1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Podcasting. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 2: Hey, it's willing money on a Monday. Hope everyone's at 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 2: a wonderful start of the week. I got a cracker 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 2: of achoo tune to get through that bad traffic in 5 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes time. 6 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: Would Well, I. 7 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 3: Want to have a bit of an awkward off on 8 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 3: the radio right now. Why do I want to do it? 9 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 3: Because Donald Trump has just been seen really awkwardly walking 10 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 3: down a ramp. That video is going bunter online. It's 11 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 3: obviously very visual, so I'll stop talking about it now. 12 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, good idea, But I can already best Trump. Okay, 13 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: what have you got? 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 3: A horrifically awkward moment last night on the couch with 15 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 3: the girl that I've been seeing for about four to 16 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 3: five weeks. 17 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 2: Interesting? 18 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, her name is Joline. 19 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 3: I'm not sure if we're calling it girlfriend just yet 20 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 3: will interesting? 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,919 Speaker 2: But I wonder on how long that's going to take 22 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 2: to slip into that stage. Yeah, it's a good question 23 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 2: of an awkward chat, isn't it. It is an awkward chat? 24 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I had another awkward chat with her on 25 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 3: the couch which didn't go well. It was me trying 26 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 3: to take the next step. So let me take you 27 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 3: back to last night on the couch. She's actually going 28 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: away this weekend. So we were sort of plotting the 29 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 3: week and when can we see each other this week? 30 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 3: And I said to her, well, I've actually got family 31 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 3: dinner on Tuesday night, family dinner every Tuesday. I said 32 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 3: to her, Hey, why oh no, why don't you come 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 3: along to family dinner on Tuesday night? 34 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: Pause? Oh, it's a bit soon for that, isn't it? 35 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 2: My god? 36 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 4: What is it? 37 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: And what do you do there? What if she shuts 38 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: you out? 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: What if she's just sorry to comfort me? 40 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: That is no. I mean, I'm not trying to comfort you. 41 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 2: You know, you know, I live by the model that 42 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 2: you've got a lower expectations to imprevi your reality. Would's like, 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: I wonder if she's just parrying, and this week away 44 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 2: that she's got is just. 45 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 1: You think that's when she's going to break it off. 46 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 2: Well, she might just go anyway, We'll move on. She's 47 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 2: got a job, come back, shouldn't have to she just 48 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 2: leaves anyway. Well, look, yeah, pretty awkward. I actually got 49 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 2: an awkward one about you. I mean that's really awkward. Yeah, 50 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: very awkward. Shock thirty six five. If anyone wants to 51 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 2: join the awkward Off. Yeah, about a year ago, you 52 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 2: and I walked into a cafe and they were replaying 53 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 2: a song parody on the radio behind the barista that 54 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 2: you'd done earlier that morning on the radio your mid 55 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 2: coffee order. Obviously the barista didn't know that it was 56 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 2: you that was singing and new standing in front of 57 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 2: him your mid coffee order. He cuts you off, says sorry, mate, 58 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 2: turns the radio down, comes back to you and says why. 59 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: I think that's the worst thing to come out of 60 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: that speaker. I hope they don't pay that guy. 61 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: That was hard. I think I can top you on 62 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: cafes though. 63 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 3: Here we are, here, we are now, by the way, 64 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five. If you want to join 65 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 3: the awkward Off, what's the most awkward thing you have 66 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: ever experienced? I'm in the lead right now, but I'm 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 3: firing right back at you. Will remember when we were 68 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 3: in a cafe and you were talking to the waiter 69 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 3: about your order and he said to you, how's your 70 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 3: morning going? And you said, oh, pretty good, apart from 71 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 3: that really annoying kid that's just there, Like someone just 72 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 3: shut that kid up, and the waiter said, yeah, yeah, 73 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 3: that's that's actually my. 74 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 2: Child, same cafe actually back. 75 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing an awkward off. 76 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: So if you can join in, it's kiss Willem Woody 77 00:03:54,640 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. Well on a Monday afternoon, don't forget. You 78 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 2: can always stream us or even if you miss anything, 79 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 2: if you've got to get out of the cart, download 80 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. That's where the podcast is. In the meantime, 81 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: we're having a bit of an awkward off. 82 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm seeing the lead. 83 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 3: If I'm to be frank with you on the couch 84 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 3: last night, I actually invited the girl that I'm seeing 85 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 3: to family dinner on Tuesday night. 86 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: She paused and said, ooh, probably a bit early for that. 87 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's all good. That was the stinger I've 88 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 2: got to I think I've got one to top you. 89 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 2: We'll go to John Oh. You go to John Oh, 90 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: John O on thurday one of six y five. You 91 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: want to join the awkward Off? What have you got mate? 92 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 4: Good day there you good? 93 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: Make it all right? 