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Speaker 1: New Fall. Ray.

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Speaker 2: You are.

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Speaker 3: I believe that the.

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Speaker 2: Heart does go on.

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Speaker 1: More.

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Speaker 3: You open the door.

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Speaker 2: And you what and you here in my heart will.

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Speaker 3: Go on.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you are a strange cat.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to to Going Dads. I'm Maddie, Jay, I'm

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Speaker 3: Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting. It's

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Speaker 3: the good, the bad, and and if you've come wanting

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Speaker 3: any advice, not right now. It's not going to happen.

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Speaker 3: Not today, beat it, not next week, not the week after.

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Speaker 3: It's never going to happen.

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Speaker 2: It happened on the bonus episodes. That happened.

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Speaker 3: It happens, but not from us, from the other guests.

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Speaker 2: Essentially, we're just a vessel.

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Speaker 3: Two men, one of whom finished school, got a terrible,

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Speaker 3: terrible result.

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Speaker 2: Oh didn't you ever?

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Speaker 3: You didn't finish school, did you?

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Speaker 1: I left school at fifteen at shows. Can't read, can't write,

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Speaker 1: can't talk. Just old school salesmen, That's what I am.

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Speaker 1: Come out of school and I'm like, hey, hey, what do.

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Speaker 3: You want to buy?

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Speaker 2: What do you want to buy?

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Speaker 3: What price you're looking at?

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Speaker 1: Before we do get into it, Matt, we need to

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Speaker 1: mention our friend Stone would yes. And today we are

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Speaker 1: drinking a pacific Ale. Okay, it's bar and Bay in

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Speaker 1: a bottle, Matthew, it is from Iron Bay.

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Speaker 2: It's the name.

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Speaker 3: Let me dress one second, have a sip, let me.

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Speaker 1: Know what you think, just as delicious as it always is.

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Speaker 2: Let me have a go.

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Speaker 3: They're yet to disappoint.

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Speaker 2: Ah tme on the.

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Speaker 1: Pacific Ocean where it gets its pacific Ale name.

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Speaker 2: And do you know what you can taste in there?

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Speaker 3: Hang on? What's that? Almost? One more? When you're not

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Speaker 3: thinking about it, it's easy to miss. But when you

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Speaker 3: are thinking about it, the galaxy hops.

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Speaker 2: Oh, fresh from Tasmania.

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Speaker 3: Those are coming through.

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Speaker 1: Strong leaves, those floral aromas. It's nice and fruity. It

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Speaker 1: they just make grape beer. And we thank them as

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Speaker 1: always for making this episode possible.

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Speaker 3: I've booked in a trip, have you in May to

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Speaker 3: Byron Bay.

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Speaker 2: Well, and may you enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 3: I cannot wait to go to the brewery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been in a long time.

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Speaker 1: And I guarantee you, my friend, that when you go

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Speaker 1: on this trip and you go to the brewery, you

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Speaker 1: will see my face there. We have threatened that sort

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Speaker 1: of thing before. I'm going to weasel my way into

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Speaker 1: this trip.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, my trip is for my brother's fortieth, but

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Speaker 3: which includes me podcast as well. And I have to

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Speaker 3: apologize before we continue anymore. Ash because it's happened. Mate.

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Speaker 3: We got struck by bad last year to the.

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Speaker 2: Point where we nearly had to cancel.

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Speaker 3: We were almost just going to pull the pin on

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Speaker 3: two doting.

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Speaker 1: Dads because just two dying dads.

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Speaker 3: It was wee can week out. We would just get

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Speaker 3: hit left, right and center with all types of ailments.

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Speaker 1: And I remember we did that episode and I was

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Speaker 3: It wasn't just the flu though, with like any kind

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Speaker 3: of orifice. We'd like, you know, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, We had

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Speaker 3: mouth ulcers, we had kidneys, were.

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Speaker 1: Sore, shipped myself a heap of times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's people don't tell you about running a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think we've got workers comp.

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Speaker 3: Ma'am. I'm sick at the moment.

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Speaker 1: You don't sound, you don't sound. You sound better than

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Speaker 3: Do you know why it's not hitting as hard I'll

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Speaker 2: Tell me, you tell me what.

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Speaker 3: So at the moment, Laura is away.

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Speaker 2: We might as well move in together, two gay dads.

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Speaker 3: I thought you never asked, and I did. I facetimed

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Speaker 3: I was like her and a sister obviously her business

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Speaker 3: Part of the reason why it's not hit me as

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Speaker 3: hard is because I've got like the mum shield.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because they just get on with it.

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Speaker 3: They just get on with it. A drop in one

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Speaker 1: I'm like other hatches, yeah, bed ridden, head in to bed.

