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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Ah travesty.

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Speaker 2: He's just a wide eyed person of the night. That's

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Speaker 2: just the way I roll. Christian O'Connell bringing the call

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Speaker 2: since seventy three.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, It's a Christian O'Connell show. Tuesday Morning,

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Speaker 2: God one o four point three. Good morning, Patsy morning,

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Speaker 2: Good morning producer Rio, Hello Patsy, how are you? What

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Speaker 2: have you been up to?

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Speaker 3: Oh? My god?

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Speaker 4: Never again. I went to DFO yesterday, one of the

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Speaker 4: DFO outlets.

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Speaker 2: Who starts to week like that, I'd rather go and

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Speaker 2: have root canal surgery. Oh what were they to pick up?

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Speaker 4: I had to get a mirror. I got this gorgeous

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Speaker 4: mirror for like, it's so cheap there, everything's so cheap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they lure you in, and then once

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Speaker 2: you're in, it's heart to leave.

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Speaker 4: It was a click and collect, and I'd left it

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Speaker 4: for a few weeks and I thought, I've got to

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Speaker 4: go and get it today. So as soon as I

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Speaker 4: by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, I'm interested. What kind of mirror have you got?

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Speaker 4: It's quite stunning. It's a black quite sunning.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say something, it's quite stunning, this mirror.

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Speaker 4: It's like a third of the price. Very happy with it.

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Speaker 4: But I had to go and get it yesterday. And

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you've ever tried to make your

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Speaker 4: way around those places.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been dragged. Dragged is the only way I've

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Speaker 2: been to that one. There's one at Maraban and there's

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Speaker 2: one yeah, Essendon Fields. They all designed the same way

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Speaker 2: in that strange prison yard circle.

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Speaker 4: It's like a pentagon.

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Speaker 5: It's like a.

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Speaker 2: Pentagons around in a circle that they don't know how

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Speaker 2: to leave, Like they're in a centrifuge. It's just and

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Speaker 2: they're stuck to the edge of the washing sh you

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Speaker 2: don't how to pull yourself off.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's like you turn another bend and you think

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Speaker 4: maybe the shop I need is Oh no, it's not.

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Speaker 4: It's another alleyway of.

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Speaker 2: About human nature. How we can be hacked very easily

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Speaker 2: with a neon sign in felt tip that says forty

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Speaker 2: one percent off today. You're like, even if you want

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Speaker 2: there to get pans, my wife will just walk towards

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Speaker 2: that like with her arms are stretched up. The second

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Speaker 2: coming like like a.

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Speaker 5: Moth to a flame.

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Speaker 2: We need some pants, like do we? They're all panny

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Speaker 2: at the moment. They haven't deep hands since yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Would be trouble.

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Speaker 4: This is the trouble because I was found. I was

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Speaker 4: going getting luid into shops and I did like I

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Speaker 4: went to Peter Alexander. I bought three pairs of pajamas.

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Speaker 2: So there there to get a mirror. Genius. Really how

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Speaker 2: they design it fiendish, isn't it. Why do you need

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Speaker 2: that many?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. They were twenty five dollars a set.

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Speaker 5: It's a good deal.

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Speaker 2: Get them. Please don't tell me you were doing what

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Speaker 2: my wife does. She's starts stop pinding. Now when there's

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Speaker 2: something really cheap for Christmas, I do.

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Speaker 4: I've got what I call the prize cupboard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. My wife came back to the day

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Speaker 2: and I went, what the hell are those? She goes,

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Speaker 2: I hide them here. Now, I say, it's barely April.

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Speaker 2: Easter Bunny hasn't been yet. We get ready for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: We've only take the tree down from last.

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Speaker 4: I've got all the nieces and if you sorted.

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Speaker 2: With me, yesaw, the big sales and discounts save now

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Speaker 2: pay less it Christmas.

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Speaker 4: I'm only saving you money.

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Speaker 2: So how long were you there?

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Speaker 4: Two hours? Oh my god, I had to I stumbled

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Speaker 4: across the food court at one point and I had

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Speaker 2: They're like, you're not a marathon refuelings.

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Speaker 4: But then I got the mirror. This gorgeous darling.

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Speaker 2: Dragging around the mirror was she's sort of getting accumulating

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Speaker 2: other stuff lugging around this rather splendid mirror.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think very well. I didn't think it out

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Speaker 4: from the back with my purchase, the box was a

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Speaker 4: meter by a meter. There's no trolley's there. So I said,

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Speaker 4: oh dear, my car's like fifty city blocks away, and

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Speaker 4: she said, that's right, I'll get the gourney and i'll

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Speaker 2: And I said, oh, because you got to make small talk,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, carry the mirror rather just lug it, even

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Speaker 2: if it took the rest of this week to get

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Speaker 2: of how is retail at the moment? Is it busy?

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Speaker 2: Did you like that something.

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Speaker 5: To be quiet today.

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Speaker 4: Oh but we were busy.

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Speaker 2: On the weak, which is busier a Saturday. I'll break

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Speaker 2: that down. Was it nine to eleven, eleven till one?

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Speaker 4: So anyway, we got to the car. That was really

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Speaker 4: nice of it. But then the ticketing thing was busted

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Speaker 4: so no one could validate their ticket. So I got

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Speaker 4: a boomgate and of course I couldn't get out.

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Speaker 2: And you have they're going through like you did last week.

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Speaker 2: You have to go find the little buzzer and wait

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Speaker 2: an hour for anyone to wake up in India or

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Speaker 2: Bopa wherever they where. They are trapped in there out

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Speaker 2: against their will. They sound so miserable. Who wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: where their whole job was speaking to people stuck at

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Speaker 2: boom Second time, I reckon, they're just one person, not

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Speaker 2: the wizard was doing running all the boomgaser around the world.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, I got a situation in Vancouver, a very

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Speaker 2: polite Canadian who's stuck right now.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: One of my kids has a long history of accidentally

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Speaker 2: spoiling surprises in my house. My wife has been the

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Speaker 2: last couple of days, Oh we've got some Oh, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I pulled off the best surprise for your birthday.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, hey, don't say anything more, just

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Speaker 2: you know, let's just wait until we get to Thursday. Okay. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I'm faring my fifty year old lowest to her her job.

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Speaker 2: Now she's got a part time job. Now, Patsy, she's saying,

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Speaker 2: she mother's help.

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Speaker 2: They're called where they go around. You're not a nanny,

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Speaker 2: but you're kind of like what you work in there

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Speaker 2: while the moment or dad are normally there as well

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like jack, like a side kick exactly.

