Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No, you know. I had it in the car on
Speaker 3: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 3: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 3: ants out of a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 3: Being fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 3: Goodness. May is.
Speaker 1: Just still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 4: in the opener this season.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo.
Speaker 3: Here you go bite here and his time Mitchell kok
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Darland. So it's so good to be here.
Speaker 3: Thank you the adoration. I'm here.
Speaker 2: Okay, show me one message?
Speaker 3: I got a few? Actually, is it probably says a
Speaker 3: lot about me that people thought I was ill. So
Speaker 3: many people get.
Speaker 2: Better, I know because there was there were two factors,
Speaker 2: the fact that you weren't on the episode last week
Speaker 2: and we didn't do an Instagram live. People like there
Speaker 2: must be something seriously wrong.
Speaker 3: What did you say? What was your excuse for me?
Speaker 2: I just said, Mitch is the way this week, and that's.
Speaker 3: Brave, very brave. What do you mean, just bridges? It's
Speaker 3: a nice thing.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to tell them why you're away?
Speaker 3: I know, no, thank you, I'd appreciate it, not but
Speaker 3: I'm back.
Speaker 2: It's good to be here, price keeper, Jenna. Our third
Speaker 2: wheel is a course on board.
Speaker 3: The Usual Eye, Jenna. Great to have you here too, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you, Jenna? I'll save it for later,
Speaker 2: But I had a dream about you last night. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't do anything embarrassing. Don't worry. Okay, you come
Speaker 2: off quite good in the dream.
Speaker 3: Was it one of your wet dreams? We know you
Speaker 3: have them every second week? You do you slip inside
Speaker 3: through that bet of yours? Can you not, Jenner? Imagine
Speaker 3: this is I'm sorry, but you have I've never had one,
Speaker 3: and you have a dozen of them.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have a dozen a year. But actually
Speaker 2: I think the one I spoke about on the podcast
Speaker 2: would have been the most recent I haven't had.
Speaker 3: My sins was that this year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this year probably. But the reason I brought it
Speaker 2: up is because it was a dry dream. It's like
Speaker 2: I had a dream that I had a wet dream
Speaker 2: and I woke up going, oh, there's going to be
Speaker 2: a mess, and there wasn't, and I was like, thank.
Speaker 3: God, isn't that sad? You have wet dreams? And I
Speaker 3: just have dreams that I've pissed myself. I have them
Speaker 3: all the time. My wet dreams are just me winging.
Speaker 2: I wonder if this is something I should bring up
Speaker 2: with Patrick the therapist. But I often have recurring dreams
Speaker 2: about just tripping and smacking all my teeth out.
Speaker 3: Oh I know why this is really. On my radio show,
Speaker 3: I do dream decoding with Georgina Walker, who I think
Speaker 3: would be a good guest for this show. We should
Speaker 3: get GJ.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should give her a ring?
Speaker 3: Do you want to ring? Gg?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Well? She gets very put off. She likes to be paid,
Speaker 3: she doesn't like she doesn't do free pro bono.
Speaker 2: Work fair enough, Okay, we'll forget about it.
Speaker 3: We can set it up. I'm going to a seven.
Speaker 2: You can just tell me now you're about to tell
Speaker 2: me what the meaning was.
Speaker 3: Anything to do with losing teeth We've done dream decoding
Speaker 3: on my show for a year is anxiety. It's anxiety, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But like losing teeth in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 2: because mine is specifically tripping and just smacking them on
Speaker 2: different places that knock them all out, like the corner
Speaker 2: of the bench or a rock or maybe like the
Speaker 2: bathroom is sink. It happens not all the time, but
Speaker 2: at least a couple of times a month.
Speaker 3: That's that's an awful dream to have. You kind of
Speaker 3: jolt in that dream. Don't you like that you feel
Speaker 3: the pain?
Speaker 2: Don't feel the pain, but I just can you imagine it? Like, logistically,
Speaker 2: what do you do from there? I've got no teeth.
Speaker 3: Even would be like, I'm fucked. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: Even the dentists would be like, okay, I can fit
Speaker 2: you in a month, and then what do you do
Speaker 2: in the meantime? Yeah, it's more just the admint that
Speaker 2: I'm scared of.
Speaker 3: Oh, God, that'd be dn't you have to get an orthodontist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the difference.
Speaker 3: They do wires and things, braces and you.
Speaker 5: Have to go to a periodist that I went to.
Speaker 2: Just don't make words implants.
Speaker 3: Well, we can talk to Georgina off the air, but yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I have I know all I need to know Nowah,
Speaker 2: apparently we haven't been feeling anxious recently.
Speaker 3: Interesting but not interest right, Well, it's great to be back.
Speaker 3: The show is back, and we've got an announcement obviously.
Speaker 3: You know, if you follow us on Instagram, a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches that were's some new merch around But that's yes.
Speaker 2: Linking Viio the new merch. And I will just say
Speaker 2: this straight off the bat. We're running the show this time.
Speaker 2: So if you bought something from our most recent summer
Speaker 2: merch job and you were one of the people that
Speaker 2: was complaining to us, why is this taken forever? Don't worry.
Speaker 2: We've sacked those dogs. We're just running the show ourselves.
Speaker 3: You should have seen Mitchell fire them, Jenna. It was
Speaker 3: which it was. It was actually kind of a turn on.
Speaker 3: They cried the words that he brought up.
Speaker 2: Well, it was supposed to be fucking summer merch and
Speaker 2: they didn't even send it out until it was bloody
Speaker 2: stone cold out there.
Speaker 3: I know they're like, it'd be nine to twelve weeks.
Speaker 3: There's three seasons in nine to twelve weeks anyway, I
Speaker 3: don't know. But a new merge which we're handling ourselves,
Speaker 3: so you'll get it and what details on that to come? Yeah,
Speaker 3: or if it's your first time listening it is it
Speaker 3: just me every week Mitch and I bring in Is
Speaker 3: it just me and ijem as we like to call them,
Speaker 3: Something we've noticed, something we have or appreciate. Mine is
Speaker 3: something that I think is going to make a comeback,
Speaker 3: and I'm hoping makes a comeback. It's a piece of
Speaker 3: tech that I really want to come back into fashion.
Speaker 2: The Nintendo DS Chat, can I just say pickto chat
Speaker 2: was great for a sleepover, but you had to be
Speaker 2: within three meters of the person for the message to sound.
Speaker 2: It really was pointless and it took for ever to type.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, the little words was so small. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I would do that the dip of my dearth stylust,
Speaker 3: so it would I think I'd pick my teeth with
Speaker 3: it and it wou wouldn't type on it and my
Speaker 3: screen was all scratched.
Speaker 2: I've become addicted to picking my teeth, by the way,
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the flying Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I do it too. Have you got those little Christmas
Speaker 2: tree things them?
Speaker 3: What size are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know the pictures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to pick your size like zero, one, zero,
Speaker 3: two zero.
Speaker 2: I went up to one because there wasn't much of
Speaker 2: a gap between my teeth for a while. But I've
Speaker 2: gone up to a one from a zero.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I remember I got the one that
Speaker 3: was too big for ages because I'm an idiot. I
Speaker 3: don't read, and I was like jamming it in. There
Speaker 3: was blood. God, my dead to be proud of me,
Speaker 3: Like no, it just was shoving a fucking eat him
Speaker 3: on the fire flight tooth talk, it is just guess
Speaker 3: what I went to my dentist. Guys, I don't know
Speaker 3: if you've noticed, but I am developing a midlife tooth
Speaker 3: gap show in between the two front teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I can breathe through it.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: I can also spray water through it, suld I spray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you how to do it at me.
Speaker 2: Just don't get it on the radio PI.
Speaker 5: MacBook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pop Jackie Nort's jacket over it. There isn't that
Speaker 2: powerful everywhere? That stream was quite ferocious.
Speaker 3: It's like Mitchell right before he doves off to sleep.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't expect it to be that powerful.
Speaker 3: Sorry, your part of my part and gotta cut downstairs too.
Speaker 2: Am I going first? But these it just me?
Speaker 3: You can go first?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go Bradley, Thank you Darling?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Does focus music piss you off?
Speaker 3: A focus or in general music that's meant to make?
