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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning seven.

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Speaker 2: FM, Jen White, Rise, Jimmy jabb please thee. Yeah, there's more.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe it? I'm sure all of us will

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Speaker 2: remember where we were for the Great Lemsip Shortage of

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Speaker 2: twenty two. I wonder when Elton comes over, do you

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Speaker 2: think I can get him to bring some lemsips?

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Speaker 3: Because the Great Lemsip Shortage is happening as we speak.

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Speaker 3: Imagine that phoning Elton John to say, could he be

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Speaker 3: your lemsip Muley? Okay's busy weirder things. I'm sure, come on, Baggage.

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Speaker 3: I'll get on to Elton, see if you can bring

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Speaker 3: us some lemsips. Yeah, just bring it the normal way, Elton.

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Speaker 3: They need to sholve it or anything weird.

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Speaker 2: One of the big movies this year was Top Gun Maverick.

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Speaker 2: You guys actually spoke to Tom Cruise's love interest in

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Speaker 2: the movie, Jennifer Connolly even she was blown away working

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Speaker 2: with Tom.

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Speaker 4: I mean, how often does that happen that you're writing

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Speaker 4: on a motorcycle of Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's funny. You know, I've been making movies

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Speaker 1: for a really long time, but.

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Speaker 4: And I've worked with a lot of actors, but he's

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Speaker 4: Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 2: It's just something different about it and about.

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Speaker 3: So even you feel that, even you feel wow.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm running a motorcycle, Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is somebody filming this?

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Speaker 4: Someone filming?

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Speaker 2: So I get a camera for some reason. Jones he

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Speaker 2: had to dress up in drag. My highlight was coming

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Speaker 2: up with his drag name, Jenny Taylor.

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Speaker 4: Come on, that's reality.

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Speaker 3: That's that's shooting.

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Speaker 1: Fishing about well, then.

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Speaker 3: You come up with one, you don't have one, Noh,

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Speaker 3: I'm just along for the ride. This is your this

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Speaker 3: is your thing. Some Brendover that was one that's yours. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Hailey Davidson color sucking me off.

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Speaker 1: I just read that out without prereading it.

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Speaker 3: I saw the words and just read them. I do

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Speaker 3: apologize because it's written for it. I didn't understand how

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Speaker 3: that would sound. It's pretty good, though, isn't it. It's

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Speaker 3: a bike thing Kawasaki.

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Speaker 2: For once you had someone on this show that I

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Speaker 2: could get into. TikTok and Triple j Hottus one hundred,

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Speaker 2: top twenty star, Tom Cardy have you check?

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Speaker 1: And what does your mom think?

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Speaker 4: Is your mom a big fan of h y C ybhr.

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Speaker 1: Mom's a big fan of almost everything. She is a

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Speaker 1: big fan of that, but she does worry that that

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Speaker 1: is the literally the biggest thing and it's all about bumbholes,

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Speaker 1: even though she's the one that says it to me, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I say.

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Speaker 2: Back to her.

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Speaker 4: So I think there's a part of her that realizes

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Speaker 4: that the genius.

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Speaker 2: Is Actually we got a new PM this year and

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Speaker 2: he had to go bike riding with the Indo PM

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Speaker 2: on bamboo bikes. For some reason, it must be a

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Speaker 2: Prime Minister thing and so was.

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Speaker 1: A It was good fun, although I must say we

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Speaker 1: went really really slowly at the beginning, and I do

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Speaker 1: say the present maybe it's really hard to ride a

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Speaker 1: bike at one kilometer an now with cameras all around.

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Speaker 4: Have you got that?

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Speaker 3: Have you got the bamboo training wheel?

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Speaker 2: Jonesy compared bladders with f one chair, Max von Staffan.

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Speaker 3: How do you do heat training?

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Speaker 4: This can be by you know, getting yourself in the sauna.

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Speaker 4: You can even put a bike in there, you know,

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Speaker 4: to you gau used to eat and do certain amount

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Speaker 4: of minutes, you know, recycling or or even being in

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Speaker 4: a room which is a little warmer.

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Speaker 3: And this is why you young guys do so well

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Speaker 3: at racing, because you don't need to go to the

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Speaker 3: toilet as much as us old guys. Because I can't

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Speaker 3: ride home on a motorbike from work to home because

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Speaker 3: I've got to stop halfway to go to the loop.

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Speaker 4: Your your bladder control is a bit out of control. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it is, like you know, I'm din't last race.

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Speaker 3: I don't have that young prostate anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Tennis John McEnroe was on the show talking about

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Speaker 2: the new movie doc on his life.

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Speaker 4: How was it watching this back? Yeah? I find it

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Speaker 4: difficult to watch old tapes of myself, and of course

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Speaker 4: they're going to show my tantrums and even the ones

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Speaker 4: when I'm winning, I don't watch those. So uh so,

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Speaker 4: there were times where it was definitely tough. It was

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Speaker 4: like free therapy, I guess in a way. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I've certainly paid for enough of it over the years

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Speaker 4: sometimes court but that's another story.

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Speaker 2: Amanda tried to get behind the secret of Axl Royce's

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Speaker 2: hair from comedian Jim Jefferies.

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Speaker 3: Because apparently isn't the bandana has that fake hair attached

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Speaker 3: to it. I think I'm never going to get into

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Speaker 3: a man. He's trying to look.

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Speaker 1: Like the idea that we seved writers.

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Speaker 2: Were wearing a week called brave?

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Speaker 3: What had one old man been called?

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Speaker 1: How do we live in a society where women are

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Speaker 1: allowed to wear weeks?

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Speaker 2: Over there?

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Speaker 3: Four heads of there and they're just having a bit

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Speaker 3: of fun. But it's a ball then.

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Speaker 2: And joke of the year has to be this one

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Speaker 2: about the late colorful crime figure Mark Chopper Reid. We

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Speaker 2: know where I met Chopper red at the Urinal.

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Speaker 4: We were standing there.

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Speaker 3: On the name of the pub. I was doing an

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Speaker 3: interview with him, and before the interview, I was doing

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Speaker 3: a week and then he stood next to me and

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Speaker 3: he goes, get a how are you?

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Speaker 2: And then we're doing a wee together.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Chopper doing a wee.

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Speaker 3: Next year, you know where you won't meet him? Sunglass hut.

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Is that it? Can I go? I'll see you next year.

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Speaker 1: Thanks mate, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning sm