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Speaker 3: But so I've got like the mumshield, which is deflecting.

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Speaker 3: I'm running it like half capacity right now, and I've

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Speaker 2: She's gallimanting too.

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Speaker 3: The women in my life have deserted me.

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Speaker 2: Back to Vegas, I go.

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Speaker 3: Go on to the days of us having a hell

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Speaker 3: of time. So I'm looking after both kids. I will

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Speaker 3: say the trip that we had on the cruise ship

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Speaker 3: that has helped me a great deal and just making

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Speaker 3: Lola not think I'm a piece of shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you bonded.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And now that Laura's out of the mix, she's

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Speaker 3: come back and kid the dark side. This morning was

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Speaker 3: a clusterfuck, if I may say that, go for it.

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Speaker 3: What happened, well, the girls have over the last few

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Speaker 3: Lola's been waking up at two o'clockish once a warm water.

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Speaker 3: That's her jam. She gets the warm water in a

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Speaker 3: I give it to her, she's like, I want to cuddle.

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Speaker 3: As a man who's been neglected by their child for

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Speaker 3: back a cuddle? Like?

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Speaker 2: Did you say cuddle?

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Speaker 4: She's like, no, no, I'm like dragging her into my bed.

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Speaker 3: She's like, leave me alone, but I bring it into

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Speaker 2: Up realize that she's not there because they share a room.

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Speaker 3: Right, they share a room.

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Speaker 2: How is the bunk beds going just really quickly?

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Speaker 3: Some absolutely fantastic, highly reckon.

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Speaker 2: I don't need Macie running around as well in the

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Speaker 3: I would keep the cop for as long as you can,

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Speaker 1: Even the lid, I keep the lid on it.

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Speaker 2: No, you got me, just lock her in there.

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Speaker 3: But Marley will wake up and then she comes into

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Speaker 3: Issue is can I wake each other up? And then

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Speaker 3: Just like I don't know. Marley woke up this morning

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Speaker 2: The scheduling and meeting It was five in.

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Speaker 3: The morning, and I was like, Marley was like well,

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Speaker 2: Let's savings too, so it's so dark, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you've got to go back to sleep.

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Speaker 3: I was like, please, come on, and do you know

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Speaker 3: what she said? Sleeping is boring.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could get more sleep.

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Speaker 2: It's not boring, it's the best.

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Speaker 3: So our day started at five o'clock this morning and

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Speaker 3: So I opened the fresh bottle.

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Speaker 2: You never buy two at a time for starters. That

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Speaker 3: You've either got too much or not an art.

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Speaker 2: So you had some carbonated milk for breakfast and I.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, was it clumpy?

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Speaker 3: Not clumpy? I was in this scene vomiting. Emalia and

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Speaker 3: Laula were like, can you keep it down?

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Speaker 2: The release of gas is definitely a.

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Speaker 3: Giveaway if you're opening up milk.

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Speaker 2: You got some milk on.

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Speaker 3: So that's how my morning started with a carbonated milk.

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling now? Yeah, you just got it

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Speaker 3: I vomited it all up, straight out.

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Speaker 1: You're like, that's a spicy cow honestly bad milk. There's

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Speaker 3: And it's a shame because you know, normally I'm a

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: You're a horse now.

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Speaker 3: Milk is done.

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Speaker 2: The mention of a full glass of milk.

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Speaker 3: But it's such a shame when something that normally brings

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Speaker 2: And then it takes forever to go back to it.

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Speaker 1: One time I got sick from a sweet tailed pork

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Speaker 1: in Bali, but I pooped myself at a restaurant, and.

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Speaker 3: I love how you almost tried to pull out of

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Speaker 3: that story.

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Speaker 1: I was like, too much, no, and it dripped down

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Speaker 1: the chair. It took me two years to eat sweet

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Speaker 3: After the milk incident, Lola's got this weird addiction that's

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Speaker 2: Of crept Is it a clips mints?

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Speaker 3: No? No? Hows that going by?

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Speaker 1: Well, we ran out and we hadn't got to the

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Speaker 3: Well it's not mins for Lola. It's band aids.

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Speaker 2: They love band aids.

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Speaker 3: Problem solved. But now every morning she's been waking up

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Speaker 3: and she's like, could put on me, could you?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, like two thousands Nelly and he had

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I should show her that photo of Nellie.

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Speaker 2: And so if she mimics it.

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Speaker 3: No, because then she that's what she'll start wanting. At

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's moments like she just wants it on there

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Speaker 2: What's kin together?

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Speaker 2: I was like, is everything okay at home?

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Speaker 3: I'm about to get well fed? But just absolutely yeah,

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Speaker 3: if that's going to keep them happy.

