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Speaker 3: Broadcasting to the world Christian on the Loops on the loom, No, nope,
Speaker 3: don't go in there.
Speaker 4: For breakfast, so your ss do so. Now every day
Speaker 4: in this city I get a different kind of weather
Speaker 4: that I'm not experienced before. This morning, warm rain, warm rain.
Speaker 4: It's balmy rain. Everyone rush outside right now. Everyone, there's
Speaker 4: warm rain. I could hear it pouring down during the
Speaker 4: night and we're saying, oh, I'm going to reteckt with
Speaker 4: Bronnie and to change my clothing to really make sure
Speaker 4: I'm going to steady myself against this weather front. And
Speaker 4: then walk out the house states was it warm?
Speaker 5: It's very unusual. It's nineteen degrees the.
Speaker 4: Whole fourm this morning. I sweat just walked in out
Speaker 4: of the house. Warm rain, warm rain. By the way,
Speaker 4: great folk band name went they warm Rain? Not a
Speaker 4: heavy metal man, that's a folk band now onstage please?
Speaker 4: Or is it a jazz band? Warm rain? How you
Speaker 4: swornen Jack?
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't
Speaker 3: catch you on TV last night.
Speaker 4: It's not compulsory. I mean, you hear me for four
Speaker 4: hours a day. I can really understand why you don't
Speaker 4: want to see me on TV in the evening for
Speaker 4: an hour on the It was on the only episode
Speaker 4: last night of Sean mccauliff's Brilliant Generation.
Speaker 6: Talking about my gener No, talking about your generation.
Speaker 4: He's confusing, isn't that she just called it my generation?
Speaker 4: I guess who who would have a problem with that?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 4: Well done? Well done? That's it. Yesterday it wasn't like that,
Speaker 4: but today that's it. It's there. So what were you doing?
Speaker 6: I had my brother and his girlfriend over for dinner deliberately.
Speaker 4: No, he's come around, or I'll have to watch it.
Speaker 6: No, I really wanted to watch it.
Speaker 4: Actually had my kids grudgingly watched it, and we were
Speaker 4: kind of watching it because it's obviously awkward seeing yourself
Speaker 4: on TV and so and then after afterwards The Castle
Speaker 4: came on and which is such a great thing. It's
Speaker 4: not just a great when people say, oh, it's one
Speaker 4: of the finest or Australian comedy movies, which it is,
Speaker 4: but it's just a great movie anyway. It's one of
Speaker 4: my favorite comedy movies. And it's some movies when you
Speaker 4: go back you realize they're very much of their time.
Speaker 4: It's oh, it hasn't sort of translated, well, it's not
Speaker 4: as good was that. It's still it's still beautiful, it's charming,
Speaker 4: and I don't know, it just reminds me of a
Speaker 4: time when when I've done it nowadays, some modern comedy
Speaker 4: and that they have when it's about real life, it's
Speaker 4: more character chors and it's more saying, look at these
Speaker 4: hideous people. There's something that was charming about that movie
Speaker 4: where they're celebrated, these these wonderful characters.
Speaker 6: So did the girls stick around for it? Did they
Speaker 6: like it?
Speaker 4: Well, they start moaning, going, because I'm not allowed in
Speaker 4: charge with my own TV until nine o'clock. That's seriously,
Speaker 4: that's the way it works, okay. And so obviously because
Speaker 4: the TV show was on, they wanted to see me
Speaker 4: and they were going, actually, you're quite funny on It's
Speaker 4: that's as good as your book with kids. Quite funny.
Speaker 4: I'll take that. I'll put it on a poster. And
Speaker 4: then I said, oh, this is this movie's come along
Speaker 4: the castles on. This is one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4: You'll love this kids. It's it's really funny. Oh it
Speaker 4: looks so old. No, and it does it? Does it?
Speaker 4: It looks really old? And I go, well, look, go
Speaker 4: make your school lunches first of all, and then then
Speaker 4: you can then we'll watch someone else. And so they're
Speaker 4: watching it whilst I went the school lunches. And then
Speaker 4: the moment that they've done that, they went, Now you
Speaker 4: know the deal, dad, nine o'clock, you get the remote,
Speaker 4: which meant what a gear change from enjoying twenty minutes
Speaker 4: of the brilliant Castle, Bachelor and Paradise. It's a horrible, horrible,
Speaker 4: like a bucket of urine being pulled. Have your face.
Speaker 4: So everything that I said about charming, and then I'm
Speaker 4: warm hearted, And then who are these broken people?
Speaker 6: I've never seen it? It's tacky.
Speaker 4: Tacky doesn't even do it enough. I mean, it's just
Speaker 4: And the thing is, I'm forced to watch it by
Speaker 4: my captors now every night, or we don't hang out
Speaker 4: together and watched TV together. And all I've turned into
Speaker 4: is that muttering old guard on a bench. Oh, never go,
Speaker 4: never behave like that girl. She just come across as
Speaker 4: desperate and sad. And you know the reason why that
Speaker 4: girls maybe like that is because her dad didn't give
Speaker 4: her enough attention. They're she's just shut up with your dad.
Speaker 4: We watch the show with that this bitter old commentary
Speaker 4: track on it.
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Speaker 4: Also, the big thing in our house yesterday evening was
Speaker 4: you remember when you had your it was your first
Speaker 4: kind of favorite band or artist when you were young.
Speaker 4: It's nothing more exciting.
Speaker 3: You're discovering music for the first time. It feels very
Speaker 3: independent because you're finding It feels like you're finding the
Speaker 3: music and discovering the B side.
Speaker 4: That's it, and it's the first moment. It's you're starting
Speaker 4: to express your individual tastes and something that you Mum
Speaker 4: and dad ever introduced you to a TV show that
Speaker 4: they watch and you'll watch together. So for my little
Speaker 4: two of your daughter, it's all about Billie Eilish. Yes,
Speaker 4: right now in the world, this is one of the
Speaker 4: coolest or she's it right now and she's just about
Speaker 4: to come over while she's over here already Friday Night,
Speaker 4: Margaret Court. She's in Melbourne. This is her first ever
Speaker 4: Australian tour and she is seventeen years of age, and
Speaker 4: she's very original, she's very cool. She's got a very
Speaker 4: unique look. She's not I think like there's a couple
Speaker 4: of things I like about her. She doesn't dress and
Speaker 4: she doesn't look like a lot of other young female singer.
Speaker 4: She's not Ariana Grande. She just turns up in her
Speaker 4: close and her dms and her lyrics are quite interesting
Speaker 4: as well. But my twelve year old daughter that her
Speaker 4: world is all about Billie Eilish so much so that
Speaker 4: she wants to be a singer. And Billy Arnish's surname
Speaker 4: is O'Connell, but she changed it. So now my daughter
Speaker 4: wants to change her name for O'Connell, and she thinks
Speaker 4: she's going to hold her back. I guess when she
Speaker 4: sees all her dad's managed to do is still talking
Speaker 4: in between songs. It might be the sidler world, but
Speaker 4: you're still talking and telling her time out loud. She's saiking,
Speaker 4: I want more for my life.
Speaker 3: So does she want the Eilish surname or does she
Speaker 3: want her own stage name?
Speaker 4: Own stage name, and it will not be any thing
Speaker 4: to do with O'Connor. Which I took as an insult
Speaker 4: to But anyway, last night she was so excited because
Speaker 4: tonight it's the big night. Then she's going to the
Speaker 4: gig tomorrow night with her two best mates. But tonight
Speaker 4: I've actually get her tickets for her and I to
Speaker 4: go to Nova the Red Room. I'm going to launch
Speaker 4: my own Gold Room. Do you think that sounds better
Speaker 4: than the Red Room?
Speaker 6: Gold Room?
Speaker 4: It does come into the Gold Room as supposed to
Speaker 4: come into the Red Room. But anyway, so she's going
Speaker 4: to She's going to see her in a very intimate setting.
Speaker 4: You know, she's going to see her tonight and tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: So last night she said it it feels like Christmas
Speaker 4: e if I can't sleep, I'm so excited hanging up
Speaker 4: in her bedroom is the outfit she's going to wear?
