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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three from.

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<v Speaker 2>Richmond Gold one four point three HQs, Melbourne, Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Broadcasting to the world Christian on the Loops on the loom, No, nope,

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<v Speaker 3>don't go in there.

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<v Speaker 4>For breakfast, so your ss do so. Now every day

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<v Speaker 4>in this city I get a different kind of weather

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm not experienced before. This morning, warm rain, warm rain.

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<v Speaker 4>It's balmy rain. Everyone rush outside right now. Everyone, there's

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<v Speaker 4>warm rain. I could hear it pouring down during the

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<v Speaker 4>night and we're saying, oh, I'm going to reteckt with

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<v Speaker 4>Bronnie and to change my clothing to really make sure

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to steady myself against this weather front. And

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<v Speaker 4>then walk out the house states was it warm?

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<v Speaker 5>It's very unusual. It's nineteen degrees the.

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<v Speaker 4>Whole fourm this morning. I sweat just walked in out

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<v Speaker 4>of the house. Warm rain, warm rain. By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>great folk band name went they warm Rain? Not a

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<v Speaker 4>heavy metal man, that's a folk band now onstage please?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is it a jazz band? Warm rain? How you

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<v Speaker 4>swornen Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, I'm sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>catch you on TV last night.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not compulsory. I mean, you hear me for four

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<v Speaker 4>hours a day. I can really understand why you don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to see me on TV in the evening for

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<v Speaker 4>an hour on the It was on the only episode

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<v Speaker 4>last night of Sean mccauliff's Brilliant Generation.

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<v Speaker 6>Talking about my gener No, talking about your generation.

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<v Speaker 4>He's confusing, isn't that she just called it my generation?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess who who would have a problem with that?

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<v Speaker 7>Who?

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<v Speaker 4>Well done? Well done? That's it. Yesterday it wasn't like that,

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<v Speaker 4>but today that's it. It's there. So what were you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>I had my brother and his girlfriend over for dinner deliberately.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he's come around, or I'll have to watch it.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I really wanted to watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually had my kids grudgingly watched it, and we were

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<v Speaker 4>kind of watching it because it's obviously awkward seeing yourself

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<v Speaker 4>on TV and so and then after afterwards The Castle

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<v Speaker 4>came on and which is such a great thing. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not just a great when people say, oh, it's one

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<v Speaker 4>of the finest or Australian comedy movies, which it is,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's just a great movie anyway. It's one of

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite comedy movies. And it's some movies when you

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<v Speaker 4>go back you realize they're very much of their time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's oh, it hasn't sort of translated, well, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>as good was that. It's still it's still beautiful, it's charming,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know, it just reminds me of a

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<v Speaker 4>time when when I've done it nowadays, some modern comedy

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<v Speaker 4>and that they have when it's about real life, it's

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<v Speaker 4>more character chors and it's more saying, look at these

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<v Speaker 4>hideous people. There's something that was charming about that movie

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<v Speaker 4>where they're celebrated, these these wonderful characters.

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<v Speaker 6>So did the girls stick around for it? Did they

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<v Speaker 6>like it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they start moaning, going, because I'm not allowed in

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<v Speaker 4>charge with my own TV until nine o'clock. That's seriously,

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<v Speaker 4>that's the way it works, okay. And so obviously because

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<v Speaker 4>the TV show was on, they wanted to see me

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<v Speaker 4>and they were going, actually, you're quite funny on It's

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<v Speaker 4>that's as good as your book with kids. Quite funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take that. I'll put it on a poster. And

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<v Speaker 4>then I said, oh, this is this movie's come along

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<v Speaker 4>the castles on. This is one of my favorite movies.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll love this kids. It's it's really funny. Oh it

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<v Speaker 4>looks so old. No, and it does it? Does it?

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<v Speaker 4>It looks really old? And I go, well, look, go

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<v Speaker 4>make your school lunches first of all, and then then

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<v Speaker 4>you can then we'll watch someone else. And so they're

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<v Speaker 4>watching it whilst I went the school lunches. And then

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<v Speaker 4>the moment that they've done that, they went, Now you

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<v Speaker 4>know the deal, dad, nine o'clock, you get the remote,

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<v Speaker 4>which meant what a gear change from enjoying twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 4>of the brilliant Castle, Bachelor and Paradise. It's a horrible, horrible,

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<v Speaker 4>like a bucket of urine being pulled. Have your face.

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<v Speaker 4>So everything that I said about charming, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 4>warm hearted, And then who are these broken people?

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<v Speaker 6>I've never seen it? It's tacky.

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<v Speaker 4>Tacky doesn't even do it enough. I mean, it's just

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<v Speaker 4>And the thing is, I'm forced to watch it by

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<v Speaker 4>my captors now every night, or we don't hang out

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<v Speaker 4>together and watched TV together. And all I've turned into

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<v Speaker 4>is that muttering old guard on a bench. Oh, never go,

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<v Speaker 4>never behave like that girl. She just come across as

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<v Speaker 4>desperate and sad. And you know the reason why that

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<v Speaker 4>girls maybe like that is because her dad didn't give

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<v Speaker 4>her enough attention. They're she's just shut up with your dad.

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<v Speaker 4>We watch the show with that this bitter old commentary

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<v Speaker 4>track on it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, the big thing in our house yesterday evening was

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<v Speaker 4>you remember when you had your it was your first

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<v Speaker 4>kind of favorite band or artist when you were young.

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<v Speaker 4>It's nothing more exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>You're discovering music for the first time. It feels very

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<v Speaker 3>independent because you're finding It feels like you're finding the

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<v Speaker 3>music and discovering the B side.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it, and it's the first moment. It's you're starting

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<v Speaker 4>to express your individual tastes and something that you Mum

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<v Speaker 4>and dad ever introduced you to a TV show that

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<v Speaker 4>they watch and you'll watch together. So for my little

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<v Speaker 4>two of your daughter, it's all about Billie Eilish. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>right now in the world, this is one of the

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<v Speaker 4>coolest or she's it right now and she's just about

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<v Speaker 4>to come over while she's over here already Friday Night,

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<v Speaker 4>Margaret Court. She's in Melbourne. This is her first ever

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<v Speaker 4>Australian tour and she is seventeen years of age, and

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<v Speaker 4>she's very original, she's very cool. She's got a very

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<v Speaker 4>unique look. She's not I think like there's a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of things I like about her. She doesn't dress and

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<v Speaker 4>she doesn't look like a lot of other young female singer.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not Ariana Grande. She just turns up in her

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<v Speaker 4>close and her dms and her lyrics are quite interesting

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<v Speaker 4>as well. But my twelve year old daughter that her

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<v Speaker 4>world is all about Billie Eilish so much so that

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<v Speaker 4>she wants to be a singer. And Billy Arnish's surname

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<v Speaker 4>is O'Connell, but she changed it. So now my daughter

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<v Speaker 4>wants to change her name for O'Connell, and she thinks

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<v Speaker 4>she's going to hold her back. I guess when she

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<v Speaker 4>sees all her dad's managed to do is still talking

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<v Speaker 4>in between songs. It might be the sidler world, but

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<v Speaker 4>you're still talking and telling her time out loud. She's saiking,

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<v Speaker 4>I want more for my life.

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<v Speaker 3>So does she want the Eilish surname or does she

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<v Speaker 3>want her own stage name?

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<v Speaker 4>Own stage name, and it will not be any thing

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<v Speaker 4>to do with O'Connor. Which I took as an insult

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<v Speaker 4>to But anyway, last night she was so excited because

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<v Speaker 4>tonight it's the big night. Then she's going to the

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<v Speaker 4>gig tomorrow night with her two best mates. But tonight

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<v Speaker 4>I've actually get her tickets for her and I to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Nova the Red Room. I'm going to launch

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<v Speaker 4>my own Gold Room. Do you think that sounds better

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<v Speaker 4>than the Red Room?

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<v Speaker 6>Gold Room?

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<v Speaker 4>It does come into the Gold Room as supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>come into the Red Room. But anyway, so she's going

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<v Speaker 4>to She's going to see her in a very intimate setting.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, she's going to see her tonight and tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 4>So last night she said it it feels like Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>e if I can't sleep, I'm so excited hanging up

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<v Speaker 4>in her bedroom is the outfit she's going to wear?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember being that excited in your life, it's nothing but

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<v Speaker 4>pure excitement. You just you just can't wait for the

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<v Speaker 4>next day. And she was like, did you think there's

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<v Speaker 4>anywhere I could have a day off school because I

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<v Speaker 4>won't be a concentrate on Absolutely not not absolutely. It

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<v Speaker 4>makes me want to counsel taking you. I'm going into

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<v Speaker 4>the belly of the beast tonight, you know to arrival

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<v Speaker 4>radio station. You don't have a day off school for that.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Minutes time then one of the last two chances to

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<v Speaker 4>be in the draw. Tomorrow show we're in a trip

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<v Speaker 4>to London. Go and see the Who Live Who as

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<v Speaker 4>good as the one twenty minutes ago at Wembley Stadium,

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<v Speaker 4>which would be an amazing chancellor another chancellor in ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes time before that. Yesterday, after the show, we went

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<v Speaker 4>out for breakfast. Jack and I with Beck and Brad

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<v Speaker 4>are producing the show. And as always when I go

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<v Speaker 4>out with Jack, there has to be some kind of

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<v Speaker 4>flim flam or drama with his food ordering, depending on

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<v Speaker 4>what way the wind is moving. This very very sensitive

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<v Speaker 4>organic broadcaster, and yesterday was a brand new one I

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<v Speaker 4>got before. What did you order?

