WEBVTT - #117: BEEEEEP

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know. I had it in the car on

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<v Speaker 3>the way home and I didn't have a spood, so

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<v Speaker 3>I was like an hour a dillo trying to get

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<v Speaker 3>ants out of a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food.

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<v Speaker 3>Being fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodness. May is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just still to play a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name

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<v Speaker 4>in the opener this season.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo.

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<v Speaker 3>Here you go bite here and his time Mitchell kok

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, Darland. So it's so good to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you the adoration. I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, show me one message?

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<v Speaker 3>I got a few? Actually, is it probably says a

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<v Speaker 3>lot about me that people thought I was ill. So

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<v Speaker 3>many people get.

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<v Speaker 2>Better, I know because there was there were two factors,

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that you weren't on the episode last week

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<v Speaker 2>and we didn't do an Instagram live. People like there

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<v Speaker 2>must be something seriously wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say? What was your excuse for me?

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<v Speaker 2>I just said, Mitch is the way this week, and that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Brave, very brave. What do you mean, just bridges? It's

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<v Speaker 3>a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to tell them why you're away?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, no, thank you, I'd appreciate it, not but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to be here, price keeper, Jenna. Our third

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<v Speaker 2>wheel is a course on board.

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<v Speaker 3>The Usual Eye, Jenna. Great to have you here too, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you, Jenna? I'll save it for later,

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<v Speaker 2>But I had a dream about you last night. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't do anything embarrassing. Don't worry. Okay, you come

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<v Speaker 2>off quite good in the dream.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it one of your wet dreams? We know you

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<v Speaker 3>have them every second week? You do you slip inside

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<v Speaker 3>through that bet of yours? Can you not, Jenner? Imagine

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<v Speaker 3>this is I'm sorry, but you have I've never had one,

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<v Speaker 3>and you have a dozen of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't have a dozen a year. But actually

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<v Speaker 2>I think the one I spoke about on the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>would have been the most recent I haven't had.

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<v Speaker 3>My sins was that this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this year probably. But the reason I brought it

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<v Speaker 2>up is because it was a dry dream. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>I had a dream that I had a wet dream

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<v Speaker 2>and I woke up going, oh, there's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a mess, and there wasn't, and I was like, thank.

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<v Speaker 3>God, isn't that sad? You have wet dreams? And I

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<v Speaker 3>just have dreams that I've pissed myself. I have them

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<v Speaker 3>all the time. My wet dreams are just me winging.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if this is something I should bring up

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<v Speaker 2>with Patrick the therapist. But I often have recurring dreams

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<v Speaker 2>about just tripping and smacking all my teeth out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I know why this is really. On my radio show,

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<v Speaker 3>I do dream decoding with Georgina Walker, who I think

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<v Speaker 3>would be a good guest for this show. We should

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<v Speaker 3>get GJ.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should give her a ring?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to ring? Gg?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? She gets very put off. She likes to be paid,

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<v Speaker 3>she doesn't like she doesn't do free pro bono.

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<v Speaker 2>Work fair enough, Okay, we'll forget about it.

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<v Speaker 3>We can set it up. I'm going to a seven.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just tell me now you're about to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what the meaning was.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything to do with losing teeth We've done dream decoding

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<v Speaker 3>on my show for a year is anxiety. It's anxiety, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But like losing teeth in any way, shape or form,

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<v Speaker 2>because mine is specifically tripping and just smacking them on

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<v Speaker 2>different places that knock them all out, like the corner

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<v Speaker 2>of the bench or a rock or maybe like the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom is sink. It happens not all the time, but

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<v Speaker 2>at least a couple of times a month.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's an awful dream to have. You kind of

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<v Speaker 3>jolt in that dream. Don't you like that you feel

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<v Speaker 3>the pain?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't feel the pain, but I just can you imagine it? Like, logistically,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do from there? I've got no teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>Even would be like, I'm fucked. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the dentists would be like, okay, I can fit

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<v Speaker 2>you in a month, and then what do you do

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<v Speaker 2>in the meantime? Yeah, it's more just the admint that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scared of.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, God, that'd be dn't you have to get an orthodontist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>They do wires and things, braces and you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have to go to a periodist that I went to.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't make words implants.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we can talk to Georgina off the air, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have I know all I need to know Nowah,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently we haven't been feeling anxious recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting but not interest right, Well, it's great to be back.

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<v Speaker 3>The show is back, and we've got an announcement obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if you follow us on Instagram, a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of mitches that were's some new merch around But that's yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Linking Viio the new merch. And I will just say

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<v Speaker 2>this straight off the bat. We're running the show this time.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you bought something from our most recent summer

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<v Speaker 2>merch job and you were one of the people that

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<v Speaker 2>was complaining to us, why is this taken forever? Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>We've sacked those dogs. We're just running the show ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have seen Mitchell fire them, Jenna. It was

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<v Speaker 3>which it was. It was actually kind of a turn on.

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<v Speaker 3>They cried the words that he brought up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was supposed to be fucking summer merch and

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't even send it out until it was bloody

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<v Speaker 2>stone cold out there.

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<v Speaker 3>I know they're like, it'd be nine to twelve weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>There's three seasons in nine to twelve weeks anyway, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. But a new merge which we're handling ourselves,

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<v Speaker 3>so you'll get it and what details on that to come? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or if it's your first time listening it is it

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<v Speaker 3>just me every week Mitch and I bring in Is

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<v Speaker 3>it just me and ijem as we like to call them,

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<v Speaker 3>Something we've noticed, something we have or appreciate. Mine is

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<v Speaker 3>something that I think is going to make a comeback,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm hoping makes a comeback. It's a piece of

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<v Speaker 3>tech that I really want to come back into fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nintendo DS Chat, can I just say pickto chat

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<v Speaker 2>was great for a sleepover, but you had to be

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<v Speaker 2>within three meters of the person for the message to sound.

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<v Speaker 2>It really was pointless and it took for ever to type.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, the little words was so small. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 3>I would do that the dip of my dearth stylust,

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<v Speaker 3>so it would I think I'd pick my teeth with

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<v Speaker 3>it and it wou wouldn't type on it and my

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<v Speaker 3>screen was all scratched.

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<v Speaker 2>I've become addicted to picking my teeth, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me on the flying Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I do it too. Have you got those little Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>tree things them?

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<v Speaker 3>What size are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the pictures.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you've got to pick your size like zero, one, zero,

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<v Speaker 3>two zero.

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<v Speaker 2>I went up to one because there wasn't much of

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<v Speaker 2>a gap between my teeth for a while. But I've

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<v Speaker 2>gone up to a one from a zero.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. I remember I got the one that

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<v Speaker 3>was too big for ages because I'm an idiot. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't read, and I was like jamming it in. There

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<v Speaker 3>was blood. God, my dead to be proud of me,

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<v Speaker 3>Like no, it just was shoving a fucking eat him

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<v Speaker 3>on the fire flight tooth talk, it is just guess

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<v Speaker 3>what I went to my dentist. Guys, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if you've noticed, but I am developing a midlife tooth

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<v Speaker 3>gap show in between the two front teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I can breathe through it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I can also spray water through it, suld I spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought you how to do it at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't get it on the radio PI.

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<v Speaker 5>MacBook.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pop Jackie Nort's jacket over it. There isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>powerful everywhere? That stream was quite ferocious.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like Mitchell right before he doves off to sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>I shouldn't expect it to be that powerful.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, your part of my part and gotta cut downstairs too.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I going first? But these it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>You can go first?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go Bradley, Thank you Darling?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Does focus music piss you off?

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<v Speaker 3>A focus or in general music that's meant to make?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, just anything like you know how you look up

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube focused music or I looked it up on

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify today because I was trying to get quite a

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<v Speaker 2>few things done before I came to the studio and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, right, focus Mitchell, and I put it

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<v Speaker 2>on and I was like, this is just annoying. This

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<v Speaker 2>isn't helping me focus one bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it depends because sometimes that people need different types

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<v Speaker 3>of music like pump up? Do you need zen? What

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<v Speaker 3>kind of I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just clicked the first thing that came up when

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<v Speaker 2>I searched focus music, and it was the supporter with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it not fucking RCU. It's a bit grim, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I still listen to this when I was in you twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>You know this track? Yep. Now, this to me is

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<v Speaker 3>Betty Davis was killed? Who killed her? We still don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>He's twelve pound investigative serious, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>My imagination started to wander. Wasn't helping with the focus.

