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Speaker 2: Okay, snack for me a snack for you is the

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Speaker 2: rig shots with food in the foreground.

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Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, that Analie is to give context.

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Speaker 3: We were talking about how it is important in today's

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Speaker 3: So no one likes those people, so you have to

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Speaker 3: discreetly do it. I'll try to conceal it behind some

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Speaker 3: sort of other message. Now, Analse's beautiful creativity was she

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Speaker 3: often gets a picture of her lunch and she obviously

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Speaker 3: the motive here doesn't want to take a photo of

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Speaker 2: Then my rig happens to.

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Speaker 3: Be behind my lunch and then yeah, she named that

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Speaker 3: could take off. Actually, I'd really enjoy it if people

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Speaker 3: did that online, just a little hashtag snack for me,

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Speaker 3: snack for you, and he'd always posing with food, just

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Speaker 3: shots all the time. I don't get that at all.

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Speaker 3: People the photos. They lunch all the time, the weekend away.

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Speaker 2: I think shouldn't brought up my sister in this weekend

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Speaker 2: the other day, snag for me.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, I'm not saying that she always likes photos of

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Speaker 3: her food. Yeah right, she poses on Instagram. Who wants

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Speaker 3: to say she Yeah, she did a weekend away. Four

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Speaker 4: Also just confirmed that ninety percent of Instagram is a

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Speaker 4: snack for me, snack for your situation. What do you

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Speaker 4: mean people just post posing photos like got my eyebrows

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Speaker 4: done today and it's just them in a bikini.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so that's a snack. You were going to

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Speaker 2: say it was food.

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Speaker 4: Well no, but like that's literally just people showing off

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Speaker 4: their rig Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, because TikTok was just you know, a tweak on

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Speaker 2: No, I don't really I feel like it was more

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Speaker 3: But what imagine you did have a platform though, which

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Speaker 3: was just snack for me, Snack for you and food food.

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Speaker 2: That's all you did. But isn't it? Didn't we just

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Speaker 2: say that's what Instagram is now, food and rigs?

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Speaker 3: A good point?

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Speaker 2: Got us there. I don't know. Probably I want.

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Speaker 4: To get what he in front of Zuckerberg pitching.

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Speaker 2: And you out idea? All right? Mark, hear the out

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Speaker 2: snack from snack for you?

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Speaker 4: So it's Instagram?

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Speaker 3: What else does it do? Dragon Zuckerberg? Ever ever did

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Speaker 3: a rig shot? Zucker's given he's got the gram on Facebook?

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Speaker 2: Has he got a rig? No? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: He's half He's half lizard, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: Oh? God, don't you know what of them?

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure he's a lizard.

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Speaker 3: What do they call those? What do they call that species?

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Speaker 3: What's it called? The illuminat? The illuminati? I mean I

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Speaker 3: don't necessarily believe that stuff, but apparently the queen's a

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Speaker 3: you didn't know that, Imagine if you were a lizard

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Speaker 2: Not, absolutely not, mate. I'm enjoying this right too much.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they only think that the Illuminati are lizards.

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Speaker 2: there's a theory going around that the Queen is a lizard.

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Speaker 3: Something like twenty percent of them. No, twelve point five

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Speaker 3: Twelve point five percent of the American population.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, makes what sense? More appropriate name names on

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Speaker 2: We'll see tomorrow for goodbye. We've got a very special

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Speaker 2: again tonight.

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Speaker 6: The last time our next guest was on the show,

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Speaker 6: she was suffering through Australia's easiest queeze, The listener Amy.

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Speaker 2: Run out of time, sophoor thing.

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Speaker 1: She felt so bad for stuff in it up. She

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Speaker 6: What a bloody superstar she seems been basking in the

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Speaker 1: Latest TV venture. You Seeing the Geek the number one

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Speaker 1: show in Australia right now. Welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Selfie monk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back.

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Speaker 7: What an intro. And how about giving away that thousand bucks?

