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Speaker 2: Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
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Speaker 2: you had to listen to that intro.
Speaker 4: So I'm on the show with the girls, only on
Speaker 4: the radio.
Speaker 3: And you're still very confused.
Speaker 2: Every Saturday morning, we do a radio show Mitch Churi,
Speaker 2: who is our beautiful co host on the show, and
Speaker 2: every Saturday we package up the radio show, so it's
Speaker 2: here in a beautiful bite side little morsel for you
Speaker 2: to consume. Well, we and when I say we, Mitch
Speaker 2: churry and I has laughed. But Laura pranked Matt. She
Speaker 2: got him pretty good. Well, as you guys know, we're
Speaker 2: getting married at the end of the year, so November,
Speaker 2: and we decided that, you know, the wedding is all
Speaker 2: very stressful at the moment. Matt hasn't really been attending
Speaker 2: any of our meetings. So we have a wedding planner
Speaker 2: who's been helping us a little bit, and Matt's just
Speaker 2: not been there, which was surprising.
Speaker 3: He's been very busy.
Speaker 2: But I thought this is the perfect opportunity to get
Speaker 2: him back for that.
Speaker 4: He took the to didn't ever blind and sinker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did say I would rather drink my own piss,
Speaker 2: which was probably my.
Speaker 1: Favorite part of the holidays, and I was a bit excessive.
Speaker 1: But speaking of Piers, I did go on a plane
Speaker 1: at night. I did forget how discussing they can be sometimes.
Speaker 4: So mud had a holiday, but we're not short on
Speaker 4: those segways.
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Speaker 4: With Hockey and Laura Burn.
Speaker 2: Some of you guys might know, but Matt and I,
Speaker 2: my partner, Matt and I, we have been planning our
Speaker 2: wedding and now we have two kids, and it's been
Speaker 2: on the backburn for quite some time. But at the
Speaker 2: end of this year we are actually finally getting married.
Speaker 2: And there is so much planning that goes into organizing
Speaker 2: a wedding.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, we have a wedding planner who's on board,
Speaker 2: but we both Matt and I unanimously agree that we
Speaker 2: are going to have a very very.
Speaker 3: Low key wedding.
Speaker 2: It's going to be small. It's going to be just
Speaker 2: family and friends. It's not going to be a big
Speaker 2: instagram a big instagram able event.
Speaker 3: That's not what we want.
Speaker 1: A little surprising for me, but this is why we
Speaker 1: decided to pull a little prank on our boy, Matt.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, Matt hasn't been showing up to
Speaker 2: any of the wedding planning meetings that we've been having.
Speaker 4: Well he will from now on.
Speaker 2: So I thought it was time to get him a
Speaker 2: bit of payback on that one. Hi baby, how you going, Jim?
Speaker 2: You know how I had the meeting yesterday with the
Speaker 2: wedding planner. Yes, she has a couple of ideas, and
Speaker 2: I know that we have been pretty strict around like
Speaker 2: wanting it to be low key and everything and having
Speaker 2: it like very small. But yesterday she was talking about
Speaker 2: there was a few things that she kind of gave
Speaker 2: me ideas on and I have been thinking about it
Speaker 2: and I really wanted to kind of run a few things.
Speaker 3: By you hear me out.
Speaker 2: Firstly, I know that we said we have a very
Speaker 2: conservative budget for flowers, but because of where it is
Speaker 2: and it's like that big open space, I think that
Speaker 2: we should put some more money into the flowers so
Speaker 2: that we can have like a really beautiful archway like
Speaker 2: all the way leading down the aisles to make it
Speaker 2: like a real centerpiece. So I'm thinking, like we need
Speaker 2: to have like cascading flowers down that side. The amazing
Speaker 2: photos she has shown me has has changed my mind.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking we need to go a bit more out all.
Speaker 5: I mean, I like flowers.
Speaker 6: Wise, I'm not really fuss you know, like obviously I
Speaker 6: wanted to look good budget like budget wise, flowers are
Speaker 6: just like already taking up like so much money, Like
Speaker 6: how much?
Speaker 4: How much more are we talking?
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, it sounds like a lot, but like
Speaker 2: she said, it would be around thirty thousand dollars. What
Speaker 2: I mean we could there's ways that we can do this,
Speaker 2: like you know, we could maybe even.
Speaker 7: Laugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, what if we got Woman's Day to put it
Speaker 2: in the magazine and just went with that and got
Speaker 2: like the money from there.
Speaker 5: I would rather drink mine your eye.
Speaker 4: Day, Yeah, like I want to.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm totally down for more flowers, but like
Speaker 5: I just think for that much money flowers, is that
Speaker 5: you put them in after the event?
Speaker 3: Well, no, my mum will probably take them more home.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 2: But also, okay, look, we're going to do this once,
Speaker 2: like let's go all out.
Speaker 5: I just think we'll always like I've got one hundred people.