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<v Speaker 2>I was literally in my head picturing like they've spent

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<v Speaker 2>the whole episode looking for this missing girl, and then

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<v Speaker 2>this is the music they play when someone walks in

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<v Speaker 2>and goes detectives. We found a body, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>like cuts to them at the park. They lift up

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<v Speaker 2>the tarp that's Siena, that's her, and then go to

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<v Speaker 2>app break. That's what this music is. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to be focusing, and that's what's going through

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<v Speaker 2>my head.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's just a thing. I don't know if that's

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<v Speaker 3>everyone does.

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<v Speaker 6>Yah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just find that like music, it makes me feel things.

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<v Speaker 2>So I need something that I'm just not thinking at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard of brown noise? I beg your pardon

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<v Speaker 2>brown noise?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 3>What's brown noise?

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know. I saw something on TikTok apparently

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<v Speaker 2>it's good for ADHD similar Yeah, actually yeah, just go

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube and look up brown noise. I'm sure it's there.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about that haunting, right, it's not fucking relaxing or

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<v Speaker 2>focusing at all.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let me have a look.

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<v Speaker 2>So brown noise, from what I can gather, white noise

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<v Speaker 2>is like it chills you out. That's good for going

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep. But then brown noise is kind of meant

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<v Speaker 2>to make.

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<v Speaker 3>You switch on? Is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I don't google it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go. So this is brown noise?

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<v Speaker 4>Can Oh it's like a plane. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now you've said that I won't be able to

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<v Speaker 2>done here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it sounds like we're just in a wind tunnel.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, this is this is interesting. I just tried

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<v Speaker 2>to google the difference between white noise and brown noise,

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<v Speaker 2>and the top search is white noise versus pink noise.

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<v Speaker 2>What the pink noise?

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<v Speaker 3>Because hold on, can we just all agree brown noise

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<v Speaker 3>isn't doing it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe it is an eighty HD thing because it

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<v Speaker 2>helped me.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me try pink noise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look up pink noise. I've never heard of that,

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<v Speaker 2>ship I know white noise is what my sister uses

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<v Speaker 2>to put in the background when just putting the kids

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep. Brown noise is what I used to focus.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't this weird? I've just googled pink noise.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm focused.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it just makes me like because I'm an MP.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think of the times I've been scorned by

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<v Speaker 2>my non existent X.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fuck, then you'll get ten hours of pink noise.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't like that. I know TV static.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the studio is malfunctioning.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, we'll give it a second. Now, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like a seashell all.

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<v Speaker 2>You put the shell up to here, you can hear

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<v Speaker 2>the ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to believe that, by the way, I used

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<v Speaker 3>to go, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, I was. I was onto it. Even as a child.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, fuck up, that sounds nothing like the ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>You would be too practical for that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, it didn't sound anything like the ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me a random color, mich I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 3>see if it exists throughly and.

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<v Speaker 2>Thrulyian noise.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it doesn't exist, damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>What about magenta magenta noise?

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<v Speaker 3>Magenta oh it exists?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh this is the caption. Is magenta noise the new

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<v Speaker 3>pink noise? Wow? Alright, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's worse.

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<v Speaker 3>I just allowed a beach just further into the sea

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<v Speaker 3>the tides come in. Yeah, you know what, hayd and

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<v Speaker 3>I listen to to get to sleep. This every night,

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<v Speaker 3>every single night?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that help?

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<v Speaker 3>Puts me to bed like a baby? I'm out like

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<v Speaker 3>a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't mind having my my air purify on

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<v Speaker 2>that puts me to sleep. Just a bit of white noise,

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<v Speaker 2>funnily enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, white noise? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>What about can you look up spiced nutmeg noise? That's

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<v Speaker 2>a nice color. Yeah, hog's bristle half noise?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, don't come up, doesn't exist? Damn it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Focus music's bullshit. Get around the brown noise? Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>into it.

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<v Speaker 3>Could we create our own noise? Like what if I you?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you loop this? Mitchell? Just me exhaling and this

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<v Speaker 3>could begem noise? Go, wow, that could be relaxing. Just

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<v Speaker 3>so okay, that sounded like those little cherubs that they

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<v Speaker 3>pull out of the bush and Harry.

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<v Speaker 2>Potter the man drags anyway, are you going to do

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<v Speaker 2>your youth it to me or what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, sorry, I'm ready here, we got Brady, come in, bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it time for the voicemail to make its comeback?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Oh no no? Why why as in leaving them.

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<v Speaker 3>Leaving, receiving, sending, listening, keeping, cherishing.

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<v Speaker 2>Record are in there? All of mine get kept now

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<v Speaker 2>because you know how, I think it depends on what

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<v Speaker 2>type of ife on you use. But instead of calling

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<v Speaker 2>the number and they read the voicemail to you, you know how,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like received fifteen, they just kind of send them

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<v Speaker 2>like voice memos.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, yes, that's what, that's what. That's my point.

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<v Speaker 5>Why can't I get thought?

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<v Speaker 3>What's I've got? That's what I've got? Gods, don't worry

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<v Speaker 3>and bringing it. I got, I got the yes, so

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<v Speaker 3>I for years was with Optist Jenna, who you with Telstra? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Optus do not allow the voice message style voicemail system

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<v Speaker 3>on your iPhone?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they do allow because I'm on upto what

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<v Speaker 2>that shit? Read it?

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<v Speaker 3>And wait, bitch, well but you only just got that,

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<v Speaker 3>like you said, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was only the three then update like when

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<v Speaker 2>I got this phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, So here's the.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing because moment's just like this cool voicemail.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, read it to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Because here's the thing that I've got no time for

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<v Speaker 3>one to three, Fuck her right off. But what I

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<v Speaker 3>have time for is voice messages because we send voice

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<v Speaker 3>messages twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sending like voice messages to people in the chat.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't want them to leave me a fucking voicemail.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I even have a greeting on there?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just say, there's nothing better than screening a

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<v Speaker 3>call and getting a voicemail and knowing instantly who it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's nothing worse than getting a call and they

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<v Speaker 3>don't leave a voicemail. You go, oh, who is it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll never know the mystery because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>call them bag yeah I.

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<v Speaker 2>Voice yeah, and that never really works.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been on who Called Me? Dot com?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What happens if you put your own number into who

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<v Speaker 2>Called Me? To have they got you registered?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, try that because I don't think they'd have many

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<v Speaker 2>people registered, would they?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No way. Well, you know what else is a

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<v Speaker 3>little phone tip? If you type their mobile number into Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>If their mobile number is linked to their profile. Their

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<v Speaker 3>profile comes up and you get okay, well hack everyone,

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<v Speaker 3>here we go reverse phone look up. Oh no, there

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<v Speaker 3>is no there's no info on this number.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't reckon those websites really work because I

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<v Speaker 2>do the same thing as Jenne. I google it, being

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<v Speaker 2>like who the fuck was that?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just googling it.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes me a lot to actually work up the

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<v Speaker 2>motivation to make a phone call. Yeah, that's why I

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<v Speaker 2>prefer voice messaging. You can just do it on the go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean. It's time for voicemails to make

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<v Speaker 3>their trying messages. Oh shit, okay, there.

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<v Speaker 2>With messages because then they can reply in their time.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, the thing I love about it is no

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<v Speaker 2>one interrupts me in my voice messages. Oh true, I

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<v Speaker 2>can finish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah. Oh, there's nothing worse than a phone call

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<v Speaker 3>that you don't want to be in. Oh isn't that

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<v Speaker 3>a hell on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any friends that they say anyway, I

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<v Speaker 2>better go and then keep talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's you. I'm not think it's you,

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<v Speaker 3>or I didn't want to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta go?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>That's enough of these two loo now let's hear and

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<v Speaker 1>is it just you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, it's time to hear from one of you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget hit up Jenna if you mentioned on the

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<v Speaker 3>show Price Keeping Jenna, and you'll be center price. Yes

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<v Speaker 3>being a part of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We're bribing you to be. And is it just you

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<v Speaker 2>caller or a voice message if you're a little pussy

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<v Speaker 2>that's okay, yea callers like.

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<v Speaker 3>The lavitae on Instagram or lockey little pussy Beach just

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<v Speaker 3>send a voice message, so he's lockies. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me? Is the like emoji the most

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<v Speaker 6>condescending emoji ever created? Like when someone leaves like a

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<v Speaker 6>like react, it's like I just feel like they're looking

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<v Speaker 6>down on me and it's not a great feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah god, that is so bang on.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I don't get it. What's the like emogi? The

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<v Speaker 3>thumbs up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the thumbs up?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's county.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if it reacts with just the thumbs up on

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<v Speaker 2>I message, I think, oh my god, what have I done?

