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Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to the show. Hello, Hello, great to have

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Speaker 1: you here.

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Speaker 2: Very excited.

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Speaker 1: Ross Noble is going to be on the show.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's truth. I mean, I'm pumped for it.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be the whole show, the whole show.

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Speaker 3: It's impossible to rap. He's impossible to rap.

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Speaker 2: That's why we've got him on at five thirty.

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Speaker 4: Now the radio is that what time is coming up?

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Speaker 4: That's smart, that is.

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Speaker 2: The radio show finishes.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, sorry, Ross of Court, we actually got

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Speaker 1: to go. We would love to keep talking about we

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Speaker 1: actually have to go. He is a genius, though, Ross Noble,

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Speaker 1: he is a genuinely nice guy legend.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he came to my house and performed on

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Speaker 3: my porch during COVID.

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Speaker 4: That's how good of a guy he is. Even brought

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Speaker 4: he brought props.

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Speaker 1: It's either an indication of how good of a guy

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Speaker 1: is or how bored comedians were during COVID. It's a

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Speaker 1: measure of one of those two. Could be a measure

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Speaker 1: of both of those things at the same time. Actually,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, my god, he was. Yeah, he rocked up

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Speaker 1: with effectively the most visual bit you've ever seen in

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Speaker 1: your life.

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Speaker 2: For a radio show.

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Speaker 3: Brought his ironing board, I believe, and a box full

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Speaker 3: of soil with either bald movie stars heads or chicken

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Speaker 3: eggs sticking out of the soil. I still think it's brilliant,

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Speaker 3: absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 4: So Ross is on. We're pranking another dad hopefully, and.

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Speaker 1: We also have Yesterday if you're listening to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: we also have another one twenty clubber.

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Speaker 4: Do we you person who claims they're in the one

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Speaker 4: twenty clubs?

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Speaker 1: Michael Michael Kasher Reckons Is Michael Reckons is in the

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Speaker 1: one twenty club.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we might give him a call in the

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Speaker 4: in the close, Yeah, great.

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Speaker 1: Tracy Yesterday, Dion, Dion, Tracy McGready.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday. Yeah, she's one hundred and eighteen minute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, valiant effort fell down at the last hurdle, has

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Speaker 1: to be said. And you know, obviously because Dion's a fan,

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Speaker 1: actually a big fan, this is one hundred and eighteen

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Speaker 1: meters the show.

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Speaker 2: We didn't want to. I wanted to give her.

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Speaker 1: A consolation prize, but the truth is it's the one

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Speaker 1: twenty club exactly right.

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Speaker 3: It's a gallant effort, but it's not one we want.

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Speaker 3: We want to find for climbing K two you probably would. Actually,

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Speaker 3: I think K two is of great achievement.

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Speaker 1: Should be a greater achievement than ever. It's a sheerer face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you want to get down to it. But but Everest,

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Speaker 1: but everybody, you know you climb Everest, Sure you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you're going for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we want to ever as climbers, right, we

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Speaker 3: want someone who experienced the show like us. That means

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Speaker 3: you piss and poo in the songs and traffic, you

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Speaker 3: never miss us talking?

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Speaker 1: Is that the only prerequistion? What that they that they

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Speaker 1: piss and poo in the in the in the traffickan.

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Speaker 3: Song because when we question you, we'll find out if

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Speaker 3: you're pissing on poo and during a bit because you

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Speaker 3: won't remember it.

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Speaker 4: But they could be listening while they piss. They could

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Speaker 4: oh shit, good call. Okay, Well look, if you're happy

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Speaker 4: to take your whiless radio.

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Speaker 1: To the toilet, how is that the thing is to

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Speaker 1: whether or not we decide whether they make the one twenty.

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Speaker 1: I just you know, I think Tom's raised the valid point.

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Speaker 1: You if you've got headphones on when you're on the toilet, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to ask them, I just don't think we're going to skip.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to be a good club. We don't want

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Speaker 1: to be like guys, join the one twenty club. Give

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Speaker 1: us a call. Now, did you ship in the traffic?

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Speaker 2: No question?

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Speaker 3: Or did you did you start talking to someone like

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Speaker 3: I want someone who's like the neighbor starts chatting and

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Speaker 3: they go sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you? Well, let's sess Michael after the show.

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Speaker 4: Ab needs to come on in because we have Ross

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Speaker 4: Noble in minutes. Oh bloody hell, you whiz?