Speaker 5: It's not like we're not being conservative at all. Like
Speaker 5: we're already dropping a heap of money. But don't you
Speaker 5: is that really going to make your wedding? Is that
Speaker 5: if you if you tell me, that is like my
Speaker 5: dream come true. This is like the very first time.
Speaker 5: I feel like I need to come to more of
Speaker 5: these meetings, to any of.
Speaker 2: The meetings, Like you haven't been to any of them, so.
Speaker 5: Like because because you were you were you were the
Speaker 5: one initially who was like, I don't want to spend
Speaker 5: too much money on this, so I was like.
Speaker 3: Now I do absolutely Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, last thing I wanted to talk to you about
Speaker 2: is in terms of MCing and stuff, especially if we
Speaker 2: do go down the road like the route of selling
Speaker 2: it to Women's day What if britt was the MC.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care if BRIT's the MC. It's just
Speaker 5: I don't think Women's Day care. Who's am seeing the wedding?
Speaker 3: So wait, do you want to sell it to a Wednesday?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Would you be okay with?
Speaker 7: All?
Speaker 1: Right? Cool?
Speaker 5: Like I think that would like be the worst idea
Speaker 5: you've ever had in your entire life.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, apparently Brittany's going to be the.
Speaker 3: Time down the MC of the wedding.
Speaker 1: Thanks Mattie Jay, Sorry, my love you on RADO and
Speaker 1: I don't want to have thirt thousand dollars with a flowers.
Speaker 4: Believe it or not.
Speaker 5: He's waiting for the day that you guys try and
Speaker 5: Frank me, did you?
Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, what the what do
Speaker 7: you about?
Speaker 5: You want to spend thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: In a wedding, but I'm going to beat those women's.
Speaker 5: Day take photos. That's not going to happen.
Speaker 3: Do you know what we can end it. We're gonna end.
Speaker 1: I have two little pigeons at the end that we
Speaker 1: rounded up. That is about all our budget will allow
Speaker 1: right now. Then even pigeons, I can't fly to chickens, chickens, seagulls.
Speaker 5: This is actually the most we've spoken about the wedding
Speaker 5: in about four months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are the worst.
Speaker 2: We're still unorganized anyway, No, we don't need to do
Speaker 2: what is smoking?
Speaker 4: Well, thanks Matt, you're a I love that he stopped
Speaker 4: his gym.
Speaker 3: Also, also, honey, do not worry.
Speaker 1: Everything is going exactly to plan and there's no surprises
Speaker 1: and you don't have to come to any meetings.
Speaker 5: It's okay, okay, great, Can I get back to the gym?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Made love You is a keeper? Thirteen one sixty five.
Speaker 4: What did your partner hate at your wedding? We've got
Speaker 4: Jess morning.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So when I booked our wedding. I thought that
Speaker 8: I was doing the right thing by putting it on
Speaker 8: a long weekend because I was like, you know, it
Speaker 8: gives the run the extra day off to recover from
Speaker 8: all the festivities and all the drinks and everything like that.
Speaker 8: I didn't think about the fact that the NRL Grand
Speaker 8: Final was always on the October long weekend.
Speaker 3: Aroocky era.
Speaker 8: My partner is like the biggest Melbourne Storm supporter in
Speaker 8: the world. As memorabilia all through the house it just
Speaker 8: so happy they made they made the Grand Final that year,
Speaker 8: and he's he's at the wedding, I'm not kidding, on
Speaker 8: his phone trying to live stream the game while we're
Speaker 8: at our own wedding.
Speaker 1: At the reception or at what part of the wedding.
Speaker 1: Was he trying to lie stream the game? They're like,
Speaker 1: you need to say I do.
Speaker 3: He's just like God.
Speaker 8: In his defense, in his defense, we'd already done the
Speaker 8: official wedding part of it. But we're at the reception
Speaker 8: and he's in between speetures trying to run out to
Speaker 8: like you know, the outside the working area, trying to
Speaker 8: get reception on his phone to watch it. And the
Speaker 8: worst part is banded up winning. It was like a
Speaker 8: really good game.
Speaker 1: Well he went allowed, what though, I like when you say,
Speaker 1: you know in his defense, in your defense, he also
Speaker 1: had a say in picking the date. The guy could
Speaker 1: have been proactive in this decision making. Has been very
Speaker 1: active in the decision making.
Speaker 4: Laura, let's go to Natalie and Gregory Hills. Tell of Natalie,
Speaker 4: what did your partner hated your wedding?
Speaker 7: We actually had a security guard sitting in the middle
Speaker 7: of the dance floor the whole night. Every single photo
Speaker 7: we had the security guards standing there with like this
Speaker 7: cranky look on his face.
Speaker 1: Why why why did you need security in the middle
Speaker 1: of dance floor? Was there some rogue dancing or.
Speaker 8: There was a pretty rogue dancing look there was?