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Speaker 1: Oh totally, Oh yeah, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: I want to ask you one thing though, I'd love

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Speaker 3: going away? Do you keep the toothpaste at home? Or

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Speaker 2: You haven't thought about getting two toothpastes?

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Speaker 3: Made the money you've got?

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Speaker 2: How many bathrooms you got? Fifteen bathrooms? We have three

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Speaker 3: Look when you say it, oh my god, we have.

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Speaker 2: That's two more than a regular man.

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Speaker 3: When Laura left for Bali, she.

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Speaker 3: She's taken the toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: have notice on the bench over there there's a new toothpaste. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've been using the kids toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: It's so yummy.

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Speaker 1: I always use it when I get home pissed and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I wonder where amazing gets a mint addiction from.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but look, I think.

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Speaker 2: She should get her own.

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Speaker 3: She's going to the airport, there's going to be a chemistry.

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Speaker 1: A big toothpaste tube like a freak less risk of

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Speaker 2: Didn't explode on the way to Vegas.

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Speaker 1: It was pushed open and it filled up the bottom

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Speaker 2: I am hands and knees.

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Speaker 3: Look at a bum bag, a bum bag.

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Speaker 1: I was like joy two person like, yeah, just folded,

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Speaker 3: You're a smart man. There you go, beautiful for.

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Speaker 1: More travel tips. But yeah, I think you've been left

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Speaker 2: I don't like that. And I'll have a stone word

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: One of the best feelings in the world.

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Speaker 2: ASH give it me straight, big man.

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Speaker 3: Being welcomed, Being welcomed with open arms. Ah, doesn't matter

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Speaker 3: Ash at KO everyone is welcome, even if you think

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Speaker 2: Wow that dad joke?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Matt, And on KO there is heaps of action

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Speaker 1: Arguably, also, the biggest event in UFC history is happening

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Speaker 1: on the weekend is UFC three hundred.

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Speaker 2: It's a round number. It's Perera at verse Hill.

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Speaker 2: I've been lately, have you?

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Speaker 3: Have you? I could see you playing netball.

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Speaker 1: I love how it's these sports that's like you grew

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Speaker 2: It's great.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait till Marley and Lola get to enjoy netball.

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Speaker 2: Make sure they cut their nails. It's one thing I know.

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Speaker 2: Where do I start? Matt, Where do I start?

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Speaker 1: And actually you might relate to this because you have

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Speaker 1: two girls. I have one toilets in public. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: hear me out yeah. I was at the shops with

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Speaker 1: Macy and Oscar was after kindy. I thought I do

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Speaker 2: Take them down to the shop.

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Speaker 1: There's a little playground at the shop there, right near

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Speaker 1: no worries, and because it's just me, I've got to

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Speaker 1: take all the kids. I can't leave it to an

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Speaker 1: I've got to pack the whole fm up and go

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Speaker 1: kids kids room, beautiful. We come out, Macy takes off

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Speaker 1: into the women's bathroom. Now I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: noticed me, did she?

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Speaker 3: But I'm oh, Mazi, I've got to come and collect

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Speaker 3: You's like, what are you doing? Has anyone seen my daughter?

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this man, but

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Speaker 2: I am a man, not a woman.

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Speaker 3: Hang on a second, shocker.

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Speaker 1: I had my suspicions, yes, and my first thought is fuck,

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Speaker 1: I got to chase Macy. But then I saw that

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Speaker 1: what do I do here? And it's very busy. It's

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Speaker 2: Makes she's taken off.

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Speaker 3: I've just gone in dilemma.

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Speaker 1: She's running a mark in these women's bathroom. You can

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Speaker 1: hear it, and I'm like hello, and I hear this.

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Speaker 2: Whose kids this? I was just like, oh fuck, so

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Speaker 2: I'm in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hang on, are is Oscar on your hip?

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Speaker 2: Oscar's grid behind me in toe.

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Speaker 3: A child on your hip is the best sign of

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Speaker 1: Oscar was like really close in time, and I was

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Speaker 2: Oscar as the sacrificial lamb. I was like, go and

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Speaker 2: find your sister.

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Speaker 3: It's like, Bro, I'm four.

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Speaker 1: He's like, this is you problem? Bro, I'm going back

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Speaker 1: to the playground. I'm old enough. I did go into

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Speaker 2: And I was like, this is as far as like

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Speaker 1: She's taken off into this into the stalls somewhere, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like to Oscar, my go find it to the

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Speaker 1: point where I was like, I was like, God.

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Speaker 2: Find your sister. And then I think the me raising

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Speaker 2: my voice at my child. Someone was like, you.

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Speaker 3: Don't want to start shouting. You don't want to be

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Speaker 2: Someone was like, is this yours?

