WEBVTT - Silence! Or I Will Kill You

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three Why.

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<v Speaker 3>From Richmond Gold one four point three HQG Melbourne, Australia,

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<v Speaker 3>Orcusting to the world, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want to go through life as a debbie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh conall, I'm just using raw athletic talent breakfast so

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<v Speaker 3>it looks horrendous.

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<v Speaker 1>So now good morning. Everyone stays safe on the roads.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy almost aquaplain this morning, coming over the Westgate Bridge

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<v Speaker 1>from way out west where she lives. Rough on the

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<v Speaker 1>roads this morning, right for that big old ten hour

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<v Speaker 1>drive you have every dawn. You your truck that you

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<v Speaker 1>come in the tractor, Yeah, the news tractor.

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<v Speaker 3>But I almost ecoplaned on your coffee that you spilled

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<v Speaker 3>out the front door.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I'm mocked it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Your foot broke my heart.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a good cup of coffee too, and it

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<v Speaker 5>just like popped out of my hand when I went

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<v Speaker 5>to buzz my buzzer to get in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Door, doesn't it? Wan, You want to cry when stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that happens in the morning, Your coffee, tea, whatever, it is,

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<v Speaker 1>that little comfort to try and make the journey a

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<v Speaker 1>bit easier in the morning. My knee dropping. Is you

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<v Speaker 1>like a kid who's just dropped an ice cream or

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<v Speaker 1>let go of a balloon. It's just overwhelming, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, not quite the same. I haven't quite recovered.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is with this Perhaps has this cup

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<v Speaker 1>of coffee that you get? Do you get it from

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<v Speaker 1>the same place every morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? What I never understand is after the show, at

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<v Speaker 1>like ten o'clock in the morning, you're still sipping what

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<v Speaker 1>is now almost frozen. It's gone so cold. I get

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<v Speaker 1>any it's an iced coffee goes somewhere piping hot to ice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still having it. Seven people just chug coffee down,

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<v Speaker 1>don't they.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the cup that keeps giving.

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<v Speaker 3>You must only drink like a couple of meals per hour.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just like to sip on it.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got like a neel my mouth sort

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<v Speaker 1>of sign above your microphone in there like a little

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<v Speaker 1>humming mud, just taking tiny bits of it? How can

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<v Speaker 1>you control yourself like that? Just offfen up? Now?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you savor it drinking it that way?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I felt? Really sort of? I

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<v Speaker 1>felt guilty this morning. One of the team I can't

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<v Speaker 1>say who it is, and you'll find out wine a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the team said, I'm going to go in

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<v Speaker 1>surprise my mum this weekend by visiting her on Mother's Day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I felt really bad, but obviously

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit harder for me, you know, to fly

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<v Speaker 1>all the way back twenty four hours of surprise my mum.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I thought, actually it'd be a really big

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<v Speaker 1>surprise because it's not Mother's Day in the UK on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be a genuinely big surprised like, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing here was two months ago. I've been waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>you for two months. You're actually late late to Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>So I yesterday I was saying on the show how

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize how booked up everywhere gets for taking

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<v Speaker 1>out mums to lunch. It must just be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of mums and families at restaurants everywhere around Melbourne, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's packed. Yeah. I tried again yesterday. There's nothing. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not listeners kindly of texted and where to go,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it involves more than a twelve minute car journey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out.

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<v Speaker 3>The closest we got was Trentham. So for you from Bayside.

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<v Speaker 1>Same as Game of Thrones, You've gotta be careful when

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<v Speaker 1>you go up north. Okay, I'm the king of winter

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<v Speaker 1>Fell bay Side.

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<v Speaker 4>Off it up our booking for Sunday because we can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>It for you. And listen, I don't want your sloppy seconds. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sent the kids yesterday. Hey listen, I lie

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<v Speaker 1>to them and that is good parent. And I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to book somewhere a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought'd be really nice instead if we just had

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<v Speaker 1>like I'll get some stuff from the deli and I'll cook.

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<v Speaker 1>And they didn't have to say anything. I just saw

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<v Speaker 1>from their faces that was not a Mother's Day treat

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<v Speaker 1>for them or their mum either. They're like, well, are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to cook? I went, I'm going to find

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<v Speaker 1>a recipe online, and oh god, god, he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>find something online. So that's what I'm gonna be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprise my wife was something I found online. If you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't got any easy recipes, do let me know. On

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<v Speaker 1>this morning show. Then Shane Crawford's going to be an

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<v Speaker 1>after eight o'clock PASSI he had it in the news.

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<v Speaker 1>The Footy show was axed last night, so we'd been

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this weekend's footy action and also about the

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<v Speaker 1>Footy show with Crawf late on this morning after eight the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show's gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>I often read about this tom of the show. Sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>if we're lucky, it's like shaking up a snow globe.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked Patsy for some of her views on life,

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<v Speaker 1>and yesterday after the show we were treated to something.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about Megan Markle and the Royal Baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and I merely asked, pats what do you think of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you care to share your comments? No, not really,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, you were just you looked at some video

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<v Speaker 1>footage and I knew you'd have an opinion on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I just knew that you weren't a fan.

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<v Speaker 5>No, not that I'm not a fan. I just I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know. I don't know if she's genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what is that based on?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I just see the actress all the time. I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>sure if that's really Megan.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think she's acting the whole time she's in

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<v Speaker 3>this room?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I just don't know if she's down to where

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Here were the exact words said to Jack and I

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday in the studio. I just saw the way she

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<v Speaker 1>put her hand on his back, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you know, looked fake, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fa best of all, no comment. Now she's yelling at.

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<v Speaker 5>Us it looked fake, and I hope it's not, because

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<v Speaker 5>obviously Harry's absolutely chuffed and I'm so happy for him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, his mum and everything. He deserves happiness, and

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<v Speaker 5>I just hope it works.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, why do you think she's fake? Because I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they come across as a very lovely couple.

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<v Speaker 4>They're very in love.

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<v Speaker 1>Her story as well, you know, with her dad and

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<v Speaker 1>her family, the brother horrible, you know, awful. She all

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<v Speaker 1>that she seems to do real dignity, and she's clearly

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<v Speaker 1>trying to distance herself from her family and for any

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<v Speaker 1>chance of her I don't know how a marriage. It

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<v Speaker 1>marriages hard anyway, any relationship. But then when you're in

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<v Speaker 1>this giant reality show. The world's biggest reality show, way

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than the Kardashians, is the British royal family. It's

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<v Speaker 1>big all over the world and everyone's analyzing every single photo,

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<v Speaker 1>people like you, judging them just based on a video

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<v Speaker 1>clip when you've just pushed a baby out of your

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look where she's put her hand. I just see

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<v Speaker 1>the actress.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It just looked fake to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's tired, she's just you know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>You've given birth, you must have just exhausted. And then

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly there's cameras everywhere and people go be analyzing how

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<v Speaker 1>you look. You look tired, Do you look washed out?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you look overwhelmed?

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<v Speaker 5>But that's what you marry into, you know what you're

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<v Speaker 5>marry into. She's a very intelligent woman. She knows what's

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<v Speaker 5>in store.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy doesn't like her.

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<v Speaker 3>But perhaps if you say they're very much in love,

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<v Speaker 3>you believe they're in love.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the dact I just I think when she's in

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<v Speaker 5>front of the camera, I think she just slips into

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<v Speaker 5>that actress mode.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure, but they all do. Harry will have

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<v Speaker 1>his mode that he goes into. They're playing characters, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>In this strange kind of show in front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>All the royals do that. You see there were that

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<v Speaker 1>Kate talks sometimes as well. They you know, they're in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the cameras. How can you not put that?

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<v Speaker 1>She's not just gonna go, Oh my god, I'm so sore.

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<v Speaker 1>Do anyone got any vasseline for my nipples? They're really

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<v Speaker 1>sore at the moment, I'm leaking saying I'm leaking. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>help me. I'm actually leaking. I need to go and

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<v Speaker 1>have a dump right now as well. So let's wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up and then you're gonna go. She's so she's loughing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>headline here, Patsy hates Meghan.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get on the phone. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone next week. I know, Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get her on the phone next week

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<v Speaker 1>for you two to have it out. There we go,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's this week's Patsy's views on life.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three some emails. You can always email the show. No

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<v Speaker 1>topic has ever left completely dead. You can join in

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation whenever you want. We call it late to

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<v Speaker 1>the Party, Late first Up this morning. Andrew Jones, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks your email. Christian on the show, lates La party.

