Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more
Speaker 4: sense than others.
Speaker 5: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 5: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 5: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 2: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 2: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 2: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 2: ants out of a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: Bean fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking
Speaker 2: about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just I'm still to play a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 3: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 5: Well, Hello, Hello, welcome back to the podcast. Mitchell Cheery's
Speaker 5: ditched me again.
Speaker 2: This week.
Speaker 5: He's having his own little psychiatric recess. If you like
Speaker 5: original idiots will know what that means. So you know
Speaker 5: we're wishing him well, but hey, third Wheel Prize keeper
Speaker 5: Jenny's here as normal. Yes, and of course contraceptive diaphram.
Speaker 5: Sam's hanging around. So we got this cover, don't we work.
Speaker 5: We'll give it a well, you've got to talk really
Speaker 5: close to that mic.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 5: You've got a fucking deep throat it like me. Look, yeah,
Speaker 5: I know what I'm doing. It's fine, Jenna. You know
Speaker 5: what I figured out. You know how Sam had a
Speaker 5: bit of a hiatus from the podcast. Yes, I realized
Speaker 5: that he only comes crawling back when he's single to
Speaker 5: try and pick up one of our skank Nay, it's true.
Speaker 2: It's because he's been in Scones for the last couple
Speaker 2: of months and now he's single again.
Speaker 5: He's wanting to get his sexy voice out there, hoping
Speaker 5: he'll get some idiot puss.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize there's a pattern.
Speaker 3: It all makes sense.
Speaker 1: You haven't joined the Endured Idiot's Facebook group. Look, i'll
Speaker 1: chuck something out on there. We find a first trap, well.
Speaker 5: I mean good like it hasn't worked for Jenna or I,
Speaker 5: but we've not found our lifelong partners on this podcast.
Speaker 3: But it seems different. He's a different breed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5: I got to say, I walked in the building today
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh god, I'm feeling a bit tired.
Speaker 2: And then I realized that you guys have been up
Speaker 2: since four am. And I'm like, shit, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to get any pity from them, am I? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I came in, I've got a shaky hand
Speaker 1: and a red bull in it, and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: will be fine.
Speaker 5: I'm who I hate that feeling when you're tired and
Speaker 5: you're trying to counteract it with like uppers, but that's
Speaker 5: not going to achieve anything. You just need to sleep, Darland.
Speaker 5: If you need to nap halfway through this podcast, by
Speaker 5: all means.
Speaker 1: Look, that sounds so good. It's nice and warm in
Speaker 1: this room. It's quiet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the aircon in this room does make it feel
Speaker 5: like we're in or like thereof I should say the
Speaker 5: lack of aircon makes it feel like we're kind of
Speaker 5: in Fiji and we can just be.
Speaker 2: Lying on the pool.
Speaker 3: Yes, Buller, there is something I had.
Speaker 2: A warm room that makes you more sleepy. I'm not
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 5: I don't need this anyway. I mean, you guys, aren't
Speaker 5: you here? You know how this works, aren't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty much?
Speaker 2: You tell me, Jenna, how do we start the show
Speaker 2: the same way every.
Speaker 3: Week with them?
Speaker 2: And is it just me each correct? And what are they.
Speaker 3: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, listens.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping you've both bought one. I don't want to
Speaker 5: be doing gym's on my own.
Speaker 3: I have brought one excellent.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go first?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Hang on where? I just realized you have you ever done?
Speaker 2: And is it just me?
Speaker 1: You don't know? I haven't?
Speaker 2: What is it just me? Virgin?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't realize three years of the podcast,
Speaker 1: I've not done a single one because no one has
Speaker 1: asked me.
Speaker 5: I just realized because Jim's done, like a few should
Speaker 5: do it every week because usually Mitch and I.
Speaker 2: But wow, okay, oh my god, he's a virgin.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: We'll have to save that cherry for later. I think
Speaker 2: we'll pop that cherry later.
Speaker 1: Nervous, I just want to get it over and done with.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about it. I just want
Speaker 1: to get it out of my sisters.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go first? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm happy for that to night, but I'm shy.
Speaker 2: Oh he's letting us finish first. What a gentleman, I know.
Speaker 3: But your first gym is always nerve wracking by the
Speaker 3: second you're used to it.
Speaker 2: Just go slow, all right? Should I go first?
Speaker 3: Let's do it?
Speaker 2: All right? Peters Bradley?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Have you ever actually bought something from an infomercial on TV?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I bet your hair, Yes I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know how they've got those like twenty four to
Speaker 2: seven shopping channels like TV. What is it? I was
Speaker 2: gonna say TV and Z, but that's not it.
Speaker 1: TVSA Yes, TV.
Speaker 5: So close those sorts of things that it's running all
Speaker 5: night and they're even on you know, channel nine and
Speaker 5: Channel seven in the mornings.
Speaker 2: Have you ever actually bought something from them?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: What did you get?
Speaker 3: You remember the snuggies? I think they're called?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, remember it was like a blanket with armholes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like id it was like an historical Udi.
Speaker 2: Yes, Snuggies walked so Udies could run.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The only things I've fallen for were Proactive, which oh.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did go for Proactive when I was going
Speaker 3: to well, yes, isn't it fucked. It's horrific and it
Speaker 3: bleached my skin.
Speaker 1: What celebrity endorsements got you over the line.
Speaker 3: Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 5: I think mine is Katie Perry, but they also had
Speaker 5: like Justin Bieber and on there. And remember recently Kendall
Speaker 5: Jenna was flogging it. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: is this still happening. They're still ripping off teenagers, pull
Speaker 5: pimply little fucks.
Speaker 3: And the thing is there were like five different bottles and.
Speaker 5: They never mentioned on the ad that Proactive bleaches the
Speaker 5: fuck out of everything, absolutely and will actually make your
Speaker 5: skin dryer than a nun's more. Yes, they don't mention that,
Speaker 5: and then when you actually make the call, they will
Speaker 5: say by the way, they will try and upsell you.
Speaker 5: They'll say, by the way, this will be dry and
Speaker 5: awful for your skin, so you might want to buy
Speaker 5: the Proactive branded moisturizer as well.
Speaker 2: That it was horrible. I also fell for the Abscircle.
Speaker 3: Pro Oh no, I did want one of those.
Speaker 2: I don't think I actually got it off the informercial though.
Speaker 2: I got a used one off gum Tree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were inspired by it?
Speaker 2: I was, fuck, they're boring?
Speaker 1: What do you even do in that? I kn'd even
Speaker 1: picture it, you know, the ones, do not.
Speaker 2: Know what they are? No, Oh, hang on, I'll find it.
Speaker 2: It's like, God, how did you even explain it? Jenna?
Speaker 2: You just swivel.
Speaker 3: You just it's literally just moving.
Speaker 1: It is one of those things that you're like, plunge
Speaker 1: to the wall, suction cup of wall and you're just
Speaker 1: like hover.
Speaker 2: There no, nothing like that. Here we go.
Speaker 3: This is a real challenge.
Speaker 5: Now you just put your knees on the pads and
Speaker 5: then you just kind of swivel.
Speaker 1: Excellent, what is that achieving?
Speaker 3: It's so easy and you can lose weight.
Speaker 1: You look like an idiot while you're doing it.
Speaker 5: You feel like one too, And it's like they say,
Speaker 5: it's so easy, but it's also really boring. I was
Speaker 5: swiveling on this stupid fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Nah, But I mean, you can do anything while you
Speaker 1: do it. You can watch TV, you can talk to
Speaker 1: your family.