Speaker 4: Remember being that excited in your life, it's nothing but
Speaker 4: pure excitement. You just you just can't wait for the
Speaker 4: next day. And she was like, did you think there's
Speaker 4: anywhere I could have a day off school because I
Speaker 4: won't be a concentrate on Absolutely not not absolutely. It
Speaker 4: makes me want to counsel taking you. I'm going into
Speaker 4: the belly of the beast tonight, you know to arrival
Speaker 4: radio station. You don't have a day off school for that.
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Speaker 4: Minutes time then one of the last two chances to
Speaker 4: be in the draw. Tomorrow show we're in a trip
Speaker 4: to London. Go and see the Who Live Who as
Speaker 4: good as the one twenty minutes ago at Wembley Stadium,
Speaker 4: which would be an amazing chancellor another chancellor in ten
Speaker 4: minutes time before that. Yesterday, after the show, we went
Speaker 4: out for breakfast. Jack and I with Beck and Brad
Speaker 4: are producing the show. And as always when I go
Speaker 4: out with Jack, there has to be some kind of
Speaker 4: flim flam or drama with his food ordering, depending on
Speaker 4: what way the wind is moving. This very very sensitive
Speaker 4: organic broadcaster, and yesterday was a brand new one I
Speaker 4: got before. What did you order?
Speaker 3: Firstly, admit that the orange juice kafuffle at the cafe
Speaker 3: down below us is. I have to say every time
Speaker 3: that's the one you complain about most. They have a
Speaker 3: drink path on the menu that's called the orange juice
Speaker 3: that has orange carrot and ginger or orange apple and ginger,
Speaker 3: so I go. Can I have the orange juice? But
Speaker 3: then it sounds like I'm just throwing orange juice, and
Speaker 3: then I have to go, but I want the orange juice.
Speaker 6: That's the orange apple ginger.
Speaker 4: Well that's confusing.
Speaker 6: That's their fault.
Speaker 4: But if it was so confusing, what happened a lot
Speaker 4: and there they changed the menu. I hate you're the
Speaker 4: only person that goes in and does this small speech
Speaker 4: after confusing. Yesterday, we're in a different place and everyone's
Speaker 4: getting like a toaste or something, and what do you order?
Speaker 4: Side of bacon? A side of bacon with your toasty No, no, no,
Speaker 4: literally just that, a side of bacon. Even the lady
Speaker 4: looks at him, like a side of bacon. Three rashes
Speaker 4: of bacon. That's all he was eating.
Speaker 5: You need a bit of toast or something. It's so
Speaker 5: cold up, it looks.
Speaker 4: So bare and dry. It actually was irritating me that
Speaker 4: he was like some mad king. Who does that? I mean,
Speaker 4: in this city where there's only been one different, various
Speaker 4: weird diets. Who I mean. I know there's a paleo diet,
Speaker 4: but even that is I'm only going to eat meat.
Speaker 6: It's not a diet. I just that's what I felt
Speaker 6: like I asked my brain what I felt like? I
Speaker 6: felt like some bacon.
Speaker 4: You asked your brain? Who are your Homer Simpson, I'm
Speaker 4: one brain. I don't like you. You don't like me.
Speaker 4: What do you feel like? Eating? Just three rashes of
Speaker 4: bacon with nothing else with it? Looked so bare on
Speaker 4: the plate. The plate looked naked. It looked like the
Speaker 4: plate just had a pair of underpants.
Speaker 3: And then the guy was so confused when I went
Speaker 3: to pay that he couldn't even put it into the system.
Speaker 6: He had to make up. He had to like put
Speaker 6: it all in manually.
Speaker 4: Annoying. Yeah, one of our listeners actually emailed us. They're
Speaker 4: a big fan of Master Chef, which goes back on
Speaker 4: this week, and they said, last night there was something
Speaker 4: on the show about what one me If you could
Speaker 4: only eat one meal for the rest of your life,
Speaker 4: what would it be? I think it was to one
Speaker 4: of the challenges last night, and so I was thinking
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that a lot. Actually, the emailed
Speaker 4: us because they want us to tell them what that
Speaker 4: our meals would be. Sure, if you could only ever
Speaker 4: have one meal for the rest of your life, Patsy,
Speaker 4: what would it be for you.
Speaker 5: My mum's veggie soup. Probably she makes an awesome vegetable soup.
Speaker 4: That's it for the rest of it. But that's the
Speaker 4: sort of thing you have in hospital when you're not
Speaker 4: craved it.
Speaker 5: When I was pregnant, still love it, Yeah, do magnificently.
Speaker 4: What is it? Just like a sort of veggie broth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very basic, but it's the flavor.
Speaker 4: Really, was your mom putting a ton of salt?
Speaker 5: No, no, no salt. She puts like an old roast
Speaker 5: lamb bone or something, and she sort of festers it
Speaker 5: away for a couple of days.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful for.
Speaker 6: This not a word you want to use to describe, believe.
Speaker 4: On last night's Master's Show, anyone said about fested.
Speaker 1: Bones The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 4: Day History.
Speaker 2: On this day, Miller trip to a little to see
Speaker 2: the Who Live.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a trip or two off to London Wembley
Speaker 4: Stadium this July. You'll be able to get some winter sun.
Speaker 4: It should technically be summertime in London, mem but our
Speaker 4: summers can vary between one hour to all of three days.
Speaker 6: I saw it.
Speaker 3: Someone was complaining about another mini heat wave over in
Speaker 3: London's that's right, it got to the early twenties then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hot. Okay. So the reason why we're doing
Speaker 4: this this brilliant new show that's on at the Melbourne Museum.
Speaker 4: It's on now. If you're into your rock and roll
Speaker 4: and you're into good music, which obviously are after you
Speaker 4: tuosing this to this radio station, then you love this.
Speaker 4: Revolutions records and rebels at the Melbourne Museum, loads of
Speaker 4: amazing stuff from the late sixties and seventies, not just
Speaker 4: in music but also fashion, art, politics, such an amazing
Speaker 4: explosive time. They've got John Lennon's glasses, some of the
Speaker 4: suits he wore on the Sarch and Burbers only Hearts
Speaker 4: cue band front cover. Also the handwritten lymits were loosing
Speaker 4: the sky with diamonds, Mick Jagger's stage costumes, some of
Speaker 4: our Pete Townsend's guitars are the smashed up on stage
Speaker 4: as well with the who who gots it? All? Right?
Speaker 4: So that's the prize. The drawer is tomorrow. We've got
Speaker 4: one last chance tomorrow morning on the show on one
Speaker 4: nail as well, So very special on this day in
Speaker 4: mystery today. All right, so may the second. Here's a
Speaker 4: question today for you? Then do you want to go
Speaker 4: in the drawer tomorrow and also win some tickets to
Speaker 4: go to this amazing exhibition. Which band's debut album got
Speaker 4: to number one today? On this day? May the second
Speaker 4: debut album and stay there for twelve weeks? Twelve weeks
Speaker 4: at number one with their debut album who do you think?
Speaker 4: The album? Sorry? Who do you think? The The band
Speaker 4: is n four three.
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Speaker 4: Three on this day history?
Speaker 2: On this day will a trip to London to see
Speaker 2: the Who live at Rumbley?
Speaker 4: Yes? Some Brice all there with this big new exhibition
Speaker 4: in town Revolutions, Records and Rebels at the Melbourne Museum.
Speaker 4: Question today then to go into a draw and win
Speaker 4: some tickets to go and see the exhibition is? Which
Speaker 4: bands debut album went to number one? The album chants
Speaker 4: Today in History made the second stayed there for an
Speaker 4: astonishing three months, twelve weeks. What do you think the
Speaker 4: band was? Let's take some guesses. Bryce, good morning, Oh,
Speaker 4: good morning, Christian? How are you? I'm good? Bryce? Are
Speaker 4: you well? Are you having a good week.
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, no, I'm having a good week.
Speaker 4: Thanks excellent. All right, Bryce, what do you think the
Speaker 4: band is?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 4: Yes, everyone is doing it. Someone emailed me yesterday say
Speaker 4: and it sounds that we've gone owl in the studio? Who?
Speaker 4: Now it's not the Great Who? Nice guess though, Bryce,
Speaker 4: Thanks for trying. All right? Good day, Gerard, Good morning Gerard?
Speaker 4: Ay right? Gerald? How are you this morning?
Speaker 9: Good in yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Not bad? Thank you very much for asking. All right,
Speaker 4: who do you think it is?