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<v Speaker 1>You were talking about what you were going to be

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<v Speaker 1>named if you were the other sex. I'm the only

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<v Speaker 1>boy in the youngest of four, so they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have I guess they run out of girls' names. If

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to be a girl, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>simply going to be named Kia. That's some and eats

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<v Speaker 1>brackets Kia Brisbane podcaster and Brisbane Podcasters.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we ever find out if Craiggena and Waynett were

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<v Speaker 3>real children? Did anybody contact the show to tell us

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<v Speaker 3>if they were real and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Should find out? When were we talking about that? Was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Last week?

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<v Speaker 3>Last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Last week? That was it? Yeah? This comes from

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<v Speaker 1>STRAUSSI things made at school. We're talking yes on the

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<v Speaker 1>show about the things you made at school? Do you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>And would work and metal work Christian. I was too

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<v Speaker 1>busy to ring yesterday. I was on the road. My

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<v Speaker 1>mother stool has and uses the coffee table I made

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<v Speaker 1>at school in year ten, nineteen seventy nine. That's great,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen it still doing. It's still there. At the time

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<v Speaker 1>I made it, we didn't have a coffee table and

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't brought another one since. Brackets and she's not

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<v Speaker 1>short of money. I love that phrase. We use that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Don't tell you they're not short of money.

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<v Speaker 1>People kind of lean in or whisper it when they

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<v Speaker 1>say it, even though they might be in a different

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<v Speaker 1>state and not short of money. She's not short of

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<v Speaker 1>money brackets. Some might there looks a bit out of

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<v Speaker 1>place in a quite modern house, but it does make

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<v Speaker 1>me feel quite proud. Whenever I go around, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>She has got a bit of coffee table right, But

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<v Speaker 1>whenever STROUSSI the sun comes around, she's nice here. Now

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<v Speaker 1>he's putting up, put up, get it out, get it out,

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<v Speaker 1>to break it? That flimsy thing. Another one to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from Muriel, What strange thing you do in the shower segment.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when people refer to segments. My dad still

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<v Speaker 1>refers to a show as an episode. I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the episode the other day, Season one episode, Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning Christian. Yesterday you had a gentleman by the name

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<v Speaker 1>of and for Me that called in to say his

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend showered with her parrots. Great memory. Yes, he was

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<v Speaker 1>called Anthony with an h. I just want to say

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<v Speaker 1>that this is perfectly normal behavior. Yeah, Yesterday, Anthony called

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<v Speaker 1>in about his girlfriend. Three parrots that get in the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't just sit there sort of staring at

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend. They open up their wings and shower and

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<v Speaker 1>clean it under their sort of parrot armpits. We have

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<v Speaker 1>four parrots that we regular regularly have a shower with,

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<v Speaker 1>two at a time, otherwise they'd all fight. Two of

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<v Speaker 1>them are bullies. Two of them love to sit on

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<v Speaker 1>your finger and virtually go into a deep meditative state

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<v Speaker 1>whilst getting drenched with all the mist. I would get

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<v Speaker 1>through a parrot's and their natural habitat. It reminds me

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<v Speaker 1>of may me being in some kind of rainforest the canopy,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't it. But I love the fact that they're didn't

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<v Speaker 1>their eyes go you know when you get like cats

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, and you're took in the nameper and

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<v Speaker 1>their eyes go and roll towards the back of the head.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's deep state with the with the mist in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower. One lights to bounce from your head to

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the shower screen, hang upside down on

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<v Speaker 1>the towel rail. What a show they're putting on? Like

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<v Speaker 1>a circuit might come and have a shower with them.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? This for you guys jump up on

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<v Speaker 1>the shower head then jump back on your head. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you could go and America's got talent with this.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one puts her grumpy face on and sits

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<v Speaker 1>on the top of the shower screen, not taking in

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes so Christian, I don't want to say totally normal

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<v Speaker 1>shower behavior. Oh, for the record, in case any of

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<v Speaker 1>you are wondering, wet bird smells exactly like wet on

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<v Speaker 1>That is great. I wasn't. I don't think anybody else

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<v Speaker 1>were wondering, but now you mention it. It's good to

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<v Speaker 1>know that wetbird smells up wet dog. Don't ever say

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<v Speaker 1>you don't learn anything from this breakfast show. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>now know that wet parrots smell exactly like wet dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Muriel and your lovely feathered friends. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>If you every want to email me, it's Christian at

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<v Speaker 1>Gold one at four to three dot com dot AU.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 2>point three On.

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<v Speaker 1>This day, mystery, on this day, on this very day

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<v Speaker 1>in history. I did not know the story, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a massive Rolling Stones fan. Decca Records signed up the

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<v Speaker 1>Rolling Stones on the recommendation of George Harrison. Oh really,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, hey, listen, you should sign up these guys.

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<v Speaker 1>They're really good. They are young bands, London bands called

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<v Speaker 1>the Rolling Stones.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it much beef between Red Stones and Beetles? I

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<v Speaker 3>thought they were so.

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<v Speaker 1>Later on, yes, you can imagine you're vein. You're both

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<v Speaker 1>very famous that. You know, you've got the Beatles, who

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<v Speaker 1>were kind of like your clean pop band, look at

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<v Speaker 1>the way they dressed. And then you've got the dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ruggedness of our blues rock and roll band

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<v Speaker 1>like the Rolling Stones with Jagger and Richard's. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they were genuinely almost at times frightening to wide stream

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<v Speaker 1>society in Britain at the time in the sixties and seventies.

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<v Speaker 3>Then George Harrison stand over to them and go, I

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<v Speaker 3>made you guys, you would have been here without me.

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<v Speaker 1>You owe me, You owe me his payback. Mick, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're in the hospital bed right now, recovering from

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<v Speaker 1>heart surgery, but I never forget. Actually, George Harrison was

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite Beatles. If you ever listened to

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<v Speaker 1>any of.

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<v Speaker 3>His solo album yea, I love his songwriting.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, If you dig out if you're a Beatles fan

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<v Speaker 1>or you've never heard of any of George Harrison's soda stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All Things Must Pass is an amazing, amazing album George

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<v Speaker 1>Harrison album. He did some really really cool side projects. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>The big thing I want to talk about today also

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<v Speaker 1>on this day in history, we go to the world

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<v Speaker 1>of sport. We go to the world of sport. A

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<v Speaker 1>big sporting upset happened on this day in history. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think the sporting upset was.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the Australian gold medalist Stephen Bradbury when everybody else

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<v Speaker 3>fell down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not that it's a big sporting upset. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think happened on this day in history? One

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<v Speaker 1>of sport's biggest upsets? Nine four one O four three

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<v Speaker 1>with you guess.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three two about yesterday on the show when we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about things you made at school, do you remember we

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<v Speaker 1>were I read out an email from a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>made cufflinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Gold played it in metalwork.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just sent me a photo of them. They are

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<v Speaker 1>over twenty years old now they look like the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of things that would have been used in a musket

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<v Speaker 1>during the American Civil War. They do not resemble cufflinks. Firstic,

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<v Speaker 1>They're just amazing. They do almost look like paper fastness.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the things you get what are they called,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe they're called treasury tags where they you put

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<v Speaker 1>them through with that top right hand corn chop, left

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<v Speaker 1>hand corner of a load of papers or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But they do not look like cufflinks.

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<v Speaker 3>They look like something if you go to a museum

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<v Speaker 3>that they dug out from an archaeology. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 3>many many years ago, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Will put them up. There's quite a few of you've

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<v Speaker 1>actually sent photos of the things you made at school.

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<v Speaker 1>You still we put them all up on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>It we'll add these O C one O four three

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<v Speaker 1>on this day, mystery on this day. So it made

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<v Speaker 1>the tenth on this day in history, in the world

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<v Speaker 1>of sport, there was a big sporting upset. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it was? It's got a nine sex and

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<v Speaker 1>guests this good morning, Shane.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there you going.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. So you've had a good week, Shane.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it made pretty crazy, pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty crazy and looking forward to the weekend. Yeah, always, always,

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<v Speaker 1>and what do you think it was the world of sport,

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<v Speaker 1>huge upset on the stain in history.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh have to be the America's Cup. We took up

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<v Speaker 3>this Yanks.

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<v Speaker 1>You did. It was an amazing story that and it's

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<v Speaker 1>such a big deal for them as well. And they

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<v Speaker 1>even call it the America's Cup Erica, like they call

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<v Speaker 1>the baseball Series the World Series when it's just for

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<v Speaker 1>American teams to play. Shane's not the right answer, but nice, guess,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend, mate, all right, Kevin's on the nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Kevin, yay, Christian, how are you? I'm good, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear the end of the hazard. Lights are on.

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<v Speaker 1>You're pulled over in the rain.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm right now. Worries, I'm I'm Bluetooth, good man?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that is that a code name? Born identity? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pray too. I don't know. Oh that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a smoker's laugh there, lovely. All right, And Kevin, why

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<v Speaker 1>happened I say, agent Bluetooth, What do you think happened

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<v Speaker 1>on this day in history?

