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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam.

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Speaker 2: Nason could tell you little diddy about Jake and Lauren.

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Speaker 3: They were halted at the altar twice before family tragedy,

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Speaker 3: natural disaster. Lauren's friend Natalie reached out to us said, look,

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Speaker 4: We've lost a stack of money and heartache.

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Speaker 3: And in this business, we got a lot of contacts.

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Speaker 3: We've been in this business for a long time. You know,

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Speaker 3: we've been broadcasting in Sydney since two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: You and me, surely we can make it happen. And

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Speaker 3: I think we're on our way.

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Speaker 4: Well, the wedding is tomorrow. We have to be on

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Speaker 4: our way. We promised them they'd get married Friday.

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Speaker 2: And the skies have started to clear up.

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Speaker 4: Some conditions apply with the weather. We can't we can't

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Speaker 2: I move a flu shot from Friday afternoon.

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Speaker 4: That took you three days. That's all you did for

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Speaker 4: the first three days. We promised them on Monday that

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Speaker 4: they would have a wedding on Friday.

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Speaker 3: I look at that building over there that you see,

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Speaker 3: the High Regency Sydney.

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Speaker 2: We get that stupid brangaroo crown looking thing.

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Speaker 3: Look straight through there there it is that is one

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Speaker 3: of Sydney I would say Australia's premiere wedding venues.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's right on the water, beautiful views of Darling Harbor.

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Speaker 3: And Matt has come to the party with that and

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Speaker 3: ponied up thanks to me and her.

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Speaker 2: We sort of worked in simpatico on this one.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Sure is that a suburb nearby? The Height Regency

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Speaker 4: Sydney is putting on everything, the dinner, the drinks. They're

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Speaker 4: be amazing. They're even throwing at a wedding manager. All

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Speaker 4: of that's great. So thank you Brendan the last minute

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Speaker 4: you came through. My job has been to find a

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Speaker 4: celebrant and I'm very excited because I went bang, I

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Speaker 4: know who can do this? A celebrity. How exciting? A

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Speaker 4: celebrity who works in the field of romance. A friend

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Speaker 4: of ours. I've got his phone number. Let's call him

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Speaker 4: right now, Ryan.

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Speaker 2: What's the number?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not falling for that. I've written it on

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Speaker 4: a piece of paper. It's in front of you.

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Speaker 2: In your own time. Mate. What if he doesn't answer?

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Speaker 4: Kills hope?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Washa Ginsburg Here.

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Speaker 4: Osha Ginsburg, Amanda Rose Keller and Brendan James Jones.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, hello, I was.

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Speaker 4: Wondering if we could do if you could do us

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Speaker 4: a favor or as solid as we like to say.

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Speaker 1: Now, I look for you anything. Amanda rose Keller my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Not a scientist, but I can wear a lapcoat and

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Speaker 1: look like one.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, you had me at hello.

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Speaker 2: You're not back on the weed dare.

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Speaker 1: No, man, I'm on way better.

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Speaker 2: Men's now.

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Speaker 1: My psychiatrist has got me totally dialed.

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Speaker 4: You might be exactly the man we're looking for.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, what you need guys, Well, we have.

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Speaker 4: Jake and Lauren. They have twice tried to get married.

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Speaker 4: Terrible thing. Jake's brother passed away just before they tried

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Speaker 4: to get married in October, terrible. They tried again recently,

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Speaker 4: bad weather foiled them and they've given up hope. They've

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Speaker 4: lost a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: All of that.

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Speaker 4: We stepped in this week and said we want to

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Speaker 4: get their marriaged. We do need a celebrant. I kind

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Speaker 4: of looked into it, but I thought there's actually a

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Speaker 4: lot of paperwork involved, isn't that Oh.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, I've been a celebrant I've married people.

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Speaker 1: I was one of the people that's married Adam's aber like,

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Speaker 1: it's not a small club.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, so well that's why we're calling you as

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Speaker 4: a celebrity celebrant. We're wondering if you could be the celebrant.

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Speaker 1: I'll do anything for you, guys. And it sounds like

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Speaker 1: understand in the last couple of years, everybody's wedding plans

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Speaker 1: of course, got a pink suit. I'll wear a suit

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Speaker 1: that I started in Channel ten.