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Speaker 2: So she does three hours on a Monday. So I

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Speaker 2: was taking her there yesterday, right, and she goes, you're

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Speaker 2: excited about your birthday, literally like dead eyed like that

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Speaker 2: like that. You don't know how many years he's got

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Speaker 2: left with us. You know, at the moment, they're dropping

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Speaker 2: like flies because your birthday. And I was confused though

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Speaker 2: she's not even remotely interest. You're looking at TikTok and

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Speaker 2: I went yeah, yeah, and she goes, you know, you

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Speaker 2: know about the botanical gardens. Then ah, well, I know

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Speaker 2: nothing about that. She goes, oh. I said, what is

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Speaker 2: I said, why would I? I don't know what's happening,

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Speaker 2: And she goes oh. I said, listen. You know we always,

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Speaker 2: my wife and I always say we don't say the kids, hey,

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Speaker 2: listen to keep this a secret, and say, look, we

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Speaker 2: don't have secrets, but you cannot cannot. I will act.

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Speaker 2: I will convince everyone. I will even convince you come Thursday,

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Speaker 2: because I'll be terrified that somehow it will sour my

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Speaker 2: birthday that I didn't say something, speak up, or it

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Speaker 2: will somehow be a bad situation. So we just say nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I will act. But I don't even know what's going

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Speaker 2: on with the botanical guys. But I now that obviously

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Speaker 5: Was she remorseful?

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Speaker 2: No, got out the car, slam the card or not.

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Speaker 2: They've been doing for all their lives to slam that.

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Speaker 2: Would I close the car doors blazing round?

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Speaker 5: I always think it's like the end of the world

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Speaker 5: my dad's It is not just the doors closed off, the.

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Speaker 2: Hinges getting all the way out. No, they're not like that.

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Speaker 4: Care for those ripped one of their handles off.

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Speaker 2: One any day they're away from just ripping off the

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Speaker 2: so tense now at the next couple of the day

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to go So I didn't even hear

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Speaker 2: the words botanical, what forgo? That's too much. I need

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Speaker 5: This Kissoos in that car. It looks like a star

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Speaker 2: a famous person in a car, in a tinted car.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you've got to guess who is I understand

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Speaker 2: why yesterday some boso said Billy Ocean. That is gig pigs.

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Speaker 2: Radio has scrambled people's brains, don't they were secret sound

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Speaker 2: and muck like that. It's Binny Ocean play Billy Ocean.

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Speaker 5: Choice as well on them.

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Speaker 2: I'll not have your one thousand of the Norbeat guaranteed.

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Speaker 2: All right, you gotta listen out, trouble work out who

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Speaker 2: is the star in the tinta car? And what song

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Speaker 2: are they listening to? Nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 2: four three? Who is it today? Is it again? Not

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Speaker 2: Billy Ocean? Bye? Oh, genuinely dress this is a cute.

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Speaker 2: See I've never heard that person like that. So posh

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Speaker 2: as well?

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Speaker 7: Who is it?

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Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast?

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Speaker 5: Giessoos in that car? It looks like a star? You kissus?

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Speaker 2: The one thousand dollars up for grabs? Did the person

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Speaker 2: each day in that centsed car? Who is it this morning?

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Speaker 2: By genuinely?

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Speaker 1: Just a.

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Speaker 8: Zero?

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Speaker 2: We all turn up in the car, you know. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's take some guesses. We got Dawn here, Come morning, Dawn,

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Speaker 2: how are you? I'm good dorn at dawn?

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Speaker 3: Guess is a Victoria Beckham.

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Speaker 2: It isn't Victoria Beckham. No, it's not Victoria Beckham. I

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Speaker 2: don't think I've ever heard of speak actually smile all right,

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Speaker 2: saucer of milk and there cats, because you're about Poe

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Speaker 2: or smiles little punch on the way out. Good morning Christian,

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Speaker 2: Good morning, super Si, super Si. Who is the star

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Speaker 2: in that tinted car?

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Speaker 7: It has to be the gorgeous Nigella Lawson.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what she is? I interviewed once. I

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Speaker 2: felt like a gushing schoolboy. Okay, I couldn't listen to

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Speaker 2: Oh triple threat. No it's not Jella. No it's not Nigella.

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Speaker 2: She would never swear my friend. No it's not her. Okay,

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Speaker 2: One clip this one? Yeah, we get this a bit.

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Speaker 6: We just did it.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Who is this in the car?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Genuinely?

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Speaker 6: Just this?

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Speaker 2: Carry good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm going, Carrie? And how are you this morning? Kerry?

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Speaker 7: I'm excellent.

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Speaker 2: Thank you? All right, Cary, who do you think it is?

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Speaker 2: a good day you. Adam.

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Speaker 6: Hello, yep, Adam, Hey, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hi? How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? Rebecca? Tell me she's good? Is it? Olivia Coleman?

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Speaker 2: What makes you think it's the great Olivia Coleman? Brilliant

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Speaker 7: Sort of clue and also I watched her.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, well last not own not Lady Gaga, which

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Speaker 2: someone curiously called in about go figure. Hey, how it

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Speaker 2: is early, Rebecca. You won a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: You are a legend.

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much for that.

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Speaker 5: It made a difference today.

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Speaker 2: Good luck, Rebecca, get your deposit together.

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Speaker 7: Okay, thank you so much for that.

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Speaker 3: Really appreciate it, all.

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Speaker 2: back tomorrow with an Easy One Team, an Easy One.

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Speaker 2: This has put Lady garg go in tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, we're tending your calls there. We're looking for street

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Speaker 6: In with them.

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Speaker 7: There's the Summer Iron Made and twenty two, a Kosher Avenue,

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Speaker 9: Baker Street in Richmond, Copperhead Road that was out of

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Speaker 8: There's a yellow block road during Victoria.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for street names that are also

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Speaker 2: song titles. Brett, good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 6: How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Brett, So what have you got for us?

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Speaker 7: Telegraph Road in a little place called Beira Gara in

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Speaker 2: Brilliant great song by Dire Straight. Yes, Telegraph Roads.

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Speaker 3: From these same Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Millennials won't even know who dire Streets were, but back.

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Speaker 7: In the day, and well a little bit of trivia

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Speaker 7: Christian Telegraph. Right is the side of the proposed Youth

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Speaker 4: Oh hot is a beautiful little town out of it,

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Speaker 4: you'd love it, Christian. There's a really fancy restaurant that

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Speaker 2: How is that going to coat with a big festival

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Speaker 7: A farmer is leased down his land every year on

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Speaker 7: The issue where the falls was with a fire risk

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Speaker 7: So where where it's going goes down.

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Speaker 3: In the morning.

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Speaker 2: And Brett, can I ask you how do you know

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Speaker 2: all this? She's so plugged in. How do you know?

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Speaker 7: I just live around the corners.

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Speaker 2: For free, corresponding, Yeah, well we'll come and crash at

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Speaker 7: Come out, yeah, I'll be able to hear it from

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, you killed Brett. Have a good week.

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Speaker 6: You're welcome you too.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Brian.

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Speaker 7: Wing Quasions.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what's your your soul for? There's also a

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Speaker 6: It's actually a road in Victoria called three Jane Road,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Underland now treating toname winds Crime please d'

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Speaker 2: A great spot, right, thank you very much to give

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Speaker 2: Can be somewhere here in Victoria anywhere in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday we stumbled into something big. Chop tops are getting smaller.

