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Speaker 1: You're stuck, mama, mama.

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Is that the frog singing? It? Put it murmur?

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Speaker 2: I can't think of the song, and I was upstairs

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Speaker 1: My imagine will release an album?

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Speaker 2: I do want to hear about your hemorrhoids. Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: but let me just do an intro and then we

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Speaker 2: can get straight into your asshole. Welcome back to two

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Speaker 3: I'm Mattie Jay and I'm as And this is a podcast,

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Speaker 3: a long one, and what she said, this is a

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Speaker 3: podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable. And if

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Speaker 2: you have come wanting any advice, I'm sorry to say

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Speaker 2: that for legal reasons, we do have to make it

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Speaker 2: known that none is given in any capacity. On this

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Speaker 1: I did mention to you this morning when we were

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Speaker 1: on the Today Show. For those of you who did

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Speaker 1: see little flex there, you've dropped second time this year.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's more times than I've ever been on anything. Yeah, look,

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Speaker 1: de Roid's back.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Is it big? Because I'm very green here in the

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Speaker 1: Is it just think I just must be sitting there

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Speaker 2: A mystery you keep sending me. This is like the

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Speaker 2: How often do you go to the bathroom and then

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Speaker 2: Does that happen?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying like once a week, twice a week?

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Speaker 1: Nah, once a week? Maybe I'll get a bit hot and.

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Speaker 2: Bothered and so currently Are you in any discomfort right now?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm right now. I haven't got to that point.

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Speaker 1: But I did shit a leaf the other day, but

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Speaker 1: just this podcast, what the fuck is going on over here?

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Speaker 2: When we left the Today Show and we will explain

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Speaker 2: But when we left, you said, I have to do

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Speaker 1: I said, I just have to fart it out, And

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with when it reverberates off the leather?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you did poo out a leaf.

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Speaker 1: It was a full leaf, look like a maple leaf

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Speaker 2: Though, what have you been eating?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, come on mate, come on, Yeah, my wife booked

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Speaker 2: The calendar.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Matt has got the proto type oh yeah, and

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Speaker 2: So people, I've had countless people message me as everyone

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Speaker 2: Yes, the calendar will be available for sale. I have

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Speaker 2: Your grandma, NaN's getting one, NaN's getting one. These are

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Speaker 2: is on the Budgy smuggler website. Yes, turns out calendars

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Speaker 2: are not cheap to make. I fucked up. I got

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So double sided? Double the price.

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Speaker 2: They are costing us also, so late in the day

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Speaker 2: We have to work that out, but not March twenty.

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Speaker 2: I feel like in the world of calendars, I've done

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Speaker 2: Cheaper ones are ten bucks, expensive ones are forty bucks.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how the pricing works. A friend's calendar

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Speaker 1: It should be more because Matt's dead now, Matthew Perry.

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Speaker 1: I mean that is a collectors It is a collect design.

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Speaker 1: It is from cotton.

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Speaker 2: That's we're now competing against the friend's calendar industry, which

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Speaker 1: outside of Woolies. That's where they get. Yeah, and it

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Speaker 2: So depending on what kind of level of sex that

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Speaker 2: But if you're listening right now, and if she is

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Speaker 2: Well, I was going to suggest that, but then I

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Speaker 2: I do want to hit you up about something? Yes,

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Speaker 2: because we're now we're now well into December, right we are? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I told you that I had like a massive pimple

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Speaker 2: It's not a hemorrhoid, it's a boil.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, you hate Christmas. But does it come from the

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Speaker 1: I was never lied to about Christmas. If you've got

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Speaker 2: Gives the gifts? Which we all know wink wink is Santa.

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Speaker 1: I also liked that about my childhood that I was

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Speaker 2: I remember being in grade one approaching my mum in

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's me, that was you.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot different. Have you ever had a Christmas

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Speaker 2: it is so depressing. The weather is so bad and

447
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 2: miserable that the only thing that is just giving people

448
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 2: any glimmer of hope, like any like just minute amount

449
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 2: of happiness alcohol is that and Christmas. And so I

450
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 2: think you have a different appreciation, yeah, for Christmas when

451
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 2: you see that, Like, if it wasn't for Christmas, people

452
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: would be in a lot worse place than what they

453
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 2: are right now here.

454
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: It's just it's just busy, dude, it is busy. Look

455
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 1: like I said, hates a strong word. I despise it. No,

456
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 1: it's just I just humor it for my kids.