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<v Speaker 2>They're furious at me? And it is something that you

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<v Speaker 2>would do fully aware of how it's coming across. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're like fighting with someone and you want to end

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<v Speaker 2>the conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, it depends on the vibe

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<v Speaker 3>of the friendship and the previous conversation. If you thumb

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<v Speaker 3>up someone in the middle of a fight, that is

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<v Speaker 3>a massive fuck you.

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<v Speaker 4>The most traumatic part is when you accidentally push it,

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<v Speaker 4>because on the right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're scathing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite a rational person. I like to think most

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<v Speaker 2>of the time. But when I get a thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm so offensive.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ever sent me a thumbs up, I would

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<v Speaker 3>be so pissed off.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do that to you because if it just

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<v Speaker 2>frightened the daylights out of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I wouldn't talk for it. I wouldn't honestly, I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't know what to do to me. I'd freak out.

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<v Speaker 2>Avoid any further messages I send for fear that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>following up on the thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine that work jargon. Hi, just following up on my previous.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay circling back to the thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 3>We really need to seize the thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 2>Where I was coming from when I said that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. I don't know if you know this,

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<v Speaker 3>but here's another midch tip. On Instagram. Right, let's go,

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<v Speaker 3>who are messaging? The person that just sent these are

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<v Speaker 3>just you? You know how if you hold down and

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<v Speaker 3>you can just send a little tap response, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>an emoji. You can add your own and you can

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<v Speaker 3>pick did you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yees. So if like we want our igym reply to

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<v Speaker 3>be the crown because all our listeners are royalty, you

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<v Speaker 3>can add that and now every time, actually that's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to go back an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to look through for the crowd every time.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's in recent. But you can react with any emoji,

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<v Speaker 3>which is cool kid. Yeah, because someone reacted, I was

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<v Speaker 3>like gossiping on Instagram and someone reacted with the tea emoji,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, how the fuck do they do? I watched

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<v Speaker 3>in our YouTube tutorial.

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<v Speaker 2>IM sure it wouldn't be that hard to figure out.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you could do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when you watch a tutorial for one thing

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<v Speaker 3>and then they start with like, hey, like subscribe before

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<v Speaker 3>we get into today's video. O.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's so true because the thumbs up used to

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<v Speaker 2>be something that they beg for. You'd want a thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 2>but they haven't aged well.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and you know what else? I noticed on YouTube

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<v Speaker 3>they don't have verification ticks. So now I was looking

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<v Speaker 3>at an account. I remember thinking, oh, I don't believe

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<v Speaker 3>you because there was no blue tick.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't they just got a little black tic next

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<v Speaker 2>to their name, do they? Yeah, you can get verified

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry YouTube? Of course Vidcom come two thousand and three.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I haven't been there.

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<v Speaker 3>There then frank in Frank I don't know the original

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<v Speaker 3>she was the original flogger. Let's be real. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a blog. It's a journal, very different to blogging. Has

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<v Speaker 3>anyone read that book?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course?

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<v Speaker 5>We had to read it at school?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Did you?

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<v Speaker 4>And also I was there so I helped to.

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<v Speaker 3>You sharpened a pencil for it, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to someone the other day who told

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<v Speaker 2>me that for Year twelve English, instead of having to

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<v Speaker 2>read fucking Shakespeare or any of that rubbish, they got

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<v Speaker 2>to watch Titanic. What I was like, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have slayed that unit. I mean, I did

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<v Speaker 2>top English in my level, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't met him.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they got to watch Titanic like there,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how they always do the major focus of

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<v Speaker 2>Belonging or Discovery or I had belonging. Yeah, same, and

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<v Speaker 2>there was like disaster or some shit. I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, I think that is though. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's that must have been a lower level of English,

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<v Speaker 3>because did you have like different classes? We had about

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<v Speaker 3>four clock standard, Advance and Extension.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have to bring that up? I prefer to

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<v Speaker 2>to say I topped English. I topped stand No I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not talking about you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no. Topping English in any regard is impressive

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<v Speaker 3>and take I can imagine I did basic English and

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<v Speaker 3>I did romula.

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<v Speaker 2>I Standard English was the most basic, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, then English is the second language.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I didn't have that. I'm gonna school in the Shire.

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<v Speaker 3>They were shocked at all, would they? What is your

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<v Speaker 3>second language? Scream A sharkis match?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? I don't forget to hit up price. Keep it

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<v Speaker 2>gener for your prize, Dalan. Okay, and if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get an visit to view on the show, you

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<v Speaker 2>can hit us up at a couple of miches. So

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<v Speaker 2>do you remember how not too long ago on the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast we were talking about alpha male podcasts. I do

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<v Speaker 2>remember that like the straight men with their problematic views

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<v Speaker 2>on podcasts. I spotted something on Instagram and it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>problematic what they were saying, but I did want to

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<v Speaker 2>bring it to your attention. Have you heard of podcast

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<v Speaker 2>but Outside.

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<v Speaker 3>The name of the podcast, podcast but Outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bunch of American guys. I quite like them. Actually,

0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:14.280
<v Speaker 2>they just host a podcast and they take all their

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<v Speaker 2>equipment outdoors and every episode's in a random spot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's quite funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's quite funny. Actually, the videos are very good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I spotted this one and it was giving Alpha

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast energy. Even though I don't think these guys are problematic,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm very keen to hear your thoughts on the

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<v Speaker 2>subject matter. Take a listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the Alpha Podcast. Oh that's not the

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<v Speaker 3>name of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the name of it. That's the breed of podcast. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about down today. But this is the drama

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<v Speaker 2>I'm meant.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Harry Potter, the Wizard shit that fish movie, right

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<v Speaker 3>here you go, this is the show.

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<v Speaker 7>I was a bouncer at gay bar for a minute,

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<v Speaker 7>and one of my mean jobs was to like literally

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<v Speaker 7>stop people from sucking each other's ditch in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll be like, hey, y'all, I'm one hundred percent oh

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<v Speaker 7>support shock each other's digs whenever where if you want,

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<v Speaker 7>with one fucking exception, not in my fucking style, homie,

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<v Speaker 7>because I want to keep my job, and so, like

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<v Speaker 7>you know, they'd be like, can.

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<v Speaker 3>We pop off in an alley?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Do what you need to do in the bathroom with

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<v Speaker 3>the pision and ship and ship. But like none of

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<v Speaker 3>number three, I think they missed the point of the bleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping you'd notice what I noticed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. I didn't even care about the slurs. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the missing event.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't listen to what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Just oh really, please, we're just playing the beep underneath

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<v Speaker 2>the word fuck. That is, do you have a beep

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<v Speaker 2>on your on your system? Over there? Can you find

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<v Speaker 2>a beep?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like having the alfoil that surrounds a panadole instead

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<v Speaker 3>of I'm fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine have you got the beat?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, Okay, let's try and trying this. Oh, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 2>your dumb slut.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss is the point? You can't you try Jennet's reefat.

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<v Speaker 5>Go fuck yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck, me get fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, why are we dwelling on this so much?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't funk. You're fucking really quiet to be fucking frank,

0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:28.320
<v Speaker 3>you're a can't both of you bitches. Oh and yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever they'll talk about. I mean, gays love to suck

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<v Speaker 3>dick him. I'm sorry, suck break dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do they beat that word? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I think you bleeve suck. At one point,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to be offensive, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wouldn't want to offend the faggots you get

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<v Speaker 2>slightly off the mark for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was sorry, that's all right, that's fine, that bleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you just got the beef so off the

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<v Speaker 2>mark you fuck with. We've gotten delirious early on. It

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<v Speaker 2>usually happens at the end of the episode that we

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<v Speaker 2>go a bit fucked like this. I just realized that

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna doesn't really swear. We should have milked this.

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<v Speaker 4>I did do it before when I told Mitch to

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<v Speaker 4>go fuck himself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you meant to do it when she's it's very

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<v Speaker 2>hard to Jenna. Yeah, you're gonna have to conduct okay, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you whow? She pointed after like she's got such

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<v Speaker 3>low iron levels. I pressed the wrong button. This is nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't that be nicer? Do you know? What did you

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<v Speaker 3>on the fly? Why haven't we reinvented the bleep? You

0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:47.040
<v Speaker 3>seriously got you fucking that's nicer. It's like ad music.