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Speaker 7: The pool publicist at nine was like, should I try

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Speaker 7: and reimburse it? Like and get it? And I said,

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Speaker 7: that's the lady.

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Speaker 2: And as you declared to us off off Mike as well.

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Speaker 2: It was completely tax deductible.

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Speaker 7: So well, it's tax deductible, isn't it. It's kind of work.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm on an account, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 3: it's a text deduction.

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Speaker 7: You know, I don't even know what tax deduction. Mate.

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Speaker 2: Woody and I have the same accountants, and every every

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Speaker 3: Because I'm saying, yeah, well I tried to get my

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Speaker 3: I'm watching bidding the gig. That's for word. It's a

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Speaker 7: Far enough.

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Speaker 2: Well, apparently you guys improving again that you don't know

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Speaker 2: what that is. Now, so let's talk a little bit

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Speaker 2: about beauting the geek because I actually had some friends

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Speaker 2: crushes on the geeks. I'm not sure if.

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Speaker 7: That's someone working there, like I'm going to say, yes.

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Speaker 2: Well they've got intel, they've got intel. Apparently that one

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Speaker 7: Well you're not talking to producers. No, no, no, the

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Speaker 7: gigs I love, No, I love and care about them.

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Speaker 7: I remember I could be their mother, like the age differend. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: who was to be?

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Speaker 2: We don't know. We got We've got a hanble, we

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Speaker 7: Now, I mean yeah, anyway, No, like I just I

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Speaker 2: No, we'll drop that now. That's what I was going

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Speaker 2: The Bachelorette, you didn't even take a liking.

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Speaker 7: That's not true.

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Speaker 2: No's that good. There was true love there. There was

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Speaker 3: We do have a prank call that we want you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you up for a prank call?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? I was doing something else, but that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Pranking amazing.

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Speaker 3: You're pranking someone who works at Channel nine, who works

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Speaker 3: in development. We want you to pitch a new TV

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Speaker 7: Okay, don oh wow, I'm going to get fired.

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Speaker 3: This guy. We know this guy, this works in development

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Speaker 3: is not a huge dog. He's a medium dog. He

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, I mean a big, good joke.

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Speaker 2: Let's put a song right with the was. We've got

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Speaker 2: Sophie Maud who is on the show. It's the final

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Speaker 2: two episodes of Beauty in the Geek tonight tomorrow night

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Speaker 2: so Channel nine seven thirty. Both nights are the penultimate

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Speaker 7: Intelligent script They went to them and I was like,

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Speaker 3: the show Cooking with Paris Hilton?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's we think you are the Australian Paris Hilton

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Speaker 3: to call them and pitch the show. So Sophie becomes

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Speaker 7: They're going to figure off lost like I'm not presented.

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Speaker 7: It's like him they put on any show.

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Speaker 2: Look, it's gonna be It sounds like a tough show.

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Speaker 2: What do you and I genuinely like i'd watch Sophie

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Speaker 3: Sophie the Monk. That's Sophie the Monk. Would you be

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 2: Like in reality Sophie the Monk?

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Speaker 7: What shaves my head? And go around and not talk?

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Speaker 2: I mean i'd watch it. No, no, not talk. There's

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Speaker 2: more than that. There's no drinking, there's no there's probably

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Speaker 2: no sex. There's probably no there's nothing like that. You're

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Speaker 7: No drinking or talking. Just my nightmare religion. So am

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Speaker 7: I pitching this show?

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Speaker 3: That's the idea if you're open to it?

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Speaker 7: Okay that I've got to sell it. I can't say

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Speaker 7: I can't drink, talk or have no sex. How do

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Speaker 7: I sell this?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 9: Hello, Streemal speaking.

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Speaker 7: Kay Steven, Saphie Monk, how are you? Who was that? Sorry,

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Speaker 7: Sophie Monk.

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Speaker 9: Oh, Sophie, Sorry, congratulations on Beauty in the Geek doant

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Speaker 9: Absolutely, yeah, you go for it. What's the what's the premise?

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Speaker 7: If I could read a book, I would have done psychology.