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<v Speaker 3>Firstly, admit that the orange juice kafuffle at the cafe

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<v Speaker 3>down below us is. I have to say every time

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<v Speaker 3>that's the one you complain about most. They have a

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<v Speaker 3>drink path on the menu that's called the orange juice

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<v Speaker 3>that has orange carrot and ginger or orange apple and ginger,

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<v Speaker 3>so I go. Can I have the orange juice? But

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<v Speaker 3>then it sounds like I'm just throwing orange juice, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I have to go, but I want the orange juice.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the orange apple ginger.

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<v Speaker 4>Well that's confusing.

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<v Speaker 6>That's their fault.

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<v Speaker 4>But if it was so confusing, what happened a lot

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<v Speaker 4>and there they changed the menu. I hate you're the

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<v Speaker 4>only person that goes in and does this small speech

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<v Speaker 4>after confusing. Yesterday, we're in a different place and everyone's

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<v Speaker 4>getting like a toaste or something, and what do you order?

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<v Speaker 4>Side of bacon? A side of bacon with your toasty No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>literally just that, a side of bacon. Even the lady

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<v Speaker 4>looks at him, like a side of bacon. Three rashes

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<v Speaker 4>of bacon. That's all he was eating.

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<v Speaker 5>You need a bit of toast or something. It's so

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<v Speaker 5>cold up, it looks.

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<v Speaker 4>So bare and dry. It actually was irritating me that

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<v Speaker 4>he was like some mad king. Who does that? I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>in this city where there's only been one different, various

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<v Speaker 4>weird diets. Who I mean. I know there's a paleo diet,

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<v Speaker 4>but even that is I'm only going to eat meat.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not a diet. I just that's what I felt

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<v Speaker 6>like I asked my brain what I felt like? I

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<v Speaker 6>felt like some bacon.

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<v Speaker 4>You asked your brain? Who are your Homer Simpson, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>one brain. I don't like you. You don't like me.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you feel like? Eating? Just three rashes of

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<v Speaker 4>bacon with nothing else with it? Looked so bare on

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<v Speaker 4>the plate. The plate looked naked. It looked like the

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<v Speaker 4>plate just had a pair of underpants.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the guy was so confused when I went

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<v Speaker 3>to pay that he couldn't even put it into the system.

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<v Speaker 6>He had to make up. He had to like put

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<v Speaker 6>it all in manually.

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<v Speaker 4>Annoying. Yeah, one of our listeners actually emailed us. They're

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<v Speaker 4>a big fan of Master Chef, which goes back on

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<v Speaker 4>this week, and they said, last night there was something

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<v Speaker 4>on the show about what one me If you could

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<v Speaker 4>only eat one meal for the rest of your life,

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<v Speaker 4>what would it be? I think it was to one

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<v Speaker 4>of the challenges last night, and so I was thinking

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking about that a lot. Actually, the emailed

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<v Speaker 4>us because they want us to tell them what that

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<v Speaker 4>our meals would be. Sure, if you could only ever

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<v Speaker 4>have one meal for the rest of your life, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 4>what would it be for you.

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<v Speaker 5>My mum's veggie soup. Probably she makes an awesome vegetable soup.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it for the rest of it. But that's the

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<v Speaker 4>sort of thing you have in hospital when you're not

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<v Speaker 4>craved it.

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<v Speaker 5>When I was pregnant, still love it, Yeah, do magnificently.

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<v Speaker 4>What is it? Just like a sort of veggie broth.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's very basic, but it's the flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, was your mom putting a ton of salt?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no salt. She puts like an old roast

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<v Speaker 5>lamb bone or something, and she sort of festers it

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<v Speaker 5>away for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 4>It's beautiful for.

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<v Speaker 6>This not a word you want to use to describe, believe.

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<v Speaker 4>On last night's Master's Show, anyone said about fested.

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<v Speaker 1>Bones The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Day History.

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<v Speaker 2>On this day, Miller trip to a little to see

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<v Speaker 2>the Who Live.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a trip or two off to London Wembley

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<v Speaker 4>Stadium this July. You'll be able to get some winter sun.

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<v Speaker 4>It should technically be summertime in London, mem but our

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<v Speaker 4>summers can vary between one hour to all of three days.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw it.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone was complaining about another mini heat wave over in

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<v Speaker 3>London's that's right, it got to the early twenties then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's hot. Okay. So the reason why we're doing

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<v Speaker 4>this this brilliant new show that's on at the Melbourne Museum.

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<v Speaker 4>It's on now. If you're into your rock and roll

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<v Speaker 4>and you're into good music, which obviously are after you

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<v Speaker 4>tuosing this to this radio station, then you love this.

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<v Speaker 4>Revolutions records and rebels at the Melbourne Museum, loads of

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<v Speaker 4>amazing stuff from the late sixties and seventies, not just

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<v Speaker 4>in music but also fashion, art, politics, such an amazing

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<v Speaker 4>explosive time. They've got John Lennon's glasses, some of the

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<v Speaker 4>suits he wore on the Sarch and Burbers only Hearts

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<v Speaker 4>cue band front cover. Also the handwritten lymits were loosing

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<v Speaker 4>the sky with diamonds, Mick Jagger's stage costumes, some of

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<v Speaker 4>our Pete Townsend's guitars are the smashed up on stage

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<v Speaker 4>as well with the who who gots it? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>So that's the prize. The drawer is tomorrow. We've got

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<v Speaker 4>one last chance tomorrow morning on the show on one

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<v Speaker 4>nail as well, So very special on this day in

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<v Speaker 4>mystery today. All right, so may the second. Here's a

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<v Speaker 4>question today for you? Then do you want to go

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<v Speaker 4>in the drawer tomorrow and also win some tickets to

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<v Speaker 4>go to this amazing exhibition. Which band's debut album got

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<v Speaker 4>to number one today? On this day? May the second

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<v Speaker 4>debut album and stay there for twelve weeks? Twelve weeks

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<v Speaker 4>at number one with their debut album who do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>The album? Sorry? Who do you think? The The band

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<v Speaker 4>is n four three.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three on this day history?

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<v Speaker 2>On this day will a trip to London to see

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<v Speaker 2>the Who live at Rumbley?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? Some Brice all there with this big new exhibition

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<v Speaker 4>in town Revolutions, Records and Rebels at the Melbourne Museum.

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<v Speaker 4>Question today then to go into a draw and win

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<v Speaker 4>some tickets to go and see the exhibition is? Which

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<v Speaker 4>bands debut album went to number one? The album chants

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<v Speaker 4>Today in History made the second stayed there for an

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<v Speaker 4>astonishing three months, twelve weeks. What do you think the

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<v Speaker 4>band was? Let's take some guesses. Bryce, good morning, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Christian? How are you? I'm good? Bryce? Are

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<v Speaker 4>you well? Are you having a good week.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, yeah, no, I'm having a good week.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks excellent. All right, Bryce, what do you think the

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<v Speaker 4>band is?

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<v Speaker 8>Who?

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<v Speaker 6>Who?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, everyone is doing it. Someone emailed me yesterday say

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<v Speaker 4>and it sounds that we've gone owl in the studio? Who?

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's not the Great Who? Nice guess though, Bryce,

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for trying. All right? Good day, Gerard, Good morning Gerard?

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<v Speaker 4>Ay right? Gerald? How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 9>Good in yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Not bad? Thank you very much for asking. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>who do you think it is?

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<v Speaker 7>The Beatles?

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<v Speaker 4>The Great Beatles in their debut album stayed at number

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<v Speaker 4>one for twelve weeks. It's not the Beatles, but smart guests.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll give you some tickets to go and see this

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<v Speaker 4>exhibition anyway, jess Y all right? Uh? Daniel, good morning?

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<v Speaker 10>Hi?

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<v Speaker 11>Was it the Rolling Stone?

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that straight in? No time for small talk.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a guy on the move. It's got people

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<v Speaker 4>to see, places to go, Danny boy, Who did you say?

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<v Speaker 12>The Rolling Stone?

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<v Speaker 4>In yeah self titled album nineteen sixty four stayed at

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<v Speaker 4>number one for twelve weeks. You found the Stones?

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<v Speaker 13>Kind of?