457
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: Now, whose idea was a Christmas tree at your place.

458
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: Where I live now?

459
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 2: Correct?

460
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: I think it was just know Aprils. I guess if

461
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: April was like I couldn't care less, we wouldn't have one.

462
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: She's what yeah, And then when she's like, I'm going

463
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: to set it up, I'm like, like was saying, I've

464
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: got a humor because I have kids. That's it.

465
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 2: I set Christmas tree up.

466
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: No, actually, I set your Christmas tree up.

467
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: Well, we did it as part of the shoot for

468
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 2: the calendar, not to keep plugging it.

469
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: How many times I washed my hand and Laura.

470
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 2: Was like, you have to take it down, not the tree,

471
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 2: the decorations, because I want the kids to put it on.

472
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: And we had that memory.

473
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would tarnish what I've just created with amen.

474
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 1: As soon as I say, Marley and Laura, do you

475
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 1: know what I set it up?

476
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: Well, Laula did a crap job. It's a nightmare trying

477
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: to get a four year old and a two year

478
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 2: old to put on decorations in a tree.

479
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: April whipped out our tree on a Sunday afternoon after

480
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: we'd been like to a thirtieth the night before. I

481
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: was like why, and she was like, no, I want

482
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: the kids to do it with me. I'm like, do

483
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 1: it when they're not here, it's so much easier.

484
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: Or get them to do like the final decoration.

485
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: Or something like that. And I had a tally of

486
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: how many times April lost his shit and how many

487
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: times the kids lost their shit. So April lost his

488
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: shit three times kids and the kids two meltdowns between them. Yeah,

489
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: it's not bad. Odds they kept stepping on sharp things

490
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: and like ah and then that's right. Oscar went outside

491
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: to get something for the tree and makes he just

492
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: like shut the door on him.

493
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if this Christmas tree is a splurge and.

494
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: Got the one with the built in We're getting that

495
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: next time.

496
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 2: Fairy lights, but it freaks me out. And I'm sure

497
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 2: they're a lot better now, but I'm like, if that

498
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 2: I loves to keep them on, She like doesn't want

499
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: to turn them off at night time, and I'm like,

500
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: that's going to burn the house down. That thirty dollars

501
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 2: Christmas tree from Kmart.

502
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust it. We turn hours off. Masy comes

503
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,239
Speaker 1: down the stays first thing the morning she turns back on.

504
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 2: It's probably not the right time to tell you Ash

505
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 2: as well that if you are on the Gold Coast

506
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: and you do want to get into the festive spirit

507
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: with Carrols on the beach, oh yes, on December seventeenth.

508
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: It's a Sunday, it's free.

509
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: You're not good enough to host the Sydney Ones? Is

510
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: that what the deal is?

511
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 2: The Sydney Ones. The Sydney Ones aren't is good?

512
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: The Domain ones? You tell me I've been to.

513
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 2: It's crap.

514
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: It's a night minute go there isn't it.

515
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. Where's this? One's on the beach surface,

516
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: Paradise Beach, So you've got to swim in you got Yeah,

517
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: you can be catching as you're singing like rid Off

518
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 2: the Red Nose Reindeer or whatever song that is. Yeah, okay,

519
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 2: when is it December seventeenth?

520
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: Yes?

521
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 2: I don't want to pressure you. I don't want to

522
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 2: force this upon you because I know what kind of

523
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: childhood you had.

524
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 1: Carry on like, it's really traumatic. She'd have seen her

525
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: around Halloween Jesus.

526
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 2: Just an idea, mate, let it marinate.

527
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go, okay, but you're going to go.

528
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: You're going to host it. I'll be there with your

529
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: beautiful long legged wife.

530
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: So if you want to bring the kids along.

531
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: No, okay, I'll get the rundown. We are actually on Saturday.

532
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: We're recording this now in the lead up to that

533
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: day where everyone's like, it's going to be like forty

534
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: two degrees, five hundred degrees.

535
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: Where are you going to be?

536
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: Apparently that afternoon we're doing going an avalon for some

537
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: Christmas carols. What against my will?

538
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: That's gonna it's forty degree?

539
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: I know, dude, you're telling me I've got to go

540
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: to something I hate in the hottest day of the year.

541
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 2: What about Mazie?

542
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: What about it?

543
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: She said?

544
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 1: What about me?

545
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 2: What about you?

546
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: Really white that I'm concerned for that day?

