Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime, just like strip off at lunchtime.
Speaker 3: I have been getting quite good at air.
Speaker 4: No pizza, no whie for Chris.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three,
Speaker 1: so one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 4: Three Christian O'Connell's show. Come on in, Patsy, come on in, Jack.
Speaker 3: Could to see you guys.
Speaker 4: A little bit late this morning coming into work, first
Speaker 4: of all, was arranged in the kitchen. So when my
Speaker 4: wife wakes up on our twenty six wedding anniversary ninety
Speaker 4: eight to two thy and twenty four, look how far
Speaker 4: we've come? She had her card present, tea bag in
Speaker 4: the teacup, a plate with a knife on it, the
Speaker 4: butter ready, her marmalade, ready, some bread untoasted, ready in
Speaker 4: the toaster, ready to be depressed? Player player player player.
Speaker 3: And what did she leave you out overnight?
Speaker 4: A thing?
Speaker 3: Oh it must be when you get home today, I told.
Speaker 4: Her last sight Listen, I wanted to wake up and
Speaker 4: get angry, but I have got you something. She had
Speaker 4: that whole fake thing like this, Oh God, how big?
Speaker 4: Oh is it? To wear.
Speaker 5: Each other?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, this is not mad. There's no madness here.
Speaker 4: What is this whole performance we're getting out? It's like
Speaker 4: in any performance. What are we in Bridget? We've been
Speaker 4: watching too much Bridget. And then she went, just so
Speaker 4: you are just and then she said there she goes, obviously,
Speaker 4: because I thought we were going to stick to that,
Speaker 4: I went, you said that every year you have to
Speaker 4: have a gift, twenty six years. It's very significant. She goes,
Speaker 4: I have you manage to get your card?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: She said, I'm like, I was hoping to get my
Speaker 4: nails done today. She said, if there's time after night,
Speaker 4: I'll get you a car. I went, there's a seven eleven,
Speaker 4: I think across the Rocky Fair. Just get me. You
Speaker 4: can get me some pringles. It's one of the little ones,
Speaker 4: you know. I've got to be healthy. And they don't
Speaker 4: worry about the card. I'm very happy with. And then
Speaker 4: this morning I was approaching our radio station. I saw
Speaker 4: a young lad and I didn't think everything was right
Speaker 4: in his world. I actually thought he was in some distress.
Speaker 4: This is out on the street, This is out on
Speaker 4: the street here on Goodwood Street, here in Richmond, and
Speaker 4: he was looking up at the sky straightway, if you're
Speaker 4: fully clothed and it's like it was like half five
Speaker 4: and you're looking up looking for the moon and staring
Speaker 4: at the moon. I arrived in, I went back out
Speaker 4: to actually check he was okay, and I said, is
Speaker 4: everything all right? And he goes, yes, yes. I said,
Speaker 4: are you looking at the moon? Quite a question, saying
Speaker 4: someone at half of the morning, because if the answer
Speaker 4: is yes, you're like why because if in your astronomer
Speaker 4: you need some big ass telescope.
Speaker 3: Can't just eyeblin.
Speaker 4: I don't believe this is the center of all moon research.
Speaker 4: Goodwood Street, Richmond by for Palaco Building. And I said, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I am yes. And I said and what is it?
Speaker 4: Why are you looking at the moon? And ass He goes,
Speaker 4: I work. I swear that's what he said, worth wod
Speaker 4: I worked for the Carlin Jackie Oh Show. And I
Speaker 4: said that's not an answer. I said, is it a
Speaker 4: bit what you doing out here? He goes, Carl wants
Speaker 4: to know if the moon looks like it doesn't?
Speaker 3: And I I.
Speaker 4: Swear to God right and I went, I'm going to
Speaker 4: work all right, And he came in alongside me. I said,
Speaker 4: you and then I showed them I've got this. I
Speaker 4: said it by the way, I've got moona and he went,
Speaker 4: you've got to be doing no, no, no, I'm fascinated by
Speaker 4: the moon. And I went, let's see what it is again.
Speaker 4: It's ninety nine percent. He went, Can I take a
Speaker 4: photo that I can show it to Carl? He won't
Speaker 4: believe me, went, you're taking a photo of my am
Speaker 4: I helping out Carl's show this great solo to and
Speaker 4: so we'd love to see him in Melbourne sometimes. So
Speaker 4: Carl's got a photo for my phone of the moon
Speaker 4: at ninety nine percent. It's a full moony case you
Speaker 4: want to know it's a full moon tomorrow, okay.
Speaker 3: And what was Carl expecting we would have in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: I actually don't know. That's the I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is he trying to move the moon? That's how powerful
Speaker 4: that show is, or shoot it out the sky here
Speaker 4: in Melbourne for a prank.
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connall show up all.
Speaker 4: Night Christian O'Connell's show. This is exciting. So the last
Speaker 4: couple of weeks, thousands of you said, please can you
Speaker 4: send us one of your beIN stickers. We want to
Speaker 4: join the rebel ben Army. We have no marketing. It
Speaker 4: is all going to the Carl and Jackie Oh Show.
Speaker 4: Not only are they fascinated by the moon we have
Speaker 4: here on planet Melbourne, they have an employee whose job
Speaker 4: it is to check the state and condition of our moon?
Speaker 4: Does he think we're on another planet? Not just another
Speaker 4: state where it's like, what is their moon? Look like?
Speaker 4: I need to die there? Who's going to actually whisper
Speaker 4: in my ear like a king? You know? If you
Speaker 4: want to bond with Melbourne, go how about that moon
Speaker 4: listener today? Up there? Huh? What is there? Ninety nine?
Speaker 4: Waxing or what my god? What a city. They've taken
Speaker 4: our marketing money. Now they're trying to take moon from
Speaker 4: us as well, the moon from our skies. So we
Speaker 4: have no marketing money. We work for the same company
Speaker 4: they're betting on. They're betting big, they're betting on Game Jay.
Speaker 4: They're not betting on the Christian O'Connell show. So we
Speaker 4: need your help. The only marketing we've got is these
Speaker 4: bin stickers that you're generously putting on your bins. But
Speaker 4: here's the thing. Thousands have gone out they're on your bins.
Speaker 4: The bins are down a Sadia house. They're not out
Speaker 4: on the curb, which is the forefront. Here's the battlefront.
Speaker 4: Were fighting them on the curb sides of Melbourne. So
Speaker 4: we need the bins out today to reward you for
Speaker 4: promoting the show where they belong, proudly out on the
Speaker 4: curves of Melbourne. Our producer Rio is taking to the roads.
Speaker 4: That's right, sing it Rio, my name.
Speaker 6: Is Rio and driving on the road.
Speaker 4: What to say? I would expect it like a bit
Speaker 4: more about you know, or win a prize.
Speaker 3: I'm very bashful.
Speaker 4: I don't want to sing about myself. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: you know rock sets. Okay, So you have spot prizes
Speaker 4: for the bins you see out the front of listeners homes.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's not quite the ten thousand dollars cash cock,
Speaker 6: but we do have a Beanies show beanies and tickets
Speaker 6: to the movies, gold Far tickets to the movies Village Cinema.
Speaker 4: Those are god prizes. Tickets to the movies. Car Right now,
Speaker 4: that guy who's a spy down here is now ringing carp.
Speaker 4: They've got Cinema's carl, they've got a moon and they've
Speaker 4: got cinemas. They've got a cinema. I think it's a
Speaker 4: drive through, all right, So we need you to go
Speaker 4: around the suburbs. Yep, you see a bin on the
Speaker 4: curb side. Then what happens?
Speaker 7: You got?
Speaker 4: You got? You're knock on the door.
Speaker 3: I don't put them.
Speaker 4: I'm knocking on the door. I thought I was just
Speaker 4: dropping them in their bins stinky ben today.