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Speaker 5: Yes, say it ain't so.

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Speaker 2: We had a chilling account yesday from a former theater

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Speaker 2: land barman Rio who can confirm chop tops are shrinking.

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Speaker 5: Chuck tops are definitely shrinking. They were bigger around the

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Speaker 2: And what a time to get your chopped tops. That

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Speaker 2: would have been the heyday, the golden ear of chuck tops.

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Speaker 2: You should have been here then, Pummy, you would have

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Speaker 2: loved it. Here signs of a football day. Well then

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Speaker 5: Fit it in your mouth. Now you get these tiny

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Speaker 2: And we had a lot of calls yesterday. Sheeple, wake up, sheeple,

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Speaker 4: I bought two packs of pinterns and there was only

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Speaker 7: Wading wills when I was a kid. I could have

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Speaker 7: more bider going to be chick and go into a

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Speaker 7: chocolate tamus. Now I can eat four of them and go, okay,

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Speaker 7: where's the next one. I'm a red frug enthusiast. Back

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Speaker 7: in the day, we used to get red frogs were

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Speaker 6: There is a McDonald's fiasco going on.

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Speaker 3: The size of big macs have produced.

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Speaker 6: The Big Mac is now no longer big.

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Speaker 7: It's a regular Mac.

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Speaker 6: It's what's the names?

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Speaker 7: What's going on with this big We're getting ripped off?

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Speaker 5: A fiasco?

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Speaker 2: All right? So Rio has been conducting darkweb independent research

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Speaker 2: yesterday after the show about this. It's called something.

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Speaker 5: It's a thing, Christian. It is a thing. It's not

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Speaker 5: an accepted practice that we are not aware of. It

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Speaker 5: is a tactic cord shrinkflation.

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Speaker 2: Now, what happens in shrinkflation.

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Speaker 5: Shrink flation bit by bit, imperceptible to the naked eye.

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Speaker 5: They reduce the size of chocolates one day, just maybe again.

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Speaker 2: We do that with a show over the next couple

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Speaker 2: of years of my contract. Well, I just shave off

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Speaker 2: a minute a month. Suddenly I'm doing a killer seven

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Speaker 5: And companies like all sorts of chocolate companies, confectiony companies

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Speaker 2: On fair, we're not getting more for that.

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Speaker 5: Now we're getting less. Christian shrink flation.

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Speaker 2: Barely perceptible to the human eye, but.

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Speaker 5: Not to ours. We picked it up. Yeah, shrink flation

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Speaker 5: can be up to twenty percent. While prices go up.

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Speaker 5: Shrink flation is also going up.

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Speaker 2: But mean hard facts, hard facts.

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Speaker 5: Toddler own bars used to be two hundred grams, now

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Speaker 5: a mere one hundred and seventy grands.

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Speaker 2: That's not a mountain range. Tetley Tea your number tea.

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Speaker 5: Bags one hundred grams you now they're eighty eight grands.

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Speaker 5: I can't even say it.

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Speaker 2: My god, it's so emotional. There's some tea in this bag.

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Speaker 2: Those monkeys don't come down the slopes of India with

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Speaker 2: that lovely tea leaves. My teasers.

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Speaker 5: The Fun sized bag are very fun. One hundred and

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Speaker 2: The green size of Fun Universe is one hundred and

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Speaker 5: Now no one's having it's a frown sized bag. It's

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Speaker 4: No, teasy, what happened to the eighth grams?

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Speaker 2: How many more of these? Job me to do? Just

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Speaker 2: too more?

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Speaker 5: Weep itis the beloved Australian Week.

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Speaker 2: Because that's missing a bit less of that muld.

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Speaker 5: Sprinles which we thought two hundred grams down to one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get your hand in that tiny little

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Speaker 5: And one final one tim tams or toilet paper sheets.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is getting bigger. It might just be that,

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Speaker 2: just seeing how it's tracking, probably our backsides are getting bigger.

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Speaker 2: That's all it is Tim tams. This country's run on Tim.

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Speaker 5: TAMSIM countries run on tim tams.

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Speaker 2: I just said that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll trying to buy some time. As I founded

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Speaker 5: on the sheet there, it is down to bor room.

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Speaker 5: There used to be eleven, Now they are just nine.

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Speaker 2: Christian, my god, they're removing our tim tams while we're asleep. Sheep,

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Speaker 2: all wake up, sheep, all wake up now. Patsy's husband

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Speaker 2: Chris has I identified a few other areas that we

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Speaker 2: weren't aware of. We'll get his report next. Well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Chris Patsy's husband, The Werribee Love God is on the

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Speaker 2: cave about shrinkage gay listeners.

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Speaker 10: We're talking about things that are getting smaller. Well, I'm

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Speaker 10: convinced my jocks and belts are getting smaller, but we

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Speaker 10: can't fact check that, so we'll move on. I've long

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Speaker 10: suspected that pots and pints in pubs are getting short

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Speaker 10: change and getting smaller. I also think that Vanetta ice

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Speaker 10: creams are getting smaller. I always used to buy Petrina

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Speaker 10: one of those when she was sick, and there's a

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Speaker 10: lot less chocolate than them, and they're a lot shorter

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Speaker 10: than what they were. I can't remember what the drammage was,

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Speaker 10: but I'm convinced they're getting smaller.

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Speaker 2: I'm with Chrystal about Fionetta. They are definitely smaller than

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Speaker 2: it used to be. My other question about that side

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Speaker 2: question is who the hell when they're not feeling very well? Quote,

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Speaker 2: feeling sick requires a Vanetta the creamiest.

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Speaker 4: When I used to get laryngitis and he brought me

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Speaker 4: home on to You know, when you just need something,

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Speaker 4: some ice cream, and you've got like tonsal is shit,

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Speaker 4: but you.

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Speaker 2: Just need plain ice cream. You don't need yummy. I

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Speaker 2: remember the first must run a friend's house and his

476
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Speaker 2: parents were quite posh, and they brought out the Vianetta

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Speaker 2: for the first time. And when we're going home to

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Speaker 2: my parents, my dad got so angry because I was like,

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Speaker 2: why haven't we got Viennetta? I pulled Daddy worked like

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Speaker 2: a fifteen hour day in a car factory. It was

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Speaker 2: really expensive. Then we couldn't afford it. I remember. I

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Speaker 2: remember thinking, this is what the Queen was saying. She's

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Speaker 2: got so much money, she can just afford that, like

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Speaker 2: seven days a week, and it's no biggie. She's just laughing,

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Speaker 2: probably wasting half of.

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Speaker 4: It this special occasion, I think them Yeah.

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Speaker 5: For the Queen, And that's right, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Anita's on the line. Good morning, Anita, Anita, what is

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Speaker 2: getting smaller?