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<v Speaker 8>The ending of the Fuddy Show?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, sporting upsets topic or very good Kevin, it

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<v Speaker 1>is on this day in history that is in use today,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not the one we're looking for. Kevin, have

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<v Speaker 1>a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Bluetooth take care, he's always out there,

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<v Speaker 1>agent Bluetooth. No say world a sport. People are going

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<v Speaker 1>to get angry. Now we go to the story in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety seven, what a big upset in the world

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<v Speaker 1>of chess when the twelve time World chess Grandmaster Gary

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<v Speaker 1>Kasparov was beaten by the IBM computer Deep Blue.

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<v Speaker 3>No wonder nobody got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Please, I cross reference two different websites, CNN, a

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<v Speaker 1>global news gathering saucer you would respect, Patsy Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and also the New York Times both classified the story

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<v Speaker 1>as a sports story. I didn't believe that chess is

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<v Speaker 1>a sport.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe at a stretch, chess of the sport, but

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<v Speaker 3>then too play a computer that's not a sport.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the last of their six games. He'd already

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<v Speaker 1>lost two to the computer. They drawn three, and get

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<v Speaker 1>this right, after nineteen moves, he just quit. But they

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<v Speaker 1>don't call it quitting in chess. In that box and

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<v Speaker 1>they can say he quit on his stool. He resigned, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>knock over the he resigned. He wasn't even beaten. It was, apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>in the word of chest an easily playable position. He

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<v Speaker 1>could have HEAs a grand chess master that widely regarded

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<v Speaker 1>as the greatest chess grand master ever, Gary Kasparov from Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>But he just quit. And then he walked out, and

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<v Speaker 1>the cameras grabbed her on the way out, and he

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<v Speaker 1>just simply said, straight down the bowl of the camera,

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<v Speaker 1>I've lost my fighting spirit.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's that it for his career.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it. Oh yeah, it's a strange story.

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<v Speaker 9>Chess.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never consider chess a sport. They don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do any kind of real other than playing the

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<v Speaker 1>game sat down. You don't have to do any training

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<v Speaker 1>or you don't have an outfit for it.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to train, you have practice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not like you think about like think about AFL,

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<v Speaker 1>think about boxing or MMA. They've got to go and

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<v Speaker 1>do like road work, They've got to do the running,

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<v Speaker 1>the stretching, the weights. You don't have to do any

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<v Speaker 1>of that for chess. There's no kind of cross training

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<v Speaker 1>or specialized training you need to do for the order.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even need to change his shoes. That's another

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind. If you need to change your shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a sport. In fact, you heard it here first,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's another thing you learned today's show. Now only

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<v Speaker 1>do wet parrots smell like wet dogs? That chess is

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<v Speaker 1>apparently a sport.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 2>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Crawf all right, since I'm going to know

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<v Speaker 1>him and he's become a good friend as well. However,

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<v Speaker 1>he is not the sharpest tool. He has just sent

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<v Speaker 1>me a text. We often swap text before he comes

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<v Speaker 1>in about what we might talk about. He's actually texted

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<v Speaker 1>me this morning. Better money texted me at half ten

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<v Speaker 1>last night saying footy show's been axt. He sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a text saying when I'm in, ask me about the

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<v Speaker 1>footy show. Oh oh oh, yes, of course, mister journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>I never would have thought about that. Yes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean the lead news story? Would it amazing if I

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<v Speaker 1>got him in and never mentioned about what is it

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<v Speaker 1>this country's biggest, longest running sports show on the longest

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<v Speaker 1>running sports shows in the world that he's been heavily

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<v Speaker 1>involved in for years. That got axe yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Not even twenty four hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I just go, hey, you lost that bet. The d's

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<v Speaker 1>beat you last weekend. You need to cut my grass. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on this weekend? You're looking for a job.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, Oh, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>What's Ryan Reynolds like in real life?

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<v Speaker 1>Ask me about the footy show so crossing just after

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<v Speaker 1>eight this morning life. We'll get into it then with

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<v Speaker 1>him coming up to the next half an how though,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been looking forward to this all morning. We are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be taking calls about crazy teachers. Everyone remembers

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy teacher you had at school. You remember their name,

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<v Speaker 1>It's burnt into your memory forever. What's your story? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy teacher? What do they teach? What did they do?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine four one four one oh four three? We're taking

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<v Speaker 1>a cause.

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<v Speaker 2>Next the Christian O'Connell breakfast show. Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 2>four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three so one a wonder from the eighties. It is

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<v Speaker 1>a strange song. Michael Simmelo and Maniac. There's a maniac

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<v Speaker 1>at the door. What's the maniact doing? Dancing like she's

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<v Speaker 1>never danced before? Hello, police, what do you worry about

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<v Speaker 1>a maniac? What are they doing? Are they armed? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>They just have They're dancing that they've never danced before.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about crazy teachers this morning. Good on. It's

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<v Speaker 1>to Christian O'Connor break for showing gold one I four

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<v Speaker 1>point three Kevin on Facebook, Christian we a crazy mass

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<v Speaker 1>teacher called mister Brown who kept three pet snakes can

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<v Speaker 1>our country? Is this in the top drawer of his desk?

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<v Speaker 9>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then he just randomly whipped them out

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<v Speaker 1>during the class. It was terrifying. It would be all right, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a great story as well about a crazy teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>As was our language teacher, Miss Ci, who when the

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<v Speaker 3>class is talking, she would yell silence or I'll kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>What silence? Or i will kill you.

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<v Speaker 3>It was almost air catchphrase because she would say it

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<v Speaker 3>so often.

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<v Speaker 1>Silence, I'll kill you, especially if it's a language teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>because often they would say with an inflection or the

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<v Speaker 1>accent as well, sounds like a Steven Sigar movie title

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<v Speaker 1>straight to DVD, silence or I will kill you. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to lines. Crazy teacher this morning nine four one

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<v Speaker 1>four one oh four three Richard, good morning, Good.

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<v Speaker 7>Morning, christ Yeah, we had a feature called mister Mahler,

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<v Speaker 7>and when we're in his classroom, he'd ever transist the

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<v Speaker 7>radio and a form guard and when each was stents

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<v Speaker 7>to be quiet and he listened to it. If he won,

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<v Speaker 7>it was all good. But if he lost, okay, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We just imaged to pick that up with a bad reception.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounded like you had a heavy gambler as

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<v Speaker 1>a teacher. The keyword the transistor radio.

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<v Speaker 7>And the funny thing was pea ladder. I saw him

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<v Speaker 7>cheese ladder in a football match and went to sate

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<v Speaker 7>Laida women. I had some fish and chips in me in.

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<v Speaker 7>He just wanted to with the chip end of men.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, Richard, thank you very much for colling in.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a good weekend, buddy. It's clock transistor radios. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember at footy games you would have had this

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<v Speaker 1>as well before we had phones. How it's the same

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<v Speaker 1>with soccer in the UK on a Saturday afternoon when

0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:57.919
<v Speaker 1>it was all the same, when it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday afternoon one kick off three o'clock, the heyday

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<v Speaker 1>of sport, and the only way you would know what

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<v Speaker 1>the other schools were there'd be some loon with the

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<v Speaker 1>transistor radio held to his head. He go well Hampton

0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:13.679
<v Speaker 1>the nosing and people would go yay or depending on

0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:15.960
<v Speaker 1>what the vested intis. Here will be the guy telling

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<v Speaker 1>you what the schools were.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad was the guy with the traveler at local footy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, some loon with a transister radio. We

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<v Speaker 1>all have them. Trevor, Good morning, Good morning, Christian, good

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<v Speaker 1>morning mate, Welcome to the show, Trevor, tell us what

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<v Speaker 1>you're crazy Teacher.

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<v Speaker 6>Nineteen seventy four, Boxhill High School was Form one which

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<v Speaker 6>is now Year seven had a messageacher called Jimmy Duncan

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<v Speaker 6>with the thickest of thickest Scottish accent, so he's hard

0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:46.400
<v Speaker 6>to understand anyway. He'd wander around the classroom and occasionally

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<v Speaker 6>he'd give you a clip around a year hold and

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<v Speaker 6>say you slacker, you slacker, you slacker. But his best

0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 6>traite was he'd come in cuffing on a cigarette. He'd

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<v Speaker 6>have a couple of pats and then cut the end

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<v Speaker 6>off the cigarette and then put it back in his pocket.

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<v Speaker 6>Twenty minutes later the same thing. Light up a cigarettes, have.

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<v Speaker 8>A couple of puffs and cut.

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<v Speaker 7>The used big bobs so to speak, back in the pocket.

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<v Speaker 6>You probably did that four or five time during the

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<v Speaker 6>one hour Mets class.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing. That's great, Trevor. Thank you very much mate. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend. Thanks for caring you too.