547
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: I've turned the kitchen light on and I've looked over

548
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: and she's like, sizzling.

549
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you turn the light off. She closed, speaking

550
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: about Macy really quickly. Just on Macy, my perfect little

551
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: girl has turned. She's turned on me. The terrible Two's right,

552
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: you've got a two year old Osco wasn't bad in

553
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: the two to three in Major sort of like he

554
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: was just cheeky, cheeky talk back but not evil. Macy

555
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 1: flat out evil.

556
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: Why what has she done?

557
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: The silent assassin? What hasn't she done? All of a

558
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: sudden last week she starts hitting, hitting who whoever is

559
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: in her way, anyone anything.

560
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 2: She is so sweet. I've never heard a peep from

561
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 2: her hitting.

562
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: She bit April yesterday.

563
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: Bit April. Yeah, well give me the give me the

564
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: context of the bite.

565
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: So she was trying to get to April while she

566
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: was sitting like this. Yeah, she was like on her legs,

567
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: but April was trying to do something else, and because

568
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: she wasn't picking her up, bit her on the leg.

569
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: How do you combat that the back?

570
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 1: No, that's actually I've heard that. I've heard that. Tried

571
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: to explain that to me, but I was like, don't

572
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: you fucking bite a child right in front of me.

573
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: I think she was like pretending like he's gonna think

574
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: it's a game, like.

575
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: The other week when I farted on Marley. When she

576
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 2: fighted on me, Hey, I have not been fighted on

577
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: since yet.

578
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: Not probably when you're fast asleep because you never wake

579
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: up for anything. We squatted over your mouth and gone,

580
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: come on, come on cop that dad. Hitting anybody anything

581
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: in their way. Oscar especially is her favorite hit biting.

582
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: I've caught her trying to bite Oscar. She also does

583
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: this thing where she will not take no France will not.

584
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: So she was like strumming my guitar in the bedroom.

585
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: I was like, don't touch it, trying to be gentle,

586
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: like don't just like, don't move her away, you know,

587
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: tap her on the hands like no, no, no, turn around.

588
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: You beat your child?

589
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: Cut that. Yeah, then like didn't listen, wouldn't listen, kept

590
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: turning around, shaking her head, tell her to get out

591
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: of the kitchen. She's just shaking her head, smiling and

592
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: shaking her head.

593
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: Evil.

594
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: And then the other day this is the worst. So

595
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: first of all, she was me, her and Oscar were

596
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: all in bed and like she was kicking him and

597
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: he's like stop and I'm like, stop kicking. So she

598
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: leans over, grabs his hair like this right, doesn't move

599
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: for those at home, hands still got a fistful of

600
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: his fucking hair. Fistful, and I go, don't. She smiles

601
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: back at me. Yanks it right, down to the like

602
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: the mattress on the bed, and he just screams, and

603
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: she's like lockjaw like a staffy. I cannot get the

604
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: hair out of her hand. And she's smiling back at

605
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: me like I've heard of like when dogs get lockjoy

606
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: got to shove hose up their ass. I didn't know

607
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: what to do. Eventually, after my voice has gone to ten, Yeah,

608
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, where has my perfect little child gone?

609
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: She's just got to you just gotta write it out.

610
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?

611
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: Actually gonna sell her on Facebook? Marketplane? How much cheap?

612
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: Take her? Get her out of the house.

613
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: She's a picture.

614
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. She'll come up and give your kids

615
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: on the cheek afterwards, and you're like.

616
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: It's weird that she's abusing your son with a smile

617
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: on her face.

618
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's psychotic. She's fucking evil.

619
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: Because Marley, when she has a tantrum, she she does

620
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: it in full tantrum mode. Like it's weird, isn't it

621
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: how one goes one way and the other goes opposite.

622
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: We don't really have the evil side of Lola. She's

623
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: just like a big old like Marshmallow who's funny and cheeky.

624
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: Where is Marley? Like even now? Like last night did

625
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: were at the RSL having a beautiful dinner. Everyone's having

626
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: a great time. Laura's sister's there, her family chicken pump

627
00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 2: and I had the steak Ritzy and Marley was flipping out,

628
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: like I'm talking chairs across the room. I took her

629
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: shoes off, loved her shoes across the room as well.

630
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 2: Wrong with them because she couldn't play the Pokey's.

631
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: She's like the Bricki's laptop.

632
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: She's like, I want to play the games. And I

633
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: was like, there are adult games and.