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<v Speaker 4>How did you know it was the Stones? Cheeky little google? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Googley boy, thank you for being honest with that exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>I appreciate you. O. There was his bangs and pots

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<v Speaker 4>and pans, Daniel, you go through it to the drawer.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow you could be off to London and go to

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<v Speaker 4>the Who Live Cool.

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<v Speaker 12>That'd be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, buddy, well done. We'll also give you some

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<v Speaker 4>tickets go and see the show.

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<v Speaker 10>Cool.

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<v Speaker 13>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>This is quite interesting, right. So it goes from May

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<v Speaker 4>the second, nineteen sixty four, where The Stone's debut album

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<v Speaker 4>went in at number one. The album's chart stayed there

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<v Speaker 4>for twelve weeks. Bazarrely was talking about this yesterday with

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<v Speaker 4>the team after you left us. How I was saying,

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<v Speaker 4>how we're talking about Mick. You know, he's recovering at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment after having this heart surgery, and I really

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<v Speaker 4>hope he makes a good recovery, can continue on the tour.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was just saying, how if you, if you

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<v Speaker 4>were Mick Jagger, you'd be so angry that you're the

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<v Speaker 4>one having a heart operation. When Keith Richards, who's taken

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<v Speaker 4>all the drugs in the world, is absolutely fine. It

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<v Speaker 4>is a modern miracle that he needs to donate himself

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<v Speaker 4>to science. When he finally does leave this planet. He's

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely fine. Jagger is the one who works out every day.

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<v Speaker 4>He's so super fit. Macrobiotic diet, he's mixed to one

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<v Speaker 4>going in and heart surgery is absolutely fine. However, Keith

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<v Speaker 4>did almost die and it was actually, bizarrely on this

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<v Speaker 4>day in history made the second Yeah, in two thousand

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<v Speaker 4>and six. Do you remember the story was on holiday

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<v Speaker 4>in the Caribbean and he was on a hammock reading

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<v Speaker 4>a book and a coconut fell hit him on the head. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And he was in hospital. He had like a brain hemorrhage.

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<v Speaker 4>And and I was telling Beck, who was like, what

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<v Speaker 4>a strange injury about a coconut fall, And someone's said,

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<v Speaker 4>I said, no, no, this happens every year. People die

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<v Speaker 4>from being hit on the head from coconuts. And she

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<v Speaker 4>could understand how I said no, no, because they're the

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<v Speaker 4>big thing in heavy morning. Anyway, I just have a

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<v Speaker 4>quick Google search. Just actually, was she right? I am

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<v Speaker 4>not making this up. One hundred and fifty people die

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<v Speaker 4>every year from being hit on the head by falling coconut.

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<v Speaker 6>That is sad.

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<v Speaker 4>And to put into contexts, that is fifteen times more

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<v Speaker 4>people that are killed by sharks every year. Yea, coconuts

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<v Speaker 4>are more dangerous. You know, the sharks probably are listening

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<v Speaker 4>right now, going absolutely thank you for someone saying we're

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<v Speaker 4>not as bad as people think. The coconuts are the

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<v Speaker 4>real problem here.

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<v Speaker 3>Mick Fanning's only punched one shark in the head, but

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<v Speaker 3>he's punched fifteen coconuts in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three, so amazing story. I've seen a British singer called

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<v Speaker 4>beat Pete Dotty and he used to have been a

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<v Speaker 4>band in the nineties called the Libertines, and he's been

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<v Speaker 4>hospitalized with a serious blood infection. And the reason how

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<v Speaker 4>he got this was he was his two dogs, rockstar

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<v Speaker 4>dogs with the names Zeus and Narco.

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<v Speaker 6>What's Naco? Is that one of the great gods? Or

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<v Speaker 6>is it just like?

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<v Speaker 4>Narco is obviously short for narcotics and he has a

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<v Speaker 4>long story of enjoying some recreational with that. So the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that Pete Dotty would have a dog called Narco

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<v Speaker 4>and Sus. If you're down the dog park or something,

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<v Speaker 4>he hears someone you're getting Narco over your shoulder. I think

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<v Speaker 4>do they think I'm an undercover Copple, so it's a

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<v Speaker 4>very aggressive Hey Narco man, I know you're watching me.

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<v Speaker 4>You and the Feds get off my hat. He's got

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<v Speaker 4>two dogs and they get into a fight with a

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<v Speaker 4>little cute British hedgehog.

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<v Speaker 3>They decided to attack it because you can get hedgehogs

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<v Speaker 3>just walking around in your backyards over.

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<v Speaker 4>Those that's about as wild as the animals go in

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<v Speaker 4>the UK are hedgehogs all brickly hedgehogs. The dogs attack it,

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<v Speaker 4>and so best his dogs. So he goes to separate them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but he gets because he doesn't want the hedgehog to

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<v Speaker 4>be hurt because he's still a wild man of rock

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<v Speaker 4>and roll. But we all love a hedgehog. And he

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<v Speaker 4>actually gets pricked by the sort of spines, the little

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<v Speaker 4>spines that come out of the hedgehog, and he got

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<v Speaker 4>this rare blood infection. He's been hospitalized. He was actually

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<v Speaker 4>really well. Now died like a transfusion. However, this morning,

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<v Speaker 4>I think we want to find your stories of embarrassing injuries.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you ever injured yourself with in an odd man,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there was a great story about a very

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<v Speaker 4>famous British soccer player, former England player and manstew Nighted

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<v Speaker 4>player called Rio Ferdinand, and he couldn't play for a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks because he damaged his knee tendons. Not

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<v Speaker 4>playing football, he was watching TV and put his feet

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<v Speaker 4>up on a coffee table and he was obviously having

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<v Speaker 4>some friends around. His feet were up for quite a

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<v Speaker 4>few hours, and then when he tried to get up, Ah,

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<v Speaker 4>done something to my knee. He'd somehow injured his knee

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<v Speaker 4>by putting it on a coffee table and he couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>play for a couple of weeks. One an amazing bizarre

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<v Speaker 4>injury watching TV on the couch with his feet up

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<v Speaker 4>for too long on a coffee table. Never safe, No,

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<v Speaker 4>he damaged a tendon behind the knee, so he was

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<v Speaker 4>out for a few games. Perhaps if you ever injured

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<v Speaker 4>yourself in an unusual way, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Have actually rather unfortunate. I was doing some ironing once,

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<v Speaker 5>how can I say, and accidentally kind of went over, Well,

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<v Speaker 5>I ironed one of my boobs. Let's be honest about it.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you trying to iron the shirt?

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<v Speaker 5>Well you kind of just sort of turned around to

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<v Speaker 5>get the start and it kind of just brushed over.

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<v Speaker 6>The oh so your shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>When you asked her, were you trying to iron a

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<v Speaker 4>shirt or bra? Other? Those two trying to iron one

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<v Speaker 4>of her boobs?

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, it left me with a nasty burn, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, As always the Pats, we never know what we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to get day to day. So yeah, what's looking

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<v Speaker 4>for your stories about embarrassing injuries? Nine four one four

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<v Speaker 4>one oh four three. You didn't have to get to

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<v Speaker 4>like emergency.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I just put some chrome on it.

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<v Speaker 12>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>I shouldn't have asked. Let's move on nine one o

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<v Speaker 4>four three. I'm actually blushing slightly. Give us a call

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<v Speaker 4>embarrassing injuries nine four one four one four three.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're taking your calls this morning. But have you

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<v Speaker 4>suffered an embarrassing injury? I don't want to go back

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<v Speaker 4>into the Pats incident, but I'm going to have to

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<v Speaker 4>because I have another question. So you were ironing and

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<v Speaker 4>you accidentally ironed a boob. Yes, you've got a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of the hot face on that area Friday, right, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I can I ask why? Hell?

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<v Speaker 5>Now, how is it's that what is naked, right, was

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<v Speaker 5>ironing naked?

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<v Speaker 4>That's not something you should do naked, say with I

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<v Speaker 4>remember once naked frying bacon. Don't do that. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what I was taking a honeymoon. It tacks the

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<v Speaker 4>bare chest. It was spinning up, you know, close this

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<v Speaker 4>huts making harts. All right, this takes some course now

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<v Speaker 4>then about embarrassing injuries, Dan, Good morning, Good morning, Danny Boy,

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<v Speaker 4>welcome to the show. Thanks recording. What's your story, Christian?

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<v Speaker 12>My embarrassing story how I injured myself was that when

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<v Speaker 12>I was a younger, a youngster, and I pierced my scroton.

