WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Brit and Laura’s biggest red flags revealed LIVE ON AIR 🚩

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, Come on Halla, Happy Monday around quick, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure does? Welcome to the pickup for a new week,

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<v Speaker 2>all thanks to chemists warehouse heading today, great savings every day. Sorry, Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>are you being taken aback by the butterfly? On the

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<v Speaker 2>other side of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Room, Brittany has walked in to the studio looking like

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<v Speaker 3>a peacock that's ready to mate. He's got all of

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<v Speaker 3>her feathers, all of her feathers out, she's flaunting them.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a peacock. You go have a flower.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start at the toes. The nails have been done,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got a fake tan on. The eyelashes are done,

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<v Speaker 3>You've got your brows done, you had your extensions fixed.

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<v Speaker 3>I have never seen you look more put together, and

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<v Speaker 3>I have never felt more like I walked out of

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<v Speaker 3>a trash can, Laura said to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me a couple of days ago. No, sorry, this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura goes mate.

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<v Speaker 3>Last week, you look like you're in a swamp, like

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<v Speaker 3>she crawled out from under a bridge here, like I

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<v Speaker 3>was a troll.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, this week you looking really good. Yes, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>I've been peacocking.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got all my stuff done because my boyfriend, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>is on a plane as we speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben's on his way. Ben's coming from Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben is not Irish. Ben is from Scotland and he's Swiss.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know what that music was, wrong music,

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<v Speaker 2>because we all know how long since you've seen him,

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<v Speaker 2>over two months, and then we know that this is

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<v Speaker 2>what's your long distance boyfriend's coming to town and you

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<v Speaker 2>are wax strapped and ready to party.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he realize what he's being sold on though, because

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<v Speaker 3>like this is holiday brite, this is not a maintainable

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<v Speaker 3>version of yourself. He's only getting the best version for

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<v Speaker 3>very short periods of time.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you think I only do long distance relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I can just be at my A game

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<v Speaker 1>for that really short period and then I can fake

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<v Speaker 1>it the rest of the time.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got filters, you got all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, He's on the plane tonight, so we all know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm going to bring it back down to earth,

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<v Speaker 2>brit and Laura, because there is a way to determine

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<v Speaker 2>your red flags, and I found them. I know exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what red flags you guys are living with every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on the way with the pickup for your Monday

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<v Speaker 2>around Australia. It's Monday on the pickup with brit Laura

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<v Speaker 2>and Mitch. Right now, get half priced off cosmetics across

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<v Speaker 2>the maybe Leine Revlon Rimmel and Nude by Nature Rangers

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<v Speaker 2>or at Chemist Warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, there's an airbnb listing that is going absolutely viral online. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>when I say viral, not for good reasons. This isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful, immaculate castle where everyone's racing to go and stay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a list of rules that a host in

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<v Speaker 1>Australia has put on their stay, and they are absolutely wild.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of these rules at this airbnb are pretty standard,

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<v Speaker 1>like no smoking in the rooms. Yeah, obviously, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>leave the place as you found it, so be clean.

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<v Speaker 4>But then the owner has added rules. Only toilet paper will.

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<v Speaker 1>Be supplied on the first day, which I'm assuming is

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<v Speaker 1>one role. You cannot work from home. Don't if you

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<v Speaker 1>are renting this airbnb, don't stay home and work. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>use the internet too much. You can only use basic

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<v Speaker 1>amounts of internet. Towels are only supplied on request.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not even going.

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<v Speaker 1>To give you a towel longest days every four days

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<v Speaker 1>can wash.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it. No washing under four days anyway, they may

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<v Speaker 4>as wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, if you've stayed for less than four days, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't wash your clothes, so you can't use the washing machine.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Wi Fi is only adequate for making video calls or

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<v Speaker 1>light internet use.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean that's open to people's subjective views, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>But where is this list? Is it on the front

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<v Speaker 2>door when you enter, or on like the kitchen bench.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's on the front door. I think it's on

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<v Speaker 4>the listing as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like a double whammy set of rules,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so extreme that it actually goes against Airbnb's guidelines.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, to be fair, if they're going to have

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<v Speaker 3>these rules, you need to have them somewhere front and center,

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<v Speaker 3>because you don't want to get to day two and

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<v Speaker 3>then realize you've got no toilet paper levels.