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<v Speaker 6>Love the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, Trevor. Cheers. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three Friday after eight this morning, not long now, ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes time. Stand by your phone so it could be

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<v Speaker 1>calling you. You could be getting the five thousand dollar call.

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<v Speaker 1>Last Friday, we had the biggest winner I've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>in my radio career. Do you remember her if you

0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:55.920
<v Speaker 1>were listening, she was incredible, all right, So the five

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollar call coming up just after eight, ten minutes time.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went crazy teachers right now on the show, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a crazy teacher story of o my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to the same school that my dad

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:07.879
<v Speaker 1>went to when he was a kid. He had a

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 1>teacher called mister Martin Junior, and he was a horrible

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:15.879
<v Speaker 1>woodwork teacher. And when my dad was there, sorry, when

0:24:15.920 --> 0:24:18.399
<v Speaker 1>my dad was there, he had mister Martin Sor. I

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 1>was taught by the teacher's son, mister Martin Junior. One

0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:23.800
<v Speaker 1>day at school, my young dad had to keep watch

0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 1>for teachers so the other kids could smoke around the

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>back of the bike sheds. Mister Martin Senior caught the

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 1>kids smoking, but they all ran off apart from my

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 1>dad who got left behind. Anyway, mister Martin Senior was

0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:37.680
<v Speaker 1>so angry he threw a hammer up my dad, which

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:40.200
<v Speaker 1>hit the wall next to where my dad was stanning

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<v Speaker 1>eving like an Indian kind of tomahawk.

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<v Speaker 3>Or and why's he got a hammer though, braiding.

0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>The school grounds with a hammer just in case, and

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:52.359
<v Speaker 1>he's to throw it at a kid. My dad always

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.200
<v Speaker 1>hated him for this, and he didn't refused to speak

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:56.840
<v Speaker 1>to his son who taught me mister Martin Junior at

0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:59.959
<v Speaker 1>any parents who did. We got the long hell grudges

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.600
<v Speaker 1>coming into that one as well. Christian we had one

0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:05.919
<v Speaker 1>of those emergency filling teachers. We figured he must have

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 1>This guy we owned for a week, mister Gravestein. Of

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.640
<v Speaker 1>course we called him either mister Gravestone or mister Frankenstein.

0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:15.359
<v Speaker 1>We figured he lived on a farm because he was

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:18.639
<v Speaker 1>filling and teaching us electronics. One day, for no reason,

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 1>he brought in a huge bucket that held a that

0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:24.680
<v Speaker 1>had a lamp plas center in that he brought in

0:25:24.760 --> 0:25:28.200
<v Speaker 1>frostist Gore pat in the middle of an electronics class,

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:32.879
<v Speaker 1>a lamb pla center. What where do they get these

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:36.800
<v Speaker 1>humans from? He used to unleash us. But aren't our

0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:39.800
<v Speaker 1>lies better for these crazy teachers kids? Now, my kids

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 1>don't have any stories like this. These crazy people, with

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.360
<v Speaker 1>these psychos that used to teach us, they make our

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 1>lives better. Lee, good morning Leaf. Sorry, oh sorry, leech, leech,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you calling? And what's your story about a crazy teacher? Well?

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<v Speaker 9>I had a couple. There were quite friendly teachers. Was

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 9>my art teacher mister Jones, very small and wiry, and

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:07.440
<v Speaker 9>his friend was science teacher whose name I can't remember,

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:11.200
<v Speaker 9>who was tall and gaunt. And my art teacher mister

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 9>Jones was very enthusiastic, and when he'd get carried away

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:19.959
<v Speaker 9>into class, he would leap up onto the table and

0:26:20.160 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 9>stride along them, waving his arms about, occasionally even getting

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 9>into a bit of a jog. But he certainly got

0:26:28.800 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 9>his points across. And my science teacher used to think

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 9>nothing of hurling chalk or dusters at rocklciltran students and

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:43.239
<v Speaker 9>I particularly remember one lesson our biology lesson when we

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 9>were dissecting rats and one of the boys was not

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 9>paying attention, so he picked up the rat and threw

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 9>it at him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I used to have the flying chalk as well,

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 1>in that big wooden sort of brick that used to

0:26:57.800 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 1>clean the chalk board with. We had to teach mister

0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:01.199
<v Speaker 1>will and he used to throw it at you. If

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.360
<v Speaker 1>you ducked, you'd have to sit back up and throw

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 1>it at you again until he got a body shot

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:11.879
<v Speaker 1>on you. All right, least, thank you very much. She

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<v Speaker 1>got time for one last one. Mark, Good morning, Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning Christian and crew. Good morning Crew. Well Mark, well.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, very good, thank you. Okay, well she just pulled

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:23.440
<v Speaker 8>up to work, so I've got a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Good man. Okay, We're happy to kill a few minutes

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:27.200
<v Speaker 1>with you. What's your crazy teacher story?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, back a Mountain Gate Primary school forty odd years ago,

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<v Speaker 8>we had a seacher called missus Miller, and she'd get

0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 8>us to sit down. She'd pick a student from the class,

0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 8>get and to lie on the school table, put a

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:39.440
<v Speaker 8>sheet up and all you can see the person's feet

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 8>and their head sticking up, and then she pretend to

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:43.840
<v Speaker 8>remove a bone from their leg and then hold his

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 8>butcher's bone up and scare the pagetas there as a kid,

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 8>and then she pretend to put the bone back in again.

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<v Speaker 3>What was she teaching it was?

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<v Speaker 8>It was a grade one grade too, so there was

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 8>a general general class because I can't I can't remember

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:00.920
<v Speaker 8>the concept of why do.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark? It was a one woman horror show. Yeah, yeah,

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>before there was Saw, there was this friend to tay

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 1>for horror movies. Mark, thank you very much for coll mate.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a great weekend thanks to co on the

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>show You Do. My daughter Ruby's has texted me going, Dad,

0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>we're listening right now. On the way to school. We

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 1>did have a crazy teacher. I remember a couple She's

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 1>reminded me of what happened a couple years ago where

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 1>she had nightmares and there were complaints about this. Get this.

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:31.959
<v Speaker 1>Then there was a humanities teacher back in England who

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>thought we had a great idea for a lesson to

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 1>talk about flying and how dangerous it is. They showed

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.720
<v Speaker 1>them the opening twenty minutes of the TV show Lost,

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>which has the most graphic plane crash. I mean, it's

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 1>horrific people being ripped out of the seats in the

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>sky to a load of then eleven year old girls

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 1>and boys were crying nightmares for weeks. It was a nutma.

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 1>So it's good to know that there are crazy teachers

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 1>still out there.

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<v Speaker 2>The first time O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 2>four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three, No word of a lie. The recently fired Shane

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Crawford is waiting to come in a studio five minutes time.

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Take a look through the window, Jack, Look at the

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:12.600
<v Speaker 1>way he's dressed since he's since he's been on this show.

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>He comes in so smart he gets canned yesterday even

0:29:16.160 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 1>on the footy show. Can you tell him? I don't

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:22.719
<v Speaker 1>need to copy the Big Issue.

0:29:24.120 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 3>He looks like he's gonna mug us with the cutoff sleeves.

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<v Speaker 1>He's come back from Kentucky. No one looking like Eminem's

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 1>older brother. Hey, Crop, listen, the eighties have called. They

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>need that top back. All right, he's trying to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for Christian O'Connell fifty thousand dollars phone Frenzy?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So the fifty thousand dollars phone Frenzy where

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<v Speaker 1>every hour between nine o'clock on the Breakfast Show up

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<v Speaker 1>until five o'clock with Gavin Miller. Your chance to get

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:05.479
<v Speaker 1>on my contacts list. And every Friday we do this.

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<v Speaker 1>We call one of you up on the contacts list.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundreds of you on it this morning waiting for a call.

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<v Speaker 1>It is me calling, and you get five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week's winner was an epic. I think she's still

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<v Speaker 1>actually screaming. Now. All right, then, so we're ready to

0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 1>call someone. Now you've got the number.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just been headed the envelope her name.

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<v Speaker 1>No, remember, we're not going to do this forget, because

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:39.640
<v Speaker 1>then anyone who isn't called that goes What's not me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going over to Fox.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the number is going in there, becaeen button.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is live. If your phone starts ringing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's us pick up.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Hello college no Christian Hello, Hello, Paultte, Yes it

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<v Speaker 1>is yep. Do you know what I'm calling you? So

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>you've won five thousand dollars? Oh my good, yep, well

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>done you the city you're this who week's five thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool winner, Well done, Paulltte.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, thank you very much Oh my goodness, money, that's amazing,

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 7>thank you.