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Speaker 1: And it was amazing, and I was like, thank god

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Speaker 1: she'd gone all the way to the end. But I

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Speaker 1: was staring down the barrel of like, am I going

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Speaker 1: And thankfully not, but Oscar did have to do a

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Speaker 3: But not having I think you're well in your right.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know. It's never happened to come in.

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Speaker 3: And be like, I'm a dad. Don't be threatened by.

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Speaker 2: My liken like an ID.

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Speaker 1: Like you know when you go to a crime scene

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Speaker 1: and you're like Matt Johnson, FBI Dad Badge.

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Speaker 2: I could be like, I am ash Dad Badge.

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Speaker 3: I am not a sexual predator. Do not be alarmed

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Speaker 3: by my presence. And here, Dad Badge, continue your pisses

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Speaker 3: and ships. I am looking for a daughter.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it stinks in here.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember being a youngster and I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you ever went to like after school care and

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Speaker 3: you go into girls toilets and it was just a

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Speaker 3: different world. It was like being on another planet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had music.

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Speaker 3: It was so much nicer. Yeah, we were a bit

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Speaker 3: like I want to I wouldn't mind getting comfy in here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did talk a ship.

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Speaker 1: No, but it was like I'd never I'd never experienced

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Speaker 1: that situation before. I don't don't know how many of

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Speaker 1: the listeners have had that happen to them.

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Speaker 2: But you don't know what the etiquette is.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to I know that this will

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Speaker 3: not be allowed this one.

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Speaker 2: You can't jerk off in their matter.

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Speaker 3: A man can dream.

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Speaker 2: It's like dad bad, where are you kids? Why are

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Speaker 2: you sweating? No?

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Speaker 3: I think it's be allowed. My biggest gripe, m m ash.

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Speaker 1: It's not your biggest gripe.

448
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 3: I've never opened up about this before.

449
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: You've got a fear of women's baths.

450
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 3: It sucks having to take my girls into a men's bathroom.

451
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 2: When there's no option for the kids room.

452
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 3: There's no kids room, and men's bathrooms are disgusting. That place.

453
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 3: That place is how.

454
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 2: Can I suggest something to you disabled?

455
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 3: I encourage it, please, And this is what.

456
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: It's frowned upon because you're enabled bodied man.

457
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what the rule is here, but like,

458
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 3: if I'm with both girls and I'm traveling solo, you're disabled,

459
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 3: I'm taking them into the disabled toilet and I'm being quick,

460
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 3: I'm being efficient, I'm not mucking about.

461
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 2: It's like you come out there and there's a double ampt.

462
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 3: On the ground.

463
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: Excuse me.

464
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 3: It sucks when you go into a bathroom and like,

465
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 3: I'm yet to go into a men's cubicle with my

466
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 3: daughters and they're not be like, piss all over the

467
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 3: toilet set piss on the floor. The guy next to

468
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 3: us is going. It also sucks to shut up ash.

469
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: It also sucks to be part of the problem too, though,

470
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: doesn't it?

471
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 3: Oh?

472
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like is this is this how we're represented?

473
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 3: But I just I wish there was there was more

474
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 3: parent specific bathrooms out there. I often have to say

475
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: to Laura, I'm not taking Lola or Marley into the

476
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 3: men's bath.

477
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: If we start a political party, which very likely it

478
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: will be, our main policy will be more parent bedrooms.

479
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 3: You heard it you first, bedrooms or bathrooms both?

480
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: Sorry I got confused there, I got confused. We need

481
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 2: public naps as well.

482
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 3: Let's come, let's have bedrooms just everywhere, just parent bedrooms

483
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 3: and them.

484
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hotel and they are in fact open

485
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 2: to the public. Anyway.

486
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't have a job, so public clu that don't

487
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: really matter to me.

488
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 3: This is my job.

489
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 2: I could do it whenever. I can do it on

490
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: the silight. Now, Oscar gave himself a black eye.

491
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: He fell down the stairs, that old chestnut.

492
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: He ran into a doorknob.

493
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 3: He gave himself.

494
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: He gave himself a black eye. Now it's the stupid

495
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: Stop winking at me, you freak. This is legit. Okay,

496
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: we could lose his eye.

497
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: Ship.

498
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to scrap this story.

499
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 3: Go on.

500
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have child Services banging.

501
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 3: On the door.

502
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: Sure, that's how it happened. This is how it happened.

503
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: It's stupid how it happens. And he did it to

504
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: himself wink, No he did. I can't get through it.

505
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: I got a photo. I'll show you the photo. Here's

506
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: the photo.

507
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 3: It's up there.

508
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: Here's the photo. It's not that bad.

509
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 3: Sorry. Sorry, we're winking at.

