearly over, like

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Speaker 2: imagine a ham sandwich in there after weeks in the

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Speaker 3: We should get my mom back in because I definitely

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Speaker 3: was a culprit.

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Speaker 1: I would leave anything in my everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I think when I was in high school, I found

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Speaker 3: I'd just been the whole bag and just I just

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Speaker 3: sent me to school with a stinky bag, and then

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Speaker 3: have never recovered from it, and now I'd be an

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Speaker 2: See how I made the right call, Ash, We have

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Speaker 2: a bit to get through in housekeeping. Actually. Firstly, firstly,

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Speaker 2: if you are watching this either on socials or on

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Speaker 2: the moment.

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Speaker 3: There has been a shift in location, a geographical shift,

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Speaker 2: Well, I made the mistake of not realizing that we

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Speaker 2: have the babysitter who was working today. She is looking

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Speaker 2: after Poppy Beryl's name, right, Bert, we'll call it Beryl.

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Speaker 2: I love that name. And I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's going to be a bit of a nightmare for

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Speaker 2: hours as we fat around and record this, or like

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Speaker 2: b canck her out of the house and then Laura

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Speaker 2: will you can't do that? So we're at a studio.

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Speaker 3: We are at a studio for the meantime until there,

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Speaker 3: I mean, for now, we'll just see how it goes.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm a little bit upset that I gave

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Speaker 2: you the purple backdrop. It looks very good your end.

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Speaker 1: You look great behind the green. Are you just saying

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Speaker 2: You're just saying that because you're on the magenta side.

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Speaker 2: Dam much? Oh fuck? I got a notification this morning

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Speaker 2: and I was like, what booking for QT Canberra?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I forgot Please fill everyone in.

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Speaker 2: Please fill everyone in. So if you're new here, you

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Speaker 2: wouldn't have heard the story. August I was in charge

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Speaker 2: of booking a night's accommodation in Canberra. As we're making

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Speaker 2: I've booked it for the twenty seventh of January twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty six. We could still make it. I know that's right.

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Speaker 1: We had to share a bed, and.

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Speaker 3: So you've got the note of show me and I

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Speaker 3: should do they charge you?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm too late. I'm just checking today.

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Speaker 1: How far away is camber from where we're at.

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Speaker 2: We can still make it. We've imagined it.

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Speaker 1: That why you guys. We well, we don't want to waste.

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Speaker 3: The perfect because anyone which just was live, have anyone

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Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, can we do that? You have a new message.

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Speaker 2: I think it's about two hundred and fifty bucks for

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Speaker 2: the night's accommodation at the QT. It's the qt's that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Do we know anyone in camera?

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Speaker 2: I don't think we do. That's gold completely forgot about.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we do.

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Speaker 3: It's funny, Matt, I branched out. Go on, I saw

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Speaker 3: a musical.

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Speaker 1: I saw the Book of Mormon on the weekend. Not

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Speaker 2: You're the first person I've ever heard to not enjoy

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Speaker 3: Four people in front of me left. Let me just

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Speaker 3: preface this by saying the performances and all that, that's

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Speaker 3: not my scripe, okay, because they were the effort and

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Speaker 3: how much goes into that respect that respect, the work,

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Speaker 3: the hard work. But it's more a personal preference. Too

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Speaker 3: much music, too much clapping. What do you mean you've

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Speaker 3: got to clap? I want my movies, movies and music separate, okay,

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Speaker 3: to blend them together. There's a couple of things I

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Speaker 2: I'm not a big musical kind of guy.

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Speaker 3: You, I feel like you've probably seen more than me.

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Speaker 3: I think I've been to two music Well that's one

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Speaker 2: But there was some funny.

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Speaker 3: But it's like they turned a baptism into a sexual

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Speaker 2: And that's your kind of comedy. I really like that bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of hip thrusting in that bit,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But it was sort of like musicals. They just

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Speaker 2: My mom my Mom's always like, well, why are they singing?

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Speaker 2: They do have to sing that part. I'm like, that's music.

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Speaker 2: It's a musical.

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Speaker 1: I get that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but they like also they do every at.

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Speaker 1: The end of every song, it's like a.

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Speaker 3: Like they finish, right, huh, and then everyone claps and

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Speaker 2: Must have been there must have been like a very

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Speaker 2: It was of people who clap on planes.

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Speaker 3: What's on the agenda tonight? We're going to go clap

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Speaker 3: and ruin a musical for someone else?

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Speaker 1: You got a bad crowd.

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Speaker 3: It was very long, I will say, it's just it

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Speaker 2: A break in the middle, you would have been let

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Speaker 1: I April really enjoyed it.

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Speaker 2: And you know that's all that really makes he's a dancer.

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Speaker 3: Too much music for starters, too much clapping, and you know,

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Speaker 3: because it's written by the South Park guys, right, which

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Speaker 3: they tend to go, okay, well, something is funny. How

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Speaker 3: do we push that to its absolute limits?

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Speaker 2: To its Here we go.

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Speaker 1: It was the silliest thing I've ever seen, just full style.

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Speaker 2: You're a silly guy. I know, I'm not. I was

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Speaker 2: excited to see it. It just wasn't for me. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you've seen I've been slammed online again

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Speaker 2: samed online who let me add well, I was on

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Speaker 2: Life on Cut recently, so was women instantly scared himself.

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Speaker 1: I've never met Matt.

