WEBVTT - #124: Never Eat Soggy Weet-Bix 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.400 I think that people. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:08.879 I'll tell you what. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.880 Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.120 sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.160 No, you know, I had it in the car on 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:24.599 the way home and I didn't have a spood, so 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.960 I was like an hour a dillo trying to get 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:26.759 ants out of a hole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.840 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:36.440 Bean fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:37.160 about the right person. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:42.960 Goodness, may this is just I'm still to play a 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.040 couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.919 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.199 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.480 Sorry now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:59.120 Well, Hello, Hello, welcome back to the podcast. Mitchell Cheery's 0:00:59.160 --> 0:00:59.920 ditched me again. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:00.840 This week. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.480 He's having his own little psychiatric recess. If you like 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:06.319 original idiots will know what that means. So you know 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.000 we're wishing him well, but hey, third Wheel Prize keeper 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.440 Jenny's here as normal. Yes, and of course contraceptive diaphram. 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:17.560 Sam's hanging around. So we got this cover, don't we work. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.679 We'll give it a well, you've got to talk really 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:20.240 close to that mic. 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:20.560 By the way. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.680 You've got a fucking deep throat it like me. Look, yeah, 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.959 I know what I'm doing. It's fine, Jenna. You know 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.959 what I figured out. You know how Sam had a 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:32.800 bit of a hiatus from the podcast. Yes, I realized 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.800 that he only comes crawling back when he's single to 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.240 try and pick up one of our skank Nay, it's true. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.800 It's because he's been in Scones for the last couple 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.000 of months and now he's single again. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.040 He's wanting to get his sexy voice out there, hoping 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.560 he'll get some idiot puss. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.040 I didn't realize there's a pattern. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:49.000 It all makes sense. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:54.040 You haven't joined the Endured Idiot's Facebook group. Look, i'll 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:58.240 chuck something out on there. We find a first trap, well. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.040 I mean good like it hasn't worked for Jenna or I, 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.480 but we've not found our lifelong partners on this podcast. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.480 But it seems different. He's a different breed. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:05.360 Yeah, it's true. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.800 I got to say, I walked in the building today 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.880 and I was like, oh god, I'm feeling a bit tired. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:11.600 And then I realized that you guys have been up 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.640 since four am. And I'm like, shit, I'm not going 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.440 to get any pity from them, am I? Well? 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.680 I mean I came in, I've got a shaky hand 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.160 and a red bull in it, and I'm like, this 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:21.639 will be fine. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.720 I'm who I hate that feeling when you're tired and 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.600 you're trying to counteract it with like uppers, but that's 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.640 not going to achieve anything. You just need to sleep, Darland. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.600 If you need to nap halfway through this podcast, by 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:31.200 all means. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.760 Look, that sounds so good. It's nice and warm in 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:35.000 this room. It's quiet. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.480 Yeah, the aircon in this room does make it feel 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.280 like we're in or like thereof I should say the 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.080 lack of aircon makes it feel like we're kind of 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:42.840 in Fiji and we can just be. 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:43.799 Lying on the pool. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.200 Yes, Buller, there is something I had. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.240 A warm room that makes you more sleepy. I'm not 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:48.680 into it. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.120 I don't need this anyway. I mean, you guys, aren't 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.359 you here? You know how this works, aren't you? 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:52.679 Yeah? 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:53.280 Pretty much? 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.079 You tell me, Jenna, how do we start the show 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:55.799 the same way every. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.840 Week with them? 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.200 And is it just me each correct? And what are they. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.480 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.320 Thank you so much, listens. 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.160 I'm hoping you've both bought one. I don't want to 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.359 be doing gym's on my own. 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.079 I have brought one excellent. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.400 Why don't you go first? 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:15.000 No? 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.240 Hang on where? I just realized you have you ever done? 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:17.960 And is it just me? 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.200 You don't know? I haven't? 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.240 What is it just me? Virgin? 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.080 Oh my god, I didn't realize three years of the podcast, 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.919 I've not done a single one because no one has 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.440 asked me. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.680 I just realized because Jim's done, like a few should 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.079 do it every week because usually Mitch and I. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:33.600 But wow, okay, oh my god, he's a virgin. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:34.320 Wow. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.000 We'll have to save that cherry for later. I think 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:38.480 we'll pop that cherry later. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.400 Nervous, I just want to get it over and done with. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.880 I don't want to think about it. I just want 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:43.560 to get it out of my sisters. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:44.960 Do you want to go first? No? 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.640 No, no, I'm happy for that to night, but I'm shy. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.200 Oh he's letting us finish first. What a gentleman, I know. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.280 But your first gym is always nerve wracking by the 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:55.680 second you're used to it. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.240 Just go slow, all right? Should I go first? 0:03:58.440 --> 0:03:58.920 Let's do it? 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.360 All right? Peters Bradley? 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.000 Is it just me? 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.440 Have you ever actually bought something from an infomercial on TV? 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.080 Yes? 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:10.920 I bet your hair, Yes I have. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:11.600 Yeah. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.160 You know how they've got those like twenty four to 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.520 seven shopping channels like TV. What is it? I was 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.240 gonna say TV and Z, but that's not it. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.440 TVSA Yes, TV. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.240 So close those sorts of things that it's running all 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.080 night and they're even on you know, channel nine and 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.440 Channel seven in the mornings. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:26.840 Have you ever actually bought something from them? 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:27.159 Yes? 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:27.760 What did you get? 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.159 You remember the snuggies? I think they're called? 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.720 Oh yes, remember it was like a blanket with armholes. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:38.240 Yeah, like id it was like an historical Udi. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.719 Yes, Snuggies walked so Udies could run. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.160 Yea. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.320 Yeah. The only things I've fallen for were Proactive, which oh. 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.400 Yes, I did go for Proactive when I was going 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.479 to well, yes, isn't it fucked. It's horrific and it 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.599 bleached my skin. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.320 What celebrity endorsements got you over the line. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.000 Jessica Simpson. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.120 I think mine is Katie Perry, but they also had 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.320 like Justin Bieber and on there. And remember recently Kendall 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:03.800 Jenna was flogging it. I was like, oh my god, 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.680 is this still happening. They're still ripping off teenagers, pull 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:07.679 pimply little fucks. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.280 And the thing is there were like five different bottles and. 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:14.120 They never mentioned on the ad that Proactive bleaches the 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.960 fuck out of everything, absolutely and will actually make your 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.120 skin dryer than a nun's more. Yes, they don't mention that, 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:22.080 and then when you actually make the call, they will 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.479 say by the way, they will try and upsell you. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.560 They'll say, by the way, this will be dry and 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.040 awful for your skin, so you might want to buy 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.039 the Proactive branded moisturizer as well. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.400 That it was horrible. I also fell for the Abscircle. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.440 Pro Oh no, I did want one of those. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.440 I don't think I actually got it off the informercial though. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:41.840 I got a used one off gum Tree. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.400 Yeah, but you were inspired by it? 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.279 I was, fuck, they're boring? 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.159 What do you even do in that? I kn'd even 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.040 picture it, you know, the ones, do not. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.479 Know what they are? No, Oh, hang on, I'll find it. 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:55.520 It's like, God, how did you even explain it? Jenna? 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:56.520 You just swivel. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.640 You just it's literally just moving. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.560 It is one of those things that you're like, plunge 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.719 to the wall, suction cup of wall and you're just 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:03.320 like hover. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.320 There no, nothing like that. Here we go. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:06.719 This is a real challenge. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.039 Now you just put your knees on the pads and 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.080 then you just kind of swivel. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.480 Excellent, what is that achieving? 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.440 It's so easy and you can lose weight. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.720 You look like an idiot while you're doing it. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:19.680 You feel like one too, And it's like they say, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.000 it's so easy, but it's also really boring. I was 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.640 swiveling on this stupid fucking thing. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:25.839 Nah, But I mean, you can do anything while you 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.599 do it. You can watch TV, you can talk to 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:28.200 your family. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:36.440 You really can't because that motherfucker's loud. It's like, it 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.320 was so disappointing. And do I have abs? 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.120 No? No, I don't do. I still have pimples, Yes, 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:41.719 yes I do. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:45.599 The weirdest thing about the proactive is that because I'm 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.159 mostly out of out La, not in or out. But 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.880 whenever you go through any major mall in America, there'll 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.440 just be these vending machines for Proactive have you everything. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.560 Really yeah, and it's just it's just filled with these products. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.800 You get your refills, you get your thing. They've got 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.560 like a little video screen showing loops of Justin Bieber going, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.200 you know, I'm twelve here and you know, my skin 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:06.360 up immediately. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.200 I think I saw I saw it at LA Airport 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:09.960 or something. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.200 Yeah, that would make sense. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:12.400 It's random. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.120 I did make a prank call the other night. Sam 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:15.560 was there. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:17.960 I hate to admit what time it was, but I 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:19.720 was a bit Titaly and thought it would be. 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.040 Funny to call TVSN. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.200 Oh my god. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.480 It turns out out of ours they're not selling things. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:26.840 So they had to take my number and name and 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.040 stuff and call me back about what the hell was 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:29.480 I trying to buy. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.160 I can't even remember. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.120 I know, I know it was a massaging bed. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.240 They looked dope, to be fair. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.800 Yeah, it's one of those things that just vibrate. They 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.640 don't actually massage you. You just lie on it and 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:41.160 then you just kind of just to get and that's it. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.040 Yeah, And I decided to call it like three am 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.200 or something, and they took my name in number, never 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:46.760 called me back, never called me. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:47.440 Back, I know. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:49.560 And you seem so keen. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:50.080 Who do you reckon? 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.600 Is actually watching those TV channels at fucking three am 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.880 apart from me and actually making a call. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.040 Oh no, surely not. There's got to be some very 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.680 sad board housewife or some that's like come home from 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.280 a night out, which is mostly me. Like, it's my 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.800 favorite thing to do is to just sit there and 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:07.920 just cycle through them. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.320 At through I get sucked in, like I really do. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.120 They're so inconsistent with the accents though. One minute it's 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.040 an American selling it to me, one minute it's a 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.080 Kiwi yeah, and then they'll be an Australian voice over 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.400 come over just for the phone number. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.360 See that's my favorite bit where it's just they go 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.480 through the entire thirty minutes of the ad. They've got 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.440 all these people in mall of America just being like, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.440 oh my god, it changed my life. You too can 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.440 get this online now. And then there's just some guy 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:34.680 very unenthusiastically going cool now and you yeah, Third, one, three, hundred. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.319 But I love it when you've got the Kiwi accent 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:41.400 selling thin lizzing and they're like fun loveing or you 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.280 know what we should do when Mitch's back, We'll get 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.320 him to call one of these TVs and things as 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.160 dot wigans. Oh my god, geez, the sort of bitch 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.079 that will be watching late nights bloody infomercials twenty four 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:52.439 to seven. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.400 Absolutely anyway, who's next? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:55.960 Who wants to do their edgem? And we're going Jenna 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.280 and then saving the Virgin til last? Is that how 0:08:58.360 --> 0:08:59.000 it's gonna work? 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.400 Wow, I've got to lose myself up first. 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:07.480 You're right, let's do it? Is it just me? Do 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.880 soggy wheatbis deserve more respect? 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.760 No? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:13.080 Absolutely not? 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.480 So are you when you do have WHEATBINX? Are you 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:16.800 having those hard No? 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:17.040 You have. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.880 You have a very short window. You go from it 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:23.040 just being something that will destroy your entire power. Yes, yea, 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:25.520 and then you have it sits for about I think 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.920 the pocket is ninety seconds. It's a minute and a half. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.120 And during that minute and a half they're absolutely gorgeous. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.760 I love it when it's just slightly soggy, but they're 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.720 still in their shape. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:35.760 They haven't started to. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.679 No, No, all right, then disagree. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:40.920 It sounds like it is just you. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:45.120 I want them soggy. I want it to look like cereal. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:46.839 It doesn't look like Cereal. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.400 It looks like cat food exactly, which makes total sense 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.320 that you'd resonate with that. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.000 Yes, but I like it when the milk SIPs in, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.240 So it's soggy and I'm sorry, Like even when when 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.000 you were kids, we taught the North South East West 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.839 as never eat soggy wheat pinks. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.560 Yes, I couldn't agree more. 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:04.960 It's just disrespectful. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.800 Have you ever tried to Have you ever tried to 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.240 wash up a bowl with fucking dry weetbis on it? 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:09.640 Oh? 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.240 Have you ever tried to wash that basket? It's like concrete. 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.959 No, no, no, that's where I think soggy wheatbinks. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.920 So you're slurping up every laugh soggy bit? 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:17.240 Are you? 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.640 I'm licking the plate like a cat. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:24.880 No. Point absolutely not points. No, it just resembles. And 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.160 there's something about the texture of soggy wheatbeakes. It reminds 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.120 me of chunda. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:30.480 Yeah, no I don't. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.240 It's skewing a bit vomit not it is, No, it 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:33.760 is No. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.959 Don't you dare put that in my head. 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:37.800 Do you know who else eats vomit cats? 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:38.040 Oh? 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.880 No, that's dogs anyway, close enough. Dani's is an animal 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:45.719 from way back. That's what we can ascertain from that. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.199 It really does have like a cat vomit thing. Yes, 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.000 and it's a coloring everything about it. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.880 Be quiet. You're both wrong. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.480 Now you think about that while you're just gobbling down yourself. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.520 I'm not thinking about that. I'm thinking about how delicious 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:57.680 it is. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.720 It's not even delicious it is. Have you added a 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:01.480 bit of honey or something? 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.040 Yeah, honey, Oh gorgeous? Yeah honey. And it's soggy. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.199 Yeah. I used to add so much brown sugar to 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:07.960 my weetbaks to the point where there's no way they 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:08.440 were healthy. 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.280 Fucking way add things to it. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.320 Yeah, Like Mum was always pushing the bananas on me, 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.920 like I'll have a banana and whet picks. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.199 I'm like, in what world do they coexist? They just don't. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:19.960 They don't correlate at all. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.800 But even in the ads and stuff they have like 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.160 strawberries and bananas. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:27.120 No, thanks, No, I don't know what Brettley is doing 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.360 with his you know, I'm gonna have my seventeen wheat 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.520 picks and half a bowl of fruit and fruit salad, 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.679 you know, buffet. Yeah, like, what are you doing with this? 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.480 I know, it just doesn't make sense. And the whole 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:38.400 how many do you eat? 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:42.080 Shut up? I used to think when you know the 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:42.760 up and goes. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.839 Yeah, they would always market them as the same nutrients 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.600 as two wheat beaks of milk. And I'm like, just 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.640 eat your wheat bichs. It eats fucking showing off. Look 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:54.120 how much more expensive they are. Just sit down for 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.800 your ninety seconds or whatever during that window and eat 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.839 your fucking wheat picks. You know that those girls that 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.240 are get on the bus with their up and and 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.040 I'm like, shut the fuck up, stup acting like you're 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:03.680 so busy, you're so on the go. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.000 Also, it is a bust thing, isn't it. You go 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.600 is like it's very intrinsically buss. 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.240 Yes, very much so. I don't think we need a 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:12.080 drum roll for this though. 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:20.319 Okay, okay, we'll go slide. Oh no, is it time's inaugural? 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:20.960 Is it just me? 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.119 Just take it easy. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.559 And if it gets too much, we can stop. It's fine, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:28.440 we can just cuddle. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.360 That's quite nice. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.960 Actually, I know you're tired. 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.679 You'll fall asleep in my No, no, that will happens. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.880 Okay, hit it, Bradley. Is it just me? 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:49.120 Does make up for men need to be more normalized? Oh? 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.840 God, I think so. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:54.320 Here's the reason I say this, right, is that, as 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.680 the token straight on this show. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.520 You're trying to be woke because as if someone like 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.880 me is gonna to go no just you. Yeah, makeups 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:03.840 not for blokes. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.240 But I feel like such a pretty angel the moment 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.920 I get to put on any kind of concealer or foundation. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:11.320 Yeah. 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.320 Just It's the first couple of times I've done this 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.120 for any kind of on camera thing or anything that 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:16.760 I've had to do. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.200 Where does your face get really fucking shining like mine? 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.360 Yeah? No, it's no, No, I'm just glow. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:21.920 Yeah. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.920 I brought my little my little powder for today. Otherwise 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.480 I look like a shiny bastard. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:31.280 And I immediately realize why they, like the women of 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.160 the world, will go out of their way to dole 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.480 themselves up before they go outside, because the moment that 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.960 you take all of that shit off and you realize 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.520 what your face actually looks like without it, all You're 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.600 just like, oh, okay, never again, that I'm just gonna 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.120 wear this for the rest of my life. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:47.880 Yeah, that's the thing. 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.120 I try not to wear it too often because if 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.920 I wear it all the time, then I won't ever 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.640 look especially good. Like if I go out, I just 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.840 look the same as normal. If I'm wearing makeup every day, 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:01.000 but it's like it's been occasion. If I pop a 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.800 bit of face on, I'm like, damn, bitch, look at you. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:07.040 Your gortous. I remember one time my brother, who you know, Janny. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.840 He's such a dope. It's like the dopiest straight guy ever. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.160 I was driving him to school and I had some 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.120 tinted moisturizer and he goes, what's this And I was like, 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.160 put it on? And he put it on. The tinted moisturizer, 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:21.680 that's all. It was like a bit of beber cream 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:23.880 or something, not even full face. And then he pulls 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.480 down the sun visor with a little mirror on it 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:31.400 and looks at himself and goes, oh, oh, imagine how 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:35.200 hot I'd be if I actually tried. And I was like, yeah, 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.440 and here I am trying, my darn Just every bloody day, 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.479 there's still not work, and everyone still says you're the hotcombs. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:42.000 Fuck you. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.400 But this is the thing, the moment, because I get 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.240 probably a cumulative five hours of sleep a week because 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.360 I'm just that bitch, and with these dark circles, the 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:54.520 moment that I'm able to take that away, I'm just like, oh, 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:55.400 what a moment. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.840 I really thought that my dark circles would kind of 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.160 vanish when I stopped working early hours, doing. 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:04.480 Bloody shift work. Now they're still there. They're clutching on 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.560 for dear life. They're a part of me. Now I've 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.120