Speaker 5: You really can't because that motherfucker's loud. It's like, it
Speaker 5: was so disappointing. And do I have abs?
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't do. I still have pimples, Yes,
Speaker 2: yes I do.
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing about the proactive is that because I'm
Speaker 1: mostly out of out La, not in or out. But
Speaker 1: whenever you go through any major mall in America, there'll
Speaker 1: just be these vending machines for Proactive have you everything.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and it's just it's just filled with these products.
Speaker 1: You get your refills, you get your thing. They've got
Speaker 1: like a little video screen showing loops of Justin Bieber going,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm twelve here and you know, my skin
Speaker 1: up immediately.
Speaker 3: I think I saw I saw it at LA Airport
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would make sense.
Speaker 3: It's random.
Speaker 2: I did make a prank call the other night. Sam
Speaker 2: was there.
Speaker 5: I hate to admit what time it was, but I
Speaker 5: was a bit Titaly and thought it would be.
Speaker 2: Funny to call TVSN.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It turns out out of ours they're not selling things.
Speaker 5: So they had to take my number and name and
Speaker 5: stuff and call me back about what the hell was
Speaker 5: I trying to buy.
Speaker 2: I can't even remember.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it was a massaging bed.
Speaker 2: They looked dope, to be fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those things that just vibrate. They
Speaker 1: don't actually massage you. You just lie on it and
Speaker 1: then you just kind of just to get and that's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I decided to call it like three am
Speaker 5: or something, and they took my name in number, never
Speaker 5: called me back, never called me.
Speaker 2: Back, I know.
Speaker 1: And you seem so keen.
Speaker 6: Who do you reckon?
Speaker 5: Is actually watching those TV channels at fucking three am
Speaker 5: apart from me and actually making a call.
Speaker 1: Oh no, surely not. There's got to be some very
Speaker 1: sad board housewife or some that's like come home from
Speaker 1: a night out, which is mostly me. Like, it's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do is to just sit there and
Speaker 1: just cycle through them.
Speaker 3: At through I get sucked in, like I really do.
Speaker 5: They're so inconsistent with the accents though. One minute it's
Speaker 5: an American selling it to me, one minute it's a
Speaker 5: Kiwi yeah, and then they'll be an Australian voice over
Speaker 5: come over just for the phone number.
Speaker 1: See that's my favorite bit where it's just they go
Speaker 1: through the entire thirty minutes of the ad. They've got
Speaker 1: all these people in mall of America just being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it changed my life. You too can
Speaker 1: get this online now. And then there's just some guy
Speaker 1: very unenthusiastically going cool now and you yeah, Third, one, three, hundred.
Speaker 5: But I love it when you've got the Kiwi accent
Speaker 5: selling thin lizzing and they're like fun loveing or you
Speaker 5: know what we should do when Mitch's back, We'll get
Speaker 5: him to call one of these TVs and things as
Speaker 5: dot wigans. Oh my god, geez, the sort of bitch
Speaker 5: that will be watching late nights bloody infomercials twenty four
Speaker 5: to seven.
Speaker 2: Absolutely anyway, who's next?
Speaker 5: Who wants to do their edgem? And we're going Jenna
Speaker 5: and then saving the Virgin til last? Is that how
Speaker 5: it's gonna work?
Speaker 1: Wow, I've got to lose myself up first.
Speaker 3: You're right, let's do it? Is it just me? Do
Speaker 3: soggy wheatbis deserve more respect?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not?
Speaker 3: So are you when you do have WHEATBINX? Are you
Speaker 3: having those hard No?
Speaker 5: You have.
Speaker 1: You have a very short window. You go from it
Speaker 1: just being something that will destroy your entire power. Yes, yea,
Speaker 1: and then you have it sits for about I think
Speaker 1: the pocket is ninety seconds. It's a minute and a half.
Speaker 5: And during that minute and a half they're absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 5: I love it when it's just slightly soggy, but they're
Speaker 5: still in their shape.
Speaker 2: They haven't started to.
Speaker 3: No, No, all right, then disagree.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it is just you.
Speaker 3: I want them soggy. I want it to look like cereal.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like Cereal.
Speaker 5: It looks like cat food exactly, which makes total sense
Speaker 5: that you'd resonate with that.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I like it when the milk SIPs in,
Speaker 3: So it's soggy and I'm sorry, Like even when when
Speaker 3: you were kids, we taught the North South East West
Speaker 3: as never eat soggy wheat pinks.
Speaker 1: Yes, I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3: It's just disrespectful.
Speaker 5: Have you ever tried to Have you ever tried to
Speaker 5: wash up a bowl with fucking dry weetbis on it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Have you ever tried to wash that basket? It's like concrete.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's where I think soggy wheatbinks.
Speaker 2: So you're slurping up every laugh soggy bit?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 3: I'm licking the plate like a cat.
Speaker 5: No. Point absolutely not points. No, it just resembles. And
Speaker 5: there's something about the texture of soggy wheatbeakes. It reminds
Speaker 5: me of chunda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no I don't.
Speaker 2: It's skewing a bit vomit not it is, No, it
Speaker 2: is No.
Speaker 3: Don't you dare put that in my head.
Speaker 2: Do you know who else eats vomit cats?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, that's dogs anyway, close enough. Dani's is an animal
Speaker 5: from way back. That's what we can ascertain from that.
Speaker 1: It really does have like a cat vomit thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's a coloring everything about it.
Speaker 3: Be quiet. You're both wrong.
Speaker 1: Now you think about that while you're just gobbling down yourself.
Speaker 3: I'm not thinking about that. I'm thinking about how delicious
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: It's not even delicious it is. Have you added a
Speaker 2: bit of honey or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, honey, Oh gorgeous? Yeah honey. And it's soggy.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I used to add so much brown sugar to
Speaker 5: my weetbaks to the point where there's no way they
Speaker 5: were healthy.
Speaker 3: Fucking way add things to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like Mum was always pushing the bananas on me,
Speaker 5: like I'll have a banana and whet picks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, in what world do they coexist? They just don't.
Speaker 2: They don't correlate at all.
Speaker 3: But even in the ads and stuff they have like
Speaker 3: strawberries and bananas.
Speaker 1: No, thanks, No, I don't know what Brettley is doing
Speaker 1: with his you know, I'm gonna have my seventeen wheat
Speaker 1: picks and half a bowl of fruit and fruit salad,
Speaker 1: you know, buffet. Yeah, like, what are you doing with this?
Speaker 3: I know, it just doesn't make sense. And the whole
Speaker 3: how many do you eat?
Speaker 2: Shut up? I used to think when you know the
Speaker 2: up and goes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they would always market them as the same nutrients
Speaker 5: as two wheat beaks of milk. And I'm like, just
Speaker 5: eat your wheat bichs. It eats fucking showing off. Look
Speaker 5: how much more expensive they are. Just sit down for
Speaker 5: your ninety seconds or whatever during that window and eat
Speaker 5: your fucking wheat picks. You know that those girls that
Speaker 5: are get on the bus with their up and and
Speaker 5: I'm like, shut the fuck up, stup acting like you're
Speaker 5: so busy, you're so on the go.
Speaker 1: Also, it is a bust thing, isn't it. You go
Speaker 1: is like it's very intrinsically buss.
Speaker 2: Yes, very much so. I don't think we need a
Speaker 2: drum roll for this though.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we'll go slide. Oh no, is it time's inaugural?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Just take it easy.
Speaker 2: And if it gets too much, we can stop. It's fine,
Speaker 2: we can just cuddle.
Speaker 1: That's quite nice.