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Speaker 9: Well, I was having some ice cream at mom's house,

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Speaker 9: as you do, and she usually buys a tub. Well,

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Speaker 9: just something that we do together, anyway, we both I

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Speaker 9: noticed that it was softer, just in texture. Anyway, I

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Speaker 9: just happened to mention this to one of the one

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Speaker 9: of the guys at work, because I think they were

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Speaker 9: talking about the same thing, and he goes, yeah, that's

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Speaker 9: because they're whipping air into the mixture as they create it.

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Speaker 2: More. Yeah, dumping air into one absolutely conspiracy to expand it.

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Speaker 2: So we think we're getting a lot of ice cream,

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Speaker 2: but there's just more air in there, less ice cream.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's both me and both mum and I noticed them.

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Speaker 9: It's it was quite soft and.

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Speaker 5: You didn't just leak it out of the freezer for

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Speaker 5: a bit longer.

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Speaker 6: Just no, mum.

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Speaker 9: Mum is the top person that has like her ice

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Speaker 9: cream is very hard, so it was very out of

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Speaker 9: what is it?

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Speaker 2: It was like too hard. I used to put it

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Speaker 2: in the microwave for like thirty seconds just to make

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Speaker 2: it some way preakcupable. Ley, you can't be banging on it.

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Speaker 2: It was a solid ice. This is shocking though, I

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Speaker 2: mean you and your mum. You're not Burnstein and Woodstein.

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Speaker 2: It reporters that broke the the what was it scan?

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Speaker 2: This is huge history will remember you too.

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Speaker 9: Hopefully no one picks up who I am.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's You're safe under our Jewish diction. Don't worry,

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Speaker 2: all right, Anita, thank you very much and giving us

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Speaker 2: a call.

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Speaker 9: You're welcome, thanks for.

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Speaker 2: Having me, and thank you for bringing hazard lights on

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Speaker 2: as well. That's good stuff.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian No Commel Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Busy week for us as a family, right daughters in

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Speaker 2: year twelve. She she's doing her sacks and then we're

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Speaker 2: all getting ready to head back for the first time

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Speaker 2: in three years, back home to the UK, come and

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Speaker 2: seeing my mom and dad next week. I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: I refuse actually get really excited about until I land

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Speaker 2: at London Heathrow because obviously the last Countess been so

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Speaker 2: many full starts. So anyway, we're getting everything ready and

532
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Speaker 2: mum and dad are divorced, so because they haven't seen

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Speaker 2: my parents for a couple of years and they're not

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Speaker 2: the same kids they were there. They're young ladies now,

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Speaker 2: you know, turning sixteen this year, my youngest daughter, and

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Speaker 2: then Rubi's obviously eighteen. A couple of months they were going,

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Speaker 2: they'd kind of forgotten and they were like, oh, so

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Speaker 2: why have we got to spend a couple of days

539
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Speaker 2: with your mum and then a couple of days with

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Speaker 2: your dad? Said well, you know they're divorced, and they

541
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Speaker 2: went all right, So the they today have a custody

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Speaker 2: like battle for you went, no, my parents is quite strange.

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Speaker 2: They got divorced literally the day after I turned forty.

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Speaker 2: It's like they'd waited and waited and waited, wait all night.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he can handle it now? Young? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: like just wait, it's forty. It is definitely today, right, Hey,

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Speaker 2: listen someth we're breaking up. And it's strange because if

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Speaker 2: you've made it and they were like they're quite old,

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Speaker 2: then if you've done all those years, why why then

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Speaker 2: you want to start dating again and getting into all

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Speaker 2: that world. And so I said, tom my kids, No,

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Speaker 2: they didn't, and they went out, but they still didn't

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Speaker 2: like there wasn't like a custody thing. I went, what

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Speaker 2: are forty? I said, that's only like nine years ago.

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Speaker 2: So you guys around. So what, I've got to move

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Speaker 2: back in with my mum, with my wife and kids,

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Speaker 2: and then we've got to move back out the weekends

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Speaker 2: to go and see my dad meet his new girlfriend,

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Speaker 2: who I don't like, but trying to befriend me with

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Speaker 2: pocket money and horrible trips to macas and the zoo.

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Speaker 2: I said, no, there's no custody battle for forty year

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Speaker 2: old son.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast yesterday.

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Speaker 2: On the show. Still bit of research Rio had shown

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Speaker 2: me twenty two percent of people get injured on their birthday?

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Speaker 2: Am I reading that the right way? Not quite?

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Speaker 5: Watching that than the times two more likely to die

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Speaker 5: on your birthday?

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Speaker 2: Oh and I wonder I downngradeed it. You know, we

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Speaker 2: renarrate the truth sometimes to see herself because it's my

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Speaker 2: birth in two days time, and I'm not ready to

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Speaker 2: die yet, just when i turn forty nine.

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Speaker 5: So I'm more likely to die, yeah, on your birthday

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Speaker 5: than any other guys injured.

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Speaker 2: I've been telling people that all day. Yes, I is injured.

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Speaker 2: Die was serious injury. He was so injured he died.

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Speaker 5: That's injury plus exactly is coming Today's.

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Speaker 2: What the most dangerous thing are is coming to the studio.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't be here. I do the show from home

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Speaker 2: or stay under the bed. Do you think you're twenty

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Speaker 2: two percent more likely to die on your birthday? Well,

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Speaker 2: and we can't really corroborate that. We don't want people

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Speaker 2: rgining go. Yes, my poor uncle ted. We we were

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Speaker 2: just he was just blowing out the candles, just killed

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Speaker 2: over face planted into a cake and it was a

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Speaker 2: viennesa says a very small luckily larynge adis So, I

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Speaker 2: guess the only way we downgrade that is injuries. Injuries

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Speaker 2: on your birthday, the lighter side of dying on your birthday.

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Speaker 2: I don't want anyone cheeroting in thinking, hey, why are

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Speaker 2: they laugh about people dying on their birthday? Okay, So,

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Speaker 2: who's been injured on their birthday? On their birthday? Okay?

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Speaker 2: There we got there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Did you get injured on your birthday? That's the question?

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Speaker 2: Gone to a stat twenty This is channing twenty two percent.

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Speaker 2: That's high more likely to darn your birthday. Why do

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Speaker 2: we think that is? What are you up to? You

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Speaker 2: on your birthday? Bring your garde? You do want a

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Speaker 2: victory lap on? Yes, that's what it is. Yeah, universe

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Speaker 2: goes ah, this's getting a bit cocky.

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Speaker 4: It's more sort of risky behavior, isn't it. You have

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Speaker 4: a few and might do things that you wouldn't normally do,

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Speaker 4: like hang out cars or something, hang your cars.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen anyone.

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Speaker 7: What you all?

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Speaker 2: Right? So, who got injured on their birthday? And an

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Speaker 2: unexpected gift? Fiona?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 2: I love Fiona. So this is Fiona, did this happen

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Speaker 2: to you or yes, it did.