Speaker 2: Oh, just anything like you know how you look up
Speaker 2: on YouTube focused music or I looked it up on
Speaker 2: Spotify today because I was trying to get quite a
Speaker 2: few things done before I came to the studio and
Speaker 2: I was like, right, focus Mitchell, and I put it
Speaker 2: on and I was like, this is just annoying. This
Speaker 2: isn't helping me focus one bit.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends because sometimes that people need different types
Speaker 3: of music like pump up? Do you need zen? What
Speaker 3: kind of I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just clicked the first thing that came up when
Speaker 2: I searched focus music, and it was the supporter with me.
Speaker 2: Does it not fucking RCU. It's a bit grim, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I still listen to this when I was in you twelve.
Speaker 3: You know this track? Yep. Now, this to me is
Speaker 3: Betty Davis was killed? Who killed her? We still don't know.
Speaker 3: He's twelve pound investigative serious, it's.
Speaker 2: My imagination started to wander. Wasn't helping with the focus.
Speaker 2: I was literally in my head picturing like they've spent
Speaker 2: the whole episode looking for this missing girl, and then
Speaker 2: this is the music they play when someone walks in
Speaker 2: and goes detectives. We found a body, and then it
Speaker 2: like cuts to them at the park. They lift up
Speaker 2: the tarp that's Siena, that's her, and then go to
Speaker 2: app break. That's what this music is. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be focusing, and that's what's going through
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's just a thing. I don't know if that's
Speaker 3: everyone does.
Speaker 6: Yah.
Speaker 2: I just find that like music, it makes me feel things.
Speaker 2: So I need something that I'm just not thinking at all.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of brown noise? I beg your pardon
Speaker 2: brown noise?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: What's brown noise?
Speaker 2: I really don't know. I saw something on TikTok apparently
Speaker 2: it's good for ADHD similar Yeah, actually yeah, just go
Speaker 2: on YouTube and look up brown noise. I'm sure it's there.
Speaker 2: Talk about that haunting, right, it's not fucking relaxing or
Speaker 2: focusing at all.
Speaker 3: All right, let me have a look.
Speaker 2: So brown noise, from what I can gather, white noise
Speaker 2: is like it chills you out. That's good for going
Speaker 2: to sleep. But then brown noise is kind of meant
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 3: You switch on? Is that true?
Speaker 2: I think I don't google it?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. So this is brown noise?
Speaker 4: Can Oh it's like a plane. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, now you've said that I won't be able to
Speaker 2: done here.
Speaker 3: Oh it sounds like we're just in a wind tunnel.
Speaker 2: Hang on, this is this is interesting. I just tried
Speaker 2: to google the difference between white noise and brown noise,
Speaker 2: and the top search is white noise versus pink noise.
Speaker 2: What the pink noise?
Speaker 3: Because hold on, can we just all agree brown noise
Speaker 3: isn't doing it for me?
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it is an eighty HD thing because it
Speaker 2: helped me.
Speaker 3: Let me try pink noise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look up pink noise. I've never heard of that,
Speaker 2: ship I know white noise is what my sister uses
Speaker 2: to put in the background when just putting the kids
Speaker 2: to sleep. Brown noise is what I used to focus.
Speaker 3: Isn't this weird? I've just googled pink noise.
Speaker 2: So this is.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm focused.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just makes me like because I'm an MP.
Speaker 2: I just think of the times I've been scorned by
Speaker 2: my non existent X.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck, then you'll get ten hours of pink noise.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like that. I know TV static.
Speaker 2: That's like the studio is malfunctioning.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we'll give it a second. Now, I feel
Speaker 3: like a seashell all.
Speaker 2: You put the shell up to here, you can hear
Speaker 2: the ocean.
Speaker 3: I used to believe that, by the way, I used
Speaker 3: to go, okay.
Speaker 2: Alright, I was. I was onto it. Even as a child.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck up, that sounds nothing like the ocean.
Speaker 3: You would be too practical for that ship.
Speaker 2: But no, it didn't sound anything like the ocean.
Speaker 3: Give me a random color, mich I'm just going to
Speaker 3: see if it exists throughly and.
Speaker 2: Thrulyian noise.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't exist, damn it.
Speaker 2: What about magenta magenta noise?
Speaker 3: Magenta oh it exists?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Oh this is the caption. Is magenta noise the new
Speaker 3: pink noise? Wow? Alright, let's go.
Speaker 2: No, that's worse.
Speaker 3: I just allowed a beach just further into the sea
Speaker 3: the tides come in. Yeah, you know what, hayd and
Speaker 3: I listen to to get to sleep. This every night,
Speaker 3: every single night?
Speaker 2: Does that help?
Speaker 3: Puts me to bed like a baby? I'm out like
Speaker 3: a lie.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't mind having my my air purify on
Speaker 2: that puts me to sleep. Just a bit of white noise,
Speaker 2: funnily enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah, white noise? Interesting?
Speaker 2: What about can you look up spiced nutmeg noise? That's
Speaker 2: a nice color. Yeah, hog's bristle half noise?
Speaker 3: No, no, don't come up, doesn't exist? Damn it anyway.
Speaker 2: Focus music's bullshit. Get around the brown noise? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 3: Could we create our own noise? Like what if I you?
Speaker 3: Can you loop this? Mitchell? Just me exhaling and this
Speaker 3: could begem noise? Go, wow, that could be relaxing. Just
Speaker 3: so okay, that sounded like those little cherubs that they
Speaker 3: pull out of the bush and Harry.
Speaker 2: Potter the man drags anyway, are you going to do
Speaker 2: your youth it to me or what?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, I'm ready here, we got Brady, come in, bitch?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it time for the voicemail to make its comeback?
Speaker 2: No? Oh no no? Why why as in leaving them.
Speaker 3: Leaving, receiving, sending, listening, keeping, cherishing.
Speaker 2: Record are in there? All of mine get kept now
Speaker 2: because you know how, I think it depends on what
Speaker 2: type of ife on you use. But instead of calling
Speaker 2: the number and they read the voicemail to you, you know how,
Speaker 2: it's like received fifteen, they just kind of send them
Speaker 2: like voice memos.
Speaker 3: Now, yes, that's what, that's what. That's my point.
Speaker 5: Why can't I get thought?
Speaker 3: What's I've got? That's what I've got? Gods, don't worry
Speaker 3: and bringing it. I got, I got the yes, so
Speaker 3: I for years was with Optist Jenna, who you with Telstra? Okay,
Speaker 3: Optus do not allow the voice message style voicemail system
Speaker 3: on your iPhone?
Speaker 2: I think they do allow because I'm on upto what
Speaker 2: that shit? Read it?
Speaker 3: And wait, bitch, well but you only just got that,
Speaker 3: like you said, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was only the three then update like when
Speaker 2: I got this phone.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So here's the.
Speaker 4: Thing because moment's just like this cool voicemail.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, read it to you.
Speaker 3: Because here's the thing that I've got no time for
Speaker 3: one to three, Fuck her right off. But what I
Speaker 3: have time for is voice messages because we send voice
Speaker 3: messages twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: I'm sending like voice messages to people in the chat.
Speaker 2: But I don't want them to leave me a fucking voicemail.
Speaker 2: I don't think I even have a greeting on there?
Speaker 3: Can I just say, there's nothing better than screening a
Speaker 3: call and getting a voicemail and knowing instantly who it is.
Speaker 3: Because there's nothing worse than getting a call and they
Speaker 3: don't leave a voicemail. You go, oh, who is it? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'll never know the mystery because I don't want to
Speaker 3: call them bag yeah I.
Speaker 2: Voice yeah, and that never really works.
Speaker 3: I've been on who Called Me? Dot com?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What happens if you put your own number into who
Speaker 2: Called Me? To have they got you registered?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, try that because I don't think they'd have many
Speaker 2: people registered, would they?
Speaker 3: No? No way. Well, you know what else is a
Speaker 3: little phone tip? If you type their mobile number into Facebook.
Speaker 3: If their mobile number is linked to their profile. Their
Speaker 3: profile comes up and you get okay, well hack everyone,
Speaker 3: here we go reverse phone look up. Oh no, there
Speaker 3: is no there's no info on this number.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I don't reckon those websites really work because I
Speaker 2: do the same thing as Jenne. I google it, being
Speaker 2: like who the fuck was that?
Speaker 3: I'm just googling it.
Speaker 2: It takes me a lot to actually work up the
Speaker 2: motivation to make a phone call. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 2: prefer voice messaging. You can just do it on the go.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. It's time for voicemails to make
Speaker 3: their trying messages. Oh shit, okay, there.
Speaker 2: With messages because then they can reply in their time.