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<v Speaker 12>And it all came about when I was about ten

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<v Speaker 12>years old. I was kneeling on the on the carpet

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<v Speaker 12>in the lounge, had my set of coloring pencils. I

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<v Speaker 12>just sharpened them all and I was coloring in and

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<v Speaker 12>someone had knocked at the door, and I was holding

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<v Speaker 12>the pencil the wrong way around, and when I leant

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<v Speaker 12>forward to get up, the pencil pierced scroton.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh. Second mention of the word, ah, good.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I guess well. It was kind of even more

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<v Speaker 12>embarrassing was that my auntie was there, was there looking

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<v Speaker 12>after me, and there was blood. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 12>of blood, and there I was being tended to buy

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<v Speaker 12>my auntie with band aids and tissues and me on

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<v Speaker 12>the back with my legs open, and yeah, needless to

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<v Speaker 12>say anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, any long term implications sound like a doctor now,

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<v Speaker 4>any long term implications?

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<v Speaker 12>No, fortunately not. I've got two kids, so it's very colorful.

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<v Speaker 6>Kids.

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<v Speaker 8>Strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, that's a great story. Thanks for recording in this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Might have a good day. Very good Liam, Good morning morning, Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morningly. What's your story for astthing about an embarrassing injury?

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<v Speaker 14>My embarrassing injury was I was watching TV. I got

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<v Speaker 14>up just normally and managed to twist something in my

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<v Speaker 14>groin and very painful, doubled over on the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I've heard about this. You can you can twist

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<v Speaker 4>the plums? I didn't know. Yeah, very pain I think

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<v Speaker 4>do you have to go to hospital to get them

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<v Speaker 4>to like untwist them like a helicopter of the the

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<v Speaker 4>end go flying up in the air.

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<v Speaker 14>I went to hospital and had an ultrasound and they said, yep,

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<v Speaker 14>that needs to be fixed. They had to untwist it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god lord, No.

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<v Speaker 14>The nickname twisties and can.

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<v Speaker 4>Ask how do they untwisted? Just someone just go look

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<v Speaker 4>the other way and then just sort of like screw left?

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<v Speaker 4>What do they do to unscrew them?

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<v Speaker 14>Literally, that's what they did. They just twisted it and

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<v Speaker 14>said yep, And I was still in pain for quite

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<v Speaker 14>a while, but yeah it worked.

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<v Speaker 4>The human body is an amazing thing, but also amazing

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<v Speaker 4>no ways we can injure ourselves. That's incredible. All right, Liam,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. You cool? Thank you? All right,

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<v Speaker 4>now I ask you some more calls. I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>safe to say we're up to speed now we're sort

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<v Speaker 4>of injured plums. If you've got any other body part

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<v Speaker 4>that's been injured other than testicles, it'd be great to

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<v Speaker 4>hear those stories as well. Seem to blame you, pats,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't boom, the guys will go Okay, testicles okay

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<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one o four three for your

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<v Speaker 4>embowsing injuries.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the text. You just go coming as well,

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<v Speaker 4>saying when I'll just do a Dan's call. If you

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<v Speaker 4>just tuned in, we're talking about embarrassing injuries and the

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<v Speaker 4>two callers, we both had both men involving injuries to

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<v Speaker 4>their nether regions, and one of them, the first one,

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<v Speaker 4>Dan puntured his one of his crown jewels with when

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<v Speaker 4>he was young with a pencil. Christians listening to that

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<v Speaker 4>reminded mister Squiggle did already ever watched mister Squiggle the

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<v Speaker 4>Chance Children's TV show for a while. I love watching that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was he would get the kids to draw various things.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's a children's act with a pencil

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<v Speaker 4>delicately placed coming out at the end of one of

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<v Speaker 4>your plums. Let's take someone called Jeff.

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<v Speaker 13>Thank God, I guys here sitting at a restaurant doing

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<v Speaker 13>shots of Chinese rice wine, and you light it and

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<v Speaker 13>trailed back. It was a bit slow, and my mustache

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<v Speaker 13>caught on fire. So on fire, sitting at the restaurant,

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<v Speaker 13>and then me slapping myself in the place to try

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<v Speaker 13>and put it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff, do you know what I would have paid money

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<v Speaker 4>to have been in there to see you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>What a treat you were for everyone else. You're a gift, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>That is everything about this. So you set.

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<v Speaker 6>On fire and you meant to buy it out, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 6>before you drink.

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<v Speaker 4>Like flaming zambukas.

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<v Speaker 13>It's like that, but as you quickly trailed back, it

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<v Speaker 13>throws the flying out. But I was just a little

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<v Speaker 13>bit too slow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I guess you what do you have a

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<v Speaker 4>big old kind of murfuse tash up there? What have

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<v Speaker 4>you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 13>I used to have it. It's gone now.

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<v Speaker 4>But forest fire, we're just like little bits of stumps

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<v Speaker 4>there in that.

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<v Speaker 13>The infident was that I had burnt lips.

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<v Speaker 4>So you had to put your own face out. You see,

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<v Speaker 4>we're just patting it.

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<v Speaker 13>I just had quickly slapt myself in the face to

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<v Speaker 13>try and put the flame out.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff, that is a great story. Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 4>for calling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate.

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<v Speaker 13>You have a great day. Goodbye the tis. Hi, how

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<v Speaker 13>are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good? Lovely name natist? Was that French? My mom

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<v Speaker 4>made it up. There's a phone in one day about

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<v Speaker 4>weird names that you've got. Your mom made it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that. That's great, all right? What's your embarrassing injury?

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<v Speaker 4>In the tease?

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<v Speaker 9>I was and the day and I was coming home.

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<v Speaker 9>I thought, I'll get ready, I'll make myself look great.

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<v Speaker 9>Was straightening my hair and put the straighten the down

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<v Speaker 9>and then I sat on it at two thirty five degrees.

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<v Speaker 4>They had, yeah, like branding yourself.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah. So a year later, I've still got the scars.

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<v Speaker 4>What from the two tongs?

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<v Speaker 9>Yep, so I've got four little scars across my top

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<v Speaker 9>of my thighs in the bottom part of my cheeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so, I mean you really must have really burnt

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<v Speaker 4>yourself badly.

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<v Speaker 9>I did really well. But the bonus part was that

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<v Speaker 9>I couldn't sit down obviously, so I had to buit

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<v Speaker 9>myself up to first class to come home.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh come on, I'm going to try that one. I'd

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<v Speaker 4>love to sit with you kids and wife, but I've

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 4>burnt my backside with my hair straightness. Again, I have

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<v Speaker 4>no choice. Went got a first class because they're one

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 4>thing's first class is famous. Law is looking off the

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<v Speaker 4>burn backsides.

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<v Speaker 6>You'll have to see most of the first class passengers.

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<v Speaker 6>I face down.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what's there. The other side behind the curtain is

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<v Speaker 4>a burns unit. Thank you for cool. Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks you too.

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<v Speaker 1>By the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three slips out now from embossing injuries. After the last

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<v Speaker 4>caller an amazing name called Natiss, and I presume it

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<v Speaker 4>must be French when we are related to the painter Mattiss.

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<v Speaker 4>But she said no, her mm just made the name up.

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<v Speaker 4>So curious to know if you know anyone or this

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<v Speaker 4>is you and your parents made up a name for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack was just telling me, so is this a footy

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<v Speaker 4>player with this strange hybrid name.

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<v Speaker 6>He retired a couple of years ago. His name is

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<v Speaker 6>shared Wellingham.

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<v Speaker 4>His name was that sounds made up, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>His parents either wanted like the name Shane and Jared

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<v Speaker 3>and wanted to combine them, or his mum's name was

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<v Speaker 3>Sharon and his dad's name was Jared and they combined

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<v Speaker 3>the two names.

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<v Speaker 6>It was one of the others.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fran Franken name, Frankenstein name. But you said, Beck

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<v Speaker 4>knows someone with a made up name as well. Good

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<v Speaker 4>morning back, good morning, Yes, I know or girl and

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<v Speaker 4>her name is Juve j u v a e Juve Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's one hundred percent made it up.

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<v Speaker 6>She said, her mum made it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do people do that, because then you've got to

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<v Speaker 4>explain your name for the rest of your life, haven't

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<v Speaker 4>you like I wouldn't even know. It's like spelling me juve, spelljva?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you spell it?

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<v Speaker 6>J u v a E?

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<v Speaker 4>What is this? Juve?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Juve? What a strange name? Isn't it all right? Give

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<v Speaker 4>us a call then if this is you or you

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<v Speaker 4>know someone with a made up name like Jave nine

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<v Speaker 4>four one one oh four three the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So we've gone from we were talking about em bouncing

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<v Speaker 4>injuries and the last carler had a wonderful name, Natisse,

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<v Speaker 4>and when asked her about the origin of a nation,

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<v Speaker 4>is my mum just made it up? So trying to

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<v Speaker 4>find people this morning, do you have a made up name?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know someone that does? Turns out this is

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<v Speaker 4>a thing. I've had a text it from Paul. Paul,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you so much for this. Is this legit? I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I know all these jokes about Frankston, but this in

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<v Speaker 4>the Frankston birth section years ago, were a set of twins.

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<v Speaker 4>Clearly the parents thought they were expecting boys but not girls.

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<v Speaker 4>The two names Craigina and Waynett.