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<v Speaker 2>What about instead of a beep to sense the words out?

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<v Speaker 2>It was just someone screaming like you mean, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>get see that's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree that'd be better. Do you know what else?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you? What do you? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 2>I agree?

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<v Speaker 3>What would you like to replace it with?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Making you a question? Answerer?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Distracted?

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<v Speaker 2>He's padding out because he's looking for one that he's

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<v Speaker 2>already thought of.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh thank you, Jenna. Now you ruined the gag. But

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna before gone. Or you could have a

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<v Speaker 3>party while you mother bitch?

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<v Speaker 5>Actually a whistle?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to whistle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Sure, like a comical whistle? Yeah yeah, okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>go for it. What are you going to say?

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<v Speaker 5>All of you dumb slots?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet? Now don't say sluts over the top. Actually just

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<v Speaker 2>let them have its moment.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate all of you.

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<v Speaker 2>For sake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>I really quite like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's my face mother.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we have a show bleep everywhow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a pathetic fucking noise though. That party popper

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:18.320
<v Speaker 2>sounds so depressed. All right? From now, I want to

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 2>have a really shitty steam train, like a model train,

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<v Speaker 2>like who could be king bothered?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me.

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<v Speaker 1>Listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star leating.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 6>Al right?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe there's It's not really an intervention now, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>is it No, it's nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, there's a team something you need to admit

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 3>to the team.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that people find it boring hearing other people

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:54.399
<v Speaker 2>talk about their dreams, but this one related to you,

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<v Speaker 2>price keeper, Jenna, And it was such an oddly specific

0:25:57.520 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 2>dream that I had last night. So I had a

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<v Speaker 2>dream that you replaced Brooklyn Ross as the newsreader for

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<v Speaker 2>Kyl and Jakio.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh famed Brooklyn Ross's. He was one on one of

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<v Speaker 3>the very early podcasts of ours, one of the first guests.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like episode eight or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was our first guest. Yeah, fuck, what a.

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<v Speaker 2>Throwback anyway, Yeah, you replaced him as the news reader,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was not unlike the way you are here,

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:22.440
<v Speaker 2>because he's their third wheel, you know, he's not his

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:23.879
<v Speaker 2>name's on it in the show, but he chimes in

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<v Speaker 2>just as often as they do. And so you would

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<v Speaker 2>do that, and you read the news bulletins so beautifully.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like good morning, Jenna Benson, with the stories

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<v Speaker 2>you need to know now. But then as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't news reading anymore and you were just chatting

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 2>with Kyl and JAKIEO, you went back to the Genoino,

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<v Speaker 2>which was not a quivering mess, and I thought, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know she had it in it, but they

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<v Speaker 2>loved you. For what it's worth. It wasn't a bad dream.

0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 2>The dream doesn't make you look bad at all. But

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<v Speaker 2>I just thought, maybe we should see if she's actually

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 2>got it enough to be a good news reader.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder I really would have liked to psychoanalyze that

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:57.399
<v Speaker 3>dream and work out why you had it. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 3>need to be more authoritative and stand up for yourself

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:02.359
<v Speaker 3>in mitches. Maybe who knows.

0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I really think that that's one of those dreams where

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<v Speaker 2>there's no rhyme or reason and just do not get

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Georgina Walker the dream decoder on please, I'm not interested

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 2>in decoding that, all right, Well.

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 3>I can hear. I can get you a copy of

0:27:14.000 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 3>the news and everything from kids. It's all of your system.

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 2>So what I wanted to do was get her to

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<v Speaker 2>read and use bulletin. But I want to get Brooklyn,

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 2>her predecessor in the dream, her predecessor on the line.

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I can get Yeah, let's get Brooklyn. What for advice?

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Advice? And also I want him to hear the bulletin

0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 2>and give feedback, like is she good enough to replace

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>him one day? Because I don't know, Maybe he won't

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:38.159
<v Speaker 2>want to work for Kyle and Jackie forever. He's been

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:39.000
<v Speaker 2>doing it for years now, and.

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 3>He's been doing TV more and more recently.

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he wants to Brooklyn's looking for other options than Jenna. Now,

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 2>you should throw your hat in the ring. Is that

0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 2>what you do? Throw a hat in the ring?

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And journalists love hats. All right, I'm

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 3>calling Brooklyn Ross Okay, hugo, journalist, superstar newsreader on the

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:56.480
<v Speaker 3>Kyle and Jackie Oh Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You might be having his nap. Hello, Hi, chalk, it's us.

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:08.639
<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, Hi, Hey, I just interrupt your nap. No.

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh god, doess you don't sound it?

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 3>No, sorry, sorry, I'll get back into the she's just

0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 3>going over the biking wars in the crime Gangs of Sydney. Yeah,

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:19.200
<v Speaker 3>for tomorrow morning.

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Random question? How long have you been doing your job

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 2>with Kyl and Jackie for now?

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:25.680
<v Speaker 9>I think eight years?

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 3>Eight years?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So are you thinking maybe like you'll reach the

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>ten year mark and then start looking for other options.

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Have you thought about leaving ever?

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:34.280
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 9>Not really.

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Well, I just want to let you know

0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>that you do have the option because I reckon Jenna.

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 2>I had a dream last night right where our third wheel,

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Jenna for some reason, was doing your job, took at

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 2>the news reader and she was, you know, chatting with

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Kyle and Jackio during their segments as well, and they

0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 2>loved it. She well, we don't know in real life

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<v Speaker 2>if she's going to be good at it. So have

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<v Speaker 2>you got any tips? I'm going to get her to

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<v Speaker 2>audition and show you and you can join.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, an you tips for Jenna's first dive into it.

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<v Speaker 9>You've got to be really quick, like if you think

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<v Speaker 9>you're talking fast enough, basically double the speed. I think

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<v Speaker 9>that's what they want, so really quick and still it

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<v Speaker 9>has to make perfect clear sense.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard some news readers on kids that do not

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<v Speaker 2>talk quickly. Let me just say, you should give that

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<v Speaker 2>tip to some other people in.

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<v Speaker 3>The quite a few of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also, Jenna, well, how do you sort of do

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<v Speaker 3>you steer clear from putting your own personal opinions in Brooklyn?

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<v Speaker 3>Because Jenner is a communist? Should she include that or.

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<v Speaker 9>I support that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 9>Kyle would like that. You're basically in your script. You

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<v Speaker 9>have to keep that even and fair. But then if

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<v Speaker 9>you just start talking off script, then yeah, whatever you

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<v Speaker 9>want it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, well, we've just borrowed one of the scripts

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<v Speaker 2>from someone in the newsroom, so pressure is not on

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>you there, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 9>And yes, that is a hard bit, I will tell you,

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<v Speaker 9>so to do it. Well there Jenner writing it finding

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<v Speaker 9>the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, trying to put like less words less words.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants to be talent waltzy and have it written

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<v Speaker 3>for have an orange juice freshly squeezed on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So I've got the news everything, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>the bed, you've got the scrip, so just email that

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<v Speaker 3>to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm kind of confused. I don't understand the screen

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<v Speaker 4>you've got.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got, Brooklyn, any questions. You off to a good start, well,

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<v Speaker 3>wing it okay, okay, yeah, all right, Brooklyn, we need

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<v Speaker 3>advice after this. But this is Jenna's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Jenna works for WS. So how do you

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<v Speaker 2>start the news bulletins?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, would say, hey, I'm Jenna with what you need

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<v Speaker 9>to know now?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she's typing that she doesn't know her own name.

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<v Speaker 3>What was that jay word?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you spell it? Okay? So just hi, it's

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<v Speaker 2>standard Benson with the thory that you need to know now.

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<v Speaker 3>And also right at the end, I have the final

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<v Speaker 3>news bulletin before my show starts and they go, it's

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<v Speaker 3>now the Night Show with Mitchture.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can say, and now it's back to a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of mi to perfect great and then oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like that done?

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<v Speaker 9>Make it quick?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 9>What you're like?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, yeah, I know what I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you time this perhaps so we have the exact timer?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because don't they have to be like sixty

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<v Speaker 2>seconds or say, Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah, there's no strict time. But any more than that,

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<v Speaker 9>I would be I'd be questioning how good you are?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? You're ready, Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a twelve o'clock bulletin. Here a kiss, kiss news.

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<v Speaker 5>Right now, Hi, it's turning with the stories you need

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<v Speaker 5>to know now.