Speaker 2: And also, the thing I love about it is no
Speaker 2: one interrupts me in my voice messages. Oh true, I
Speaker 2: can finish.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Oh, there's nothing worse than a phone call
Speaker 3: that you don't want to be in. Oh isn't that
Speaker 3: a hell on it?
Speaker 2: Do you have any friends that they say anyway, I
Speaker 2: better go and then keep talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's you. I'm not think it's you,
Speaker 3: or I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 2: You gotta go?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two loo now let's hear and
Speaker 1: is it just you?
Speaker 3: All right, it's time to hear from one of you guys.
Speaker 3: Don't forget hit up Jenna if you mentioned on the
Speaker 3: show Price Keeping Jenna, and you'll be center price. Yes
Speaker 3: being a part of the show.
Speaker 2: We're bribing you to be. And is it just you
Speaker 2: caller or a voice message if you're a little pussy
Speaker 2: that's okay, yea callers like.
Speaker 3: The lavitae on Instagram or lockey little pussy Beach just
Speaker 3: send a voice message, so he's lockies. Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is it just me? Is the like emoji the most
Speaker 6: condescending emoji ever created? Like when someone leaves like a
Speaker 6: like react, it's like I just feel like they're looking
Speaker 6: down on me and it's not a great feeling.
Speaker 2: Ah god, that is so bang on.
Speaker 3: Wait, I don't get it. What's the like emogi? The
Speaker 3: thumbs up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thumbs up?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's county.
Speaker 2: Or if it reacts with just the thumbs up on
Speaker 2: I message, I think, oh my god, what have I done?
Speaker 2: They're furious at me? And it is something that you
Speaker 2: would do fully aware of how it's coming across. If
Speaker 2: you're like fighting with someone and you want to end
Speaker 2: the conversation.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, it depends on the vibe
Speaker 3: of the friendship and the previous conversation. If you thumb
Speaker 3: up someone in the middle of a fight, that is
Speaker 3: a massive fuck you.
Speaker 4: The most traumatic part is when you accidentally push it,
Speaker 4: because on the right.
Speaker 3: It's always there.
Speaker 2: They're scathing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm quite a rational person. I like to think most
Speaker 2: of the time. But when I get a thumbs up,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so offensive.
Speaker 3: If you ever sent me a thumbs up, I would
Speaker 3: be so pissed off.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that to you because if it just
Speaker 2: frightened the daylights out of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wouldn't talk for it. I wouldn't honestly, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't know what to do to me. I'd freak out.
Speaker 2: Avoid any further messages I send for fear that I'm
Speaker 2: following up on the thumbs up.
Speaker 3: Imagine that work jargon. Hi, just following up on my previous.
Speaker 2: Stay circling back to the thumbs up.
Speaker 3: We really need to seize the thumbs up.
Speaker 2: Where I was coming from when I said that.
Speaker 3: You know what. I don't know if you know this,
Speaker 3: but here's another midch tip. On Instagram. Right, let's go,
Speaker 3: who are messaging? The person that just sent these are
Speaker 3: just you? You know how if you hold down and
Speaker 3: you can just send a little tap response, it's like
Speaker 3: an emoji. You can add your own and you can
Speaker 3: pick did you know that?
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that?
Speaker 3: Yees. So if like we want our igym reply to
Speaker 3: be the crown because all our listeners are royalty, you
Speaker 3: can add that and now every time, actually that's a lot.
Speaker 3: You have to go back an hour.
Speaker 2: You have to look through for the crowd every time.
Speaker 3: But it's in recent. But you can react with any emoji,
Speaker 3: which is cool kid. Yeah, because someone reacted, I was
Speaker 3: like gossiping on Instagram and someone reacted with the tea emoji,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how the fuck do they do? I watched
Speaker 3: in our YouTube tutorial.
Speaker 2: IM sure it wouldn't be that hard to figure out.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could do it.
Speaker 3: You know when you watch a tutorial for one thing
Speaker 3: and then they start with like, hey, like subscribe before
Speaker 3: we get into today's video. O.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true because the thumbs up used to
Speaker 2: be something that they beg for. You'd want a thumbs up,
Speaker 2: but they haven't aged well.
Speaker 3: No, and you know what else? I noticed on YouTube
Speaker 3: they don't have verification ticks. So now I was looking
Speaker 3: at an account. I remember thinking, oh, I don't believe
Speaker 3: you because there was no blue tick.
Speaker 2: I haven't they just got a little black tic next
Speaker 2: to their name, do they? Yeah, you can get verified
Speaker 2: on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry YouTube? Of course Vidcom come two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't been there.
Speaker 3: There then frank in Frank I don't know the original
Speaker 3: she was the original flogger. Let's be real. It was
Speaker 3: a blog. It's a journal, very different to blogging. Has
Speaker 3: anyone read that book?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 5: We had to read it at school?
Speaker 3: Oh? Did you?
Speaker 4: And also I was there so I helped to.
Speaker 3: You sharpened a pencil for it, didn't you.
Speaker 2: I was talking to someone the other day who told
Speaker 2: me that for Year twelve English, instead of having to
Speaker 2: read fucking Shakespeare or any of that rubbish, they got
Speaker 2: to watch Titanic. What I was like, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would have slayed that unit. I mean, I did
Speaker 2: top English in my level, but.
Speaker 3: I haven't met him.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they got to watch Titanic like there,
Speaker 2: you know how they always do the major focus of
Speaker 2: Belonging or Discovery or I had belonging. Yeah, same, and
Speaker 2: there was like disaster or some shit. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think that is though. I think
Speaker 3: that's that must have been a lower level of English,
Speaker 3: because did you have like different classes? We had about
Speaker 3: four clock standard, Advance and Extension.
Speaker 2: Did you have to bring that up? I prefer to
Speaker 2: to say I topped English. I topped stand No I'm
Speaker 2: not talking about you.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. Topping English in any regard is impressive
Speaker 3: and take I can imagine I did basic English and
Speaker 3: I did romula.
Speaker 2: I Standard English was the most basic, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then English is the second language.
Speaker 3: Really, I didn't have that. I'm gonna school in the Shire.
Speaker 3: They were shocked at all, would they? What is your
Speaker 3: second language? Scream A sharkis match?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I don't forget to hit up price. Keep it
Speaker 2: gener for your prize, Dalan. Okay, and if you want
Speaker 2: to get an visit to view on the show, you
Speaker 2: can hit us up at a couple of miches. So
Speaker 2: do you remember how not too long ago on the
Speaker 2: podcast we were talking about alpha male podcasts. I do
Speaker 2: remember that like the straight men with their problematic views
Speaker 2: on podcasts. I spotted something on Instagram and it wasn't
Speaker 2: problematic what they were saying, but I did want to
Speaker 2: bring it to your attention. Have you heard of podcast
Speaker 2: but Outside.
Speaker 3: The name of the podcast, podcast but Outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bunch of American guys. I quite like them. Actually,
Speaker 2: they just host a podcast and they take all their
Speaker 2: equipment outdoors and every episode's in a random spot.
Speaker 3: Oh that's quite funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite funny. Actually, the videos are very good.
Speaker 2: But I spotted this one and it was giving Alpha
Speaker 2: Podcast energy. Even though I don't think these guys are problematic,
Speaker 2: but I'm very keen to hear your thoughts on the
Speaker 2: subject matter. Take a listen.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the Alpha Podcast. Oh that's not the
Speaker 3: name of it.
Speaker 2: That's not the name of it. That's the breed of podcast. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we're talking about down today. But this is the drama
Speaker 2: I'm meant.
Speaker 3: Okay, Harry Potter, the Wizard shit that fish movie, right
Speaker 3: here you go, this is the show.
Speaker 7: I was a bouncer at gay bar for a minute,
Speaker 7: and one of my mean jobs was to like literally
Speaker 7: stop people from sucking each other's ditch in the bathroom.
Speaker 7: I'll be like, hey, y'all, I'm one hundred percent oh
Speaker 7: support shock each other's digs whenever where if you want,
Speaker 7: with one fucking exception, not in my fucking style, homie,
Speaker 7: because I want to keep my job, and so, like
Speaker 7: you know, they'd be like, can.
Speaker 3: We pop off in an alley?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Do what you need to do in the bathroom with
Speaker 3: the pision and ship and ship. But like none of
Speaker 3: number three, I think they missed the point of the bleep.
Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd notice what I noticed.