Speaker 7: The Beatles?
Speaker 4: The Great Beatles in their debut album stayed at number
Speaker 4: one for twelve weeks. It's not the Beatles, but smart guests.
Speaker 4: We'll give you some tickets to go and see this
Speaker 4: exhibition anyway, jess Y all right? Uh? Daniel, good morning?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 11: Was it the Rolling Stone?
Speaker 4: Look at that straight in? No time for small talk.
Speaker 4: This is a guy on the move. It's got people
Speaker 4: to see, places to go, Danny boy, Who did you say?
Speaker 12: The Rolling Stone?
Speaker 4: In yeah self titled album nineteen sixty four stayed at
Speaker 4: number one for twelve weeks. You found the Stones?
Speaker 13: Kind of?
Speaker 4: How did you know it was the Stones? Cheeky little google? Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Googley boy, thank you for being honest with that exactly.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you. O. There was his bangs and pots
Speaker 4: and pans, Daniel, you go through it to the drawer.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow you could be off to London and go to
Speaker 4: the Who Live Cool.
Speaker 12: That'd be fantastic.
Speaker 4: All right, buddy, well done. We'll also give you some
Speaker 4: tickets go and see the show.
Speaker 10: Cool.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 4: This is quite interesting, right. So it goes from May
Speaker 4: the second, nineteen sixty four, where The Stone's debut album
Speaker 4: went in at number one. The album's chart stayed there
Speaker 4: for twelve weeks. Bazarrely was talking about this yesterday with
Speaker 4: the team after you left us. How I was saying,
Speaker 4: how we're talking about Mick. You know, he's recovering at
Speaker 4: the moment after having this heart surgery, and I really
Speaker 4: hope he makes a good recovery, can continue on the tour.
Speaker 4: And I was just saying, how if you, if you
Speaker 4: were Mick Jagger, you'd be so angry that you're the
Speaker 4: one having a heart operation. When Keith Richards, who's taken
Speaker 4: all the drugs in the world, is absolutely fine. It
Speaker 4: is a modern miracle that he needs to donate himself
Speaker 4: to science. When he finally does leave this planet. He's
Speaker 4: absolutely fine. Jagger is the one who works out every day.
Speaker 4: He's so super fit. Macrobiotic diet, he's mixed to one
Speaker 4: going in and heart surgery is absolutely fine. However, Keith
Speaker 4: did almost die and it was actually, bizarrely on this
Speaker 4: day in history made the second Yeah, in two thousand
Speaker 4: and six. Do you remember the story was on holiday
Speaker 4: in the Caribbean and he was on a hammock reading
Speaker 4: a book and a coconut fell hit him on the head. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And he was in hospital. He had like a brain hemorrhage.
Speaker 4: And and I was telling Beck, who was like, what
Speaker 4: a strange injury about a coconut fall, And someone's said,
Speaker 4: I said, no, no, this happens every year. People die
Speaker 4: from being hit on the head from coconuts. And she
Speaker 4: could understand how I said no, no, because they're the
Speaker 4: big thing in heavy morning. Anyway, I just have a
Speaker 4: quick Google search. Just actually, was she right? I am
Speaker 4: not making this up. One hundred and fifty people die
Speaker 4: every year from being hit on the head by falling coconut.
Speaker 6: That is sad.
Speaker 4: And to put into contexts, that is fifteen times more
Speaker 4: people that are killed by sharks every year. Yea, coconuts
Speaker 4: are more dangerous. You know, the sharks probably are listening
Speaker 4: right now, going absolutely thank you for someone saying we're
Speaker 4: not as bad as people think. The coconuts are the
Speaker 4: real problem here.
Speaker 3: Mick Fanning's only punched one shark in the head, but
Speaker 3: he's punched fifteen coconuts in the head.
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Speaker 4: Three, so amazing story. I've seen a British singer called
Speaker 4: beat Pete Dotty and he used to have been a
Speaker 4: band in the nineties called the Libertines, and he's been
Speaker 4: hospitalized with a serious blood infection. And the reason how
Speaker 4: he got this was he was his two dogs, rockstar
Speaker 4: dogs with the names Zeus and Narco.
Speaker 6: What's Naco? Is that one of the great gods? Or
Speaker 6: is it just like?
Speaker 4: Narco is obviously short for narcotics and he has a
Speaker 4: long story of enjoying some recreational with that. So the
Speaker 4: fact that Pete Dotty would have a dog called Narco
Speaker 4: and Sus. If you're down the dog park or something,
Speaker 4: he hears someone you're getting Narco over your shoulder. I think
Speaker 4: do they think I'm an undercover Copple, so it's a
Speaker 4: very aggressive Hey Narco man, I know you're watching me.
Speaker 4: You and the Feds get off my hat. He's got
Speaker 4: two dogs and they get into a fight with a
Speaker 4: little cute British hedgehog.
Speaker 3: They decided to attack it because you can get hedgehogs
Speaker 3: just walking around in your backyards over.
Speaker 4: Those that's about as wild as the animals go in
Speaker 4: the UK are hedgehogs all brickly hedgehogs. The dogs attack it,
Speaker 4: and so best his dogs. So he goes to separate them. Okay,
Speaker 4: but he gets because he doesn't want the hedgehog to
Speaker 4: be hurt because he's still a wild man of rock
Speaker 4: and roll. But we all love a hedgehog. And he
Speaker 4: actually gets pricked by the sort of spines, the little
Speaker 4: spines that come out of the hedgehog, and he got
Speaker 4: this rare blood infection. He's been hospitalized. He was actually
Speaker 4: really well. Now died like a transfusion. However, this morning,
Speaker 4: I think we want to find your stories of embarrassing injuries.
Speaker 4: So if you ever injured yourself with in an odd man,
Speaker 4: I mean, there was a great story about a very
Speaker 4: famous British soccer player, former England player and manstew Nighted
Speaker 4: player called Rio Ferdinand, and he couldn't play for a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks because he damaged his knee tendons. Not
Speaker 4: playing football, he was watching TV and put his feet
Speaker 4: up on a coffee table and he was obviously having
Speaker 4: some friends around. His feet were up for quite a
Speaker 4: few hours, and then when he tried to get up, Ah,
Speaker 4: done something to my knee. He'd somehow injured his knee
Speaker 4: by putting it on a coffee table and he couldn't
Speaker 4: play for a couple of weeks. One an amazing bizarre
Speaker 4: injury watching TV on the couch with his feet up
Speaker 4: for too long on a coffee table. Never safe, No,
Speaker 4: he damaged a tendon behind the knee, so he was
Speaker 4: out for a few games. Perhaps if you ever injured
Speaker 4: yourself in an unusual way, I.
Speaker 5: Have actually rather unfortunate. I was doing some ironing once,
Speaker 5: how can I say, and accidentally kind of went over, Well,
Speaker 5: I ironed one of my boobs. Let's be honest about it.
Speaker 6: What are you trying to iron the shirt?
Speaker 5: Well you kind of just sort of turned around to
Speaker 5: get the start and it kind of just brushed over.
Speaker 6: The oh so your shirt?
Speaker 4: When you asked her, were you trying to iron a
Speaker 4: shirt or bra? Other? Those two trying to iron one
Speaker 4: of her boobs?
Speaker 5: Anyway, it left me with a nasty burn, right.
Speaker 4: Okay, As always the Pats, we never know what we're
Speaker 4: going to get day to day. So yeah, what's looking
Speaker 4: for your stories about embarrassing injuries? Nine four one four
Speaker 4: one oh four three. You didn't have to get to
Speaker 4: like emergency.
Speaker 5: No, I just put some chrome on it.
Speaker 12: That's right.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have asked. Let's move on nine one o
Speaker 4: four three. I'm actually blushing slightly. Give us a call
Speaker 4: embarrassing injuries nine four one four one four three.
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Speaker 4: So we're taking your calls this morning. But have you
Speaker 4: suffered an embarrassing injury? I don't want to go back
Speaker 4: into the Pats incident, but I'm going to have to
Speaker 4: because I have another question. So you were ironing and
Speaker 4: you accidentally ironed a boob. Yes, you've got a bit
Speaker 4: of the hot face on that area Friday, right, and
Speaker 4: so I can I ask why? Hell?