Speaker 3: I then the cabbage puts the movie tickets.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, like we did this, I'll knock on their door.
Speaker 4: You say, hey, bit more than they go, Hey, where
Speaker 4: win a winner? It's the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should sing your famous theme tune.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no no, it's such strange. No no, no,
Speaker 4: So you go not no my name and I'm running
Speaker 4: on the roo. This one is a different version for winners.
Speaker 4: You go, my name is Rio, and I'm knocking at
Speaker 4: your door, sing along.
Speaker 7: My name is Rio, and I'm not in on your door.
Speaker 4: You're on in the Louis and it won't coss anymore.
Speaker 4: Isn't it great to have meetings about the show whilst
Speaker 4: we're doing the show. Oh, you appreciate how hard we
Speaker 4: work for the show. Whilst we're here doing the show.
Speaker 4: Not easy, it is it really is it? Ruck set?
Speaker 4: All right? So where are we going to send rio?
Speaker 3: I think we should look at the suburbs that are
Speaker 3: our biggest defenders at the moment where we're sending them
Speaker 3: most stickers out.
Speaker 4: Here's my prediction. Here's my prediction. By nine o'clock this morning,
Speaker 4: maximum three of these come on. There'll be more than
Speaker 4: spot test. Perhaps. Have you seen any just driving around?
Speaker 2: Actually there's heaps around where are be over? Yeah, there are.
Speaker 2: I get quite excited every time I say one, Jack.
Speaker 3: You've seen any I've seen two in the wild.
Speaker 4: I've seen one in the wild and it's someone who
Speaker 4: lives three doors down.
Speaker 3: Right, you think even with eight thousand stickers sent out.
Speaker 4: City of five million, yeah.
Speaker 3: Big city, that's a small, small percentage of actual households. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it is eight thousand. Sounds like a lot.
Speaker 4: But let's yeah, what percentage is eight of five million?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: So the four point eight I think it is.
Speaker 3: There's two and a half million houses in Melbourne, So.
Speaker 4: These round numbers. So what percentage is eight of two
Speaker 4: and a half million? Point?
Speaker 3: How do you do a percentage? Again? So it means
Speaker 3: there's a there's a one in three hundred chance pretty
Speaker 3: good that you'll get to a house.
Speaker 4: Hey Siri, what percentage is eight? Now many? Sorry? See
Speaker 4: wait there? What does it on is your seryl? Hey Siri?
Speaker 4: What percentage is eight thousands or four point five million?
Speaker 4: Zero point one seven seven seven recurring percent? Okay, this
Speaker 4: ain't going to be good.
Speaker 3: Cover ground ground, take a book.
Speaker 4: You ain't going to be giving away many cinema tickets.
Speaker 3: You just got to be moving fast. I think it
Speaker 3: means that about everyone.
Speaker 4: Go real slow. I'd be creeping down the sides of people,
Speaker 4: say looking for those pins. It's slow. Be going quick.
Speaker 4: You ain't gonna see any zero point one percent.
Speaker 3: I mean for every hundred houses he goes by, you
Speaker 3: might get one. So you will cover a lot of ground.
Speaker 3: If I see one, Do I have to go into
Speaker 3: their house?
Speaker 4: Or we're not into the house. You're knock on the door.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not breaking and entering.
Speaker 3: Wake them up in their beds?
Speaker 4: All right? So where where are we strongest? Where should
Speaker 4: we go? First of all, where should send real?
Speaker 3: These are our top five suburbs at the moment. Frankston, Berrick,
Speaker 3: Where it be Clyde North Packenham.
Speaker 4: What's the closest to here? Away?
Speaker 3: They're all in the drive, especially at this Barrick is
Speaker 3: about five minutes.
Speaker 4: Here we go calling, now, where are you get that
Speaker 4: beIN out there? Get that Ben out there? Now? That
Speaker 4: Ben is now a winning prize. Okay, call us where
Speaker 4: should Rio come? Can he come to your suburb? Then
Speaker 4: you can win the front prize. Are we asking them
Speaker 4: to make it easier for us to find bins? Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, your bins out and make them face the road
Speaker 6: so I can see them.
Speaker 4: Okay, the New day people.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell shut up all.
Speaker 4: Night Christian O'Connell's show. I was down about on Sunday
Speaker 4: and just off the Nepean Highways driving through Morabin had
Speaker 4: some traffic lights dingly bypass if you want to know,
Speaker 4: not that's any of your business. And I saw on
Speaker 4: the on the lamp post by the traffic lights at
Speaker 4: a John Ty angele was a last piece of cardboard.
Speaker 4: It hadn't written up there Morabin Kebab now open and
Speaker 4: a phone number, and I was like, wow, they really
Speaker 4: that is powerful marketing, you know, Morabin Kebab now open.
Speaker 4: But then now it'll be it all been sort of
Speaker 4: blocked out and colored in the letters. You know someone
Speaker 4: who works there, or they know someone has done this
Speaker 4: by hand. This is by hand, and the the N
Speaker 4: and the O for now the inculd run out, which
Speaker 4: lends you to believe that they were doing it backwards,
Speaker 4: or because the W is fully colored in, but the
Speaker 4: O in the end jack is faded.
Speaker 3: Maybe they ran out of pin number one at N
Speaker 3: and O and then they got pin number two and
Speaker 3: started the W.
Speaker 4: That's what it was, probably more is and then the
Speaker 4: phone number very fady, all right.
Speaker 3: But also who is calling her head ahead?
Speaker 4: Like, listen, I've just I've just seen the advert. I
Speaker 4: don't want to miss out on this kebab right now
Speaker 4: at ten to two on a Sunday afternoon. Can I
Speaker 4: order a head and I'll swing by and pick it up.
Speaker 4: But anyway, as I'm looking at saying that they've done
Speaker 4: a good job here, they spent they spelled Morabin correctly
Speaker 4: because not many people know it's got two b's in there.
Speaker 4: So I know that obviously you guys know Melbourne and
Speaker 4: you know the suburbs, but do you really know how
Speaker 4: to spell your suburbs? Melbourne Suburbs spelling me Jack versus
Speaker 4: Patti Perats. You're up first, yep spell mardi ALICR eric.
Speaker 2: M O R d I A double l oc.
Speaker 3: Brilliant. I wouldn't been wal.
Speaker 4: I actually think Patty will smash this because she's doing.
Speaker 2: You should be a worry if I don't.
Speaker 4: Moral bark, moral bark?
Speaker 3: Is this Patty or patsy.
Speaker 2: Oh me M double O r A l morale b
Speaker 2: a hang on, No, you didn't give me enough time.
Speaker 2: M double O r A l b.
Speaker 4: A r T one more go.
Speaker 3: This is not how they do it on professional spelling pieces.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's one O M O.
Speaker 4: You were right with the double. Oh, but then it's
Speaker 4: another double.
Speaker 2: Oh double there's another double.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, M double O rum double O double O
Speaker 4: l b A R. Now I just told you what
Speaker 4: it is. I say all right. Nana wadding spell Nana
Speaker 4: wadding as in neighbors set in Nana wadding.
Speaker 2: In you in a w and hang on, no, no,
Speaker 2: nona in you.
Speaker 4: This is hard.
Speaker 2: You na Nana nana body, it's you n you n
Speaker 2: a w A d I n g Nana waddy.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy Let's spell murrambina murrambina m u r r
Speaker 4: E two moorgo spell murrambina.
Speaker 3: M u r r I m m u r r
Speaker 3: A can I grab it?
Speaker 4: Go for it?
Speaker 2: Introjection and bina M you double r u m b
Speaker 2: double e n.
Speaker 4: A wow that IPSI yeah, Jackie Boy spare Blair Gowery
Speaker 4: Blair Gowery b l a I r g r O
Speaker 4: w I A well done last on Jackie Boy merraybanong spell.