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Speaker 2: I owned up to the fact that I didn't know

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Speaker 2: that a pad attaches to the underwear. I thought the

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Speaker 2: pad with skin. I thought it was like a band aid.

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Speaker 2: You're a very normal man, thank you. Can I also

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Speaker 2: just defend myself for a hot second and say, the

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Speaker 2: reason I don't know any of this stuff is because

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Speaker 2: I received no sexual education from my high school. They

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Speaker 2: didn't give us anything nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got kicked out of our sex head class.

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Speaker 2: Did you know the pad. No, no, So what did

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Speaker 2: you find out?

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Speaker 1: It was a trend.

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Speaker 3: There was a trend going around of men who are

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Speaker 3: all idiots who we just didn't know. And then it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think people.

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Speaker 2: People, A few people are saying, majority of laughing. A

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Speaker 1: But I don't know exactly.

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Speaker 3: You only know what you know, and if you don't know, ignorance,

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So we're all learning today, and I learned as well.

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Speaker 3: Sphere of what you're learning is that I have learned

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Speaker 1: Lovely all the time, every day of the month.

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Speaker 3: I am still not drinking at the moment. Fifty one

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Speaker 2: Fifty one? Whoa another round of applay? Please? Next weeks?

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Speaker 2: He's got the half century.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you want to see a quick what I

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: When you see like the before and after, you're like,

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Speaker 1: Go figure Wow, thank you, like you look great?

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Speaker 2: Thank you. April is a lucky lady.

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Speaker 2: It used to be a suck of shit, didn't you know?

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Speaker 1: It's like a bag of a fucking old bag of potatoes.

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Speaker 2: How did you walk around with me in public? Second? No,

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm not even doing any ad workouts.

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Speaker 2: What's happening with the obleaks? How much sexy you guys

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Speaker 3: I'm actually not struggling with it so much that I

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't worry about someone was drinking and I

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Speaker 1: I got some orios?

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Speaker 2: I had to stop. It was actually considering how many

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Speaker 2: Do you know what you like?

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Speaker 1: Looked down it like I didn't eat corn?

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Speaker 2: Was an oreo? Just like a packet of oreos. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: do we just allow this to happen? Do you like,

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Speaker 2: do you encourage that bravery or are you like you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be like, because i'd be an idiot,

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Speaker 2: said let her bark. No. I was like, let's have

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Speaker 2: She's some butterflies you don't have to do if you

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Speaker 3: you put.

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00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,800
Speaker 1: An empty hat down, people are like, well, she mustn't

443
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,480
Speaker 1: be any good.

444
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 2: Right, she's a child. Yeah, So we put in a

445
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 2: couple of there's like some Indonesian money and like Laura's

446
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 2: wallat as well put that in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

447
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,040
Speaker 2: if we find this corner. And she's like, I don't

448
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 2: want to do it, and I was like totally fine,

449
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,679
Speaker 2: don't have to do it. And Laura was like, but

450
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 2: you can do it if you want to. And she's like, okay,

451
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 2: I think I'll start. And I was like, oh my,

452
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,919
Speaker 2: oh man, god, my heart was And so she just

453
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 2: then sets a hat up and a sign and I

454
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 2: stood back. Laura's there next to me, and we had

455
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,200
Speaker 2: some of the family with us, so she wasn't just

456
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:50,119
Speaker 2: you know, singing to people walking and she starts singing

457
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 2: and I was like, holy shit, I can't believe the

458
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 2: confidence this girl. Like I would never now, I would never.

459
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm nervous now for you just telling this story. I

460
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 1: can't I can't.

461
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 2: Start singing, and people walk past, and I kind of

462
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 2: said to her, like people may ignore you. It's just

463
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 2: I just manage your expectations. Then people start giving you

464
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 2: some money. Nice and let me just give you a

465
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 2: little taste of what the song was. This is a

466
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: Million Dreams sung by Marley may.

467
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 4: Close Man, and I can see a world that's waiting

468
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 4: up for me that I call.

469
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 2: My very good.

470
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: She's in key, that's good.

471
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 2: That's good.

472
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 4: Gear through one no once been before, and it feels

473
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 4: like home. Can't talk now they can say, they say

474
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 4: it all sounds crazy. I like this so they can

475
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 4: say they can say I last my mind. I don't care.

476
00:21:54,520 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 4: I don't care if they call us crazy. It's in

477
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 4: the world that we designed, because every night A lie

478
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 4: in that the brightest colors film my head.

479
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 3: A million dreams.

480
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 4: A kid then make away, I think, cover the world,

481
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 4: Coupy vision of the one Nicy.

482
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 2: A million Dreams is all it's gonna take.

483
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 4: Or a million dreams for the world we're gonna make.

484
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: There you go blown away, There you go blown away.

485
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 1: It's givings giving for me.

486
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: It's giving. What's the name who did the opening ceremony

487
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: at Web's giving? NICKI Web.

488
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: She's very good.

489
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 2: Thank you. Someone was like I put that on stories

490
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: and somebody was like, oh, she's in in key or

491
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 2: on tone. I can't. I don't know.

492
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 3: It helps that she's got a little child's voice. It's

493
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 3: probably always in key like that that.

494
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 2: Hot against the well after War songs. I was like,

495
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: better stop this. She's making a lot of money. What

496
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: people were dropping in twenties.

497
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: No one's ever paid me twenty bucks for anything.