634
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: She's like, what they call it New Zealand Nana's laptop

635
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: or something, Nana's piano. I don't know, something like that.

636
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: But what's wrong with them?

637
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: It's just, you know, you put it perfectly, And a

638
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: lot of people were like, I agree. When you're like,

639
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: they're just drunk.

640
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: It's like owning a drunk person. Yeah, they seriously don't

641
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: make any sense. They blabber, they can barely walk straight,

642
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: and then they keep at the end of it, they'll

643
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: be like, oh so much, man, it's the worst. Another

644
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: thing makes he's doing is going to sleep and then

645
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: shitting herself. That is the worst.

646
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: It is so annoying.

647
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: It's like performing minor surgery to like s don't wake

648
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: her up? Do you wait down there.

649
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 2: With a torch in my mouth, slowly trying to likewly trying.

650
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: To surgically remove a fucking nugget from her and then

651
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: wrapping her back up without awaken up.

652
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: It's painful. I'm sorry going through this. I want to

653
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 2: say it gets better, but it doesn't. Talking about random

654
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: behavior that laid on me that we're trying to figure out.

655
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: Last week we spoke about your friend who had a

656
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: child that, yes, bang their head against the mattress whenever

657
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: they went to bed, the head banger. They went to

658
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: the doctor. Doctor said that it's fine, they'll grow out

659
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: of there.

660
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: Several doctors.

661
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: We've had a lot of messages come through. Firstly, a

662
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: lot of people who grew up as headbangers and now

663
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: they're adults. They say they're totally fine. Hard to read

664
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: the message.

665
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: Mistakes, that's what they say.

666
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: They said that they did it just as a way

667
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Speaker 2: of comor fitting themselves. But I've got a few others.

668
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Speaker 2: There's one here from Emma. She says she loves the pod.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

670
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Speaker 2: She's a final year medical student. But she says, but

671
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: obviously this is not advice, because we never give advice.

672
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 2: She says it's quite common in young kids as a

673
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Speaker 2: way to self soothed. So she said, her dad, you

674
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: said it as a kid. But she also says it's

675
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: a type of stimming, like a repetitive motion that is

676
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Speaker 2: particularly common with autistic children. And apparently ash twenty percent

677
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Speaker 2: of kids do this.

678
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Speaker 1: Twenty percent of kids bang their head against the mattress

679
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: like that.

680
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, So nothing to be overly concerned about. In

681
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Speaker 2: case there are people listening that.

682
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Speaker 1: Look, the couple that are my friends that gave me this,

683
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: they're not overly concerned. They've been to doctors. They're like, look,

684
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: she's fine, she'll grow out of it. And apparently she

685
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: was doing it at Kinney too, and then she stopped

686
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: doing it at Kindy right, and then after a few

687
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: weeks went back to doing it. Interesting, very interesting.

688
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 2: I mean, well, this case is not closed. No, we

689
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: will keep this open.

690
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Speaker 1: We'll keep this open.

691
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Speaker 2: Be warned. I guess I don't want to encourage other

692
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 2: people to give us any type of question that requires

693
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Speaker 2: medical advice.

694
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was like, oh, why not first just see.

695
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: Because it came from a friend of yours.

696
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Speaker 1: Act, don't send me pictures of your kids or videos

697
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: of your kids doing something like actually, why do they

698
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: do this? Because it'll be ignored, deleted unless it's really funny. Matt,

699
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: it is time for the last time.

700
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Speaker 2: This year makes me upset when we say that, yes,

701
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: a little bit emotional for ordinary pairent.

702
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: We desid in their repair, ordinary repair. We don't know

703
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: what we do. We don't know what we're doing because

704
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: we're repair man. There's a segment where people send in

705
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Speaker 1: their ordinary pair stories. We've been doing this for the

706
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: back end of the year. This is the last one.

707
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: This is the last two hundred dollars worth of budget

708
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: smoking gear we are going to give out. But at

709
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: the end of this segment there is something else that

710
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: we are willing to offer. Correct, So let's just get

711
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: to it. Let me read you my one please, and

712
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,479
Speaker 1: then you can give me what you've got ash.

713
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 2: That sounds like a great plan.

714
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: That was the wellly constructed sentence that a man is Okay.

