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Speaker 1: Willy podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now Will, I'm about to cold call Australia's number one

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Speaker 2: selling artist on the ARIA charts.

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Speaker 3: The question probably asking is why, And that's because.

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Speaker 1: We know I'm not Actually you did a business deal.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm stealing it Sunday you are.

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Speaker 4: You're probably wondering why, and that's because I'm putting on

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Speaker 4: a live from the porch extravaganza, all thanks to Roughie,

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Speaker 4: Rustic Foods Delicious Meals made Easy.

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Speaker 3: If you've missed any of this though, and listen to this.

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Speaker 5: Over the holidays, wood he signed a deal without will

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Speaker 5: to have five celebrities perform over a week on his

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Speaker 5: front porch. In true Woody style, he had no one

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Speaker 5: locked in until now. First call from the boys went

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Speaker 5: to international superstar comedian Ross Noble obviously.

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Speaker 1: Might have said a bit of fine tuning, but can

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Speaker 1: we pencil.

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Speaker 3: You went to go and perform on the porch.

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Speaker 5: When you see a fine tuning, does that mean doing

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Speaker 5: absolutely no work on my part whatsoever? Nath Valvoux was

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Speaker 5: reluctant to perform because he said he was busy. I

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Speaker 5: had a kmart delivery today, so there is some stuff

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Speaker 5: going on.

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Speaker 1: You just proved that there really is nothing going on and.

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Speaker 3: You'll be here on the porch.

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Speaker 5: Would he then try to get a singing dog, But

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Speaker 5: fortunately for you Australia, Will said.

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Speaker 3: No, Wow, is that it?

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Speaker 1: Wow Wood?

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Speaker 5: He calls a singing superstar?

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Speaker 2: That is right for O guy, I have got the

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Speaker 2: number of Australia's number one selling artist on the Aria

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Speaker 2: chance I'm gonna do something very wrong right after this

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Speaker 2: next song, I'm just going to cold call them and

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Speaker 2: I'm going to put it to them in a label.

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Speaker 4: I'm avoiding the manager. I'm just going to put it

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Speaker 4: to him. Do you want to perform live on me porch?

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Speaker 1: Beforehand, we're going to tell them that they're live on

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Speaker 1: radio because I can't let me preheat the other we're

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Speaker 1: breaking the codes there, Woods, we're breaking the code.

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Speaker 3: Seali break couple of rules. No, you don't. You don't

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Speaker 3: have to break. You don't have to break the rules

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Speaker 3: all the more for that matter, fine.

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Speaker 1: We'll call them up next first thing, Hey mate, you're

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Speaker 1: live on radio.

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Speaker 2: Podcasting now next week Will this kicks off Will woodies.

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Speaker 5: To check Robie Rushing Foods.

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Speaker 2: Australia's greatest performers live from the porch performing for you guys.

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Speaker 2: We've already got international comedian Ross Noble, Australian Premier comedian

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Speaker 2: Nith Valvo.

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Speaker 3: He's going to be popping to the porch. That sounds good.

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Speaker 3: Popping on the porch, that sounds bad.

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Speaker 4: Actually he won't be popping on the porch anyway, we'll

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Speaker 4: move on, but basically we'll.

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Speaker 3: We're looking for the third act. I'm looking for my

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Speaker 3: third act, and.

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Speaker 2: So that sounds bad, excitingly excitingly will I've got the number.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say how I got the number, because

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Speaker 4: quite frankly, it's a bit wrong to get numbers of

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Speaker 4: everybody's this way.

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Speaker 2: But I've got the number of the number one selling

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Speaker 2: artists on the ARIA charts.

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Speaker 4: Yea. And I've found that just not going to the

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Speaker 4: label and not going to their manager is a much

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Speaker 4: better way of securing acts.

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Speaker 1: So but not condoned at all, of course, of course not.

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Speaker 3: I never condone.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people would say that you're taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of the fact that a lot of these people are desperate.

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Speaker 4: Right now, Well, that's that have been put to me,

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Speaker 4: and now I feel a bit guilty.

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Speaker 3: But hey, I've got the number, so I'm still gonna go.

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Speaker 3: It's all things the rappy, raustic foods, guys, delicious meals

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Speaker 3: made easy. But here we go. We've got the number there,

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Speaker 3: let's let's let's let's have it go. I can't want

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Speaker 3: to see you.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 6: Hello? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Is that is that Anthony Khaliar?

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Speaker 6: There could be who's speaking?

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Speaker 3: Uh? This is? This is Woody from Will and Woody.