Speaker 2: Actually, I know you're tired.
Speaker 1: You'll fall asleep in my No, no, that will happens.
Speaker 2: Okay, hit it, Bradley. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does make up for men need to be more normalized? Oh?
Speaker 2: God, I think so.
Speaker 1: Here's the reason I say this, right, is that, as
Speaker 1: the token straight on this show.
Speaker 2: You're trying to be woke because as if someone like
Speaker 2: me is gonna to go no just you. Yeah, makeups
Speaker 2: not for blokes.
Speaker 1: But I feel like such a pretty angel the moment
Speaker 1: I get to put on any kind of concealer or foundation.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just It's the first couple of times I've done this
Speaker 1: for any kind of on camera thing or anything that
Speaker 1: I've had to do.
Speaker 2: Where does your face get really fucking shining like mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it's no, No, I'm just glow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I brought my little my little powder for today. Otherwise
Speaker 5: I look like a shiny bastard.
Speaker 1: And I immediately realize why they, like the women of
Speaker 1: the world, will go out of their way to dole
Speaker 1: themselves up before they go outside, because the moment that
Speaker 1: you take all of that shit off and you realize
Speaker 1: what your face actually looks like without it, all You're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, okay, never again, that I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: wear this for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: I try not to wear it too often because if
Speaker 5: I wear it all the time, then I won't ever
Speaker 5: look especially good. Like if I go out, I just
Speaker 5: look the same as normal. If I'm wearing makeup every day,
Speaker 5: but it's like it's been occasion. If I pop a
Speaker 5: bit of face on, I'm like, damn, bitch, look at you.
Speaker 5: Your gortous. I remember one time my brother, who you know, Janny.
Speaker 2: He's such a dope. It's like the dopiest straight guy ever.
Speaker 5: I was driving him to school and I had some
Speaker 5: tinted moisturizer and he goes, what's this And I was like,
Speaker 5: put it on? And he put it on. The tinted moisturizer,
Speaker 5: that's all. It was like a bit of beber cream
Speaker 5: or something, not even full face. And then he pulls
Speaker 5: down the sun visor with a little mirror on it
Speaker 5: and looks at himself and goes, oh, oh, imagine how
Speaker 5: hot I'd be if I actually tried. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: and here I am trying, my darn Just every bloody day,
Speaker 5: there's still not work, and everyone still says you're the hotcombs.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing, the moment, because I get
Speaker 1: probably a cumulative five hours of sleep a week because
Speaker 1: I'm just that bitch, and with these dark circles, the
Speaker 1: moment that I'm able to take that away, I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: what a moment.
Speaker 5: I really thought that my dark circles would kind of
Speaker 5: vanish when I stopped working early hours, doing.
Speaker 2: Bloody shift work. Now they're still there. They're clutching on
Speaker 2: for dear life. They're a part of me. Now I've
Speaker 2: accepted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was wishful thinking on my part as well.
Speaker 1: As soon as you got out of that, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to use every face product that I
Speaker 1: could possibly imagine.
Speaker 5: It really is so lame, but it is quite It
Speaker 5: is worthwhile investing in a good skincare routine aside from makeup,
Speaker 5: but just day to day skincare. Yeah, the amount of
Speaker 5: comments I've started getting only in the last six months
Speaker 5: being like, your skin looks amazing, and I'm like, thank God,
Speaker 5: it's because I've stopped using fucking Woollies. A Veno moisturizer
Speaker 5: in that huge pump all over the.
Speaker 2: Last me four years. Yeah, just slap a bit of
Speaker 2: that on. But now I love my nightly skincare routine.
Speaker 2: Now it's gorgeous, very important.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I'm glowing, even though I'm absolutely not.
Speaker 5: Everyone tells me you look really well, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm not. I just look at it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Got something on your mind?
Speaker 6: Hit?
Speaker 4: I've at a couple of mitches on Instagram to get
Speaker 4: yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 5: Yep, that's right. Whatever's on your mind, hit us up.
Speaker 5: You can come on the show as a caller. Just
Speaker 5: let us know, or just send us a voice message.
Speaker 2: Totally up to you. Today's is it just you come from?
Speaker 2: Let me check? I forgot to bloody guys.
Speaker 5: I haven't actually had to use the buttons myself in
Speaker 5: a studio in a long time. I've been relying on
Speaker 5: Mitch for three years, and it's like all of my
Speaker 5: radio training went out the window. I can't remember how
Speaker 5: to use anything. Oh the here we go it from
Speaker 5: Bloody mon Here's what mon has to say.
Speaker 7: Hi guys, my name is Monica. I love the podcast.
Speaker 7: My GM is Is it just me or our cubes?
Speaker 7: The most underrated shape or three D shape there is
Speaker 7: because I was just watching a Instagram reel of a
Speaker 7: woman who went to pastry school in France and they
Speaker 7: were making marshmallows and instead of the marshmallows being this
Speaker 7: sort of spear cylinder type of thing, it was in
Speaker 7: a queue and I thought, oh, it's so cute. So
Speaker 7: I was wondering are cubes underrated, because to be honest,
Speaker 7: cubes are the most adorable little thing. They are literally,
Speaker 7: I think, like the cats of the animal kingdom. So yeah, just.
Speaker 1: A nice lady who loves a cube.
Speaker 3: Can we backtrack a bit? Why are you going to
Speaker 3: pastry school to make marshmallows?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's a god people like general no fun, there's no
Speaker 5: need to nit pictures, just enjoying her cube marshmallows. I
Speaker 5: am picturing a cube marshmallow and it does sound quite fun. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it depends how like how you know neatly cut?
Speaker 3: Is it? It has to be neatly cut?
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's mon coming in with her lukewarm tape.
Speaker 3: I do enjoy cubes, mooring cubes they're fun. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: three D you know where you draw the two boxes and.
Speaker 5: Put the little arrow like the nice No, that's nerdy.
Speaker 2: That's they used to try and get us to do
Speaker 2: that in maths. I remember. But I mean there's other
Speaker 2: cube confectioneries.
Speaker 5: You've got what they called the honeycombs, you know, the
Speaker 5: chocolate and honeycombs.
Speaker 2: Hate them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, or.
Speaker 5: Like a Turkish Delight, not the chocolate, like the actual
Speaker 5: Turkish Delight.
Speaker 2: They're cube. They're quite cute.
Speaker 1: Got the liquorice cubes, which are for no one.
Speaker 2: They sound pugey are and.
Speaker 1: Always got the multi colored thing. They've got the pink
Speaker 1: and the purple or whatever. It is no good.
Speaker 3: The very old people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very much. You know, I've just seen my
Speaker 1: great grandmother and she's on the way out, but she
Speaker 1: gave me this before she died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't believe. I was like kind of shitting
Speaker 2: on Mons. Is it just you? But I've got so
Speaker 2: much to say about you. That's now that I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about it. We should have gone a top five the
Speaker 2: top five.
Speaker 5: Cubes dice, Yes, yes, yes, a Rubik's Cube absolutely, the
Speaker 5: Nissan Cube, yes, which are fucking hidious?
Speaker 2: Have you've been the Oh my god, they're the most
Speaker 2: putrid cars ever. I'll google it. On it.
Speaker 1: And I always wanted to drive a cube. It's great.
Speaker 2: If you can't find a car park, you just put
Speaker 2: it in your pocket. Here, look, nissing cube. Isn't that vile?
Speaker 1: Almost?
Speaker 2: And also I hate to be.
Speaker 5: That guy, but it's actually not a cube. It's a
Speaker 5: rectangular prison for facta with.