Speaker 4: That's a tough one.
Speaker 3: Marrabanong is m A r I b ma bong Yeah, buff,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 4: B Why yeah, come on you can do ng yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Do team the Christian o'connall show, all.
Speaker 4: Night, Christian O'Connell's show. So we have no marketing money.
Speaker 4: The only marketing we have is you guys doing the
Speaker 4: marketing for us. We send you the stick as you
Speaker 4: put them on the binstar're turning them into binboards. All
Speaker 4: our marketing money has gone on to Carl and Jackie. Oh.
Speaker 4: We need you to strip back, defend the show. You've
Speaker 4: made the show, not defend him today to reward you
Speaker 4: for doing this. And there are almost like ten thousand
Speaker 4: stickers out across Melbourne on your beIN, so thank you
Speaker 4: very much for that. What we need to do though,
Speaker 4: is we've gotta have these bins out on the front
Speaker 4: of the curb side seven days a week promoting the shop.
Speaker 4: It's down the side of the house, only coming out
Speaker 4: once a week and the night before Binde. You can't
Speaker 4: have advertising campaign Nike, just do it. Didn't go out
Speaker 4: once a week, you know, like a Wednesday night for
Speaker 4: advertising down the Thursday, it's up there twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4: So to reward you if we're putting your bins out
Speaker 4: on the curb, size produce a Rio is on the
Speaker 4: roads this morning. If he sees your beIN out on
Speaker 4: the curb and it's got one of our show's stickers,
Speaker 4: he's gonna knock on your door.
Speaker 5: My days surreal and driving on.
Speaker 4: The right now on the roads of Melbourne is producer
Speaker 4: Rio Christian Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Get your bins out. We are on the road. We're
Speaker 7: scaring for bins. I haven't seen any. It's incredibly dark,
Speaker 7: but I haven't asked. Haven't seen any bins out yet
Speaker 7: in Richmond, but we're looking and we will find any.
Speaker 7: Bean stickers on bins and gives great prizes.
Speaker 4: Now, first of all, what are you traveling in yesterday
Speaker 4: when we were talking about this after the show. We
Speaker 4: have our own promotional vehicle, right eat the Golfing, But
Speaker 4: apparently that's only got two seats in it. I don't
Speaker 4: know what's in the back. I think Huggy lives in there.
Speaker 4: Is that, right? And then and then they said, well,
Speaker 4: what you can use is that it's a kiss suv,
Speaker 4: and we can't. The whole thing is about enemy away.
Speaker 4: We can't use to kiss. What are you actually in
Speaker 4: a truck?
Speaker 7: We're in the gold van and you're right, it's being
Speaker 7: sort of gutted from the inside, so there's just two
Speaker 7: seats here.
Speaker 5: It's had a very creek. The breaks are incredibly touchy.
Speaker 5: The lights are very dim. I don't spare it quite standard.
Speaker 4: If I'm seeing that pulling up in my suburb, I
Speaker 4: ain't going out to get cinema tickets. I'm knocking the doors.
Speaker 3: This squeeze. They're really squeezing every dollar out of this
Speaker 3: radio station, selling the seats in the back of the found.
Speaker 4: All right, Soria, where are you headed to? Where are
Speaker 4: you going to go stickers spotting and giving away prizes.
Speaker 7: We're just kind of headed east at the moment in
Speaker 7: the I'm not too confident about our navigational abilities because
Speaker 7: I'm from Sydney and don't drive in Melbourne. And in
Speaker 7: the car with me he's our video producer Que who's
Speaker 7: from rural New South Wales, and I think you see
Speaker 7: his first time in an actual.
Speaker 4: Louise heading out. Where are you actually going?
Speaker 8: You to?
Speaker 3: Ohs, you're going to get stuck in a roundabout somewhere.
Speaker 3: We won't be able to get you out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just on that stream saw of loop. They've
Speaker 4: got a punt road back under Batman drive. Where are
Speaker 4: we going forever? We'll never get you out again.
Speaker 7: If you do see this and we look a little lost,
Speaker 7: please give us some directions. But we're heading vaguely east,
Speaker 7: so like we're aiming for Frankston Barrick kind.
Speaker 4: Of vibes, aren't they different areas? Frankston's like down in
Speaker 4: the Sack, down in the South.
Speaker 7: Franks. What's in the map?
Speaker 4: What a lovely day trip you've got anyway? Okay, so
Speaker 4: you're headed down that way? And then are you going
Speaker 4: to be going via the suburbs? You're not just going
Speaker 4: on like the Nepean Highway gunning it. You're going to
Speaker 4: be in yes, oh okay, it's not even like three
Speaker 4: wise men. There's two wise men.
Speaker 7: We're on we're highway bound.
Speaker 3: In suburban streets where people are putting it into.
Speaker 4: Right right, all right, okay, well this is we're looking
Speaker 4: at the freeways. That's where Carl and Jackie Oh's posters are.
Speaker 4: You're going to get off the freeways into the burbs.
Speaker 4: That's the battleground.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, we easily change. It's easily made. We can
Speaker 7: do that.
Speaker 4: Now. What I would suggest you do is put over
Speaker 4: when it's safe, get old country bumpkin right to get
Speaker 4: his uh straw out of his mouth. Get up Google Maps,
Speaker 4: and you can when you go to options, you can
Speaker 4: deselect freeways and tolls and it you through the sort
Speaker 4: of the minor roads.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 4: Well, I would basically do is just weave your way
Speaker 4: around the suburbs. You know what's down here, what's down here?
Speaker 3: Truly, you don't even need a map because you could
Speaker 3: be going anywhere, so just go on a whim Hell.
Speaker 2: Are your nose?
Speaker 7: Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 8: We'll we'll just see where wherever our heart goes, we
Speaker 8: will go.
Speaker 3: Where are you now?
Speaker 4: I don't know where I now think there's going to
Speaker 4: be another game. We need to send out some adults
Speaker 4: going after look after these two.
Speaker 3: Boys, search and rescue.
Speaker 4: We got to calls to go and find them. They're
Speaker 4: gonna have to get the air wing up in them
Speaker 4: and try and track you down. You don't actually know, guys.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is is going very well today on
Speaker 4: the roads. The new game is where is Rio win
Speaker 4: a prize? If you've won a prize, In fact, if
Speaker 4: you see him right now, call us. So you're in
Speaker 4: the what is it the Gold suv?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're in the creepy gold there.
Speaker 4: If you see it. They don't know where they are.
Speaker 4: They lost these two about that out of town.
Speaker 1: The New Day people, the Christian O'Connell show up all night.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, go on into Craig and Seaford. Christian,
Speaker 4: if you do this again next week, Yeah, you're right right.
Speaker 4: If maybe get some of the producer have a sense
Speaker 4: of direction to drive the creepy gold suv around. Christian Frankston,
Speaker 4: like you said, is in the South. I've even just
Speaker 4: checked Google Maps in my own city that I'm born
Speaker 4: and raised in, Berrick is out in the east. They said,
Speaker 4: we're driving to frankstin Berrick. They're too one taste one south.
Speaker 4: I've actually got no idea where they are. I'm starting
Speaker 4: to lose interest in the whole thing. I've got to
Speaker 4: be honest, all right. Late to the party the home
Speaker 4: for all your emails anything we talk about on the show,
Speaker 4: where you're catching up with those shows on the podcast.
Speaker 4: On the iHeart app you can pick it up and
Speaker 4: email us whenever you want. Late first, then your emails.
Speaker 4: Holly Lima, lovely name, Holly Lima. Yesterday on the show
Speaker 4: we were talking about abouts. He went out to get
Speaker 4: cheese from Aldi and then came back with a load
Speaker 4: of ski gear.