510
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: Each other, looking at you know, this is audio.

511
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 3: We can't see the perfection. Y.

512
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: They're very over exaggerated to just like it's like a

513
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: whole body where.

514
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 3: You go the head, the head gets into it.

515
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he gave himself a black eye.

516
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 3: Look a look at you.

517
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: So I'm downstairs, April's upstairs, Macy's downstairs with me. I

518
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: was as far away from him as possible.

519
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 2: I didn't give him a black I'm sweating. I'm over here.

520
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 2: I'm sweating.

521
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm downstairs, April's upstairs. Oscar's jumping on the bed, which

522
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't mind if he's jumping in the bed as

523
00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: long as I have shoes on.

524
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: That's not on. He's jumping on the bed.

525
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: He's doing He's at the age where he's like, wants

526
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: to do heaps of park Yes, that's the word I'm

527
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: looking for. He wants to do heaps of parkour and

528
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: stuff like that.

529
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: And he doesn't know what park is, but he's doing

530
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: his version of it. Kids, and I love flipping around

531
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 2: on the bed.

532
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: And you know, I often think like being that small

533
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: would be so cool, so easy, so easy, to be

534
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: jumping around on a big, king sized bed like lovely

535
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: love that, and then I hear like a bellowing scream,

536
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: knee to the eye, need himself in the eye.

537
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 3: I've been there, and I was like, how did.

538
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,719
Speaker 2: You manage that?

539
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: First of all, jealous of the flexibility, so he's giving

540
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: himself a black eye.

541
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 2: Right before we had to go to a kid's party.

542
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: Questions for flying people were like, oh God, what's happened.

543
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: Do you know how many people had to explain that

544
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 2: I scatter black eye?

545
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: Do you think you were being investigated?

546
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: Well, I think the first person asked me, I said,

547
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: I punched him, so everyone else had to ask me

548
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: to But there was a joke, was a joke that

549
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: was a blatant joke.

550
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: Have your kids ever done? Yeah?

551
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 3: You know what? A tumble can just derail the day

552
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 3: at any point.

553
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: Morning you wanted to happen in the afternoon, for sure,

554
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: it happens in the morning.

555
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 3: I don't want it to happen at all, ash because

556
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to hurt my kids. Sorry, keep winking,

557
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 3: But I often, especially when I'm cooking dinner now that

558
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: I'm a single parent, I'm in the kitchen and I'm

559
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 3: turning around to go to the stovetop and Lula's come

560
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 3: up to get a snack a bumper off, and she.

561
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: Goes, what does she hate you?

562
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 3: My kids are yet to give themselves any kind of serious.

563
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: But the saddest part was he was so upset. Black

564
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: eyes hurt. It's also very visual. It's a visual injury.

565
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: He was so concerned about being teased for it. Man,

566
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: that's what he was like. And I was like, nah, dude,

567
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: people going to.

568
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: Think you're really cool.

569
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 3: He is a handsome young man.

570
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: But he was more concerned, and he was like, has

571
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 2: it gone yet? Has it gone away yet? Like literally

572
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: every ten minutes.

573
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: No one's going to mass with Oscar. No, especially the

574
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 3: way that he finds yes, which.

575
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: I have experienced first first hand.

576
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 3: I want to quickly show you something that I've purchased. Oh, yes,

577
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: has made me feel more masculine than any other purchase

578
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: of recent months.

579
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: If I make you finally got that butt poke, let

580
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: me just get prepared for what's going to be unveiled.

581
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh that sounded so good, isn't it good? So many

582
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: men have erections, isn't it good?

583
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: Women's women don't get it.

584
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 3: I don't think they get it.

585
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: He listened to that all day.

586
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 3: It might not look like much how you use it,

587
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: and it's weird how something so small can fill you

588
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 3: with so much power.

589
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: That's what she said.

590
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 3: The fence had a few palings that had fallen off,

591
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: and so I wasn't going to say anything people, you know,

592
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 3: the house was falling apart. So I picked up that

593
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 3: little drill. I drilled in the three pailings that had

594
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: fallen off. I felt like I was unstoppable.

595
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 2: Did you jerk off? After?

596
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't even finish the last paling without jerking off.

597
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 3: I was Laura was like, wonder how Matt's going in

598
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 3: the backyard, just sitting there with the drill, fullball the

599
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 3: full four vaults.

600
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: Really tearing the skin off the top of it.

601
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: I was thinking about paying someone to come and fix

602
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: the fence, and I'm so glad that I didn't. I'm

603
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: so glad that I had the initiative. Went out to Bunnings,

604
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 3: got the field, fix the fence, and I was like,

605
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: now you have a drill.

606
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't even have a drill, dude, And so how

607
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: much was it?