715
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: This one comes from Nadia and it says, I make

716
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: my son what I want for breakfast. I e yoga

717
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: granola bowl sounds good. Then she gives it straight to

718
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Speaker 1: him her child, which is what she wants, which is

719
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: what she wants. Correct, And then she makes my breakfast

720
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: aka wheat bigs, which of of course is their child's breakfast,

721
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: and then starts to eat that, and within seconds he

722
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 1: tries to switch it because he always wants to eat

723
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yes, So they did say, look, this

724
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: is more of an ordinary parenting hack.

725
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 2: It's brilliant.

726
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: That's great. It's a good idea.

727
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: Every time whenever I make for Lola, doesn't matter what

728
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: I've got, she could have neutral gain, which he loves.

729
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: As soon as I have anything in a bowl, She's like,

730
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: give me that right now.

731
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it to me right now. I find that.

732
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Speaker 1: And I had this conversation with my mate yesterday. He

733
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: was like, I go, what are you up to you guys?

734
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm just watching my kids eat younner. He goes, I

735
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: can't believe they're eating it. I was like, I know,

736
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: I like put so much effort into their food. The

737
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: other day when they sat like kids sit down at dinner,

738
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 1: he comes in, I just put empty plates in front

739
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: of them to see what would happen that were fine,

740
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: that were content, and I was like what. I was

741
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: just like not interested, and then question and I was like, nah,

742
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. And I rang their food over to

743
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: them and I was like, get out of my fucking house.

744
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: What have you got from me, Matt? Okay, this one

745
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: is usually is strong.

746
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: Okay, that's uh.

747
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: There are any dicks in this any lube.

748
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 2: No lube no. So last week's was a cracker.

749
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Speaker 1: That's a great. Yeah, that's the best one.

750
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: But this one is very good. It's ordinary adhd ooh, topical, topical,

751
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: so Abby says. My husband is usually mister dependable. He

752
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: literally never drops the ball when it comes to the kids.

753
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,479
Speaker 1: God tongue.

754
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: Their eldest has ADHD and he's always losing stuff so

755
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: mainly his drink bottle is Jumpers, et cetera. He gets

756
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: it all and in a rare moment of negligence from.

757
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: The dad, well said, thank you.

758
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: He has forgotten to pack the son's lunchbox.

759
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: Another another one happens to the.

760
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Speaker 2: Best of us. So we sent the kid out to school,

761
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: realized that he's forgotten the lunch box. However, given his

762
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: track record, you did not want to be tarnished. He's

763
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: called the school and let's just say the kid's called Timmy.

764
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Speaker 1: Did you call him Timmy?

765
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: Seriously, let's call him let's call him Sam nice. He's

766
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 2: caught up the school and said, hey, Sam, you know

767
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 2: he's not very reliable. He's forgotten his lunch box and

768
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: I just want to say that, like I apologize.

769
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: So he's flat out of his blame.

770
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Speaker 2: He's got the ADHD unfortunately, Yeah, it's you know, it happens.

771
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: So he said, I'm just going to order from the

772
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Speaker 2: Touch shop, so please let Sam know go hungry exactly,

773
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: and Sam didn't even question it apparently when they were like,

774
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: oh Sam, because you forgot your lunch box, you got

775
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 2: touch shops?

776
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: Okay, what so okay, So let me the chain of

777
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: events here. He's been left to make the lunch, didn't

778
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: make the or did make lunch, we don't know, didn't

779
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: send the kid with lunch, then rings up the school

780
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: to blame his kid for forgetting the lunch.

781
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah that's great. Oh god, well, Abby, mister dependable has

782
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: gotten you tilder bucks worth a buddy smuggling.

783
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: Still dependable, but also he blanches kids for most of

784
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: the things that suck up.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations. What was the other thing we have to offer? Ash? Yes,

786
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 2: so this is red hot, hot off the press.

787
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: Hot off the press being Christmas being summer. Okay, why

788
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: not go out get yourself a fresh pair of budgies,

789
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: maybe some matching budgies with the whole family, because they

790
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: come in women's, men's, kids, even dogs now have leads.

791
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: Why not? Or if you want to treat your dad,

792
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: there's some tinny holders.

793
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 2: Can I just say Marley and Lola love love their

794
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: little leg watermelon ones. Yeah, the pineapple ones they've got

795
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: like three.

796
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: Now, they've got heaps, heaps, heaps heaps matching. Get it

797
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: done with our twenty percent discount sight wide?

798
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: Should I do it?