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Speaker 3: All right, there's little secret guys, he's pre recorded all

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Speaker 3: that chat before about him running into six. It was

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Speaker 3: not true because we're pre recording it anyway, Little secrets

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Speaker 4: That's why you're part.

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Speaker 2: Of the club.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, exactly club the Freons.

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Speaker 3: Ah, they are the Freons, and within the free On

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Speaker 3: there are some one twenty years in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeh yeah, we'll find.

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Speaker 2: You, all right, guys see the end.

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Speaker 4: What do you got in your teeth?

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Speaker 5: You do?

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Speaker 2: Actually?

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Speaker 6: You do it?

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Speaker 2: Actually?

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Speaker 4: Why would let me do the whole podcast?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was enjoying it too much. Where did you tell you?

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Speaker 2: It's a real.

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Speaker 4: Top? Bottom to top is it chucking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 4: All right, I'd say this lightly will.

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Speaker 3: But yesterday on the show we had a pretty extraordinary call.

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Speaker 6: So we just got off the aeroplane on the way

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Speaker 6: which basically hangs off the back of the jeep. One

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Speaker 7: Into the back of the jeep.

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Speaker 1: Whoa great story, great store.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 3: What happened on Safari aka Safar out Safari?

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Speaker 4: That sounds exciting safar.

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Speaker 2: Alright?

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Speaker 1: Thirty one o six ' five. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: If you can beat an elephant piercing the back of

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Speaker 1: a jeep with both its trunks and lifting it into

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Speaker 1: the air, I'll give you a two hundred dollars mcain shaw,

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Speaker 1: Chris Boucher all thanks to McCain shaw Chris Gornlet late

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Speaker 1: a bit of a carried out there. Yeah, a bit

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Speaker 4: Don't mind that?

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Speaker 1: Well, how do you like them apples thirty one and

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Speaker 1: six five? Give us call if you've got a Safari

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jan here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Jan,

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Speaker 3: this was your brother on Safari?

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Speaker 5: It's pretty extreme. Yeah, make yourself for it.

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Speaker 5: So basically I was there was camping or whatever. They

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Speaker 5: And basically two people went in. One was a lucky one,

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Speaker 1: Who obviously, I mean it comes to the territory of

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Speaker 7: It was it was a hippo.

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Speaker 5: Hippo just basically ripped the head straight right off.

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Speaker 4: And you were watching, Jan, you were you were on

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Speaker 7: Sure?

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Speaker 4: Did they get in the water. Was he in the

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Speaker 5: Come on, he's a stupidity of people. It's like sharks

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Speaker 3: Tell you what if one is a behead, if cal

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Speaker 4: I don't know where these are going.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Alex here, Captain Poopance, you wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: want to put the callers in order in descending order

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Speaker 1: of best to worse because the bar that because the

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Speaker 4: O God, let's go to Alex.

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Speaker 3: Alex, what happened worse than a beheading on an African safari?

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Speaker 7: Oh? I don't know if it's word, We'll get rhino

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Speaker 7: pretty good. Hit the side of the ute and the

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Speaker 1: God, wait, wait, wait, wait mate? Through the door?

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Speaker 4: Did you go through the door back panel?

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Speaker 7: I was on the back of the ute.

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Speaker 1: Wow, lucky it didn't go through your back panel as well.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's there's a you told that joke before,

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Speaker 4: Jes these have been good. Let's go now.

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Speaker 1: Lucky for you, Captain poop pants retaining the EP spot.

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Speaker 1: The calls are getting better.

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Speaker 3: Paul, you went to Africa when you were eight, saying

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think I can beat the laugh one.

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Speaker 10: But I was driving a load of retired missionaries around

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, how to get up?

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Speaker 10: Run out pants from my ankles. And there's all these

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Speaker 7: It's really good.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 11: Poor Paul.

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Speaker 2: He's sitting on it. He's sitting there.

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Speaker 1: He's a third caller.

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Speaker 2: He said, someone get beheaded. He said to run a

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And he's got a story about running back through the

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Speaker 1: bush and his pants around his ankles. That's why pret

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Speaker 1: his pants around his ankles on the radio.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 1: All great, Garo, Jen, you can have your Silva. McCain shore,

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Speaker 1: Chris Boucher, Alex also scrot Tom Horn. McCain shaw, Chris Boucher. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks to McCain shaw Christ.