Speaker 3: Oh. I didn't even care about the slurs. It was
Speaker 3: the missing event.
Speaker 5: I didn't listen to what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Just oh really, please, we're just playing the beep underneath
Speaker 2: the word fuck. That is, do you have a beep
Speaker 2: on your on your system? Over there? Can you find
Speaker 2: a beep?
Speaker 3: It's like having the alfoil that surrounds a panadole instead
Speaker 3: of I'm fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Imagine have you got the beat?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course, Okay, let's try and trying this. Oh, Jenny,
Speaker 2: your dumb slut.
Speaker 3: Miss is the point? You can't you try Jennet's reefat.
Speaker 5: Go fuck yourself?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, me get fucked.
Speaker 2: Oh god, why are we dwelling on this so much?
Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: I don't funk. You're fucking really quiet to be fucking frank,
Speaker 3: you're a can't both of you bitches. Oh and yeah,
Speaker 3: whatever they'll talk about. I mean, gays love to suck
Speaker 3: dick him. I'm sorry, suck break dick.
Speaker 2: Why do they beat that word? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think you bleeve suck. At one point,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be offensive, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't want to offend the faggots you get
Speaker 2: slightly off the mark for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was sorry, that's all right, that's fine, that bleep.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you just got the beef so off the
Speaker 2: mark you fuck with. We've gotten delirious early on. It
Speaker 2: usually happens at the end of the episode that we
Speaker 2: go a bit fucked like this. I just realized that
Speaker 2: Jenna doesn't really swear. We should have milked this.
Speaker 4: I did do it before when I told Mitch to
Speaker 4: go fuck himself.
Speaker 2: No, you meant to do it when she's it's very
Speaker 2: hard to Jenna. Yeah, you're gonna have to conduct okay, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah you whow? She pointed after like she's got such
Speaker 3: low iron levels. I pressed the wrong button. This is nice.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be nicer? Do you know? What did you
Speaker 3: on the fly? Why haven't we reinvented the bleep? You
Speaker 3: seriously got you fucking that's nicer. It's like ad music.
Speaker 2: What about instead of a beep to sense the words out?
Speaker 2: It was just someone screaming like you mean, oh my god,
Speaker 2: get see that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: I agree that'd be better. Do you know what else?
Speaker 3: Would you? What do you? Jenna?
Speaker 2: I agree?
Speaker 3: What would you like to replace it with?
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Making you a question? Answerer?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Distracted?
Speaker 2: He's padding out because he's looking for one that he's
Speaker 2: already thought of.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you, Jenna. Now you ruined the gag. But
Speaker 3: I was gonna before gone. Or you could have a
Speaker 3: party while you mother bitch?
Speaker 5: Actually a whistle?
Speaker 3: You want to whistle?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay? Sure, like a comical whistle? Yeah yeah, okay, So
Speaker 3: go for it. What are you going to say?
Speaker 5: All of you dumb slots?
Speaker 3: Actually good.
Speaker 2: Yet? Now don't say sluts over the top. Actually just
Speaker 2: let them have its moment.
Speaker 5: I hate all of you.
Speaker 2: For sake.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: I really quite like that.
Speaker 2: I think that's my face mother.
Speaker 4: Like that.
Speaker 3: I think we have a show bleep everywhow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a pathetic fucking noise though. That party popper
Speaker 2: sounds so depressed. All right? From now, I want to
Speaker 2: have a really shitty steam train, like a model train,
Speaker 2: like who could be king bothered?
Speaker 3: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star leating.
Speaker 2: You're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Al right?
Speaker 2: I believe there's It's not really an intervention now, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: is it No, it's nothing like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, there's a team something you need to admit
Speaker 3: to the team.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know that people find it boring hearing other people
Speaker 2: talk about their dreams, but this one related to you,
Speaker 2: price keeper, Jenna, And it was such an oddly specific
Speaker 2: dream that I had last night. So I had a
Speaker 2: dream that you replaced Brooklyn Ross as the newsreader for
Speaker 2: Kyl and Jakio.
Speaker 3: Oh famed Brooklyn Ross's. He was one on one of
Speaker 3: the very early podcasts of ours, one of the first guests.
Speaker 2: It's like episode eight or something.
Speaker 3: I think he was our first guest. Yeah, fuck, what a.
Speaker 2: Throwback anyway, Yeah, you replaced him as the news reader,
Speaker 2: and it was not unlike the way you are here,
Speaker 2: because he's their third wheel, you know, he's not his
Speaker 2: name's on it in the show, but he chimes in
Speaker 2: just as often as they do. And so you would
Speaker 2: do that, and you read the news bulletins so beautifully.
Speaker 2: It was like good morning, Jenna Benson, with the stories
Speaker 2: you need to know now. But then as soon as
Speaker 2: you weren't news reading anymore and you were just chatting
Speaker 2: with Kyl and JAKIEO, you went back to the Genoino,
Speaker 2: which was not a quivering mess, and I thought, wow,
Speaker 2: I didn't know she had it in it, but they
Speaker 2: loved you. For what it's worth. It wasn't a bad dream.
Speaker 2: The dream doesn't make you look bad at all. But
Speaker 2: I just thought, maybe we should see if she's actually
Speaker 2: got it enough to be a good news reader.
Speaker 3: I wonder I really would have liked to psychoanalyze that
Speaker 3: dream and work out why you had it. Maybe you
Speaker 3: need to be more authoritative and stand up for yourself
Speaker 3: in mitches. Maybe who knows.
Speaker 2: I really think that that's one of those dreams where
Speaker 2: there's no rhyme or reason and just do not get
Speaker 2: Georgina Walker the dream decoder on please, I'm not interested
Speaker 2: in decoding that, all right, Well.
Speaker 3: I can hear. I can get you a copy of
Speaker 3: the news and everything from kids. It's all of your system.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So what I wanted to do was get her to
Speaker 2: read and use bulletin. But I want to get Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: her predecessor in the dream, her predecessor on the line.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can get Yeah, let's get Brooklyn. What for advice?
Speaker 2: Advice? And also I want him to hear the bulletin
Speaker 2: and give feedback, like is she good enough to replace
Speaker 2: him one day? Because I don't know, Maybe he won't
Speaker 2: want to work for Kyle and Jackie forever. He's been
Speaker 2: doing it for years now, and.
Speaker 3: He's been doing TV more and more recently.
Speaker 2: Maybe he wants to Brooklyn's looking for other options than Jenna. Now,
Speaker 2: you should throw your hat in the ring. Is that
Speaker 2: what you do? Throw a hat in the ring?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And journalists love hats. All right, I'm
Speaker 3: calling Brooklyn Ross Okay, hugo, journalist, superstar newsreader on the
Speaker 3: Kyle and Jackie Oh Show.
Speaker 2: You might be having his nap. Hello, Hi, chalk, it's us.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Hi, Hey, I just interrupt your nap. No.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, doess you don't sound it?
Speaker 3: No, sorry, sorry, I'll get back into the she's just
Speaker 3: going over the biking wars in the crime Gangs of Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: Random question? How long have you been doing your job
Speaker 2: with Kyl and Jackie for now?
Speaker 9: I think eight years?
Speaker 3: Eight years?
Speaker 2: Okay, So are you thinking maybe like you'll reach the
Speaker 2: ten year mark and then start looking for other options.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about leaving ever?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: Not really.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, I just want to let you know
Speaker 2: that you do have the option because I reckon Jenna.
Speaker 2: I had a dream last night right where our third wheel,
Speaker 2: Jenna for some reason, was doing your job, took at
Speaker 2: the news reader and she was, you know, chatting with
Speaker 2: Kyle and Jackio during their segments as well, and they
Speaker 2: loved it. She well, we don't know in real life
Speaker 2: if she's going to be good at it. So have
Speaker 2: you got any tips? I'm going to get her to
Speaker 2: audition and show you and you can join.
Speaker 3: Yeah, an you tips for Jenna's first dive into it.
Speaker 9: You've got to be really quick, like if you think
Speaker 9: you're talking fast enough, basically double the speed. I think
Speaker 9: that's what they want, so really quick and still it
Speaker 9: has to make perfect clear sense.
Speaker 2: I've heard some news readers on kids that do not
Speaker 2: talk quickly. Let me just say, you should give that
Speaker 2: tip to some other people in.
Speaker 3: The quite a few of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also, Jenna, well, how do you sort of do
Speaker 3: you steer clear from putting your own personal opinions in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3: Because Jenner is a communist? Should she include that or.