498
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: One guy dropped in like fifty bucks. Shut up.

499
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 3: I was like, oh god, who's just walking around with

500
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 3: fifty bucks?

501
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 2: Oh noos old people. Oh they love if you want

502
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: to busk, go to Hastings Street.

503
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 1: They're as old as that cat.

504
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: But we didn't have a permit, so oh yeah, don't

505
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: know what. But yeah, she made a good amount of coin.

506
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: It's about time these kids start paying their way.

507
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: And so I was like, okay, we better stop now,

508
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 2: and she was like, sop, what the fuck for?

509
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 1: Look at this that's full repeat. She's reat awful song.

510
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 2: She was like, I want to keep going, and I

511
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: was like.

512
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 3: Oh, that's amazing.

513
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, wow, and I've created a monster. Day two,

514
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: she's like, so I'm going to busk again today and

515
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I can't be asked go out there?

516
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 2: I like, do go through the whole big crepr head man.

517
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 2: But but yeah, she's very excited by next Where's where's

518
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 2: the next location?

519
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: Circular key? Ah, that's a classic.

520
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: I think. I think it's you have to like it's

521
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: hard for buskers.

522
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: Well, she's a child, so she probably gets away with it.

523
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 2: They get away with everything.

524
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't see any issues, foreseeable issues.

525
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 2: Don't quote me on that. So I want to buy

526
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy her a microphone?

527
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, or don't.

528
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: Oh oh god.

529
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 3: I advise against that. And here's the reason why, because

530
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 3: as beautiful as that is, having a microphone in the

531
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 3: house opens it up to anyone grabbing that microphone aka Lola.

532
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: Had dare you?

533
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 3: And you know what kids are like when they find

534
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: something that makes them sound louder.

535
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: She might be a beautiful singer as well.

536
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that she's not.

537
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying it'll be like.

538
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 3: Da day Dad or something like that, just just to

539
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 3: hear the sound of their own loud voice. Hence what

540
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 3: remember when my mother in law gave us that karaoke machine,

541
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 3: never made it at home. It's some say it's still

542
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: where she left. It had on the ground because everybody

543
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: was just.

544
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: Showering Marley and pray, And I was like, I got

545
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: to give lot some attention. You're gonna say.

546
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 3: I had to cut it down a couple of pigs

547
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: and be like, look, wasn't that great?

548
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: A couple of banknotes in there? But no Noosa was

549
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 2: great and it's regem it's a great holiday destination. I

550
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 2: will advocate for Noosa. And there's a lot of ice creamries.

551
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: I think it's got to have like the highest number

552
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: of ice creamries per capita per like one hundred meters

553
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: and anywhere in the world.

554
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: Well that a lot of old people and not a

555
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: lot of them have teeth original and a lot of

556
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 3: kids also not much teeth.

557
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, the majority of meals are in cream force.

558
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,239
Speaker 2: It's yeah, if you want ice cream, and lots of it,

559
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: multiple flavors. Hastings Street, Yeah, what about Gelado? No, there

560
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: is Jelata the ally Can.

561
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: I get the roast beef?

562
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: Every second store is an ice creamery and so we

563
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: finished dinner at the RSL one night, and we thought

564
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: we'll go for a nice walk down Hasting Street and

565
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 2: we'll get an ice cream. Lovely right. Also, we'll just

566
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: say that there's an hour difference, so six o'clock in

567
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 2: Nosa is actually seven o'clock Sydney time. Yeah, they're our behind,

568
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: which you kind of forget. But then all of a sudden,

569
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: you know, we're getting this ice cream and I'm like, oh,

570
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: it's now seven o'clock. It's like eight o'clock for the kids.

571
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: Haven't really acclimatized. But we thought we're a Nosa hustle

572
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 2: and bustle. We'll go for a walk down Hasting Street

573
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 2: with an ice cream in hand. What a beautiful moment.

574
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still be light.

575
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 2: Very quickly, Poppy starts losing it. She's transitioning to the bottle,

576
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 2: doesn't want Laura's tit anymore. So Laura can't feed the baby.

577
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: Laura's holding Poppy. Laura wants to go on the prem

578
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: You can't go on the prem because it's for Poppy.

579
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: And Lola starts to lose it a little bit, and

580
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 2: very quickly as we step further and further down Hasting Street.

581
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: The kids are just getting more and more worked up.

582
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 2: Happened so quickly, that happens so quick, in a blink

583
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: of an blink of an eye. One second we're all there, laughing, smiling,

584
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: cheering on buskers on Hastings Street. The next thing chaos.

585
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: I've started to do it back to them, I'll be like, happy,

586
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 3: happy head, and I'm like, I'll be quiet and just

587
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 3: change the mood.

588
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, and then we're happy again.

589
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: Just keep guessing on the toes, yeah, keep it, you know.

590
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: They can be all happy and whatever. And then the

591
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: slightest thing happened. Like we were around a pool, right,

592
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: and Oscar wasn't swimming at the time, but he had

593
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 3: like just shorts on.

594
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: It got a little bit.

595
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: Wet, meltdown. It's like, bro, you just got out of

596
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 3: a body of water.

597
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 2: What's the drop going to do? Anyway? Key. We were

598
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 2: just outside this restaurant which was massive, and it was

599
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: packed people dining on the street on the footpath. And

600
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 2: as we're there and Laura's wrangling a four month old

601
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: who's absolutely hysterical, Marley's run off because she's upset about something.