608
00:28:54,880 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 3: It was like sixty bucks of them. But then I

609
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 3: guess I was in this this high, a drill high,

610
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 3: if you will.

611
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: My judgment was very clown, nothing like that feeling I was.

612
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 3: I was thinking that there was nothing I couldn't fix

613
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 3: for it, and I came down pretty hard after that.

614
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 3: The car had been parked underneath a tree which had

615
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: very like it was. Yeah, the sap it was and

616
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 3: so annoying covered in it. Went to the car wash,

617
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: like it's going to cost three hundred bucks to get

618
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 3: all that off the car.

619
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: You're like, do you know why I own a drill?

620
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,479
Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me, that's not now. They're like,

621
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: whoa three dollars?

622
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I'm going to do

623
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: this myself. So came back home, tried to scrub it

624
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 3: off with my finger and a cloth. Oh, it didn't work,

625
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 3: And I said, what would a would a guy with

626
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: a drill do?

627
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: Drill it off?

628
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 3: I did something should didn't use the drill. I used

629
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 3: the dishwashing scrub.

630
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: Up the green.

631
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 3: I've completely fucked the car. Oh. I washed it and

632
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 3: when when it was still wet, the car was great

633
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: because the car was clean. It was listening as it dried.

634
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: There's just scrubby I.

635
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: Know, I know you've done it, and I'm going to

636
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: tell you a story of me and my youth, very

637
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: youthful that I've just remembered. As a child, we decided

638
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: to wash cars to get to a little bit of money.

639
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: At one particular house, we were washing the car. Didn't

640
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: realize that I was using a green sponge on someone

641
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: else's car. Yes, ah, it's safe to say he didn't

642
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: have to pay for that five dollar wash. And also yeah,

643
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: and I also, if he's listening, I'm sorry that I

644
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: ran away before, but I got the fuck out of

645
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: there once I realized.

646
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: We all did very quickly.

647
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: And the car wash business shut down pretty much immediately.

648
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: We all had to get disguises because it was in

649
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: the local neighborhood.

650
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: I mean, the only difference is you're twelve and I'm

651
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 3: thirty six. I'm still learning you are. I'm not afraid

652
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: you are saying it's beautiful, and he's listening.

653
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: Sucked in Matt Meltdowns, Let's get into.

654
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: It's the fun Fine. This is a segment where parents

655
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: send in their child's meltdowns in the idea.

656
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: One of my favorite segments off this podcast.

657
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: It has been going for a little while there.

658
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 3: Maybe it's time for a change. We do have a

659
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: lot of people asking for line tell me lies.

660
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: We had an idea the other day, really quickly about

661
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: lies that you've told about to.

662
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: Get your kids into things. Yes, which, let's workshop that.

663
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: Do you know what I do want to do though

664
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: your you did it on your stories. The petty things

665
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: you do to your partner.

666
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I'd like to. Okay, do that next week,

667
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: next week? All right.

668
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: If you've got anything petty that you do to your

669
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: partner or your partner does to you, it is out

670
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: of spit, nothing too crazy. I don't want to like

671
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Speaker 1: running over the car when he upsets me. I don't

672
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Speaker 1: want that ship.

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Speaker 2: I want the little things like, for example.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I had a disagreement and I made

675
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Speaker 1: my half of the bed and didn't make her half.

676
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Speaker 2: I've got a list of things that I love that

677
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Speaker 2: I'm going to do it.

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Speaker 3: I love a couple's tips, I love a bit of

679
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Speaker 3: next week anyway, okay to get on with not to

680
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Speaker 3: wrap you up.

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Speaker 2: You literally just exit music me okay. So this one

682
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Speaker 2: comes from Rebecca Rosebeca. Hi, Rebecca, how are you?

683
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Speaker 1: My three year old had a full meltdown because I

684
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Speaker 1: don't wear a nappy to bed like he does.

685
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 3: Lolan onrmally has melt down about wearing a nappy, like

686
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Speaker 3: I need to wear an appy and I'm like, you

687
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 3: piss yourself every night. You need to wear that na

688
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Speaker 3: I'm not.

689
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Speaker 1: I'm good every morning. He's like, check my nappy, there's

690
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: nothing in it. Br that thing's full.

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Speaker 3: Okay. This one is from Scuba Chez. That can't be real,

692
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 3: she says. My four year old granddaughter came home from

693
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Speaker 3: daycare and told her mum that a kid was saying

694
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: the F word and that the teachers said the F

695
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: word is bad. My daughter felt like a great parent

696
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 3: and then went on to get dinner ready. My four

697
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 3: year old granddaughter walked back into the kitchen and said, Mommy,

698
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Speaker 3: where is my fucking tennis racket?