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<v Speaker 4>Scott Morrison says he's sorry, but reckons he wasn't doing

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<v Speaker 4>anything dodgy when he secretly made himself Minister of five portfolios.

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:36.959
<v Speaker 4>Some of his colleagues are calling for him to resign

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<v Speaker 4>the x PM, telling Kyle and Jackie, oh, the move

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<v Speaker 4>was necessary during the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, this, it's ship.

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<v Speaker 3>What was that?

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 5>It's about to play a grab?

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<v Speaker 3>I will ignore that. Yeah, through the grab, we don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>Keep going, keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>Anthony Albanez He says, the whole thing has UN's felt

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<v Speaker 4>it wrong. Anthony abnez He says, a thing has understanmined

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<v Speaker 4>our democracy?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you why do you keep doing that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I'm waiting because it's supposed to do it sting

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<v Speaker 4>or something. No, it's not through warnings about screening, warnings

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<v Speaker 4>about screening, prescription.

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<v Speaker 5>What this doesn't make sense?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, A teaching college sounding the alarm over, Oh god,

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<v Speaker 4>did this happen in your dream?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely? Not. She sounded like.

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<v Speaker 4>A teaching college sounding the alarm over literacy and numeracy tests,

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<v Speaker 4>saying not all brilliant teachers need to be brilliant mathematicians.

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<v Speaker 5>Your sports tech in a sec.

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<v Speaker 4>The NRL says it won't make a call on which

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<v Speaker 4>stadium will host the Grand Final until later in the week.

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<v Speaker 4>There's been speculation the event will stay in Sydney after

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<v Speaker 4>the Arral threatened to acxit over the stadium funding, but

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<v Speaker 4>the NRL insist talks are continuing with the Queensland government

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<v Speaker 4>about a possible shift.

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<v Speaker 5>The kiss cast is next.

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<v Speaker 3>And strike demos and cold and flu relief.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets it done? Always follow the directions for use and.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it's time for Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>What the weather?

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<v Speaker 5>There's no weather in here?

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<v Speaker 3>You just said the kids speak.

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<v Speaker 9>Out the window, Jenna say something.

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<v Speaker 5>The weather is currently sunny.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up and on the TV in the studio is

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen degrees and partly cloudy.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the weather.

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<v Speaker 3>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you start.

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<v Speaker 9>I think I'm very safe in my job.

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<v Speaker 7>Relief.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a yeah, I mean I like it.

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<v Speaker 9>I like the friendliness in your voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was nice, thank you, But do you

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<v Speaker 2>want that? When she's talking about devastating ship.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, there's a time and a place for the friendly nurse,

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<v Speaker 9>So just keep that in mind.

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<v Speaker 2>If she was like the five year old girl has

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<v Speaker 2>been kidnapped and stabbed.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Brook, and go with your nap.

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<v Speaker 2>So you really are a command You just read whatever's

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<v Speaker 2>in front of you, wouldn't you, appro says Oh, actually

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 2>AFL is not correct. I'll just correct it in my head.

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:04.719
<v Speaker 4>No, because I thought maybe it was because it's capital.

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's Australian rug you know, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just hitting me.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna is yeah, No, that's a National Rugby League NRL.

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<v Speaker 3>Jennery is a WSFM staff member. Maybe she'd feel more

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<v Speaker 3>at home if I gave her a WSFM intro.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, maybe if there's no pressure for her to

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<v Speaker 2>talk so quickly. Yes, do you have a WSFM script?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which Kate said the ws as well. Oh so

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 3>maybe we could do that, Jenner, if you're comfortable to

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<v Speaker 3>do that, Okay, I feel like that's that's more you anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, that's sixty second news hit was two

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<v Speaker 2>minutes and eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Jenna Weather, truly, that's not that's not strong. No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, you're ready.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm ready.

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Let's try and do ws you read, just take your

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 3>time with this, no rush and everyone in the car

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:48.760
<v Speaker 3>will be dead in three to six years. Your city,

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<v Speaker 3>your news, Sydney's one oh one point seven wsfair.

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<v Speaker 5>With your three o'clock update. Good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Jenna Benson. Flowed from the start is how the

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<v Speaker 4>premiere is describing the recruitment process that saw former Deputy

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:08.320
<v Speaker 4>John Barrellaro awarded a cushy taxpayer funded trade roll in

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 4>New York dominic perrete, handing down the report into the

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<v Speaker 4>recruitment process and promising to implement twelve of the thirteen recommendation.

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<v Speaker 2>A WSFM that the traffic has it. This will put

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<v Speaker 2>me asleep behind the wheel.

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<v Speaker 4>Including rules about how long ministers have to wait before

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<v Speaker 4>accepting public sector jobs post politics.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good job, great, that's done, well done. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>sit through their whole three minute vullatin.

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Well you know it's natural after that. WUSFM time saber.

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<v Speaker 4>Traffic partly cloudy skies with the chance of showers.

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<v Speaker 3>With the traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so traffic. WSFM don't have traffic. They're like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no need to bush, you're retired.

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<v Speaker 3>All of our listeners have lost their license from the

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 3>age of eighty. You can no longer drive. Oh, Jenna,

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:55.480
<v Speaker 3>that's tough. News reading is a tough gig. It is

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:57.759
<v Speaker 3>for your first go though. I think you did well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I used to be a news reader in

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<v Speaker 2>the two with the ur Newds through them back in

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 2>the day get out live or yeah yeah live. It

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:09.880
<v Speaker 2>was fucked really yeah, that's There was a brief period

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 2>when I first moved to Sydney that I thought I

0:36:11.600 --> 0:36:13.360
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be a journalist, but then I realized I

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck about the news and really kind

0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 2>of a credential of being a news reader.

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you want me to. I can get you

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 3>a news one if you want to.

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:22.479
<v Speaker 2>We don't need to keep playing around. Well, body proved

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 2>my worth in my two with the Artic.

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:25.479
<v Speaker 3>I'll be honest. If there's any news you could deliver,

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 3>I think it's.

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>News news.

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<v Speaker 3>Gas, that's what that was. Lady Gaga's currently on her

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 3>chrematicable to her and she's slaying the boots down house.

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 3>I hate gay news. I'm an advocate for gay people,

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 3>but you watch news, what are you referring to when

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 3>they're talking about like, oh, this one's for the girls

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.279
<v Speaker 3>and the gays and it's just some Gaga story or

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 3>some American horror story spin off.

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're not far off the mar But imagine

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 2>that's a lot of people that actually watch news, Like

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 2>a stay at home mum in the suburb and then

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 2>she hears and now it's side for gay news and

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 2>she's like, Sebastian, get down stairs.

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Your news is also entertainment news. I do it on

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:11.680
<v Speaker 3>my radio show. It's just like it's everything is It's

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 3>like nothing is real. We make it all up.

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 2>How dare you we do thorough fact checking on trash Alley?

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 3>It's true. No, not that show. I'm talking about the

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:21.439
<v Speaker 3>fake ones.

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:23.319
<v Speaker 2>You know your show.

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:26.520
<v Speaker 3>No, My show's very My tie up is very factually

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 3>tie with that penfold? Do do the tie up? It's

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 3>like my celebrity go segment every night? Okay, cool that

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>penfold does this tie up?

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay cool?

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Very fun every night?

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:36.439
<v Speaker 2>No, when did I ask?

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Excuse you?

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I stole that joke from Jackie. Oh I saw her

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:42.919
<v Speaker 2>say that once. That was absolutely killed.

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 3>It really cuts.

0:37:45.040 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why are you telling me about? That?

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.720
<v Speaker 3>Gets you in the guts? All right? Should we go? Everyone?

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:53.200
<v Speaker 3>We better yeah, you probably should. To be honest, we

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:53.800
<v Speaker 3>really should.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't give up your day job, Jenner.

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:56.480
<v Speaker 5>No, I won't pee.

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 3>I won't rip up your resignation.

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 5>Well you need that gig, yeah, absolute.

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:02.279
<v Speaker 2>How long have you been doing your current job for

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Johnson and Amanda?

0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 5>It would be two and a half years?

0:38:06.560 --> 0:38:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Is that all?

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 2>But before that I was still in something. Surely that's

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 2>not correct? Oh yeah, right right, Okay, how long have

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:12.840
<v Speaker 2>you been in the walls?

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 5>Four and a half years?