Speaker 7: There was there was some parts coming off and some
Speaker 7: top coming off.
Speaker 2: There was some dance moves that were truly I legal,
Speaker 2: they really were.
Speaker 8: But yeah, it was probably just just before the end
Speaker 8: of the COVID restrictions. And yeah, he obviously didn't like
Speaker 8: so many people there.
Speaker 4: So I'll hang on.
Speaker 1: So you didn't employ a security guard to come to
Speaker 1: your wedding, So you're not You're not Beyonce or something, but.
Speaker 3: The venue no, no, Well, you could have been an alias.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so so that then you had the
Speaker 1: security guard, and now every fody you've ever got has
Speaker 1: a security guard in it.
Speaker 3: Of your wedding.
Speaker 4: At least just tell people he's a cousin.
Speaker 2: No, he's the cranky cousin sits on a dance floor.
Speaker 4: Always all black and has security written on the chest
Speaker 4: and his shirt gun gud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's really secret.
Speaker 4: It's a secret of cousin Joe in twenty two.
Speaker 2: Your Saturday Morning, the last time Bad Hockley and Laura
Speaker 2: Ben ladies.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: Coachella's at the moment when were like the little mini break.
Speaker 4: There's like week one and have a break so the
Speaker 4: artists can go like hydro and rest and then week two,
Speaker 4: next week recover. Coachella is a weird place. The big
Speaker 4: names that Harry Sales is performing, Billie Eilish, But did
Speaker 4: you know a lot of lesson known artists also get
Speaker 4: their first big break at Coachella. Like really, I'm talking
Speaker 4: fringe artist somes that you'd never something, you've never even heard,
Speaker 4: some with even very obscure names Brittany.
Speaker 2: And Laura, the ones that if you know who they are,
Speaker 2: you're really cool.
Speaker 4: Oh if you know cool, you know so. I've got
Speaker 4: some of the best names. I'm going to give them
Speaker 4: to you. You have to tell me whether or not
Speaker 4: it is a real name or in fact, a made
Speaker 4: up name.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to know that. I don't even know
Speaker 3: Harry Styles.
Speaker 2: Oh come, sometimes it's shocking how a radio show. I
Speaker 2: don't know any musical artists.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go number one. Let's start with you, Britt,
Speaker 4: which is a real band playing at Coachella, which is
Speaker 4: completely better Emma and the Sniffers or Emma and the
Speaker 4: Swallowers's real first one. One's real ones fake emmel and
Speaker 4: the Sniffers, Emil and the Swallows.
Speaker 3: Haven't called this off the Swallowers.
Speaker 1: It's got to be the Sniffers Snippers.
Speaker 4: She's done it.
Speaker 2: Wait, there is a band called Amil and the Sniffers.
Speaker 4: Very good. I've seen them live.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting. Anyone who knows what you would know
Speaker 1: that this is.
Speaker 3: A very interesting name.
Speaker 4: Beautiful eyes. All right, Laura, your turn. Put down that
Speaker 4: coffee ook Storia. Laura is the man playing at Coachella.
Speaker 4: Real fake Prince Prince Samsung sorry, or Princess Nokia.
Speaker 3: Prince Prince Nokia.
Speaker 4: Princemung, you're not looking, Princess Princess Nokia. There'll be royalty there,
Speaker 4: Princess perform.
Speaker 2: A fantastic What a stupid name?
Speaker 3: Stupid Let's never get them on because we just called them.
Speaker 4: She's behind you right now. Let's go, Laura, back to you,
Speaker 4: back to you? Is the band playing at coach fake
Speaker 4: land dragons or beach goons?
Speaker 3: Is that a beach like having a glass of wine
Speaker 3: at the beach. I'm going to go a land dragon?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think, Laura.
Speaker 2: I'm very I'm very good at this game.
Speaker 4: A fantastic I love the hit. Paul Shard nay, alright,
Speaker 4: I should get this right. You win, Laura Burn?
Speaker 3: What do I win? Mitch Churi?
Speaker 4: Unconditional love and tickets to Coachella? Real band playing at
Speaker 4: Coachella or fake emotional oranges or physical pairs? Physical pairs?
Speaker 3: Physical surely is the emotion for the.
Speaker 4: Wind, oh, ladies and gentlemen. And that gets us to
Speaker 4: a tiebreaker.
Speaker 3: Do we have a tiebreaker band?
Speaker 4: I'm a tiebreaker band, which this.
Speaker 3: Music is actually giving me anxiety.
Speaker 4: Thank you. It's a million dollar hot seat band playing
Speaker 4: at Coachella. Buzz in with your name first to buzz
Speaker 4: in and get it right with real band playing at
Speaker 4: Coachella or made up whipped cream, salted.
Speaker 3: Butter Brittany, Brittany salted butter, salted but I hate but
Speaker 3: why did I pick butter?