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<v Speaker 6>You no cruel.

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<v Speaker 4>Cannot be true. Could anyone else verify this? I mean, Paul,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying you're a liar, but it just seems Craigina.

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<v Speaker 4>And what I'm gonna have to go home. I need

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<v Speaker 4>to lie down and just put it all together. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna drive round Frankston today just yelling out my car window, Craigina,

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<v Speaker 4>why net just to see if any little kid does

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<v Speaker 4>wander around. That's amazing, Paul, thank you very much. That

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<v Speaker 4>let's go to lines. Tanya, good morning, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>All right then, so obviously you haven't got a made

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<v Speaker 4>up name, but apparently your sister does.

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<v Speaker 11>Mum actually thought she heard it on television, but I

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<v Speaker 11>think she heard Danniel that my sister's name is dary L.

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<v Speaker 3>Just said like a mutant way of taking Darryl and

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<v Speaker 3>trying to make it feminine, and it just doesn't feel right.

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<v Speaker 4>Darriel.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, she's had it for a long long time now

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<v Speaker 11>and everyone knows and loves her.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that darry L? And I love the fact that

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<v Speaker 4>your mum thought she thought she heard on the TV. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it's incredible. And so how do you spell your sister's name.

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<v Speaker 11>D A double r I E double l E so.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what your mum had to do as well.

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<v Speaker 4>She had to come up with the origin of the

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<v Speaker 4>spelling as well. Is it double L of course the

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<v Speaker 4>L and is it a one R do we think?

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<v Speaker 4>Or it's a double r. She had to workshop this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's incredible, Danya, thank you very much for calling here. Mate.

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<v Speaker 4>You have a good name.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you you two thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>Mate, uh Roseanne Hi Christian. Yeah, what's the name?

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<v Speaker 6>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the made up name?

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<v Speaker 11>I named one of my sons Callija. So it's Elijah

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<v Speaker 11>without the E on the front, just a K on

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<v Speaker 11>the on the front of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, do you mind me asking why you did that?

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<v Speaker 11>Because I had already a Levi and I couldn't have

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 11>Levi and Elijah just rhymed.

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<v Speaker 4>So you thought instead of picking a different name because

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<v Speaker 4>there are thousands kay on the front of it.

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<v Speaker 15>Problem solved today, sentimental to my dad, because you had

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<v Speaker 15>a Charlie pride Res with a song called Carlijah.

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<v Speaker 4>So that the name of your son is Calijah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>actually sounds quite nice, but also then can also sound

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<v Speaker 4>like Calida. No spoken like a true mom.

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<v Speaker 11>He doesn't even get shortened.

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<v Speaker 4>Surprisingly enough, in this country, I find that astonishing process.

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<v Speaker 11>Not quite true because he's got dark auburn here and

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<v Speaker 11>he's younger brother calls him Red Kelly.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, all right, thanks you call me Oikay. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good day, Steve.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, been a good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, thank you very much, Steve. I really appreciate that.

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 4>That's really kind name. What's the made up name?

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<v Speaker 7>My son? We made it up in their twenties. Four

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<v Speaker 7>years ago. We were used to lot to Hanness and

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<v Speaker 7>there was a horselang rand called Shane Don and my

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<v Speaker 7>wife really liked that name, and I said to her,

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<v Speaker 7>tell the name like that. So we come up with

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<v Speaker 7>Shandon Shan.

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<v Speaker 4>What a name shand's like a gun singer. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you got Shane and uh, I got to see him

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<v Speaker 4>walking into a bar. Now the names Shandon people come around.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you spell that? I'm feeling full of lead? Now,

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<v Speaker 4>how do you feel we do that? Just tell me

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<v Speaker 4>shot Shane. Did you say shot Brandon? You mean no?

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<v Speaker 4>Sh Oh? That's great. And also apparently my producers tell

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<v Speaker 4>me that your daughter's got a great name as well.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, my daughter, my wife's Shane, which I didn't like

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<v Speaker 7>and I lost didn't want And I'll sit down ever

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<v Speaker 7>drinks one night and then I come up with shut.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I've said that word, but I've been throwing

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<v Speaker 4>up after having too many drinks. You, you and your

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<v Speaker 4>wife are a couple of geniuses. That is absolutely brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>That is great, Steve, very funny, cool, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, take uh, Suzanne, I'm here here, you're there. Great, everyone,

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<v Speaker 4>Suzanne's finally here. I've just been killing time until Suzanne

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<v Speaker 4>called in.

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<v Speaker 14>This morm list.

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<v Speaker 4>Suzanne, what's the made up name? Chilton? It's I L

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<v Speaker 4>t O in Sorry, it's for Sam.

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<v Speaker 11>It's I L t O in Stilton.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's I Sultan. Yep, Sultan. It's an area. It

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<v Speaker 4>must have been an area. They So it's a boy's name.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it a girl's name name? Of course? Silly Siltan yep?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you? Where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 13>Apparently the mom wanted Sylvia and the dead wanted Tony.

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<v Speaker 4>They so, how do we compromise?

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<v Speaker 6>You guess after a couple of drinks, you mushed them together.

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<v Speaker 4>And you get Siltan. You are now name of Siltan?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Suzanne, thank you very much, you cool, Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you man. Those are great course, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three time.

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<v Speaker 4>We do this every Thursday. We love doing this. It's

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<v Speaker 4>called the isolated vocal, where we just play an isolated

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<v Speaker 4>vocal from a song. Everything else is removed and you

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 4>hear sometimes the little tiny flaws and imperfections that when

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<v Speaker 4>you hear the full song you don't really appreciate them,

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<v Speaker 4>and you also appreciate how great so these voices are.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a really good example of a very different one.

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<v Speaker 4>Brandon Flowers, lead singer with the Killers, had an amazing

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<v Speaker 4>debut album called Hot Fuss and Mister Brightside is an

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<v Speaker 4>amazing song about insecurity and jealousy. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>think it's about cheating. I actually don't think it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's about jealousin insecurity, eating and destroying your relation.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think he is actually being cheated on. He

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<v Speaker 4>says that line over and over again, and it's all

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<v Speaker 4>in my head anyway. His voice, he's not a Freddie

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<v Speaker 4>Mercury or anything like that. He's got a very different

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 4>kind of voice. However, you feel the emotion behind the

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 4>song when you hear this, and at times the microphone

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 4>that is recorded into is pop and it's fuzzy, but

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<v Speaker 4>those little floors make it even better. I think anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>haven't seen this one? Then? This week's isolated vocal Brandon

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<v Speaker 4>Flowers doing mister Brightside coming out of my cage, and

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<v Speaker 4>I've been doing just fine.

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<v Speaker 10>God, I gotta be down because I want it all

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<v Speaker 10>And started out waiting a kiss out of it in

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<v Speaker 10>a black nance.

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<v Speaker 4>It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss.

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<v Speaker 10>Now falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's

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<v Speaker 10>having a smoke and she's taking a drag. Now they're

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<v Speaker 10>going to bed, and my stomach is sick and it's

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:36.320
<v Speaker 10>all in my head. But she's touching his sails. Now

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<v Speaker 10>he takes off her dress. Now lay me go.

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<v Speaker 6>I just can't look. It's killing me.

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<v Speaker 10>And saving control. Jealousy Telly Saints Sence you see swiming

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<v Speaker 10>through sigal A bies, joking on your own bies. But

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<v Speaker 10>it's your surprise, Surny Testiny is calling me open.

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<v Speaker 4>Of my girl because I mess surprise Side. This week's

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<v Speaker 4>start the isolated vocal Brandon Flowers lead singer with the

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<v Speaker 4>Killers and Mister Bright's Side. You can find loads of

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<v Speaker 4>these isolated vocals on YouTube. So if you ever want

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<v Speaker 4>to go and have a look at any and you

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<v Speaker 4>find any you think would be great to hear it

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<v Speaker 4>on Thursday morning on the show, email them to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian at God one I four to three dot com

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<v Speaker 4>dot au killers. Would you say one of the best

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<v Speaker 4>performances for at the Grand Final? Oh? Oh you will.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you always remember that performance because Jack Riewell gets

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<v Speaker 3>up on stage and sings with them. Do you think

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<v Speaker 3>there was premeditated or did he get caught up in

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<v Speaker 3>the moment?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It was an amazing performance by the kidders.

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<v Speaker 4>What wasn't it? And it's just like one they're probably

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<v Speaker 4>the best bands that you've ever had at a Grand Final?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean they've had They've had some great acts.

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<v Speaker 3>What comes to mind straightaway is meat life.

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<v Speaker 6>And the always forget.

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<v Speaker 4>You can easily always go to straight What was the worst,

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:16.399
<v Speaker 4>isn't it? Is that human nature and it's really bad

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 4>trying thinks are great to happen. So yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 4>ever do find any of these isolated vocals, they're all

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:25.799
<v Speaker 4>up on YouTube. Hours of them. They're amazing. Christian at

0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:27.799
<v Speaker 4>GOLDWEO four to three dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 3>We're still trying to get our hands on the meatloaf

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<v Speaker 3>isolated vocal from the ground.