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Speaker 9: Would there be contestants that are also monks, or you're

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Speaker 9: So it's a talk show with you. Drinks of the Monk, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: Having asked like a monk mybile, you.

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Speaker 9: I've got serious meetings on serious.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm so barrassed.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't have been worse. Sophie. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for joining us. You're a legend. Always so much fun.

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Speaker 2: The final two episode of Beauty and the Geek Tonight

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Speaker 2: and Tomorrow Night, Channel nine, seven thirty, both nights, with

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Speaker 2: just a sensational another sensational show in Beauty and the

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Speaker 2: Geek Mate. Congratulations, you're an absolute star and you deserve

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Speaker 2: all the respect imployed its you get.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Can't Believe It. This segment lives on It's time

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Speaker 2: for Believe it or not.

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Speaker 3: He's got some weird facts and stores.

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Speaker 7: Some of them real some.

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Speaker 3: All right, today's theme is Olympians names names of Olympians. Will,

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Speaker 3: it's the same thing, Bill, I'm just clarifying. So basically,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to say some names here, Will, and you

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Speaker 3: because there was a Russian volleyballer whose last.

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Speaker 2: Name is Loser. So mean, he's he's out there, the

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Speaker 2: big fella and it's just branded on his back. Is Loser?

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Speaker 2: Really that's he? That's his real last name. Do you

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Speaker 3: Okay, So anyway, let's do it. Well, So this is

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Speaker 3: best of Fox. This's be pretty quick because I'm just

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Speaker 3: all right, let's do this first one here. Fanny Schmeller,

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Speaker 3: German World Cup skier Fanny Schmeller German. M hmm, she

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Speaker 2: How do you spell Schmeller? I'll just check here.

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Speaker 10: C h m e l a R Fanny Schmeller. C

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Speaker 10: h m a l a I German Fanny Schmeller. That

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Speaker 10: doesn't look like a German name.

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Speaker 2: Maybe s c h or s. It's a fake name.

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Speaker 3: I think I made that up. That's a real person.

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Speaker 2: One now.

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Speaker 3: One, so white, All right, let's move it on. Uh well,

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Speaker 3: second one here, ohrdr schwipe, ohrid r schwipe. He is

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Speaker 3: a Belgian pole vaulter who competed in Atlanta in nineteen

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Speaker 3: A s h w I p e ushwipe USh whip

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Speaker 2: I did I read this? So I haven't heard it.

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Speaker 3: That's all part of them ad ushwipe a.

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Speaker 2: Whip Belgian pole vaulter. Is it real? Is it fake?

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Speaker 2: I think it's fake.

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Speaker 3: That is fake modern.

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Speaker 2: It's good back. Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving.

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Speaker 3: All right, Here we go next one, Yoshi shit them,

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Speaker 3: that's fake Japanese fain that's real. Two one Yoshi Shit

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Speaker 3: Will Yosh Shit?

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Speaker 2: That all right? Next one here?

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Speaker 2: Dick Trickle.

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Speaker 3: Knows Richard Dick Trickle actually an American race car driver

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Speaker 3: who won over twelve hundred feature races. I don't know

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Speaker 3: Dick Trickle, Come on, man, I think it's fake. That's

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Speaker 2: So you've done no work in that apart from write

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: If your partner is a man third mine O six '

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Speaker 2: It's an escape, isn't it. It's an escape. They can't

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Speaker 3: But he goes in with the iPad. He's in there

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Speaker 2: I look, what was happening in the pre iPad days.

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Speaker 2: I think the reason I'm bringing up is there was

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Speaker 3: If it's early in relationship, you can see in general

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Speaker 2: Just in general, I feel like my partner see him

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, buddy, yeah, Okay. Do you think he doesn't

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Speaker 2: Ignored Real's question quite smartly. She doesn't want to be

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six y five. Your partner spends too much

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Speaker 2: bathroom while they're in a restaurant, which, by the way,

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00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,479
Speaker 2: forty five minutes at a time if you're in your

442
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: own home, sure, restaurant, you're putting one hundred and fifty people.

