WEBVTT - FULL: Jackology 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.920 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:14.160 Showtime, just like strip off at lunchtime. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:17.000 I have been getting quite good at air. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:20.040 No pizza, no whie for Chris. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:23.480 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three, 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.360 so one hundred and thirty. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:30.600 Three Christian O'Connell's show. Come on in, Patsy, come on in, Jack. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:31.520 Could to see you guys. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.880 A little bit late this morning coming into work, first 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.760 of all, was arranged in the kitchen. So when my 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:42.559 wife wakes up on our twenty six wedding anniversary ninety 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:46.360 eight to two thy and twenty four, look how far 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:51.000 we've come? She had her card present, tea bag in 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:55.319 the teacup, a plate with a knife on it, the 0:00:55.360 --> 0:01:00.440 butter ready, her marmalade, ready, some bread untoasted, ready in 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:05.960 the toaster, ready to be depressed? Player player player player. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:07.600 And what did she leave you out overnight? 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:09.039 A thing? 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:14.040 Oh it must be when you get home today, I told. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.560 Her last sight Listen, I wanted to wake up and 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.319 get angry, but I have got you something. She had 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:22.800 that whole fake thing like this, Oh God, how big? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.480 Oh is it? To wear. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:27.720 Each other? 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.680 And I'm like, this is not mad. There's no madness here. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.800 What is this whole performance we're getting out? It's like 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.440 in any performance. What are we in Bridget? We've been 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:42.400 watching too much Bridget. And then she went, just so 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.920 you are just and then she said there she goes, obviously, 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.360 because I thought we were going to stick to that, 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.240 I went, you said that every year you have to 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:53.360 have a gift, twenty six years. It's very significant. She goes, 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.000 I have you manage to get your card? 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:56.040 Oh? 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.200 She said, I'm like, I was hoping to get my 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.160 nails done today. She said, if there's time after night, 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.040 I'll get you a car. I went, there's a seven eleven, 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.360 I think across the Rocky Fair. Just get me. You 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.680 can get me some pringles. It's one of the little ones, 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.440 you know. I've got to be healthy. And they don't 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:13.120 worry about the card. I'm very happy with. And then 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:16.520 this morning I was approaching our radio station. I saw 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:20.400 a young lad and I didn't think everything was right 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.720 in his world. I actually thought he was in some distress. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.239 This is out on the street, This is out on 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.240 the street here on Goodwood Street, here in Richmond, and 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:31.280 he was looking up at the sky straightway, if you're 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.000 fully clothed and it's like it was like half five 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.920 and you're looking up looking for the moon and staring 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.200 at the moon. I arrived in, I went back out 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.440 to actually check he was okay, and I said, is 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.079 everything all right? And he goes, yes, yes. I said, 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.600 are you looking at the moon? Quite a question, saying 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.400 someone at half of the morning, because if the answer 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.200 is yes, you're like why because if in your astronomer 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:52.680 you need some big ass telescope. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:54.120 Can't just eyeblin. 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.480 I don't believe this is the center of all moon research. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:03.079 Goodwood Street, Richmond by for Palaco Building. And I said, yes, yes, yes, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:04.760 I am yes. And I said and what is it? 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.320 Why are you looking at the moon? And ass He goes, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.799 I work. I swear that's what he said, worth wod 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.520 I worked for the Carlin Jackie Oh Show. And I 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.600 said that's not an answer. I said, is it a 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.680 bit what you doing out here? He goes, Carl wants 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.320 to know if the moon looks like it doesn't? 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:23.799 And I I. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.120 Swear to God right and I went, I'm going to 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.120 work all right, And he came in alongside me. I said, 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.320 you and then I showed them I've got this. I 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.840 said it by the way, I've got moona and he went, 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.760 you've got to be doing no, no, no, I'm fascinated by 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.440 the moon. And I went, let's see what it is again. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.120 It's ninety nine percent. He went, Can I take a 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:40.680 photo that I can show it to Carl? He won't 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.120 believe me, went, you're taking a photo of my am 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.240 I helping out Carl's show this great solo to and 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:50.040 so we'd love to see him in Melbourne sometimes. So 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.640 Carl's got a photo for my phone of the moon 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.800 at ninety nine percent. It's a full moony case you 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.640 want to know it's a full moon tomorrow, okay. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:59.840 And what was Carl expecting we would have in Melbourne? 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.120 I actually don't know. That's the I'm like, I don't know. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.960 Is he trying to move the moon? That's how powerful 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.760 that show is, or shoot it out the sky here 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.720 in Melbourne for a prank. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.520 The Christian o'connall show up all. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.120 Night Christian O'Connell's show. This is exciting. So the last 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.120 couple of weeks, thousands of you said, please can you 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.320 send us one of your beIN stickers. We want to 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:27.719 join the rebel ben Army. We have no marketing. It 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.880 is all going to the Carl and Jackie Oh Show. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.520 Not only are they fascinated by the moon we have 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:36.039 here on planet Melbourne, they have an employee whose job 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.719 it is to check the state and condition of our moon? 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.800 Does he think we're on another planet? Not just another 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.560 state where it's like, what is their moon? Look like? 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.520 I need to die there? Who's going to actually whisper 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.680 in my ear like a king? You know? If you 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.520 want to bond with Melbourne, go how about that moon 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.600 listener today? Up there? Huh? What is there? Ninety nine? 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:58.440 Waxing or what my god? What a city. They've taken 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.560 our marketing money. Now they're trying to take moon from 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.479 us as well, the moon from our skies. So we 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.679 have no marketing money. We work for the same company 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.280 they're betting on. They're betting big, they're betting on Game Jay. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.760 They're not betting on the Christian O'Connell show. So we 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.599 need your help. The only marketing we've got is these 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.760 bin stickers that you're generously putting on your bins. But 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:19.360 here's the thing. Thousands have gone out they're on your bins. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.559 The bins are down a Sadia house. They're not out 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.360 on the curb, which is the forefront. Here's the battlefront. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:29.159 Were fighting them on the curb sides of Melbourne. So 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.520 we need the bins out today to reward you for 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.200 promoting the show where they belong, proudly out on the 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:38.760 curves of Melbourne. Our producer Rio is taking to the roads. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:42.679 That's right, sing it Rio, my name. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.800 Is Rio and driving on the road. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.320 What to say? I would expect it like a bit 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.400 more about you know, or win a prize. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.280 I'm very bashful. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.000 I don't want to sing about myself. No, no, no, 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:07.159 you know rock sets. Okay, So you have spot prizes 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:10.080 for the bins you see out the front of listeners homes. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:13.000 Yes, it's not quite the ten thousand dollars cash cock, 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:17.000 but we do have a Beanies show beanies and tickets 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:21.960 to the movies, gold Far tickets to the movies Village Cinema. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:28.159 Those are god prizes. Tickets to the movies. Car Right now, 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.280 that guy who's a spy down here is now ringing carp. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.160 They've got Cinema's carl, they've got a moon and they've 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.320 got cinemas. They've got a cinema. I think it's a 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.960 drive through, all right, So we need you to go 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.560 around the suburbs. Yep, you see a bin on the 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:41.640 curb side. Then what happens? 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:41.839 You got? 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.680 You got? You're knock on the door. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:45.640 I don't put them. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.080 I'm knocking on the door. I thought I was just 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.400 dropping them in their bins stinky ben today. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:54.080 I then the cabbage puts the movie tickets. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.720 Yes, well, like we did this, I'll knock on their door. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:02.360 You say, hey, bit more than they go, Hey, where 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.160 win a winner? It's the Christian O'Connell show. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.400 Maybe you should sing your famous theme tune. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.120 Yeah no, no no, it's such strange. No no, no, 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:17.640 So you go not no my name and I'm running 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.120 on the roo. This one is a different version for winners. 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.360 You go, my name is Rio, and I'm knocking at 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.040 your door, sing along. 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:31.200 My name is Rio, and I'm not in on your door. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:39.000 You're on in the Louis and it won't coss anymore. 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.120 Isn't it great to have meetings about the show whilst 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.200 we're doing the show. Oh, you appreciate how hard we 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.640 work for the show. Whilst we're here doing the show. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.040 Not easy, it is it really is it? Ruck set? 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.680 All right? So where are we going to send rio? 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.040 I think we should look at the suburbs that are 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.000 our biggest defenders at the moment where we're sending them 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.080 most stickers out. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:05.080 Here's my prediction. Here's my prediction. By nine o'clock this morning, 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.200 maximum three of these come on. There'll be more than 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.480 spot test. Perhaps. Have you seen any just driving around? 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.560 Actually there's heaps around where are be over? Yeah, there are. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.040 I get quite excited every time I say one, Jack. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:19.600 You've seen any I've seen two in the wild. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:21.920 I've seen one in the wild and it's someone who 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:22.720 lives three doors down. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:29.400 Right, you think even with eight thousand stickers sent out. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:30.640 City of five million, yeah. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.800 Big city, that's a small, small percentage of actual households. No, no, no, 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.439 it is eight thousand. Sounds like a lot. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:45.559 But let's yeah, what percentage is eight of five million? 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:45.920 Okay? 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:47.800 So the four point eight I think it is. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:52.000 There's two and a half million houses in Melbourne, So. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:57.680 These round numbers. So what percentage is eight of two 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.280 and a half million? Point? 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.240 How do you do a percentage? Again? So it means 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:06.079 there's a there's a one in three hundred chance pretty 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:07.720 good that you'll get to a house. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:14.600 Hey Siri, what percentage is eight? Now many? Sorry? See 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:24.199 wait there? What does it on is your seryl? Hey Siri? 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.640 What percentage is eight thousands or four point five million? 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:40.520 Zero point one seven seven seven recurring percent? Okay, this 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:41.800 ain't going to be good. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.400 Cover ground ground, take a book. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.280 You ain't going to be giving away many cinema tickets. 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:49.880 You just got to be moving fast. I think it 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.720 means that about everyone. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.840 Go real slow. I'd be creeping down the sides of people, 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.680 say looking for those pins. It's slow. Be going quick. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.439 You ain't gonna see any zero point one percent. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.960 I mean for every hundred houses he goes by, you 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.560 might get one. So you will cover a lot of ground. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.520 If I see one, Do I have to go into 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:06.959 their house? 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.840 Or we're not into the house. You're knock on the door. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.720 It's not it's not breaking and entering. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.160 Wake them up in their beds? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.400 All right? So where where are we strongest? Where should 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.000 we go? First of all, where should send real? 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.600 These are our top five suburbs at the moment. Frankston, Berrick, 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.520 Where it be Clyde North Packenham. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:33.280 What's the closest to here? Away? 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.600 They're all in the drive, especially at this Barrick is 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.839 about five minutes. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:42.080 Here we go calling, now, where are you get that 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.120 beIN out there? Get that Ben out there? Now? That 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.760 Ben is now a winning prize. Okay, call us where 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:49.240 should Rio come? Can he come to your suburb? Then 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.319 you can win the front prize. Are we asking them 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.520 to make it easier for us to find bins? Yes? 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.560 Yes, your bins out and make them face the road 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.280 so I can see them. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.120 Okay, the New day people. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.959 Christian O'Connell shut up all. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:05.760 Night Christian O'Connell's show. I was down about on Sunday 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:11.800 and just off the Nepean Highways driving through Morabin had 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:16.240 some traffic lights dingly bypass if you want to know, 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.760 not that's any of your business. And I saw on 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.920 the on the lamp post by the traffic lights at 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.559 a John Ty angele was a last piece of cardboard. 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:31.000 It hadn't written up there Morabin Kebab now open and 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.920 a phone number, and I was like, wow, they really 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:39.240 that is powerful marketing, you know, Morabin Kebab now open. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.840 But then now it'll be it all been sort of 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.080 blocked out and colored in the letters. You know someone 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.280 who works there, or they know someone has done this 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.920 by hand. This is by hand, and the the N 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:54.320 and the O for now the inculd run out, which 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.960 lends you to believe that they were doing it backwards, 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.719 or because the W is fully colored in, but the 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.400 O in the end jack is faded. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.000 Maybe they ran out of pin number one at N 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:06.760 and O and then they got pin number two and 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.440 started the W. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.280 That's what it was, probably more is and then the 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.600 phone number very fady, all right. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:15.600 But also who is calling her head ahead? 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.079 Like, listen, I've just I've just seen the advert. I 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.400 don't want to miss out on this kebab right now 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:23.240 at ten to two on a Sunday afternoon. Can I 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.199 order a head and I'll swing by and pick it up. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.200 But anyway, as I'm looking at saying that they've done 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.200 a good job here, they spent they spelled Morabin correctly 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.280 because not many people know it's got two b's in there. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.240 So I know that obviously you guys know Melbourne and 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.800 you know the suburbs, but do you really know how 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:45.400 to spell your suburbs? Melbourne Suburbs spelling me Jack versus 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:53.000 Patti Perats. You're up first, yep spell mardi ALICR eric. 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:57.360 M O R d I A double l oc. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.680 Brilliant. I wouldn't been wal. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.360 I actually think Patty will smash this because she's doing. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.839 You should be a worry if I don't. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.840 Moral bark, moral bark? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.160 Is this Patty or patsy. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:14.000 Oh me M double O r A l morale b 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:19.080 a hang on, No, you didn't give me enough time. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:23.160 M double O r A l b. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.040 A r T one more go. 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.880 This is not how they do it on professional spelling pieces. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.960 Maybe it's one O M O. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.640 You were right with the double. Oh, but then it's 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:38.319 another double. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.400 Oh double there's another double. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:45.520 Oh yeah, M double O rum double O double O 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.000 l b A R. Now I just told you what 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:54.120 it is. I say all right. Nana wadding spell Nana 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.680 wadding as in neighbors set in Nana wadding. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:02.319 In you in a w and hang on, no, no, 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:03.640 nona in you. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:05.080 This is hard. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:20.880 You na Nana nana body, it's you n you n 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:25.239 a w A d I n g Nana waddy. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:34.040 Jackie boy Let's spell murrambina murrambina m u r r 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.320 E two moorgo spell murrambina. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:45.840 M u r r I m m u r r 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.960 A can I grab it? 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:49.640 Go for it? 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:57.120 Introjection and bina M you double r u m b 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.600 double e n. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:04.960 A wow that IPSI yeah, Jackie Boy spare Blair Gowery 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:10.080 Blair Gowery b l a I r g r O 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:16.120 w I A well done last on Jackie Boy merraybanong spell. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.040 That's a tough one. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:29.160 Marrabanong is m A r I b ma bong Yeah, buff, 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:29.640 isn't it? 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:40.280 B Why yeah, come on you can do ng yeah, well. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.840 Do team the Christian o'connall show, all. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.040 Night, Christian O'Connell's show. So we have no marketing money. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.480 The only marketing we have is you guys doing the 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.600 marketing for us. We send you the stick as you 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.960 put them on the binstar're turning them into binboards. All 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.200 our marketing money has gone on to Carl and Jackie. Oh. 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.920 We need you to strip back, defend the show. You've 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.560 made the show, not defend him today to reward you 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:04.520 for doing this. And there are almost like ten thousand 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:07.640 stickers out across Melbourne on your beIN, so thank you 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.400 very much for that. What we need to do though, 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.200 is we've gotta have these bins out on the front 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.680 of the curb side seven days a week promoting the shop. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.640 It's down the side of the house, only coming out 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.040 once a week and the night before Binde. You can't 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.480 have advertising campaign Nike, just do it. Didn't go out 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.160 once a week, you know, like a Wednesday night for 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.840 advertising down the Thursday, it's up there twenty four to seven. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.080 So to reward you if we're putting your bins out 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.120 on the curb, size produce a Rio is on the 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.960 roads this morning. If he sees your beIN out on 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.680 the curb and it's got one of our show's stickers, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:36.760 he's gonna knock on your door. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:41.760 My days surreal and driving on. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:47.160 The right now on the roads of Melbourne is producer 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:50.000 Rio Christian Melbourne. 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.760 Get your bins out. We are on the road. We're 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:56.600 scaring for bins. I haven't seen any. It's incredibly dark, 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.240 but I haven't asked. Haven't seen any bins out yet 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:03.440 in Richmond, but we're looking and we will find any. 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.560 Bean stickers on bins and gives great prizes. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.280 Now, first of all, what are you traveling in yesterday 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.360 when we were talking about this after the show. We 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.800 have our own promotional vehicle, right eat the Golfing, But 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:15.880 apparently that's only got two seats in it. I don't 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.200 know what's in the back. I think Huggy lives in there. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.600 Is that, right? And then and then they said, well, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.240 what you can use is that it's a kiss suv, 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:30.639 and we can't. The whole thing is about enemy away. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:32.959 We can't use to kiss. What are you actually in 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:33.439 a truck? 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.640 We're in the gold van and you're right, it's being 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.640 sort of gutted from the inside, so there's just two 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.280 seats here. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:49.280 It's had a very creek. The breaks are incredibly touchy. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:53.360 The lights are very dim. I don't spare it quite standard. 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:56.080 If I'm seeing that pulling up in my suburb, I 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.040 ain't going out to get cinema tickets. I'm knocking the doors. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:01.960 This squeeze. They're really squeezing every dollar out of this 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.960 radio station, selling the seats in the back of the found. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.280 All right, Soria, where are you headed to? Where are 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.480 you going to go stickers spotting and giving away prizes. 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.439 We're just kind of headed east at the moment in 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.960 the I'm not too confident about our navigational abilities because 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.359 I'm from Sydney and don't drive in Melbourne. And in 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.800 the car with me he's our video producer Que who's 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:25.360 from rural New South Wales, and I think you see 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:26.800 his first time in an actual. 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.800 Louise heading out. Where are you actually going? 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:31.040 You to? 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:35.560 Ohs, you're going to get stuck in a roundabout somewhere. 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:36.800 We won't be able to get you out. 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.840 Yeah, you're just on that stream saw of loop. They've 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.960 got a punt road back under Batman drive. Where are 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:47.119 we going forever? We'll never get you out again. 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.320 If you do see this and we look a little lost, 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.720 please give us some directions. But we're heading vaguely east, 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:56.920 so like we're aiming for Frankston Barrick kind. 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:01.720 Of vibes, aren't they different areas? Frankston's like down in 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.280 the Sack, down in the South. 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:06.440 Franks. What's in the map? 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.040 What a lovely day trip you've got anyway? Okay, so 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:10.879 you're headed down that way? And then are you going 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:13.240 to be going via the suburbs? You're not just going 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:15.679 on like the Nepean Highway gunning it. You're going to 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:20.600 be in yes, oh okay, it's not even like three 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:22.120 wise men. There's two wise men. 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:25.920 We're on we're highway bound. 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:31.800 In suburban streets where people are putting it into. 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:35.120 Right right, all right, okay, well this is we're looking 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:38.400 at the freeways. That's where Carl and Jackie Oh's posters are. 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:41.040 You're going to get off the freeways into the burbs. 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:42.120 That's the battleground. 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.480 Okay, well, we easily change. It's easily made. We can 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:45.800 do that. 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:47.640 Now. What I would suggest you do is put over 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:51.480 when it's safe, get old country bumpkin right to get 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:55.720 his uh straw out of his mouth. Get up Google Maps, 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:57.680 and you can when you go to options, you can 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.680 deselect freeways and tolls and it you through the sort 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:01.800 of the minor roads. 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:03.440 Oh okay, okay, we'll do that. 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:05.320 Well, I would basically do is just weave your way 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:09.760 around the suburbs. You know what's down here, what's down here? 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.080 Truly, you don't even need a map because you could 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.240 be going anywhere, so just go on a whim Hell. 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:15.760 Are your nose? 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:17.440 Okay, we'll do that. 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:20.159 We'll we'll just see where wherever our heart goes, we 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:20.680 will go. 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:21.520 Where are you now? 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:26.520 I don't know where I now think there's going to 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.040 be another game. We need to send out some adults 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:31.040 going after look after these two. 0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:31.920 Boys, search and rescue. 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.160 We got to calls to go and find them. They're 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:35.479 gonna have to get the air wing up in them 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:38.399 and try and track you down. You don't actually know, guys. 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.560 What I'm saying is is going very well today on 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.920 the roads. The new game is where is Rio win 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:49.320 a prize? If you've won a prize, In fact, if 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.439 you see him right now, call us. So you're in 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:53.960