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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: Last time a girlfriend member was on the show, she

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Speaker 2: was trying to sing some script lyrics.

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Speaker 3: The last month to say, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 4: She's in the studio right now. Welcome him, Thank you boy.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be back. First time in the studio

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Speaker 4: with us.

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Speaker 1: Yes, COVID hasn't let me come in, but now I'm

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Speaker 1: back and better than ever.

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Speaker 4: Better than ever.

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Speaker 5: It's a low bar right now because of your last performance.

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Speaker 4: With your last performance is was it more nerves or do.

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Speaker 1: You do for sure it was in the sweats I was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a sweaty task to do radio, I would presure, so,

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Speaker 1: you know, quite a moist.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're both look a bit moist at

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Speaker 5: this time of day, no doubt.

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Speaker 2: Now let's let's let's talk about So you're actually up

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Speaker 2: here visiting woods, which is really nice. Yes, you guys,

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Speaker 2: You guys said your first time to get the last time,

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Speaker 2: which is wild.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very special.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 5: Actually we talked about it was like it was a

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Speaker 5: first date almost because we didn't seen each other for

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Speaker 5: so long. We were both quite nervous, so it was

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Speaker 5: this weird like we always know each other, so well,

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Speaker 5: you know what it's like.

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Speaker 4: What was the first thing he said to each other?

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Speaker 1: Hey girl was woodies Jesus Christ, and he was in

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Speaker 1: the bushes and he didn't know how to get into

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Speaker 1: the bar that I was in.

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Speaker 5: And then I went the wrong way and then I

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Speaker 5: ye nervously yelled out, hey girl, through it a bush

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Speaker 5: and she didn't know who it was. And then I

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Speaker 5: was like, it's it's wooty yeah, and then I kept

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Speaker 5: walking the wrong way and then went to the end.

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Speaker 4: Then she was just screaming my name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a cracker of a story. Let's let's get

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Speaker 2: down to brass tags if we can, because yeah, this

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Speaker 2: wonderful night which was you know, filled with really memorable moments.

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Speaker 2: But then this morning, which one of you dickheads woke

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Speaker 2: up and thought that you'd get matching tattoos.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a joint decision. Yeah, we looked each

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Speaker 1: other in the eyes and we said, let's get matching tattoos.

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Speaker 5: It actually yeah, like we both, yeah, we both thought it.

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Speaker 5: We just had the best night together. We forgot to

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Speaker 5: get dinner dinner the night before, so it's been weird.

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Speaker 4: But then we woke up.

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Speaker 5: In the morning and we were just having such a

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Speaker 5: lovely morning and like we're both like three to one.

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Speaker 1: Matching tags, matching matching taps.

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Speaker 5: It's actually and then we were like, oh, well, we've

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Speaker 5: only got a few hours before we've got to get

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Speaker 5: in here. So we were like, you know what, we'll

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Speaker 5: only get it if we call the closest tattoo parlor

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Speaker 5: and they can fit us in right now.

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Speaker 4: So it wasn't a pre planned thing.

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Speaker 1: Now, we tried to get them in Perth when we

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Speaker 1: were there last time, but it is a pre plane thing.

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Speaker 4: It's something you've been talking about it.

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Speaker 1: It was a joke.

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Speaker 4: It was initially it was a joke.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a joking Perth and then a few

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Speaker 5: close friends of ours talked out of it.

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Speaker 2: And just if you can explain to me how Harry

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Speaker 2: Potter's involved, it'd be great. You've obviously both gone the

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Speaker 2: Harry Potter lightning scar on you no, and.

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Speaker 4: I was worried about this. It's not it's not a

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Speaker 4: Harry Bottle lightning.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: It looks identical to the Harry Potter lightning scar.

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Speaker 4: It's almost like you straight from the film set.

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Speaker 1: What are you?

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Speaker 4: What were you thinking, surely one of you is like,

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Speaker 4: hang on a sec.

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Speaker 2: We're just going to look like Harry Potter die hards

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Speaker 2: if we get a lightning bolt tattooed on us.

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Speaker 3: What are you thinking?

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Speaker 5: Actually, well, okay, the idea is ext So it's a

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Speaker 5: zig zag, right, It's like a vertical right now, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: vertical zigzag. And because Mimi's first letter of her name

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Speaker 5: is an M yes, and Woody first letter double you yes,

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Speaker 5: so if you flip at a certain way, it's actually

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Speaker 5: an M or a double you.

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Speaker 1: Last part about this is your name's Edward and my

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Speaker 1: name is Jacqueline, so.

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Speaker 4: It's not actually your name.

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Speaker 5: If we lead into the Harry Potter thing. I'm not

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Speaker 5: a big Harry Potter buff, but isn't it true that

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Speaker 5: the reason that he got the scar was because love

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Speaker 5: conquers all because someone he loved, his dad or something

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Speaker 5: that reaching?

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Speaker 4: Am I reaching? You're reaching a bit?

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Speaker 2: But that's all right, Okay, you're getting father reaching.

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Speaker 5: We could claim that we could almost hold.

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Speaker 1: Hands across this table anyway.

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Speaker 4: That's just an inside thought. I think she was following

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Speaker 4: on with the reaching.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I still don't think that works.

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Speaker 4: About metaphorically reaching.

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Speaker 1: You are just you know, you know, anyway, it's getting

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Speaker 1: holder in here and.

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Speaker 6: All right, probably a good time for us to take

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Speaker 6: we're done break, I'm not done the way I'm not done.

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Speaker 4: And if we're actually going into a.

