WEBVTT - MINI! Mitch is officially in his single era 😎

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<v Speaker 1>It is the pick up with britt Laura and Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>rushing to Chemists Warehouse now to get a half price

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<v Speaker 1>off the Nature's Own Vitamin range. It excludes bulk sizes

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<v Speaker 1>Chemists Warehouse Great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch, Welcome officially to your single era sound effect.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it sound like? What does a single era

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<v Speaker 3>sound like?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I think it's more like a bit of

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<v Speaker 3>bound chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. Oh you think it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of hot. Maybe I don't have it on hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm ready for embracing the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still sad. I've just broken up with a five

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<v Speaker 1>year relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's no time for being sad. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>what's that ride at my Pony song? Get that one?

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<v Speaker 3>Mass saddles.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not writing anything, all right, Listen, you're getting distracted.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw something that.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave me a really big chuckle online. It's it's these

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<v Speaker 2>single traditions around the world.

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<v Speaker 3>That people are get off. So let's start with Denmark.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry what I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on you across this, Laura, because I like this

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<v Speaker 1>from Brittany Hockey, but I expect higher from I.

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<v Speaker 3>Have no idea, what we're doing. I'm lucky to be awake.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, check Lauren's puls.

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<v Speaker 2>Denmark, it's tradition for an unmarried twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 2>to get tied to a chair or a lamp post.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, bring, do not touch me, Bring in the

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<v Speaker 2>chair and have one of their friends throw copious amounts

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<v Speaker 2>of cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 3>All over them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allergic, don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteenth century the Danish spice salesman. They devoted so much

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<v Speaker 2>time to their trade that they forgot to find themselves

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<v Speaker 2>a bride. So now it's a reminder. The cinnamon is

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<v Speaker 2>a reminder if to single people to go find your bride.

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<v Speaker 1>The old Dutchman had a heart attack. If anyone's a

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<v Speaker 1>gay man, I'm not finding a bride, they pour aid, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you think.

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<v Speaker 2>You have it hard the women in Germany. So when

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<v Speaker 2>you're approaching your twenty fifth birthday, now this tradition is

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<v Speaker 2>called shashts felt.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we all know BRIT's very fluent in Germany. Fantastic

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<v Speaker 3>translates old box. Okay, so if you're twins what I'm into?

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<v Speaker 3>You guys know that if you're twenty five, apparently you're

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<v Speaker 3>classified in Germany as an old box.

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<v Speaker 2>Now what they do is so offensive. You wake up

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning and at your front door, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>open the door because it's stacked to the ground of boxes,

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<v Speaker 2>shoe boxes, cardboard boxes to remind you that you're an

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<v Speaker 2>old box and you have to get them brig along.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually wild. That is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel good.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an old log. What would we put in front.

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<v Speaker 2>Of your.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is a good one. This is a good

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for you know Meania.

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<v Speaker 2>It's believed that if you're single, the best thing you

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<v Speaker 2>can do is eat a salty piece of bread because

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to force you to dream about your

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<v Speaker 2>future partner. Now, funnily enough, I have some bread and

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<v Speaker 2>some salt.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh, BRIT's got a salt grinder. Here we go, crops.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you got calories that he really doesn't need.

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<v Speaker 3>I would not be wanting to eat that usually doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here's some salty bread like a kebab. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to roll that up and you have to eat that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna dream about your partner tonight, and we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to rehash the dream tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I need to manifest my future partner.

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<v Speaker 3>I put a lot of salt in there. It's sea

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<v Speaker 3>salt though, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's median music.

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<v Speaker 3>Get in there straight in the middle. A lot of

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<v Speaker 3>no butter either, it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Bread and so like bread, it's gonna manifest Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>does he look like? Man, it's quite crutchy.

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<v Speaker 3>The brere to stay. Sorry, that's the chunks of soult.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. They've got good family values, high moral.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of your manifest by and manifest by?

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<v Speaker 1>Drive a car? Is could with my parents?

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<v Speaker 3>How tall is he?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Under six ft? Because I'm the tall one, long.

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<v Speaker 3>Hair, short hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a fade?

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<v Speaker 3>What about occupation?

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<v Speaker 1>Just gonna work?

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<v Speaker 3>Funny, funny, please be funny now tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've consumed the whole piece of bread with salt. Tonight,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to faithful adding that one in faithful.

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<v Speaker 1>Truth.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to bite, as you say, faithful, two bits

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<v Speaker 3>of bread for that.

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<v Speaker 1>One midge a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a whole loa no tonight. Now you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>go home. Someone getting some water.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a yeah, salt bread mich so dry. My future

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<v Speaker 1>partner's okay with me having high blood pressure. You had

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<v Speaker 1>twelve kilos of salt. Just go on a break. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot so helpful, you're complicit in this.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't wait until you're in love again with the

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<v Speaker 2>perfect man that you manifested Here today, my bread boy.

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<v Speaker 3>The water retention you're gonna have tot be salty.

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<v Speaker 1>Midge