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Speaker 4: For one as well. Don't I'm not stitch up.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Well, I can ask him, Paul, did you want to

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Speaker 1: McCain shaw Chris Boucher as well. I love Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't give it to him. Yeah, yesterday we were asking

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Speaker 1: whether or not you should declare to your partner if

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Speaker 1: you've slept with somebody who's in the same room. We're

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Speaker 1: in the same vicinity as you. I mean with cracking

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Speaker 1: call from a guy called Pablo. No, Marcus, no, you

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Speaker 1: want to go again. It's Mason. You and your partner

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Speaker 1: have got a policy around revealing former flames to each other.

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Speaker 11: Absolutely, So we got a simple agreement that did anyone

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Speaker 11: we shake hands with before in our circle we meet

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Speaker 11: around that we get to so that they're slept with them.

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Speaker 11: There's something You can never be blindsided. So I think

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Speaker 2: If you've got a good one.

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Speaker 4: The alliteration is better than partner rules.

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Speaker 3: A partner policy for me will is no talking when

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Speaker 4: No, it's a good rule because no, I'm not joking

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Speaker 3: Really quite serious about this, because you know I get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't think any situation

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Speaker 4: Yes, that that whole I can't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, can you you come here, I'm in the shower.

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Speaker 1: Someone one said to me that being in a long

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Speaker 1: Sem and I actually put together what we called like

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Speaker 1: But before we did that, she was like, look, I

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Speaker 2: We're not going to do that.

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Speaker 4: Would you call that loved.

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Speaker 1: As a crush.

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Speaker 2: It's a crush.

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Speaker 1: I've got a crush on it.

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Speaker 1: Know, you know when you fall in love with someone,

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Speaker 1: the the hard ones, with the hard ones, you what

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Speaker 1: In our love contract, one of our policies that you

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Kieran hear that.

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Speaker 3: That's a great rule, kire in thirty one oh sixty five,

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Speaker 9: So we have a very joking relationship. We're never serious

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Speaker 4: I need that, I need that.

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Speaker 1: That is a cracker. Yeah, you need that because you were.

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Speaker 3: Saying that no no, no, that was a song chat

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Speaker 3: no no no, no, no no, come on, because you

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Speaker 4: Mimes is an excitable woman, and I love it for it.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes when we're in a morning coffee, we'll plan

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Speaker 3: We have a serious conversation about what we want for

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Speaker 4: Go food my good and I'll be like, no, I've

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Speaker 2: That would kill me.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go to ever. We're talking partner policies, Emma,

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Speaker 1: yours is similar to WOODI.

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Speaker 5: Is, yeah, very similar to what is?

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys that're fans of you both, by the way,

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Speaker 13: So I will often ask my partner a question and

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Speaker 1: Two minute of time to cool off. Two minute of

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Speaker 1: time on this bad Boy Jens six five. We're talking

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Speaker 13: So me and my partner usually don't sleep together because

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Speaker 9: I love this.

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Speaker 1: I think a crisp snoring policy is the key to

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Speaker 1: a good relationship. I don't know what's what your policy is.

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Speaker 1: Our policy is all's fair in love and war and

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Speaker 3: And I wish I knew this before we were trapped

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Speaker 4: Snall the house down.

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Speaker 1: You could have flipped me.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The other policy that just running through them.

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Speaker 2: In our relized we have it.

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Speaker 1: We now have a strict single dinner policy, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jess here slowly.

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Speaker 1: Just turning into robots, have no affection lift Jess like labrats.

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Speaker 4: What's your partner policy? JS?

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, thanks doing good.

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Speaker 14: So my partner and I, if one of us need

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Speaker 4: Yess, every time pretty much.

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Speaker 14: If we're both home and one of us needs a shower,

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Speaker 14: that means both of us that's our time of day

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Speaker 1: Or you catch up in the shower, you catch up

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Speaker 14: Pass the water anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, saving water chess, family friendly show obviously. But

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Speaker 14: Intimate potentially at ends of the day.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 1: I think that's that's a classic female response. Woulds because

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Speaker 1: I know you and if they.

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Speaker 4: Have a shower together, okay, hang on, we are on here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it might be a nice chat.

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Speaker 3: The Sting Kings are on one, the Kings of Sings

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Speaker 3: strike again.