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Interesting, that's longer than I was in the walls. So yeah,

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 2>leaving soon, wouldn't he? Well, I was like three years

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:23.359
<v Speaker 2>and eleven months, so I just round up to four years.

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm at seven and nine months ago. Holy fuck,

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:29.399
<v Speaker 3>I know eight years is a long time.

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:29.839
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:34.319
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, when did I ask, you really need to set

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 3>it up? Don't you ship? When?

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know, when I was working here a few

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<v Speaker 2>years ago?

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<v Speaker 3>When like, when I was working now?

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<v Speaker 2>When and then you go? When do they ask?

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<v Speaker 9>If?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you go? When what you need to say? When? What? No?

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<v Speaker 2>You decide answering the question? They don't guarantee of how

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<v Speaker 2>the person is going to against them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like this great interview with RuPaul and Graham Norton

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<v Speaker 3>where he goes, he has all these little he has

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<v Speaker 3>like five or six catchphrases that he has, like if

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<v Speaker 3>he doesn't know what to say, he just says these things.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's one that he said that when you're in

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<v Speaker 3>a room with someone or at a dinner party with

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<v Speaker 3>friends and someone leaves and they come back in. When

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<v Speaker 3>they walk in, you go, okay, go on, tell her

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<v Speaker 3>to her face funny, just stirs up shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I just love because I've been watching drag Race.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep making these dumb jokes. Like earlier when you

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<v Speaker 2>said that you're with Telstra, I had to stop myself

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 2>from saying Telstra hardly Knowah, Oh, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>So dumb, but I love it. Everywhere they go, how's

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<v Speaker 3>your head? And the girls always gonna haven't got any complaints?

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<v Speaker 3>So they do it every year. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one season almost as ridiculous as that outfit Wow, Sassy,

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<v Speaker 2>the outfit jokes kill every time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, are you watching drag Race, Jenna? I am this season?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, get out, yep, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you listening to drag Race debrief?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>I am thankful?

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, she asked me earlier. How's it going?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that funny? I don't listen when there's a guest

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<v Speaker 3>host on. Jenna doesn't listen when she's not on.

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<v Speaker 5>I did listen to all right hey though, Oh good girl,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate this.

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<v Speaker 3>The oh I didn't think, oh, because she crushed a

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<v Speaker 3>car so she.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't side.

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<v Speaker 3>She check, she'd fat check. That's not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say.

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<v Speaker 3>It was very nice of him to come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, anyway, are we leaving or what? Yeah? Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>we are now, don't forget to head to the Lincoln

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<v Speaker 2>our Instagram buy so you can buy yourself one of

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<v Speaker 2>our brand new season four Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a glorious They're blue and blue and yellow ones.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how I feel about the gender neutral yellow color,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, and yellow is my favorite color.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the blue is gorgeous. It looks like it

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<v Speaker 2>was matured compared to last year's mugs with that baby

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<v Speaker 2>pink thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, all the mugs are available.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you missed out on one of our pop

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<v Speaker 2>sockets when we did that horrific summer merch drop, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>They're for sale again. It's all up on our merch website.

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<v Speaker 3>On Instagram and pop Socket. I use it every day,

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<v Speaker 3>day in day out. This has not sometimes I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I just noticed, remember how we have the competition,

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<v Speaker 2>who could sell more? You were selling blue, I was

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<v Speaker 2>selling yellow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite color. I don't give a

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<v Speaker 3>shit about the blue. I love yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look at that. I did say all along that

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<v Speaker 2>the yellow one was cute. But we've alsosly got pink

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 2>ones pink ones ever for sale, So it's the first

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:12.799
<v Speaker 2>time you're able to buy a pink pop socket. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's all there on the website. So we'll get

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:17.040
<v Speaker 2>them to your asap because we're doing it ourselves. Because

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 2>if you want something done right, you do it yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say that there's one limited edition mug. Has

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<v Speaker 3>it sold me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh it's solid within minutes. Wow. I have found

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<v Speaker 2>this old mug from last year and one of the

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<v Speaker 2>season three ones, and I didn't sell it because Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>graffiti on it, like he gave me a mono brow

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 2>you do freckles on your face. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I ordered that, I'd be pretty pissed off. But

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<v Speaker 2>then I realized, oh, I don't really want to keep it,

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<v Speaker 2>so we put it on clearance for like, we chose

0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:46.680
<v Speaker 2>a really chaotic price. It was like seventeen thirty two

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<v Speaker 2>or something, of course, and it sold out within minutes. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So yep, someone's got that putrid graffiti.

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<v Speaker 3>Mug like power of my art. All right, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>That's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the five star rating on Spotify or Apple podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter where you're listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, otherwise, we'll see you next week. Everyone, love you,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a d D Brief. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 2>On the end, we talked ship. Nothing's planned, no storm.

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<v Speaker 3>You saw? Did I talk shit?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Sorry? I love how you got so hung

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<v Speaker 2>up on the beat part. I was going to talk

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 2>about the actual subject matter, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't not look away. It was so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like going fishing with the rod and holding onto

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 3>the hook.

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<v Speaker 2>Jump in fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh good, far to great episode. Great to be back

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<v Speaker 3>three of us reunited yet again.

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<v Speaker 2>I should say that, you know how I said that

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 2>we're doing the mugs ourselves. Yes, and if you want

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>something done properly, you should do it yourself. Technically we're

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:16.520
<v Speaker 2>not doing it ourselves. But I didn't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>because I've hired someone, Yes, Emily, obviously you guys know them.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to say it without saying it

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<v Speaker 2>sounded like a Wane cuck. Yeah, like you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to say yes in a way, she's a producer slash

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<v Speaker 2>personal assistant. But I hate saying personal assistant. It makes

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<v Speaker 2>me sound like a wan cuck.

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<v Speaker 3>You just say assistant personal assistance. Gross. You could just

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<v Speaker 3>say but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Liked the alliteration of producer slash personal ppa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but she's my she's my assistant. Isn't as derogatory

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<v Speaker 3>she's my personal No, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>That's either way. Just saying she's my assistant.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that. Why did you just say? I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a friend, Victoria Devine who to do a radio show with.

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<v Speaker 3>She always talks about her staff and I always think,

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<v Speaker 3>ooh that sounds that sounds hot. They're all just PA's

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<v Speaker 3>and she's got an EA. Now my EA will email you.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I embellished and I said, yeah, my team,

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<v Speaker 2>well I say.

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<v Speaker 3>That about my radio show wanted to book. Guess they've

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 3>got a tiny team. But I'm like, yeah, the team

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<v Speaker 3>will get back to you, and it's just me with

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<v Speaker 3>a fake email.

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<v Speaker 5>That's like me with the digital team for WS.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just me. It's just your yeah, in a webcam.

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<v Speaker 3>I think producers good because we have spoken about this

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<v Speaker 3>off the cloud, and I think producers nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well because yeah, she does do producing content for me

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<v Speaker 2>and helps me with that stuff. But then she also

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<v Speaker 2>does the books. Yes, she does on my banking because

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<v Speaker 2>I've been I'm really bad at that. Like she puts

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<v Speaker 2>aside the money for tax and all that shit that

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<v Speaker 2>I never do. Yeah, everything I get paid, she has

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<v Speaker 2>to deduct thirty percent put in a different account.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, she's Oh my god. Should I call her

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<v Speaker 2>bookkeeper Emily?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Oh yeah, Emily price keeper up?

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<v Speaker 2>Bookkeeper?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not produced. Yeah, she needs to be bookkeeper, Emily.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you be yours? Just keep her because I

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<v Speaker 3>need to be around forever because you wouldore me. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>my keeper, queen?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I then?

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<v Speaker 3>Creeper?

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<v Speaker 2>Well a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you are my ghost. You're my business business partner.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds hot, I said some of the other time,

0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:12.799
<v Speaker 3>is my business partner and they were like really, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like yeah, because it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you want to be equal business partners, then

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<v Speaker 2>you can pay half of Emily's wage.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, then do I get Then I want to

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<v Speaker 3>be personal assisting because I don't care about the wink

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<v Speaker 3>of it all bookkeeper.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you're looking for someone, she's very good

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 2>and I don't really have a lot of hours for

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<v Speaker 2>her because I don't do much.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, imagine if we had an open, yeah,

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:39.800
<v Speaker 3>a polyamorous work relationship. We shared the same book keeper.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how lazy I am. Like, she goes, so

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<v Speaker 2>what do I do to write it? Invoice you for

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 2>the hours I've worked, And I'm like, you're doing the books.