0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:30.400
<v Speaker 1>That's all right. Hey, listen, you know last week's winner

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 1>gave us this. I'm gonna need. I'm going to need

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>a bit more from you, Paul itt. Okay, so let's

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>just do that again, otherwise it will sound bad over

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:41.240
<v Speaker 1>the weekend promo that this radio station will play every

0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:43.280
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. So let's just do it again. Then you

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>go berserk. Okay, okay, this is why are the radio

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 1>stations pre recorded. But anyway, hey, Paulette, you have won

0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars. Good o. Better better, that's a better

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>promo for the weekend cuts. Hey, listen, well done, Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do with your cash?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, the central part of me says, we'll put it

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 9>towards the home minnows. But the other part of me says,

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 9>family holiday sounds great.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice too, short take the family holiday, okay, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and day all right, well done, okay, thanks for taking

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 1>part in the fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you so much, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, make my pleasure, have a great weekend. Enjoy

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 1>spending your money.

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<v Speaker 9>I will thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, It starts again after nine o'clock on the

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Breakfast Show this Morning. Coming up next the newly unemployed

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<v Speaker 1>Shane Crawford, The.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian oho'connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>So the big news story today, we're all up to speed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the footy show. Last night got axed. And obviously

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<v Speaker 1>I came to the country almost a year ago and

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<v Speaker 1>saw what the show was then and then they try

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<v Speaker 1>to revamp it. But I know from everyone talking on

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<v Speaker 1>the team this morning, this is an end of an era.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a TV show that a lot of you

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<v Speaker 1>grew up watching. It was your TV show, and so

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a moment. And Crawf is in This Morning

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<v Speaker 1>Live right now. You're obviously a massive part of the

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<v Speaker 1>show over the last time.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm responsible for the moment for it being zex. Yes

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<v Speaker 10>that's right, No. Seven hundred and thirty five episodes. It's

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<v Speaker 10>incredible five years and yeah it's all done finished from

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<v Speaker 10>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>So so what happened last night? Because I turned my

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<v Speaker 1>phone on This Morning's Attention to you last night at

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty five, pretty show's been axed and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, is he after money? Does he want to

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<v Speaker 1>come on five days a week? Now? Does he need

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<v Speaker 1>work on a Thursday night? There's a red rooster hiring

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment for a grill boy.

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<v Speaker 10>I was thinking, I think I I made a quick

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<v Speaker 10>trick back from America just to be part of the.

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<v Speaker 11>Show last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing commitment.

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<v Speaker 11>Well it is, and I'm thinking, why did I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I should have just stayed.

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<v Speaker 10>In America a few more weeks off.

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<v Speaker 1>But how did you find out yesterday?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, obviously we did the show because.

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<v Speaker 1>Now and he just signed off and so we see

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<v Speaker 1>you next week. That's us.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, And I had to do a segment on the show,

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<v Speaker 10>and then had to talk about Ryan Reynolds, which was meant.

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<v Speaker 1>To be a flip Detective pikerchif stuff, that's all you've

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 1>been training for like three weeks. And then my Reican

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<v Speaker 1>Detective Pikachu has killed the foot shot.

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<v Speaker 10>Possibly, Yes, you're right, And then we spoke about the

0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 10>Kentucky Derby, and then I thought, I'm going to go

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 10>home now again.

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 1>All the big sort of AFL talking points up. Detective Pikachu.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did the show get asked?

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<v Speaker 10>That's a very good point. Actually, when you you should

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 10>be producing this show. So then I've gone home and

0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 10>then I'm actually lying down, almost asleep in my phone

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<v Speaker 10>rang and I'm like, I never normally had my phone on.

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 10>I normally turn it off, and I'm like, hang on,

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:45.440
<v Speaker 10>that's the boss from Channel Line.

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<v Speaker 1>Never a good call, lett know. I like, what have

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<v Speaker 1>I done? America? Wasn't that bad?

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<v Speaker 10>And then I thought, do I ring him back? No,

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<v Speaker 10>I'll ring him in the morning. I'll just let him

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 10>hang for a bit. And I thought, no, actually no,

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:00.919
<v Speaker 10>I'll ring him now. And he just said, yeah, I've

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 10>just had a meeting with everyone, called all the workers,

0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 10>all the cast, and just told them that the show's

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:12.920
<v Speaker 10>been sacked. And I went, okay, interesting, Can I go

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 10>back to bed now? I'm very tired, a bit jet legged.

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<v Speaker 11>So yeah, So it's an end of an era, which

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<v Speaker 11>is it's very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>N see at the fault of any of the team

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<v Speaker 1>that they tried to use as well. I thought, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a good show and they did the best.

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<v Speaker 11>No, this year, it was we all knew behind the scenes.

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 10>This year was trying to stem the fly because I've

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 10>been dropping over the last few years.

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<v Speaker 11>We've had a lot of change and.

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<v Speaker 1>The last biscaping TV and the front bar has come

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:42.239
<v Speaker 1>along in the last couple of years. It's changed, TV

0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 1>has changed and how people watching now. From when you

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:45.880
<v Speaker 1>launched twenty five years ago.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, it used to be crazy, out of control and.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been the only footy show. There was

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>no competition or.

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<v Speaker 11>No, that's right.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, back then there's only a couple of channels. These

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 10>days there's fifty zousand channels and obviously mobile phones and

0:35:57.800 --> 0:35:59.560
<v Speaker 10>so forth. So you're just trying to do your best.

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 10>We're trying to stem the flow. And then a lot

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<v Speaker 10>of change and viewers, you know, they've been so loyal

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:08.280
<v Speaker 10>to that show for a long long time, and eventually

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 10>you just go, Okay, it's time to move on.

0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 11>Everything's gone in a different direction.

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:14.879
<v Speaker 10>So it was all about trying to stem the flow,

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 10>hang in there and then hopefully rebuild. But look that

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 10>the ratings were just dropping off each week dramatically, and

0:36:22.760 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 10>in TV, especially with a big station like Channel Line,

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<v Speaker 10>it's just unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 11>So we all knew it. It wasn't a surprise.

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 1>If you weren't surprised and you found out last night.

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<v Speaker 11>No, not at all.

0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 10>I was surprised that the show went on this year

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.880
<v Speaker 10>because you know, the last few years it had been

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 10>dropping away. But you know, I give a lot of

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:45.319
<v Speaker 10>credit to Limo and Narrowly for putting their hand up

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:46.440
<v Speaker 10>and say look, we'll try.

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>And TV to take on. I don't think anyone could

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>have done a different job exactly.

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<v Speaker 10>So probably the saddest thing is the people behind the scenes.

0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 10>Some of them have been there for twenty five years,

0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:00.840
<v Speaker 10>working so hard in putting a show together, and not

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:02.839
<v Speaker 10>only that a live shot, which is not easy to do.

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>But I'm sanny a show that did a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>good things as well, with some of the stuff you

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.920
<v Speaker 1>did on thore was incredible, really funny bits.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, there was a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like a pause, right, let me clear the

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<v Speaker 1>app break. When you come back, have a think. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what your top five footy show moments.

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<v Speaker 1>You're putting me under pressure, Okay, I won't to give

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you five minutes, okay, And if you're seriously, if you've

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 1>got any work on a Thursday night because Crawf is

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<v Speaker 1>free now the rest of the season.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't. I don't. I'd like to just go on

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:33.919
<v Speaker 11>a long holiday already had one.

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:35.759
<v Speaker 1>You're in the jungle for four or five weeks. You

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>come back, you go and hang out with Detective Pikachew.

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Then it's off to Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 10>I have but yeah, I've been to South Africa. I've

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<v Speaker 10>been to Tokyo, I've been America.

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Where can I go? Next? Home to your four Boys?

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<v Speaker 11>Good point?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're back with Crawff.

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<v Speaker 2>Next the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 2>four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I guess like it is every Friday on

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:58.719
<v Speaker 1>the show. Our AFL guy Shane Crawford is with us

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<v Speaker 1>just before we go to the news, and I've asked

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with his top five footy shown moments,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do. Uh, let's do. Let's do two of

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<v Speaker 1>the five now before we break for the headlines.

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<v Speaker 11>I've got no order. It's just, you know, memories, just

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 11>memories that come to me.

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<v Speaker 10>Probably probably one thing which I thought was extremely controversial

0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:25.080
<v Speaker 10>and I was very embarrassed the time I accidentally pulled

0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:28.959
<v Speaker 10>Sam Newman's pants down and they got a full, full

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 10>close up of you know what, TV Live on team

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:34.319
<v Speaker 10>What do.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean a full closer? Do you mean boxer shorts

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 1>or no? What's in the cave.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, and you know what, there wasn't much in the

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:42.359
<v Speaker 10>cave because because it was a bit scared.

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<v Speaker 11>To come out and say hello.