Speaker 2: A bonnet as well.
Speaker 1: They should have committed what's kind of like Brum had
Speaker 1: some kind of horrible ancestual moment.
Speaker 2: My god, Brum went in the crush.
Speaker 5: What about sugar cubes? They were sort of outlawed because
Speaker 5: they were unhygienic.
Speaker 3: Yes, I just think of horses, you know in the
Speaker 3: Saddle Club that give them sugar cubes.
Speaker 5: I remember watching Saddle Club, but I don't have that
Speaker 5: many vivid memories of it.
Speaker 2: I've got to tell you.
Speaker 1: There's something got to be very satisfying, though it's only
Speaker 1: it's only ever happened to be once or twice. I
Speaker 1: stayed in a real bougie hotel, kind of like an
Speaker 1: old world thing. They bring out a little cup of
Speaker 1: sugar cubes and the little tongues and you pop that
Speaker 1: in your teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh, the tongue. See that makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yes, we'll think of all the trees that are being
Speaker 5: murdered for the paper in the sugar sachet's instead of
Speaker 5: just the cube.
Speaker 1: Exactly right.
Speaker 2: The only time I've used sugar.
Speaker 5: Cubes is like making absence, you know how you set
Speaker 5: it on fire on top of the absence and then
Speaker 5: you drop it in or something like that.
Speaker 3: I think we all should appreciate cubes more.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I really think we've milked these, haven't we.
Speaker 2: We didn't even think of the top five cubes.
Speaker 5: The sugar cube, the Rubik's Cube, the dice, the Nissen cube.
Speaker 2: We've only got four? Come on, one more cube?
Speaker 3: Cube cubes, tubes, cube a cube?
Speaker 2: Well there really aren't many.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobe, we've really winched the whole cube thing, haven't we.
Speaker 2: Cue No, I will not. I refuse to move on
Speaker 2: until we name it fifty.
Speaker 3: No, I need another cube.
Speaker 1: So someone that's listening to this podcast that is just
Speaker 1: like a real cube lover, that's just like, how very
Speaker 1: dare you? You only got four?
Speaker 5: They're yelling at the podcast like they've got one on
Speaker 5: their mind, just yelling it. Okay, it's come to these.
Speaker 3: I'm googling right, Yeah, No, I need to know cube.
Speaker 2: Things that are cube shaped things.
Speaker 1: That cube ice cube ice cube is good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, they're iconic.
Speaker 5: And what kind of dog doesn't actually refill the ice
Speaker 5: cube tray after empty?
Speaker 2: No, you have to low lives, absolutely low lives.
Speaker 1: Also side note, can we talk about the giant ice
Speaker 1: cube thing that you can get from kmart? What have
Speaker 1: you seen these where it's just like it's it's a
Speaker 1: normal ice cube, like philly uppy thingy that's made out
Speaker 1: of silico, but they're massive.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're the ones I've got.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so good.
Speaker 5: Really sorry that drink bottle was open when I started
Speaker 5: shaking up to demonstrate that I've got me fat ice.
Speaker 2: Cubes in here.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things. If you go somewhere that's
Speaker 1: very very uppity, they'll bring out like a drink or
Speaker 1: a whiskey or something like that and it's got an
Speaker 1: ice cube in that that's got the branding of whatever
Speaker 1: place that you're in, So you just have to name
Speaker 1: in a restaurant on the cube. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's just that. It's a little touches. It's the little things.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're getting Is it just me ice
Speaker 2: pa track?
Speaker 5: Yes, I insist. I insist that can be Mon's prize.
Speaker 5: Make sure you hit up Jennifer your prize Mon as
Speaker 5: well at a couple of minutes on Instagram. Right now,
Speaker 5: let's have a quickie, darling, just a quick hit of
Speaker 5: celeb entertainment news. Obviously, something near and dear to my
Speaker 5: clip is that Kath and Kim the revival the twenty
Speaker 5: years specially we've had our first look at that.
Speaker 3: It looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was actually pleasantly surprised at what I saw because
Speaker 5: I thought, and I've gone on records saying, nah, the characters,
Speaker 5: those actors can't revive those characters because they're too old,
Speaker 5: like they're up.
Speaker 2: In their sixties. Now I think Jenna google that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to besmirch them, but I thought
Speaker 5: they'd be way too old, and particularly Gena.
Speaker 2: Riley is Kim.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was blown away at how young she managed
Speaker 5: to look, because Kim's meant to be twenty five and
Speaker 5: this woman is how old Jenna.
Speaker 3: Gena Riley is sixty one.
Speaker 5: Jesus, there we go, and they don't look that different.
Speaker 5: They look a bit tired around the eyes, but that's it.
Speaker 5: I did notice that Kim had a giant parasion he's
Speaker 5: on and I thought that was quite clever. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: trying to disguise the fact that she's aged somewhat. But
Speaker 5: I don't know what the actual reunion's going to be
Speaker 5: yet because they've obviously shot news, which is nice. And
Speaker 5: by the way, I saw all the comments were saying, oh,
Speaker 5: I thought the house was demolished. Where do they film this?
Speaker 2: Sam? Can you back me up and say that it's
Speaker 2: clearly green screened?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen the sneak peak?
Speaker 1: And it's also done. It's not done badly, but it's
Speaker 1: not done well.
Speaker 5: It's just done badly enough that I can tell it's
Speaker 5: green screen I'll play the little sneak peak for you.
Speaker 5: Obviously you can't see it now, but just fucking gurgle
Speaker 5: it or something.
Speaker 2: But here it is the event that happens once in
Speaker 2: a lifetime. I have news. So Kath and Kim twenty
Speaker 2: years celebration, Hello Christmas.
Speaker 6: Don't you two look? Flies have done.
Speaker 7: Yep, we're officially stanky rich.
Speaker 2: They've got money to burn and are ready to live.
Speaker 6: The high life.
Speaker 3: It's unusual.
Speaker 1: It's gone you special event.
Speaker 4: Kath and Kim, our refluent life coming to seven and
Speaker 4: seven plus just surreal.
Speaker 5: See green screen right, And I was a bit surprised
Speaker 5: that these my effluent life specialist coming to Channel seven
Speaker 5: because I really thought they could easily pull the Netflix
Speaker 5: deal out of that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, Kathinkim's on Netflix.
Speaker 5: Now, and you will not believe how alive and thriving
Speaker 5: the Kath and Kim fan base is.
Speaker 2: You guys in the Facebook group?
Speaker 3: Yes, no, Oh, it's the best group there.
Speaker 5: It's to Kath and Kim Appreciation Society, and it's always
Speaker 5: popping off at any hour of the day. And I
Speaker 5: think it's because it's on Netflix now that they've had
Speaker 5: a resurgence.
Speaker 1: Ye, so that's good. I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Like when I was in school when it was actually
Speaker 5: on television, I was that fucking weird kid that watched
Speaker 5: kathin Kim and had no one to talk to about.
Speaker 3: See nobody, nobody even knew what.
Speaker 5: It was, No one understood the references, no, when it
Speaker 5: was actually on air. But now it's had a resurgence
Speaker 5: twenty years later, and I have a feeling that this
Speaker 5: my affluent life special they're doing. There'll be like new
Speaker 5: scenes like that, new bits and pieces, but it's obviously
Speaker 5: not going to be a new episode.