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:33.879
<v Speaker 4>Floes, and then to burn it so it's never ever

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<v Speaker 4>heard again ever again. After this song, then one of

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:39.800
<v Speaker 4>the junior members of this show, a recent sign of

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 4>a transfer and signing from Sydney, made a very very

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 4>big mistake yesterday. When you hear what it is next,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll go rookie era. So much to learn about life,

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<v Speaker 4>God one, I fought both three. Come on, It's to

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Thursday morning, eleven minutes past. Stay

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<v Speaker 4>hold of notes the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>As we journey through this life and we get older,

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<v Speaker 4>I like to think that the best thing we can

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<v Speaker 4>do is game wisdom and insights. You know, I already

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<v Speaker 4>know now, and hopefully I've passed this important life lesson

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<v Speaker 4>on to my kids that if you were going to

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<v Speaker 4>a public toilet and you sit down, you check that

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 4>there's paper, enough paper to deal with the end all right,

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:21.359
<v Speaker 4>early on your life, the amount of times you gone

0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 4>in there and you go, oh no, that horrible realization

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:26.400
<v Speaker 4>there's no paper there, And I should have checked you

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 4>now know, as you're a bit older and wiser, you check.

0:40:29.440 --> 0:40:31.400
<v Speaker 4>And we've got a young member of this team recently

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<v Speaker 4>joined us, great young kid called Rio and he's moved

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<v Speaker 4>all the way over from Sydney to work on the show,

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<v Speaker 4>which is the only mistake he's really made so far

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<v Speaker 4>in his life. But he made a big one yesterday. Rio,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, good morning, So tell everyon what you did

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<v Speaker 4>last night? Mate.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, I just moved into a new apartment and it

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<v Speaker 8>was getting a bit late. I don't have a bit

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<v Speaker 8>or anything that's completely bare, so I thought, all right,

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 8>you know weekend's coming up. Be nice to have a

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<v Speaker 8>bid in case, you know, things go well and then.

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<v Speaker 6>Or just a sleeping You don't have to have a

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<v Speaker 6>company to want to sleep in a bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Nah.

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<v Speaker 8>But yeah, I was planning to watch you on your

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<v Speaker 8>gen of course, but then it got to be from.

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<v Speaker 4>Your bed, from a new bed with a friend or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you single at the moment?

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<v Speaker 8>Are you sort of very single?

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<v Speaker 4>Really? I did for show?

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<v Speaker 6>What am I riding down?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry? Carry on? Rios? So you're bedless? Bedless?

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<v Speaker 8>And thought, oh, you know I can do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Go to Ikea.

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<v Speaker 8>That'll take half an hour, pick up a bed, take

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<v Speaker 8>it out and put together. Be fine. Got to be

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<v Speaker 8>in bed by ten, should be able to do it,

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<v Speaker 8>told the WhatsApp group. And then you said, no chance,

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<v Speaker 8>but I back myself in. So let's just break down

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<v Speaker 8>the time, none of this. What time did you enter

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<v Speaker 8>the hell that is Ikea? That was about six thirty?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Good lord?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it still open?

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<v Speaker 4>Then?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Opened the evening and it's full of didn't you see

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<v Speaker 4>this as well? Full of miserable looking couples who are

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<v Speaker 4>rowing silently on the whole time. It's a terrible time

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:03.319
<v Speaker 4>to go in the evening and it's like a.

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<v Speaker 6>Mosquito light at night, attracting people. But you'll never get out.

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<v Speaker 4>And did you go in to get the bed?

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<v Speaker 12>And bet?

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.439
<v Speaker 4>Did you leave with some other stuff as well? Yep?

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 8>I ended up with coat hangers.

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:19.120
<v Speaker 4>I always get you with the cheap coat hangers. Did

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 4>you get anough coat hangers? In case you do meet

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:25.840
<v Speaker 4>your lady friend this weekend and hang up your jacket? Okay?

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 4>And so you get home? What time do you start

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<v Speaker 4>making your brand new bed?

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 8>I start making it about seven fifty. Need to be

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<v Speaker 8>in bed by like ten.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened? We can all guess what happened next. But

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:40.319
<v Speaker 4>you tell us, do you tell us so we can laugh? Well,

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 4>I thought I had it all together.

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<v Speaker 8>I got to the headboard, but then I realized just

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:46.840
<v Speaker 8>as I was about to connect it that everything was

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<v Speaker 8>around the wrong way. Every bloody fifty allen key scooze.

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 8>That took so long, and it would take me like

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 8>another two hours, so one time I've noticed it. Now

0:42:57.440 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 8>this is about ten thirty eleven, more like eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>And also, don't you find that you start off thinking

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.360
<v Speaker 4>I can do this, I've got this. That's the first minute.

0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:07.799
<v Speaker 4>That's all you've got is a minute. Then you find

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 4>that you swear more doing the Ikea stuff than you'll

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 4>ever do in your life, don't you.

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it was us sweating.

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.399
<v Speaker 4>So what did you make this brand new Ikea bed?

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 4>What time are you in it? But I'm not.

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 8>I just changed my mattress into it. And so now

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 8>it's a mattress surrounded by an empty frame.

0:43:27.239 --> 0:43:29.400
<v Speaker 4>It's an art installation. Now, so you just sleep on

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 4>the slats or something.

0:43:30.840 --> 0:43:32.960
<v Speaker 8>No, I haven't put the slats on. The mattress is

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 8>just where the slats should be, sitting on the floor.

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Yea is it one of those things where it keeps

0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 4>coming into your mind. You know that at some point

0:43:40.640 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 4>when you get back today, you're going to have to

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:43.919
<v Speaker 4>deal with that absolute mess.

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so I might just work really late tonight Goodney.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So doing today's show, Pats has been given some email

0:43:56.800 --> 0:44:01.400
<v Speaker 4>back and forth from our boss. Souh. Now, this is incredible,

0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:03.680
<v Speaker 4>nothing to do with the news. It never would be

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 4>because she's the best on a dial. However, Pats the

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 4>moment is trying to audition to be a DJ on

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 4>the station. She's insisting on doing my job. Then you

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:16.960
<v Speaker 4>know that after nine o'clock, what the winning song is

0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 4>to be part of the contacts list tomorrow for our

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:22.399
<v Speaker 4>fifty thousand dollar phone frenzy. And she listened up because

0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 4>it's a five thousand dollar phone call every single Friday.

0:44:25.160 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 4>We did the first one last week. It will be

0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 4>one of you tomorrow morning, just after eight. So the

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<v Speaker 4>winning song today is Patsy. It's the siss Sisters, right,

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<v Speaker 4>it is? Okay, So half seven Patsy said.

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<v Speaker 5>This and the next winning song on Christian O'Connell's fifty

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<v Speaker 5>thousand dollar phone frenzy is, I don't feel like dancing

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<v Speaker 5>by Scissor Sisters.

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<v Speaker 4>And then our eagle boss do what she should be doing.

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 4>She's listened to a show monitoring, they call it. I

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:52.440
<v Speaker 4>was monitoring monitoring you today and she sent you a

0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:54.640
<v Speaker 4>note saying you were getting the pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 5>Role or just highlighting the wrong word.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So what was the thing that you'd doing wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was the don't I should have been

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<v Speaker 5>doing the I.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So Patsy takes us on board. She's a professional.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go. Now we fast forward half an now

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<v Speaker 4>to eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty thousand dollar fine Frenzy is, I don't feel like

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 5>dancing by Scissor sisters, just doing.

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:21.759
<v Speaker 4>Some time that does not sound right. Let's hear that again.

0:45:22.160 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 5>Fifty thousand dollar fine frenzy is, I don't feel like

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<v Speaker 5>dancing by Scissor Sisters.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I hope it's the running stones tomorrow when

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot get no satisfaction the emphasis there, of course,

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 4>So we're all all let's make sure we hear the

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<v Speaker 4>next break right, because we've got the headlines coming up.

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<v Speaker 4>And then once more, perhaps we'll do it with the

0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 4>I and when he emphasized the eye again, this okay,

0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:47.719
<v Speaker 4>let it go ah like that all right, So we're here.

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<v Speaker 4>It next the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I was in the gym and the gym have

0:45:55.640 --> 0:45:57.800
<v Speaker 4>been going to since I moved here. There's one of

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 4>the personal trainers. There is a big, solid guy, Greek guy.

0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:03.839
<v Speaker 4>I been living here Melbourne years. Is a lovely guy

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 4>called Chris and one of the first people who ever

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:07.320
<v Speaker 4>came out to me and said, I joy listened to

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:10.440
<v Speaker 4>the show. But he is a very just like he's

0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:12.479
<v Speaker 4>been carved out of oak.