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Speaker 1: Sting Kings continued this week.

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Speaker 3: Our target is dad's dads that we all know have

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Speaker 3: this one story that they love to brag about. Now

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Speaker 4: His name is Xavier.

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Speaker 14: And have you ever read any sort of feelings with.

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Speaker 1: Some you have a you have a met her? And

452
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Speaker 1: are you over there in Perth?

453
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Speaker 15: No?

454
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Speaker 8: I haven't, No, you've never met her?

455
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:20,880
Speaker 16: No?

456
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow, As if.

457
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,320
Speaker 3: You didn't bring up the story about you, I know,

458
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,560
Speaker 3: I'm too good at this.

459
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:30,760
Speaker 15: Kidding you.

460
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:37,040
Speaker 16: Karena stopped recording. Yeah, and I beat her in a pal.

461
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 3: But then the Kings of Sting got redemption by getting

462
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Speaker 3: his mate to call him the next day met her before.

463
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Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I'm better, Sacrifie, I.

464
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Speaker 1: Love that was so satisfying. Showed up yourx Wow. Seriously,

465
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Speaker 1: I mean, just to come on really, and we have

466
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:20,000
Speaker 1: the bravado that he had. We got a clean clean.

467
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 4: And he's devastated.

468
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,000
Speaker 1: He actually is devastated. He messages and said it was

469
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Speaker 1: more devastating than the time he lost a Grand final.

470
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we move on.

471
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 3: Though we've sorted out Xavier, we move on to a

472
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Speaker 3: new target.

473
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 4: The target is Shane. Okay. His wife Kathy called the

474
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 4: show a few days ago. This is what she said

475
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Speaker 4: about shape. Kathy, this is your husband who's a dad.

476
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Speaker 4: What does he brag about?

477
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Speaker 13: He actually annoys the crap out of history adult children

478
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Speaker 13: by bragging that he was up.

479
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Speaker 5: To train with the Talton undernign.

480
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Speaker 3: God hate this one, don't you when they bring up

481
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Speaker 3: their old sports brows.

482
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Speaker 4: Kathy. What's his excuse for not getting picked up, Kathy?

483
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 4: I'm sure an injury or something.

484
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 12: I know he thinks he was too short and he

485
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 12: did discover cars and girls instead.

486
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Speaker 3: Right right now we get to hear an actual example

487
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 3: of this. Got a guy called Shane. He's a dad.

488
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Speaker 3: His wife, Kathy, she called us. She told us that

489
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Speaker 3: he doesn't stop bragging about the fact that he was

490
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Speaker 3: invited to train with the under nineteen Carlton site.

491
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 4: Yep, not even that impressive.

492
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Speaker 3: He didn't even train with them, didn't play for them,

493
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 3: he was just invited to train with them. So I'm

494
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 3: gonna call Shane as like a colleague, work colleague. I've

495
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Speaker 3: got a name that I can drop a friend that

496
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 3: I can drop in there. Okay, I'm going to say

497
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 3: we're starting like a social footy team or something.

498
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this should not take long. Let's give it

499
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Speaker 4: a crack.

500
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Speaker 16: Ye, Shane's speaking.

501
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Speaker 3: Good A Shane, How am I? This is Steve Simmons.

502
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 3: He has calling from transit. Yeah, yeah, really good, really good.

503
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 3: I got your number of Brendan, mate, because look, I'm

504
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 3: just starting to put together a bit of a social

505
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: football team with a couple of the lads.

506
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 4: In the office.

507
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and look the great he is is Brendan's in.

508
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 3: He's super keen and he said that you might be interested.

509
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Speaker 16: Old I am.

510
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 4: He didn't he didn't tell me how old.

511
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Speaker 3: But this is like a master's competition, so it's like

512
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Speaker 3: an above forty competition. So I think all of us

513
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: will be bloody old shine if I'm earning.

514
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Speaker 7: Honest, Well, I'm above sixty, mates, so I don't think so.

515
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 4: Ah, right, did you used to play an at all? Though?

516
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Speaker 16: I do a little bit.

517
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,479
Speaker 7: I did a little bit.

518
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you play for?

519
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 16: Just likeally mainly? Yeah, but that was a long long

520
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 16: time ago. That was another life.

521
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, how high did you get up though?