94 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 5: So I went camping for the first time last week 95 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 5: with more missus and we've been going out for two years. Yea, 96 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 5: not to do a number two. So I've gone, you know, 97 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 5: walked off. While she has done that, she set off 98 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 5: the camp and she's actually returned after I've returned, and 99 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 5: she stepped in it. She's come back screaming I. 100 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 6: Still have. 101 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: John, mate, I'm sorry to ask you this live on it. 102 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 3: John, would you be interested in making that phone call 103 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 3: to her and revealing that it was you? 104 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 6: Oh? 105 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 2: Would? 106 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: But does that work? 107 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: John? 108 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: Will hold you out. We'll hold your number. We'll hold 109 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: your number. It's admisserable, gear phenomenal. Let's go to den. 110 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 3: I think he's in the lead though, by the way 111 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,919 Speaker 3: his awkward off, I'm dev. 112 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: We're fantastic. We're having an awkward off. Join us. What 113 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: happened with you? 114 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, well I definitely have an awkward moment for you. 115 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 6: So I teached at the Catholic School and it was 116 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 6: my first hear that. Anyway, we're doing gifts of the 117 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 6: Holy Spirit, and I was drawing some pictures. We had 118 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 6: to do a pictures of the gifts, and I was 119 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 6: trying to do her thumbs up. So I'm modeling what 120 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 6: we're doing, and the more I drew a sum up, 121 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 6: the more it looks like penis. And so I'm like, 122 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,799 Speaker 6: but then I had the emoji in my head. Okay, 123 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 6: let's do the nails. So I do the nail that 124 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 6: looks but the eyes penis and then you know the 125 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 6: fingers like the head. 126 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, where it's going there, it's going good stuff. 127 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,039 Speaker 2: We've got Morgan here on Thurday and one of six 128 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: five Morgan, you reckon, you can win the awkward off. 129 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 4: Oh hey, guys, there are going yeah, very good, very good. 130 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 6: Okay. 131 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 4: So I work in property management. About twelve months ago 132 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 4: I leased a house to this old Chinese couple and 133 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 4: then it's come to their inspection twelve months later. I 134 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 4: put on about twenty to thirty k whose thanks COVID, 135 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 4: And then she asked me what my name is. 136 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 2: I said, oh, my name is Morgan. 137 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 4: She goes, oh, don't yeah, another Morgan that works there. 138 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:56,839 Speaker 6: I said no, no, no, no, there's someone else Morgan Morgan. 139 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: I said. 140 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 4: I said no, no Christmas. 141 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 6: She goes, actually listen in your house and guys like. 142 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 2: This was me. 143 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 6: I said, I put on from rate. 144 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 4: They're like, no, it can't be you. 145 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: That's horrific. That's a horrific moment. That is a really moment. 146 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 2: Before we got a Cassie Wood's my mutual friend of 147 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: our legs. Mutual friend of our legs. 148 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 1: Lovely guy. 149 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 2: Lovely guy been quite shy to take home a lot 150 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 2: of people to his family. Took a girl home for 151 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 2: the first time one of the first times. Yeah, got 152 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 2: back to his house and he was showing her family 153 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 2: album photos of his family, and they're sitting there together. 154 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 2: They've been hooking up for a few weeks in the 155 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 2: lead up to this moment. Yeah, Yeah, And he shows 156 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 2: the family album and she recognizes one of the people 157 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 2: in the photo, said who is that and then said, oh, 158 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 2: that's my great grandfather And she said, oh, that's actually 159 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,239 Speaker 2: my great grandfather. 160 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 3: Too, looking at with his sister, his sister cousin. 161 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: Cassie Rick. And you can win the awkward off. 162 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 4: I think I can. Boys. I'm a teacher and I 163 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 4: once started in a student space. 164 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 3: So many questions, How the hell did that happen? Cassie, 165 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 3: How do you get in that position? 166 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 4: Because when you when you think about it, I'm standing 167 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 4: up wandering around the classroom and they're sitting down. So 168 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 4: I'd stopped to talk to a student and there was 169 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 4: a student behind him. Yeah, and completely silent classrooms, and 170 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,199 Speaker 4: it just it, just. 171 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 2: There. It was. 172 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,199 Speaker 1: Did he react, did he say did he say anything? 173 00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 4: They all pissed themselves. I keep it together, yeah yeah yeah. 174 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: Did you clear the room not? Did you sound like 175 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: a run out seconds? 176 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 2: Srilling? 177 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: What are podcasting now?