799
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 4: And they're like, we've gone crazy here at two dining dads,

800
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 4: dog leashes, kids, swimwear, even mom and dad's budget smugglers,

801
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 4: they're all going to race out the door.

802
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: Twenty percent of sales, sales, sale, everything must go.

803
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: Buddy, Smuggler's closing down.

804
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: So the code will be No, they're not sorry. All

805
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: the employees a budge going, oh my god, is how

806
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: you're telling what's happened? Just fight everyone? Fact. So let's

807
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: treat yourself. It is. The code is actually valid until

808
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. So if you want that last minute present,

809
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: it is two doting dads is the code, will leave

810
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: it in the show not.

811
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Speaker 2: And do you know what the most exciting thing is? Ah?

812
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: Well that twenty nine bark calendar. Oh hang on.

813
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: So we're going to lose more money. Great?

814
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm just so stupid.

815
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what the difference is? So

816
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: we want to know? Take six dollars off a chair.

817
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 2: All right, mister smarty pants.

818
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: It's not exactly not bad.

819
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: But'son who dropped out of school? Fifteen six dollars off?

820
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 2: So twenty three bars for the calendar.

821
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Speaker 1: That's beautiful. So plus maybe add fifty dollars make some

822
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: money back. But anyway, that's it for that segment for

823
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 1: this year. We'll leave you with that discount code. Share

824
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: it to whoever you like, enjoy. If you want to

825
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: buy me some, go for it. But let's move on now.

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Speaker 1: Two questions.

827
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Speaker 2: A couple of questions before we wrap up this episode.

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Speaker 1: This is in our final episode for the year, but

829
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Speaker 1: it's a final segment of ordinary parents might do something special.

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Speaker 1: Next week we'll come up with something that.

831
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 2: We should do. Okay, for next week's episode, do it naked.

832
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: I want to know best meltdowns?

833
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, send us your best meltdown.

834
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: So, for example, from today's episode, Marley not being able

835
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Speaker 2: to play the Pokey's at the rsl L.

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Speaker 1: That's a random one too, I mean, I get it

837
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Speaker 1: the lights. Next, you'd be like I wanted to bet

838
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: on that miss the jump just over there on the

839
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Speaker 1: dish liquors.

840
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: What's the dish lickuer dogs?

841
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: You'll get there.

842
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 2: Okay, listen the questions, Ash, I've got one here. This

843
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 2: one is from Shannon Shan. Shout out to Shannon.

844
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Speaker 1: Shout out to Shan.

845
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 2: She wants to know, Ash, is it difficult managing sending

846
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 2: your boy oscar to two different daycares for example, like

847
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: friends and cares, et cetera. Do you have any tips?

848
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: Have tips like why do you send your boys to

849
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 2: two different daycares?

850
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: Idea? Actually, we should probably call my wife. Should be

851
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: my wife, Okay.

852
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: Let's call it. But if we ask her to be

853
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 2: on the pode, you'll say no.

854
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: So we'll just pretend that we're just chatting, so she

855
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: knows that we're recording today. But we'll just give a.

856
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 2: Call and we'll just put it on. Hold her up

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00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 2: to the microphone.

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00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's do that. Hi, Hey, how you go on?

859
00:41:59,120 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 2: Are you good?

860
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Good? Hey? Sorry to bully. That quick question that's actually

861
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: asked me a really important question and I don't know

862
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: the ANSWER's sect standard. Why do we send Oscar to

863
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: two different daycares?

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00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 2: Because they're two different ones a preschool and one's a daycare?

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00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Okay, is there any other better? And I think I

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00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: think preschool?

867
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: He it's pretty much like setting him up for school.

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00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not cheaper or something.

869
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's also free. Why it's free?

870
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: They have some ever since COVID they announced like some

872
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: funding thing and you get two three.

873
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: Days of pre school.

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00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: So April, can you not keep them at that that

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00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: one for the whole time?

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00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: No, they're not. You can only do two days a week.

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 4: Oh?

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00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: The one his favorite one? Yeah?

880
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: Favorite. I don't need this, but yeah, so that's the.

881
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 4: Thing that he can.

882
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: Then like they have a two day program.

883
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 2: For three to four year olds and then the three

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Speaker 2: day program for the four to five year olds.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't know any.

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Speaker 2: Of any of this, and that's why he can only

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Speaker 2: go make them three days and it's yeah, basically like

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Speaker 2: just fitting them up for school.

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Speaker 1: I thought they just said that. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: deal with him more than two days.