522
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Speaker 3: Because I appreciate you sixty, But we'd also be looking

523
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 3: for maybe a coach, you know, someone that just give

524
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Speaker 3: some pointers and tips down there, So like, what's the

525
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: how what sort of standard are we talking that you

526
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 3: played when you were younger.

527
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 16: I've a little bit of coaching juniors, but.

528
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 3: Excessfully what about your playing days though?

529
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 15: Like what said?

530
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 4: Like the level you got to with your playing.

531
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Speaker 11: Look as far as I got an intolight down the count,

532
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 11: and I don't expect when I was a kid, but

533
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 11: it was a long time ago.

534
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: He brings it up.

535
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 16: That's expected.

536
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 3: You know your wife, godess mate, she said that you

537
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: cannot stop bringing up the fact that you're.

538
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 7: Trying to.

539
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 13: Again, good on her.

540
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Speaker 16: Who'll be having words?

541
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 4: It's actually willing Wood you here. Did she tell you

542
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 4: that she was on a radio show recently?

543
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 7: No, that wouldn't surprise me.

544
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Speaker 1: Thank god you're here. Is back, very very excited to say,

545
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: here's that theme music that we've all been missing. My god,

546
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: it's a banger anyway, seven point thirty, Channel ten and

547
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: ten play, and Tonight Woods feels like, I mean, if

548
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: you've missed the episodes up till now, look you can

549
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: catch them up on ten play. Celia Pacola is the host,

550
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: and tonight really is the night that you want to

551
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 1: be catching because Hamish Plake makes a return.

552
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: And Ross Noball we.

553
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Speaker 6: Attack from the Orcs, the aug the Orcus.

554
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Speaker 1: And the fiercest creatures of all.

555
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Speaker 11: Oh yes, Morgan's.

556
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Speaker 1: Last novel joins us right now. Welcome mates.

557
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Speaker 7: I just like to just like to point out that

558
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Speaker 7: that clip that you play it there is not from tonight.

559
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 7: Sure it's from fifteen years a Gore.

560
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, we are aware of that.

561
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 7: Well, Blid just to everyone.

562
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: You can hear the you from the naivety and your voice.

563
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's true. That is very true. Like that

564
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 7: was the bad thing about doing the show with here, miss,

565
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 7: you know, because like the two of us just kind

566
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 7: of a bit weird, being like us being like the

567
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 7: old Yeah, it was sort of Emma Hollins on Tonight

568
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 7: You've got just used to be like an old man

569
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Speaker 7: desperately clinging onto some sort of relevance you.

570
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Speaker 3: From that audio that we just played there, which as

571
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Speaker 3: you said, was fifteen years ago, you played in health.

572
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Speaker 3: We're not going to say what you're playing tonight, but

573
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 3: in your head, obviously when you rock up to the set,

574
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 3: you have no idea what's saying they're going to throw

575
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Speaker 3: you into. Did you ever have a thought of like

576
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 3: what you wanted to be thrown into and the character

577
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Speaker 3: that you wanted to play?

578
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 7: No, not not really, because it's the should really do

579
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 7: They should do like a little documentary to show just

580
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 7: how in seeing that shows. I mean, it's brilliant. Everybody

581
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 7: says them before years people have gone, O, what's the

582
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 7: most fun that you've ever had? Make you know, like

583
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 7: which TV? She was the most one and that one

584
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 7: hands down. But when from the minute that you turn up,

585
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 7: it's kind of like they they keep even to the

586
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 7: point where like the makeup, like the makeup area, the wardrobe,

587
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,719
Speaker 7: everything is all corded off so you don't get to

588
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 7: see you can't see the set like it's it's it's

589
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 7: a bit like you know when you you know, like movies, Marvel,

590
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 7: movie Star Wars, stuff, where everybody is kept secrecy and stuff.

591
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 7: Well imagine that, but the secrecy is for the other

592
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 7: people working on it and not from the paparazzi in

593
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Speaker 7: the Internet. They're not allowed to leave any pictures lying around,

594
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 7: so it's a complete surprise. And you don't get the

595
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 7: costume on until you know, literally just before and they

596
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 7: don't even have have a little changing room that's right

597
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 7: behind the set, so you you put it on right

598
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 7: so you're literally you're just you're getting changed in a

599
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 7: little changing room right behind, so you don't even yeah,

600
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 7: you can't even see around the back. So from that point,

601
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 7: if you put the gear on and you go all right,

602
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 7: well I know what I am, but you don't know

603
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 7: what context you're going to be in. You know, you

604
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 7: might have like a long globe on and you think, oh,

605
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 7: I'm going to be it's going to be some sort

606
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 7: of eyes wide shut style weird and.