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<v Speaker 1>So at the time little Sam was sleeping.

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<v Speaker 11>No, so what happened.

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 10>Sam was giving me a hard time about Hawthorne throwing

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 10>the match to Freemantle, which obviously wasn't true. And he

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 10>stood there in his Freemantle gear and I thought, oh,

0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 10>I'll pull his pants down and obviously leave his unders.

0:38:58.280 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a classic way to deal with a hackler, isn't it.

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a any hell move we call it.

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<v Speaker 10>It's a footy tradition, locker room tradition, you know. So

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 10>then he just stood there with his pants.

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:14.360
<v Speaker 11>Down, but he's blue undies on. I think I'm blue.

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.839
<v Speaker 10>And then he just kept his hands up and I'm like, oh,

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 10>maybe I'll go for the undies.

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<v Speaker 11>No, don't do that.

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 10>And normally in a footy club when you go for

0:39:22.160 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 10>the undies, you always sort of try and cover yourself

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 10>and you know, being respectful for others.

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<v Speaker 1>Newman.

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<v Speaker 10>So by then all the camera moon there's about five

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 10>or six they zoomed in onto Sam's package underneath his undies.

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:37.239
<v Speaker 1>There's a phrase, no guy wants to head that we

0:39:37.280 --> 0:39:38.280
<v Speaker 1>had to zoom in.

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 11>One pixel.

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:44.439
<v Speaker 1>Apparently that's exclusive today on the show.

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<v Speaker 10>And then as I went for the undies, I thought,

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.640
<v Speaker 10>surely Sam's going to go and cover, but his hands

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 10>stayed up. Being a bit older, he's reflexes were a

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 10>little slow, so his hands are up. So pants come down.

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 10>Close up of the package, very small package, and she

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 10>was an Innie, not an Audy.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't know.

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:11.120
<v Speaker 10>And then I look over and Eddie Maguire is rolling

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 10>on the ground in laughter, and I'm the Captain of

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 10>Hawthorne thinking, oh no, I've just oh no, I'm in

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:18.880
<v Speaker 10>massive trouble.

0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 11>And do you know what happened after the show?

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 10>Like for the rest of the show, we had our

0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 10>best show ever because Trevor Marmalay brought out all these

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 10>all these jokes that you could possibly bring out at

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 10>that time, and Sam was super embarrassed. Sam got in

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:32.760
<v Speaker 10>trouble by all the media.

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<v Speaker 1>Well like a Janet Jackson could a nipplegate.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I somehow got out of it. I thought Hawthorne

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 10>were going to get rid of me as the captain.

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 10>No one said a thing, and the bosses at channel

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 10>Line said, we'll talk to you in the morning and

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 10>I'm like, I'm gonna get sacked again.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get sacked.

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 10>And do you know what happened? They rang and said,

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:53.439
<v Speaker 10>that's all right, keep up the good work.

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 11>That was the Footy Show. Imagine if I.

0:40:57.480 --> 0:40:59.759
<v Speaker 1>Did that time. Oh my god. Yeah, all right, we'll

0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 1>take it. We'll come back with talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>The The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 2>four point three.

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:10.480
<v Speaker 1>So the big story this weekend is last night the

0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 1>axing of end of an era the Footy Show. Rub

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 1>it in, you know, just just just you know, just

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:19.359
<v Speaker 1>recapping what a moment it is and the guy who

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:21.319
<v Speaker 1>no one did more to try and save that show

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 1>than the guy who, in the last two weeks has

0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:25.720
<v Speaker 1>been to Kentucky and also a week before that hanging

0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:26.920
<v Speaker 1>out with Detective Pikachu.

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 10>What Ryan Reynolds killed the Footy Show? Did you try

0:41:30.480 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 10>his interview last night? He may he may be selling

0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:35.480
<v Speaker 10>movies all around the world, but.

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 1>He killed our detective Picchu. Do you reckon? He's going

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 1>to get doorstep by TMZ the next hour going you

0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:42.760
<v Speaker 1>know you killed the Footy Show? Comments?

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 10>Please Ryan, Seriously, He's he needs to feel very guilty

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 10>about all this.

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 1>All right, So obviously you when was the first time

0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 1>you would have been a player? When you first appeared

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:55.000
<v Speaker 1>on that show?

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, my I got asked to be on the pedal.

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 10>I've never done much TV any really.

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:04.799
<v Speaker 1>And how old are you? Then had the.

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:07.719
<v Speaker 10>Peroxide blonde hair, sort of part down the middle, sort

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:10.359
<v Speaker 10>of the McDonald's sort of shape. I've seen that look

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:13.320
<v Speaker 10>undercut rats tail. Maybe it was a look back in

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 10>the day, thinking I was pretty cool and had an

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.160
<v Speaker 10>opportunity to be part of the Footae Show because I

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:19.000
<v Speaker 10>loved watching the footy show. The Footy Show for me

0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 10>was great entertainment, footy, but real light entertainment. And I

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 10>just remember sitting on the panel having no idea what

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 10>to do. There was five or six cameras everywhere. I

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 10>wasn't sure do I look at the camera?

0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:32.040
<v Speaker 11>What do I do? I do I have a chat.

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:34.640
<v Speaker 1>With a panel for your first appearance.

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 11>I probably did it for I probably paid them. It

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 11>wouldn't have been much.

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but that's where I fell in love with, you know,

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 10>making TV and being a part of TV and entertaining,

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 10>having a live audience and getting real reactions. That's when

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:50.359
<v Speaker 10>you know things are going well. That hasn't been too

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 10>many lasts recently, but that's when you know, you know.

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 1>So what's another highlight for you? Because you just did

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of great stuff on that show.

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 10>For me was Proba one of the charity run from

0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:04.760
<v Speaker 10>Adelaide and then a couple of years later we followed

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 10>up with the ride across a nuther Bar So that

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 10>was for Breast Cancer Network Australia and these I just

0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 10>it was very hard, but these are ideas that I

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 10>sort of presented. I said I'd like to do this,

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 10>this is something that I'd love to be a part of.

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 10>And Channel Line really backed me in the Footy show.

0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:26.719
<v Speaker 10>And I remember a guy called Cliffy Young and he

0:43:26.800 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 10>used to do the Ultra marathon races from Sydney to

0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:32.280
<v Speaker 10>Melbourne and they used to run in gum boots, shuffle

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 10>along the highway.

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:35.600
<v Speaker 1>He was a potato Sydney from Sydney Totain.

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 11>He was a potato farmer from Colak So.

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 10>I grew up a little country town and obviosly only

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 10>have a couple of channels used to follow it every

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:44.360
<v Speaker 10>year and we'll go over five or six nights that

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:46.919
<v Speaker 10>they have the caravan behind them, and I always thought

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:50.200
<v Speaker 10>I want to do something like that, so I was

0:43:50.239 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 10>allowed to obviously do something from a charity point of view,

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 10>connecting with the country towns along the way and raising money,

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:00.319
<v Speaker 10>but you know, giving a lot of hope. That was

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:03.359
<v Speaker 10>something that I'm very, very proud of and I'll never

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 10>forget the time that I ran from Madelaide to Melbourne

0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 10>finally got here thankfully, and Jimmy Stein's, the great Jimmy Steins,

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:13.719
<v Speaker 10>who was a Melbourne legend. He was battling cancer at

0:44:13.719 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 10>the time and it was a really emotional show, so

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:18.880
<v Speaker 10>he was on prior to and Gary Lyne, who was

0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:21.239
<v Speaker 10>one of the hosts of the time. You know, he

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 10>was extremely emotional.

0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Sam new video of that. I started to tear up.

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 1>It was an amazing moment of you.

0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:28.440
<v Speaker 10>And then at the end when I came in to

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 10>finish the run, this wasn't a dry eye in the

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 10>house and it was Yeah, it was. It was something

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:37.960
<v Speaker 10>really really special and obviously, you know, to make things

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:40.400
<v Speaker 10>like that happen these days almost impossible, but something that

0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 10>I was very proud of.

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, incredible, because it's so hard when he had all

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:45.359
<v Speaker 1>the success you had as a play. It's very hard

0:44:45.360 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 1>for players then to get excitement again anywhere near that.

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:50.879
<v Speaker 1>And you were lucky with getting involved with the footage show.

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah.

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 10>A lot of people go out, you know, do you

0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:56.319
<v Speaker 10>like being on TV? And I said, only if I'm

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:58.719
<v Speaker 10>entertaining or interesting, you know, or we're doing something that

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.480
<v Speaker 10>people are going to connect with. I don't want to

0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 10>be on there for the sake of being on there.

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:05.080
<v Speaker 10>So that was always a great challenge with the Footagher

0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:09.120
<v Speaker 10>and I remember early on I'd drive in and think, oh,

0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:09.839
<v Speaker 10>how good is this.