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 3>There's some people at the gym that just look like

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<v Speaker 3>they never go home. But and you think you always

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 3>rock out there there I go at eleven in.

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 4>The morning and yes it was in the evening horses

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 4>he Chris is there and now he is a He's

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:27.680
<v Speaker 4>like a human billboard for the show. This bless him

0:46:27.719 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 4>for caring, right But whatever, I go in there hibby

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 4>the other side of the gym right beasting somebody and

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.319
<v Speaker 4>he will bellow at the top of his voice. There

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 4>he is gold DJ heard you this morning, and bless

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 4>him we'll mention a link. Everyone looks round just full

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.400
<v Speaker 4>of hate, just like screw you. Because men in the

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 4>gym are insecure and it's a collection of all kind

0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 4>of different reasons. Why then they look around at me.

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 4>I don't know who you are, hate you, and I

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.799
<v Speaker 4>just sort of shrink waver and go thank you, Chris,

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:00.520
<v Speaker 4>and then there'd be some more human billboard doing him.

0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 4>The marketing team need to pay this guy to wander

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 4>around the streets of Melbourne. He is amazing. However, you've

0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 4>recently started going to the gym a lot more. Do

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 4>you wear gloves?

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:13.839
<v Speaker 6>No, I'm not at that advanced yet, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I do think it in advancing, I have to wear gloves.

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 4>It's got very soft hands, and they do. They get

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 4>very very They're very soft in their DJ hands.

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to look after him. They're actually in short

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<v Speaker 4>for ten million each hand. So I wear gloves, okay,

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 4>And to me they're just the gloves. However, I don't

0:47:33.160 --> 0:47:35.200
<v Speaker 4>think there's anything unusual about it, you know. I just

0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 4>otherwise my hands get cut quite easy picking up the rough,

0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:42.880
<v Speaker 4>you know, the bar bell or the dumbbells rough on

0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.120
<v Speaker 4>these hands. So I've got one of the gloves here

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:48.240
<v Speaker 4>chat that I wear right, So I'm wearing this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>Pat Soole point out.

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<v Speaker 4>But look at that tough reinforced waede grip there.

0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 6>It looks like he's got a dog pour on the

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<v Speaker 6>inside of his path.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I'm about to start doing some exercises and Christish

0:48:00.480 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 4>human billboard bur those out's half six and even so

0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:05.600
<v Speaker 4>it's packed. It's packed with a lot of trades who

0:48:05.640 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 4>are actually just in their trading gear. Getting a worker

0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:11.040
<v Speaker 4>in it is heaving in there, right, and he goes,

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 4>look at those gloves. Everyone looks around. Don't even say hello,

0:48:18.320 --> 0:48:21.279
<v Speaker 4>no hello, heard the show. Look at those gloves. You

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.280
<v Speaker 4>look like you're off to the prom with those long gloves.

0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:26.840
<v Speaker 4>The entire gym looks round. I know, I get I

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 4>go bright red right with the bastroom ferries. I'm just

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:32.440
<v Speaker 4>like boo boo. I feel like I'm back at.

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<v Speaker 6>School course because it's so vulnerable at the gym as

0:48:34.640 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 6>well more.

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:37.920
<v Speaker 4>And there's bigger apes in there, you know, like you know,

0:48:38.000 --> 0:48:40.200
<v Speaker 4>with another guy on top of them helping them sort

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 4>of doing those exercises and not making all that noise

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:46.839
<v Speaker 4>that as they like car tires are lifting off whatever.

0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:49.479
<v Speaker 4>They're all looking at me, judging me, and they're looking

0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 4>at the gloves, and they're looking at me, and they're

0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:54.279
<v Speaker 4>judging me. And I look round. There's no one else

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:57.360
<v Speaker 4>wearing gloves and I have to carry on. And so

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 4>as I'm carrying on, I cut short the workout. Just

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:02.400
<v Speaker 4>get out there, because as I walked around, I've been

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 4>marked by the bigger guys. It's suddenly not the prison

0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 4>workout room. And I'm the only guy with gloves. And

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to google in a minute those prom gloves.

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<v Speaker 4>Do these look like No? It doesn't, it doesn't, they don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you see this, Pats I can they look like

0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:16.840
<v Speaker 5>driving gloves.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a shame because you'll probably never wear them again

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<v Speaker 6>to the gym.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to have got no choice otherwise it won't

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<v Speaker 4>be able to operate these fadures and press buttons like this.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So after nine o'clock we've got brand new at work

0:49:30.120 --> 0:49:32.600
<v Speaker 4>time waster and of course another chance you to go

0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:35.320
<v Speaker 4>on the contact list tomorrow on the show to be

0:49:35.360 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 4>part of our fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy. Tomorrow morning,

0:49:38.080 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 4>one of you is getting a call at eight o'clock

0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 4>on the Breakfast show to win five thousand dollars. And

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 4>of course Pats has been telling us this morning that

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:47.840
<v Speaker 4>she does every day what is the winning song? Today's

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:50.920
<v Speaker 4>song has got her in trouble with the boss mis

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 4>emphasizing really the correct way to say, I don't feel

0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:57.399
<v Speaker 4>like dancing by the scissors sisters. So Pats has been

0:49:57.480 --> 0:49:59.239
<v Speaker 4>saying it throughout the show and.

0:49:59.360 --> 0:50:02.479
<v Speaker 5>The next winning song on Christian O'Connor's fifty thousand dollar

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:06.240
<v Speaker 5>phone frenzy is I don't feel like dancing by Scissor sisters.

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:08.440
<v Speaker 4>No suit. The boss didn't like this and wanted to

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 4>emphasize the eye.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty thousand dollar phone frenzy is, I don't feel like

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:14.880
<v Speaker 5>dancing by Scissor sisters.

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:16.759
<v Speaker 4>So we've we've made you this.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't feel like dancing dancing? I I oh, don't

0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 5>feel like dancing tea dancing.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go. Okay, so now at least we all

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<v Speaker 4>know what is the winning So after nine o'clock this morning,

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:42.759
<v Speaker 4>all right time for your emails. Do email me. We

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:45.279
<v Speaker 4>call it late to the party. Nowhing we've ever talked

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 4>about it's completely dead and buried. You can chip in

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:50.600
<v Speaker 4>anytime you want up. First it's one and then Craig

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 4>talking about pocket money. I think this was last week

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 4>on the show Christian Mindad has always been a keen fisherman.

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 4>I'd love to go fishing around East of Time. When

0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 4>we spent two weeks in a little place Tawonga with

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:03.399
<v Speaker 4>a large group of friends, a group of them will

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 4>go out in the morning and then late in the

0:51:04.680 --> 0:51:08.120
<v Speaker 4>afternoon they'll be fishing for trout and their bait was crickets.

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 4>And Dad used to pay me my sister twenty cents

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 4>per cricket. Favorite haunt of crickets is under cow pats.

0:51:15.400 --> 0:51:17.279
<v Speaker 4>And we'll see where this is going. So me and

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 4>my sister suspended an afternoon trapsing around various cow paddocks

0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 4>around the caravan, part digging up cowpats and fishing out crickets.

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Of course the old one will get thrown at each other,

0:51:28.080 --> 0:51:30.480
<v Speaker 4>but the time we finished, we all stunk of cow poo.

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:33.520
<v Speaker 4>By the time it was time to go back in fornight,

0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 4>the we were jumping the ribb and get cleaned up.

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Us on Craig and then I love this one from Rick.

0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:42.880
<v Speaker 4>Could you tell Jack b cowful about blaming breaking wind

0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:45.000
<v Speaker 4>on your dog? You know you were sharing with us.

0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 4>I did this to my dog for ages. I'd dropped

0:51:49.000 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 4>one and then go fuss. Sam blamed him. Eventually the

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 4>dog got a complex and we're email's amazing. The dog

0:51:57.760 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 4>got a complex and would beare his teeth and attack

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 4>anyone who farted. We take him to the beach house

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:06.759
<v Speaker 4>and all the guys would be there and anyone who

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.480
<v Speaker 4>farted they blame on Sam and he would lose it.

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 4>If you just made the noise by mouth, he start

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 4>to bear his teeth at you. If you cupped your

0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 4>hands at your bum and dealt the far at him,

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:22.319
<v Speaker 4>he would lose it. So Jack, don't blame the dog.

0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:25.279
<v Speaker 4>That's from Rick. Thank you very much.

0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 6>I heed your warning all right.

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 4>If you ever want to email me for lake Ler party,

0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 4>Christian at Gold one o four three dot com dot au.

0:52:32.400 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 4>Emails will read out on it. You'll get one of

0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:42.160
<v Speaker 4>our breakfast show marks, The.

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

0:52:46.239 --> 0:52:49.960
<v Speaker 4>Today's that what time waste to is spider movies. Because

0:52:51.239 --> 0:52:53.720
<v Speaker 4>spider movies don't need to justify any of these. Okay,

0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:59.359
<v Speaker 4>we're looking for your spider movies today. I've got four

0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:04.320
<v Speaker 4>webbings and a funeral. Thank you, thanks for coming everyone,

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 4>good night, See you again soon. Black widow down, good

0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:16.439
<v Speaker 4>red black Mountain spiders will fall enough to come jack.