Speaker 9: I support that?
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 9: Kyle would like that. You're basically in your script. You
Speaker 9: have to keep that even and fair. But then if
Speaker 9: you just start talking off script, then yeah, whatever you
Speaker 9: want it.
Speaker 2: I think, well, we've just borrowed one of the scripts
Speaker 2: from someone in the newsroom, so pressure is not on
Speaker 2: you there, Jenna.
Speaker 9: And yes, that is a hard bit, I will tell you,
Speaker 9: so to do it. Well there Jenner writing it finding
Speaker 9: the news.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trying to put like less words less words.
Speaker 3: She wants to be talent waltzy and have it written
Speaker 3: for have an orange juice freshly squeezed on the table.
Speaker 3: All right, So I've got the news everything, I've got
Speaker 3: the bed, you've got the scrip, so just email that
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm kind of confused. I don't understand the screen
Speaker 4: you've got.
Speaker 3: You've got, Brooklyn, any questions. You off to a good start, well,
Speaker 3: wing it okay, okay, yeah, all right, Brooklyn, we need
Speaker 3: advice after this. But this is Jenna's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jenna works for WS. So how do you
Speaker 2: start the news bulletins?
Speaker 9: Yes, would say, hey, I'm Jenna with what you need
Speaker 9: to know now?
Speaker 3: Okay, she's typing that she doesn't know her own name.
Speaker 3: What was that jay word?
Speaker 2: How did you spell it? Okay? So just hi, it's
Speaker 2: standard Benson with the thory that you need to know now.
Speaker 3: And also right at the end, I have the final
Speaker 3: news bulletin before my show starts and they go, it's
Speaker 3: now the Night Show with Mitchture.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can say, and now it's back to a
Speaker 2: couple of mi to perfect great and then oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that done?
Speaker 9: Make it quick?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 9: What you're like?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, I know what I'm like.
Speaker 3: Can you time this perhaps so we have the exact timer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because don't they have to be like sixty
Speaker 2: seconds or say, Brooklyn.
Speaker 9: Ah, there's no strict time. But any more than that,
Speaker 9: I would be I'd be questioning how good you are?
Speaker 2: Good? You're ready, Let's go.
Speaker 3: It's a twelve o'clock bulletin. Here a kiss, kiss news.
Speaker 5: Right now, Hi, it's turning with the stories you need
Speaker 5: to know now.
Speaker 4: Scott Morrison says he's sorry, but reckons he wasn't doing
Speaker 4: anything dodgy when he secretly made himself Minister of five portfolios.
Speaker 4: Some of his colleagues are calling for him to resign
Speaker 4: the x PM, telling Kyle and Jackie, oh, the move
Speaker 4: was necessary during the pandemic.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 9: Okay, this, it's ship.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 5: It's about to play a grab?
Speaker 3: I will ignore that. Yeah, through the grab, we don't know,
Speaker 3: Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 4: Anthony Albanez He says, the whole thing has UN's felt
Speaker 4: it wrong. Anthony abnez He says, a thing has understanmined
Speaker 4: our democracy?
Speaker 2: Did you why do you keep doing that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm waiting because it's supposed to do it sting
Speaker 4: or something. No, it's not through warnings about screening, warnings
Speaker 4: about screening, prescription.
Speaker 5: What this doesn't make sense?
Speaker 4: Okay, A teaching college sounding the alarm over, Oh god,
Speaker 4: did this happen in your dream?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Not. She sounded like.
Speaker 4: A teaching college sounding the alarm over literacy and numeracy tests,
Speaker 4: saying not all brilliant teachers need to be brilliant mathematicians.
Speaker 5: Your sports tech in a sec.
Speaker 4: The NRL says it won't make a call on which
Speaker 4: stadium will host the Grand Final until later in the week.
Speaker 4: There's been speculation the event will stay in Sydney after
Speaker 4: the Arral threatened to acxit over the stadium funding, but
Speaker 4: the NRL insist talks are continuing with the Queensland government
Speaker 4: about a possible shift.
Speaker 5: The kiss cast is next.
Speaker 3: And strike demos and cold and flu relief.
Speaker 2: Gets it done? Always follow the directions for use and.
Speaker 5: Now it's time for Is it just me?
Speaker 2: What the weather?
Speaker 5: There's no weather in here?
Speaker 3: You just said the kids speak.
Speaker 9: Out the window, Jenna say something.
Speaker 5: The weather is currently sunny.
Speaker 2: Look up and on the TV in the studio is
Speaker 2: nineteen degrees and partly cloudy.
Speaker 5: It is the weather.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Whatever you start.
Speaker 9: I think I'm very safe in my job.
Speaker 7: Relief.
Speaker 1: I have a yeah, I mean I like it.
Speaker 9: I like the friendliness in your voice.
Speaker 2: I thought that was nice, thank you, But do you
Speaker 2: want that? When she's talking about devastating ship.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a time and a place for the friendly nurse,
Speaker 9: So just keep that in mind.
Speaker 2: If she was like the five year old girl has
Speaker 2: been kidnapped and stabbed.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Brook, and go with your nap.
Speaker 2: So you really are a command You just read whatever's
Speaker 2: in front of you, wouldn't you, appro says Oh, actually
Speaker 2: AFL is not correct. I'll just correct it in my head.
Speaker 4: No, because I thought maybe it was because it's capital.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's Australian rug you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Just hitting me.
Speaker 2: Jenna is yeah, No, that's a National Rugby League NRL.
Speaker 3: Jennery is a WSFM staff member. Maybe she'd feel more
Speaker 3: at home if I gave her a WSFM intro.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe if there's no pressure for her to
Speaker 2: talk so quickly. Yes, do you have a WSFM script?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which Kate said the ws as well. Oh so
Speaker 3: maybe we could do that, Jenner, if you're comfortable to
Speaker 3: do that, Okay, I feel like that's that's more you anyway.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's sixty second news hit was two
Speaker 2: minutes and eighteen.
Speaker 3: Second Jenna Weather, truly, that's not that's not strong. No, No,
Speaker 3: all right, you're ready.
Speaker 5: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Let's try and do ws you read, just take your
Speaker 3: time with this, no rush and everyone in the car
Speaker 3: will be dead in three to six years. Your city,
Speaker 3: your news, Sydney's one oh one point seven wsfair.
Speaker 5: With your three o'clock update. Good afternoon.
Speaker 4: I'm Jenna Benson. Flowed from the start is how the
Speaker 4: premiere is describing the recruitment process that saw former Deputy
Speaker 4: John Barrellaro awarded a cushy taxpayer funded trade roll in
Speaker 4: New York dominic perrete, handing down the report into the
Speaker 4: recruitment process and promising to implement twelve of the thirteen recommendation.
Speaker 2: A WSFM that the traffic has it. This will put
Speaker 2: me asleep behind the wheel.
Speaker 4: Including rules about how long ministers have to wait before
Speaker 4: accepting public sector jobs post politics.
Speaker 2: Oh good job, great, that's done, well done. I couldn't
Speaker 2: sit through their whole three minute vullatin.
Speaker 3: Well you know it's natural after that. WUSFM time saber.
Speaker 4: Traffic partly cloudy skies with the chance of showers.
Speaker 3: With the traffic.
Speaker 2: Oh so traffic. WSFM don't have traffic. They're like, no,
Speaker 2: no need to bush, you're retired.
Speaker 3: All of our listeners have lost their license from the
Speaker 3: age of eighty. You can no longer drive. Oh, Jenna,
Speaker 3: that's tough. News reading is a tough gig. It is
Speaker 3: for your first go though. I think you did well.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I used to be a news reader in
Speaker 2: the two with the ur Newds through them back in
Speaker 2: the day get out live or yeah yeah live. It
Speaker 2: was fucked really yeah, that's There was a brief period
Speaker 2: when I first moved to Sydney that I thought I
Speaker 2: wanted to be a journalist, but then I realized I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about the news and really kind
Speaker 2: of a credential of being a news reader.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want me to. I can get you
Speaker 3: a news one if you want to.
Speaker 2: We don't need to keep playing around. Well, body proved
Speaker 2: my worth in my two with the Artic.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. If there's any news you could deliver,
Speaker 3: I think it's.
Speaker 1: News news.
Speaker 3: Gas, that's what that was. Lady Gaga's currently on her
Speaker 3: chrematicable to her and she's slaying the boots down house.