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Speaker 2: Quick question before she goes, April, Sorry, is it a

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Speaker 2: night there? Having two daycares like adjusting to two different spots,

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Speaker 2: not at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not the one going to two different daycas.

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Speaker 1: He's sometimes sometimes he likes one more than the other.

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Speaker 1: I propose one over the other, So getting in to

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Speaker 1: go to the second one is a bit of right pain,

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Speaker 1: but it is what it is. I d reckon. He

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Speaker 1: says that, all right, thank you, thanks April, all right,

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Speaker 1: bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Well there you go.

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00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: There you have it. But there's the answer now tips

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Speaker 1: and tricks.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you got to ask of that, oh fuck,

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Speaker 2: go back. No is it hard for you doing drop off?

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Speaker 1: It is for like the back end of the week,

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Speaker 1: because he loves the first and front of the week

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Speaker 1: because they're all older kids and it's more of a

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Speaker 1: like a I don't know, it feels like a little

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00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: community of that age kid. Okay, then the other one

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Speaker 1: there's younger kids, you know, And.

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Speaker 2: He does the front end of the week. At the

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Speaker 2: daycare that he.

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Speaker 1: Like the preschool, right, and then he got daycare.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you manage the friends scenario? I guess

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Speaker 2: he's not really doing like playdates, is he.

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Speaker 1: Well, we haven't had a birthday yet, so yeah. Look

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Speaker 1: in the first one, he's got his clique friends that

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00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: we hang out with all the time anyway. The other one,

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Speaker 1: who's got one or two friends that he's like excited

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Speaker 1: to see when he gets there. If they're not there,

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Speaker 1: it's difficult. And sometimes there's a little bit of cross

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Speaker 1: pollination that one of the kids that he goes to

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Speaker 1: and the other one also goes to this.

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Speaker 2: One cross pollination.

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Speaker 1: And when the bees came flying and sorry, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 2: Say hanging out with knowing those kind of words.

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Speaker 1: That's I watched the Bee movie. Yes, actually great movie.

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Speaker 1: Also Jerry Sunfeld's coming out.

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Speaker 2: I watched Bee Movie as well. Did you graphics are

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Speaker 2: a bit shit? Also, it's weird that he's got the

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Speaker 2: hots for a woman. Sorry, we're going on a massive tangent.

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Speaker 2: Was put this back on track?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Wow, it's weird that they can talk. Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, do we have time for a quick question?

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Speaker 1: Any tips I've got bribe, bribe, bribe, and the bride

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00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: doesn't work, threaten them. Okay. Next question, something a little

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00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: bit different for this one. Usually I'll ask you a question,

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00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: but I've got two really rapid fire questions from two

941
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Speaker 1: randoms that have come through on the d First one,

942
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: it's obviously about parenting. It's not just about life. Well,

943
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: it could be about life either that you decide yes.

944
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Speaker 1: First question is it expensive?

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00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: Ah? Yes? Like horrendous?

946
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: Okay, enough said. Does it get any better?

947
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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's all good time for Thank you for the honesty, Matt.

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Speaker 1: If you've liked this episode, please feel free review, send

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00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: it to a friend, like, subscribe, follow us on Instagram,

951
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: Keep an eye out for this calendar and Matt's pubes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, keep an eye out for the month of June.

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Speaker 1: June specifically.

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Speaker 2: I now look at that photo and realize that why

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00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: didn't the photographer Mel, Why don't you say, hey, you

956
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 2: got your samtar. But if you do have any listener

957
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Speaker 2: questions as well, be mindful that Ash and I don't

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Speaker 2: like to give any type of medical advice, so keep

959
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 2: those ones to the professional. Have a crack, but anything

960
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 2: else send them away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we have one more episode this year.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what a year?

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00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: What a what a year? And some sad news. Matt,

964
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Speaker 1: this will be my last episode of Two Learning Dads

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Speaker 1: this year. No waon't no, damn it, I fucked that up.

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Speaker 1: I was going to try and get another crack at that.

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00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: Na okay, I just think it. But anyway, Yes, the

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Speaker 1: last episode next week will be recording. Get your questions

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00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: in if you've got some good ones. Look, I'll take

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00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: the metaphor ones for Christmas. If yours kids stuck a

971
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: stuck an ornament? Other bum I want to know about.

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Speaker 2: It's the guys next week.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 1: Island the people's today. This episode was recorded on gadagle

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Speaker 1: Land