Speaker 4: Sadly, that's wrong, Brittany as lost. Laurie, you what the queens?
Speaker 2: Nothing lying an emotional and emotional orange and a whipped
Speaker 2: cream or butter or whatever it was.
Speaker 3: I've heard of one of those bands in my life.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: We're going to be really sort of eating our own
Speaker 2: words when one day one of them is super famous
Speaker 2: and on here and we have to say, I'm very
Speaker 2: sorry that we slanmmered the emotional orange.
Speaker 4: Emil sorry, and to the sniffers as well, we also apologize,
Speaker 4: but I'll have.
Speaker 3: The Sandy shardonay on any harm.
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Speaker 1: on Life on Cut podcast every Thursday. You guys, run
Speaker 1: your deepest, darkest, sexiest question.
Speaker 4: Love him It's sorry. It is my favorite part of
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Speaker 3: Now are you writing the sexy questions?
Speaker 4: Don't you? I've been Tracy, I've been Sandy. I love it.
Speaker 4: Every week I'm like a new woman.
Speaker 1: We do my best to answer them, and I have
Speaker 1: a hot, sexy little one for you guys today. I've
Speaker 1: been with my partner for about a year and a
Speaker 1: half now. He's wonderful and a really great guy. At
Speaker 1: the very beginning of our relationship, he judged me heavily
Speaker 1: on my past relationships and sexual encounters with other men.
Speaker 1: Now this was before I even knew he existed. Because
Speaker 1: he thinks that sex should be special and not just
Speaker 1: a bit of fun. I have done nothing but except him,
Speaker 1: all of him as he is, including his past, which,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, is considerably more colorful than mine.
Speaker 1: He since apologized for it all, but I can't ever
Speaker 1: help feel like I can be fully myself and I
Speaker 1: can't talk about my past relationships ever at all because
Speaker 1: he doesn't like it. How do I navigate this? And
Speaker 1: is this normal?
Speaker 4: That's a problem?
Speaker 2: No, And I don't like the double standards that are
Speaker 2: happening here. That something's okay for him, but he expects
Speaker 2: different from her because she's female. I think we can
Speaker 2: all agree that this is heavily and deeply seated in misogyny.
Speaker 1: Yep, misogyny leaf Yeah, yeah. The patriarchy.
Speaker 2: But also I think in this and something that we
Speaker 2: can like when you write it out, like it's so
Speaker 2: obvious that he's jealous, and I think it just sort
Speaker 2: of shows how his own insecurity. So it has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with you in your past, has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with whether you've had relationships that have been meaningful
Speaker 2: in their sexual experiences or whether you've had a whole
Speaker 2: lot of fun at the meantime as well. It's like
Speaker 2: that is completely beside the point because it was before
Speaker 2: your relationship with him, and him getting upset about something
Speaker 2: that happened before he even came along just shows his
Speaker 2: own insecurities.
Speaker 1: And this has actually have a name. We've done a
Speaker 1: podcast episode on it. You can google it. It's called
Speaker 1: retroactive jealousy. And it can be a real issue. It
Speaker 1: can be very detrimental to that when you look back
Speaker 1: when you were so jealous of somebody's past but you
Speaker 1: weren't even involved, like you don't even know them, you
Speaker 1: know nothing about them, but you can't and you get obsessive.
Speaker 1: It's when you go on google your current partner's exes,
Speaker 1: you see what they did, and then you get jealous
Speaker 1: that maybe four years ago they went on a really
Speaker 1: romantic trip to Italy.
Speaker 3: But why haven't you been on the romantic trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that kind of thing, become a bit obsessed
Speaker 2: with your partner's ex and like, are they prettier than me?
Speaker 3: Are they funnier?
Speaker 2: You know, you're trying to figure out if your level upward?
Speaker 4: Why did that with you? Guys? When we started the show,
Speaker 4: I wanted to see what are the mails you've had
Speaker 4: on And I've blocked many people like Facebook, Carl Steven Ogaannight,
Speaker 4: we don't talk.
Speaker 3: Poor Maddie Jay, he is out of here. No, I've dated.
Speaker 3: This is a real problem.
Speaker 1: I dated someone in the past that I could not
Speaker 1: talk about anyone else I had ever been with.
Speaker 4: So he really flagged.
Speaker 1: He knew nothing about what didn't work out, but he
Speaker 1: knew nothing about anyone I'd ever dated, because it was
Speaker 1: a problem. But at the end of the day, if
Speaker 1: you want to be with this person, there's got to
Speaker 1: be some level of respect.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't want to hear about your past, you
Speaker 3: don't have.
Speaker 2: To talk about it and controversial, but like I think,
Speaker 2: of course, you don't want to talk too much about
Speaker 2: your exites.
Speaker 3: Of course, there's a limit to it totally.
Speaker 2: I think knowing a little bit about your partner's past
Speaker 2: and who they've been with and everything else gives you insight.