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<v Speaker 1>You also can't look the rules up online on the

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<v Speaker 1>listing because you can't use the Internet's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the house anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>How much per night? Bridge? You know how much this

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<v Speaker 2>room is, because if it's expensive, then that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it's not expensive. It's fifty seven dollars room

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<v Speaker 1>per night.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>That is cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, fifty seven dollars per room per night. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not expecting to get a towel. I'm not expecting to

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<v Speaker 3>get the toilet paper. I'm just expecting to have a

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<v Speaker 3>bed that's got clean sheets on it.

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<v Speaker 4>I would rather you charge me sixty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>A night and give me toilet paper. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have to go buy my toilet paper when I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone to an air Charge me three dollars more, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, go sixty one dollars and let me use

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<v Speaker 1>the internet, sixty two dollars let me wash my clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>I will take it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it started with this big conversation now about is

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<v Speaker 1>Airbnb dead?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it going down the gurgler?

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<v Speaker 1>And are we all moving back to the old days

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<v Speaker 1>of the hotel line?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I am one hundred percent team Hotel. I will

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<v Speaker 2>pick a hotel over an airb all day, every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is that the buffet?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the buffet's and that's not even at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of my list. The moment I check into

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<v Speaker 2>a hotel and I tap that keey card on the door,

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<v Speaker 2>I am living my life with reckless abandon I will

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<v Speaker 2>flost my ass cheeks with a owl and then whipping

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<v Speaker 2>around the room like I'm in dirty dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>You do know that they have cleaners that have to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with everything that you do in that room, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They're getting paid body well to do it, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>paying through the room.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's paid enough to get a towel that has

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<v Speaker 1>flost your butt crack.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, no one people pay for that. You should see

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<v Speaker 2>my gum tree account. There's a lot on there.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, they have those industrial washing machines.

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<v Speaker 2>They dip those towels in bleach. Those towels, you rub

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<v Speaker 2>them on your face, you get, you know, scratch marks,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how dry they are because they've been bleached.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I feel like the opposite. I feel like if

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<v Speaker 3>you go to a hotel, the standard for which you

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<v Speaker 3>get for what you pay. Like you said, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>cleaner that comes every day. You might get turned down service,

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<v Speaker 3>You're never going to run out of toilet paper. You

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<v Speaker 3>even get your little little cosmetic pack you can take

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<v Speaker 3>the home. I feel like you get so much more

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<v Speaker 3>for staying in a hotel, whereas an airbnb, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>if you don't clean up after yourself, if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>put all the things in the dishwasher, you then get

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<v Speaker 3>stung with a ridiculous cleaning fee. And I think maybe

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<v Speaker 3>we all need to go back to being in hotels.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's pros and cons for both. I've recently

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<v Speaker 1>heard a rumor of people do in hotel rooms. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know some people boil they're underpants in the kettle?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't in a hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, who's to say that they aren't boiling their underpants

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<v Speaker 3>in the airbnb?

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<v Speaker 4>Then brute they may be.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying the rumors are about the hotel,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't personally need a turn down service.

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<v Speaker 4>I can pull my own blanket down.

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<v Speaker 1>But I appreciate you asking and interrupting my private time

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<v Speaker 1>to ask me if.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to pull my own blanket.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, if you guys are lying as if you just

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<v Speaker 2>haven't farted like a like a child in those hotel

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<v Speaker 2>room beds.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing that I do think is a bonus

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<v Speaker 3>of being in an airbnb over a hotel. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>a family and you've got kids, the ease of being

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<v Speaker 3>able to book something that has multiple rooms is great,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's very hard to do at a hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Interconnection. We've all been in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually we have to stick Lola in the bathroom mid

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<v Speaker 3>of Portacon, the freezing child. Yeah, we just stick her

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<v Speaker 3>in the bathroom, close the door, pretend like that's an

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<v Speaker 3>extra room. It's great works to treat everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Got all right now, I think I've just admitted mine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I found your red flags Britain, Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your red flag is wiping your butt on.

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<v Speaker 2>Tails blossing, I think, I said, And I know your

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<v Speaker 2>red flags and I don't know if you're aware of

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<v Speaker 2>them or reveal them to your next Here at the pickup,

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<v Speaker 2>it is the pick up around the country for your

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<v Speaker 2>Monday with Britt, Laura and Mitch head into chemist warehouse today.

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<v Speaker 2>Great savings every day. Girls. You often say to me, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you are perfect always.