607
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Speaker 1: The first you're walking into some sort of s n

608
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Speaker 1: M style swingers body.

609
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Speaker 2: I think.

610
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Speaker 7: What I'm saying is what I was going to say.

611
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 7: It was, is that that's what you think, and then

612
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 7: you walk in the other pupe what I'm saying. So

613
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 7: it's vice versa. You think the Pope and then it

614
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 7: turns out you walk in and they go, oh, we've

615
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 7: got a pope tripergram So you can that's but that's

616
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 7: the joy of it because you you can't even think

617
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 7: ahead and think, oh, well if it's this, because there's

618
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 7: a million possibilities. Very very few times, certainly on Telly,

619
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Speaker 7: where you just get that level of being.

620
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,239
Speaker 1: Can I actually ask what I was actually thinking about this?

621
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: When you walk through the door and thank god you're here.

622
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: If I'm one of those improv actors that they've employed,

623
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Speaker 1: when you walk onto the set, do you think there's

624
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: a level of intimidation because I'd be nervous to do

625
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: an improv saying with you.

626
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 7: Well, here, this is this is why they're so good.

627
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 7: I don't know if it's given too much away, but

628
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 7: what they do when they rehearse the scenes, they have

629
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 7: like a stand in this and they basically they look

630
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 7: at who's coming through the door and yeah. But the

631
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 7: problem is is that you know with someone somebody like

632
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 7: they all like hear you can kind of guess. But

633
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 7: because I'm trying to make them laugh, I'm trying to

634
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 7: kind of throw them. But they're so good that they.

635
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 3: I think we're about to show a little insight just

636
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: into what the stand up shows are like, Ross, because

637
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 3: I mean, crect if I'm wrong, but I mean whenever

638
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 3: you see you perform or do anything, it feels like

639
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: you just get inspiration from anything and you just go

640
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 3: with it. So I think you're probably one of the

641
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: few people on this planet who can take any stimulus

642
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 3: and have something to say about that.

643
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Okayich is effectively what you're going to be doing

644
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: on Thank God You're here tonight, as well as seven thirty,

645
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: Channel ten and ten players. So Ross, the way this

646
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: is going to work has got three people have've each

647
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: got a random word, right, They're just going to give

648
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: you the word, you go for it, and then I'm

649
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: just going to throw to the next person who's going

650
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: to give you the next tangent. See if you can

651
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: leave them together. Okay, Okay, are you ready?

652
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

653
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, well we'll see how many we can get

654
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: through in two minutes.

655
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 7: You do realize, you do realize that doing this quick

656
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 7: fire is going to be an absolute name there because

657
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 7: you're want to see a thing and then I can

658
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 7: talk for five minutes on the So you just say

659
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 7: the word, and then I just see the first thing

660
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 7: that pops into my head then and then what and

661
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 7: then the next thing comes in and then I've got

662
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 7: to find a link between.

663
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Speaker 2: Yes, you do yes?

664
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so I'll kick you off before we get

665
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: to the fiscal. I'll kick you off with try serratops.

666
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, well this is this is tenuous anyway, but

667
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 7: try serratops if you want to. Serratops is actually a

668
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 7: new type of a new type of medication. And there's

669
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 7: an advert on the television saying, hello, I'm the doctor.

670
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 7: Would you like to try serratops. Yes, if you're taking

671
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 7: it makes your skin incredibly scaly. Yes, you can try

672
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Speaker 7: one ceratops. You can try to ceotops, or you can.

673
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: Try all of the let's Lauren's explosion, explosion.

674
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 7: Don't whatever you do, if you try the serratops, make

675
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 7: sure that you don't try the serra bottoms. The ceotops

676
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 7: are fine, but the cerro bottoms. If you take cerro bottoms,

677
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 7: it will have laxes of effect and there will be

678
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 7: an explosion in your trouser.

679
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: What's your Headana's bananas?

680
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 7: Bananas? Well, if your trousers slip down, during the explosion.