602
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: I think ice cream dripped on the top and Laura's like,

603
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 2: don't run away from me. And then Lola's their going

604
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 2: I want to be in the pram and I'm like,

605
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: you can't go on the fucking pram because you're almost five,

606
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: you're not a toddler. And she's like, I hate this family.

607
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: And I was like, shut up.

608
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: All on the street people having their like in ice

609
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: cream forma, there's nothing but ice creams, and.

610
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: They're like, is that Laura from life? And so I'm

611
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: rambling with Lola and when me and Lola are in

612
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 2: a tiff, you know, the gloves are out, and Lola

613
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: looks at me straight in the eye and goes, I

614
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: wish I was adopted in front of all these people dying.

615
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: What did you say? Under my breath? I was like,

616
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: you are.

617
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: Now, how quickly you can turn your whole family can

618
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 3: turn into a bunch of savage And then I went.

619
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: To Laura and I was like, I told you we

620
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: shouldn't have gone for a walk each other. I didn't

621
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: want to go for the walk.

622
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 3: Yeah you're fucking did Oh my god, do you want to?

623
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: This is on you.

624
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 5: It's always like the next step to just turn on

625
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 5: your partner, Like, just off the back of that, I

626
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 5: don't know if you're the same as me, but I secretly,

627
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 5: if April makes plans, I secretly want them to fail.

628
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 2: Is that toxic? Like it was like we're gonna go

629
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: do this. I'm like, okay, and.

630
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 5: Then we go and do it and it goes wrong,

631
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 5: and I'm like, told you that was a good idea, secretly, like,

632
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 5: please go wrong, please.

633
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: Go I was so on board with the war when

634
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 2: it was going completely up. I was like, you're happy now, Laura.

635
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: I told you we shouldn't have done this.

636
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: Is this what you wanted? Is this what you wanted?

637
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: We could have been our home right now, the kids

638
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 2: in bed. But look, look where we are. I don't

639
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: even know where Mary is.

640
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: AVer's got a good nag of like if we go

641
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: to the beach, you'll complain about something immediately, like and

642
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 3: I take it personally because I've dragged us to that

643
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 3: specific beach based off the wind or whatever. I've just

644
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 3: got to the point where I'm like, you decide, hoping

645
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 3: it's an absolute please be susnaby, it's a train ring

646
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 3: and I can be like, see, you need me more

647
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: than you think.

648
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's my toxic trait.

649
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: But I love that you went with it's snowballed into

650
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 3: you two just in an argument over whose fault it is.

651
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: And are you happy now? Of course I'm not happy. Yeah,

652
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: you can. You can't put a price on having melt

653
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: it down. Very good, ma'am.

654
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: I've got something for you really quick, just really quickly.

655
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 3: Have you ever you go to the shops with, say,

656
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: one kid, because it's much easier with one and kids

657
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: love to pick things up in the shops, which a lot.

658
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: Most of the time I might put it down. I

659
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 3: spend the whole time to say, put it down, stop it,

660
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: put it and put down. I went to the shops

661
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: with Macy and she picked up I was in Kmar

662
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: and she picked up a little bunch of fake flowers

663
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 3: and it was just me and her, and I thought,

664
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 3: whatever she can hold onto those, no one's going to

665
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 3: get hurt in there. And do you often find yourself

666
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 3: if you're in that situation, it's easier.

667
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: They've grown to an.

668
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: Attachment to whatever it is they have, right, yes, and

669
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: you just think it's.

670
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: Just easier to buy it if it's something small.

671
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 3: She's not walking around with walking around with the Mercedes,

672
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 3: and she's like, please.

673
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: It's a path of these resistance. You're like, whatever, five

674
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: bucks or a bunch of flowers. Yeah, by whatever. Yeah,

675
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: And like I know that as of tomorrow, she'll never

676
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: think of these things ever again.

677
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 3: Exactly right, Sore, I needed to get a few things

678
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 3: for the house.

679
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: We're sort of perusing.

680
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 3: Came out as you do because there's always so much

681
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: to look at, because also you also feel like the

682
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 3: richest person on earth.

683
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: He's like, I could have thought that I could buy that,

684
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: I could buy that, well, fuzzle puzzled, I can buy

685
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: two of them, but then no more because he'll be popped.

686
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 3: And you know, we were walking around and I just

687
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not even going to say anything. I'm

688
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 3: just going to say, hey, scan them right, fourteen dollars.

689
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: Jesus, And at that point came out, that's that's got

690
00:31:59,640 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 2: to be.

691
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: I know what you can get for fourteen dollars that

692
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: came on a bike. I could get pretty much anything.

693
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 3: I could get home gym, pretty much, bro. I could

694
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 3: get an ice machine for that, I get ice cream machine.

695
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: I could get air fryers.

696
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: Was not sponsored, by the way, No, it's not but

697
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 2: I was like, fourteen can I give a photo of

698
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: the flowers? I will show you in a moment. Yes. Sorry.

699
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 3: So I'm in a debate with myself there where I'm like,

700
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 3: now do I pick the argument?

701
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: Because I thought two bucks?

702
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: You know you can't add the till fake flowers.

703
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I was buying a whole hedge that.

704
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: Will last a lifetime.

705
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: That's true.

706
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: What you do? Well, what do you think I did?

707
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: I bought them? Yeah, good, good, as you should. How

708
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: do you say no to that? Oh my goshutch your outfit?