Speaker 3: Yes, this week book your ski trip Yet, no dommmy,
Speaker 3: you ever heard of that?
Speaker 4: He's smarmy. It's a fair question, to be honest. Have
Speaker 4: you heard the phrase or the gear? No idea?
Speaker 2: Last both of you get lost. Even if you go
Speaker 2: to the snow, don't You don't have to be on
Speaker 2: the ski lifts and going down going to get.
Speaker 4: A lot of ski gear. You have to be wondering.
Speaker 2: With walking to the bank.
Speaker 4: Christian, my husband went out to pick up sausages for
Speaker 4: lunch for the barbecue, came out with the TV brackets Aldi,
Speaker 4: do you reckon? Ow? It is the most commonplace where
Speaker 4: you go to get some basic groceries and you come
Speaker 4: back with some sort of consumer good. Uh Holly. Here's
Speaker 4: this one from Jodi Roberts. Christian. We were talking also
Speaker 4: this week about things she can't stand to touch. I
Speaker 4: can't stand to touch stubby holders. That's tough in this country.
Speaker 4: That is tough in this country, Jody.
Speaker 3: I actually like the feeling of it.
Speaker 4: Is it near?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the fill of that, Christian. I can't
Speaker 4: stand to touch stubby holders, to fill of that kind
Speaker 4: of wet sue material. Oh my god, it's making my
Speaker 4: teeth hurt right now. She actually went to block caps
Speaker 4: with Oh my god, it's making my teeth hurt. Thinking
Speaker 4: about it makes me want to peel the skin off
Speaker 4: my ass. I also can't stand eating bread crust, same
Speaker 4: effect as the stubby holder. Oh my god, Jody Roberts,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, Christian. I want to get myself
Speaker 4: on my neighbors ink cartridges. Well, aren't you just the
Speaker 4: best neighbor in the world. Hey, just your friendly neighbor
Speaker 4: Chris here, I'm off to office works. You don't need
Speaker 4: any refills on that old brother printer in there, do you.
Speaker 3: It's one of the worst time.
Speaker 4: Yes, Christian. I went to get myself and my neighbor's
Speaker 4: ink count's Refield. Came back with two new printers and
Speaker 4: office works, one for each neighbor on South for fifteen
Speaker 4: dollars each. They were cheaper than Fields. That's from. Steve
Speaker 4: Katz went to my Kea to buy napkins, bought a couch.
Speaker 4: You know, I mean, it's a nightmare just getting out
Speaker 4: that place, isn't it that that maze you have to
Speaker 4: go through get out? It's never ending. Mike went to
Speaker 4: South through Christian to get a bag of salad. No on,
Speaker 4: are you got to get a bag of salad? Park
Speaker 4: up there wandering went to South there and get a
Speaker 4: back of salad. Came back having traded in my car
Speaker 4: for a brand new range robe folk. Michael I left
Speaker 4: the pub to buy cigarettes. Came back with seven VHS tapes,
Speaker 4: three pairs of sunglasses, and a box of donuts. Did
Speaker 4: you get that from the same guy? Kay went out
Speaker 4: to lunch one day and brought car, told them to
Speaker 4: haven't ready by five pm and I'll pick it up them. Kay,
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you live bayside. Those the demands the ladies
Speaker 4: of base, I'd have have this ruady by five. Janis
Speaker 4: went home, went for drive. When we first moved toward
Speaker 4: twenty twenty years ago and saw a nice block of land,
Speaker 4: we ended up buying it. Came back having owned a
Speaker 4: block of lamb. Thank you very much. These as always
Speaker 4: email addressing comes straight to me if you want to
Speaker 4: email me about anything you've heard on the show Christian
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au, the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: Show All Night, Christian O'Connell's show, So out in the
Speaker 4: Burbs today. Rio has got instant prices for you for
Speaker 4: this cinema's gold class tickets, our brand new exclusive show
Speaker 4: merchandise to beanie hats. If you want a ten thousand
Speaker 4: is probably displaying our instickers, get them out the front
Speaker 4: of the house. Rio, are you in position?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: I am here. I am in Hampton at the moment
Speaker 7: we drive.
Speaker 4: Just came in from there. What's the point to go
Speaker 4: around there? I mean I could have left my own
Speaker 4: bit out. I took it in yesterday evening. I won
Speaker 4: some gold class tickets.
Speaker 7: We did a little scouting mission throughout Securita East Balaclava.
Speaker 7: Because it is there lots and lots of bins, hundreds,
Speaker 7: i'd say, Unfortunately, none with a stickers on them, not
Speaker 7: a single one. Yeah, with lots of cura. So maybe
Speaker 7: we're having some better like in hand than possibly. There's
Speaker 7: a few scattered bins, but again no bins with the
Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show stickers on them.
Speaker 4: All right, so what you're in Hampton at the moment?
Speaker 4: Where exactly in Hampton are you?
Speaker 6: Have?
Speaker 4: You got Google Maps up? The reason why I'm speaking
Speaker 4: slowly to them because Rio's from Sydney, Q who also
Speaker 4: works on a show. He's some like way way out
Speaker 4: but eighty seven hours away in a country New South Wales.
Speaker 4: You've got two a couple of old for farm lads
Speaker 4: in a tractor and a John deer just driving around.
Speaker 4: You got no idea where they are.
Speaker 7: Christ necessually locked the doors because I think you're scared
Speaker 7: of city people. They're not too fast from Bluff Road.
Speaker 4: Oh I know where you are? Okay, Well, if you
Speaker 4: just go down the rud do you know which way
Speaker 4: the the bay is, because then you could go down
Speaker 4: into Sandy. That's a big sort of build up suburb there.
Speaker 7: So okay, another suburb.
Speaker 4: Get your kit birds out. It's like a school trip.
Speaker 4: Draw the biggest building you can see.
Speaker 3: Maybe even the bay will skared.
Speaker 4: Actually, you are right, a large body of water like that.
Speaker 4: It's a geography field trip study the beach reclamation. So
Speaker 4: you move?
Speaker 3: Are you driving now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: We just pulled over.
Speaker 4: It's just bloody hopeless. Why didn't you call Sam match yesterday?
Speaker 4: How do you do it? You know he's always moving,
Speaker 4: he's kinetic, or you can hope for right now?
Speaker 3: Is that the person whose house you're out the front
Speaker 3: of puts their bins out while we're going to wait
Speaker 3: for the next seven days?
Speaker 7: Were actually pretty peckish if you did any knights like
Speaker 7: bacon and then rolls around the area, Christian, I do,
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 4: Actually, all right, so you've got this is just ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But now just directing them around.
Speaker 3: I deserve breakfast when they haven't done anything yet.
Speaker 4: I listen, I'm wired now about the blood sugar getting low.
Speaker 4: Their executive function very well, start to sound like a dad.
Speaker 4: Have you eaten. Have you hydrated today? Have a glass
Speaker 4: of water if you were so. Listen, get the get
Speaker 4: Google Maps up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, go on.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're on bluff Road. M hm. You want
Speaker 4: to be come out of it. You know, you can
Speaker 4: like get your little thumb and form for expand out
Speaker 4: and you'll be able to see the bay.
Speaker 7: Yep, I can see the bay.
Speaker 4: Drive a long bluff road in the direction of the
Speaker 4: bay on the right. You're very probably about a mintal
Speaker 4: tierwave from there's a parade of light shops. We can
Speaker 4: get some food for yourself. Head to the bay and
Speaker 4: then you're going to hit Beach Road. Don't go any further.
Speaker 4: You're in the bay, take a sharp left on Beach Road,
Speaker 4: head up to Sandy in all the suburbs around there,
Speaker 4: and just snake you way around the suburbs. You'll hit
Speaker 4: Bomaris and black rock all around there.
Speaker 7: Okay, we've got that down. We'll do that.