Speaker 5: Now, how is it's that what is naked, right, was
Speaker 5: ironing naked?
Speaker 4: That's not something you should do naked, say with I
Speaker 4: remember once naked frying bacon. Don't do that. I don't
Speaker 4: know what I was taking a honeymoon. It tacks the
Speaker 4: bare chest. It was spinning up, you know, close this
Speaker 4: huts making harts. All right, this takes some course now
Speaker 4: then about embarrassing injuries, Dan, Good morning, Good morning, Danny Boy,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. Thanks recording. What's your story, Christian?
Speaker 12: My embarrassing story how I injured myself was that when
Speaker 12: I was a younger, a youngster, and I pierced my scroton.
Speaker 12: And it all came about when I was about ten
Speaker 12: years old. I was kneeling on the on the carpet
Speaker 12: in the lounge, had my set of coloring pencils. I
Speaker 12: just sharpened them all and I was coloring in and
Speaker 12: someone had knocked at the door, and I was holding
Speaker 12: the pencil the wrong way around, and when I leant
Speaker 12: forward to get up, the pencil pierced scroton.
Speaker 4: Oh. Second mention of the word, ah, good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I guess well. It was kind of even more
Speaker 12: embarrassing was that my auntie was there, was there looking
Speaker 12: after me, and there was blood. There was a lot
Speaker 12: of blood, and there I was being tended to buy
Speaker 12: my auntie with band aids and tissues and me on
Speaker 12: the back with my legs open, and yeah, needless to
Speaker 12: say anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any long term implications sound like a doctor now,
Speaker 4: any long term implications?
Speaker 12: No, fortunately not. I've got two kids, so it's very colorful.
Speaker 6: Kids.
Speaker 8: Strange.
Speaker 4: Man, that's a great story. Thanks for recording in this one.
Speaker 4: Might have a good day. Very good Liam, Good morning morning, Christian,
Speaker 4: Good morningly. What's your story for astthing about an embarrassing injury?
Speaker 14: My embarrassing injury was I was watching TV. I got
Speaker 14: up just normally and managed to twist something in my
Speaker 14: groin and very painful, doubled over on the ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah I've heard about this. You can you can twist
Speaker 4: the plums? I didn't know. Yeah, very pain I think
Speaker 4: do you have to go to hospital to get them
Speaker 4: to like untwist them like a helicopter of the the
Speaker 4: end go flying up in the air.
Speaker 14: I went to hospital and had an ultrasound and they said, yep,
Speaker 14: that needs to be fixed. They had to untwist it.
Speaker 4: Oh god lord, No.
Speaker 14: The nickname twisties and can.
Speaker 4: Ask how do they untwisted? Just someone just go look
Speaker 4: the other way and then just sort of like screw left?
Speaker 4: What do they do to unscrew them?
Speaker 14: Literally, that's what they did. They just twisted it and
Speaker 14: said yep, And I was still in pain for quite
Speaker 14: a while, but yeah it worked.
Speaker 4: The human body is an amazing thing, but also amazing
Speaker 4: no ways we can injure ourselves. That's incredible. All right, Liam,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You cool? Thank you? All right,
Speaker 4: now I ask you some more calls. I think it's
Speaker 4: safe to say we're up to speed now we're sort
Speaker 4: of injured plums. If you've got any other body part
Speaker 4: that's been injured other than testicles, it'd be great to
Speaker 4: hear those stories as well. Seem to blame you, pats,
Speaker 4: you don't boom, the guys will go Okay, testicles okay
Speaker 4: nine four one four one o four three for your
Speaker 4: embowsing injuries.
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: I love the text. You just go coming as well,
Speaker 4: saying when I'll just do a Dan's call. If you
Speaker 4: just tuned in, we're talking about embarrassing injuries and the
Speaker 4: two callers, we both had both men involving injuries to
Speaker 4: their nether regions, and one of them, the first one,
Speaker 4: Dan puntured his one of his crown jewels with when
Speaker 4: he was young with a pencil. Christians listening to that
Speaker 4: reminded mister Squiggle did already ever watched mister Squiggle the
Speaker 4: Chance Children's TV show for a while. I love watching that.
Speaker 4: It was he would get the kids to draw various things.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a children's act with a pencil
Speaker 4: delicately placed coming out at the end of one of
Speaker 4: your plums. Let's take someone called Jeff.
Speaker 13: Thank God, I guys here sitting at a restaurant doing
Speaker 13: shots of Chinese rice wine, and you light it and
Speaker 13: trailed back. It was a bit slow, and my mustache
Speaker 13: caught on fire. So on fire, sitting at the restaurant,
Speaker 13: and then me slapping myself in the place to try
Speaker 13: and put it out.
Speaker 4: Jeff, do you know what I would have paid money
Speaker 4: to have been in there to see you do that?
Speaker 4: What a treat you were for everyone else. You're a gift, Jeff.
Speaker 4: That is everything about this. So you set.
Speaker 6: On fire and you meant to buy it out, Jeff,
Speaker 6: before you drink.
Speaker 4: Like flaming zambukas.
Speaker 13: It's like that, but as you quickly trailed back, it
Speaker 13: throws the flying out. But I was just a little
Speaker 13: bit too slow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess you what do you have a
Speaker 4: big old kind of murfuse tash up there? What have
Speaker 4: you got?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 13: I used to have it. It's gone now.
Speaker 4: But forest fire, we're just like little bits of stumps
Speaker 4: there in that.
Speaker 13: The infident was that I had burnt lips.
Speaker 4: So you had to put your own face out. You see,
Speaker 4: we're just patting it.
Speaker 13: I just had quickly slapt myself in the face to
Speaker 13: try and put the flame out.
Speaker 4: Jeff, that is a great story. Thank you very much
Speaker 4: for calling you.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 13: You have a great day. Goodbye the tis. Hi, how
Speaker 13: are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Lovely name natist? Was that French? My mom
Speaker 4: made it up. There's a phone in one day about
Speaker 4: weird names that you've got. Your mom made it up.
Speaker 4: I love that. That's great, all right? What's your embarrassing injury?
Speaker 4: In the tease?
Speaker 9: I was and the day and I was coming home.
Speaker 9: I thought, I'll get ready, I'll make myself look great.
Speaker 9: Was straightening my hair and put the straighten the down
Speaker 9: and then I sat on it at two thirty five degrees.
Speaker 4: They had, yeah, like branding yourself.
Speaker 9: Yeah. So a year later, I've still got the scars.
Speaker 4: What from the two tongs?
Speaker 9: Yep, so I've got four little scars across my top
Speaker 9: of my thighs in the bottom part of my cheeks.
Speaker 4: Oh so, I mean you really must have really burnt
Speaker 4: yourself badly.
Speaker 9: I did really well. But the bonus part was that
Speaker 9: I couldn't sit down obviously, so I had to buit
Speaker 9: myself up to first class to come home.
Speaker 4: Oh come on, I'm going to try that one. I'd
Speaker 4: love to sit with you kids and wife, but I've
Speaker 4: burnt my backside with my hair straightness. Again, I have
Speaker 4: no choice. Went got a first class because they're one
Speaker 4: thing's first class is famous. Law is looking off the
Speaker 4: burn backsides.
Speaker 6: You'll have to see most of the first class passengers.
Speaker 6: I face down.
Speaker 4: That's what's there. The other side behind the curtain is
Speaker 4: a burns unit. Thank you for cool. Have a great day.
Speaker 9: Thanks you too.
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Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 4: Three slips out now from embossing injuries. After the last
Speaker 4: caller an amazing name called Natiss, and I presume it
Speaker 4: must be French when we are related to the painter Mattiss.
Speaker 4: But she said no, her mm just made the name up.
Speaker 4: So curious to know if you know anyone or this
Speaker 4: is you and your parents made up a name for you.
Speaker 4: Jack was just telling me, so is this a footy
Speaker 4: player with this strange hybrid name.
Speaker 6: He retired a couple of years ago. His name is
Speaker 6: shared Wellingham.
Speaker 4: His name was that sounds made up, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: His parents either wanted like the name Shane and Jared
Speaker 3: and wanted to combine them, or his mum's name was
Speaker 3: Sharon and his dad's name was Jared and they combined
Speaker 3: the two names.
Speaker 6: It was one of the others.