Speaker 3: I hate gay news. I'm an advocate for gay people,
Speaker 3: but you watch news, what are you referring to when
Speaker 3: they're talking about like, oh, this one's for the girls
Speaker 3: and the gays and it's just some Gaga story or
Speaker 3: some American horror story spin off.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're not far off the mar But imagine
Speaker 2: that's a lot of people that actually watch news, Like
Speaker 2: a stay at home mum in the suburb and then
Speaker 2: she hears and now it's side for gay news and
Speaker 2: she's like, Sebastian, get down stairs.
Speaker 3: Your news is also entertainment news. I do it on
Speaker 3: my radio show. It's just like it's everything is It's
Speaker 3: like nothing is real. We make it all up.
Speaker 2: How dare you we do thorough fact checking on trash Alley?
Speaker 3: It's true. No, not that show. I'm talking about the
Speaker 3: fake ones.
Speaker 2: You know your show.
Speaker 3: No, My show's very My tie up is very factually
Speaker 3: tie with that penfold? Do do the tie up? It's
Speaker 3: like my celebrity go segment every night? Okay, cool that
Speaker 3: penfold does this tie up?
Speaker 5: Oh okay cool?
Speaker 3: Very fun every night?
Speaker 2: No, when did I ask?
Speaker 3: Excuse you?
Speaker 2: I stole that joke from Jackie. Oh I saw her
Speaker 2: say that once. That was absolutely killed.
Speaker 3: It really cuts.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you telling me about? That?
Speaker 3: Gets you in the guts? All right? Should we go? Everyone?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We better yeah, you probably should. To be honest, we
Speaker 3: really should.
Speaker 2: Don't give up your day job, Jenner.
Speaker 5: No, I won't pee.
Speaker 3: I won't rip up your resignation.
Speaker 5: Well you need that gig, yeah, absolute.
Speaker 2: How long have you been doing your current job for
Speaker 2: Johnson and Amanda?
Speaker 5: It would be two and a half years?
Speaker 3: Is that all?
Speaker 2: But before that I was still in something. Surely that's
Speaker 2: not correct? Oh yeah, right right, Okay, how long have
Speaker 2: you been in the walls?
Speaker 5: Four and a half years?
Speaker 2: Interesting, that's longer than I was in the walls. So yeah,
Speaker 2: leaving soon, wouldn't he? Well, I was like three years
Speaker 2: and eleven months, so I just round up to four years.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm at seven and nine months ago. Holy fuck,
Speaker 3: I know eight years is a long time.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Anyway, when did I ask, you really need to set
Speaker 3: it up? Don't you ship? When?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, when I was working here a few
Speaker 2: years ago?
Speaker 3: When like, when I was working now?
Speaker 2: When and then you go? When do they ask?
Speaker 9: If?
Speaker 3: Don't you go? When what you need to say? When? What? No?
Speaker 2: You decide answering the question? They don't guarantee of how
Speaker 2: the person is going to against them.
Speaker 3: It's like this great interview with RuPaul and Graham Norton
Speaker 3: where he goes, he has all these little he has
Speaker 3: like five or six catchphrases that he has, like if
Speaker 3: he doesn't know what to say, he just says these things.
Speaker 3: So there's one that he said that when you're in
Speaker 3: a room with someone or at a dinner party with
Speaker 3: friends and someone leaves and they come back in. When
Speaker 3: they walk in, you go, okay, go on, tell her
Speaker 3: to her face funny, just stirs up shit.
Speaker 2: You know, I just love because I've been watching drag Race.
Speaker 2: I keep making these dumb jokes. Like earlier when you
Speaker 2: said that you're with Telstra, I had to stop myself
Speaker 2: from saying Telstra hardly Knowah, Oh, it's.
Speaker 3: So dumb, but I love it. Everywhere they go, how's
Speaker 3: your head? And the girls always gonna haven't got any complaints?
Speaker 3: So they do it every year. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It was one season almost as ridiculous as that outfit Wow, Sassy,
Speaker 2: the outfit jokes kill every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you watching drag Race, Jenna? I am this season?
Speaker 5: Yep, get out, yep, I am.
Speaker 3: Are you listening to drag Race debrief?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 3: I am thankful?
Speaker 2: Shit, she asked me earlier. How's it going?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Is that funny? I don't listen when there's a guest
Speaker 3: host on. Jenna doesn't listen when she's not on.
Speaker 5: I did listen to all right hey though, Oh good girl,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate this.
Speaker 3: The oh I didn't think, oh, because she crushed a
Speaker 3: car so she.
Speaker 1: Can't side.
Speaker 3: She check, she'd fat check. That's not nice.
Speaker 2: I didn't say.
Speaker 3: It was very nice of him to come on.
Speaker 2: Oh God, anyway, are we leaving or what? Yeah? Yeah
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Speaker 3: I'm a glorious They're blue and blue and yellow ones.
Speaker 2: You know how I feel about the gender neutral yellow color,
Speaker 2: of course, and yellow is my favorite color.
Speaker 3: Absolutely do it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the blue is gorgeous. It looks like it
Speaker 2: was matured compared to last year's mugs with that baby
Speaker 2: pink thing.
Speaker 3: So yeah, all the mugs are available.
Speaker 2: And if you missed out on one of our pop
Speaker 2: sockets when we did that horrific summer merch drop, don't worry.
Speaker 2: They're for sale again. It's all up on our merch website.
Speaker 3: On Instagram and pop Socket. I use it every day,
Speaker 3: day in day out. This has not sometimes I have.
Speaker 2: Look, I just noticed, remember how we have the competition,
Speaker 2: who could sell more? You were selling blue, I was
Speaker 2: selling yellow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite color. I don't give a
Speaker 3: shit about the blue. I love yellow.
Speaker 2: Oh look at that. I did say all along that
Speaker 2: the yellow one was cute. But we've alsosly got pink
Speaker 2: ones pink ones ever for sale, So it's the first
Speaker 2: time you're able to buy a pink pop socket. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's all there on the website. So we'll get
Speaker 2: them to your asap because we're doing it ourselves. Because
Speaker 2: if you want something done right, you do it yourself.
Speaker 3: I will say that there's one limited edition mug. Has
Speaker 3: it sold me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh it's solid within minutes. Wow. I have found
Speaker 2: this old mug from last year and one of the
Speaker 2: season three ones, and I didn't sell it because Mitch
Speaker 2: graffiti on it, like he gave me a mono brow
Speaker 2: you do freckles on your face. And I was like,
Speaker 2: if I ordered that, I'd be pretty pissed off. But
Speaker 2: then I realized, oh, I don't really want to keep it,
Speaker 2: so we put it on clearance for like, we chose
Speaker 2: a really chaotic price. It was like seventeen thirty two
Speaker 2: or something, of course, and it sold out within minutes. Wow.
Speaker 2: So yep, someone's got that putrid graffiti.
Speaker 3: Mug like power of my art. All right, we're going
Speaker 3: to go. Everyone will see you in a week. Follow us,
Speaker 3: give us, give us a five doar review as well.
Speaker 3: That's very nice.
Speaker 2: It's the five star rating on Spotify or Apple podcast.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter where you're listening.
Speaker 3: Baby, otherwise, we'll see you next week. Everyone, love you,
Speaker 3: See you then.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Catch you see?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a d D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 2: On the end, we talked ship. Nothing's planned, no storm.
Speaker 3: You saw? Did I talk shit?
Speaker 2: All right? Sorry? I love how you got so hung
Speaker 2: up on the beat part. I was going to talk
Speaker 2: about the actual subject matter, but yeah.
Speaker 3: I couldn't not look away. It was so stupid.
Speaker 2: Fair enough.
Speaker 3: It's like going fishing with the rod and holding onto
Speaker 3: the hook.
Speaker 2: Jump in fish.
Speaker 3: Oh good, far to great episode. Great to be back
Speaker 3: three of us reunited yet again.
Speaker 2: I should say that, you know how I said that
Speaker 2: we're doing the mugs ourselves. Yes, and if you want
Speaker 2: something done properly, you should do it yourself. Technically we're
Speaker 2: not doing it ourselves. But I didn't know how to
Speaker 2: because I've hired someone, Yes, Emily, obviously you guys know them.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to say it without saying it
Speaker 2: sounded like a Wane cuck. Yeah, like you don't want
Speaker 2: to say yes in a way, she's a producer slash
Speaker 2: personal assistant. But I hate saying personal assistant. It makes
Speaker 2: me sound like a wan cuck.