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Speaker 6: Song, and I'm going to make sure if anyone wants

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Speaker 6: to say these for themselves, we're gonna take a photo

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Speaker 6: of you two idiots and we're gonna put it on

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Speaker 6: Wheeling Woody on Instagram, so you can see the tattoos

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Speaker 6: for yourself. Should be up there in a couple of minutes,

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Speaker 6: but we'll be back at the other side of his girlfriend, Mimmi,

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Speaker 6: and they're matching tattoos.

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Speaker 2: Wardrow, your girlfriend Mimi came up to join us. We're

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Speaker 2: up in Sydney at the moment, living together. She's been

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Speaker 2: with you for sixteen hours and you two managed to

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Speaker 2: get matching tattoos. Proudly Harry Potter tattoos which you'll get

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Speaker 2: you immediate entry into Flogwarts, no doubt about it.

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Speaker 4: Already made that joke. I made that, Joe. That was

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Speaker 4: an allfair. It needed to be shared on. It needed

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Speaker 4: to be shared on it. That one it's good gear.

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Speaker 4: It's a zigzag yeah, zag zag. Also looks like this

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Speaker 4: car and HP's head.

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Speaker 2: Now you're probably all thinking to yourself, you'd love to

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Speaker 2: see the tattoos.

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Speaker 4: Great news he has got a photo of them during

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Speaker 4: the song. Head on to Willing what you can check

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Speaker 4: it out for yourself. Looks great, looks great. Probab gonna

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Speaker 4: get a lot of love on online.

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Speaker 5: I imagine a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Love now if we can get down to brass tag,

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Speaker 2: because I mean, like, at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure you guys, I know you're very

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Speaker 2: in love. You're gonna be together for a very long time.

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Speaker 2: But you and I've worked on radio for a long time.

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Speaker 2: We know that people get matching tattoos and nearly always

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Speaker 2: when they break up, it's a disaster. I'm sure that

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Speaker 2: this is going to be something that lasts forever and everything.

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Speaker 5: Like that, the tattoo or the relationship.

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Speaker 4: The relationship, Yeah, the tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Both because it was pretty expensive.

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Speaker 4: It was expensive to get a zig zag Guess how much?

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Speaker 4: Guess fifty bucks? One hundred and fifty eight.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could have done it for you

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Speaker 2: for free.

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Speaker 4: It's like a minimum spend at tattoo.

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Speaker 5: But there's like a minimum one hundred and fifty, so

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Speaker 5: that I think.

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Speaker 4: How long did it take? Actually took ages? Yeah, what

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Speaker 5: Draw the stencil, get the right zig zag? You know

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Speaker 5: there's a real art to find in the right zigzag?

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Speaker 5: Will sure, right, Thinness Thick.

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Speaker 2: So anyway back to what I was saying, though, you

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Speaker 2: and I have spent ten years. Every month or so

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Speaker 2: we do a topic on what dickhead's got tattoos.

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Speaker 4: When they are in a relationship. Yeah, it's pretty hard.

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Speaker 4: Did they then cover the tattoo?

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Speaker 5: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Year Yeah, Like again, I'm sure that you've got your

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Speaker 2: relationship last forever, have either. But I think it's wise

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Speaker 2: to have a contingency plan in this situation for like,

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Speaker 2: if things don't work out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, we even talked about when we left,

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Speaker 1: we talk about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so what's the contingency plan?

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Speaker 1: So, like I reckon the kid, success is just getting

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Speaker 1: a cross through it and then people would know that

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Speaker 1: it was a tattoo that you once liked and now

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Speaker 1: not too good.

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Speaker 4: Perfect it's put a little cross through a cross. So

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Speaker 4: there's no plan at all. That's the plan.

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Speaker 2: You just heard THESS So you're just blatantly saying that

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Speaker 2: it was it was a tattoo, and then that's his story.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's better than what Johnny Depp did.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, well that's what I'm saying. But Johnny dev

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Speaker 4: actually had a plan.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to do better than just now crossing

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to do better than crossing out the zigzag.

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Speaker 5: Put a line through it, and then it's just totally

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Speaker 5: Oh you claimed the Harry Potter thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, then you're back to Harry Potter fans. Great, yeah, perfect,

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Speaker 2: Oh it's just a zig zag. If we it is

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Speaker 2: all very much an ear Yeah, of course, if we break.

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Speaker 1: We thought about it, so it's obviously in the background.

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Speaker 2: But the think it's wise though, Like, you know, if

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get a tattoo, if I wrote a name,

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Speaker 2: then hard to cover it up.

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Speaker 5: Or you know, because you talked about writing I love

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Speaker 5: Woody on your.

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Speaker 2: Back, yeah, which that was the line.

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Speaker 4: I was like, that might be a bit.

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Speaker 1: Make one first, and then he said, imagine if I

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Speaker 1: just said not any.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean. It's cute, guys, It's really cute.

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Speaker 1: We're adorable. That's all that matters.

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Speaker 4: That's all that matters. It's all matters stuff.

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Speaker 2: You've had a day and the night with each other

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Speaker 2: and you forgot to have dinner, and then you've got tattoos.

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Speaker 4: Priorities are right, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're welcome to get one too, so you

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Speaker 1: can actually be a part of it.

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Speaker 4: We thought about that.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because your will w you because that's obviously

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Speaker 5: that's the zigzag ye.

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Speaker 4: No, that actually sounds like something that I would never do. Thanks,

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Speaker 4: thank you boys. Hear more of the Boys on the

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Speaker 4: Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to