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Speaker 8: It happened to me. It was I actually wasn't drunk

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Speaker 8: at all. It was the night before my party and

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Speaker 8: it was my forties and we, because we had kids,

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Speaker 8: did we have a pirate seemed family party and we

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Speaker 8: ordered a pirate pirate ship jumping castle and they were

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Speaker 8: setting it up the night before and my kids went

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Speaker 8: on the jumping girls and they're saying, come on, mom,

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Speaker 8: jump on, jump on, And I didn't even get to jump.

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Speaker 8: I actually it was that time as it because it

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Speaker 8: was in summer, but it was at that time of

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Speaker 8: the night where it gets a little bit chilly and

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Speaker 8: on my legs. I was wearing shorts and my legs

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Speaker 8: were quite cold. So I went to step on the

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Speaker 8: actual jumping castle and I pulled my I think it

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Speaker 8: was the Achilles, and.

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Speaker 3: I didn't break it.

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Speaker 8: I didn't break it. Well, you know warming up.

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Speaker 9: I didn't warm up, did I.

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Speaker 2: We've got it now our range. We've got to warm

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Speaker 2: up to go on a jump house. Those exercise bikes

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Speaker 2: you get these started like fat warm run on.

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Speaker 8: But the problem was that I actually, I actually really

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Speaker 8: became a pirate. The next day because I had to

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Speaker 8: have a crutch.

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Speaker 2: And character yet yeah, you lean into it. Well done, Fiona, Fiona,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. You killed me. Okay, we thank

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Speaker 2: you and you don't just came off. We just doing that.

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Speaker 2: Have a good day for Travis.

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Speaker 8: Good question.

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Travis. So what happened on your birthday? You

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Speaker 2: get injured?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, on my forty third birthday, I went out absalon

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Speaker 6: with a couple of mates and I was ab sailing

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Speaker 6: and my foot dot court and I fell about five

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Speaker 6: meters and broke my ankle. So then they sent the

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Speaker 6: ambulance and s s out. They hiked into the three

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Speaker 6: ambulances and the sees hiking to where I was where

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Speaker 6: it broke my ankle, and then they couldn't get me out,

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Speaker 6: so they called the helicopter and winched me out. So

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Speaker 6: I got a three helicopter right.

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Speaker 2: On their pic birthday. That this is something I just

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Speaker 2: presumed that you've done it indoors and that would be

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Speaker 2: intense enough on your birthda at forty three. But you

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Speaker 2: mean proper sailing, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, out on the cliff. There's actually a YouTube the

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Speaker 6: guys filmed it that's actually on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Wondering sad night, so get the ambulance. Put the camera

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Speaker 2: down as.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 6: One of my sons that I was absolutely We said

662
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Speaker 6: to me, if you move out the way that the

663
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 6: airbade is going to be a while, we could do

664
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Speaker 6: a couple more jumps. So he's gone. They're not coming

665
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 6: in a hurry.

666
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Speaker 5: Dad.

667
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Speaker 6: It's a long walk to get into here. So I

668
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 6: just moved out of the way and we can keep

669
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Speaker 6: jumping while we're waiting for the airboats to come.

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Speaker 2: And Travis, right, I never spoke to someone who's been

671
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Speaker 2: sort of rescued by a helicopter. What was that Like?

672
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 6: I was pretty full on the raid to wash when

673
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 6: they're actually above you. But the guys from the helicopter

674
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 6: pilot and the and the rescue guy just amazing, just

675
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 6: you know, really really well trained and yeah, amazing people

676
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 6: like you. That was just amazing. The rider wash. Look,

677
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 6: I got dust in every orifice because of the rider

678
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 6: wash and then that winched me up. And just as

679
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 6: I got to the helicopter, I started to spin. So

680
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 6: because I given me more fat, I was like it

681
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 6: was like a really.

682
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: Kind interested you know, you're off your face and spinning

683
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: through the air you are and get the plan.

684
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 6: That wasn't pretty much it and then the rest of

685
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 6: you guys like pushing me in and I'm like, well

686
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 6: then then I spvolved birthday in hospital and my partner

687
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 6: at the time was living in mill Jurist so she

688
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 6: only found out and I was involve in the hospital

689
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Speaker 6: and she found out while why Facebook, so she was

690
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Speaker 6: wasn't too impressive.

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Speaker 2: We get all your news about love, isn't it how

692
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Speaker 2: much our sort of in house or in family CNN?

693
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: Isn't it fa.

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Speaker 6: Yeah that I haven't made out. Absolutely, it's about.

695
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 2: Funny helicopter rescue. We'll see all that as a one

696
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: off experience. Travis from the University. Yeah, Travis, an epic story,

697
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 2: genuine epic story. I'll give you a pair of just

698
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 2: a small thank you for the Cinema's Gold class tickets.

699
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 2: They're really good.

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Speaker 6: Damanks. Thanks Christian text mate.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian Commels Show podcast.

702
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: And I was actually before we start this phone in,

703
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 2: just you know, look mildly looking forward to It's all

704
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: we can do when you're turning forty nine and on

705
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 2: my birthday Tuesday, I'm actually genuinely nervous. Something's going before me.

706
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: You should be hey, real is a grim reaper. Get

707
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 2: out of the way, old man. The youth are coming through.

708
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: You're in the way on the radio. But so it's assistic.

709
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: We found it yesterdays. You're twenty two percent more likely

710
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 2: to die on birthday someone I know? Is this true?

711
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 2: So far? Two calls people who have injured themselves on

712
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: the birthday. There was the jumping castle that an adult. Really,

713
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: you've seen him after a couple of drinks. I've done it.

714
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 2: You're asking for drive. I've seen like mates of mine

715
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: like bump heads together and it's not going sounds out.

716
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: It's dangerous after a couple a kid's party. And then

717
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: there was Travis who was abselling on his birthday and

718
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: fell five meters lucky to break only his ankle, but

719
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: how to be airlifted high on morphine. Of there, what

720
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 2: dramatic epic birthday. So we want to know who else

721
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 2: has been injured on the birthday? So two calls so far. Cheryl,

722
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, So Cheryl, what happened to you

723
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: on your birthday?

724
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Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't me. It was my husband. It was

725
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: his sixtieth birthday. I'd gone to work and we raised

726
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 3: sled dogs and he was taking his dogs.

727
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: What do you casually move on like, Yeah, that's the

728
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 2: third quarter we've had this week. You raise sled dogs.

729
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 2: What's a hobby?

730
00:36:59,560 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 5: Yes?

731
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: What like the old huskies? You're much much that little bell.

732
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 5: Don't have to be like or Alaska for that.

733
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, no, no, we do it here in

734
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 3: Victoria the Princess Highway. No no, no, no, we do

735
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 3: it all over in state forests, all over Victoria.

736
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 2: Well, great fun.

737
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: We get a camera Adelaide, Queensland.