Speaker 1: No guarantee they're gonna do like a cold open or something. Well,
Speaker 1: they'll come in, they'll do a scene, and then the
Speaker 1: rest of it will be like Friends, where they sit
Speaker 1: around and go Now, I remember twenty years ago when
Speaker 1: we first started. It'll be that for forty more minutes.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon it'll leave me that. I reckon it'll
Speaker 2: be like a twenty to one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'll introduce each grab as characters in character
Speaker 5: I should say, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They'll be like, oh, Kim, remember when we went to
Speaker 2: the high coolam throw to that?
Speaker 1: How grim?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I do think that it could have been done much better.
Speaker 5: I reckon it should have been on a friend's reunion scale.
Speaker 5: But you know, apparently kathin Kim isn't quite as successful
Speaker 5: as Friends, which I think, you know, do your own research.
Speaker 2: That can't be right.
Speaker 1: That gave James Cordon bring him, Mitch Stury do a
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 2: There's no way.
Speaker 5: Do you know how much I would be furious if
Speaker 5: he were toasting the Kath and Kim reunion because.
Speaker 2: He's never even watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he told me.
Speaker 2: Recently that he's watched a episode an.
Speaker 3: Episode that's no, that's not a fine.
Speaker 2: No, no way, I'd be fuming.
Speaker 1: You think James Corden has watched a single episode of Friends?
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, he's a loser. Of course he has.
Speaker 2: He's pathetic.
Speaker 5: I actually don't hate James Corden. It's just fun to
Speaker 5: get on the bandwagon. Yeah, it's James Corden New nickelback
Speaker 5: where it's like he's not even bad, it's just it's
Speaker 5: culturally normal to bag him out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that, because he's actually insanely talented. Like
Speaker 3: the fact that you know he was in.
Speaker 2: Cats, don't bring that up.
Speaker 1: No, I think it was Cats. It was the whole
Speaker 1: thing about the targetting toe for Carple karaoke. People just
Speaker 1: hated him for that, the fact he's in everything for
Speaker 1: some reason. Yeah, I get it. But I like him
Speaker 1: and the shop.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but no, I wouldn't be bringing up the
Speaker 5: Cats thing. If I were him, I'd strike that from
Speaker 5: the resume.
Speaker 3: Everyone in CA.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like Kyle and Jackie.
Speaker 5: Are hosting Big Brother. Let's just not talk about it.
Speaker 5: We'll pretend that never happened. And also, this is not
Speaker 5: so much celeb news. But it's more like a homegrown
Speaker 5: star if you like. We're all familiar with Alan Sabula,
Speaker 5: aren't we.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Alan, I'm surprised you are. Sam.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I'm not. You know, no, I just went
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, great.
Speaker 5: Well he's one of those people where if you don't
Speaker 5: know him by name, like guaranteed you would have seen
Speaker 5: one of his videos from years ago.
Speaker 2: Though, let me google him.
Speaker 3: You'll know his face.
Speaker 5: All okay, T s I b U l y A Sibilia,
Speaker 5: you'll know him. He does videos like this.
Speaker 2: So this is rich kids of Sydney.
Speaker 9: I actually live in belvy Hill, so I guess you
Speaker 9: can call me a bellvy Hill beauty. Well, my parents
Speaker 9: call me. Well you know what they say, if you
Speaker 9: live in Double Bay, you're probably getting double the pay.
Speaker 9: So yeah, my dad's definitely getting that. I've actually been
Speaker 9: to the Western Suburbs I think about once. Yeah, because
Speaker 9: it was such a long way way, I think I
Speaker 9: must have thought I was in Hunter Valley, which the
Speaker 9: wine capital of Australia. Yeah, the Western seem to have
Speaker 9: any wineries, so yeah, I wouldn't wouldn't recommend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's the Island Sibilia that we all would
Speaker 5: be familiar with. I'm sure give him at Google, you'll
Speaker 5: recognize the face.
Speaker 2: So he was like huge.
Speaker 5: He was always making viral videos all over your news
Speaker 5: feeds constantly. And then what would you say, Jenna, that
Speaker 5: was like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen. Yep, I think twenty
Speaker 5: eighteen two.
Speaker 3: Maybe prime was probably twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 5: And so Jenna and I actually used to work with him,
Speaker 5: and so, you know, he'd come to team drinks and stuff.
Speaker 2: He was one of our colleagues.
Speaker 5: But then outside of that, he was also making all
Speaker 5: his own videos, and he was also doing a.
Speaker 2: Law degree at the time.
Speaker 3: He was at university too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he just vanished.
Speaker 1: See that's why I was like, I couldn't place him
Speaker 1: because it's been years. It has any of that.
Speaker 5: It has been years, and you know, we all have
Speaker 5: creative slumps. I can go a month or two without
Speaker 5: posting much. But he literally vanished. And it got to
Speaker 5: the point where we were actually a little bit concerned
Speaker 5: and very good because yeah, he used to be a
Speaker 5: colleague of mine and Jenna's.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've got his number, I'll give him
Speaker 2: a ring.
Speaker 5: This number has been disconnected and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: and so I messaged him on Facebook just being like,
Speaker 5: oh hi, old friend house things, nothing, And that was
Speaker 5: like twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I think, did he just go on sabbatical to KOI
Speaker 1: sure some thing and just decided he was going to
Speaker 1: become a hermit.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I really don't know.
Speaker 5: And then he did post a couple of bits and
Speaker 5: pieces on Instagram in twenty twenty. Yeah, like he posted
Speaker 5: one video and then he did that blackout tile thing
Speaker 5: that everyone was posting.
Speaker 3: Yep, that was his last post. Yeah, long time.
Speaker 5: And so he went most of twenty twenty, all of
Speaker 5: twenty twenty one, and then up until literally last week
Speaker 5: most of twenty twenty two not posting a thing.
Speaker 1: See all of that kind of gives me kidnapped by
Speaker 1: the cartel kind of vice.
Speaker 5: Seriously, I'm not kidding. But we were concerned because Mitch
Speaker 5: and I we were gonna call him on the podcast
Speaker 5: because at this point I hadn't realized his number was
Speaker 5: his connected. We were going to call him on the
Speaker 5: podcast and just be like, Alan.
Speaker 2: Where have you been, how are you? What are you
Speaker 2: up to?
Speaker 5: Just doing a little, you know, check in, And I thought,
Speaker 5: I won't call him out of the blue. I'll check
Speaker 5: with one of our friends, one of our mutual friends,
Speaker 5: who's a bit closer to Alan than I ever was,
Speaker 5: And so I said to her, Oh, we're thinking of
Speaker 5: calling him, and she said, no, babe, don't do it.
Speaker 2: Don't do it. It's too tough. You just don't go there.
Speaker 5: And I was like, what the fuck's happenings? Even worse,
Speaker 5: I was like, is he in prison? Where he is
Speaker 5: Alan behind buzz? Because I also thought, oh, maybe because
Speaker 5: he's studying to be a lawyer, maybe he burnt out,
Speaker 5: or maybe he finished the degree and he's now trying
Speaker 5: to be taken seriously as a lawyer.
Speaker 2: He can't be posting bullshit on the internet. But in
Speaker 2: that case, he probably would have wiped.
Speaker 5: His history exactly. And so basically it was his big
Speaker 5: mystery whatever happened to Alan Sabula? And I was chatting
Speaker 5: with a friend about it, one of the girls we
Speaker 5: used to work with, Jenna, and I was like, his
Speaker 5: numbers is connected, He's not chatting on Facebook. The only
Speaker 5: communication that's left is the email address in his Instagram bio,
Speaker 5: And so we were like, let's do it, Let's email him.
Speaker 5: So I sent an email and I said, Hi, old friend,
Speaker 5: just checking in. Haven't heard from you in a while,
Speaker 5: hope you well, miss you whatever. It was very lovely.
