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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush, card us in time

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Speaker 2: for us to pitch the best of our worst ideas.

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Speaker 2: This week is our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas. I have one of

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Speaker 3: this idea in the show for a long time.

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Speaker 4: William, Have you ever dacked yourself? Thirteen one oh six five?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever pulled your own pants down?

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Speaker 3: And why? Why would you pull your own pants down?

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Speaker 2: I think I've done it.

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Speaker 3: When did you do it?

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Speaker 2: Well, if you know the song Eagle Rock YEP Daddy

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Speaker 2: Cool Ego Rack, whenever that song comes on, you have

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Speaker 2: to pull your pants down.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that rung.

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Speaker 2: I saw the Meredith one year, so there's like twenty

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Speaker 2: thousand people there or whatever. They never run the whole

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Speaker 2: amphitheater had their pants around their ankles. You're amazing kidding me,

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Speaker 2: that's extraordinary. That's what you do when Eagle Rock comes on,

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Speaker 2: you dack yourself.

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Speaker 4: I've pulled my own pants down, William, But I'll tell

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Speaker 4: you my story right after, Phil, Phil, you've dacked yourself?

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Speaker 5: I have dacked myself?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I Phil?

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Speaker 5: Well, oh look I was nineteen I just come out

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Speaker 5: of the part. I had a good night, had had

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Speaker 5: a fair few drinks. Yeah, wearing wearing some jeans, you know,

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Speaker 5: half season clothes. Anyway, there's a young fellow they're trying

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Speaker 5: to get in wearing track pants and you couldn't get in,

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Speaker 5: and he asked to buy my jeans off me, and

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Speaker 5: I figured it was probably a good deal. I talked

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Speaker 5: him up to a hundred bucks and they were real cheap. James,

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Speaker 5: you had a target, Jane, So.

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Speaker 1: I was it was a good deal for me yourself.

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Speaker 4: A friend of mine couldn't get into a nightclubs he

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Speaker 4: didn't have he had runners on, so he went to

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Speaker 4: the supermarket and bought the security guards nice shoes.

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Speaker 2: It was so desperate. Yeah, so desperate woulde nightclub boutique

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Speaker 2: back in the day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, ran to the supermarket, bought the security guards

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Speaker 4: nice shoes, gave him his runners. Actually the whizzz the

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Speaker 4: whizz I used to work on this show.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Lisa here, Lisa, you've you dacked yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm forty seven, I'll have a twenty eight

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Speaker 1: year old and a thirty year old kids, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a grandma and it was a joke going around to

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Speaker 1: my friends while she was old granny and andies. So

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Speaker 1: I dacked myself to say that I'm still young and

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Speaker 1: I look amazing and I don't wear granny unkies.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, Elsa, what ondis were you wearing too?

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Speaker 2: Fas Absolutely no way, no reason that you're going to

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Speaker 2: ask her? In no world, punctuate, in no world. Who

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Speaker 2: did you dack yourself in front of?

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Speaker 1: Oh, my friends, not my not my adults, normal grandkids.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the mental health talk a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh help, yes, two days ago when you mentioned it

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Speaker 1: for everyone to be aware of. So I'll suffer it myself.

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Speaker 3: Thank you all right, Thanks Lisa, great stuff. Keep jacking

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Speaker 3: yourself real quick.

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Speaker 2: You can ask a woman what under she was wearing?

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Speaker 2: No one, she's a she's your grandma, she's forty seven

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Speaker 2: years old.

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Speaker 4: Play who strikes to go?

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Speaker 3: I've got thirty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: I jacked myself in front of in front of Paris

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Speaker 4: Hilton Will a bit of.

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Speaker 2: A bit of a flex, bit of a name drop

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Speaker 2: from here from you here as well.

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Speaker 4: No doubt there's a good reason why I did it,

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Speaker 4: by the way, over run. So we had an interview

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Speaker 4: with Paris Hilton, and she was over zoom. So she's

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Speaker 4: on the computer and we were having some audio issues,

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Speaker 4: I think, so she could hear us, or we could

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Speaker 4: hear her, but she.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't hear us. And I'm thinking of myself. I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to think on the spot, what do you do?

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Speaker 5: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: What do you do? Anyway, she actually suggested do a strip.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember this. You're telling it to me at

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Speaker 2: the first time. I remember this.

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Speaker 3: Got up on the table and pulled my bloody pants down.

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Speaker 2: I remember that.

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Speaker 3: I saved the day, will I know?

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Speaker 2: I think we got issues, didn't.

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Speaker 3: Well, she seemed to enjoy it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go to Luke here. She asked me to

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Speaker 4: she said, do a strip, and then.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she did.

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Speaker 3: My memory, I don't think she did. She did. No,

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Speaker 3: she didn't my memory of it.

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Speaker 2: No, she didn't ask you to do a strip. You

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Speaker 2: were just like kill the time. So you pulled your

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Speaker 2: pants down. She said, you got on the desk in

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Speaker 2: the strip, and then she got on the desk in

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Speaker 2: your jocks.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I danced around and I'm pretty sure when she when

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Speaker 4: we connected, she goes, that's hot, you know, let's got

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Speaker 4: a luky here.

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Speaker 2: This story ten years old. Geez, you've hadded some mail

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Speaker 2: in your head.

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Speaker 3: That's hot. Look, that's hot.

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Speaker 2: Look look this is your birthday party. Your decked yourself.

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Speaker 2: Take his home, mate, Let's get us out of here. Boy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Larne was for birthday.

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Speaker 1: As I said, jumped in the lid.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry we lost her. You jumped in a lift?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, or not then, but yeah, Cory went jumped in

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Speaker 5: the lift. Boys, get down at your birthday. Get down

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Speaker 5: to your birthday suit. Gez stripped down fully nothing, down

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Speaker 5: to the socks. The doors opened. We got into the

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Speaker 5: function room and it was awake. The wake was finishing.

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Speaker 5: Tell the boys on the

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