Speaker 2: It makes you connect with them even more so. I
Speaker 2: just think he's very jealous and just shows that maybe
Speaker 2: he has a few insecurity.
Speaker 1: Maybe just put the PowerPoint presentation away or your relationships.
Speaker 4: With that download Excel, make a spreadsheets all right? If
Speaker 4: you want to get in touch with the girls Lifeline
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Speaker 4: on Caunt radio show and Laura Ben Brittany Huckey just
Speaker 4: back from a fresh little trip to Thailand.
Speaker 1: I am can got a cocktail, not on not on site.
Speaker 3: I just brought it home with you in a little lake.
Speaker 3: Keep up.
Speaker 4: Well, she's got some travel stories. We're unpacking that next.
Speaker 4: But now, like this has caught my attention. I saw
Speaker 4: it last night. I thought the girls would love this.
Speaker 4: Scientists have identified the most universally pleasing smell.
Speaker 3: Why do you think we would love this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there was one show that you melly woman
Speaker 1: who doesn't wear deodorant.
Speaker 4: That you came without rex owner on and we all went, oh, well,
Speaker 4: that's the most non pleasing smell. Couldn't you.
Speaker 3: That I'm discussed?
Speaker 4: Why don't you ask me if you could use you
Speaker 4: like I forgot?
Speaker 3: You can I use? It was a kitchen spray or something?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't No, guys, guys, I couldn't find my deodorant.
Speaker 2: And I asked if you could use air freshener, and
Speaker 2: the answer discussed unanimously. Know from everybody else this.
Speaker 4: Could you use Viva handtower as toilet paper?
Speaker 1: I have, yes, of course you can, but you do
Speaker 1: what you get rough, for sure. You're not good for
Speaker 1: the sewer system though, or.
Speaker 4: The fine skin down there, the butt hoole.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, anyway, anyway.
Speaker 4: From buttholes to smells, this is I found is very
Speaker 4: interesting because the most universally appealing smell that you guess
Speaker 4: it is vanilla.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not surprising to me.
Speaker 3: The slightest, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like vanilla is a smell that's not everyone's favorite,
Speaker 2: but everyone kind of likes it.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so it's so fine.
Speaker 4: Well, they ranked smells based on pleasantness and they crowned
Speaker 4: the winner, which is vanilla. It's not to say it
Speaker 4: was everyone's favorite, but it was the most nice. It
Speaker 4: was the most rather nice.
Speaker 3: See your favorite smell? Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you, but a smell, a smell that's
Speaker 2: like a very special smell. Is a newborn baby, that's
Speaker 2: like and you really want.
Speaker 3: To sniff that, right, milk?
Speaker 4: It's warm milk.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is. You think that
Speaker 2: they should smell horrible because they're so gluggy and.
Speaker 1: Grassy smell were talking about newborn like placenta still on them,
Speaker 1: or new ones they've had their first wash?
Speaker 3: Oh for fresh, pretty fresh?
Speaker 4: How soon after gim Bertha your babies you sniff them?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't wash my first daughder for thirteen days after
Speaker 2: she was born, and she smelled so good.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to wash professional. I didn't want to
Speaker 3: wash the smell away.
Speaker 4: And what mad is like, I've run a bath. You're like,
Speaker 4: no one more day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to keep this, keep the good stuff.
Speaker 4: Someone got a bottle.
Speaker 3: I am sugar. If you have to wash your child, no.
Speaker 2: The midwife say, the longer the better. You don't have
Speaker 2: to wash them for like the first two weeks. You
Speaker 2: just you just you know, give them a little pal
Speaker 2: but you don't need to wash them. I mean like
Speaker 2: I bathe more than once in thirteen days. Yes, you
Speaker 2: are a fresh newborn baby skin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's like a little bird that
Speaker 1: you have to bathe, but I do not. My favorite
Speaker 1: smell is but can I just like, can I just
Speaker 1: go to the opposite here, the antithesis? My most hated smell.
Speaker 1: It will make me pretty much vomit on the spot. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's two things, both things that are cooking. The cooking
Speaker 1: of mince when you first put raw mince.
Speaker 4: Into oh yeah, I get it. My nut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm okay with.
Speaker 1: And even worse than that is when you put butter
Speaker 1: in a pan and it starts to melt. That will
Speaker 1: make that will make me vomit on the spot.
Speaker 2: That is such a weird one because that smells delicious.
Speaker 3: Who are those things you're talking about? Smell great? No,
Speaker 3: I will be out the door. It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: My most hated smell is actually vomit, which is a
Speaker 2: real problem when you've got kids because it's just usually
Speaker 2: everyone vomit poo.
Speaker 3: It's just it's a it's a free for all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a slippery slide. With you, especially.
Speaker 2: D Hockey and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday Morning.