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:11.799
<v Speaker 11>I don't know what's going to happen. You weren't allowed

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:13.560
<v Speaker 11>a part of meetings, so that's when you knew something

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 11>was going on.

0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 1>It's love TV. People notice there's not much love TV anything.

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 10>When we make a lot of mistakes, we also get

0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:21.400
<v Speaker 10>things right every now and then.

0:45:21.320 --> 0:45:22.439
<v Speaker 11>So that was a lot of fun.

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 10>The world record attempts, I come up with an idea

0:45:25.640 --> 0:45:28.400
<v Speaker 10>where we'd have a cracket some world records, silly, ridiculous

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:30.280
<v Speaker 10>world records that we're probably going to fail.

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 1>How many do you actually hold? About five or six?

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 10>Yes, not something that I've really proud of, to be honest,

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:40.359
<v Speaker 10>because they're all stupid. But the pie in the face

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 10>one that I went for, I had Sam human. It

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 10>had to hit his face from about three or four

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.960
<v Speaker 10>meters away. It was a big cream pies and I

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 10>think the record was about forty or fifty. But at

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 10>the end of it, I turned the audience into a

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:56.200
<v Speaker 10>big cream mess. So I had the biggest food fight

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:59.200
<v Speaker 10>we've ever had. It costs thousands and thousands of dollars

0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:01.520
<v Speaker 10>on the set. I didn't get the bill back then

0:46:01.680 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 10>channel Line would fit. Things have changed recently because they

0:46:04.680 --> 0:46:07.319
<v Speaker 10>start sending you the bill these days. That's why I'm like,

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:10.640
<v Speaker 10>I'm not messing up anything. I'm not doing anything untowards.

0:46:10.680 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 10>So that was a lot of fun and House of

0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:20.239
<v Speaker 10>Bulger where we made a set which looked like the

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 10>Ball and the Beautiful and we all thought that we

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:25.799
<v Speaker 10>could act when we were absolutely horrendous, and just the

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 10>interaction with you know, your panel and your host, and

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 10>that's what it was all about.

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:31.479
<v Speaker 11>It was all about the connection and fun.

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 10>We'd have a go at each other that we we

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 10>might have a beer or a drink after and a

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:37.880
<v Speaker 10>chat and then we all head off and it was

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 10>always a lot of fun.

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:40.560
<v Speaker 1>So what are you going to do now, AFL Putty

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.839
<v Speaker 1>is in your blood, My life's not. Are you going

0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:43.920
<v Speaker 1>to what are you going to do?

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 6>Well?

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 10>I'm still contracted to Channel nine for the next couple

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:48.880
<v Speaker 10>of years, so.

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:49.480
<v Speaker 1>We're going to see you in the background of like

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Lego Masters cleaning up the bricks.

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:53.439
<v Speaker 11>So I'm going to be an extra on every show.

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:59.320
<v Speaker 10>I was still going to Sydney on Sundays for Sports Sunday,

0:46:59.360 --> 0:47:01.239
<v Speaker 10>and I'm going to do some stuff for the Today Show.

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 10>And yeah, this year, for me, I knew that we were,

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:09.239
<v Speaker 10>you know, walking on very thin ice, so I knew

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:09.839
<v Speaker 10>it was going to be.

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:11.920
<v Speaker 11>A bit of a struggle. So it's no surprise.

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 1>And will you ever do another footy show again?

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:17.600
<v Speaker 11>Well, what do you mean, like like the one we've

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 11>just been doing.

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Ye, like a different one, a new one.

0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:22.960
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, possibly, maybe something on a Sunday night. I think

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 10>there's a gap there. So but that's that's a long

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.759
<v Speaker 10>way down the track, and I think we just need

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:31.200
<v Speaker 10>to let the dust settle and hopefully we can work

0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.960
<v Speaker 10>on something in the not too distant future. But we've

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:36.920
<v Speaker 10>just got to celebrate twenty five years and seven hundred

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 10>and thirty five incredible episodes of Live Crazy TV. And

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.480
<v Speaker 10>you know, there's no doubt Sam Newman was. He was

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 10>the reason people watched because he was so unusual and weird.

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:49.400
<v Speaker 11>He looks weird, all.

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:53.000
<v Speaker 10>That plastic surgery. But we loved him and he was

0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:54.120
<v Speaker 10>he was great for our show.

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:55.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, we'll take a break when we come back,

0:47:55.920 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 1>then we'll finally get around to talk about this weekend's footy.

0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:03.239
<v Speaker 1>How the fact the Hawks lost against the I haven't

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:04.280
<v Speaker 1>forgotten from last weekend.

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:05.400
<v Speaker 11>I've lost my moa, The.

0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:12.360
<v Speaker 1>We're back now where Shane Crawford, Detective Picachu's best friend.

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:17.040
<v Speaker 11>He's just text me. Ryan Reynolds has just text me.

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 10>He said, sorry, I've got you a part in my

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 10>next movie, dead Pool three, whatever character you would like.

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:29.080
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's talk about this weekend's action. Then what

0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:30.840
<v Speaker 1>do you think about this weekd First of all, we

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:32.960
<v Speaker 1>should talk about Roughhead been down.

0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:36.440
<v Speaker 10>That's Jared Rufford being dropped from the Hawks team. He

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 10>was captain last year. He's played well over two hundred games.

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:45.160
<v Speaker 10>He's a sensational player. But yeah, the little angry coach

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 10>has decided, now, I'm not happy with the performance lost

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:51.840
<v Speaker 10>to your team last week in the dying minutes of course,

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:56.280
<v Speaker 10>so yes, he said no, I'm not going to accept that, and.

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:58.320
<v Speaker 11>He'll bring some young kids in some enthusiasm.

0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 10>What that does is when you're op a scene you

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 10>play like that, everyone stands up nice and straight because

0:49:04.000 --> 0:49:05.000
<v Speaker 10>they know that they could be.

0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:06.919
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 10>So they could actually be half a chance against GWS

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:12.760
<v Speaker 10>this week. The Hawks, especially when you make a statement

0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:16.400
<v Speaker 10>like that, Richmond are playing Freemantle. Richmond are outside is

0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 10>against free me free Metal. They're traveling west, so it

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:23.600
<v Speaker 10>is an advantage to free Metal, but they're Freemantle, like Freeman.

0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 1>That good. Come on, let's get you squinched your face

0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:27.560
<v Speaker 1>out and then spart.

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:30.799
<v Speaker 11>Those rich Men. They are a good team. They had

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:33.080
<v Speaker 11>a shoka last week. And when we have a shoka,

0:49:33.080 --> 0:49:33.520
<v Speaker 11>what do we do.

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:35.840
<v Speaker 10>We look in the mirror and we go yep, okay,

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:37.960
<v Speaker 10>I need to fix a few things, and that's what

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:41.520
<v Speaker 10>you do. So I'm expecting Richmond as outsiders to go

0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:43.640
<v Speaker 10>over there and get the job done. So get them

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:47.880
<v Speaker 10>into your footed tips. Carlton Collingwood two arch rivals. I

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 10>think it'll be reasonably competitive, calling it a win. But

0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 10>everyone thinks it's going to be a wiping. I don't

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 10>think so. I think it'll be reasonably competitive. And Sydney

0:49:56.520 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 10>is it in your mob. Sydney desperately need to in Esterton,

0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 10>need to continue a bit of momentum. So that's set

0:50:04.600 --> 0:50:07.400
<v Speaker 10>the CG tonight. You have to go up there and

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:08.080
<v Speaker 10>get the job done.

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Jack.

0:50:08.400 --> 0:50:10.240
<v Speaker 3>It's weird to see Swans on the bottom of the ladder,

0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 3>isn't it, because.

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:12.240
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, but it's also nice.

0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:15.839
<v Speaker 1>It's not the D's anymore. There's actually I think two

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:18.240
<v Speaker 1>teams beneath us now, whereas we've been right down the bottom.

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Then I think it's good to.

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.440
<v Speaker 11>Have different teams down the bottom when.

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:23.400
<v Speaker 3>You start counting how many teams are under you, you know.

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:26.919
<v Speaker 1>That's how the d season's gone so far.

0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:30.319
<v Speaker 10>But they had a win last week. Yeah, so you

0:50:30.480 --> 0:50:32.400
<v Speaker 10>just never know the second half of the season might

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 10>be positive. And if anyone out there is listening, I'm

0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 10>looking for a job, preferably not on a shovels.

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:47.600
<v Speaker 1>All right, Cora, listen, thank you very much for coming in.