Speaker 4: Okay, So so far in an hour, they've seen nothing.
Speaker 4: It's going very well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast Christian O'Connell's show or.
Speaker 7: Course.
Speaker 4: All right, we're doing our age Z of school. Each
Speaker 4: week we pick a letter of the alphabet, and we
Speaker 4: ask you your connections with the letter this week see
Speaker 4: and your school days nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three what is the letter? See to you in school?
Speaker 2: Pats You know what I was thinking yesterday. Clydesdale when
Speaker 2: my mum went to school. So she was one of
Speaker 2: eight girls, and they had this old retired Clydesdale horse
Speaker 2: off their farm.
Speaker 4: Clydesdale horse is right. People were not famili where they're.
Speaker 2: Huge, massive, huge, big fluffy feet.
Speaker 4: Big strong old yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the light the work horses anyway, that's.
Speaker 4: Sir Paul plows basically that yeah.
Speaker 2: Part used to use them on the farm. So when
Speaker 2: they were too old to work, they were kept as pets.
Speaker 4: And so the girls a bloody big what are you clystyle.
Speaker 2: Take it down the dog path, running off the lead,
Speaker 2: and they used to ride him to school. Four of
Speaker 2: the girls would jump on the back and he'd just
Speaker 2: sort of hang around school through through the school day
Speaker 2: and he'd munch on the grass and the oval keep
Speaker 2: the grass.
Speaker 4: We hear about Patsy's Lucy Goosey's school days. It's the creek, yes,
Speaker 4: thirty at the bottom of the school and now just
Speaker 4: a random massive horse just wandering around. Who was there
Speaker 4: like suv to get them to That was the bus, Yes,
Speaker 4: that was a Mercedes Gla to get them to school.
Speaker 4: So what with no saddle, they would get on back.
Speaker 2: They just jump on him bare back and he was
Speaker 2: really calm and passive and they just he'd nowhere to
Speaker 2: go that just three or four of them, yeah, four
Speaker 2: of the girls, and they just tap him on the
Speaker 2: bottom and off he'd go down the road to the
Speaker 2: school and.
Speaker 4: The dirt track. The letter see for and the eighties
Speaker 4: going to school is about the school computer. It was
Speaker 4: when they were very massive, and it was just each
Speaker 4: school just had one, right, and there was only one teacher.
Speaker 4: You did have like an ID department in the eighties
Speaker 4: that hadn't yet been invented. We didn't know what big
Speaker 4: part of our lives was income. She had one loan
Speaker 4: school computer, right, and it was one teacher who knew
Speaker 4: a little bit about it, but it was mainly a
Speaker 4: geography teacher, and they just knew the basic things. Do
Speaker 4: you remember, like the basic commands you'd have to like
Speaker 4: ten go to and then twenty go to all to
Speaker 4: get it to sort of print something off on that
Speaker 4: dot do you remember the old We had one of those,
Speaker 4: and remember there was not one person knew the password
Speaker 4: and to be like written down on a piece of
Speaker 4: paper and make sure that guys, make sure you don't
Speaker 4: lose the password and give it back to me at
Speaker 4: the end of the lesson as well. What kind of
Speaker 4: computers because peracks. When I went to school in the eighties,
Speaker 4: so we just had one loan. In the UK, it
Speaker 4: was called a BBC micro computer.
Speaker 3: We had two computers at primary school and then by
Speaker 3: the time I got to high school there was enough
Speaker 3: for a student. All I really remember doing on it
Speaker 3: is a typing exercise. They had this piece of plastic
Speaker 3: that went over the top of your hand so that
Speaker 3: you couldn't see the keyboard and you had to do
Speaker 3: it by type by memory, which is pointless because by
Speaker 3: the time we all got phones and wanted to use
Speaker 3: the keyboard, no one needed to have that skill because
Speaker 3: we all developed it naturally. Anyway.
Speaker 4: The other sea was just how bad careers advice was
Speaker 4: at school all right, I mean just hopeless. I actually
Speaker 4: think there are a whole generation of eighties kids who
Speaker 4: had dreams to go and you know, maybe do something
Speaker 4: that was in their heart, and we're told you are
Speaker 4: sloking thick. You need to pick up a plow. That
Speaker 4: Clyde Stale's retired. How about you pick up that plow now.
Speaker 4: But I'd like to be an author. I'm afraid not.
Speaker 4: You don't know about maths. Our careers teacher who we
Speaker 4: cared about. It was also the maths teacher, so alred
Speaker 4: he cared was about. I remember saying I'd like to
Speaker 4: be on the radio. He went, not with these maths grades.
Speaker 4: I remember thinking, I don't think i've heard I do
Speaker 4: you need to know about? Well?
Speaker 3: You are always late for the.
Speaker 4: Mister Topping was right.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you a story about my careers
Speaker 3: advice that you're going to think is a lie. It's
Speaker 3: that bad for work experience. We had to go to
Speaker 3: her and say what we wanted to do, and I
Speaker 3: said I was interested in doing something in the media,
Speaker 3: maybe radio, television. And she said, okay, maybe you could
Speaker 3: look it up in the Yellow Pages.
Speaker 4: Oh, your co this is the expert that meant to
Speaker 4: guide you through the maze of what you might go
Speaker 4: in and do in the adult world.
Speaker 3: Go and look it up in the Yellow page.
Speaker 4: What eight is it? And you find your own job
Speaker 4: and for media, I choose your own life adventure plumbing, Okay,
Speaker 4: that's just me. I'm going to be a plumber. What
Speaker 4: did you have? Did you even have careers advice in
Speaker 4: your farm? Yeah?
Speaker 6: We did.
Speaker 2: We had mister Beer, and I wanted to get mister Beer.
Speaker 4: Was he just was? He just a local tramp who
Speaker 4: was an alcoholic. He lived on a bench under the.
Speaker 2: Moon, and he taught legal studies. I had him for
Speaker 2: legal studies as well in year eleven and I went
Speaker 2: to him and I said, mister Beer, I want to
Speaker 2: be a radio journalist. And he just looked at me
Speaker 2: and he said, well, you have to do an arts
Speaker 2: degree because you won't you won't get into radio, but
Speaker 2: you might, you know, work at a newspaper or something.
Speaker 2: I said, no, I want to be on the radio.
Speaker 2: He said, you have to do an arts degree. And
Speaker 2: I said, mister Beer, I don't want to go and
Speaker 2: do a three year old's degree for like, you know,
Speaker 2: a week component of writing. I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: I want to do a radio course. And he basically said,
Speaker 2: sit beyond my way, and he said, we'll best of
Speaker 2: luck with that, missy.
Speaker 3: Like on on radio during high school.
Speaker 4: At the age of three.
Speaker 2: I did community radio.
Speaker 4: Past could walk. She was doing the news.
Speaker 2: I was reading news from about you ten years.
Speaker 4: It's just getting paid for it. I remember when Perats
Speaker 4: you would have felt this too, because these days kids
Speaker 4: are just whatever their dreams are us as parents as well,
Speaker 4: and scores. Of course you can absolutely yes, yeah, hopes,
Speaker 4: you can do the eighties. The pensulum has swung too
Speaker 4: far the eighties. When I said I want to be
Speaker 4: in radio, he looked at me like I said I
Speaker 4: want to be an astaurant lad on the movie. He
Speaker 4: was like, going to know this one life is going
Speaker 4: to crush this space cadet heard it must have been
Speaker 4: on the radio. Okay, how about you pick up a
Speaker 4: hammer and learn a trade first of all? Okay, even
Speaker 4: Joseph did that, He had to make that with stables.
Speaker 4: All right, let's to see and your school days. What
Speaker 4: is it for you? Nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three. I love to speak to other people who've
Speaker 4: got really bad shonky careers, advice at school as well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, What is the letter C Mean to you?