Speaker 4: A cut radio show, pretty hockly a very tanned b
Speaker 4: h at that you've just come back from Thailand.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't want to rub it in, guys, but
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 4: So nice we saw on the socials.
Speaker 1: I had a really great time. But that's not what
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about. I want to
Speaker 1: talk to you about thank goodness, because I don't think
Speaker 1: I could take it anymore.
Speaker 4: And we just walk out. Let you keep talking.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I think that well, I think I forgot.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people forget what goes down
Speaker 1: on a plane. There are some pretty disgusting things that
Speaker 1: go down. I'll I want to ask you about something.
Speaker 1: So I used to do this. I mean I have
Speaker 1: done it in my younger days, but I didn't really
Speaker 1: care and I didn't really think things through.
Speaker 3: Two things.
Speaker 1: Firstly, I watched someone get up.
Speaker 3: I'm going to watch it in multitude.
Speaker 1: People then go to the bathroom just in socks, so
Speaker 1: they've obviously kicked their shoes off. You know, you're sleeping
Speaker 1: on your chair. It's pretty optimistic that no one's had
Speaker 1: a dribble on the floor. I'm really hoping that it's
Speaker 1: cleaning there. I didn't really think about it right. I
Speaker 1: saw them walking in because I remember they had bright
Speaker 1: socks on, so I clocked the socks. But then I
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and it was pretty, it wasn't great,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hang on a second. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's on their sock. Then they're going to walk out back,
Speaker 1: put that on their seat, put it in their shoes,
Speaker 1: put it on there.
Speaker 3: And then people do, and I reckon, Laura is one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: And then if your first pop it in someone's mouth.
Speaker 4: They put their feet.
Speaker 3: They put their.
Speaker 1: Feet on the between the chairs in front of you.
Speaker 3: You know when people like rest their legs. I think,
Speaker 3: so then that urine sock is going on the chair
Speaker 3: between the legs.
Speaker 2: Look, I draw the line at going to a bathroom
Speaker 2: with socks. I have to wear shoes to a bathroom,
Speaker 2: but I do sometimes put my feet up.
Speaker 4: She put them. Laura puts her feet up that he
Speaker 4: put in the car.
Speaker 3: She puts them up everything. I think there are two
Speaker 3: types of people.
Speaker 2: People who can sit with their feet and their legs
Speaker 2: flat normal and then people who just cannot get comfortable
Speaker 2: and have to have their legs up all the time,
Speaker 2: and I'm either they're.
Speaker 4: Crossed or the rest syndrome.
Speaker 3: I just can't sit still. I am the same, That's
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 1: I will sit with my legs up everywhere. You'll see
Speaker 1: on any of these recordings, I'll have my knee up
Speaker 1: at my chest. But on a flight, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to put my foot up in between someone and have
Speaker 1: my little toes splattering around touching the air.
Speaker 3: Look, it's a real lack of respect.
Speaker 2: But also I think on an airplane, the big thing
Speaker 2: is is like yours, so many people in such a close,
Speaker 2: tiny little compartment, but you're on it for so long
Speaker 2: that all sense of like normal etiquette for how you
Speaker 2: should behave goes out of the winut.
Speaker 3: You can you're in your own bedroom, international law exactly.
Speaker 3: You're up there in the air. It's there's no rule.
Speaker 4: What's number two? Because you said two things.
Speaker 3: Said that. The second thing was that your feet when
Speaker 3: people put their toes in urine feet, it was the
Speaker 3: pitterly toes. The number two.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're laying down and you're like, you
Speaker 1: try it your seat, you turn your head to the side,
Speaker 1: and then two centimeters from your eye is a urine toe,
Speaker 1: and you like, get.
Speaker 4: Out of here.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 4: I've had a sleepover it long.
Speaker 1: After all the time that we've been banned from flying.
Speaker 1: I will take the pittly toes. I will take the
Speaker 1: feet on my seat, just to get out and enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Brittany, Then you top it thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 4: What's the grossest thing you've seen on a plane? Because
Speaker 4: pittley toes is up there, maybe you've seen someone sneak
Speaker 4: out of the bathroom who've just joined the male high club.
Speaker 4: That's gross.
Speaker 3: I don't know how people can do that. Have you
Speaker 3: ever joined Maho? No? But I would like to try.
Speaker 3: I would love to join it.
Speaker 4: Well, let's see, can you top britt story thirteen one
Speaker 4: o sixty five? Give us a call here at Life
Speaker 4: one cut right around Astralia. Just come back from Thailand.
Speaker 4: Laders and gentlemen, It is Brittany Hockley.
Speaker 3: Now are we in an elevator?
Speaker 4: I had a friend of panic. This is tropical music.
Speaker 3: I no, I think I've been on hold for twenty
Speaker 3: minutes to a caller on the.
Speaker 4: Snow Guys, I want to take you to Brittany Hockley
Speaker 4: with a sun tan on. You have a cocktail friend
Speaker 4: of Penny behind your ear because you've just had a
Speaker 4: very stressful flight where people smelly gross feet or up
Speaker 4: on the plane.