Speaker 4: It's fran Franken name, Frankenstein name. But you said, Beck
Speaker 4: knows someone with a made up name as well. Good
Speaker 4: morning back, good morning, Yes, I know or girl and
Speaker 4: her name is Juve j u v a e Juve Yes,
Speaker 4: and it's one hundred percent made it up.
Speaker 6: She said, her mum made it up.
Speaker 4: Why do people do that, because then you've got to
Speaker 4: explain your name for the rest of your life, haven't
Speaker 4: you like I wouldn't even know. It's like spelling me juve, spelljva?
Speaker 4: How do you spell it?
Speaker 6: J u v a E?
Speaker 4: What is this? Juve?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Juve? What a strange name? Isn't it all right? Give
Speaker 4: us a call then if this is you or you
Speaker 4: know someone with a made up name like Jave nine
Speaker 4: four one one oh four three the.
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Speaker 4: So we've gone from we were talking about em bouncing
Speaker 4: injuries and the last carler had a wonderful name, Natisse,
Speaker 4: and when asked her about the origin of a nation,
Speaker 4: is my mum just made it up? So trying to
Speaker 4: find people this morning, do you have a made up name?
Speaker 4: Do you know someone that does? Turns out this is
Speaker 4: a thing. I've had a text it from Paul. Paul,
Speaker 4: thank you so much for this. Is this legit? I mean,
Speaker 4: I know all these jokes about Frankston, but this in
Speaker 4: the Frankston birth section years ago, were a set of twins.
Speaker 4: Clearly the parents thought they were expecting boys but not girls.
Speaker 4: The two names Craigina and Waynett.
Speaker 6: You no cruel.
Speaker 4: Cannot be true. Could anyone else verify this? I mean, Paul,
Speaker 4: I'm not saying you're a liar, but it just seems Craigina.
Speaker 4: And what I'm gonna have to go home. I need
Speaker 4: to lie down and just put it all together. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna drive round Frankston today just yelling out my car window, Craigina,
Speaker 4: why net just to see if any little kid does
Speaker 4: wander around. That's amazing, Paul, thank you very much. That
Speaker 4: let's go to lines. Tanya, good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: All right then, so obviously you haven't got a made
Speaker 4: up name, but apparently your sister does.
Speaker 11: Mum actually thought she heard it on television, but I
Speaker 11: think she heard Danniel that my sister's name is dary L.
Speaker 3: Just said like a mutant way of taking Darryl and
Speaker 3: trying to make it feminine, and it just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 4: Darriel.
Speaker 11: Well, she's had it for a long long time now
Speaker 11: and everyone knows and loves her.
Speaker 4: Is that darry L? And I love the fact that
Speaker 4: your mum thought she thought she heard on the TV. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's incredible. And so how do you spell your sister's name.
Speaker 11: D A double r I E double l E so.
Speaker 4: This is what your mum had to do as well.
Speaker 4: She had to come up with the origin of the
Speaker 4: spelling as well. Is it double L of course the
Speaker 4: L and is it a one R do we think?
Speaker 4: Or it's a double r. She had to workshop this.
Speaker 4: It's incredible, Danya, thank you very much for calling here. Mate.
Speaker 4: You have a good name.
Speaker 11: Thank you you two thanks.
Speaker 4: Mate, uh Roseanne Hi Christian. Yeah, what's the name?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 4: What's the made up name?
Speaker 11: I named one of my sons Callija. So it's Elijah
Speaker 11: without the E on the front, just a K on
Speaker 11: the on the front of it.
Speaker 4: Now, do you mind me asking why you did that?
Speaker 11: Because I had already a Levi and I couldn't have
Speaker 11: Levi and Elijah just rhymed.
Speaker 4: So you thought instead of picking a different name because
Speaker 4: there are thousands kay on the front of it.
Speaker 15: Problem solved today, sentimental to my dad, because you had
Speaker 15: a Charlie pride Res with a song called Carlijah.
Speaker 4: So that the name of your son is Calijah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: actually sounds quite nice, but also then can also sound
Speaker 4: like Calida. No spoken like a true mom.
Speaker 11: He doesn't even get shortened.
Speaker 4: Surprisingly enough, in this country, I find that astonishing process.
Speaker 11: Not quite true because he's got dark auburn here and
Speaker 11: he's younger brother calls him Red Kelly.
Speaker 4: Right, all right, thanks you call me Oikay. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, Steve.
Speaker 7: Good morning, been a good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Steve. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 4: That's really kind name. What's the made up name?
Speaker 7: My son? We made it up in their twenties. Four
Speaker 7: years ago. We were used to lot to Hanness and
Speaker 7: there was a horselang rand called Shane Don and my
Speaker 7: wife really liked that name, and I said to her,
Speaker 7: tell the name like that. So we come up with
Speaker 7: Shandon Shan.
Speaker 4: What a name shand's like a gun singer. I mean,
Speaker 4: you got Shane and uh, I got to see him
Speaker 4: walking into a bar. Now the names Shandon people come around.
Speaker 4: How do you spell that? I'm feeling full of lead? Now,
Speaker 4: how do you feel we do that? Just tell me
Speaker 4: shot Shane. Did you say shot Brandon? You mean no?
Speaker 4: Sh Oh? That's great. And also apparently my producers tell
Speaker 4: me that your daughter's got a great name as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my daughter, my wife's Shane, which I didn't like
Speaker 7: and I lost didn't want And I'll sit down ever
Speaker 7: drinks one night and then I come up with shut.
Speaker 4: I think I've said that word, but I've been throwing
Speaker 4: up after having too many drinks. You, you and your
Speaker 4: wife are a couple of geniuses. That is absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 4: That is great, Steve, very funny, cool, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: All right, take uh, Suzanne, I'm here here, you're there. Great, everyone,
Speaker 4: Suzanne's finally here. I've just been killing time until Suzanne
Speaker 4: called in.
Speaker 14: This morm list.
Speaker 4: Suzanne, what's the made up name? Chilton? It's I L
Speaker 4: t O in Sorry, it's for Sam.
Speaker 11: It's I L t O in Stilton.
Speaker 4: No, it's I Sultan. Yep, Sultan. It's an area. It
Speaker 4: must have been an area. They So it's a boy's name.
Speaker 4: Is it a girl's name name? Of course? Silly Siltan yep?
Speaker 4: What did you? Where did that come from?
Speaker 13: Apparently the mom wanted Sylvia and the dead wanted Tony.
Speaker 4: They so, how do we compromise?
Speaker 6: You guess after a couple of drinks, you mushed them together.
Speaker 4: And you get Siltan. You are now name of Siltan?
Speaker 4: All right, Suzanne, thank you very much, you cool, Thank
Speaker 4: you man. Those are great course, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three time.
Speaker 4: We do this every Thursday. We love doing this. It's
Speaker 4: called the isolated vocal, where we just play an isolated
Speaker 4: vocal from a song. Everything else is removed and you
Speaker 4: hear sometimes the little tiny flaws and imperfections that when
Speaker 4: you hear the full song you don't really appreciate them,
Speaker 4: and you also appreciate how great so these voices are.
Speaker 4: This is a really good example of a very different one.
Speaker 4: Brandon Flowers, lead singer with the Killers, had an amazing
Speaker 4: debut album called Hot Fuss and Mister Brightside is an
Speaker 4: amazing song about insecurity and jealousy. A lot of people
Speaker 4: think it's about cheating. I actually don't think it is.
Speaker 4: I think it's about jealousin insecurity, eating and destroying your relation.
Speaker 4: I don't think he is actually being cheated on. He
Speaker 4: says that line over and over again, and it's all
Speaker 4: in my head anyway. His voice, he's not a Freddie
Speaker 4: Mercury or anything like that. He's got a very different
Speaker 4: kind of voice. However, you feel the emotion behind the
Speaker 4: song when you hear this, and at times the microphone
Speaker 4: that is recorded into is pop and it's fuzzy, but
Speaker 4: those little floors make it even better. I think anyway,
Speaker 4: haven't seen this one? Then? This week's isolated vocal Brandon
Speaker 4: Flowers doing mister Brightside coming out of my cage, and
Speaker 4: I've been doing just fine.
Speaker 10: God, I gotta be down because I want it all
Speaker 10: And started out waiting a kiss out of it in
Speaker 10: a black nance.
Speaker 4: It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss.