738
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're still get yes to say it happens?

739
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Speaker 2: Okay, map right now? So what happened on the old

740
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 2: sled dogs?

741
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 3: Taking the dogs for a run out of the front,

742
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: taking the dogs for run? I've gone to work. It

743
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 3: was his sixtieth birthday, So how many.

744
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: Dogs will be? Like six? Or three?

745
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: Two?

746
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: No? Two?

747
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:45,959
Speaker 2: Two twos?

748
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 6: Enough?

749
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Speaker 7: Is it?

750
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: A guy?

751
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: Too plenty for him? At sixty And he goes racing

752
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 3: out the corner like he always has, like an idiot,

753
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 3: and all the neighbors think he's absolutely crazy with two

754
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 3: dogs on extended leeds on the front of a scooter.

755
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: Yep, and.

756
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 3: He fell and his leg went behind him and he

757
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: broke his legs at the front. He's playing out the front,

758
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: but everyone's gone to work, so there's nowhere around. So

759
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 3: he gets himself up and like the dogs are ready

760
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: for a run. They're going and he's like, no, you

761
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: want to come back, So he gets them back in,

762
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: just hobbled inside, and then he helps himself to miss

763
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 3: himself to the hospital. That's fine.

764
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Speaker 2: Your Australians are tough. How do you drive yourself with

765
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Speaker 2: a broken He made.

766
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 3: Me at work? He means me at working, says, oh,

767
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 3: I think I've broken my leg. I said, you want

768
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: me to come over and goes manner. I'll take myself

769
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Speaker 3: to the hospital.

770
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: Okay, a broken leg?

771
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 3: Oh he did. He's just man.

772
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 4: Surely it was an automatic.

773
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 3: Now he got the automatic. We have got a manual Carbot.

774
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: Need to be using both legs or brake, accelerator and

775
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: stuff like that.

776
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Speaker 3: So he gets the whole hospital broken.

777
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Speaker 1: League.

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Speaker 3: That's fine. But because it was his sixtieth birthday that day,

779
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 3: I had bought tickets to see Hugh Jackman for that night,

780
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: Jackman with a broken leg.

781
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 2: No matter what I was not, I love the greatest showman.

782
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 3: I was not going to miss out on seeing Hugh Jackson.

783
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: Go on.

784
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the showmans go on. So he went with

785
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 3: a broken leg on coaches.

786
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Speaker 2: So where did you have to see because normally they

787
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: get people who are injured. You get to go in

788
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: early and leave early for safety. So do you get

789
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: better seats?

790
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't give it. Or we went in early

791
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 3: because I rang them to say what has happened.

792
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: Coming in hot?

793
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't make any difference. We just got there

794
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 3: early and just had to wait longer.

795
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 2: What was the Great Showman? Like?

796
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 3: Absolutely fantastic. It was worth it?

797
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, did your husband and it was.

798
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 3: Survived?

799
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: And what's happened to the old Dog Slay Team? Is

800
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 2: that back in business or was it all packed away?

801
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 3: Definitely. We have races. They'll start at the end of

802
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 3: May and they run till the end of August, all right.

803
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: So you have a season, not with a Grand Final

804
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: or something. The two best riders, if the team.

805
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 3: If it's the temperature is over a fifteen degrees, it's

806
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 3: too hot, we can't run. So you've got to do

807
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 3: it in the middle of winter and very early in

808
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: the morning, like we start racing at about six am.

809
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: Is amazing. It's just been out imasually, just going casually

810
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 2: for walk with your dog, and there slaves going by.

811
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Speaker 3: The Game of Thrones are warbe they're used to him

812
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 3: because he's been doing Probably.

813
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 2: He'll race in the corner.

814
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 4: Where is where to come and see it?

815
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 3: He's crazy. We are racing where we just run the

816
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 3: dogs and wherever we're racing up in Bendigo cool basically

817
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 3: put on it to our twenty first anniversary this year.

818
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: So oh well, congratulation thinking July.

819
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: In the middle of June July school holidays, We're going

820
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 3: to big race on up in Bendigo.

821
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Speaker 2: Okay, lovely, thank you very much for giving us a call.

822
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Speaker 2: No worries, shay any bye.

823
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Speaker 1: B you're listening to the question, you know, Carl's show podcast.

824
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 2: Ruining Birthdays for everybody? Why did I ask so many

825
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 2: very graphic stories as you'd expect if you send into

826
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: a microphone, Hey, have you been injured on your birthday?

827
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Speaker 2: The reason why we're asking us is apparently because on

828
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Speaker 2: your birthday twenty this is the grimest stature lid. I

829
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: don't know why we picked up on it yesterday. I

830
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 2: think it said a lot about fearing the age that

831
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Speaker 2: I'm heading towards next year, fifty twenty two percent more

832
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Speaker 2: likely to die on your birthday. Jason, good morning, Good morning.

833
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: Question how I I'm good, buddy. So did you get

834
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Speaker 2: injured on your birthday?

835
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Speaker 11: I did on my twenty third birthday. I bought myself

836
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 11: a motorbike and I was too eager to ride it,

837
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 11: so I didn't wear my helmet and I yeah, I

838
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 11: came off.

839
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 6: I had to get airlifted.

840
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 11: I was in a camera for about three months and

841
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 11: then yeah, once I come out once, I wow, Actually

842
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 11: my birthdays in November. I'll work up my camera in

843
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 11: nineteen ninety seven. It was actually in nineteen ninety six

844
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 11: that I come off, so it.

845
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Speaker 6: Was a different year. Wow, I am.

846
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

847
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Speaker 11: And since then, I've got an acquire brain injury. It's

848
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 11: gim EPILEPSI, so I have disiezures because I'm there because

849
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 11: of an a quiet brain injury.

850
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't recommend it, Jason, I do you know

851
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: what I mean? At first, I was up, whir like,

852
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 2: why are we speaking to someone to do something so stupid?

853
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: But you've paid the price for that, and you're an

854
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 2: example why you're lucky to even be alive. But why

855
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 2: people have to wear helmets if you're going to go

856
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: and your mind and all that, or protect.

857
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 11: The biggest advocate. I'm the biggest advocate in alf the helmet.

858
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 11: I let my kids actually, like I pretty much push

859
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 11: pushbike without a hemet.

860
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: No, it's just so Jason, I hope you don't mind

861
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: me asking in So if you're going back to it,

862
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 2: then so why don't you? Literally is your birthday, you

863
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: get this motorbike, you go out on it, and then

864
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 2: what a couple of minutes into the into the ride,

865
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Speaker 2: you have an accident.

866
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I remember, I remember parts of it. I

867
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 11: remember getting up in the back wheel, think, oh, look

868
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 11: at me, how cool I am. Then I don't remember

869
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 11: anything after that. So I've come off clearly off the

870
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 11: back wheel. So yeah, and since then, like my memory

871
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 11: is absolutely shocking. I can't remember anything before nineteen ninety six.