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Speaker 2: I love it when.

700
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Speaker 3: Swear Hey, list of questions we do. Also, I want

701
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Speaker 3: to take this opportunity to say, if you are a

702
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 3: parent out there, please send us through any questions that

703
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: you may have. Maybe you just want to get the

704
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 3: perspective of a dad to tackle a tough subject that

705
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 3: you're too afraid to ask. Your friends, your peers, your

706
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 3: family members.

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00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, ask a stranger.

708
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Speaker 1: That seems like the most plausible if you like anonymous.

709
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to put your name. And this

710
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 3: one here is from Dharia Daria.

711
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 2: She asked, diarrhea.

712
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Speaker 3: What's one thing you wish your wife understood more.

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Speaker 1: I would like my wife to understand that what I

714
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: do for a job is not all fun and games.

715
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: It might look like that from the outside, but sometimes

716
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: she's made snoggy little comments, like you know, it's like,

717
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I got to go to mat Town.

718
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you're going to go to matow.

719
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Speaker 3: I guess we are just having a chat drink, having

720
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Speaker 3: a drink.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when we went on a cruise that was work.

722
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 2: She came, but I'm like, I've got to.

723
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Speaker 1: Leave you with the kids to go off and zip line.

724
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: We're not for fun. I promise I won't have any fun. Meanwhile,

725
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: but she gave me attitude. She was like oh, and

726
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,479
Speaker 1: I was like.

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Speaker 2: Babe, this is my job. It might look like I'm

728
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 2: just a bit a tom foolery.

729
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 3: Because it is. It is well depart from what.

730
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Speaker 2: I did twelve months ago. Be miserable like the rest

731
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Speaker 2: of us.

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Speaker 1: If she's listening, which she will be. I'm better to

733
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Speaker 1: say this very delicately. Just relax, Bra.

734
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Speaker 3: Mine's also work related for Laura. I think it comes

735
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Speaker 3: from the fact that a few reasons to unpack Laura A.

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Speaker 1: A.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go through the whole alphabet, or we just.

738
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Speaker 3: I'll get three points at gay. Growing up, she didn't

739
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 3: have a lot of money. They were definitely not born

740
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 3: with silver spoons in their mouths, right, as was I

741
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Speaker 3: one of five single parent and and so I think

742
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 3: you've always had a bit of like a save mentality

743
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 3: in terms of like trying to like, you know, when

744
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 3: there's money, you got to do whatever you can to

745
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 3: try and like fill the bank account. And then in

746
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 3: addition to that, coming off reality TV, the narrative is

747
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 3: always like you've got fifteen minutes and then your time's

748
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 3: up and you're getting out of here. I've been lingering

749
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Speaker 3: around for eight years now.

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00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 2: You can't get rid of you.

751
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: People have tried. But I think there is that there

752
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: is that fear of like literally you're like cot coroach j.

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Speaker 3: There is that fear of, well, soon my time will

754
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 3: be done.

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Speaker 2: Not if I can help it, Matt. That's why not

756
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: if I can help it.

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00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: That's why I partnered with you. But I think Laura

758
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 3: is very much like, if I don't say yes to

759
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: this opportunity, who knows when the opportunities will dry up.

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Speaker 3: And even though she's working such an insane amount, you know,

761
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: she's taking on so many jobs. I remember when they asked,

762
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 3: she was asked to do Dancing with the Stars, and

763
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I was stressed out. You're clearly going

764
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: to say no, and she was like, well, you know,

765
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 3: who knows when I get asked again, which is true.

766
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Speaker 3: But she did it and like she had fun. But

767
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 3: I'm very much having to remind her that, like it's

768
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 3: okay to say no to jobs, it's okay to you know,

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Speaker 3: not be running at one hundred miles an hour. We

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's a doublehswaw there, because we are extremely

771
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 3: fortunate to be where we are financially. But at the

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00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 3: same time, now that we've been running at this fast

773
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 3: pace for so long, we can just put it back

774
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Speaker 3: in a third gear.

775
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: You slow down, Smell the roses a little bit.

776
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 3: Smell the roses.

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00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: Are you thankful that it's Britt in the jungle and

778
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: not Laura?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, one.

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00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I'm losing Laura for a

782
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 3: week in Bali and I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 1: So you'd like her to just drop it back a

784
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: gear when it's time to drop it back a gear.

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Speaker 3: Which is right now. For the last three years we've

786
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Speaker 3: been working, especially.

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Speaker 1: La, I've only really been around it for like, you know,

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00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: like eighteen months. Call it and it's pretty turbo. I

789
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: will say, it's crazy.

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00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeh, it's crazy. And you know what it's like when

791
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 3: you're tired, when you're exhausted.