Speaker 5: I wasn't crying for information or anything. And then the
Speaker 5: next day he messaged that friend I was with and said, Hey,
Speaker 5: I've had an idea for a musical comedy skit that
Speaker 5: I want to do.
Speaker 2: Will you help me shoot it?
Speaker 5: And I was like, he may have ghosted me, but
Speaker 5: I have a feeling that it was my beautiful, kind,
Speaker 5: encouraging words that lulled him out of this.
Speaker 2: Deep creative flump.
Speaker 3: He changed his life.
Speaker 2: So I'm taking full credit. I'm taking full credit.
Speaker 5: And this was a month or so ago, and then
Speaker 5: last week finally the musical comedy skit arrived.
Speaker 2: It was literally a music video.
Speaker 5: The song's on Spotify too, and it's called why did
Speaker 5: You Want Follow?
Speaker 2: Here's a little listen.
Speaker 1: Stories. Yep.
Speaker 5: So that's his his comeback, and you will have me
Speaker 5: to thank because, like I said, my beautiful email checking
Speaker 5: in with him obviously inspired him to start creating again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, thank you, No, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: It was so funny though, because like after being essentially missing,
Speaker 5: he was missing.
Speaker 2: All the comments on.
Speaker 5: That video were saying, Alan, I'm so glad that you're
Speaker 5: posting again because you don't know how many times I've
Speaker 5: actually googled if you died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, because he just there was no sign of life.
Speaker 5: Even if you're not making videos anymore, you think you
Speaker 5: might get the occasional Instagram story or something. And so yeah,
Speaker 5: he just vanished, and thank god the mystery solved. Alan's back,
Speaker 5: He's alive, he's not in prison anymore. I still don't
Speaker 5: know what happened there. But if you've come back from
Speaker 5: like a two or three year blackout, wouldn't you do
Speaker 5: like a where I've been explanatd No, that will much.
Speaker 1: Where's the hour and twenty minutes YouTube video about where
Speaker 1: I've been?
Speaker 3: And he was like something I would watch every second
Speaker 3: of that. Yeah, I want an expose a on where
Speaker 3: Alan sen.
Speaker 5: We should go full fucking tire Brown on this. So
Speaker 5: one of these got the same A dreads because I've
Speaker 5: been to his house. We would just rock up and go,
Speaker 5: what do you have to say?
Speaker 2: We do a press conference right out of the front
Speaker 2: of his bloody Bondie home. I was talking to a
Speaker 2: right hey about it too, and he goes, can you
Speaker 2: imagine how dramatic might.
Speaker 5: Comeback would be if I've gone three years without post thing,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh my god, that's so true. He
Speaker 5: would never just post the video and not acknowledge the
Speaker 5: fact that he's been missing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I need that expose.
Speaker 5: Yeah, an expose. I don't want to pry into Alan's business,
Speaker 5: but I am very curious.
Speaker 3: It's not information. I want to know what the past
Speaker 3: few years have been.
Speaker 1: But because you don't, what you don't want it to be, though,
Speaker 1: is you go really deep dive and you find out
Speaker 1: that's something really kind of a bit like something you
Speaker 1: don't want to find out. What I want is for
Speaker 1: him to say, oh, yeah, no, I just decided that
Speaker 1: I was just going to throw my life away and
Speaker 1: just live in the Hamptons for the last five years
Speaker 1: with no phone or internet.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, well, okay, maybe he turned to
Speaker 2: the church.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well I've become a scientologist. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think so much.
Speaker 5: No, Look, I am curious, but at the end of
Speaker 5: the day, it's none of my business. All we know
Speaker 5: is that Alan's alive and well and we're glad for that.
Speaker 2: He's back, Darlin, he's back.
Speaker 1: Is it just me listening on Spotify? Don't forget to
Speaker 1: leave a five? Start eating you're listening.
Speaker 3: To Is it just to me?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: You might remember last week on the podcast, we were
Speaker 5: talking about the fact that Nicki Minaja's fans keeps selling
Speaker 5: her shit on eBay. They found like a lost nail
Speaker 5: of hers and they found someone pulled a strand of
Speaker 5: hair out of her wig popped it on eBay.
Speaker 2: The nail went for fifty five grand.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: People just kept bidding and bidding and bidding, and it
Speaker 5: went for fifty five grand. The strand of hair not
Speaker 5: quite that much, but still nineteen thousand. It's million dollars
Speaker 5: is a lot for a strand of hair. And Chery
Speaker 5: decided that he would try and see if our fans
Speaker 5: are just as passionate and would buy a random shit
Speaker 5: from us. So we were celebrating the three year anniversary
Speaker 5: last week. We popped some champagne. We signed the cork
Speaker 5: that came out of the champagne bottle. Cheery popped that
Speaker 5: on eBay and would you believe there was quite the
Speaker 5: bidding war, and I'd like to welcome the winner of
Speaker 5: the bidding war.
Speaker 2: She won the used wine cork. Her name's Kristen. Hello,
Speaker 2: dune Well, christ morel Cherry Goods.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now. The first obvious question is what were you thinking?
Speaker 6: I don't know. All I know is that I wanted it.
Speaker 5: You did, and you got it, darling. So drum roll,
Speaker 5: let's reveal the total amount that it went for.
Speaker 2: Did it quite reach the.
Speaker 5: Fifty five brand that Nuki minaj fans are willing to pay?
Speaker 5: What did you pay, Kristin?
Speaker 6: I paid sixty seven dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, actually to be fair, way more than
Speaker 1: I thought it would go for.
Speaker 2: Right, me too.
Speaker 5: I thought someone in the Facebook group say, I wish
Speaker 5: it went for sixty nine.
Speaker 2: That'd be like, oh, you couldn't chuck us two bucks, Kristen.
Speaker 2: For God's sake, I know it.
Speaker 6: Someone kept out bidding me and I, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So at what point did you enter the bidding war? Like,
Speaker 5: what was your first bid?
Speaker 6: It was certainly twenty dollars or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, see that seems like an appropriate amount.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then it went just like crazy, And then
Speaker 8: I said I'm not going to go anything more than
Speaker 8: fifty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Your bloody did.
Speaker 3: You had to?
Speaker 6: And I did.
Speaker 2: You're a competitive bitch, I can tell.
Speaker 6: I thought, I've come this far, I need to win this.
Speaker 2: What do you do for work? Can I ask? Oh?
Speaker 6: I work in healthcare?
Speaker 2: Oh so you've got money to burn? Is that right?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Not quite? Not quite?
Speaker 2: Clearly you do.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: Look, obviously you've paid sixty seven dollars, which for a
Speaker 5: used winecock seems a bit absurd, and so we were like, oh,
Speaker 5: we can't accept that money.
Speaker 2: It was Cherry's idea.
Speaker 5: He said, let's ask Kristen to pick a charity and
Speaker 5: we'll donate that sixty seven dollars rather than taking it ourselves.
Speaker 2: Because it's just a used winecork. It would have gone
Speaker 2: in the bin. You know it, feel the.
Speaker 5: Bad profiting from that absolute So have you got a
Speaker 5: charity of mind?
Speaker 6: I would love to peak share the dignity.
Speaker 2: Share the dignity, Okay, tell us about them.
Speaker 8: They're the ones that collect the sanitary products for women.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I just think no one should ever have
Speaker 8: to go without necessities. So they hanged them out to
Speaker 8: women that are in maybe homeless situations, domestic balanced situations.
Speaker 8: I know they've set up things in high schools so
Speaker 8: school kids can get free products.