Speaker 3: You just say assistant personal assistance. Gross. You could just
Speaker 3: say but I.
Speaker 2: Liked the alliteration of producer slash personal ppa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's my she's my assistant. Isn't as derogatory
Speaker 3: she's my personal No, I think.
Speaker 2: That's either way. Just saying she's my assistant.
Speaker 3: I hate that. Why did you just say? I've got
Speaker 3: a friend, Victoria Devine who to do a radio show with.
Speaker 3: She always talks about her staff and I always think,
Speaker 3: ooh that sounds that sounds hot. They're all just PA's
Speaker 3: and she's got an EA. Now my EA will email you.
Speaker 2: What if I embellished and I said, yeah, my team,
Speaker 2: well I say.
Speaker 3: That about my radio show wanted to book. Guess they've
Speaker 3: got a tiny team. But I'm like, yeah, the team
Speaker 3: will get back to you, and it's just me with
Speaker 3: a fake email.
Speaker 5: That's like me with the digital team for WS.
Speaker 3: It's just me. It's just your yeah, in a webcam.
Speaker 3: I think producers good because we have spoken about this
Speaker 3: off the cloud, and I think producers nice.
Speaker 2: Well because yeah, she does do producing content for me
Speaker 2: and helps me with that stuff. But then she also
Speaker 2: does the books. Yes, she does on my banking because
Speaker 2: I've been I'm really bad at that. Like she puts
Speaker 2: aside the money for tax and all that shit that
Speaker 2: I never do. Yeah, everything I get paid, she has
Speaker 2: to deduct thirty percent put in a different account.
Speaker 3: I can't fucked.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she's Oh my god. Should I call her
Speaker 2: bookkeeper Emily?
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh yeah, Emily price keeper up?
Speaker 2: Bookkeeper?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not produced. Yeah, she needs to be bookkeeper, Emily.
Speaker 3: What would you be yours? Just keep her because I
Speaker 3: need to be around forever because you wouldore me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: my keeper, queen?
Speaker 2: What am I then?
Speaker 3: Creeper?
Speaker 2: Well a dog.
Speaker 3: Now you are my ghost. You're my business business partner.
Speaker 3: That sounds hot, I said some of the other time,
Speaker 3: is my business partner and they were like really, I'm
Speaker 3: like yeah, because it's true.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to be equal business partners, then
Speaker 2: you can pay half of Emily's wage.
Speaker 3: Oh well, then do I get Then I want to
Speaker 3: be personal assisting because I don't care about the wink
Speaker 3: of it all bookkeeper.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're looking for someone, she's very good
Speaker 2: and I don't really have a lot of hours for
Speaker 2: her because I don't do much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, imagine if we had an open, yeah,
Speaker 3: a polyamorous work relationship. We shared the same book keeper.
Speaker 2: This is how lazy I am. Like, she goes, so
Speaker 2: what do I do to write it? Invoice you for
Speaker 2: the hours I've worked, And I'm like, you're doing the books.
Speaker 2: Invoice yourself and pay yourself. I don't give a fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's really funny.
Speaker 2: So I don't even know how much I'm paying. I really,
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen the invoices. I'm just trusting Jenna.
Speaker 3: Mitch and I went for lunch the other day, work lunch,
Speaker 3: and we were like, I'll pay, I'll get a few,
Speaker 3: and then we're both like, oh no, let's just put
Speaker 3: it on the business on the podcast. So put it
Speaker 3: on the podcast on Apple Pay. And then Mitch goes, oh,
Speaker 3: I was about to buddy call you the other day
Speaker 3: and like absolutely ring you dry because Emily found a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of Uber Eats chargers on the kiddy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Cherry. But then I looked at the prices
Speaker 2: and my Uber receipts and I did the like and
Speaker 2: the dates as well, and I was like, oh, they
Speaker 2: were all me. I just didn't realize they had the
Speaker 2: wrong account.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Plus they were all salad, so he knew that couldn't.
Speaker 2: Tell you that on the bank. But yeah, I was
Speaker 2: about to accuse Jewry, but then I realized, oh me,
Speaker 2: how dare you?
Speaker 3: I barely use it, although it is fun because an
Speaker 3: Apple pey it comes up and it says A and
Speaker 3: Z business or whoever we're with, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: look I've got a business card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Commonwealth Business. I think you're fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, common well, thank you, CommBank, Yeah all right. I
Speaker 3: like bookkeeper, Emily. I think that's nice.
Speaker 5: That's nice.
Speaker 3: It's officially that he's officially confirmed. Yeah, yeah, as part
Speaker 3: of the team. Yes, our staff.
Speaker 2: Well she's mine, just saying yeah, she's true, Yeah, part
Speaker 2: of my team. But she can liaise with you. Can
Speaker 2: you imagine if I ever got to a point where
Speaker 2: I was like, can you guys go via Emily to
Speaker 2: organize recordings because she manages my schedule now and you
Speaker 2: have to meta her and be like, when's Mitch free to.
Speaker 7: Report this week?
Speaker 3: I'm telling you the podcast wouldn't last a week if
Speaker 3: that happened.
Speaker 2: Or if you hire her as well to do stuff
Speaker 2: for you, she can just tell us when we're both free.
Speaker 3: What are we a race? Is it an houri rate?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, we talk off the cloud, but i'd need someone.
Speaker 2: When we're at contraceptive diaphragm Sam's birthday. The other day,
Speaker 2: I said, Emily, I will pay you an hour's wage
Speaker 2: to get up and tell them to turn the music down.
Speaker 2: It's too loud. She wouldn't do it. Oh fuck, I'd
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: I should have thrown me money. I would have done that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were at all a contraceptive diaphram Sam's birthday, all
Speaker 3: three of us and my dad. Oh yeah, remember that.
Speaker 2: And then he said let's get a photo of comb's
Speaker 2: of me with your dad to send to Michelle, your mother,
Speaker 2: and he like he did this. He just like sat
Speaker 2: back in his chair and went like jesttured to sit
Speaker 2: on his lap. And I was like, all right, So
Speaker 2: I straddled your father all the arms around him, and
Speaker 2: then I like licked his bald head. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I like, is it with me and getting intimate with
Speaker 2: your family?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 2: I have no memory of kissing your sister, but allegedly
Speaker 2: it happens.
Speaker 3: You have kissed my sister. You've now rode my father
Speaker 3: ridden ridden.
Speaker 2: Sorry someone didn't top English.
Speaker 3: No, his name is Jacob Jenner.
Speaker 2: That wasn't even thought. You're giving that more of a
Speaker 2: laugh than its.
Speaker 3: It was so dumb. Yeah, Gen, I think it's not hilarious.
Speaker 3: What did you say that before? When we were try
Speaker 3: to record but I was running late. You were like,
Speaker 3: where's Mitchell? And Jenna said he had an audience, which
Speaker 3: is the best description of me ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was waiting downstairs to be let up
Speaker 2: and you said in the group chat, oh, I'm in
Speaker 2: a chat, and I thought you meant in a chat,
Speaker 2: as in you had an interview your pre recording with
Speaker 2: someone right, And then I came up. The studio was empty,
Speaker 2: and I was like, where the fuck who's he chatting to?
Speaker 2: She goes, I don't know, but he had an audience,
Speaker 2: so I was like, Oh, that is so you class.
Speaker 3: I love it. I just stand up on a soap
Speaker 3: box and go no one really listens, but oh they
Speaker 3: were listening. You know. I once had a bos tell
Speaker 3: me in like a what do you call it when
Speaker 3: you sit down with your boss and they give a review? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I get something like that. Isn't there a word?
Speaker 2: There's something, there's a word.
Speaker 3: But where just none of us have it touch base anyway?
Speaker 3: He goes to me, you know what, for as talkative
Speaker 3: as you are, and for as disruptive as you can be,
Speaker 3: you're good for morale and and that's one of the
Speaker 3: big reasons we've kept you around. Imagine being good for morale,
Speaker 3: Like we're in the trenches in Vietnam. Yeah, I like
Speaker 3: I'm the joker to keep everyone entertained while everyone's being killed.
Speaker 2: Your level of talent and actual skill set different. Sorry,
Speaker 2: but yeah, you're just a vibe truly.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: When I first started in radio, I would not stop talking,
Speaker 3: and they continuously said to me in air checks, like
Speaker 3: Brooklyn just did to Jenna, stop talking, to use less words,
Speaker 3: stop talking, stop talking.