443
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 3: Out there, Dad, rageous, isn't it?

444
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 2: That is outraged? Anyway? So she got the meal while

445
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: he was on the John, knew he was going to

446
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 2: take his time. She ate her meal, split the bill,

447
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: paid her half, and left well played one hundred percent.

448
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 2: So I want to get to the bottom of this

449
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: because I distinctly remember my father doing this. I'm gonna

450
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 2: be honest, I'm starting to live into it a bit myself.

451
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,919
Speaker 2: Something about it, something about it's the piece. I think

452
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: that's what we've agreed upon. There's no one else that

453
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 2: can interrupt you, nothing else to do. What what do

454
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,120
Speaker 2: you do though?

455
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 10: What do you do?

456
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 2: Yeah? Mistery number two. I actually, I actually I go

457
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 2: learning Dutch at the moment on duo lingo. So I

458
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 2: spent a bit of time practicing my Dutch. I read

459
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: the news. I mean, what don't you do more important?

460
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm up to date.

461
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

462
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: After I leave the John, score, You've got everything there,

463
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 2: everything sorted, you know.

464
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Sarah here.

465
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: Let's go. It's going to go into the john with

466
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: like more things to do, and then when I leave,

467
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: I feel quite relaxed that I've sorted those things.

468
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 3: S picked a few boxes will absolutely including a bowel movement,

469
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 3: sometimes not at all. Let's got to Sarah here, Sarah,

470
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 3: how long is your partner's into the toilet four.

471
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 8: I've never actually timed it, but he tells me that

472
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 8: he knows it's time to get off when he has

473
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 8: lost complete sensation of both legs.

474
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

475
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 2: There. Yeah, it's like an alarm clos It really is

476
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 2: a great.

477
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: Kate here, Now, Kate, your partner has a knack for

478
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: sneaking off to the bathroom at annoying moments.

479
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 11: Yeah, absolutely, he'd come. He's go to the toilets at

480
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 11: bottle time for our baby. Right when I'm serving up

481
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 11: dinner and I've got a screening baby that also wants attention,

482
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 11: or wow, you know, getting the kids ready for bed

483
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 11: all those times forty five minutes to an hour at

484
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 11: a time.

485
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: Forty five minutes.

486
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 3: I just can not buy that.

487
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: Like my mum just wouldn't have had that from my dad. Like,

488
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, he'd always do it at the moment,

489
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 2: packing the car, when you're going to live on a

490
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 2: holiday or anything, But forty five minutes.

491
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 7: Do you do?

492
00:23:59,480 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 11: So?

493
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 3: Do you think do you think your partner has trained

494
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 3: his bowels or is he just lying and hiding in

495
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 3: the toilet in there?

496
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 7: I love him.

497
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 11: It's trained, Honestly, it's the same time every single day.

498
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 3: That's that's an amazing superhero ability. If you're able to

499
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 3: get out of all commitments, you're able to movement as well.

500
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: The reason I think it's for these forty pluses is

501
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 2: they don't care. I don't care that that that's what

502
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 2: they're doing, or that it's going.

503
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 3: To be embarrassing to spend forty minutes in a toilet.

504
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 2: Care Yeah, because you start to lose this self respect

505
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 2: I think at the age of forty. Yeah, we're getting there.

506
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: Let's go to Laney on Thurday and when it's six five, Laney,

507
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 2: your partner spends a bit of time on the john.

508
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, he does.

509
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 5: So to be forty five minutes.

510
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: To an hour, all these guys doing like forty five minutes.

511
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 2: We just talked about the pins and needles before does

512
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: he get up and have halftime?

513
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 11: Well, he gets to the point of pins and needles,

514
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 11: and one afternoon I was wondering.

515
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 7: Where he is disappeared too, didn't.

516
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 8: Realize he was in the bathroom.

517
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 7: I go in.

518
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 8: He has pulled the laundry basket over his property.

519
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 7: Stone up he's watching an episode of Sons of.