Speaker 2: Okay, we love that.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, well, because we're not singy either, we
Speaker 5: might just round it up to a cheeky hundred for
Speaker 5: Share of the Dignity Kristin, how do you find not?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think that's a great I love it.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do with this bloody cork?
Speaker 2: By the way, I don't even know.
Speaker 6: Put it in pride of place somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you've got have you got a pool room?
Speaker 2: Obviously it'll go with all your other prized possessions.
Speaker 6: Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2: Have you got any of our other merch like our
Speaker 2: mugs and stuff?
Speaker 5: No prize, keep it, Jennis, send one Christen's way please,
Speaker 5: she can put the cork in the mug together. Thank you,
Speaker 5: absolutely lovely, Kristin, You're absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Thanks for buying it, no problem, and thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Darling.
Speaker 3: We love you.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: How good is she got're reading? What Shared the Dignity do?
Speaker 1: This is actually amazing. They've voluntary've sent over nearly one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty thousand period products to remote indigenous communities,
Speaker 1: they set up vending machines. They do have got over
Speaker 1: six thousand people volunteering, and people donate period products to
Speaker 1: them as well. Okay, this is amazing. Three point eight
Speaker 1: million period products have been donated to them by other people.
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's gorgeous. What's the website?
Speaker 5: Maybe any idiot's listening might like to donate some period
Speaker 5: products as well.
Speaker 1: You can go to share the dignity dot org dot
Speaker 1: au and register today. And they've got a whole October
Speaker 1: Move for Dignity thing that they're doing as well, So
Speaker 1: go and check that out.
Speaker 6: Oh cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and as someone with zero dignity yourself, Sam, this
Speaker 5: must be really enlightened.
Speaker 1: Well I need someone to share something with me at
Speaker 1: this point.
Speaker 5: All right, we better get out of here, Arlen's but
Speaker 5: thanks for listening to another episode?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? I'm sure Cherry will be back
Speaker 2: next week. If not, I guess.
Speaker 5: It's be dead Thanky, But have to be dead not
Speaker 5: to show up here exactly?
Speaker 2: How do you think Sam's first? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Went Jenna?
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you. Yeah, you did so well.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, to be fair, I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: sore afterwards, but it's fine.
Speaker 3: That's normal. Second time round, you'll do so much better.
Speaker 5: You'll be walking funny for the next to Ay. Just me,
Speaker 5: what are you laughing at? Jenny? Anyway, don't forget to
Speaker 5: hit up at couple of mitches if you've got an
Speaker 5: is it just me of your own? And those mugs
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Speaker 5: to be shutting down that mug staw soon, so get
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Speaker 2: Otherwise you will catch you next week. Idiots, see you soon.
Speaker 1: Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 5: the end, we pretend the show is done. Keep talking ship.
Speaker 5: This bit is not planned structured. Oh god, you guys
Speaker 5: must be tired. You haven't napped this whole time. Sam,
Speaker 5: do you want to go nine eyes?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I need to. I'm having this moment where I've just
Speaker 1: if every two minutes I'm in flux. So I've got
Speaker 1: I've got me red Bull that has hit me to
Speaker 1: like a nice high, and then I'll immediately crash into
Speaker 1: just this little I can actually.
Speaker 2: See you've still got the shakes a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm so fine. What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: I feel like, because you're such an old school radio guy,
Speaker 5: you're in this this habit. When there's a mic in
Speaker 5: front of you, you think you have to be animated.
Speaker 5: I don't subscribe to that, So just relax. I can
Speaker 5: see your shoulders are tense.
Speaker 2: Like this.
Speaker 1: I'm always this tense. This is who I am.
Speaker 2: I should have brought my vibrator.
Speaker 5: Okay, not sexual one. I've got one of those back massages.
Speaker 3: Oh they're so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I lost it. I was.
Speaker 5: I was handing it round when Sam was at my
Speaker 5: place the other night. I was handing it around to
Speaker 5: everyone there like it was a bong, pass the vibrator,
Speaker 5: the massage that everyone's having a whirl of their shoulders.
Speaker 5: And then it went missing, and I was like, who
Speaker 5: fucking flogged my shoulder vibrator?
Speaker 1: Mean to return?
Speaker 2: So he's come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to be honest. I've not used it
Speaker 1: for my shoulders at any point.
Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sake.
Speaker 1: Well, it's what I'm saying single on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: need something and he's no divergent.
Speaker 2: So there's that. Oh yes, he's experienced, ladies.
Speaker 3: Congratulations on that.
Speaker 1: So I didn't hear what you said, because can you
Speaker 1: repeat that?
Speaker 2: I said? What did I say? I'm glad that it
Speaker 2: was a precious memory for you.
Speaker 1: Got to What did I say?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my covid fog, my covid fog.
Speaker 2: What did I have to say?
Speaker 3: Something about Sam being beautiful?
Speaker 2: I said, he's no longer a virgin?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm very very experienced, ladies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, I just need a couple more goals,
Speaker 1: I guess, just a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, level up? Have you got any other? Is it
Speaker 2: just Me's up your sleeve? You want to get off
Speaker 2: your clip? Nap? I forget I asked.
Speaker 3: Anyway. I have to go, So goodbye.
Speaker 2: That was so aggressive. Goodbye? Where are you off to?
Speaker 3: I'm getting my eye brows done?
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess that's important.
Speaker 3: It's very important.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, Thank you so much, everybody. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: No, thanks for doing Yeah see ya? Are you actually
Speaker 2: gonna leave?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh my God, watch this, Sam, she's just going to dither. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like she hasn't she still hasn't taken headphones off.
Speaker 3: I'm taking my headphones off now.
Speaker 2: Just go get the fuck out of here. You don't
Speaker 2: have to narrate the whole thing. Bye Jenna leaving now. Wait,
Speaker 2: don't forget to send Christen a prize though.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 5: Sorry, take your time, Sam, We're going to try and
Speaker 5: ignore that all these happening over there.
Speaker 2: No, can we I don't think we're getting there. She's
Speaker 2: making it so audible. Yeah, there's a lot of possible jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh for fuck.
Speaker 2: My mom's like this. We've noticed that. My sister and
Speaker 2: I talk about it all the time. We're like, mom
Speaker 2: started the family. They're such ditherers.
Speaker 5: They did that, and sometimes now that my sister's a mum,
Speaker 5: she started to do it and I'm like, you're dithering.
Speaker 5: She goes fuck sorry, Yeah, okay, bye bye Jenna, ah
Speaker 5: bye bye.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are yeah, like you to be fair? Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Bye Jenna?
Speaker 2: Get out anyway? It's just me?
Speaker 1: Or do you ever have those moments where you you
Speaker 1: know that you're ready to leave, like you're done. I
Speaker 1: find this all the time at work where I'm just
Speaker 1: like I'm done. I don't need anything else. I'm just happy,
Speaker 1: like everything sorted. Yeah, but I will stay for a
Speaker 1: whole other hour just because I just the idea of
Speaker 1: having to go somewhere, get on the train, get in
Speaker 1: your car, do whatever. It is just feels like so
Speaker 1: much effort.
Speaker 5: I'm more like that when it comes to leaving the house. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like I will do a little mental checklist. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I've got my bag, I've got my shoes on, I've
Speaker 5: got my keys. And yet for some reason, i feel
Speaker 5: like I'm not ready to leave yet. No, And I'm
Speaker 5: like I don't know what I'm I'm gonna do the
Speaker 5: fuck I did that and I end up being late
Speaker 5: and I'm like, Okay, the train's about to leave. If
Speaker 5: I leave now, I will make it. And yet I
Speaker 5: think I'll just get the next one. No, I give
Speaker 5: myself a bit of dinner time.