681
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 7: Then what you'll find They will slip down. They will

682
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 7: slip down like bananas. Make sure that you your trousers

683
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 7: aren't made out banana skins, though, because once they hit

684
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 7: the floor, as you try and walk away, you will

685
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 7: you will slide off down the street.

686
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 4: Kid, what's your word guide?

687
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 7: Please? Okay, okay, Well, as you're sliding down the street,

688
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 7: then the the the police will get will come after

689
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 7: you as you slide away down the streets with the

690
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 7: with the blues and twos.

691
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: If I'm going to finish it off with Mary Poppins,

692
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: he said.

693
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 7: The line is so bad. I thought you said, Harry

694
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 7: Poppins there which is which is an all adult drag

695
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 7: version of the show, And it's not it's not pleasant,

696
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 7: but this will hit when the when she flies across

697
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 7: above your head, just don't look up.

698
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: Ross Noble is also very good man. It's always great

699
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Unbelievable, great, lovely to hear how

700
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: your brain works. If you want to see Ross's show,

701
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: by the way, you should know, I said he's Mildura

702
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: Gelong Warby Shepherd and ticks about Rossnoble dot com. Ross

703
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: pretty much gets up there and has no jokes and

704
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: then just does that for.

705
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 7: What doesn't go here tonight, where that sort of behavior

706
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 7: is encouraged.

707
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: If you're paying money, if you're paying money to go

708
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: and see an international comedian, I don't.

709
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: Want to know that.

710
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 7: Leave it all right, leave it there.

711
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, will I showed a bit of

712
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 3: vulnerability and bravery when I look, I was just really

713
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: honest about the fact that I am addicted to nuts,

714
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: to nuts. I am always thinking about nuts and I'm

715
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: going to have my next handful of nuts.

716
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 4: Nuts. I love eating nuts, and let's just focus on

717
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 4: my addiction of nuts.

718
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 3: So because I am always thinking about nuts or thinking

719
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: about when I'm going to have my next handful of.

720
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: Nuts, And this is a serious it is real.

721
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 4: It is real.

722
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: It's real.

723
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: But like people have genuine degenerative addictions which no one

724
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: which ruin their lives. You know, they get very sick

725
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: from them, and you.

726
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: I get very ill, and I eat a kilogram of nuts,

727
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 3: flat Knacker, I get ill, really ill. Okay, So look,

728
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: I just I know a lot of but you're not.

729
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 3: There's a lot of money too. Bags are nuts bloody expensive?

730
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: When was the last time you had a nut.

731
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is what I want to This is

732
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 4: what I want to come thought, when.

733
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Was the last time you thought about nuts?

734
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 4: Right now?

735
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 3: Obviously I'm thinking about nuts right now. I'm talking about him. God,

736
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: imagine if they are in my mouth.

737
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 4: Now.

738
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 3: What I'd like to set up though, before I go

739
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 3: into my story, is I want to set up a

740
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 3: nuts Anonymous.

741
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I cannot have this. I just get the only

742
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: person I've ever met who's addicted to nuts.

743
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 4: This is what I want to focus on. Thirteen one

744
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 4: oh sixty five is our number.

745
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 3: If you want to call right now and just join

746
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: nuts Anonymous, where we can finally talk about our our

747
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: addiction to nuts and how difficult it is. Then this

748
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 3: is the safest space that you will find. And I

749
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 3: just want to hear your story. So thirteen one oh

750
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: sixty five is our number. I'll kick things off. Okay,

751
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 3: So this is why it's going to work.

752
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 4: Nuts.

753
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: What do you do when you join nuts Anonymous?

754
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 7: Here?

755
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: Well, so I'm going to talk about my story. So Hi,

756
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 3: my name's Woody. Hi, Hi guys. So I've been addicted

757
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 3: to nuts for about sixteen years now. At its very worst,

758
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 3: I was living in wa and I was getting a

759
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 3: kilogram of cashews, I'd say every day after work, and

760
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 3: I'm ashamed of that. And currently I'm ten days clean.

761
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 3: Usually applaud that or something like, well, I'm ten days clean.

762
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: But last night, thanks guys, last night, I do feel

763
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 3: like I potentially fell off the wagon. I so, I

764
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 3: don't know if this is falling off the wagon or not.

765
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 3: I ate half a jar of almond butter. You ate

766
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: half a jar of butter, just started eating and you do.

767
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone do it like you.

768
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 4: You just eat quod and stuff.