520
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 2: Good Stuff. What a legend. Is very very actually funnily enough,

521
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 2: before I had a colin oscob I had to do

522
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 2: a bow prep buttal but that would have been footy

523
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: five minutes for an hour. That's fair, you have a reason.

524
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 3: It's fair enough.

525
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 2: I'm just taking these licks with liquid laxatives.

526
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: But that's exactly no, totally fine. Yeah, you can't get

527
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: that every day stand to day. That is amazing. We've

528
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: actually got a male perspective here. We've got Tony who's

529
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: given us a ringoday Tony.

530
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,959
Speaker 12: Good a fella's here.

531
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: You're going very very good. Mate. What do you do

532
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: while you while you're on the dunny? Mate?

533
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 12: Like you won't believe it?

534
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 3: Right?

535
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 12: I bring the laptop into the toilet, an email. Also,

536
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 12: I watch YouTube, watch car races, even beyond pins and nails.

537
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 12: I just stay there and my missus cracks the sheets

538
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 12: and we'll go downstairs. I'm staying. I'm not moving, and

539
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 12: I think I deserve a metal man.

540
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 2: So why didn't you just do this on your couch

541
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: at your desk?

542
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 12: Yes, that's it, but nah, well you're know you're going

543
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 12: to be there for a while, so bring some entertainment

544
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 12: with you.

545
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: But you don't have to be there for a while, Tony.

546
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 3: You could be in and out in five minutes.

547
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 12: Nah, nahn, you got the wrong Nah no, Nah, you

548
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 12: gotta be there. You've gotta be relaxed till everything is out.

549
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 12: You're calm, you're relaxed, you're entertained. You walk out the

550
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 12: biggest smile on your face. Everyone's looking at you, like,

551
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 12: come on, And I said, well, I'll go back.

552
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 8: She don't like it.

553
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: It's the Rymain Woody Podcast.

554
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: What did your parents make you? Share? And The reason

555
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: that we're talking about this is because there was a

556
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: gold medal event at the Games last night, the men's

557
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: high jump final, where the two athletes mutaz Esser Bashim

558
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: of Qatar and Jerma I've Got Dumberdie of Italy chose

559
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: to both become champions, which I didn't know you could do, No,

560
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 2: never did I.

561
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 3: It's one of those sports though, where they've obviously both

562
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 3: jumped a certain height.

563
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 2: Yes, they both, yes, No, you're right, they both they

564
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 2: both jumped two point three seven meters without fault.

565
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, and obviously they had so what I didn't really

566
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: they'd go on stroke for stroke together like they've done

567
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 3: the same height for height and height, both of them

568
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 3: were flawless. Yes, so they couldn't do countback. So for

569
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 3: them to not go for the next one, even if

570
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 3: they went for the next one and failed, it would

571
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 3: have to be a tie.

572
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

573
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: But what if they go for the next one and

574
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 2: one of them gets it and one of them fails.

575
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 3: See one person wins a gold medal And I'm gonna

576
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 3: be honest with you, I hate that it was a tie.

577
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's I'm against it. I didn't know this

578
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: was an option. Yeah, it's otherwise. I just applied for

579
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: the Olympics and I just walk up with the fastest

580
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: guy in the race. And mate, no, you don't know

581
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: how fast I am. But let's be honest here. If

582
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: I can convince him that I'm faster than him, let's

583
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 2: just split it. Baby, that's hard.

584
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 3: I'll give you fifty bucks as well.

585
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: Exactly, move on. Yeah, I don't like it.

586
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 3: They should have had a crack. That would have been

587
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 3: a spectacle to see the two best high jumpers go

588
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: at it so he could be the winner. The fact

589
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 3: they shared, it's like, oh, it looked.

590
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 2: Like a lovely moment between them, Like one of them

591
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: hugged the other one.

592
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, he fully jumped on him, and you know, maybe

593
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 3: that's because you just knew.

594
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: He's like, you don't know, I've done my hamstring.

595
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're better than me. You give to me a

596
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: gold medal, thank you very much.