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<v Speaker 2>Invoice yourself and pay yourself. I don't give a fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's really funny.

0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:51.600
<v Speaker 2>So I don't even know how much I'm paying. I really,

0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I haven't even seen the invoices. I'm just trusting Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch and I went for lunch the other day, work lunch,

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.920
<v Speaker 3>and we were like, I'll pay, I'll get a few,

0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:01.680
<v Speaker 3>and then we're both like, oh no, let's just put

0:46:01.680 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 3>it on the business on the podcast. So put it

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:06.600
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast on Apple Pay. And then Mitch goes, oh,

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 3>I was about to buddy call you the other day

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<v Speaker 3>and like absolutely ring you dry because Emily found a

0:46:13.040 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 3>whole bunch of Uber Eats chargers on the kiddy.

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Cherry. But then I looked at the prices

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 2>and my Uber receipts and I did the like and

0:46:21.200 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>the dates as well, and I was like, oh, they

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 2>were all me. I just didn't realize they had the

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:24.680
<v Speaker 2>wrong account.

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:28.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Plus they were all salad, so he knew that couldn't.

0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Tell you that on the bank. But yeah, I was

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:34.320
<v Speaker 2>about to accuse Jewry, but then I realized, oh me,

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 2>how dare you?

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:38.200
<v Speaker 3>I barely use it, although it is fun because an

0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Apple pey it comes up and it says A and

0:46:39.960 --> 0:46:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Z business or whoever we're with, and it's like, oh,

0:46:41.960 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 3>look I've got a business card.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Commonwealth Business. I think you're fine.

0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, common well, thank you, CommBank, Yeah all right. I

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<v Speaker 3>like bookkeeper, Emily. I think that's nice.

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:51.160
<v Speaker 5>That's nice.

0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:56.640
<v Speaker 3>It's officially that he's officially confirmed. Yeah, yeah, as part

0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 3>of the team. Yes, our staff.

0:47:00.280 --> 0:47:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Well she's mine, just saying yeah, she's true, Yeah, part

0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:07.200
<v Speaker 2>of my team. But she can liaise with you. Can

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:08.919
<v Speaker 2>you imagine if I ever got to a point where

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, can you guys go via Emily to

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:13.960
<v Speaker 2>organize recordings because she manages my schedule now and you

0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:15.719
<v Speaker 2>have to meta her and be like, when's Mitch free to.

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<v Speaker 7>Report this week?

0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:18.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you the podcast wouldn't last a week if

0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 3>that happened.

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Or if you hire her as well to do stuff

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:24.319
<v Speaker 2>for you, she can just tell us when we're both free.

0:47:24.440 --> 0:47:26.080
<v Speaker 3>What are we a race? Is it an houri rate?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we talk off the cloud, but i'd need someone.

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<v Speaker 2>When we're at contraceptive diaphragm Sam's birthday. The other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Emily, I will pay you an hour's wage

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 2>to get up and tell them to turn the music down.

0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:41.399
<v Speaker 2>It's too loud. She wouldn't do it. Oh fuck, I'd

0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 2>do that.

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:44.759
<v Speaker 3>I should have thrown me money. I would have done that. Yeah,

0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:47.399
<v Speaker 3>we were at all a contraceptive diaphram Sam's birthday, all

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:51.000
<v Speaker 3>three of us and my dad. Oh yeah, remember that.

0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 2>And then he said let's get a photo of comb's

0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 2>of me with your dad to send to Michelle, your mother,

0:47:57.520 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 2>and he like he did this. He just like sat

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:03.359
<v Speaker 2>back in his chair and went like jesttured to sit

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 2>on his lap. And I was like, all right, So

0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:08.120
<v Speaker 2>I straddled your father all the arms around him, and

0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:10.400
<v Speaker 2>then I like licked his bald head. Yeah, and then

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I like, is it with me and getting intimate with

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:12.760
<v Speaker 2>your family?

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a thing.

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I have no memory of kissing your sister, but allegedly

0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 2>it happens.

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 3>You have kissed my sister. You've now rode my father

0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:20.400
<v Speaker 3>ridden ridden.

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Sorry someone didn't top English.

0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 3>No, his name is Jacob Jenner.

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 2>That wasn't even thought. You're giving that more of a

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 2>laugh than its.

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 3>It was so dumb. Yeah, Gen, I think it's not hilarious.

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:36.600
<v Speaker 3>What did you say that before? When we were try

0:48:36.640 --> 0:48:37.920
<v Speaker 3>to record but I was running late. You were like,

0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:40.279
<v Speaker 3>where's Mitchell? And Jenna said he had an audience, which

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:41.759
<v Speaker 3>is the best description of me ever.

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I was waiting downstairs to be let up

0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:46.800
<v Speaker 2>and you said in the group chat, oh, I'm in

0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 2>a chat, and I thought you meant in a chat,

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 2>as in you had an interview your pre recording with

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 2>someone right, And then I came up. The studio was empty,

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, where the fuck who's he chatting to?

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 2>She goes, I don't know, but he had an audience,

0:48:57.200 --> 0:48:59.720
<v Speaker 2>so I was like, Oh, that is so you class.

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 3>I love it. I just stand up on a soap

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 3>box and go no one really listens, but oh they

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:07.080
<v Speaker 3>were listening. You know. I once had a bos tell

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 3>me in like a what do you call it when

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 3>you sit down with your boss and they give a review? Yeah, yeah,

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:15.759
<v Speaker 3>I get something like that. Isn't there a word?

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:20.440
<v Speaker 2>There's something, there's a word.

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:26.680
<v Speaker 3>But where just none of us have it touch base anyway?

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 3>He goes to me, you know what, for as talkative

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.279
<v Speaker 3>as you are, and for as disruptive as you can be,

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.960
<v Speaker 3>you're good for morale and and that's one of the

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:38.200
<v Speaker 3>big reasons we've kept you around. Imagine being good for morale,

0:49:38.480 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 3>Like we're in the trenches in Vietnam. Yeah, I like

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm the joker to keep everyone entertained while everyone's being killed.

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<v Speaker 2>Your level of talent and actual skill set different. Sorry,

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:51.120
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, you're just a vibe truly.

0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.040
<v Speaker 3>When I first started in radio, I would not stop talking,

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:56.320
<v Speaker 3>and they continuously said to me in air checks, like

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn just did to Jenna, stop talking, to use less words,

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:00.560
<v Speaker 3>stop talking, stop talking.

0:50:00.560 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Well that was you know how I said. I was

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 2>the newsreader back in the day. That's where I learned

0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:04.959
<v Speaker 2>the train doors trick that I've told you about.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the train doors trick. I think of that

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<v Speaker 3>all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you make a long story short. Just imagine

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<v Speaker 2>someone's on the train, you're on the platform, the door

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<v Speaker 2>of the closing, and that's the amount of time you

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<v Speaker 2>got to tell it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. I still think of that. I like that

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:17.040
<v Speaker 3>analogy anyway. Yeah, yeah, I do. I think that all

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<v Speaker 3>the time. Oh okay, I actually do train doors let

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:19.479
<v Speaker 3>me finish.

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and couldn't fully close. And then there was a

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<v Speaker 2>three minute gap between them.

0:50:25.719 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Actually Sydney train homeless man fell in between them. Oh no,

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:30.919
<v Speaker 3>old woman.

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't assumed gender in this happen as a.

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Homeless then and I they would record my audio and

0:50:40.080 --> 0:50:42.160
<v Speaker 3>then they'd go in with an audio software and cut

0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:44.279
<v Speaker 3>out words. So they'd send me back audio and go,

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:45.920
<v Speaker 3>this is what we need to do. When it was

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:48.919
<v Speaker 3>literally this is kiss Saturday height you have one kiss.

0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.880
<v Speaker 3>It's hilarious. I don't know what that sounds awful. I

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.280
<v Speaker 3>want to talk more. The train jaws have closed. Yeah,

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:57.960
<v Speaker 3>next next stop. We're wrong.

0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 2>The next trying to arrive on platform two goes to

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Hornsby via chats.

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh now, I was all stations to Cronella.

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Of course you were God to take forever.

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. That train line. It was an hour

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 3>to get from the city to Cronella. But it was

0:51:16.760 --> 0:51:18.799
<v Speaker 3>one way, no trains, no changing. It was really good.

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 3>The Illora line T five, T four.

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<v Speaker 5>T four, I think T four it's just me?

0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Or is the ill line under rating?

0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 4>This is just me?