Speaker 4: And your school? Days, Christian, see common room. We didn't
Speaker 4: have a common room?
Speaker 2: Do you no big business hang out in the common room?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What do you do in your commer room? Chat?
Speaker 3: It didn't have much in there, and Michael Wave was
Speaker 3: the only thing that I remember.
Speaker 4: Was that just for like, yeah seniors, Yeah, only for
Speaker 4: the level. Do you remember when you were looking forward
Speaker 4: to that kind of thing? It was? I remember when
Speaker 4: the girls were getting up to the halloaed a lot
Speaker 4: of getting into year twelve and having that hallow inner
Speaker 4: chamber of their own common room. It's a big it's
Speaker 4: a big moment in life, and it writes a passage.
Speaker 4: Christian and my school see for common room, this is
Speaker 4: quite a few years ago. Christian. We would have to
Speaker 4: smoke in there. Shocking, it's really bad. All right, let
Speaker 4: us see good morning, Mick, kill y Christian.
Speaker 8: I've been commanded to mix here fighting a good fight.
Speaker 7: For one O four.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Mick and the the Let us see, Mick.
Speaker 4: What's it for you?
Speaker 7: Chair bags?
Speaker 4: Care bags?
Speaker 9: Yes, some of you still remember chair bags.
Speaker 1: I want to be draked out the back of your chair,
Speaker 1: that's correct, anymore.
Speaker 2: Like a makeshift locker went. They didn't have a locker.
Speaker 2: You put a gear in there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, probably from a great trip to break two
Speaker 10: or three.
Speaker 4: It was only your peak. It would be in there,
Speaker 4: and like a drink bottle and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: Oh, we didn't have drink bottles back then, Christine.
Speaker 4: We did with that old lead water that they used
Speaker 4: to make us drinking in that school tap, that force.
Speaker 7: That people used to stuff straws.
Speaker 4: And yes, yes, we came to school one day and
Speaker 4: someone had made a dog mess over all the school taps.
Speaker 4: It was, you know, when they were there, one of
Speaker 4: those instant assemblies with an hour and we're not leaving
Speaker 4: until the conference stand up and own their shame. Of
Speaker 4: course no one stood up there, but there were half
Speaker 4: an hour. We just went back to school, all right, Mick,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for care bags. Have a good
Speaker 4: day by Melinda. Good morning, Blinda, Good morning, Hi Christian,
Speaker 4: how are you. I'm good. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 4: the let us ski see in his school days, Yes, puppy.
Speaker 11: As in skipping class, missing class.
Speaker 4: So did you do this a lot?
Speaker 11: Well, pretty much on a regular basis.
Speaker 7: You've got to catch up with.
Speaker 11: Your friends somehow.
Speaker 4: I never ever did that too. Such a good tissue,
Speaker 4: just scared of getting told off?
Speaker 11: Really no, go now, just skip work.
Speaker 4: It's tough when it's called the Christian O'Connell show, it's
Speaker 4: differently because Patty, I bet you didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I bet you were scared to him. Ye would have
Speaker 2: killed me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well yeah no, no it works all.
Speaker 4: Right, Blinda, thank you very much. It's good at Andrew.
Speaker 11: Now can I do something Christians. A little while ago,
Speaker 11: you had a thing on about spoiled pets, and I
Speaker 11: rang up about because one of your girls there was
Speaker 11: talking about her dog, and I rang up about my puppy, Coco,
Speaker 11: who is very spoilt with dressing herself and whatnot. Coco's
Speaker 11: a mummy. Oh wow, she had little puppies. So the
Speaker 11: spoiled little mummy is now a bigger princess.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that is great news. And everybody will.
Speaker 11: Yes, everybody's fine. So but another question.
Speaker 4: No, that was enough. Let's go to Andrew. Good morning Andrew,
Speaker 4: the let us see and School Morning team.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let us see. The school was orat secondary college
Speaker 8: out in western Victoria, and see was for changing tires.
Speaker 8: We had a a science teacher and it was legitimately
Speaker 8: a science class. Not a driver's education class who would
Speaker 8: send students out to his vehicle, and then we'd have
Speaker 8: to take the tires off.
Speaker 4: I love this guy.
Speaker 8: We'd swapped the left tie to the right tire and
Speaker 8: back again, and once we were done, he'd come out
Speaker 8: and inspect, and if we passed, that was great, we'd
Speaker 8: all go back into class and you'd send three or
Speaker 8: four more students out. It was and remains probably the
Speaker 8: most practical.
Speaker 4: I'm actually jealous. It's a proper life lesson how to
Speaker 4: change a tire. It's a great skill for everyone to.
Speaker 8: Have, exactly, and I've used it many times since then.
Speaker 8: I'm nearly fifty.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Andrew, don't you now go bo?
Speaker 4: I think what a brave teacher though, as he's driving
Speaker 4: home every day, Because if you didn't like that guy,
Speaker 4: suddenly don't tie up few of those nuts he goes.
Speaker 4: He goes one way and the tire goes the other way.
Speaker 7: I think he gave it a good look over before.
Speaker 4: That's great, Andrew, thank you very much. You called me.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Jeeves. We've got Rio on the line. If
Speaker 4: we let Rio, Harry, I forgot Rio's about sticker spotting.
Speaker 4: Ben stickers. Have you seen any where?
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 4: How are you? Did you hear by the way you
Speaker 4: heard about Belinda and the dogs, Puppy's mate.
Speaker 7: I wanted to hear other questions.
Speaker 4: I know you were you kind of give you have
Speaker 4: a number. I'm not interested in the streets.
Speaker 7: Okay. So we're in Hampton. We were following a garbage
Speaker 7: truts for a while, no bin stickers until we've come
Speaker 7: to this house and there is a bin with a
Speaker 7: bin sticker on it, but it's not out on the street.
Speaker 7: And I wanted to know how you wanted to play
Speaker 7: it because deep in their driveway, but I can see
Speaker 7: a Christian O'Connell sticker on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, great question.
Speaker 4: My name is real and driving all right. So the
Speaker 4: ten thousands of you that we've asked for our ben stickers,
Speaker 4: we've been saying, please put them out on parade. The
Speaker 4: Benz marketing this show. We have no marketing money. It's
Speaker 4: your Bens are stickers. I think we need it, we
Speaker 4: need the showboat. We're desperate. Go and knock on the
Speaker 4: door now, rio.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm heading in a very nice long driveway. There's
Speaker 7: a Carlton member, so that's a shame. All right, I'm
Speaker 7: approaching the door. I'm walking up the stairs. I think
Speaker 7: this is there's two doors. I'm ringing the bill.
Speaker 4: There'll be two separate apartments. And be polite. You're representing
Speaker 4: the show. Okay, sorry to start you.
Speaker 7: Okay, the doorbell has rung. Oh there's movement. There's movement.
Speaker 4: People like, good morning, I'm from the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: My name is Rio.
Speaker 7: Then start saying good morning, I'm Mario.
Speaker 4: Start singing.
Speaker 7: I think, yeah, my name is a real and I'm
Speaker 7: knocking on your door. Okay, there's no one coming.
Speaker 4: They're now backing away. I'm because not everyone, get down,
Speaker 4: drop and roll, drop and roll to home invasion.
Speaker 7: No I'm not. I'm not Electrician. I'll putting you on
Speaker 7: speaker one second.
Speaker 1: Who had a.
Speaker 10: Christian o'connelled binsticker on your bin? And we are delivering
Speaker 10: prizes to people with spin figures.
Speaker 7: On their business?
Speaker 4: Let them know they're live on air right now? Oh
Speaker 4: my god, good morning? Who is this Sandra? Hello? Is
Speaker 4: Christian here with Jack and Pats A really really good
Speaker 4: listen Belinda and called the show a color weeks ago.