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Speaker 4: Well, I've got a few of those. Two, Well, that

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Speaker 4: would be brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Now, the thing is, I think you both wear the

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Speaker 1: It is we are very similar sizes and have the

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Speaker 4: Who knows? Well, Look, the thing is, it's Friday, so

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Speaker 4: we'll find out what Titan White. Excuse me, it's this Friday?

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Speaker 2: What hang on tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: So okay, so one have you seen the weather forecast?

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Speaker 1: And two I'm I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you can't do Friday.

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Speaker 1: No, because Audrey's doing Audrey's doing Sunrise make up that morning,

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Speaker 1: and so I'm on wolf Patrol. I'm I'll have Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm it's me solo man.

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Speaker 4: But what about later in the day because this wedding

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Speaker 4: is going to take place later in the day.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, what time we think probably about six o'clock

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Speaker 1: with thinking, mate, that's dinner, bath in bed, Like I can't,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: What about for your son?

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Speaker 1: Like? Yeah, absolutely, Look I'm going to Yeah. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: you've got radio money, but I don't think you're can

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Speaker 2: Sitter IoT radio.

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Speaker 4: But it hasn't come to a well and Jackie took

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Speaker 4: all of that babysitter is that you were? Well look,

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Speaker 4: this is so.

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Speaker 1: I wish I can't. I really wish I could. But

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Speaker 1: someone's got to lie in bed and find out which

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Speaker 1: one is the green sheet, and that's me.

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Speaker 4: Well, well, this leaves me in a bit of a pickle.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate that you even considered this, but rats.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to, I really, I really would like.

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Speaker 4: I better put my thinking kettle back on and go

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Speaker 4: through my rollerd.

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Speaker 1: Look, I do I do know a celebrant. He's one

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Speaker 1: of the guys that works with me on my fake

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Speaker 1: newstro We've just done two seasons and the Comedy Festival together.

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Speaker 1: He's really good, your mum, if you see him. Jeeves

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Speaker 1: Burma is his name. He's a he's a comedic actor.

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Speaker 1: He's incredibly funny. He's really I don't.

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Speaker 4: Think we can go with a comedic actor as a celebrant.

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Speaker 1: It's better than me. I don't even have my license.

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Speaker 1: What you did, No, it was like a course involved studies.

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Speaker 1: So when i've married people, which I have done, you

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Speaker 1: pay a celebrant who comes and says he's listally like

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Speaker 1: thirty two words. Tell me that's not a magic spell.

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Speaker 2: So this whole conversation is moot.

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Speaker 4: Well I'm going to give you a kick in the moot.

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Speaker 1: Well hang on, there's people in Adelaide who's that sounds

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Speaker 1: very different to.

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Speaker 4: Them, and Kiwi's as well.

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Speaker 2: It's always great to talk to you. You stay upright

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Speaker 2: on that electric Harley of yours.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually very good, Jones. You've just got off the

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Speaker 1: other electric bike, the one with the one with the pedals,

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Speaker 1: the one that I think walkie to daycare on.

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Speaker 3: Have you had one of those little little the fat

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Speaker 3: boy bikes, the big wheel Ones?

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Speaker 1: No, No, No, I've got a proper cargo turned cargo

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Speaker 1: bike carry me and ordery and coffee and beach umbrella.

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Speaker 1: But it's yeah, I can't take him to I can't

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Speaker 1: take him a day care on the electric Harley.

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Speaker 2: So because you don't want the kids to mock.

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Speaker 1: Him, to show up for an electric Harley. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just such a dude.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, thank you for nothing but love to you.

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Speaker 4: I love to you and the family I am.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm happy to be on call for you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Just throw another zero or two on the paycheck and yes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we're going to pay you more money.

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Speaker 4: Than well, great, this wedding is tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I see the quadrangle down there at school. What do

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Speaker 2: you mean someone's gonna be running around there in the dude.

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Speaker 4: No, I haven't made that bet. That was yours. I've

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Speaker 4: made my best. Now I have to lie in it.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. You get half an hour