709
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: I know.

710
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: I was looking at him like fourteen bucks, come on,

711
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous.

712
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 3: And I was nearly going to bargain with her, to

713
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 3: be like, hey, what instead of those flowers, what about

714
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 3: a kind of surprise or something?

715
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh god, no, we're the flowers.

716
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: Now, they're in a vase bars from it's it's a

717
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: drink bottle.

718
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: I spend fourteen dollars on a flowers. I'm not buying

719
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: a vase as well.

720
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 3: She wanted one bit rich coming from you, where's your

721
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 3: money buy up? But it begs a question as well,

722
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 3: have you have you taken the part of leash resistance

723
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: with anything notable? Does it anything come to mind where

724
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: it's like it's easy to buy it and they're not

725
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: realizing how expensive it is.

726
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 2: Kids like beef jerky today. Yeah, I was getting petrol

727
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: and beef jerky.

728
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Wow, I got a beef beef just straight up protein.

729
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: It's bad for kids. I don't know. I don't know.

730
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: It could choke. I guess I love it really salty.

731
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: I when I was a kid and we were grocery

732
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 3: shopping with my mom, I remember I came across a

733
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: hula hoop, so me and my sister sus we had

734
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: hula hoops.

735
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Mom, go and get the hula hoop.

736
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 3: It was a similar situation from what I recall is

737
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 3: that we just the path of lease resistance. Just let

738
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 3: these kids have these what thought were like a dollar

739
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: crappy plastic little hoops. The last I can't remember how

740
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 3: Oh they didn't last because I didn't make it home

741
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: because we went to scan it and it was like

742
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,760
Speaker 3: fifteen bucks a hoop.

743
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: And we're talking early to mid nineties.

744
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: I bought four hoops the other week, how much five

745
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 2: bucks each? See, and we're going to the wrong hoop shop.

746
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: But they were shit quality. Yeah, okay, they kinked, they kinked,

747
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: but I remember the kink. They never come back.

748
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 3: I remember that my mum is very much obviously previous

749
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 3: generation where it's like pretty black and white. It's either

750
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: I was getting it or I wasn't, and most of

751
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 3: the time I wasn't getting it. But it was like

752
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 3: I remember the look on my mum's face and it

753
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 3: was like nope, like no remorse, Like she was taking

754
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 3: something that I had grown fond of.

755
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: Bucks.

756
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so in this instance, I thought, what.

757
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 2: Could have been ashly the hul hoop?

758
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 3: I could have been a hula hoop and champion and

759
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: do you know what, mum, I still can't loop and

760
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 3: I remember the thirties, late thirties now, thank you anyway,

761
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 3: how do you say no to that? And she looks

762
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 3: Mace's quite you know what she's like. She's very quiet,

763
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 3: she's very reserved.

764
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: She's quite easy. It would have been easy for me

765
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: to be like, no, come on, you.

766
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 3: Know, and like she's a bit of a pushover. I'm

767
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 3: gonna be honest, but she is a pushover and Oscar

768
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: has started to take advantage of that too. What do

769
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 3: you mean I've found myself in a situation where Oscar,

770
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: my eldest, is throwing his younger sister under the bus

771
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 3: for everything.

772
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: A couple of examples.

773
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 3: Around the corner from my place, there's still some land

774
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 3: with horses on it random I know, a bit of

775
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 3: a like they're obviously sitting on it to make money

776
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: off developments.

777
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: Old is there, but.

778
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 3: The horses are there, and there's a little sign that says,

779
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 3: if you're going to feed the horse carrots and apples.

780
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 3: Only fair enough, because they could easily be like donate

781
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 3: no cap no.

782
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,959
Speaker 1: But someone's obviously.

783
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: At one point giving it chocolate cake and ship it

784
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: up something like that.

785
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: But was it you? Someone at some point was obviously

786
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: walking home from the right next to the McDonald's and

787
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: gave it a big mac and it loved.

788
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: I tell you right now, they're depriving that horse.

789
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 2: Was his beef.

790
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 3: Anyway, So one family day whatever it was a weekend, like,

791
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 3: what should we do.

792
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: We'll ride our bikes down and.

793
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 3: We're going to feed the horse. I got a bag

794
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 3: of carrots here, okay, bag of carrots. Let's get down there.

795
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: Get down there, pull up as a horse. I'm feeding

796
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: the horse and the kids are like whoa, you know,

797
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: they're a fucking big animal. They are like, well, this

798
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: is so cool. I was like, do you want to

799
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: feed him? And yeah, Mason wants to feed him. You go,

800
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: Mace and he.

801
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: Was like it was like s official, lamb. She was

802
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 2: like what hit? The second it was he like please,

803
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: you don't please, don't please.

804
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 3: It was like it was like yeah, yea, Macey will

805
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: do it like just straight up anyway.

806
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: Then that's so that's one instance.

807
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,959
Speaker 2: Because they can never you got to wear the flat hand.

808
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: The thumbs always creep in with kids and you're like,

809
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: what flat hand, flat hand, and the horse will take

810
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: a thumb off easy, those chompers. Explained to me flat hands.

811
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 2: I was lollipopping it hand. Oh, flat hand?

812
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Is that where the old feed the pony comes from?

813
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

814
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 3: Oh, because I'm like, Macy, hold it up. She doesn't

815
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 3: have a hand anymore. It's not an ice cream, but

816
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 3: I treated it like an ice cream anyway.