792
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Speaker 2: All the time.

793
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, let's like go into semi retirement. Let's

794
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 3: fade away.

795
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: Let's fade away, let's run let's run away. Now now

796
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 1: you're talking.

797
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Speaker 3: But that's what I wish she had said more of.

798
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 2: And I think that's fair.

799
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Speaker 3: She's getting better.

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Speaker 2: That's good man. I have a question for you. Oh

801
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: he's a really good one.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: You've got two girls, Like I said, I've got a boy, which.

804
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: Is going to be you know, you cut boy's hair

805
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: much more, I would, I would think.

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Speaker 3: I agree with you. We've never cut Lola's hair. She's three.

807
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: She never had a haircut, not once. Marley had a

808
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 3: little phase where she went through having a fringe that

809
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 3: was self cut. How to cut Oscar's hair.

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Speaker 1: Well, we went through phases of cutting Oscar's hair. The

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Speaker 1: first time when I said we should cut your hair

812
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: and he'd never had it before, he was really excited. Oh,

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00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: it's an experience, experience, until I got the clippers out,

814
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: the noises.

815
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: And he was.

816
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, look, touched on his hand, doesn't hurt. Hurt.

817
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 3: Although I have cut my ball seck a number of times.

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00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: The skin down there is unforgiving. But then what he

819
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: really hated was the feeling of hair falling onto his

820
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: neck to the point it scared the shit out of him.

821
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Speaker 1: So it took me another two years to get him

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Speaker 1: cut his hair again, to the point where I was like,

823
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: you look like no one owns you.

824
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: I need to cut your hair.

825
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: So I went to the next phase, which was to

826
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Speaker 1: pin him down like I was shearing a sheep, okay.

827
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Speaker 3: Which I'm sure went down and swimmingly. Yeah.

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00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: Then I went to bribery, where I bribed him for

829
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: like a really big fucking toy just so that I

830
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: could trim the sides a bit. But then he's cottoned

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Speaker 1: onto the fact that if he gets a haircut, he

832
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: gets a toy. So now he's coming to me every

833
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: second day going I think I need a haircut, and

834
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think you do. If I cut

835
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Speaker 1: anymore off, we're going in the scale. I think he's

836
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: getting better at it, but like, honestly, they don't understand that.

837
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Speaker 2: They don't understand how to steal.

838
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: They're like, well, I'm at the point now. Marley actually asked.

839
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 3: She's like, can I cut my own hair? And I

840
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 3: was like sure, And she was about to cut.

841
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 2: Off, and I was like, what are you doing?

842
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm getting a haircut. She's never had

843
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: like a proper, proper haircut. She's only had like the

844
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Speaker 3: ends taken up.

845
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Speaker 2: Because they get their nails done. But she'd probably love it.

846
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 3: She went and took her Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited.

847
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if she understands that once it's gone,

848
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: it's not coming back for a long time.

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00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: Also, Macie all of a sudden has like hair down

850
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: her back, not on her back.

851
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking work quite hairy.

852
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: Anyway, Oscar bribery gets him through, that's my answer.

853
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: Perfect.

854
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 2: We took the Sceny groute, but We're there.

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00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 3: If you ever enjoyed this episode, any episode of two

856
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 3: Doating Dads, we would love it if you would send

857
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: it to any other people out there, parents specifically, but

858
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 3: even non parents. Definitely not pet parents.

859
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 4: Oh fuck them, but everybody else.

860
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 3: Please share the love. Yes, because we love love. That's

861
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 3: Laura's life on cut that's their ending.

862
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 2: Sorry Okay, we just ripped that right off.

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00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: We love love more, we we love parenting.

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00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 3: But if you would give us any type of review,

865
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 3: could be Spotify, could bee Apple podcasts? There have been There.

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00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: Are no death threats. They were actually sick of them.

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00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 3: It was Can I just really quickly just read you

868
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 3: the last review that we've got. If anyone doesn't like

869
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 3: the pot right now, they may be listening for the

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00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 3: first time. Stick with it because honestly hated this pod

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00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 3: to start with, and now I love it. Very easy

872
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: listening and very funny. Please keep the ebbs coming, legends.

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00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: What did you hate about it?

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00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: No need to say you hated it? Like that's it?

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00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 2: Nah, I like it. I like your honesty.

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00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 3: You guys were pieces of shit to start with, but

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00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: now I like you.

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00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: That's a win. I'm getting out.

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00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 3: You can go we'll see next week.

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Speaker 2: See Buddy.

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Speaker 3: N I get it, I get it, I get it, fine,

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00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 3: get it, I got it Fie. Two Doting Dads podcast

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00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the

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00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 3: connections to land, sea and community.

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00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today.

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Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land