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<v Speaker 4>That is what I walk in here. It's the first thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm say, Mitch. There's nothing wrong with you at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, constantly. All we have is admiration for your

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<v Speaker 3>beauty and kindness. Sorry, sorry I couldn't even get the.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. There's an ad that's going viral on TikTok and

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<v Speaker 2>it identifies your red flags by scanning your face, your

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<v Speaker 2>facial features, your energy, so TikTok says your energy through

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<v Speaker 2>the listen. I did it, and it's pretty bang on.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you don't have any so it must have

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<v Speaker 3>just glitched.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it means it's banged on, because it's actually

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<v Speaker 2>found my flaws.

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<v Speaker 4>What did it say?

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got the fields up here, I'm and do

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<v Speaker 2>it on myself one more time. I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got three red flags that come up. Minor sings

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<v Speaker 2>off key.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're a great singer.

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<v Speaker 1>You're rearly opera trained.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't don't, don't make me Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>That was on key h Red flag number two, high maintenance.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's getting closer, getting closer.

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<v Speaker 2>To the course.

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<v Speaker 4>You're one hundred percent high maintenance.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three cancels on plants.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, michturis looking at me because he knows

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<v Speaker 1>you are the biggest flaker I had.

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<v Speaker 3>Be looking at you. Mitch has not turned up to

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<v Speaker 3>a single dinner date, but we have organized.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Even get invited to your dinner dates.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were a chocolate, I'd be a crunchy, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be a flake.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be a picnic you would.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to go through these red flags. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to admit them, and we're going to move on.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to work for.

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<v Speaker 1>It.

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<v Speaker 2>Really is you or quiet? I'm scanning you? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>The red flags are appearing over Laura's head. Number one

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't floss.

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<v Speaker 3>I doos?

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<v Speaker 2>Number two can't cook for ship, Oh my god, can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three believes in ghosts, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for it?

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<v Speaker 2>See well, two for two, two for two?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but look, can't cook for shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Most people can cook kids food.

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<v Speaker 2>You're terrible cook chicken nuggets. All right, hit me up,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I'm doing Britt ready. The filter is on

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<v Speaker 2>for Britta. Red flags are appearing. Number one can't be alone.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean that I live my life alone.

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<v Speaker 2>So number two no sense of direction. Number three hopelessly single.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, actually they're all in two and three. A

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<v Speaker 1>pretty accurate Number one is no.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one is linked to number three.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always perpetually single, hopelessly single, so I'm always alone.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree, Britte. You think you can be alone, but

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<v Speaker 3>then you brought a dog, so you never have to

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<v Speaker 3>be alone. You literally are never alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe it or not. She has not once spoken back

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<v Speaker 1>to me when I speak to her.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got doctor Nicki Goldstein relationship expert on the line

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<v Speaker 2>because I want to work out who who has the

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<v Speaker 2>worst red flag. So Laura's was can't cook.

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<v Speaker 4>Britt was what was your perpetually alone?

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<v Speaker 2>Perpetually alone single? And mine was can't make plans? Cancels

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<v Speaker 2>on plans? Doctor Nikki, welcome to the pick up. Hello, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>where do you land on this? These bad or these?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you avoid them?

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<v Speaker 5>But these are really hard ones. I'd say the cooking

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<v Speaker 5>is fine, you can get takeaways, agree very much. But

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<v Speaker 5>the loneliness one. Right, So this is really different as

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<v Speaker 5>to whether you're alone because you're single, or one of

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<v Speaker 5>those people that can't be on their own and always

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<v Speaker 5>needs to be with someone else, as in, even when

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<v Speaker 5>you're in a relationship, if you're not with that person

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<v Speaker 5>all the time, you start to fret. So I think

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<v Speaker 5>that's probably out of the red flags, the one that

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<v Speaker 5>starts to become problematic in a relationship, especially if you're

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<v Speaker 5>with someone who likes a bit of independence because they

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<v Speaker 5>might have activities and friends and things that they want

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<v Speaker 5>to do. And if you can't be on your own,

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<v Speaker 5>guess who you're going to be calling them to say,

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<v Speaker 5>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to come over.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the inverse of that, though, I'm the one that

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<v Speaker 1>frets when I spend too much time with people like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one the one that wants to be on my

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<v Speaker 1>You're perfectly panatic for a relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I've got a lot of problems. We don't have

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<v Speaker 1>enough time to dig deep into those.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was gonna say, I'm not taking my relationship

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<v Speaker 3>with advice or personal self help help advice from TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I learned from that. Thank you. Now, something

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<v Speaker 3>happened to me over the weekend, which I want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you guys about. I think I might need to

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<v Speaker 3>get myself a pair of glasses.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, yea, we are hitting that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting old. I'm getting old. But you know it

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<v Speaker 3>did affect my kids this time. And look, you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>go down exactly as planned.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's next to the pickup. It is the pick

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you need to put in your journal.