597
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 12: Yeah.

598
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 2: So look what we would do if you're new to

599
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 2: the show, you know that, Oh you don't know that.

600
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 2: We don't have any rights to play any audio from

601
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: the games. So normally i'd play the audio of the moment,

602
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: but we officially can't do that. But Bruce mcavan is

603
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: calling the athletics. There's always someone's going to play some

604
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: Bruce audio of him commentating a bit of SI. Really,

605
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: oh the Stasi. It does keep going for ys. It's

606
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:51,959
Speaker 2: really interesting. Two bounces, he'll CARRISSI filled so much great, perfect.

607
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: I feel like I was there.

608
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: Six five is the number? What did your parents make

609
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 2: your share and you're not happy about it? Or just

610
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 2: what they make you share?

611
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 3: Because I had to share bath water for a long time.

612
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: The bath was brown. I shouldn't have to get into

613
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: my older brother's bath water. How many leaders are they

614
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,719
Speaker 2: saving there as well? I'll be actually be a fair few.

615
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: Did you get a top up though? Yeah? I did

616
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 2: get a chopper, I got a warming, but the water

617
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: would still we brown? Brown? Is your brother taking a

618
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: ship in the bath.

619
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 3: And potentially I don't know what he was doing in there,

620
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: like we both play footy in the morning. There brown bath? Right,

621
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 3: he obviously won't draw straws or the rock off or whatever,

622
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: and then I'm in there in his filth.

623
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I had to share with my brother, which

624
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: I'm pretty angry. It's spoken like a true younger child,

625
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: by the way, because I was the older child that

626
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: I didn't have to suffer any of this. I also

627
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: come from a tight ass family and no offense Mum

628
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: and dad. But my god, you cut some corners.

629
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I had to share my brother's mouthguard.

630
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: That's off what It wouldn't even fit you. It didn't

631
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: quite fit me. But I was like, yeah, we're right,

632
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: same g. They were expensive guards, very expensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait,

633
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: he'd finish the game.

634
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, toss it to me. I'll give it a rinse.

635
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: Obviously give it a rins. Eventually, when I got old enough,

636
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: I got my own, but for my first few junior years,

637
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 3: I was wearing his.

638
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 2: Were used to mine. Just don't seem that bad now,

639
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: Like we used to share, Like we used to have

640
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: share CDs, so you get the CD for like a

641
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: couple of days.

642
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: What are you complaining about sharing CDs?

643
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: Up any more of my examples? That was my worst guards?

644
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: Christ Oh, No, we used to Also, we used to

645
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: have this electric heater. Did you ever have a heater

646
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: in the winter, you know, like one of those like

647
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: we can get winters. I mean we didn't get heat.

648
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 2: It wasn't I wasn't allowed access to winter. My brother

649
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: had to have it first. We went to hypernation.

650
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: No, we won't allowed heaters in the house because I

651
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 3: want the fire hazard right.

652
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: We used to have one of those little electric heaters

653
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: when it was winter, and we'd all'd sit in front

654
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: of it when you got cold out of the shower

655
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: or the bath to get changed, and we used to

656
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 2: have to share that. That was always a bonding moment.

657
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: When you were button naked with your lit brother, you

658
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: make on the because you just got out of the shower.

659
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: You put it to the barn to share it. Ow

660
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Speaker 2: A thirty one six five, we're asking what did your

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Speaker 2: parents make your share when you're a kids again. I

662
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Speaker 2: was one of four. My examples have been trumped by yours.

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Speaker 2: Would so I'd like to tell this from the perspective

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Speaker 2: of my youngest brother, because he copped it. We used

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Speaker 2: to share the Mom and dad bought one Razor scooter

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Speaker 2: between four of us because they weren't expensive. They were

667
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Speaker 2: like three hundred bucks of Razors scooter.

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Speaker 3: I should have got some e bugs four e bugs

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Speaker 3: for the price of a razor.