Speaker 10: Now falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's
Speaker 10: having a smoke and she's taking a drag. Now they're
Speaker 10: going to bed, and my stomach is sick and it's
Speaker 10: all in my head. But she's touching his sails. Now
Speaker 10: he takes off her dress. Now lay me go.
Speaker 6: I just can't look. It's killing me.
Speaker 10: And saving control. Jealousy Telly Saints Sence you see swiming
Speaker 10: through sigal A bies, joking on your own bies. But
Speaker 10: it's your surprise, Surny Testiny is calling me open.
Speaker 4: Of my girl because I mess surprise Side. This week's
Speaker 4: start the isolated vocal Brandon Flowers lead singer with the
Speaker 4: Killers and Mister Bright's Side. You can find loads of
Speaker 4: these isolated vocals on YouTube. So if you ever want
Speaker 4: to go and have a look at any and you
Speaker 4: find any you think would be great to hear it
Speaker 4: on Thursday morning on the show, email them to me.
Speaker 4: Christian at God one I four to three dot com
Speaker 4: dot au killers. Would you say one of the best
Speaker 4: performances for at the Grand Final? Oh? Oh you will.
Speaker 3: Oh you always remember that performance because Jack Riewell gets
Speaker 3: up on stage and sings with them. Do you think
Speaker 3: there was premeditated or did he get caught up in
Speaker 3: the moment?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was an amazing performance by the kidders.
Speaker 4: What wasn't it? And it's just like one they're probably
Speaker 4: the best bands that you've ever had at a Grand Final?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they've had They've had some great acts.
Speaker 3: What comes to mind straightaway is meat life.
Speaker 6: And the always forget.
Speaker 4: You can easily always go to straight What was the worst,
Speaker 4: isn't it? Is that human nature and it's really bad
Speaker 4: trying thinks are great to happen. So yeah, if you
Speaker 4: ever do find any of these isolated vocals, they're all
Speaker 4: up on YouTube. Hours of them. They're amazing. Christian at
Speaker 4: GOLDWEO four to three dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: We're still trying to get our hands on the meatloaf
Speaker 3: isolated vocal from the ground.
Speaker 4: Floes, and then to burn it so it's never ever
Speaker 4: heard again ever again. After this song, then one of
Speaker 4: the junior members of this show, a recent sign of
Speaker 4: a transfer and signing from Sydney, made a very very
Speaker 4: big mistake yesterday. When you hear what it is next,
Speaker 4: you'll go rookie era. So much to learn about life,
Speaker 4: God one, I fought both three. Come on, It's to
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Speaker 4: As we journey through this life and we get older,
Speaker 4: I like to think that the best thing we can
Speaker 4: do is game wisdom and insights. You know, I already
Speaker 4: know now, and hopefully I've passed this important life lesson
Speaker 4: on to my kids that if you were going to
Speaker 4: a public toilet and you sit down, you check that
Speaker 4: there's paper, enough paper to deal with the end all right,
Speaker 4: early on your life, the amount of times you gone
Speaker 4: in there and you go, oh no, that horrible realization
Speaker 4: there's no paper there, And I should have checked you
Speaker 4: now know, as you're a bit older and wiser, you check.
Speaker 4: And we've got a young member of this team recently
Speaker 4: joined us, great young kid called Rio and he's moved
Speaker 4: all the way over from Sydney to work on the show,
Speaker 4: which is the only mistake he's really made so far
Speaker 4: in his life. But he made a big one yesterday. Rio,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, So tell everyon what you did
Speaker 4: last night? Mate.
Speaker 8: Oh, I just moved into a new apartment and it
Speaker 8: was getting a bit late. I don't have a bit
Speaker 8: or anything that's completely bare, so I thought, all right,
Speaker 8: you know weekend's coming up. Be nice to have a
Speaker 8: bid in case, you know, things go well and then.
Speaker 6: Or just a sleeping You don't have to have a
Speaker 6: company to want to sleep in a bed.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 8: But yeah, I was planning to watch you on your
Speaker 8: gen of course, but then it got to be from.
Speaker 4: Your bed, from a new bed with a friend or something.
Speaker 4: Are you single at the moment?
Speaker 8: Are you sort of very single?
Speaker 4: Really? I did for show?
Speaker 6: What am I riding down?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Carry on? Rios? So you're bedless? Bedless?
Speaker 8: And thought, oh, you know I can do it.
Speaker 6: Go to Ikea.
Speaker 8: That'll take half an hour, pick up a bed, take
Speaker 8: it out and put together. Be fine. Got to be
Speaker 8: in bed by ten, should be able to do it,
Speaker 8: told the WhatsApp group. And then you said, no chance,
Speaker 8: but I back myself in. So let's just break down
Speaker 8: the time, none of this. What time did you enter
Speaker 8: the hell that is Ikea? That was about six thirty?
Speaker 4: Oh? Good lord?
Speaker 6: Is it still open?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Opened the evening and it's full of didn't you see
Speaker 4: this as well? Full of miserable looking couples who are
Speaker 4: rowing silently on the whole time. It's a terrible time
Speaker 4: to go in the evening and it's like a.
Speaker 6: Mosquito light at night, attracting people. But you'll never get out.
Speaker 4: And did you go in to get the bed?
Speaker 12: And bet?
Speaker 4: Did you leave with some other stuff as well? Yep?
Speaker 8: I ended up with coat hangers.
Speaker 4: I always get you with the cheap coat hangers. Did
Speaker 4: you get anough coat hangers? In case you do meet
Speaker 4: your lady friend this weekend and hang up your jacket? Okay?
Speaker 4: And so you get home? What time do you start
Speaker 4: making your brand new bed?
Speaker 8: I start making it about seven fifty. Need to be
Speaker 8: in bed by like ten.
Speaker 4: What happened? We can all guess what happened next. But
Speaker 4: you tell us, do you tell us so we can laugh? Well,
Speaker 4: I thought I had it all together.
Speaker 8: I got to the headboard, but then I realized just
Speaker 8: as I was about to connect it that everything was
Speaker 8: around the wrong way. Every bloody fifty allen key scooze.
Speaker 8: That took so long, and it would take me like
Speaker 8: another two hours, so one time I've noticed it. Now
Speaker 8: this is about ten thirty eleven, more like eleven.
Speaker 4: And also, don't you find that you start off thinking
Speaker 4: I can do this, I've got this. That's the first minute.
Speaker 4: That's all you've got is a minute. Then you find
Speaker 4: that you swear more doing the Ikea stuff than you'll
Speaker 4: ever do in your life, don't you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was us sweating.
Speaker 4: So what did you make this brand new Ikea bed?
Speaker 4: What time are you in it? But I'm not.
Speaker 8: I just changed my mattress into it. And so now
Speaker 8: it's a mattress surrounded by an empty frame.
Speaker 4: It's an art installation. Now, so you just sleep on
Speaker 4: the slats or something.
Speaker 8: No, I haven't put the slats on. The mattress is
Speaker 8: just where the slats should be, sitting on the floor.
Speaker 4: Yea is it one of those things where it keeps
Speaker 4: coming into your mind. You know that at some point
Speaker 4: when you get back today, you're going to have to
Speaker 4: deal with that absolute mess.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I might just work really late tonight Goodney.
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Speaker 4: So doing today's show, Pats has been given some email
Speaker 4: back and forth from our boss. Souh. Now, this is incredible,
Speaker 4: nothing to do with the news. It never would be
Speaker 4: because she's the best on a dial. However, Pats the
Speaker 4: moment is trying to audition to be a DJ on
Speaker 4: the station. She's insisting on doing my job. Then you
Speaker 4: know that after nine o'clock, what the winning song is
Speaker 4: to be part of the contacts list tomorrow for our
Speaker 4: fifty thousand dollar phone frenzy. And she listened up because
Speaker 4: it's a five thousand dollar phone call every single Friday.
Speaker 4: We did the first one last week. It will be
Speaker 4: one of you tomorrow morning, just after eight. So the
Speaker 4: winning song today is Patsy. It's the siss Sisters, right,
Speaker 4: it is? Okay, So half seven Patsy said.
Speaker 5: This and the next winning song on Christian O'Connell's fifty
Speaker 5: thousand dollar phone frenzy is, I don't feel like dancing
Speaker 5: by Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 4: And then our eagle boss do what she should be doing.