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<v Speaker 4>Just go and go to Chemists Warehouse. Now I'll get

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<v Speaker 4>the sale.

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<v Speaker 2>Price probably better advice. Yeah, don'ty of us have a

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<v Speaker 2>journey there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, guys, something happened to me on the weekend

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<v Speaker 3>just passed. Now I think I need to go maybe

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<v Speaker 3>to an outometrist to get myself some glasses. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting old. Marley May, she's three and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>She is obsessed, and I'm talking obsessed with like fire trucks,

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<v Speaker 3>with policemen, with firemen, like loves a man in uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like Brittany, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Loves an essential workout.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but it's because they're like police officers and firemen

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<v Speaker 3>are actually so nice to little kids because they get

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<v Speaker 3>so excited, and you know, it's one of those things

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<v Speaker 3>that they kind of aspired to. They learn about them

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<v Speaker 3>in their books. So anytime Marley has seen a fire truck,

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<v Speaker 3>even an ambulance, she gets so excited by the fact

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<v Speaker 3>of seeing, maybe seeing or meeting a fireman. And every

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<v Speaker 3>time we have in the past, the firemen have been

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<v Speaker 3>so nice. Sometimes they've let her into the truck, like

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<v Speaker 3>she's had these really beautiful experiences and she loves it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like Disneyland for her. So we were walking through

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<v Speaker 3>the city and I spotted a fire truck at at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the street. It was kind of about

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<v Speaker 3>three blocks away, and I was like, Marley, look, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a fire truck. And she was so excited. She started

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<v Speaker 3>running down the street and I'm chasing after it with

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<v Speaker 3>the pram and there's Matt. Anyway, we get closer and

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<v Speaker 3>there's like four firemen on the side of the road

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<v Speaker 3>and they were obviously like in between, maybe having lunch

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<v Speaker 3>or something. And then there was one fireman and I

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<v Speaker 3>could see him in the front seat and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>what is he doing? Anyway, he had his shirt off.

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<v Speaker 3>He's getting changed in the midst of putting a different

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<v Speaker 3>shirt on. So anyway, Marley, she gets there first and

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<v Speaker 3>she's chatting to the fireman and I'm like running up behind. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>I gat to catch up and I'm like, oh, sorry, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter's really excited. She really loves firemen, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>being so nice. They're chatting, but they're kind of looking

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<v Speaker 3>between themselves and having a bit of a giggle, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what's going on here? Felt like the

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<v Speaker 3>one that was left out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Marley was in on the joke,

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<v Speaker 1>she's three, but yeah, you're the only one left out

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<v Speaker 1>of the joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then Matt arrives and Matt was like, Laura, what

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<v Speaker 3>are you doing? And he's confused, and then I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I saw the fireman, the one that was

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<v Speaker 3>in the front of the truck that wasn't wearing a shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>He comes out from behind the truck carrying a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a truck of strippers.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a fall.

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<v Speaker 3>They were half naked. Nothing about it even looked like

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<v Speaker 3>it was a fake fire truck. There was a group

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<v Speaker 3>of women on the back, and that this man with

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<v Speaker 3>no shirt and was carrying a woman. I then had

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<v Speaker 3>to come up with this elaborate story for Mali, telling

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<v Speaker 3>her her that this man had saved her. The building

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<v Speaker 3>was on.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're kissing because her lips are hot and he's putting.

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<v Speaker 1>The fire out in it because she was getting in

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<v Speaker 1>the shed off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it flows all burnt off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, there is a reason.

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<v Speaker 4>And that blow up doll, Well, we don't know about.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a poll on.

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<v Speaker 2>The back of the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>It took me until I was standing below it, and

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<v Speaker 3>still she was there, like making small talk with these strippers,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, Ah, there's a lot more to

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<v Speaker 3>this story that I'm going to have to explain. So

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<v Speaker 3>the moral of the story is strippers are nice too, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Moral story, Strippers great with children. Okay, let's go, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here. Laurie getting your eyes chick, please

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<v Speaker 2>please do well? What are your up nekes to drive

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<v Speaker 2>you home? If you missed any of the pickup you

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<v Speaker 2>can podcast it of course on the iHeartRadio app. Just

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<v Speaker 2>search the pickup and we will see you guys tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I see ya, see everyone by guys.