Speaker 4: I talks just had puppies and now we're all reeling
Speaker 4: at the moment. Listen, thank you very much putting our
Speaker 4: sticker on your bin.
Speaker 7: Oh that's very cave you show listening for a long time.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. So Rio from the show that
Speaker 4: he's out the front. Now that's Rio, Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: There's a little nerdy kid behind him, probably filming it
Speaker 4: right now. That that's cute.
Speaker 7: That is not so dirty.
Speaker 4: Oh, bless you Now, Sandra, we're going to give you
Speaker 4: some tickets to go to Viny Cinema's Gold Class. It's
Speaker 4: a small thank you being part of our rebel bin army.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you, love.
Speaker 10: We've also got a lovely Christian O'Connell show has been
Speaker 10: which you look great in.
Speaker 9: My dressing gown?
Speaker 7: Yes, a purple dressing gown.
Speaker 4: Sandra. We are we woken you up? Or are you
Speaker 4: doing the school run? Or what are you getting ready
Speaker 4: for your day?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No, I was.
Speaker 9: I'm just about to get changed because I was waiting
Speaker 9: for the electricians.
Speaker 4: Well, don't get Rio to do it. This guy is
Speaker 4: hopeless around the house. Don't get him to do it. Well, listen, Sancho.
Speaker 4: We'll let you get bart in your morning. But thank
Speaker 4: you very much for supporting the show and a small
Speaker 4: treat from us. All right, Sandra, thank you very much.
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you lighting up my day every morning.
Speaker 4: Blashy's a lovely thing to say. And now real when
Speaker 4: you leave Sandra's place, put drag the bean back out
Speaker 4: onto the street to promote the show, okay, and then
Speaker 4: on your way. All right, well done everyone, Ben just
Speaker 4: dogs have puppies.
Speaker 1: Christian no connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, where next Thursday the Racis stops the
Speaker 4: nation are ten thousand dollar beer race. Eight of you
Speaker 4: try not to spill beers as you take on Chapel
Speaker 4: Street precinct. And we all know when we think Chapel
Speaker 4: Street culture fashion nice, it's iconic, it's a vibe. Let's go,
Speaker 4: Thank you team, all right. Ten thousand dollar beer race.
Speaker 4: It is on Christian O'Connell's ten thousand dollar beer run,
Speaker 4: running in weird beers. All right. So it's next Thursday.
Speaker 4: We have eight spaces. Three have been filled at the moment.
Speaker 4: I'm also being sledged every day by a man called
Speaker 4: Jesse that we call the Butler. A couple of years
Speaker 4: ago we did someone called the fridge race where it
Speaker 4: was like how far can you take a fridge in
Speaker 4: an hour? This guy begged to be part of it
Speaker 4: back in the day. He buckled when he had some
Speaker 4: fitness challenge. We gave him a shot of redemption, and
Speaker 4: sadly he lived up to his nickname the Buckler, and
Speaker 4: he buckled again. He's asking for second shot at redemption.
Speaker 4: I mean redemption is redemption. It's not redemption part five
Speaker 4: or part six. He wants another go. He called us
Speaker 4: yesterday and I said, no, he's back.
Speaker 7: Hey, Christian, it's Jesse the Buckler here. I don't know
Speaker 7: if you've got my last voicemail, but I needed the opportunity.
Speaker 7: You need a chance to redeem myself.
Speaker 8: I haven't slipped a wink that free dracy you got
Speaker 8: me in last time.
Speaker 7: I just need a chance, Christian. If says anything I
Speaker 7: can do anything extra, please give.
Speaker 12: It to me.
Speaker 4: Let me do it. Let me get the chance to
Speaker 4: be the beer. I'm listen. We gave you the chance, Buckler.
Speaker 4: It's still a no. All right, let's speak to some
Speaker 4: contending athletes right now. Morning John here, you're going, I'm
Speaker 4: good John, So you want in in our ten thousand
Speaker 4: dollars beer race made.
Speaker 12: I'm a fifty nine year old man country person, and
Speaker 12: I think I can represent the elderly. We're in our
Speaker 12: third quarter of a century and I'm not a fit person.
Speaker 12: I'm built for eleven.
Speaker 4: It's like you're trying to take me. I'm looking for
Speaker 4: a country person who's built for loving you. Is that
Speaker 4: you the DJ wants to a husband?
Speaker 8: Don't tell them what.
Speaker 3: Fifty nine? I wouldn't call yourself.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking, you know, it's like a gut puncher.
Speaker 4: I'm fifty one. I'm thinking I'm the elderly. Now I'm
Speaker 4: representing the elderly to us. John, what's that? What are
Speaker 4: you doing to us at fifties? Yeah, you know in
Speaker 4: my prime. Now look at the other Christian petrig And
Speaker 4: if we're not that similar, you know both in our primes. Now,
Speaker 4: So John, you're built for love? And what does that mean?
Speaker 4: I might regret asking this.
Speaker 12: Well, all these young ones they got speed in the brain. Here,
Speaker 12: I've got stamina. I would just keep going. It won't
Speaker 12: be wisdom, it'll be just smart. There might not be
Speaker 12: a lot of beer left by the time I get
Speaker 12: to the end.
Speaker 4: So unsteady wins wins the race.
Speaker 12: Here it's the here and the tortoise.
Speaker 4: You got it, my friend, you got it? And John,
Speaker 4: I'm just checking you a country person, I'm.
Speaker 7: A country Hello.
Speaker 4: I love you people. Some are best friends and country persons.
Speaker 4: You are on the shortlist. John it kild be. If
Speaker 4: he is racing, he's simply known as country person's up
Speaker 4: ticket boxes. Doesn't it some guys for diversity? If there's
Speaker 4: eight for diversity, you need a country. We're trying to
Speaker 4: win over that demo at the moment from Farm FM,
Speaker 4: let's get a Carol. Good morning, Carol, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good Carol. So tell us why you want in
Speaker 4: for the ten thousand dollars bear race.
Speaker 9: Well, this grandma wants to impress her grandchildren. So I'm
Speaker 9: usually carrying champagne.
Speaker 7: To my children.
Speaker 9: I think I can convert to beer quite easily.
Speaker 4: You don't mean grandchildren with a champagne, or do you.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of champagne granny you are.
Speaker 9: So this is the kind of champagne granny you want one?
Speaker 9: That's one that has already converted over to your show.
Speaker 9: But now I think I can go.
Speaker 4: And will you? Where are we converted your conversion therapy.
Speaker 4: Where have you where we converted you from? Where were
Speaker 4: you before?
Speaker 9: Light?
Speaker 11: FIM see that.
Speaker 4: Once they found the light, sometimes they don't want to
Speaker 4: come back.
Speaker 9: You make me laugh, So I think a good laugh
Speaker 9: in the morning is what everyone should be starting off
Speaker 9: with love.
Speaker 7: As for the beer run, I've got this.
Speaker 9: I'm going to swoop down on everyone. I'm an make
Speaker 9: Pie supporter and I'm gonna just blow them out.
Speaker 3: Now, Carol, are you a city person or a country person?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 9: I heard John not. She took some of my lines.
Speaker 9: So I'm a young city grandma.
Speaker 4: That's it. Thank you very much representing the youth, aren't you.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 9: I'm about to go swimming and do my twenty laps.
Speaker 4: Dell you Carol? Right, okay, Carol, it might be you.
Speaker 4: You're on the short list. That's strong tretenders today. Thank you, Carol.
Speaker 4: She's come from the light. Everyone. Ahmed, Good morning, Ahmed.
Speaker 4: Why should it be you in the ten thousand dollars
Speaker 4: beer race? Make your case. I'med and welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Well, I'm a builder, multitask I take more tools all
Speaker 10: up and down on the job site, all day, every day.