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Speaker 4: We we know each other where we're buds, old friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah great, perfect, I'm good. I'm really really good. I'm

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Speaker 3: actually here with them with Will as well.

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Speaker 6: Get I Anthony, Hey, Bry, why are you susting me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, well again Wards, we've got to tell him that

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Speaker 1: he's on radio.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's legal. Yeah, you're on radio.

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Speaker 6: Thanks, yep. Good. Let me just scull that last last

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Speaker 6: VOD girls having ye.

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Speaker 3: Perfect? Perfect?

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you mate? It sounds like you're sculling Vodkana?

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Speaker 4: Which is interesting?

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Speaker 3: Is that? Is that how you're dealing with the tough

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Speaker 3: times at the moment, Anthony?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, the only thing that's going to be through sixteen

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Speaker 6: years and the biz and look at me, I'm unemployed

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Speaker 6: all of a sudden, so I'm just sleeping through it.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, Anthony, I've got some amazing news

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Speaker 4: because you're no longer unemployed.

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Speaker 6: Mate, really, okay, are you getting me a kick on

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Speaker 6: your radio show? Because that would be.

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Speaker 3: Eight Yes, yes, I absolutely am.

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Speaker 4: But not only on our radio show, you are also

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Speaker 4: going to be one of the headline acts on the

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Speaker 4: Live from the Porch extravaganza, all thanks to Ruffy Rustic Foods,

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Speaker 4: which is just going to be huge, Astralia's greatest performers

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Speaker 4: coming together on my front porch. Yourself short, you're the

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Speaker 4: number one selling artists on the ARIA charts.

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Speaker 3: We all know it, Anthony, You're a superstar.

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Speaker 6: Than for stroking the ego.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome, You're welcome.

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Speaker 4: So I guess this comes down to the thin edge

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Speaker 4: of the wedge.

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Speaker 6: So you want me to come to your place and

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Speaker 6: literally sing on your porch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's

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Speaker 3: exactly right.

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Speaker 6: The lowest of low venues I've ever performed.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sure the location seemed like a bit of a

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Speaker 3: low point.

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Speaker 4: But you know we'll be streaming to thousands of people,

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Speaker 4: won't we will?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, well hope hopefully there'd be hopeful there'll be

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Speaker 1: a few thousand there.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 1: I think what he was misleading when he said we're

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Speaker 1: bringing you out of unemployment right, Well, were like you're

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Speaker 1: doing You're doing a gig. I'll take it.

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Speaker 6: I'll take it.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'll be there.

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Speaker 6: However, I feel as though, if I'm going to do this,

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Speaker 6: I need something in return, just a little bit, because

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Speaker 6: that's the way that I work. I'm a wompording all

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Speaker 6: the toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Weren't you Anthony Klaire?

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Speaker 6: No, that was my mum and dad. But no, I'm

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Speaker 6: usually like at this time of the year. I'm actually

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Speaker 6: usually in la at this time, so I'm actually missing

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Speaker 6: that a little bit. So I'm thinking, if I'm going

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Speaker 6: to do this, one of my one of my favorite

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Speaker 6: pastimes is hitting up happy hour on Santa Monica Boulevard

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Speaker 6: in West Hollywood. So I thought, well, I'm thinking right

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Speaker 6: now at the top of my head, maybe I need

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Speaker 6: a podium dancer, Like, maybe I need a West Hollywood

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Speaker 6: podium dancer.

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Speaker 3: As I'm performing.

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Speaker 4: Well and perfect, you are more than going to bring

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Speaker 4: your own performer.

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Speaker 3: You can do whatever. You're like, tailor mate.

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Speaker 6: Who's got the better moves out of the two of you?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: Are you applied to be on Dancing with the Stars

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Speaker 1: this year.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he was short listened to the Real.

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Speaker 1: Dirty Dancing on Channel seven, I mean, and the Real

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Speaker 1: for Monty as well.

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Speaker 6: So okay, we done. This is this is this is

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Speaker 6: literally your audition. Then I'll bring the l a tan

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Speaker 6: in a can and I'll organized with your people to

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Speaker 6: organize a bit of a podium I reckon we have

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Speaker 6: a bit of a podium dance like La Soul West

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Speaker 6: Hollywood style.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm singing, deal, deal, wait, deal, one question.

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Speaker 4: So what's the outfit of one of these podium go

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Speaker 4: go dances?

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Speaker 6: You will soon find out.

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Speaker 2: Boy, all right, deal, it's a deal mate, well wagon.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy with this, fantastic, looking forward to it.

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Speaker 6: Not wait, I cannot wait.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for going on the show.

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Speaker 6: Man, all right, we'll see you through.

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