872
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 11: After that, I don't know my own phone number.

873
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: Obviously affected that part of your brain that does. Yeah, yeah,

874
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: memory story.

875
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 11: I've got an amazing wife who pretty much remembers everything

876
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 11: for me. Soon like, well, I'll go to the phone call,

877
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 11: I'll bring her and tell her, Oh listen, I just

878
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 11: bloke Christen O'Connell to our as she'll she'll remember that

879
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Speaker 11: for me because in two weeks from now, A week

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Speaker 11: from now, oh, I remember I actually did that.

881
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Speaker 2: That's such a That's a tough way for you both

882
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: to live life, isn't it. I guess you're used to it.

883
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 11: She's an amazing wife, Yeah, I am. And it still

884
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 11: frustrates me that for her because I figured, I figure, like,

885
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 11: we've got kids and and she got other things to

886
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Speaker 11: worry about other than me. I'm almost fifty. I'm Summer

887
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Speaker 11: seventy three model, so I'm almost fifty.

888
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: So when you had the accident, what did you? Did

889
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 2: you flatline or anything like that? What happened? You must

890
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: have just if you've had a serious brain trauma like that,

891
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 2: you must have.

892
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 11: I did fold line and had the air left me

893
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 11: from Charters Towers to Towns Hall and and when I

894
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 11: woke up, I woke up. I hadn't seen my mother

895
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 11: in a few years because we're from Sydney. And when

896
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 11: I when I woke up, it was just the most

897
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Speaker 11: angelic thing to see my mother standing in front of me.

898
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 11: And and it sounds corny if there's a light behind her,

899
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 11: and I'm thinking myself. I'm not dead, because all I

900
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 11: can see is just everything right, being in a hospital

901
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 11: and there's my mother just been there were choosing her eyes.

902
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 11: Oh god, Mom, what happened? Well why are you here?

903
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 11: She was, Oh my god, you're okay?

904
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 2: And I guess so, yeah, well it too what who

905
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: knows what goes on the mystery life. But what a

906
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: magical way to actually wake up again, reappear and you

907
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: remember your mom is there surrounded in white lights. It's beautiful.

908
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 11: Oh I'm getting I'm getting on prison itles now. It's

909
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 11: just just an incredible feeling. And then and then once

910
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 11: I got out of hospital, I've literally I just had

911
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 11: to go back to my mother because she had to

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Speaker 11: plumb get back to Sydney that day. So I saw

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Speaker 11: her for about an hour or so before she had

914
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Speaker 11: to go back to Sydney. So then I'll go to

915
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Speaker 11: the hospital. I literally went home, packed my stuff, jumped

916
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Speaker 11: a plane, went back home because yeah, I had to

917
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Speaker 11: be home.

918
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Speaker 2: And then was it a long hard recovery after that.

919
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Speaker 11: I'm still recovering. Yeah, I've got I still have seizures

920
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 11: every now and again. I can't drink. I can't drink

921
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Speaker 11: if I drink I have, I'll end up having a

922
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Speaker 11: seizure two days later. So now she's meeting my wife.

923
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Speaker 11: She's my manager so to speak, because she's she's on everything. Oh,

924
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Speaker 11: she's my everything. She is my absolute everything. I married

925
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 11: three months after meeting her because I've just there sudden

926
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Speaker 11: better and she's say, yeah, so I've then moved to Cola.

927
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Speaker 11: I'm now live in Colac with her, and yeah, she's

928
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Speaker 11: my everything. She's she would ruin me up and say, right,

929
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 11: what's happened today? Okay, well love went here, I went,

930
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 11: there went this, Okay, nothing, okay, cool, cool, anything happens to.

931
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Speaker 7: You for me.

932
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: You are you're also very you are lucky to actually

933
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 2: to a brain Shraumer like that. They're not many people

934
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Speaker 2: that are actually able to use the phone or conduct

935
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Speaker 2: a conversation. You are. Actually you did get a second life.

936
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Speaker 11: Oh absolutely. I mean, like my mother said me a

937
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 11: photo years ago and the side of my head actually

938
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 11: came out past my shoulders and this is months later.

939
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 11: So that's how that's how it was. And like I said,

940
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Speaker 11: I'm my biggest advocate for helmets now if I were

941
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Speaker 11: two homes. I've never had the matter bike since and

942
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Speaker 11: my wife actually has monicycle license, but she went riding

943
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 11: since she had kids. And she said to me, you're

944
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 11: not riding. I said, no, no, I'm not riding. Just

945
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 11: because anything can happen at any moment, it doesn't meant

946
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 11: I've got to write it.

947
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 6: You are.

948
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 11: You can't control the cars and trucks and the rest

949
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Speaker 11: of it.

950
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you what, there a be a lot

951
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 2: of people are taking a lot from this cool Jason,

952
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 2: so well they will, honestly they will. It's it's an

953
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 2: amazing story. And it's also it's sad sometimes, isn't it

954
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 2: when you have to live with a We're all young,

955
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: we all make mistakes, and it's fairly sad when you

956
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 2: hear someoney who years later is still living the day

957
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: to day hour with the consequences.

958
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 11: One of the suson I actually remember sooner my bike.

959
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 11: I'm looking at my helmet and I was staying at

960
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 11: a cavan park. I was working at a Charlie Tills,

961
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 11: and I went, I'm only going down studdenback. I was

962
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 11: just like this, and I looked to my helmet, but

963
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 11: I didn't put it on, and the biggest mistake I made,

964
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 11: And like I said, I'm the biggest advoca. Now well

965
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 11: done for helmets selmoch helmot helmets. There where two helmets

966
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 11: where ship. I don't care. It's safety first.

967
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 2: I guarantee there'd be people listen, please, who will go

968
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 2: and have a go at. Maybe their partners say you

969
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 2: make sure you take there was this guy onto the Jason.

970
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: They will, they will. It's such a it's such an amazing,

971
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: powerful lesson. And thank you very much for trusting us

972
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 2: and sharing it with us this morning.

973
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 11: Jason, No, no problem, no problem at all.

974
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: All right, look after yourself, Jason. Thank you very much

975
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 2: for calling.

976
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 6: So thank you.

977
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 7: Christian.

978
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: Welcome the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

979
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Speaker 2: Vince McMahon a WrestleMania A seventy six year old Vince McMahon.

980
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: It's broken the record for the oldest wrestler at WrestleMania.

981
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: And look at their photos. Have you seen him? He's

982
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 2: Jack he's so big, I mean, seventy six year old

983
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 2: rip like that with a rig like that. Whatever he's taken,

984
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's natural. I like some Please. On my

985
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: birthday last night, the grandfather came out the crown after

986
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 2: being taunted. Oh, I can't believe the fortunes of that

987
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: a natural moment, and he happened to be dressed with

988
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 2: the occasion, ripped his suit and defeat it. Quite a shock,

989
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 2: Pat McAfee, this is a great story though, So today

990
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: we're looking for your strong celebrities. Of course we're all.