0:50:47.640 --> 0:50:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Well done for all the great TV you would have

0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:51.400
<v Speaker 1>given people, and so much joy on that show. You

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 1>should be very proud of it. There are not many

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:55.520
<v Speaker 1>TV shows. When you hear when you heard, you say

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 1>it's been on for twenty five years. There won't be

0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 1>another TV show that has a twenty five year run.

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 1>The world of TV has just changed now and evolved,

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:05.799
<v Speaker 1>and how we do TV has got to change as well.

0:51:05.800 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 1>But mate, you should be very proud of what you

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 1>did on that show and that that final interview that

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:12.359
<v Speaker 1>is your your way out. Yesterday we're Detective Pika two

0:51:12.680 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 1>that needs to go in a museum somewhere. You know,

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:17.560
<v Speaker 1>A fine moment of footy reporting.

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:19.479
<v Speaker 11>To Tike do picka two kill the Foody Show.

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>We'll let that be the final word.

0:51:21.320 --> 0:51:25.120
<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 12>Three Yeah, brand new winning song as we start a

0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:35.239
<v Speaker 12>brand new contacts list over the next seven days and

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:37.760
<v Speaker 12>God one I four point three for our phone Frenzy

0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 12>OMD if you leave, we'll be playing between.

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:43.399
<v Speaker 1>Now and ten o'clock right now. Today's last that work

0:51:43.480 --> 0:51:46.400
<v Speaker 1>times of the week. We'll all talk about crazy teachers.

0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 1>We're staying with the school and it's school bands. I've

0:51:51.320 --> 0:51:57.920
<v Speaker 1>got will I exam that's good will. I exam one detention,

0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:07.759
<v Speaker 1>hor monitor and oats good chalking heads, chalking heads, Abbatkus

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 1>love Patsy and finally panic at the exam, Panic at

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:17.040
<v Speaker 1>the exam one for the kids. What have you got mate?

0:52:17.040 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 1>You need to end on a high this week. You're

0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:21.759
<v Speaker 1>becoming the rough head of the show. We need to

0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:24.959
<v Speaker 1>what's the radio version of the VFL that radio station

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 1>that we own up in Darwin that was in your

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:29.160
<v Speaker 1>contract where if it went southwards here you would be

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:30.200
<v Speaker 1>shunted up there.

0:52:32.160 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Blink one eight two plus two is four brilliant.

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:36.560
<v Speaker 1>He's back, baby, He's back.

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:44.759
<v Speaker 3>The artist formerly known as Principal Know.

0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Someone get the paddles, clear Jones, jet and the blackboards.

0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:54.000
<v Speaker 1>He's back in the game. I'll finish there a send

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:56.040
<v Speaker 1>us yours and the best one we get. We got

0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:58.760
<v Speaker 1>double pass to go and see Muriels wedding. The musical

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<v Speaker 1>textials in then school bands oh four seven five O

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three. Text number for today is

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<v Speaker 1>at work time waster on gold one oh four point

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<v Speaker 1>three is oh four seven five O three one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four three school bands will mark them in ten minutes time.

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<v Speaker 1>After this collection of musical song the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, I was wondering how the phone frenzy works. Do

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<v Speaker 1>I call nine four one four one oh four three

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<v Speaker 1>during the winning song to get on your contact list?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that hurt works? Is this from the boss to

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<v Speaker 1>get me to mention it every hour? Nice move boss, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not falling for that one, but yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>is how it works. And it's omd if you leave

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<v Speaker 1>me now this hour. All right, let's find out who

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<v Speaker 1>is winning the last double past the week to go

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<v Speaker 1>and see the all Sam Murials who were in the musical.

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking for your school bands this morning on the

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<v Speaker 1>atwork time waste tons coming in. Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 1>to everyone is doing this. We love doing the outwork

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<v Speaker 1>time waste every day. All right. First up the blackboard

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<v Speaker 1>piece silver one on Glenning Bundora pet Shop, pet work

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<v Speaker 1>shop boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Our workshop is gotcha yeah, silver, the whiteboard stripes, David

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<v Speaker 3>Croydon Silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Tina Turmover. I like that. I like that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very good. Mark in Thornbury Acpe Gold. He's

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<v Speaker 1>dressed like a schoolboys, aren't we? Then acpe Moza in Cranbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, math Box twenty silver plus Janice, well done,

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<v Speaker 1>Deep pupil, It takes while to get that one want

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<v Speaker 1>to get that. Noral Well done, men at would work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good silver plus zz top of the class, Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>Fleetwood MacBook, Oh modern.

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<v Speaker 3>Those damn schools are get blacks. Yeah, Bronze out of SPI.

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<v Speaker 1>Tenacious D minus, must try harder gold, very good, Liam,

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<v Speaker 1>Guns and Rulers. Nah, I like that gold dust, Springfield silver, lead, Pencil,

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<v Speaker 1>Zeppelin silver, Humanity's Nature silver plus, exam Halen silver plus, Desk,

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<v Speaker 1>Leopard gold, just a fern tree, Gully World done, Elton,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gold, Tuck Shop Boys, that's better Gold Martin, well done,

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Marley and the Erasers.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the real name of the ben Whalers?

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<v Speaker 1>Silver, Graham tough Blackboard, Sabbath silver plus or into the

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<v Speaker 1>final two Fleetwood maths simple effective, gold, pseudo economics.

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<v Speaker 3>That can have the tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Rachel and Brackets, well done. You can treat

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<v Speaker 1>your mum this. He came to the Joyce Muriels winning

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<v Speaker 1>the musical now playing at Her Majesty's Theater. Book your

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<v Speaker 1>tickets at TICKETEP well down.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 2>four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Got some emails here late to the party from Matthew Flink,

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<v Speaker 1>great name Flinky, Hi Christian, fairly lenk law party on

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<v Speaker 1>this one. But I'm talking about grudges that you've held.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of silly, but I held a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a grudge against you and Jack. What did we do

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<v Speaker 1>Jimer last year? Elton OK, We've given away Elton John

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<v Speaker 1>tickets and you just had to sing. Whilst I know

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<v Speaker 1>that simply getting through did not guarant teamy to win.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very upset when you chose creativity over talent,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was your wording, not mine. Thinking back, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was this. I badly wanted to win, to

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<v Speaker 1>take my mum to go and see Elton John. But

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<v Speaker 1>I met I held a grudge for quite a while

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<v Speaker 1>and I stopped listening.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember what he's talking about. We I think

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<v Speaker 3>we awarded winners sometimes even if their pitch wasn't perfect,

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<v Speaker 3>if they just gave it one hundred percent sotaly.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I will I admit it was never enough to

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<v Speaker 1>stop me listening for long. I came back. I still

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy the show, and you please to know I forgive

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<v Speaker 1>you both. Hang on a minute, listen, Flinky. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you can head back to somewhere else. I'm not apologizing.

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<v Speaker 1>I stand by that, Matthew. Flink. Let me make it

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<v Speaker 1>clear again. You weren't good enough to get the Elton

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<v Speaker 1>John tickets, okay, and you're not getting a mug. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not negotiate with terrorists, okay. End off, Matthew. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've got an email for us is Christian at Gold

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<v Speaker 1>one o four three dot com dot au the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Although that's the end of the show for us, it

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<v Speaker 1>is not the end of the breakfast show because once more,

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<v Speaker 1>wash you two. I want you guys to have a

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<v Speaker 1>lie in tomorrow. That's on me. I'm back here at

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<v Speaker 1>Live at seven am with the best of the nots

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<v Speaker 1>of bad bits. That's right, it's now six stair week

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast show. No one asks for it, no popular demand,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're here anyway. I'm here tomorrow morning Live between

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<v Speaker 1>seven and nine with the best bits of the not

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<v Speaker 1>so bad bits, and got tickets to go, win to

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<v Speaker 1>go and see the Gabs Beer Festival as well. That's too.

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<v Speaker 1>On one in between seven and nine, What are.

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<v Speaker 3>You doing a giveaway on the Saturday Morning show?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, because it's live, I can do that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go. Won't be taking phone calls because it's

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'd like to rest the phones when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing my special show on a Saturday morning. Just do

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<v Speaker 1>over text. Just do it over text as easier than

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be after in between eight and nine tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that as well if I remember how I

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<v Speaker 1>pre record it. Sorry, when I do it live tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Ton of today's show is silence or I

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<v Speaker 1>will kill you. Have it. Whatever you're up to this weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend. We've had so many amazing stories

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<v Speaker 1>for me this week. We do every week, but this

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<v Speaker 1>week in particular, thank you very much all the ashes

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<v Speaker 1>one so crazy teachers. There's been some really really great stories,

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<v Speaker 1>so thank you very much. Always draw your support to

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<v Speaker 1>this new show as we are only on show number

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and ninety two. Have a great weekend. Huggy's

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<v Speaker 1>up next. We will speak to you when you wake

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<v Speaker 1>up Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 2>winfree