0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Here? Is T four truly a godsend? It was in

0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:34.440
<v Speaker 3>T two this week? Well, you got a peppermint for

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:34.960
<v Speaker 3>that tummy?

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with your Tom Tom dad and tummy ache?

0:51:37.960 --> 0:51:38.960
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm a child?

0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's a phantom pregnancy. Is there anyone in your

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:43.040
<v Speaker 2>life that you might be going out in sympathy for

0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:46.879
<v Speaker 2>immaculate conception? That doesn't answer my question.

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just saying, maybe I've been immaculately conceived.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:54.520
<v Speaker 5>Oh you have immaculately conceived?

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:57.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, the Lord has been immaculately knocked up.

0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, correct, the Lord has just put one in me.

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Stabbed it right up there.

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 3>Stabbed it right up there without consent is a mess

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 3>without consent.

0:52:09.640 --> 0:52:10.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry about that.

0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 3>Are you watching The Mask Singer? Guys? I watched a

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 3>little bit joker.

0:52:14.719 --> 0:52:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I just watched the first episode because I was like, oh, yeah,

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:18.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm home on a Sunday. I'll pop it on in

0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 2>the background.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't like Hugh's his jokes and guesses.

0:52:23.239 --> 0:52:25.640
<v Speaker 3>It's gotten to the point where it feels like a

0:52:25.760 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 3>kid's show, like when Dora pauses for the child to

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 3>babble into the screen.

0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:31.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, who is it?

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:33.040
<v Speaker 3>Also?

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say? What was I going to say?

0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I had something really good?

0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 3>No, don't start that centence unless you can't you think

0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 3>it might be DEXI o'clock. Oh no, everybody, can you

0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:49.719
<v Speaker 3>backtrack you with talking about becoming It's becoming ridiculous. It's

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:51.759
<v Speaker 3>like a kids show, like Dora when children every wine

0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:56.439
<v Speaker 3>further jos. A joke's a joke. Are you guys watching

0:52:56.480 --> 0:53:04.279
<v Speaker 3>The Mask Singer? All stops to an hour too far?

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ship fast forward a.

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:10.279
<v Speaker 3>Home was them?

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 2>No, it's gone?

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Whatever it was I can't rewind any further. I'm out

0:53:15.480 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 3>of bed.

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:19.320
<v Speaker 2>It's gone. Sorry, I wanted to hear it.

0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:22.040
<v Speaker 3>You probably didn't generate the things he says behind your back.

0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:27.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I reckon. You could work on your rewind

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:28.080
<v Speaker 2>sound effect though.

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:35.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh really, yeah, mine is too. It's not good. Give

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:36.759
<v Speaker 3>me a sound. I'll do a sound effect for it.

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Give me a noise, a common sound phrase something.

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I can't think of anything off the top of my clip.

0:53:43.480 --> 0:53:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Anything, anything that would be giving you one be a clip.

0:53:50.320 --> 0:53:51.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I can't think of anything off the top of

0:53:51.920 --> 0:53:54.960
<v Speaker 2>my clip. That's the phrase. What are you asking for

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:55.520
<v Speaker 2>a phrase? I know?

0:53:55.680 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 3>I want a phrase. I want like like something that

0:53:57.600 --> 0:53:59.680
<v Speaker 3>I can make a sound of. I will imitate the

0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:02.760
<v Speaker 3>sound and like the rewind sound.

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should go, belly.

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:08.960
<v Speaker 5>Here, let's go.

0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:11.760
<v Speaker 3>What about a pepper mil cracking?

0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:12.040
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh, now that sounds like someone choking to death.

0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 3>Wow, maybe we should go.

0:54:21.280 --> 0:54:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 3>In the last minute, we've all suggested we go be

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 3>better and it's not. And it's a general yeah, in

0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:29.480
<v Speaker 3>what other profession does someone suggest we go? And we

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 3>pushed through. We finished this surgery. It was a success. No, no,

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:36.279
<v Speaker 3>come on, let's just cut open the appendix.

0:54:36.400 --> 0:54:40.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Okay, congratulations, miss Wiggins, you've been discharged from hospital,

0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:45.879
<v Speaker 2>but no stay, no rush at all.

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh if I told you about my GP, who's my

0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:52.480
<v Speaker 3>family doctor who it's now become so uncomfortable to have

0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:53.040
<v Speaker 3>a chat with.

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, weren't you saying that you and Hayden want a

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:55.879
<v Speaker 2>gay friendly GP.

0:54:56.200 --> 0:54:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:54:56.680 --> 0:54:59.439
<v Speaker 3>Yes, But my new thought is I can't possibly stand

0:54:59.480 --> 0:55:02.279
<v Speaker 3>by this man anymore. Doctor Sard, great practitioner, but he

0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:03.480
<v Speaker 3>knows you.

0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Could have some respect to news. This fool named doctor

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Sard Wonder Soap, Professor Wonder soap.

0:55:10.440 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 3>He's whites are very white. He knows all my family's problems,

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 3>so he'st what's your problem? Is it worse than your

0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:20.520
<v Speaker 3>grandmother's diary? You know NaN's good because good, and your

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 3>mother's blood pressure is back to normal. He knows everything

0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:23.440
<v Speaker 3>about my family.

0:55:23.480 --> 0:55:28.720
<v Speaker 2>It's taken Sardo to court because that's breaching patient confidentiality.

0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:32.319
<v Speaker 2>True if you didn't know about your grandmother's diary, true,

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:33.640
<v Speaker 2>and now everyone knows.

0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:34.160
<v Speaker 6>True.

0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Don't get me started on my dentist.

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:38.160
<v Speaker 2>What about him?

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:39.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, professor.

0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:41.520
<v Speaker 8>Not?

0:55:42.440 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:45.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to Professor Carl Gate.

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Psychologists are exclusively make.

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:54.040
<v Speaker 5>Up and beauty doctor Maplene.

0:55:55.560 --> 0:56:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm lo, Professor Mario Bodesca. I'm loving my my

0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:04.920
<v Speaker 2>new therapist, doctor Rymle London. Actually it works because makeup

0:56:04.960 --> 0:56:07.880
<v Speaker 2>brands are just people's dumb names. It just sounds normal.

0:56:09.040 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Rimmle London, Doctor Thin Lizzie.

0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:18.239
<v Speaker 2>The next one has to just be weight loss plans. Oh,

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 2>doctor Jenny Craig, my doctor slim.

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:25.879
<v Speaker 5>Fast, doctor Lady Shake.

0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, dr Absircle Pro.

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Now this is an all time It made no sense,

0:56:34.960 --> 0:56:36.280
<v Speaker 3>sounds like a Bond villain.

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:41.920
<v Speaker 8>I am doctor Bellett. You have got the LiPo, give

0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 8>me his number. Fuck, don't forget.

0:56:48.080 --> 0:56:48.759
<v Speaker 3>You can get a mug.

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:52.240
<v Speaker 2>You can buy one or multiple limited time only dogs.

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:53.480
<v Speaker 3>That's right. If you get a margg you get a

0:56:53.480 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 3>discount of pop Socket. If you haven't seen the rates,

0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 3>go have a look. Everybody. Yeah yeah, if you get

0:56:57.280 --> 0:56:59.440
<v Speaker 3>a margin, pop Socket then gets like sixty percent off.

0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:01.760
<v Speaker 3>I think it drops down to under.

0:57:01.760 --> 0:57:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Five bucks for bookkeeper Emily Smart.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a genius.

0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that that was happening, but I'm

0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 2>all for it.

0:57:07.400 --> 0:57:10.239
<v Speaker 3>I was in that zoom. No one else was, but

0:57:11.000 --> 0:57:13.040
<v Speaker 3>I logged into WordPress and I just fixed that up.

0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:15.640
<v Speaker 5>Or you just looked at the website like I bought

0:57:15.719 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 5>some you are you buy it?

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<v Speaker 3>That's my mitch impression. All right, everybody, back to the

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<v Speaker 3>back to usual programming. Adore you all leave a review

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<v Speaker 3>five stars please, and if you haven't left one yet

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<v Speaker 3>and you're listening, go fucking do it. I don't want

0:57:31.000 --> 0:57:32.000
<v Speaker 3>to have to ask you again.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

0:57:38.720 --> 0:57:44.240
<v Speaker 2>percent better today, that's all, so we do gorgeous. All right, Well,

0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:46.480
<v Speaker 2>we're going to get the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>See your bitches, tootles by slats. We'll catch you next week, idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>see you everyone.

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