WEBVTT - #59 What A Clusterfluck Of A Week 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.720 New Fall. Ray. 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:06.840 You are. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.320 I believe that the. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:21.960 Heart does go on. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:20.120 More. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.000 You open the door. 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:31.480 And you what and you here in my heart will. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.440 Go on. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:51.239 Wow, you are a strange cat. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:04.160 Welcome back to to Going Dads. I'm Maddie, Jay, I'm 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:09.720 Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting. It's 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.400 the good, the bad, and and if you've come wanting 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.880 any advice, not right now. It's not going to happen. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.200 Not today, beat it, not next week, not the week after. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:19.840 It's never going to happen. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.679 It happened on the bonus episodes. That happened. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.800 It happens, but not from us, from the other guests. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.000 Essentially, we're just a vessel. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:31.880 Two men, one of whom finished school, got a terrible, 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:33.600 terrible result. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.080 Oh didn't you ever? 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:36.200 You didn't finish school, did you? 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.640 I left school at fifteen at shows. Can't read, can't write, 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.440 can't talk. Just old school salesmen, That's what I am. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.080 Come out of school and I'm like, hey, hey, what do. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:46.480 You want to buy? 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:47.760 What do you want to buy? 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:48.920 What price you're looking at? 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.440 Before we do get into it, Matt, we need to 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.720 mention our friend Stone would yes. And today we are 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:58.200 drinking a pacific Ale. Okay, it's bar and Bay in 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.560 a bottle, Matthew, it is from Iron Bay. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:01.840 It's the name. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.840 Let me dress one second, have a sip, let me. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:09.320 Know what you think, just as delicious as it always is. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:10.480 Let me have a go. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:11.800 They're yet to disappoint. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:14.480 Ah tme on the. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.839 Pacific Ocean where it gets its pacific Ale name. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.560 And do you know what you can taste in there? 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:23.240 Hang on? What's that? Almost? One more? When you're not 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.359 thinking about it, it's easy to miss. But when you 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.040 are thinking about it, the galaxy hops. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.560 Oh, fresh from Tasmania. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.000 Those are coming through. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.280 Strong leaves, those floral aromas. It's nice and fruity. It 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.160 they just make grape beer. And we thank them as 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.200 always for making this episode possible. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.560 I've booked in a trip, have you in May to 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:44.600 Byron Bay. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.640 Well, and may you enjoy yourself. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:48.359 I cannot wait to go to the brewery. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.680 Yeah, I haven't been in a long time. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.920 And I guarantee you, my friend, that when you go 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:58.520 on this trip and you go to the brewery, you 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:03.600 will see my face there. We have threatened that sort 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:06.800 of thing before. I'm going to weasel my way into 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:07.320 this trip. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.560 Well, yeah, my trip is for my brother's fortieth, but 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:15.120 which includes me podcast as well. And I have to 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.920 apologize before we continue anymore. Ash because it's happened. Mate. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.600 We got struck by bad last year to the. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:24.400 Point where we nearly had to cancel. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.400 We were almost just going to pull the pin on 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:27.200 two doting. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.200 Dads because just two dying dads. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:33.520 It was wee can week out. We would just get 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.880 hit left, right and center with all types of ailments. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.000 And I remember we did that episode and I was 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:44.440 just profusely sweating, and I was like. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.600 It wasn't just the flu though, with like any kind 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:51.000 of orifice. We'd like, you know, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, We had 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.680 mouth ulcers, we had kidneys, were. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.600 Sore, shipped myself a heap of times. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.600 Yeah, it's that's people don't tell you about running a 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:01.160 podcast about the health issues that come as a result. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.520 Yeah, yeah, I think we've got workers comp. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.840 Ma'am. I'm sick at the moment. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.680 You don't sound, you don't sound. You sound better than 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.400 you did yesterday. You're a little bit snuffily, but do 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:13.280 you to be expected? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:17.280 Do you know why it's not hitting as hard I'll 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.240 tell you do you. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:18.960 Tell me, you tell me what. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.240 So at the moment, Laura is away. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:26.359 Of course, gallivanting in between the boozy lunches April's having 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.080 and the trips Laura is having. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:32.839 We might as well move in together, two gay dads. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:36.279 I thought you never asked, and I did. I facetimed 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.599 the other day she is working over there, she's working 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:46.040 very hard. But I facetimed literally FI guess where she was, 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.320 next to the pool, by the pool, tonic in hand, 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.120 and she was like, it's between meetings. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.120 Shows, a quick meeting with Sir Jinn and satonic. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.400 I was like her and a sister obviously her business 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.520 partner for those of you who don't know, just having 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:06.880 a bloody lovely time sipping G and t's by the pool. Just. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:08.760 Part of the reason why it's not hit me as 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.440 hard is because I've got like the mum shield. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.039 Yeah, okay, because they just get on with it. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.280 They just get on with it. A drop in one 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:17.680 or two degrees in temperature, and. 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:21.640 I'm like other hatches, yeah, bed ridden, head in to bed. 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:22.640 Yeah. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.080 But so I've got like the mumshield, which is deflecting. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.520 I'm running it like half capacity right now, and I've 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.000 got both kids. Nana is also away. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:33.200 She's gallimanting too. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.719 The women in my life have deserted me. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.520 Back to Vegas, I go. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.920 Go on to the days of us having a hell 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.200 of time. So I'm looking after both kids. I will 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.160 say the trip that we had on the cruise ship 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:50.360 that has helped me a great deal and just making 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.039 Lola not think I'm a piece of shit. 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:53.440 Yeah, you bonded. 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.000 Yeah. And now that Laura's out of the mix, she's 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.160 come back and kid the dark side. This morning was 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:00.920 a little bit tricky. This morning was a bit of 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.920 a clusterfuck, if I may say that, go for it. 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:08.000 What happened, well, the girls have over the last few 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:09.920 nights Becauselaura has been gone for a little while now, 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:15.800 Lola's been waking up at two o'clockish once a warm water. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.039 That's her jam. She gets the warm water in a 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.320 baby bottle to go back to sleep, and then when 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.560 I give it to her, she's like, I want to cuddle. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:26.960 As a man who's been neglected by their child for 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.039 a long period of time, who am I to knock 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.240 back a cuddle? Like? 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:32.000 Did you say cuddle? 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:38.720 She's like, no, no, I'm like dragging her into my bed. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.320 She's like, leave me alone, but I bring it into 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.320 my bed and then Marley will then wake. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.920 Up realize that she's not there because they share a room. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:48.720 Right, they share a room. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.479 How is the bunk beds going just really quickly? 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:50.840 All right? 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.040 Yeah, I might have to get. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.800 Some absolutely fantastic, highly reckon. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.640 I don't need Macie running around as well in the 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.440 middle of the night. She's she's bad news. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.800 I would keep the cop for as long as you can, 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.240 but when it's time to bunk beds. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:07.560 Even the lid, I keep the lid on it. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:11.760 No, you got me, just lock her in there. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.240 But Marley will wake up and then she comes into 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.400 our bed and I've got both girls in the bedroom. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.800 Issue is can I wake each other up? And then 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.680 they start chatting as well? 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:24.559 Are they chatting about? 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.240 Just like I don't know. Marley woke up this morning 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.400 and was talking about daycare. She was just like, well, 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.000 today's going to be pretty big day because we're making 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.240 these cards. And Molly was like, right, how many cards 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:35.680 are you making? 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.360 The scheduling and meeting It was five in. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.560 The morning, and I was like, Marley was like well, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.160 I'm up now, and I'm like, no, it's it's not 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:45.400 it's in the middle of the night. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.240 Yeah, because it's like right at the cusp of like 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:47.720 the end of day. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:52.440 Let's savings too, so it's so dark, that's right. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.520 I was like, you've got to go back to sleep. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.400 I was like, please, come on, and do you know 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.840 what she said? Sleeping is boring. 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.440 She says that now, but when you get older, you're like, 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.080 I wish I could get more sleep. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.360 It's not boring, it's the best. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.400 So our day started at five o'clock this morning and 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.840 we had two bottles of milk in the fridge. I 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.000 used up one on the girl's breakfast. I then had 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:25.000 the freshy fresh bottle. You know, sometimes things happen where 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.080 it doesn't register that that's a problem in it's an 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.760 issue after the fact that you're like, oh, yeah, I 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.720 should have known. But I opened the milk and it 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.800 was like I was opening a bottle of coke. I 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:40.160 went the milk. You said that the kids no, because 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.720 they had the bottle that was finished, that was already opened. Okay, 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.160 So I opened the fresh bottle. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.320 You never buy two at a time for starters. That 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.640 was your milk management terrible, terrible. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.320 You've either got too much or not an art. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.280 So you had some carbonated milk for breakfast and I. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.640 Didn't register until I was almost like, I was so tired, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.880 and I had one mouthful and I had the second one. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.640 Oh and it was it was so fucking it was 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:05.559 two weeks off. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.280 Oh my god, was it clumpy? 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.559 Not clumpy? I was in this scene vomiting. Emalia and 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.120 Laula were like, can you keep it down? 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.480 The release of gas is definitely a. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.880 Giveaway if you're opening up milk. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:20.040 You got some milk on. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.360 So that's how my morning started with a carbonated milk. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.040 How are you feeling now? Yeah, you just got it 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:27.440 straight up. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.199 I vomited it all up, straight out. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:36.040 You're like, that's a spicy cow honestly bad milk. There's 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:37.400 nothing worse putrid. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.320 And it's a shame because you know, normally I'm a 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.559 guy who likes he likes milk. I don't want I 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.640 don't just like milk. How good is the glass, mik, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:46.600 I love it. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:47.480 You're a horse now. 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:50.800 Milk is done. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.520 The mention of a full glass of milk. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.880 But it's such a shame when something that normally brings 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.960 you so much joy ends up. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.880 And then it takes forever to go back to it. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.520 One time I got sick from a sweet tailed pork 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:09.280 in Bali, but I pooped myself at a restaurant, and. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.120 I love how you almost tried to pull out of 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.839 that story. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:18.280 I was like, too much, no, and it dripped down 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.000 the chair. It took me two years to eat sweet 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.280 and sail pork again because of the fear that I 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:24.959 might poop and drip down the chair again. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.680 After the milk incident, Lola's got this weird addiction that's 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:31.120 just kind. 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.439 Of crept Is it a clips mints? 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.480 No? No? Hows that going by? 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.120 Well, we ran out and we hadn't got to the 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.680 shop because the day we ran out happened to be 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:44.720 good Friday. Everything's closed and I'm not paying petrol station 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.040 money MINS. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.640 Well it's not mins for Lola. It's band aids. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:52.920 They love band aids. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.839 And to be fair, she had cut us a little 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:04.839 nick previously with stairs outside. They're a bloody killer. A 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.000 little nick on the foot. Put a bandad on it. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.680 Problem solved. But now every morning she's been waking up 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.000 and she's like, could put on me, could you? 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.800 And I'm like, like two thousands Nelly and he had 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.480 one of his face. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.480 I'm like, I should show her that photo of Nellie. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.480 And so if she mimics it. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.520 No, because then she that's what she'll start wanting. At 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.480 the moment, it's anywhere from the hips down, so she's 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.440 sometimes she's like, yeah, give me an upper thigh. Other 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.880 times it's a knee, just anywhere. At the moment, she's 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:39.040 really into putting band aids on the big toe. Leave it. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.920 Sometimes it's moments like she just wants it on there 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:43.640 for like a split second, and then she's like, take 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.679 it off. Other times, this morning she had five band 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.240 aids on her legs and I sent her out the door. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:49.240 What's kin together? 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:49.520 Think? 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.560 I was like, is everything okay at home? 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:57.080 I'm about to get well fed? But just absolutely yeah, 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.480 loves it and also as a single pan it now 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:02.800 if that's going to keep them happy. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.760 Oh totally, Oh yeah, I don't care. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.200 I want to ask you one thing though, I'd love 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:11.200 to know your thoughts on this situation. Who is entitled 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:14.439 to the toothpaste? In this situation, one of you is 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.640 going away, you and your partner, one of you is 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.480 going away? Do you keep the toothpaste at home? Or 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.800 does a person who's going away get to take the 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:23.760 toothpaste with them? 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.240 You haven't thought about getting two toothpastes? 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:29.240 Made the money you've got? 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:33.560 How many bathrooms you got? Fifteen bathrooms? We have three 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:34.880 brooms a three bathroom. 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:38.079 Look when you say it, oh my god, we have. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.200 That's two more than a regular man. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.280 When Laura left for Bali, she. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:46.040 Took a bathroom with it. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.000 She's taken the toothpaste. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.280 Yeah, that's not so who gets a toothpaste? I think 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.719 she's entitled to taking it as long as there's one 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.880 left at home. For general years, I'm using kids. I 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.480 have notice on the bench over there there's a new toothpaste. Yeah, 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.160 was taking the kids toothpaste, but these. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:04.360 I've been using the kids toothpaste. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:05.679 It's so yummy. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.000 I always use it when I get home pissed and 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.920 our toothpastes in the other bathroom. I don't want to 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.480 wake anyone up. I'm like brushing my teeth with a 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:18.600 tiny little toothbrush. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:22.080 I'm like, I wonder where amazing gets a mint addiction from. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.280 Yeah, but look, I think. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:29.760 She should get her own. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.360 She's going to the airport, there's going to be a chemistry. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.360 Also, get a travel size one on the way to 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:36.800 the airport. What do you want to lug around. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:41.000 A big toothpaste tube like a freak less risk of 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.840 it exploding in your bag, because that happened to me. 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.840 Didn't explode on the way to Vegas. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:50.080 It was pushed open and it filled up the bottom 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.440 of a bum bag like a dad bum bag that 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:56.720 we use filled it up, and I found myself scrubbing 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.800 out a bum bag and Vegas. It's like meant to 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.360 be having a good time here. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:02.800 I am hands and knees. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.680 Look at a bum bag, a bum bag. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.960 I was like joy two person like, yeah, just folded, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.160 folded in the bag inside. I just wipe your toothbrushure 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.760 on this. And worst case scenario is you use it 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.600 all over there you come home with less things. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.880 You're a smart man. There you go, beautiful for. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:25.880 More travel tips. But yeah, I think you've been left 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:26.480 in the lurch there. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.400 I don't like that. And I'll have a stone word 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.000 to please. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:30.240 You know. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.640 One of the best feelings in the world. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:33.560 ASH give it me straight, big man. 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:38.640 Being welcomed, Being welcomed with open arms. Ah, doesn't matter 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.000 where I am. If I'm being welcomed, I'm going to 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.200 stick around. I'm going to have fun. That reminds me 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:48.240 Ash at KO everyone is welcome, even if you think 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.800 a sin bin is something you find in a church. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.280 Wow that dad joke? 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.400 Yes, Matt, And on KO there is heaps of action 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:03.280 this weekend. We've got, of course, You're Mighty Broncos versus Dolphins, 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.400 another local derby no ad. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.720 Breaks in play. We've also got the rabbit Os versus 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.600 the Sharks. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.960 Wouldn't happen to be in four K? Is it? 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:14.320 It is in four K and it's exclusive to Fox League, 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:15.120 available on KO. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.720 And let's not forget about the afl ash. We do 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.920 have a great game fierce rivals the beautiful Brisbane Lines 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:25.440 versus Melbourne going to face off to start Round six 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:30.200 and GWS come up against a good challenge against Saint 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.680 Kilda as they fight to stay in the top eight 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:33.760 right now. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:38.080 Arguably, also, the biggest event in UFC history is happening 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.280 on the weekend is UFC three hundred. 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:44.560 It's a round number. It's Perera at verse Hill. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:48.880 Okay, twelve current or former champions that will feature at 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.920 the historic event. You can order exclusively on main event 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.280 with Chaosport. No KO subscription is needed. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.440 And before we go a little reminded as well that 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:01.360 we do have sun Corp supernet Ball the ss N. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.440 I've been lately, have you? 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.600 Have you? I could see you playing netball. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.280 I love how it's these sports that's like you grew 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.480 up with playing in the winter and watching you know, 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:15.080 your sisters or your cousins or your family members playing netball. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:16.440 Now you can watch it on TV. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:16.920 It's great. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.760 I can't wait till Marley and Lola get to enjoy netball. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.200 Make sure they cut their nails. It's one thing I know. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.840 The new season kicks off this weekend with defending champs 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:30.040 Adelaide Thunderbirds. It's the first title defense against the Firebirds 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.920 and the newest team, the Mavericks face off against new 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.479 crosstown rivals Melbourne Vixen's. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.800 Just remember there's plenty of room for everyone, so get 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.840 on board with KO now also available on Hubble. 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.040 Where do I start? Matt, Where do I start? 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.160 And actually you might relate to this because you have 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:53.600 two girls. I have one toilets in public. Okay, now 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.560 hear me out yeah. I was at the shops with 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.600 Macy and Oscar was after kindy. I thought I do 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.440 April of favor and get him out of the house 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.160 so she could get the house in order right. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.359 Take them down to the shop. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.520 There's a little playground at the shop there, right near 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.439 a bathroom. Oscar goes and needs we. I'm like, sweet, 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:13.680 no worries, and because it's just me, I've got to 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.040 take all the kids. I can't leave it to an 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:16.840 a half year old just in the playground on their own. 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:18.399 I've got to pack the whole fm up and go 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.800 to the bathroom. And thankfully, shopping says, I have the 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:25.080 kids kids room, beautiful. We come out, Macy takes off 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.720 into the women's bathroom. Now I don't know if you've 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:29.639 noticed me, did she? 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.399 But I'm oh, Mazi, I've got to come and collect 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:37.920 You's like, what are you doing? Has anyone seen my daughter? 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.080 And I don't know if you know this man, but 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.639 I am a man, not a woman. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.800 Hang on a second, shocker. 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:54.359 I had my suspicions, yes, and my first thought is fuck, 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:56.679 I got to chase Macy. But then I saw that 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.720 there's a big women's sign. My first nature thought is 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.080 what do I do here? And it's very busy. It's 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.840 those afternoon before a long weekend, so there's people getting 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:06.440 their ship for the weekend together. 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:08.600 Makes she's taken off. 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.320 I've just gone in dilemma. 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:15.440 She's running a mark in these women's bathroom. You can 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:17.600 hear it, and I'm like hello, and I hear this. 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.320 Whose kids this? I was just like, oh fuck, so 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:22.520 I'm in the bathroom. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.960 Okay, hang on, are is Oscar on your hip? 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:28.640 Oscar's grid behind me in toe. 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:31.000 A child on your hip is the best sign of 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:32.760 like I'm not a threat to anyone. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.320 Oscar was like really close in time, and I was 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.240 actually I actually used. 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:40.480 Oscar as the sacrificial lamb. I was like, go and 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:41.200 find your sister. 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:43.000 It's like, Bro, I'm four. 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.439 He's like, this is you problem? Bro, I'm going back 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.160 to the playground. I'm old enough. I did go into 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:49.920 a point where you could see like the way they 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:55.080 wash where they washed their head, like it's a zoo 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.359 where people where women wash their hands. 0:18:58.400 --> 0:18:59.840 And I was like, this is as far as like 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:00.159