Speaker 4: Well, done, well done on doing the basic requirements needed,
Speaker 4: taking the tools up and down. A builder who to
Speaker 4: stop the race right now? I didn't know we had
Speaker 4: them with.
Speaker 7: Row here the whole job site all day, carry tools
Speaker 7: all day. You don't drop the tour.
Speaker 10: I'm very energetic, it's very very good with my hands,
Speaker 10: and I don't drop nothing all day.
Speaker 4: And what kind of trady are you? You're sparky? What
Speaker 4: are you?
Speaker 10: I'm a carpenter.
Speaker 4: Oh, carpeting. Now, don't you earn the most because you
Speaker 4: have to be around all the time on site, in
Speaker 4: the most.
Speaker 8: I'm smartest in the side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I've got this all this rivalry
Speaker 4: on it site. Isn't everything the spar keys and the carpenters?
Speaker 4: All right? Joseph smarter, not harder? A coach, the torches
Speaker 4: and hair. There's a lot going on today, Ahmed, it
Speaker 4: might be you strong.
Speaker 3: I mean, put all three of them, shall we?
Speaker 4: All right, let's do that. First of all, let's go
Speaker 4: back to country person. John. You're in a go Country Person.
Speaker 4: You're in the race next week.
Speaker 7: Oh you beauty. Here we have the country boys.
Speaker 4: Country person, you're in the race. Na Champagne, Grandma Carol,
Speaker 4: you're in the race break out the Powey come on
Speaker 4: and Ahmed, Yes, human Swiss Army Knife.
Speaker 1: You are in fantastic, excellent.
Speaker 4: That's it. It is on. Well done everyone.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, What is your Earliest Memory? Reasona masking?
Speaker 4: This listen to a podcast interview and I haven't got
Speaker 4: very far into it because I keep having to pause
Speaker 4: because I find myself laughing. It's it's not set out
Speaker 4: to be a funny podcast. But if I was Joe
Speaker 4: Rogan and his guest Terrence Howard. Some of you remember
Speaker 4: the name Terrence Howard. He was in the big TV
Speaker 4: sho Empire and it was also in the First Iron Man,
Speaker 4: and then with some of his quite interesting theories about science,
Speaker 4: they recast his character Robert Downey dueansist that he was recast.
Speaker 4: So Terrence Howard now has set up his own brand
Speaker 4: of science. This is an actor who claims to have
Speaker 4: gone to university. The university said that he didn't actually
Speaker 4: complete his degree. Terrence has set up his own brand
Speaker 4: of science called terry Ology. Right. He believes that he
Speaker 4: can rebuild the planet Saturn.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with it?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. It's in need of repair.
Speaker 4: Throughout the interview, he says that he's refuted the Pythagoras's theorem,
Speaker 4: which has been around.
Speaker 3: This is one of the ones we all learn in Yeah,
Speaker 3: proven time and time again.
Speaker 4: Not according to actor Terrence Howard of Terry Ology, he
Speaker 4: said that all the scientists are wrong and that he
Speaker 4: can also in the next year or two, he's going
Speaker 4: to show how he can kill gravity. So, like I said,
Speaker 4: I'm pausing it, rewinding what did you say? But this
Speaker 4: is the bit I need to play you, which is
Speaker 4: why I'm asking you, what's your earliest memory. I've listened
Speaker 4: to this this spirit of the podcast.
Speaker 1: My first memory.
Speaker 13: Was almost like when you're dreaming and you're falling and
Speaker 13: you hit the bottom and you wake up. That was
Speaker 13: my first memory. But I didn't wake up here. I
Speaker 13: was inside my mother's warm right okay, but wait, and
Speaker 13: I was about maybe six months inside the woe and
Speaker 13: I'm like.
Speaker 4: Oh you hearing this. I was just trying it along
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know, you rewinded? Like did
Speaker 4: I just was that he dreaming? Am I back in
Speaker 4: my momentum? I'm trapped in your womb right now. I
Speaker 4: don't get out. There's no doors here, well with the
Speaker 4: door open, not for months.
Speaker 13: And I was about maybe six months inside the woe,
Speaker 13: right and I'm like, okay, don't forget, I'm here. Okay, okay,
Speaker 13: don't forget.
Speaker 4: Don't compain.
Speaker 13: So forget, don't forget. You go to sleep, wake up again.
Speaker 13: Now something's moving in front of you and you're like, oh,
Speaker 13: that's my friend. But I had a different name for it.
Speaker 13: I didn't know it was my hand.
Speaker 4: Also goes on to claim he remembers being circumcised as
Speaker 4: a young baby as well. He was there.
Speaker 3: I was there because that's what we didn't do as babies.
Speaker 3: We didn't think we should remember this. This is monumental.
Speaker 4: But have you got jackology.
Speaker 3: I don't have jack ology.
Speaker 4: He's got terryology. And he also said, by the way,
Speaker 4: there are no straight lines. Oh, no straight lines. So
Speaker 4: he had a lot to say. But anyway, with him
Speaker 4: claiming to remember and who knows, right, I don't know
Speaker 4: who knows. He claims to remember what it was like
Speaker 4: inside his mother's womb.
Speaker 3: Long six months.
Speaker 4: This is incredible, really, when you know they're saying that
Speaker 4: the pre foreign frontal cortex that doesn't stop developing for
Speaker 4: men until we're twenty five, twenty six. But in just
Speaker 4: his earliest weeks, not even a year or nine months,
Speaker 4: he can remember being in there and he was six months.
Speaker 13: Old, and I was about maybe six months inside the world,
Speaker 13: and I'm like, okay, don't forget I'm there, Okay, okay,
Speaker 13: don't forget.
Speaker 4: Delfred Patsy, what is your earliest memory?
Speaker 2: I reckon nine months and you're gonna laugh at me,
Speaker 2: but I put a photo up on my Instagram on
Speaker 2: Mother's Day of me in the car when I was
Speaker 2: nine months old, and I swear I can remember my
Speaker 2: dad taking that photo.
Speaker 4: Go way listen. You wouldn't even have memory cells enough
Speaker 4: in your body to store that memory.
Speaker 2: Remember pulling over at the side of the road. It
Speaker 2: was a frosty, cold night and the car door opening,
Speaker 2: and I remember the cold and Dad getting the old
Speaker 2: brownie camera out and taking a photo. And I've got
Speaker 2: the photo.
Speaker 4: So and you were like nine months old.
Speaker 2: Nine months old, my mom's lap, not even a year.
Speaker 4: What's your earliest memory, Jane?
Speaker 3: I reckon five years, five, yeah, maybe six, yeah, And
Speaker 3: what was it? My mum introducing me to our new
Speaker 3: next stoor neighbor, Tyrone.
Speaker 4: That's a very specific memory, isn't it? And what was
Speaker 4: she walking around there? What do you remember? Was it summer? Winter?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: He was in the driveway. Mum brought us out and said,
Speaker 3: this is our new next door neighbor, Tyrone. He was
Speaker 3: my age? And how did That's all I remember of?
Speaker 4: Do you remember if it was summary?
Speaker 3: I don't remember if it was summer.
Speaker 4: Most of our first memories it's summertime, even though the
Speaker 4: memory might not have been at summertime. In your mind's
Speaker 4: eye when you record it more often not it's summary.
Speaker 3: It must have been because I remember him being shirtless.
Speaker 4: Jackology, start forming it now? What is your earliest memory? Ah?
Speaker 4: You like Terrence Howard? Do you remember being in the womb?
Speaker 4: Colin a brighter Now?
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Speaker 4: Not like you're screwed Christians.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're surrendering, yes.
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Speaker 7: No? The noble pathy surrender?
Speaker 4: Well, wow, this has not been a successful campaign today
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Speaker 7: We've lost the battle, but we might still win the war.
Speaker 4: Alright, real, see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What we're not sending email on the streets again.
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