817
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: People driving by and be like, oh my god, that

818
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 2: kid's gonna listen arm.

819
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, flat hand.

820
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: Next time she's a little tipped. Any parents out there feeding

821
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: wild horses, Yeah, so he's doing it.

822
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 3: In that instance where he's not brave enough, so he's

823
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 3: just like Macie'll do it.

824
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: It's throwing her under the bus there.

825
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 3: But then also when they're getting in trouble, which is

826
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 3: a classic for kids to do, so I'll paint the

827
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 3: picture for you, I go in to give him a

828
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 3: kiss good night. Oscar is on the top bunk and

829
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 3: he did have a texter right, just like a He

830
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 3: was finishing coloring something in and I thought to myself,

831
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: he's fine, never really thought much of it, and then

832
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 3: it gave a kiss good night, gave Macy a kiss good.

833
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 2: Night, went to bed.

834
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 3: The next day, they come in the morning and they

835
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 3: both got texture on them, the same color that they had,

836
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, you silly buggers, like it

837
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 3: was you know what, really easy to wash off of skin.

838
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 3: And then a couple of hours are gone past and

839
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 3: I hear ape we'll go Macy, and I was like,

840
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 3: oh fuck, someone's in trouble.

841
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: So we all hid as we do because he was crazy,

842
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 1: a lunatic.

843
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 3: She is out of control, She's not really I just

844
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 3: winked Matt anyway. I was like, oh fuck, someone's in trouble.

845
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 3: So we all went to investigate.

846
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 2: She's on a period as well.

847
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: I looked at the joking I did.

848
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 2: It was a joke.

849
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 3: I did look at the calendar and I was like,

850
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 3: we're on here, guys. I was like, okay, here we go.

851
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 3: Someone's in trouble and it's mazy and me. I was like, yeah,

852
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 3: I was getting in trouble.

853
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: She had drawn all over her bed on the sheets.

854
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

855
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: She was like who had the text? And Oscar just

856
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 3: goes Macy Macy only. And I looked at Oscar and

857
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: I was like, bro, you have texture all over your hands.

858
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: You were literally just being caught red handed. Okay, So

859
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: he just threw her under the bus like she had it.

860
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 2: I never had it.

861
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: Whatsowever, and like, it is all over your hand?

862
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 2: You were holding a texta right now? Yeah?

863
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 3: And then I also, you know how I've been having

864
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 3: a crack about how he weighs like eighteen kilos but

865
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 3: stomps around my house like he's a baby elephant.

866
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: And I get the shits with it.

867
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 3: And I spoke to downstairs about it and I was like, hey, sorry,

868
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: just so you know, I'm trying to coach him out

869
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 3: of it. He weighs nothing. I don't know why he's

870
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 3: so heavy footed. And then we were downstairs.

871
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 2: And is he though I've seen him more, bro, he's like.

872
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: Up the hallway.

873
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, we range downstairs and I'd already spoken to him,

874
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 3: so he was clued on to what was going on.

875
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 3: And he was like, all right, so which one of

876
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 3: you kids is stomping? And Oscar Macy He's gone, it's

877
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: buddy Macy, you.

878
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: Know, and like again, you've thrown her under the bus.

879
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: Not cool. That's what siblings do. I know.

880
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 3: But I'm like, come on, bro, like man up, own

881
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 3: up to it, you know, like, what do you and

882
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 3: feel the wrath of April? I don't think so actually

883
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: yeah no, no I'm thinking about it.

884
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 2: Don't do it. Don't do it, so whatever it takes.

885
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: But like he weighs nothing.

886
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 3: Like we went to the pool the other day and

887
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 3: he goes, oh, Dad, I'm going to do a belly flop.

888
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, you probably got to have a

889
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: belly to do that, bro, what is it going to

890
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 3: be a rib flop?

891
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: Because you literally are just dick and ribs.

892
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 2: He's just like, whack did was he just floating?

893
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: He's like a lily pad?

894
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: No, he did sink.

895
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: He's actually very good at belly flops. He ever grows

896
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: a belly, it's going to be outstanding anyway.

897
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 3: So Oscar is in the phase of throwing Macy under

898
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 3: the bus for absolutely everything because he's scared. I'm gonna

899
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 3: put it down, Matt. I think we deprived people of

900
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 3: it last week. Let's go to some list of questions

901
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 3: because his parents out there have just spent six or

902
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: so weeks with their kids and they've got questions that

903
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: need to be answered. Look, we're not educated to answer

904
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 3: the but we'll give a go.

905
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 2: We'll give it a go. This is actually a question.

906
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: We just set it up to be like we give

907
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: it this little listener. I have a question. I'm taking

908
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: you back up the listener. Yeah, that was it. My

909
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: question is this could be controversial. I would love to

910
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: hear your take on it as someone who was impartial

911
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: to the holiday that I.

912
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 4: Was just on.

913
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've come to the right person.

914
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: Thank you. Well. I think when you were at a

915
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 2: hotel with a big pool and there's lots of kids playing,

916
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: if you are a family that has brought toys to

917
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: the pool and those toys are sitting pool side, unattended.

918
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: You're with me, I am? Is it just expected that

919
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: other children will play with those toys? Those toys have

920
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: to inadvertently become communal.

921
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: I think they do become communal, thank you, because kids

922
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 3: have a mind of their own and they don't understand.