Speaker 1: They put their pittley feet on her seat, but say,
Speaker 1: urine toes on the feet. I just wasn't about it,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to know what people thought was gross.
Speaker 1: I think your openly feet put her upper that's a process.
Speaker 1: I feel victimized here. You guys always come for me
Speaker 1: in the discussion for.
Speaker 4: Your thirteen sixty five. What's the grosser thing you've sent
Speaker 4: on a plane? Let's got a Lisa, Hello, welcome to
Speaker 4: the Holiday Holiday Club. Lisa, what's the grosser thing you've
Speaker 4: sent on a plane?
Speaker 7: Well? I have not myself. My colleague went into the
Speaker 7: laboratories and found a log on the sea.
Speaker 2: I mean to be fair, though seats are very small.
Speaker 3: Maybe they missed and didn't realize a log. We're taking
Speaker 3: like a like a like a new guy. You know,
Speaker 3: there's really does just now got logged. I would know,
Speaker 3: like a poopy log. I think I think we're talking
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I just need to CLARIFYO.
Speaker 4: Lisa, Oh, well, yeah, poo on the thing.
Speaker 7: I don't know how you get it on a seat, Like,
Speaker 7: how do you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Ocacially if you accidentally did the whole log, it's a
Speaker 1: whole log, a solid log, was there?
Speaker 3: What do you just like flick it into the bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well exactly right, So probably what my colleague had to
Speaker 8: do to get.
Speaker 1: Rid of it.
Speaker 2: So what I'm taking from this is that we understand
Speaker 2: a smith, but not a full log.
Speaker 4: Yes, there we came.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the sme either.
Speaker 4: Also, I'd say, if yours already come in peace, give
Speaker 4: a little kicking in your foot already, you may as
Speaker 4: well get both on it. Tests. Oh, hi, test test,
Speaker 4: tell us what's the grossest thing you've seen on a play? Hello?
Speaker 7: Well, I was flying like budget when I was traveling
Speaker 7: across Asia and the plane was absolutely packed and there
Speaker 7: were little kids all around me and one needed to
Speaker 7: go to the bathroom med quiet, which, oh dear standard.
Speaker 7: So the mom grabbed out a bottle and let the
Speaker 7: key the kid we in the bottle beside me.
Speaker 3: Back on.
Speaker 2: Oh, was there a big line? I have a question,
Speaker 2: and I'm coming to this as a mum. Did was
Speaker 2: there a big line and was the kid very little?
Speaker 7: I know the kid was young and like I had
Speaker 7: my my cousins like traveling with us as well. The
Speaker 7: kid was young, but like old enough to take to.
Speaker 1: To know yes, and to not be peeing in a bottle. No, okay, look,
Speaker 1: no judgments here.
Speaker 4: Better than in the UNICEF change bag though it's in
Speaker 4: the front of the seat.
Speaker 3: Or in their pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah true, better than in his pants or around the
Speaker 1: person next to his feet so they can put their
Speaker 1: feet up on lunch.
Speaker 4: We had that test. We also hear there one more
Speaker 4: one more story.
Speaker 7: Yes, So I was I like splurged and went business class.
Speaker 7: I was like just a one soft thing to experience it.
Speaker 7: And it's like the middle of the flight, about to
Speaker 7: like lay back, start sleeping, and I looked to the
Speaker 7: side and there's someone's foot beside me.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not on business. That stuff doesn't fly.
Speaker 1: We are, well, it literally does fly, but you are
Speaker 1: you are on business.
Speaker 3: There is the ample room in your own space.
Speaker 2: You ban me, you can get away with that, but
Speaker 2: you can't do that stuff in business.
Speaker 1: So did you did you kick the foot out?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm really like not confrontational, so I just got
Speaker 7: a blanket and put it over their foot. They would
Speaker 7: feel it and be like, oh that's inappropriate and call
Speaker 7: it back.
Speaker 3: Probably thanks for keeping my feet.
Speaker 2: Well I think next time, Next time, just spill a
Speaker 2: little bit of water on their feet and then say oh,
Speaker 2: sorry accident, and.
Speaker 3: Then they won't do it. Get the message.
Speaker 4: Just clip the toenails with the free Quantius little sanitary
Speaker 4: pat helped.
Speaker 1: You out the life cut radio and Laura Burntty.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I can see how you got photos
Speaker 4: of is that a nude Pete Davidson?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what he is, a nude Pete Davison.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't even look nude. He's got so many
Speaker 3: Why are you looking up pictures of nude Pete Datason?
Speaker 1: Like halfway through the show, it's like, it's not for
Speaker 1: my own pleasure, this is because I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you about something. It's an article that I just saw.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bit O T T so Pete
Speaker 1: dat We all know Pete Davison and Kim Karashian, it's
Speaker 1: all we're in on the news. They're dating, they're in love.