Speaker 4: She's listened to a show monitoring, they call it. I
Speaker 4: was monitoring monitoring you today and she sent you a
Speaker 4: note saying you were getting the pronunciation.
Speaker 5: Role or just highlighting the wrong word.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what was the thing that you'd doing wrong?
Speaker 5: I think it was the don't I should have been
Speaker 5: doing the I.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Patsy takes us on board. She's a professional.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Now we fast forward half an now
Speaker 4: to eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollar fine Frenzy is, I don't feel like
Speaker 5: dancing by Scissor sisters, just doing.
Speaker 4: Some time that does not sound right. Let's hear that again.
Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollar fine frenzy is, I don't feel like
Speaker 5: dancing by Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 4: I mean, I hope it's the running stones tomorrow when
Speaker 4: I cannot get no satisfaction the emphasis there, of course,
Speaker 4: So we're all all let's make sure we hear the
Speaker 4: next break right, because we've got the headlines coming up.
Speaker 4: And then once more, perhaps we'll do it with the
Speaker 4: I and when he emphasized the eye again, this okay,
Speaker 4: let it go ah like that all right, So we're here.
Speaker 4: It next the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was in the gym and the gym have
Speaker 4: been going to since I moved here. There's one of
Speaker 4: the personal trainers. There is a big, solid guy, Greek guy.
Speaker 4: I been living here Melbourne years. Is a lovely guy
Speaker 4: called Chris and one of the first people who ever
Speaker 4: came out to me and said, I joy listened to
Speaker 4: the show. But he is a very just like he's
Speaker 4: been carved out of oak.
Speaker 3: There's some people at the gym that just look like
Speaker 3: they never go home. But and you think you always
Speaker 3: rock out there there I go at eleven in.
Speaker 4: The morning and yes it was in the evening horses
Speaker 4: he Chris is there and now he is a He's
Speaker 4: like a human billboard for the show. This bless him
Speaker 4: for caring, right But whatever, I go in there hibby
Speaker 4: the other side of the gym right beasting somebody and
Speaker 4: he will bellow at the top of his voice. There
Speaker 4: he is gold DJ heard you this morning, and bless
Speaker 4: him we'll mention a link. Everyone looks round just full
Speaker 4: of hate, just like screw you. Because men in the
Speaker 4: gym are insecure and it's a collection of all kind
Speaker 4: of different reasons. Why then they look around at me.
Speaker 4: I don't know who you are, hate you, and I
Speaker 4: just sort of shrink waver and go thank you, Chris,
Speaker 4: and then there'd be some more human billboard doing him.
Speaker 4: The marketing team need to pay this guy to wander
Speaker 4: around the streets of Melbourne. He is amazing. However, you've
Speaker 4: recently started going to the gym a lot more. Do
Speaker 4: you wear gloves?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not at that advanced yet, right.
Speaker 4: I do think it in advancing, I have to wear gloves.
Speaker 4: It's got very soft hands, and they do. They get
Speaker 4: very very They're very soft in their DJ hands.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: I've got to look after him. They're actually in short
Speaker 4: for ten million each hand. So I wear gloves, okay,
Speaker 4: And to me they're just the gloves. However, I don't
Speaker 4: think there's anything unusual about it, you know. I just
Speaker 4: otherwise my hands get cut quite easy picking up the rough,
Speaker 4: you know, the bar bell or the dumbbells rough on
Speaker 4: these hands. So I've got one of the gloves here
Speaker 4: chat that I wear right, So I'm wearing this yesterday.
Speaker 6: Pat Soole point out.
Speaker 4: But look at that tough reinforced waede grip there.
Speaker 6: It looks like he's got a dog pour on the
Speaker 6: inside of his path.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm about to start doing some exercises and Christish
Speaker 4: human billboard bur those out's half six and even so
Speaker 4: it's packed. It's packed with a lot of trades who
Speaker 4: are actually just in their trading gear. Getting a worker
Speaker 4: in it is heaving in there, right, and he goes,
Speaker 4: look at those gloves. Everyone looks around. Don't even say hello,
Speaker 4: no hello, heard the show. Look at those gloves. You
Speaker 4: look like you're off to the prom with those long gloves.
Speaker 4: The entire gym looks round. I know, I get I
Speaker 4: go bright red right with the bastroom ferries. I'm just
Speaker 4: like boo boo. I feel like I'm back at.
Speaker 6: School course because it's so vulnerable at the gym as
Speaker 6: well more.
Speaker 4: And there's bigger apes in there, you know, like you know,
Speaker 4: with another guy on top of them helping them sort
Speaker 4: of doing those exercises and not making all that noise
Speaker 4: that as they like car tires are lifting off whatever.
Speaker 4: They're all looking at me, judging me, and they're looking
Speaker 4: at the gloves, and they're looking at me, and they're
Speaker 4: judging me. And I look round. There's no one else
Speaker 4: wearing gloves and I have to carry on. And so
Speaker 4: as I'm carrying on, I cut short the workout. Just
Speaker 4: get out there, because as I walked around, I've been
Speaker 4: marked by the bigger guys. It's suddenly not the prison
Speaker 4: workout room. And I'm the only guy with gloves. And
Speaker 4: I'm going to google in a minute those prom gloves.
Speaker 4: Do these look like No? It doesn't, it doesn't, they don't.
Speaker 5: Can you see this, Pats I can they look like
Speaker 5: driving gloves.
Speaker 6: It's a shame because you'll probably never wear them again
Speaker 6: to the gym.
Speaker 4: I have to have got no choice otherwise it won't
Speaker 4: be able to operate these fadures and press buttons like this.
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Speaker 4: So after nine o'clock we've got brand new at work
Speaker 4: time waster and of course another chance you to go
Speaker 4: on the contact list tomorrow on the show to be
Speaker 4: part of our fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 4: one of you is getting a call at eight o'clock
Speaker 4: on the Breakfast show to win five thousand dollars. And
Speaker 4: of course Pats has been telling us this morning that
Speaker 4: she does every day what is the winning song? Today's
Speaker 4: song has got her in trouble with the boss mis
Speaker 4: emphasizing really the correct way to say, I don't feel
Speaker 4: like dancing by the scissors sisters. So Pats has been
Speaker 4: saying it throughout the show and.
Speaker 5: The next winning song on Christian O'Connor's fifty thousand dollar
Speaker 5: phone frenzy is I don't feel like dancing by Scissor sisters.
Speaker 4: No suit. The boss didn't like this and wanted to
Speaker 4: emphasize the eye.
Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollar phone frenzy is, I don't feel like
Speaker 5: dancing by Scissor sisters.
Speaker 4: So we've we've made you this.
Speaker 5: I don't feel like dancing dancing? I I oh, don't
Speaker 5: feel like dancing tea dancing.
Speaker 4: There you go. Okay, so now at least we all
Speaker 4: know what is the winning So after nine o'clock this morning,
Speaker 4: all right time for your emails. Do email me. We
Speaker 4: call it late to the party. Nowhing we've ever talked
Speaker 4: about it's completely dead and buried. You can chip in
Speaker 4: anytime you want up. First it's one and then Craig
Speaker 4: talking about pocket money. I think this was last week
Speaker 4: on the show Christian Mindad has always been a keen fisherman.
Speaker 4: I'd love to go fishing around East of Time. When
Speaker 4: we spent two weeks in a little place Tawonga with
Speaker 4: a large group of friends, a group of them will
Speaker 4: go out in the morning and then late in the
Speaker 4: afternoon they'll be fishing for trout and their bait was crickets.
Speaker 4: And Dad used to pay me my sister twenty cents
Speaker 4: per cricket. Favorite haunt of crickets is under cow pats.
Speaker 4: And we'll see where this is going. So me and
Speaker 4: my sister suspended an afternoon trapsing around various cow paddocks
Speaker 4: around the caravan, part digging up cowpats and fishing out crickets.
Speaker 4: Of course the old one will get thrown at each other,
Speaker 4: but the time we finished, we all stunk of cow poo.
Speaker 4: By the time it was time to go back in fornight,
Speaker 4: the we were jumping the ribb and get cleaned up.
Speaker 4: Us on Craig and then I love this one from Rick.
Speaker 4: Could you tell Jack b cowful about blaming breaking wind
Speaker 4: on your dog? You know you were sharing with us.