923
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: They see toy at tunnel vision, if you will.

924
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: They have no sense of ownership.

925
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: They see the toy that they want to play with.

926
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: Where the etiquette comes in is what the parent of

927
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 3: the kid who is using the toy, that's not theirs,

928
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 3: how they are about it. If they're like, hey, if

929
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: it's okay to play, then we'll.

930
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: Make sure that we hand it back after Yeah, make

931
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: sure you look after the toy. Of course, if the

932
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 2: child wants the toy back, that is theirs to begin with,

933
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 2: you have to like kind of wrap it up. Yeah.

934
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 3: I think the parents that own it also need to

935
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 3: have a responsibility to be like, look, it is your toy, yes,

936
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: but you do ask for things back, you don't take it.

937
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes. So there were some pool noodles by the pool,

938
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 2: classic pool toy, absolute classic of a pool to so

939
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 2: many uses for that pool. How long a poo noodle's

940
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: been around for Ash I'd love to know when were

941
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 2: they invented?

942
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: Who invented the pool?

943
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 2: Invented the pool noodle? That's another We should bring out

944
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: a line of pool noodles.

945
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: Yes, two doting noodles.

946
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 2: The design has not changed in decades. But pool noodles

947
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: sitting there by the pool, and Lola, who's not a

948
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: great swimmer, she's like, oh, a bit of swimming apparatus

949
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: that I can have to assist me with my stroke.

950
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: So she grabs it. But there is a mother next

951
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 2: to the pool, I want to say, two meters away

952
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: from the pool noodle, and I was like I could

953
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 2: have just let her take it, but I was like

954
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: excuse me, and she was like yes, And I said,

955
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 2: do you mind if we just if she plays the

956
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: pool noodle? There's also four there, and she was like

957
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 2: what I at this stage, Lola has already got the

958
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: pool noodle. And I was kind of like, you know,

959
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: and if if your child wants it back, we'll give

960
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 2: it back. But can she just have a little, a

961
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: quick little play with it? And she was like, oh, ok,

962
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: all the bosses are going to be happy about this one.

963
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you fucking mean? Like,

964
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 2: give up? The pool noodle.

965
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: You can't.

966
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 2: You can't be holding the pool noodles pool side with

967
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: no one playing with them, like that's fair. Gay. If

968
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 2: you don't want to put them next to your day bed,

969
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 2: don't leave them poolside. Yeah, don't put them in the

970
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 2: in the vision of children.

971
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: If you don't want to share them. First of all,

972
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: who's the child in your house?

973
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: There he is?

974
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: But second of all, if you don't want to, and

975
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: you're very like, okay, well, I.

976
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 3: Don't know, well, I don't know what the instance might

977
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 3: be that it's like, it's not it's not on You're right,

978
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 3: you say to your kids, hey, when you're done, you

979
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 3: bring them back and we put them with our staff.

980
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: Not leave them pulside when there's four year olds rowing

981
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: around who don't quite understand. And then you even you

982
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: even politely asked that you've gone.

983
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: Way above, over and above.

984
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: You could have easily been ignorant as bliss again and

985
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: let it happen, turn a blind eye, and then wait

986
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 3: and wait for the parent to be like the other parents.

987
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: So what would if she have done if you didn't.

988
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: Ask you want the pull noodle back? Yeah, good luck,

989
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 2: get it off my child. Yeah.

990
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: But like that's what I mean, Like, what what what

991
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,439
Speaker 1: is she willing to do for that pool?

992
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 2: I could have just should have just let take it.

993
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: She can handle herself. Yeah, all this a fucking noodle.

994
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: Then she's playing with it and the lady's just watching me.

995
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh like this is so awkward. I'm just being watched.

996
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm playing with loler and the noodle and

997
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: she's right down. I'm like, that's so weird.

998
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: Back in a second, doing it wrong. Maybe she's a noodle.

999
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 2: There was another family there who had like multiple toys.

1000
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: He had like a boogie board. They had those little

1001
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 2: toys that they dropped down to the bottom of the pool.

1002
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: They would just throw them in the pool there and

1003
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: be like, hey, we'll pick them up this afternoon. They

1004
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: had a day where they left pool toys everywhere.

1005
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 3: We were in Bali with like other families, and there

1006
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 3: were other families obviously staying as we there as well.

1007
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: It just became a big communal toy gathering of that.

1008
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 2: And it's like it's a beautiful thing.

1009
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: Like unless the items that the child cherishes like Oscar.

1010
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: And Elma only heirloom.

1011
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, if you're going on holiday, you don't

1012
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 3: take the good ship with you on holidays. It's it's

1013
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 3: like going camping at a festival. You leave the fucking tent,

1014
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, same thing you get there.

1015
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: You've got a bucket and spade at a resort on

1016
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: the beach or whatever, and other kids are playing with

1017
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 3: an all distracted and you get to have a drink

1018
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 3: with potentially maybe some new best friends.

1019
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't see a problem with it. Just know

1020
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: that you're contributing to other people having an amazing holiday.

1021
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 3: You should have torn that noodle up in front of her.

1022
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 3: I did, Thank goodness, Thank good Someone needs to stand

1023
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 3: up to these noodle people.

1024
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 2: That should be on the hotel pool rules.

1025
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: If you bring toys, expect to share them.

1026
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 2: There you go.

1027
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: You to hear first, fair enough. This one's actually from

1028
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: a listener.