0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:17.920
<v Speaker 4>What have you got spider movies?

0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:20.479
<v Speaker 6>Four weddings in a funnel web?

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:26.240
<v Speaker 4>No, four weddings and sorry, four webbings and a funeral?

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:32.040
<v Speaker 6>All right, how about the webbing singer? I already had

0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 6>that before you had four doubt My hands are up here,

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:36.480
<v Speaker 6>I doubt that.

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 4>Do you not think they just came up with that?

0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 4>When you heard the gold I got with webbings.

0:53:41.120 --> 0:53:45.839
<v Speaker 3>Iron mandibles, the little mandibles. Oh yeah, then I looked

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 3>it up and actually on the insects have mandibles.

0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 4>Don't have them.

0:53:49.680 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 6>I already wrote it, and Austin he already wrote it.

0:53:52.800 --> 0:53:55.919
<v Speaker 4>So we have to hear stuff that doesn't work because

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 4>he's already expanded those calories.

0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 6>Austin power the spider who shagged me.

0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:08.479
<v Speaker 4>Okay, send us your spider movies on oh four seven

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:12.200
<v Speaker 4>five three one oh four three. The Spy loved Me

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:15.319
<v Speaker 4>would have been spider oh four seven five o three

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<v Speaker 4>one o four three, Send us your spider movies.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:24.200
<v Speaker 1>point three, the.

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:26.360
<v Speaker 4>Song you're listening out for this hour between now and

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:27.920
<v Speaker 4>ten o'clock. Pats is, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't feel like dancing's it?

0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:31.320
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:54:31.480 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 4>No, no, you did it first time. We'll play that

0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:35.640
<v Speaker 4>between now and turn. That's the chance to call in,

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:39.680
<v Speaker 4>all right, Uh, Spider movies, you ready to mark Ready

0:54:41.320 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 4>Snow Whitetail Silver, Sam and Merritt Wham cast Up, Black

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:51.840
<v Speaker 4>Widow Silver plus, David Wyndham Vale, Taranta La La Land

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:57.320
<v Speaker 4>Silver plus Well Unjusted Infirntree Guddy, The Red Back of

0:54:57.440 --> 0:55:03.879
<v Speaker 4>Notre Dame Gold, Muriel's Ebing Gold, Very Smart, Jackie good

0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:08.759
<v Speaker 4>Will Huntsman Gold. That's from Bob. Instead of one flew

0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:11.360
<v Speaker 4>over the Cuckoo's Nest, it's one walked into a spider's

0:55:11.400 --> 0:55:15.400
<v Speaker 4>web Bronze. Yeah. Sure, but when they walk you through it,

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:19.799
<v Speaker 4>but thank you anyway, no name, but just three seven five,

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 4>Lord of the Spins Silver, Daddy Long Leg Daycare.

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<v Speaker 6>All right gold.

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:32.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's backus. Marsh Chitty Chitty Fang Fang Gold.

0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:37.640
<v Speaker 4>That's brilliant, Jackie well done, The Hateful Eight Legs, Gold Mitching,

0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Glen Iris, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Spiders Silver

0:55:42.600 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 4>word done, Reason Strappamore. Thank you very much everyone.

0:55:45.160 --> 0:55:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Good work The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

0:55:48.560 --> 0:55:49.480
<v Speaker 1>oh four point three.

0:55:49.719 --> 0:55:53.239
<v Speaker 4>You just heard this hour's winning song, Patsy's a favorite song,

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:57.279
<v Speaker 4>Sis sisters and I don't feel like dancing. Thank you

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 4>very much everyone who called in. There'll be another chance

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 4>to win again just after ten o'clock. We're huggy and

0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 4>every single hour, so you could go on the contacts

0:56:04.040 --> 0:56:06.000
<v Speaker 4>list to go get in with a chance being called

0:56:06.000 --> 0:56:08.200
<v Speaker 4>by me tomorrow morning at ight on our fifty thousand

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 4>dollars phone Frenzy.

0:56:09.920 --> 0:56:12.319
<v Speaker 3>Christian, you were telling us earlier about going to the gym.

0:56:12.560 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to the gym at the moment as well.

0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:16.160
<v Speaker 3>We're going to be two strong boys by the end

0:56:16.200 --> 0:56:16.600
<v Speaker 3>of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll tell you what I found out that Jack

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<v Speaker 4>is ripped? Is he lift your sht up? Well? Producer

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<v Speaker 4>Brad tong with it. While the show was on a break,

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<v Speaker 4>you guys went out for dinner and your wife when

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<v Speaker 4>you went to the toilet or fell asleep. Told them that,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you've had all the trades around doing work. Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>since he's been pumping iron.

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<v Speaker 5>He's in a bit of form.

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<v Speaker 4>He's taking his shirt off to be out with the trailer.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, I dug that.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell your wife, this is straight bombie anchor. Jack's wife

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<v Speaker 4>out there going hey guys, and they're all there'll go,

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<v Speaker 4>but we're keeping on top some Why do we all.

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<v Speaker 6>Have to well, I think they have to wear the

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<v Speaker 6>high viers because that's like a trading or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys there, we just get that shovel.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's just why I'm so tired, because I'm at

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<v Speaker 4>the jam five hundred nine, five hundred and ten. I

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<v Speaker 4>lost count. I do so many of these? Do you

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<v Speaker 4>do curls? Guys? What do you mention Jackie boys working out?

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<v Speaker 4>Check out the gun show, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I would dug one hole as a hot day, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just took my shirt off to put it around

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<v Speaker 3>my head.

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<v Speaker 6>And from the sun.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's so strong, Pats, he did it one hole,

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<v Speaker 4>just one hand. He scoots it down like a gina.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got it, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I wish my personal trainer was enthusiastic about my strength.

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<v Speaker 3>As you guys are, because he keeps saying every time

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<v Speaker 3>I'm over there, I gotta be working on my Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody gets their clients from Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>I got to put more videos. I should be putting

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<v Speaker 6>up a video every day. And then he never films

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<v Speaker 6>me and what I on his Instagram?

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<v Speaker 3>And I go on his Instagram and he's filming all

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<v Speaker 3>these clients doing it like this is how I teach

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<v Speaker 3>my client.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's with the king of Instagram, I mean your shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got tons of followers on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>He put me up once the first week and I

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<v Speaker 6>haven't been back on again.

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<v Speaker 4>And you showed me a video. He didn't put that

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<v Speaker 4>video up of you doing your first deadlifted? He he did?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it?

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<v Speaker 6>That video had a whole I came in.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't look good on a trainer. Honestly, it looked

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<v Speaker 4>like if you remember Missus Doubtfire and she was bending

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<v Speaker 4>down somehow to pick up a suitcase in about eighteen

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<v Speaker 4>separate moves. That's what I saw. The wonder that guy was.

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<v Speaker 4>This doesn't do me any favors.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>That is it for us? Are you actually going to

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<v Speaker 4>the gym today? No?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I'm got podcasting today.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that's not going to the gym, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that's what all serious bodybuilders do. They work

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<v Speaker 4>out one day, then you're go on podcasts to the other.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how Arnie got some big lifting podcasting. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 4>going to the gym today and I will be wearing

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<v Speaker 4>those gloves.

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<v Speaker 6>Well if you see.

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<v Speaker 4>Your agree, don't you know tomorrow's don't judge you as

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be doing. Don't judge I wear gloves to go

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<v Speaker 4>to the gym. And someone actually texted the show earlier saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>glove boy, he means me to pee on his hands

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<v Speaker 4>to tough them up. I'm not doing that. I can

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<v Speaker 4>we wandering around the streets of Melbourne with p smelling hands.

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<v Speaker 6>On your hands. You don't have to do it outside,

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<v Speaker 6>you do it in the privacy year own home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but then what just wonder about you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna wear my beautiful gloves. Okay. Title of today's show

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<v Speaker 4>is this is a great moment. We've had so many

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<v Speaker 4>great calls today in text. Thank you very much, Craigena

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<v Speaker 4>and Waynett. It's a title of today's show. We are

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<v Speaker 4>back tomorrow morning. We find his breakfast show crawf Our

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<v Speaker 4>AFL guy. Of course you know he's he's in No,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not. For some reason. He's in Kentucky over there

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<v Speaker 4>for the Derby gambling, but he's actually life from a

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<v Speaker 4>hotel room doing his AFL picks and he's got some

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<v Speaker 4>horses if you do want to put some money on

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<v Speaker 4>for the gg's in the Kentucky Derby as well. Hug

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<v Speaker 4>he's up next. Listen out for the winning song for

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<v Speaker 4>the next hour, The

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point

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<v Speaker 1>three