991
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: The strongest is Arnold Schwarzlinger. The team have found this

992
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 2: totally unnecessary and random clip. The greatest feeling you can

993
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: get in the gym, or the most satisfact feeling you

994
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: can get in the gym, is the pump. And we

995
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: know what kind of pump he was the throwing to.

996
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: Of course, later on the pump strong celebs, I too

997
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 2: like to fill the pump, say the pump strong selects.

998
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 2: What about old Gregory Pecks topical, he's not made a

999
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: movie in fifty years. Ah, Silver, you've been polite? Yep,

1000
00:49:53,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: muscle crowd. What about the singer Quad Stewart, My god,

1001
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: he can really get under that rat famously big Red

1002
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: Quads the Blues Brother dan Akroid ripped, actually surprising him.

1003
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: That's right, dan akroyd'st got the pump. Silver plus and

1004
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 2: Barbell streisand.

1005
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 7: S.

1006
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 2: She loves to fill the pump.

1007
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 5: I keep imagining, as he's saying, I get distracted because

1008
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 5: I keep imagining them all jacked up.

1009
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barbell Streisan jacked and singing beautifully. What have you

1010
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 2: got then, strong celebs Terio.

1011
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 5: You loved him in Home Alone, you'll love him even more.

1012
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 5: As McCaul.

1013
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 2: I always have a theory. You screw up the first one.

1014
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 2: It's like evil Canevil wants. If he screws up that,

1015
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: that's just getting onto the ramp. You're not making the

1016
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 2: leap to the other side. Wats the McCaulay Colchin.

1017
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: It was gonna be McCurley corkin, but not even that good.

1018
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 5: I know, Okay, okay, that never happened. Sweaty whate for

1019
00:50:58,920 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 5: Betty White.

1020
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: Betty, Betty's not sweaty, but she's under that squad rack

1021
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 2: curling them out, filling the pump. Betty filled your pump.

1022
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: Bebby you grunt.

1023
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 5: Average silver Sherlock Holmes is sidekick. We're always talking about him,

1024
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 5: Doctor Squatson. I've got one more. I think it's a gold.

1025
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,919
Speaker 5: You love street art, Christian you're talking about street art? Yeah,

1026
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 5: you love Planksy.

1027
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 2: Sad that you ended on that time, Bronzie, there is

1028
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 2: no in this world now there isn't, my friend, It's

1029
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: a bronze, just as I wanted. Was some half decent

1030
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 2: ones from you. You're looking after your caretaking that job

1031
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: for a great man chat post you brought. Actually no,

1032
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 2: you brought the same standard he gives us every day.

1033
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast timed out amount your time wasters today.

1034
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: We're looking for strong celebrities for you to make a

1035
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 2: celebrity strong.

1036
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 5: When he gets another post it note signed and sent

1037
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 5: in the.

1038
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: Post today guaranteed. All right, so I's down, he read

1039
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: to mart Rio. Already gold silver, bronze too, Lance armstronger bronze,

1040
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 2: Protein shake, Gillenhall Protein shake silver, Gavin. I threw his

1041
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 2: gold Doris leg.

1042
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 5: Day, Doris Day reference very long time.

1043
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 2: Today's to day, and then went down for keeping Doris

1044
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 2: Day's great navy lines on the show. Thank you, brother,

1045
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 2: ripped with a spoon, Not really, she's ripped at that

1046
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 2: book club. Dumb bell to Gudrum.

1047
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 5: Oh it was had a hint of a gold, but

1048
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 5: it's a bronzeb Corey.

1049
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 2: And half are some weights that's genius and half that

1050
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: some weights well done that it's very good. Someone lucky

1051
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 2: he's got your McCauley one right, it's McCauley bulking. He's

1052
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: bulking up. That's way, Jim, Dusty Silver Plank, Sinatra silver plus.

1053
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 2: You can do three minutes benching, Miss Staisy. It's strong,

1054
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 2: so he's not on Stop it, Claire, you gonna encourage others.

1055
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 2: Huge Latsman actually true as well? Is it that one

1056
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 2: is true? Why has there not been the headline? Huge

1057
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: Latsman for wolvery to God? Definitely, Paul. That's brilliant Britney Beers.

1058
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 5: He is Why is that strong?

1059
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 2: This little lad here? He's eleven, he's cool. Blade should

1060
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 2: have to before now silver strong name by blade right,

1061
00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 2: great name. Carry bricks Moore, Patsy's mate. She's so strong

1062
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: she carry more bricks and the rest of us carry bricksmore.

1063
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 5: Auntie carry God of course.

1064
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: Jason dunna van on my back. It's just lifting a

1065
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 2: lot under that squad rack. It's equivalent of a van.

1066
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 2: He's not lifting all of this. That's a bronze. Oh,

1067
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 2: poor Judy Lifty Jervase. For Ricky Jervase, this is a

1068
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 2: so good God, really funny. This is great for Morgan Freeman.

1069
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: Morgan free Weightsman doesn't use the gym equipment. He's a

1070
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: free wais guy bus Dusty Buffman, Oh no, no, And

1071
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 2: what I want to end on Robert Vaney Junior.

1072
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 5: Let's say this so hard.

1073
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 2: Junior exists in context so easy.

1074
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 5: That's a gold. But I just cannot go fast.

1075
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: Hather some weights and weights that is great. Well, don

1076
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 2: he didn't put your name on you get the sign

1077
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 2: post a note that we'll just be signed to. I'll

1078
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 2: sign it to your mobile number as well, so it's

1079
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 2: nice and personal like that. You don't need that here

1080
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: what O there is tomorrow's show. Today, tomorrow's show then

1081
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 2: on a Wednesday at eight is back your weakest claims

1082
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 2: to Fame? No claim to fame? Two week for the

1083
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 2: Weakest claims to fame and tomorrow we really have got

1084
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 2: to get a wig on and find an audience. We

1085
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,919
Speaker 2: found all the acts. Now we just had a busy

1086
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 2: show today that calls about birthday injuries. Really went somewhere

1087
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 2: and we followed it. So tomorrow come get your tickets.

1088
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: Audience required for Thursday night stand up comedy with a Difference.

1089
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 2: I'll be hosting it at a brilliant pub, a proper

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Speaker 2: old school pub award winning ales and food, the local

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Speaker 2: taphouse in Saint Kilda. We've been there on Thursday Night

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Speaker 2: stand up Comedy. I'll be hosting it and the number

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Speaker 2: one Golden orders no hecting because everybody that I'll be

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Speaker 2: bringing up is one of you who's never done stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy before. It'd be a great night, be a

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Speaker 2: really special, magical night, first night, So if you want

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Speaker 2: to come along, we'll be giving away tickets tomorrow morning

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Speaker 2: when you wake up, Hoggy is on the way. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening, Thanks all the calls today.

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