Speaker 1: But Pete Davison has like a multitude of tattoos old
Speaker 1: Kim and about Kim, he got dedicated to her.
Speaker 2: Well, he got one recently that said, my girlfriend's a lawyer.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend's a lawyer, and that's Kim's favorite tattoo. So
Speaker 1: she's thriving on this. He's getting her on. Of course
Speaker 1: she's done, but I mean she's only past the baby bar.
Speaker 1: She's not a lawyer yet. Calm down, Kim.
Speaker 3: But like my question is if someone I.
Speaker 1: Think if I was in the early days of a
Speaker 1: relationship and my partner when got a tattoo of like
Speaker 1: my face or something on me, I think I would run.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd be going on ellen de generous
Speaker 1: and talking about it.
Speaker 2: I would be like a little bit worried that maybe
Speaker 2: he was going to lock you in a basement, brute
Speaker 2: if you decided to give a tattoo after a.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: But give me the ick.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I don't have that problem cause I've
Speaker 1: never had anyone to do anything romantic for me. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have like it's a bit excessive for me
Speaker 1: to jump to the tattoo thing. Have you have you
Speaker 1: ever had a partner do anything super romantic like that?
Speaker 2: Like I had a guy once asked me to be
Speaker 2: his girlfriend on national TV.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, romantic.
Speaker 1: That's the worst you see, I've got dumped on national
Speaker 1: television talking about no one has given me any romance.
Speaker 2: No, But I think, okay, I think it's kind of
Speaker 2: interesting if you look at like, what are some of
Speaker 2: the things that some people would find romantic? Like someone
Speaker 2: would look at that getting a tattoo and see that
Speaker 2: as being like, what a beautiful gesture of commitment, and
Speaker 2: somebody else who wasn't quite as into the relationship would
Speaker 2: see it as being way too over the top.
Speaker 1: Well, I have a few little like romantic things, normal gestures.
Speaker 1: I want you to tell me if you think if
Speaker 1: you're too much or if you're happy for them?
Speaker 3: Breakfast in bed sounds great? Do you actually like it?
Speaker 3: Like the logistics of what that means.
Speaker 2: If I could spend my entire life inside my bed,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 3: In a minute. That's a cocoon of my bed.
Speaker 2: I think once you, once you have kids, you really
Speaker 2: it's really underrated, just how much time you want to
Speaker 2: spend in your bed.
Speaker 1: Okay, picture this, You've gone for a romantic walk. You're
Speaker 1: at Sydney Harbor flash mob.
Speaker 2: Oh no, The idea of somebody doing a flash mob
Speaker 2: is my idea of going straight to hell.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what if anyone's if my future
Speaker 1: partner's out there, I would love like a flash mob
Speaker 1: engagement or something.
Speaker 3: Oh god too much. I would want to just dance.
Speaker 3: But I just want to dance. Okay, what about sorry?
Speaker 4: Can we just you want a flash mob so you
Speaker 4: can be in it.
Speaker 3: I don't think it works.
Speaker 4: I think the whole point is that you're taking by.
Speaker 4: You're not down on a corry.
Speaker 3: You read the break. Okay.
Speaker 1: What about when it's your birthday or something special, You're
Speaker 1: at a restaurant, The restaurant's packed, it's very quiet, and
Speaker 1: then they organize, like you know when they organize a
Speaker 1: cake to come out with candles and sparkles, and everyone
Speaker 1: sings and claps, and I.
Speaker 3: Don't mind that.
Speaker 2: I know some people are very Matt hates that, like
Speaker 2: it's like his idea of hell as well. He just
Speaker 2: doesn't like the public eyes on him. But I really
Speaker 2: like to get the entire restaurant singing up on tables.
Speaker 4: Everybody. Oh Sam, I'm pointing at families, kids in high jias.
Speaker 4: I'm like infant vocal cords.
Speaker 3: But you'll see it's like six month old.
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: And what would it take for you to get a
Speaker 1: tattoo of Matt on your body?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a tattoo for my girls. Is that
Speaker 2: too over the top?
Speaker 3: I name their name.
Speaker 2: Matt has Marley's birth date on her on his arm.
Speaker 2: He hasn't gotten lollers yet, poor thing.
Speaker 3: When you got the.
Speaker 1: Second child, you get forgotten about.
Speaker 2: But we're gonna I'm going to get a matching tattoo
Speaker 2: with him, and then we're both gonna to get our youngest.
Speaker 3: Is does that make us? And they're cringe that we're
Speaker 3: gonna matching.
Speaker 1: Mary Lawla Brittain Right, Yeah, okay that and then Michtury
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 4: Button one on each cheek. Baby. All right, We're done, girls,
Speaker 4: What a good first show back. I'm arrested on the
Speaker 4: light holiday and.
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