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Speaker 2: I think you found out very quickly when you got

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Speaker 2: a knee bug. You know, once your first kid broke

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Speaker 2: its arm that you probably needed to invested something a

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Speaker 2: bit more sturdy. Yeah, so we had one Razor scooter

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Speaker 2: between four and looking back on it, because my youngest

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Speaker 2: brother would always get the final turn and on it.

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Speaker 2: You know when you used to have the break on

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Speaker 2: the back. Yeah, the skirt the foot break, which is genius,

678
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Speaker 2: but because it had been used so much, the back

679
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 2: wheel was like the size of a cheese. He could

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00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: never get any friction with the break on until he

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00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 2: had to use his foot, which eventually led to him

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Speaker 2: breaking his arms. So let's go to Daisy five. Daisy,

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Speaker 2: what did you have to share as a kid.

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Speaker 8: A game boy?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Cool?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So what was the policy your parents were running was it?

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Speaker 3: Was it a time thing or was it a day

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Speaker 3: thing or what's the story?

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Speaker 8: I have no idea. Every Christmas, my sister and I

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00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 8: would get a Santa sack full of gifts and then

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Speaker 8: there'd be stuff in the middle that we had to share,

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Speaker 8: and my sister was like, are.

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Speaker 7: You for real?

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Speaker 3: It's just more pain for the parents as well, because

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Speaker 3: again policing it is so.

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Speaker 2: Well, who's saving the game? There is the most important

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00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: part though, Daisy, Like, what was your go to a game?

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Speaker 2: Pokemon Red Pokemon blue.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, you obviously think I'm a lot younger than

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Speaker 8: I am. We only had Tetris at the time, bloody hell,

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Speaker 8: and so we'd play ten lines each, but whenever she

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Speaker 8: got to whenever she got to the ninth line, she'd

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Speaker 8: get one of the four lines, and then that would

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Speaker 8: take it up to thirteen, and then I'd only be

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Speaker 8: able to get seven lines.

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Speaker 2: Joe, sit up. So she got the bonus at nine.

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Speaker 2: She sent the rules as well. She knew very well

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Speaker 2: what she was doing there. Oh that is great. That's

712
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: so grim, wife, Joe. What did you have to share

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Speaker 2: his kids?

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Speaker 5: I had to share clothes. I was the youngest of

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Speaker 5: four girls, and my mom used to dress us all

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Speaker 5: the same. So I would literally wear the same shirt

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Speaker 5: for ten years, because as I grew out of the

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00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 5: one I had, she'd give me another one that was

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Speaker 5: the same top.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you you once had the new shirt, but

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Speaker 3: because your mum bought the same shirt a larger size

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Speaker 3: for your older sister, it would like have a rebirth.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I had three sisters, and so I Jesus

724
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Speaker 5: the other day just to say, this woman has traumatized

725
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Speaker 5: me for my life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, troll, your mum on Facebook, Joe.

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Speaker 5: God love, she's in heaven, but I did.

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Speaker 3: Just get her when she's dead. Good, good work, Joe.

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00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: That's the best way to do it. Wait, wait for

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Speaker 3: the funeral, and now I'll Talkture on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I feel going to join the convo here. I mean,

733
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Speaker 2: I'm going to be grilling Woody about it anyway, But

734
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 2: if you want to get involved, what's the best way

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Speaker 2: to send a rig shot without the person you're messaging

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Speaker 2: knowing that you're sending a rig shot? So classic? The

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Speaker 2: classic is your hot dogs or leggs? You know, I

738
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Speaker 2: feel like that was a long time ago.

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Speaker 7: Though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're really showing in your age here in

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Speaker 2: twenty eleven. But that was just the original. I'm not

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Speaker 2: sending you a photo of my legs. This is more

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Speaker 2: of a mysterious you know, do you think it's hot

744
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: dogs or not. It's a fun game. It was a

745
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: fun game. But now I feel like these days you've

746
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Speaker 2: got to be a little bit more careful than just

747
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Speaker 2: saying like you know, I'm going to have another awful example.