1029
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 2: Okay, thank god? Can listen have a question? Sorry, maybe

1030
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 2: next episode.

1031
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: Realdles and stuff like that.

1032
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a question from a listener.

1033
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 3: What is the etiquette of when it comes to pulling

1034
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 3: out of kids birthday parties.

1035
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 2: I've got Lola's birthday party coming up, and I'm so nervous.

1036
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 2: I haven't yet locked in details for a last.

1037
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 3: Actually happy birthday to Lola because this episode will come

1038
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: out and it will be her birthday.

1039
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: I think we will do it the week after her birthday,

1040
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: so then she has she could be like a get

1041
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: together for the school friends. Cool, but I think, gosh,

1042
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: like it'll break my little heart a little Lola if

1043
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 2: they don't turn.

1044
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 3: Up, because I remember last party that she had. It

1045
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 3: rained in the morning and she was like, is anyone

1046
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 3: going to come? And I was like, well, the rain

1047
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 3: was my way out of it, but then it cleared up.

1048
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: But on the one hand, I also think, like when

1049
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: you got a kid very temperamental, you know, it's easy

1050
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: to use them as an excuse if you just can't

1051
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 2: be asked as a parent. I use them to get

1052
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 2: out of things every time. Yeah, everything, But I I

1053
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 2: think if you've committed before.

1054
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 3: You give an answer, let me give Let me give

1055
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 3: a couple of different scenarios. Say you're pulling out before

1056
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 3: the day of what's the etiquette.

1057
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 2: There has to be a valid excuse. Child has to

1058
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: be in a life threatening situation.

1059
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 3: Days before day days before Yes, I stand by that,

1060
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 3: you've got real hard.

1061
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: What about day off? They they got to be dead.

1062
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 2: There's a heartbeat.

1063
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 3: You are going, yeah, there's a death in the family,

1064
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, it's the child that's end of the party dead.

1065
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: No will has got to be a good excuse if

1066
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: you're just being a bit like you can't be asked

1067
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 2: as a parent because there's a hard work for the parents.

1068
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. Yeah, if your kid's contagious, that's valid. Gastro,

1069
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 2: that's fine. That's fine, Gastro is that's like the joker

1070
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 2: card of yeah, of excuse.

1071
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: I nearly got the perfect out to a party the

1072
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 3: other day so close.

1073
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 2: What was it?

1074
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 3: It was weather, but where the end of our street

1075
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 3: floods and it flooded, and I was like, I've got

1076
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 3: to go get proof that I can't come to this party.

1077
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 2: I can't even get out of my street. This is trapped.

1078
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 2: This is beautiful, this is perfect.

1079
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 3: It's worked out perfect because I didn't want to go

1080
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: in the first place, because I knew where it was.

1081
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 2: It's a very noisy place.

1082
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 3: What was it therl but no, but the playground is

1083
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: indoors at the echo.

1084
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: They've got no sound.

1085
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: Bound very sensory. I'm very suggested bowling once with the

1086
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: kids with action and it was like I suggested throwing

1087
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: them into like live volcano.

1088
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 3: Like volcano every time, and I was like, this is

1089
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 3: the perfect out to this. But but the fucking council

1090
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: turned up, didn't they And they released the drain.

1091
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: We was gone.

1092
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 1: Did you say for your old birthday party?

1093
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 2: Release the drains?

1094
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: And it was like when Moses part of the sea,

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Speaker 1: That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: Religious.

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Speaker 3: I just saw the Book of Mormon, a calf's seen

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Speaker 3: a one week and it was all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: it was like the sun came out and I had

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Speaker 3: to go to this party sober.

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Speaker 2: But think about thinking, you've just made that child's birthday.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just just know if you're a parent, didn't

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Speaker 2: even see the child.

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Speaker 1: It was in the playground whole time, and they did

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Speaker 1: the cake.

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Speaker 3: When I went to the bathroom, I got nothing out

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Speaker 3: of that.

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Speaker 2: I got nothing. Yeah, your cup was not filled.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all I got was a bunch of people questioning

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Speaker 3: why I don't have a drink in my hand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fucked. But think about the children next

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Speaker 2: time you're considering cancling a bouthday party? Think of that

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Speaker 2: poor child. Yeah, and also the effort that the parents

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Speaker 2: have gone into the wasted the wasted goodie bags. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The way I see it is if I'm throwing the

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Speaker 3: party and someone cancels, I just think more cake for me.

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Speaker 3: You do like cake, more cake wares, party bags for me,

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Speaker 3: less children.

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Speaker 2: I actually we were going to do pairants, I know,

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Speaker 2: to call out, as we often do. We went a

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Speaker 2: little bit over time, so we aren't through your pair ants.

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Speaker 2: If you have submitted them, they are great. They're fantastic.

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Speaker 2: There is no critiquing of the quality of the pair rants.

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Speaker 2: They are great. I've got some words to say about that.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be in next week's episode.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, Yeah, yeah, I'm looking for It's a good

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Speaker 3: time to get things off your chest. And it felt

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Speaker 3: like I have I had missed it. Yeah, and now

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Speaker 3: it's back. Now it's back, and I feel much better.

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Speaker 2: And we have lots to get through next episodes. Who

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Speaker 2: just know that they are not being ignored. You would

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Speaker 2: never do that to you. But if you have enjoyed

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Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 3: peoples today.

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