Speaker 2: Well that was you know how I said. I was
Speaker 2: the newsreader back in the day. That's where I learned
Speaker 2: the train doors trick that I've told you about.
Speaker 3: I love the train doors trick. I think of that
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: That's how you make a long story short. Just imagine
Speaker 2: someone's on the train, you're on the platform, the door
Speaker 2: of the closing, and that's the amount of time you
Speaker 2: got to tell it.
Speaker 3: That's right. I still think of that. I like that
Speaker 3: analogy anyway. Yeah, yeah, I do. I think that all
Speaker 3: the time. Oh okay, I actually do train doors let
Speaker 3: me finish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and couldn't fully close. And then there was a
Speaker 2: three minute gap between them.
Speaker 3: Actually Sydney train homeless man fell in between them. Oh no,
Speaker 3: old woman.
Speaker 2: I don't assumed gender in this happen as a.
Speaker 3: Homeless then and I they would record my audio and
Speaker 3: then they'd go in with an audio software and cut
Speaker 3: out words. So they'd send me back audio and go,
Speaker 3: this is what we need to do. When it was
Speaker 3: literally this is kiss Saturday height you have one kiss.
Speaker 3: It's hilarious. I don't know what that sounds awful. I
Speaker 3: want to talk more. The train jaws have closed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: next next stop. We're wrong.
Speaker 2: The next trying to arrive on platform two goes to
Speaker 2: Hornsby via chats.
Speaker 3: Oh now, I was all stations to Cronella.
Speaker 2: Of course you were God to take forever.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. That train line. It was an hour
Speaker 3: to get from the city to Cronella. But it was
Speaker 3: one way, no trains, no changing. It was really good.
Speaker 3: The Illora line T five, T four.
Speaker 5: T four, I think T four it's just me?
Speaker 2: Or is the ill line under rating?
Speaker 4: This is just me?
Speaker 3: Here? Is T four truly a godsend? It was in
Speaker 3: T two this week? Well, you got a peppermint for
Speaker 3: that tummy?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with your Tom Tom dad and tummy ache?
Speaker 3: Like I'm a child?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a phantom pregnancy. Is there anyone in your
Speaker 2: life that you might be going out in sympathy for
Speaker 2: immaculate conception? That doesn't answer my question.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, maybe I've been immaculately conceived.
Speaker 5: Oh you have immaculately conceived?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, the Lord has been immaculately knocked up.
Speaker 3: Yes, correct, the Lord has just put one in me.
Speaker 2: Stabbed it right up there.
Speaker 3: Stabbed it right up there without consent is a mess
Speaker 3: without consent.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Are you watching The Mask Singer? Guys? I watched a
Speaker 3: little bit joker.
Speaker 2: I just watched the first episode because I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm home on a Sunday. I'll pop it on in
Speaker 2: the background.
Speaker 4: I just don't like Hugh's his jokes and guesses.
Speaker 3: It's gotten to the point where it feels like a
Speaker 3: kid's show, like when Dora pauses for the child to
Speaker 3: babble into the screen.
Speaker 1: He's like, who is it?
Speaker 3: Also?
Speaker 2: Can I just say? What was I going to say?
Speaker 2: I had something really good?
Speaker 3: No, don't start that centence unless you can't you think
Speaker 3: it might be DEXI o'clock. Oh no, everybody, can you
Speaker 3: backtrack you with talking about becoming It's becoming ridiculous. It's
Speaker 3: like a kids show, like Dora when children every wine
Speaker 3: further jos. A joke's a joke. Are you guys watching
Speaker 3: The Mask Singer? All stops to an hour too far?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ship fast forward a.
Speaker 3: Home was them?
Speaker 2: No, it's gone?
Speaker 3: Whatever it was I can't rewind any further. I'm out
Speaker 3: of bed.
Speaker 2: It's gone. Sorry, I wanted to hear it.
Speaker 3: You probably didn't generate the things he says behind your back.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I reckon. You could work on your rewind
Speaker 2: sound effect though.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, mine is too. It's not good. Give
Speaker 3: me a sound. I'll do a sound effect for it.
Speaker 3: Give me a noise, a common sound phrase something.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything off the top of my clip.
Speaker 3: Anything, anything that would be giving you one be a clip.
Speaker 2: No, I can't think of anything off the top of
Speaker 2: my clip. That's the phrase. What are you asking for
Speaker 2: a phrase? I know?
Speaker 3: I want a phrase. I want like like something that
Speaker 3: I can make a sound of. I will imitate the
Speaker 3: sound and like the rewind sound.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should go, belly.
Speaker 5: Here, let's go.
Speaker 3: What about a pepper mil cracking?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, now that sounds like someone choking to death.
Speaker 3: Wow, maybe we should go.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: In the last minute, we've all suggested we go be
Speaker 3: better and it's not. And it's a general yeah, in
Speaker 3: what other profession does someone suggest we go? And we
Speaker 3: pushed through. We finished this surgery. It was a success. No, no,
Speaker 3: come on, let's just cut open the appendix.
Speaker 2: It's like, Okay, congratulations, miss Wiggins, you've been discharged from hospital,
Speaker 2: but no stay, no rush at all.
Speaker 3: Oh if I told you about my GP, who's my
Speaker 3: family doctor who it's now become so uncomfortable to have
Speaker 3: a chat with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, weren't you saying that you and Hayden want a
Speaker 2: gay friendly GP.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, But my new thought is I can't possibly stand
Speaker 3: by this man anymore. Doctor Sard, great practitioner, but he
Speaker 3: knows you.
Speaker 2: Could have some respect to news. This fool named doctor
Speaker 2: Sard Wonder Soap, Professor Wonder soap.
Speaker 3: He's whites are very white. He knows all my family's problems,
Speaker 3: so he'st what's your problem? Is it worse than your
Speaker 3: grandmother's diary? You know NaN's good because good, and your
Speaker 3: mother's blood pressure is back to normal. He knows everything
Speaker 3: about my family.
Speaker 2: It's taken Sardo to court because that's breaching patient confidentiality.
Speaker 2: True if you didn't know about your grandmother's diary, true,
Speaker 2: and now everyone knows.
Speaker 6: True.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started on my dentist.
Speaker 2: What about him?
Speaker 3: Well, professor.
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I want to go to Professor Carl Gate.
Speaker 3: Psychologists are exclusively make.
Speaker 5: Up and beauty doctor Maplene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm lo, Professor Mario Bodesca. I'm loving my my
Speaker 2: new therapist, doctor Rymle London. Actually it works because makeup
Speaker 2: brands are just people's dumb names. It just sounds normal.
Speaker 3: Rimmle London, Doctor Thin Lizzie.
Speaker 2: The next one has to just be weight loss plans. Oh,
Speaker 2: doctor Jenny Craig, my doctor slim.
Speaker 5: Fast, doctor Lady Shake.
Speaker 2: Oh, dr Absircle Pro.
Speaker 3: Now this is an all time It made no sense,
Speaker 3: sounds like a Bond villain.
Speaker 8: I am doctor Bellett. You have got the LiPo, give
Speaker 8: me his number. Fuck, don't forget.
Speaker 3: You can get a mug.
Speaker 2: You can buy one or multiple limited time only dogs.
Speaker 3: That's right. If you get a margg you get a
Speaker 3: discount of pop Socket. If you haven't seen the rates,
Speaker 3: go have a look. Everybody. Yeah yeah, if you get
Speaker 3: a margin, pop Socket then gets like sixty percent off.
Speaker 3: I think it drops down to under.
Speaker 2: Five bucks for bookkeeper Emily Smart.
Speaker 3: This is a genius.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that that was happening, but I'm
Speaker 2: all for it.
Speaker 3: I was in that zoom. No one else was, but
Speaker 3: I logged into WordPress and I just fixed that up.
Speaker 5: Or you just looked at the website like I bought
Speaker 5: some you are you buy it?
Speaker 3: That's my mitch impression. All right, everybody, back to the
Speaker 3: back to usual programming. Adore you all leave a review
Speaker 3: five stars please, and if you haven't left one yet
Speaker 3: and you're listening, go fucking do it. I don't want
Speaker 3: to have to ask you again.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today, that's all, so we do gorgeous. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: we're going to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: See your bitches, tootles by slats. We'll catch you next week, idiot,
Speaker 3: see you everyone.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
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