Speaker 4: I did this to my dog for ages. I'd dropped
Speaker 4: one and then go fuss. Sam blamed him. Eventually the
Speaker 4: dog got a complex and we're email's amazing. The dog
Speaker 4: got a complex and would beare his teeth and attack
Speaker 4: anyone who farted. We take him to the beach house
Speaker 4: and all the guys would be there and anyone who
Speaker 4: farted they blame on Sam and he would lose it.
Speaker 4: If you just made the noise by mouth, he start
Speaker 4: to bear his teeth at you. If you cupped your
Speaker 4: hands at your bum and dealt the far at him,
Speaker 4: he would lose it. So Jack, don't blame the dog.
Speaker 4: That's from Rick. Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: I heed your warning all right.
Speaker 4: If you ever want to email me for lake Ler party,
Speaker 4: Christian at Gold one o four three dot com dot au.
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Speaker 4: Today's that what time waste to is spider movies. Because
Speaker 4: spider movies don't need to justify any of these. Okay,
Speaker 4: we're looking for your spider movies today. I've got four
Speaker 4: webbings and a funeral. Thank you, thanks for coming everyone,
Speaker 4: good night, See you again soon. Black widow down, good
Speaker 4: red black Mountain spiders will fall enough to come jack.
Speaker 4: What have you got spider movies?
Speaker 6: Four weddings in a funnel web?
Speaker 4: No, four weddings and sorry, four webbings and a funeral?
Speaker 6: All right, how about the webbing singer? I already had
Speaker 6: that before you had four doubt My hands are up here,
Speaker 6: I doubt that.
Speaker 4: Do you not think they just came up with that?
Speaker 4: When you heard the gold I got with webbings.
Speaker 3: Iron mandibles, the little mandibles. Oh yeah, then I looked
Speaker 3: it up and actually on the insects have mandibles.
Speaker 4: Don't have them.
Speaker 6: I already wrote it, and Austin he already wrote it.
Speaker 4: So we have to hear stuff that doesn't work because
Speaker 4: he's already expanded those calories.
Speaker 6: Austin power the spider who shagged me.
Speaker 4: Okay, send us your spider movies on oh four seven
Speaker 4: five three one oh four three. The Spy loved Me
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Speaker 4: Song you're listening out for this hour between now and
Speaker 4: ten o'clock. Pats is, I.
Speaker 5: Don't feel like dancing's it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, you did it first time. We'll play that
Speaker 4: between now and turn. That's the chance to call in,
Speaker 4: all right, Uh, Spider movies, you ready to mark Ready
Speaker 4: Snow Whitetail Silver, Sam and Merritt Wham cast Up, Black
Speaker 4: Widow Silver plus, David Wyndham Vale, Taranta La La Land
Speaker 4: Silver plus Well Unjusted Infirntree Guddy, The Red Back of
Speaker 4: Notre Dame Gold, Muriel's Ebing Gold, Very Smart, Jackie good
Speaker 4: Will Huntsman Gold. That's from Bob. Instead of one flew
Speaker 4: over the Cuckoo's Nest, it's one walked into a spider's
Speaker 4: web Bronze. Yeah. Sure, but when they walk you through it,
Speaker 4: but thank you anyway, no name, but just three seven five,
Speaker 4: Lord of the Spins Silver, Daddy Long Leg Daycare.
Speaker 6: All right gold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's backus. Marsh Chitty Chitty Fang Fang Gold.
Speaker 4: That's brilliant, Jackie well done, The Hateful Eight Legs, Gold Mitching,
Speaker 4: Glen Iris, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Spiders Silver
Speaker 4: word done, Reason Strappamore. Thank you very much everyone.
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Speaker 4: You just heard this hour's winning song, Patsy's a favorite song,
Speaker 4: Sis sisters and I don't feel like dancing. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much everyone who called in. There'll be another chance
Speaker 4: to win again just after ten o'clock. We're huggy and
Speaker 4: every single hour, so you could go on the contacts
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Speaker 4: by me tomorrow morning at ight on our fifty thousand
Speaker 4: dollars phone Frenzy.
Speaker 3: Christian, you were telling us earlier about going to the gym.
Speaker 3: I'm going to the gym at the moment as well.
Speaker 3: We're going to be two strong boys by the end
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what I found out that Jack
Speaker 4: is ripped? Is he lift your sht up? Well? Producer
Speaker 4: Brad tong with it. While the show was on a break,
Speaker 4: you guys went out for dinner and your wife when
Speaker 4: you went to the toilet or fell asleep. Told them that,
Speaker 4: you know, you've had all the trades around doing work. Jack,
Speaker 4: since he's been pumping iron.
Speaker 5: He's in a bit of form.
Speaker 4: He's taking his shirt off to be out with the trailer.
Speaker 6: Come on, I dug that.
Speaker 4: Tell your wife, this is straight bombie anchor. Jack's wife
Speaker 4: out there going hey guys, and they're all there'll go,
Speaker 4: but we're keeping on top some Why do we all.
Speaker 6: Have to well, I think they have to wear the
Speaker 6: high viers because that's like a trading or whatever.
Speaker 4: Guys there, we just get that shovel.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's just why I'm so tired, because I'm at
Speaker 4: the jam five hundred nine, five hundred and ten. I
Speaker 4: lost count. I do so many of these? Do you
Speaker 4: do curls? Guys? What do you mention Jackie boys working out?
Speaker 4: Check out the gun show, guys.
Speaker 3: I would dug one hole as a hot day, and
Speaker 3: I just took my shirt off to put it around
Speaker 3: my head.
Speaker 6: And from the sun.
Speaker 4: And he's so strong, Pats, he did it one hole,
Speaker 4: just one hand. He scoots it down like a gina.
Speaker 4: I've got it, guys.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish my personal trainer was enthusiastic about my strength.
Speaker 3: As you guys are, because he keeps saying every time
Speaker 3: I'm over there, I gotta be working on my Instagram.
Speaker 3: Everybody gets their clients from Instagram.
Speaker 6: I got to put more videos. I should be putting
Speaker 6: up a video every day. And then he never films
Speaker 6: me and what I on his Instagram?
Speaker 3: And I go on his Instagram and he's filming all
Speaker 3: these clients doing it like this is how I teach
Speaker 3: my client.
Speaker 4: And he's with the king of Instagram, I mean your shoes.
Speaker 4: He's got tons of followers on Instagram.
Speaker 6: He put me up once the first week and I
Speaker 6: haven't been back on again.
Speaker 4: And you showed me a video. He didn't put that
Speaker 4: video up of you doing your first deadlifted? He he did?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 6: That video had a whole I came in.
Speaker 4: It didn't look good on a trainer. Honestly, it looked
Speaker 4: like if you remember Missus Doubtfire and she was bending
Speaker 4: down somehow to pick up a suitcase in about eighteen
Speaker 4: separate moves. That's what I saw. The wonder that guy was.
Speaker 4: This doesn't do me any favors.
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Speaker 4: That is it for us? Are you actually going to
Speaker 4: the gym today? No?
Speaker 6: I mean I'm got podcasting today.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's not going to the gym, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You know that's what all serious bodybuilders do. They work
Speaker 4: out one day, then you're go on podcasts to the other.
Speaker 4: That's how Arnie got some big lifting podcasting. I'm actually
Speaker 4: going to the gym today and I will be wearing
Speaker 4: those gloves.
Speaker 6: Well if you see.
Speaker 4: Your agree, don't you know tomorrow's don't judge you as
Speaker 4: I'll be doing. Don't judge I wear gloves to go
Speaker 4: to the gym. And someone actually texted the show earlier saying, oh,
Speaker 4: glove boy, he means me to pee on his hands
Speaker 4: to tough them up. I'm not doing that. I can
Speaker 4: we wandering around the streets of Melbourne with p smelling hands.
Speaker 6: On your hands. You don't have to do it outside,
Speaker 6: you do it in the privacy year own home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then what just wonder about you know, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna wear my beautiful gloves. Okay. Title of today's show
Speaker 4: is this is a great moment. We've had so many
Speaker 4: great calls today in text. Thank you very much, Craigena
Speaker 4: and Waynett. It's a title of today's show. We are
Speaker 4: back tomorrow morning. We find his breakfast show crawf Our
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