Speaker 1: See, I can't give myself options. I have to leave
Speaker 1: it to the absolute last second. Otherwise, yeah, nothing's going
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I hate doing that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Although having said that, it is an ADHD thing
Speaker 5: where it's like, if it's urgent, I can get it done,
Speaker 5: I'll nail it.
Speaker 2: But being prepared.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 5: Do you know how unprepared I was the first time
Speaker 5: I did my stand up comedy shows. I left it
Speaker 5: until like the month after even start riding the basket. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was so good in Brisbane that it was the
Speaker 5: first time I've been off book.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't have to check my notes once.
Speaker 2: Let us remembered it.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at you go, which is like I.
Speaker 5: Shouldn't be applauded. That's what I should be able to
Speaker 5: do from the get go. But I have a little
Speaker 5: color coated cheat sheet on the stage. I didn't have
Speaker 5: to look at it once.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it's it's I'm probably not as subtle as
Speaker 5: I think I am looking at it. I always go
Speaker 5: over for a glass of wine and I'm just like,
Speaker 5: I'm like, haven't got my fucking glasses on.
Speaker 1: So that's where you got to print it in like
Speaker 1: an a like like an a one sheet. I know
Speaker 1: that just taped to the floor.
Speaker 2: But that's super obvious. No.
Speaker 1: I always enjoy it when I see a band and
Speaker 1: have just got their lyrics just taped to the entire
Speaker 1: the entire level of the floor. Yeah, a song and
Speaker 1: giant von.
Speaker 5: I went and saw m Rasciano's comedy show recently, and
Speaker 5: she did not even try and hide the fact that
Speaker 5: she was referring to notes because she had them sicky
Speaker 5: taped at the front of the stage and I was
Speaker 5: up high so I could see the notes, and she
Speaker 5: would just openly say, hang, I'll wear my up to
Speaker 5: and she'd like look at it, and she'd kind of
Speaker 5: make it part of the act.
Speaker 2: And I was like, maybe I should do that.
Speaker 5: Just instead of like trying to be subtle and like yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm winging it, just be open and be like, oh fuck,
Speaker 5: wear them up to.
Speaker 1: I like the fact that Am has become a bit
Speaker 1: of an advocate radio.
Speaker 2: Definitely it's good.
Speaker 1: I'd mind that about her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: There's a few people me and Freedman as well. She's
Speaker 5: like a late in life diagnosis. And I feel like
Speaker 5: I'm lucky because I got in in twenty fifteen and
Speaker 5: got diagnosed. And I feel like I don't want to
Speaker 5: say the word trend, but I feel like now it's
Speaker 5: more common and spoken about, and it's probably something people
Speaker 5: consider more. Maybe I'm made HD because apparently the process
Speaker 5: of getting diagnosed now is very lengthy.
Speaker 2: Oh I got it done in a few weeks.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just starting my diagnosis journey. And
Speaker 1: as ah, yeah, yeah, and it's because of you there
Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, as soon as we've started talking about
Speaker 1: it more, I've gone oh shit. And then I talked
Speaker 1: to a bunch of more of my friends were all
Speaker 1: starting to just as soon as became more talked about.
Speaker 1: And also the symptoms you know that you exhibit are
Speaker 1: not just oh I'm a bit kookie. It's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's a whole thing here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I spotted in you for the moment I met you. No, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, look at him over there, fuckinghigh focusing.
Speaker 1: I remember once we were working together on Colin Jackie
Speaker 1: O and my full on mania kicked in and that
Speaker 1: was a that was a whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I know how to handle people when they're in mania.
Speaker 5: It is good when you're hyper fixating to have someone
Speaker 5: around to be like you can cut that corner.
Speaker 2: It's like I will, I will.
Speaker 5: Fucking nitpick and like really really that no one will
Speaker 5: thank me for it, Like all the nitpicking I do
Speaker 5: when it comes to like editing or whatever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, also speaking of leaving things for the absolute
Speaker 1: last minute. So I'm getting my hair done today.
Speaker 2: Oh, are you getting a perm do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of just a little bit of
Speaker 1: a fritz in the color.
Speaker 2: For those who don't know, Sam has got Jesus like hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've me one. This is the thing
Speaker 1: I've noticed that people on the the fucking long hair.
Speaker 5: You're getting the ADHD. You're just trying to be me,
Speaker 5: aren't you. You're going brunette, for fuck's sake, and you're
Speaker 5: gonna put on a few kilos.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be me. You're getting a lisp like.
Speaker 1: No, But to be fair, when I met you, I
Speaker 1: did have short hair.
Speaker 2: It was much shorter than it is now. You've actually
Speaker 2: outgrown me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking I warned you at one point. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going for But also this is like, this is
Speaker 1: a whole COVID thing because I remember people saying, you know,
Speaker 1: on the Indian Idiots group, Oh, I didn't expect them
Speaker 1: to look like a woodstock hippie, which I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to figure out whether I cut it
Speaker 1: off or whether I go short and.
Speaker 2: By When you say cut it all off, do you
Speaker 2: mean like buzz cut?
Speaker 1: No? Oh god no?
Speaker 2: And short? Do you mean still long? But not as
Speaker 2: long as it is?
Speaker 1: It sounds like a little bit more male. To be fair, like,
Speaker 1: I just I want to go for like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, more top heavy, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: This is all very visual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to look less like a woman?
Speaker 2: Just thinking? You know you don't look like one at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But to be fair, I'm making this decision when
Speaker 1: my appointment is in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so are you going to be late?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna have to go in a minute.
Speaker 2: But are you ditching me too? What you were ditching
Speaker 2: me too? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well I don't want to, but we've kind of just
Speaker 1: been saying you've just been sitting here having a yarn.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, don't let me fucking hold you up.
Speaker 1: A decision first? Do I go shorter? Do I not?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit shorter, but don't go like Lord farkward short. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it has to be like past the chin at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want like a bob. Yeah yeah, alright.
Speaker 2: Alright, well decision mane Okay, I'll do that. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: i'll see you next week. Maybe yes, you've got a
Speaker 2: girlfriend by then, in which case you don't need.
Speaker 1: Us hit me up. If you're on tender, just drop
Speaker 1: drop dropping yourself near the Kiss studio, my god, more
Speaker 1: often than not. Yeah, go to the passport mode.
Speaker 2: Just do that.
Speaker 1: I basically live here.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, well turtles, I'm just leave. It's fine.
Speaker 5: I can't believe this, so yeah, babe, Oh, I can't
Speaker 5: believe this. Mitchar's left me, Jennet's left me. Now Sam,
Speaker 5: for the first time in history, it is just me.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 5: percent better today.
Speaker 2: I suppose.
Speaker 5: Hate to cut it short, but yeah, I don't know
Speaker 5: how I'm going to have a conversation with myself. I
Speaker 5: don't know how solo podcast hosts do that.
Speaker 2: Oh ba, maas sill, I'm podcasting, Oh ba myself. God.
Speaker 5: You know when you think in your head that you
Speaker 5: can sing, but I've got headphones on and I'm hearing
Speaker 5: it back.
Speaker 2: That was no good.
Speaker 5: Hey anyway, thanks for I'm glad that you stuck with me.
Speaker 5: Dear listener, I'm glad that you haven't abandoned me. Sis
Speaker 5: you and I and hopefully you'll be able to join
Speaker 5: us again next week. We love you.
Speaker 2: Hit us up by a couple of mitches anytime you
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