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Speaker 2: Please do, please do have a look at this shell

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Speaker 2: I found on the beach, and there you are in

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Speaker 2: a bikini, Like, that's not need.

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Speaker 3: To take a photo of the shell, though, but that

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Speaker 3: what people do those woulds I've been a bit more

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Speaker 3: crazy than that, I imagine.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm saying though, Like if you need

755
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: to be more subtle than that these days, don't you?

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Speaker 3: Because I think at the mon where our society stands,

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00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 3: if you take a photo in a mirror and you

758
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 3: deliberately go how good is my body?

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00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks you're a tool, and I think that's but

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00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: that's okay, you know, once you're at that point, Oh

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00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: just send to your partner, yeah absolutely, yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 2: if you try, if you're just getting to know someone,

763
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: they go, hey, how good's my nude body?

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Speaker 3: It's like tool, I mean tickets. You got yourself right,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: So where's the line there though, because then like this

767
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 2: is almost like a professional fowl in sport. You know

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00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: you need to disguise the fowl well enough, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and if you can do it with a bit of humor. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So the reason we're talking about this is because we

771
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Speaker 2: were talking about when you and your partner Mimmi were

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00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: first texting on Friday, and she claimed that you sent

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Speaker 2: a rig shot. Yeah, you fired a shot back, saying

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Speaker 2: that she sent the first rig shot, which she disguised

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Speaker 2: as taking a bottle of wine out for a walk.

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Speaker 3: For a walk, Yeah, shocking excuse. He wasn't very creative.

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00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: Mim said I'm going to go for a walk now

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Speaker 3: with the wine, and then held a wine bottle up.

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Speaker 3: But clearly she took a photo and it was just

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Speaker 3: all rig right.

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Speaker 12: Mim, And how good was that?

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00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 2: So she did that and then I actually so I

783
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Speaker 2: taking the piss out of her.

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Speaker 3: I then said, yeah, I'm just hanging up the washing, right,

785
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: and then you could just see a tiny bit of

786
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 3: washing behind me on a clothes horse. Yeah, and in

787
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 3: front of it was just rig But that was me

788
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: taking the piss out of her, right, That was that

789
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: was the bands, you know.

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Speaker 2: That's that's why we're six months on.

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00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 3: Very exciting, right. Do you have any other questions to

792
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 3: move away from you?

793
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: I'm feeling increasingly sick Analise, who's a producer and she's

794
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: in the dating game. She's much much younger and cooler

795
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: than we are. Analse, how much do you have to

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00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 2: disguise that you're sending a rig shot? Like what's the line, I.

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00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 6: Would say, you want to keep it to a point

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00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 6: where it's not like look at me, look at me,

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Speaker 6: but also where you're still able to go take a

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Speaker 6: take a look.

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00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's got to be there. So there's got

802
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: to be a gag there somewhere in the foreground.

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Speaker 3: You had an example pre show, I think analyst, didn't you.

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00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've had a few times.

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00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 6: But there's like the example of like on my Instagram

806
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 6: where I've posted like a bit of a rig shot.

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00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 3: But to take the attention away.

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00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 6: That it is a rig shot, like I've captioned it, Oh,

809
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 6: can someone tell my siblings to clean the bathroom?

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00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: So obviously obviously is a dirty bathroom you in the

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Speaker 2: bathroom in the photo.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 2: So dirty. But there's also a bit of a rig there.

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Speaker 6: If you want to take a look.

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Speaker 2: Very good, very good. So the bathroom is the baths

816
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Speaker 2: room the only happy hunting ground for you? Like what

817
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: other gear of you going with?

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Speaker 6: I mean this is the earlier in the before the

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Speaker 6: show we were talking about, like you know when you're

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Speaker 6: like similar to what mim did you take having a

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00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 6: snack or something? But yeah, you take a picture of

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Speaker 6: the snack with your body in the background, snack for me,

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00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 6: snack for you.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm learning is this is not subtle at all.

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Speaker 2: There's no there's no real hiding from anything. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 7: See what you're hearing.

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