769
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: If there's peanut butter in the office, you'll find it,

770
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: get it away from it, and you just have a

771
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: dessert spoon and you just what's the most fiendish thing

772
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: you've ever done with? Like nuts with an addiction, Like

773
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: what's the most fiendish? I mean, buying a kill of

774
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: cashew's a day, but like he steals them off. You

775
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: do steal from people, steal nuts.

776
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 4: I steal that.

777
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: When I was doing a show from Queensland Sunshine Coast,

778
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 3: obviously I was alone and so away from judgmental eyes

779
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: during the show.

780
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 4: I think I've had a thirteen.

781
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 3: Dollar delivery fee to get a kilogram of nuts delivered

782
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 3: to me and during the show, I'm going to say

783
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 3: I got through seven hundred and fifty grams of nuts

784
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 3: and I was doing.

785
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 4: It under the table because I didn't want anyone to

786
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 4: see me.

787
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: Actually, like continue, that's.

788
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 4: How sad it gets. I just really hope there's other

789
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 4: people out.

790
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 3: There that are like me, because I need to feel,

791
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 3: you know, like I'm not alone.

792
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: I don't think this exists. I'm going to be honest.

793
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think you've got a pathetic addiction. And

794
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: to pour pitt.

795
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 4: Well, gee, it's a serious thing.

796
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: Get a real addiction, bro. And to rub salt in

797
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: the wound. I've got a bag of to Maria almonds

798
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: from the incredibly offense amazing Aldi Natural brand, which is

799
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: called OsO Natural.

800
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: I used to eat the.

801
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: Macro to mari almonds from All Words, which were pretty good.

802
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: They are like some nuts over there.

803
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 4: I actually can't believe this.

804
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: I actually coun'tmond right there.

805
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 3: It's like this is like rocking up to alcoholics Anonymous

806
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: with a bottle of vodka.

807
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 4: I cannot believe. Disgusting.

808
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 3: Well, get grumpy about it. What I'm doing right now.

809
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: It's all I can do, really, thirty one and six

810
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 3: five ars a number. I just want to know for

811
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 3: some other people out there who genuinely have a nut addiction,

812
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 3: because I it's a problem for me. I think about

813
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 3: it all the time. And if I get my hands

814
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 3: on some napstick, if I if I had one of

815
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 3: those to Mari almonds, quite seriously, I would eat the bag.

816
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 3: I would eat the bag and then you just you

817
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 3: just line them in front of me. It's it's appalling,

818
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 3: it's disgusting. It's it's like, I'm not gonna say what.

819
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 3: It's like he's ripped up the papers because I am

820
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 3: thinking about putting in my mouth. I'm thinking about putting

821
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,479
Speaker 3: it in my mouth, getting glossy. Thirty one and six five.

822
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 3: I mean again, it doesn't well, there's a huge amount

823
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 3: people that have an addiction. But I've got Cari here, Carra,

824
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 3: if you just want to introduce yourself, Welcome to nuts Anonymous.

825
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 12: Hi, my name is Carra and I have a nut addiction.

826
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 15: Hi Carra.

827
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 3: So, Cara, can you talk me through it a little bit,

828
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 3: like when did this addiction start?

829
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 4: And how many nuts you're having?

830
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 12: Oh? So I started would have started four and a

831
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 12: half years ago, when I was pregnant with my daughter.

832
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yep, and I am addicted to cashews. I

833
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 12: eat the bagload, I would say, on average, at least

834
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 12: a kilo bag a day.

835
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 4: I'm the same Carra. I hit that cat. I was rageous.

836
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 12: I was eating them while driving home from work while

837
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 12: listening to your show at the time when I called.

838
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 3: Up, Yeah, because it's practical, isn't it, Carra. You can

839
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 3: have a bag of nuts with you anywhere you go,

840
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 3: and you can just you can in.

841
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 12: A trusty handbag. I always have a bag, buy my

842
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 12: my weekly load of cashews from Aldi with my weekly shop.

843
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 12: I am an Aldi cat nuts fan too.

844
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

845
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: How good are all these nuts?

846
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 3: They're so good you wanted to you wanted to quit, Like,

847
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 3: is it becoming so much a problem that you need

848
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 3: to stop?

849
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 12: I wouldn't say I need to stop financially, it would

850
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 12: be nice.

851
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 2: Are expensive and for me, I.

852
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 12: Get them, I buy them and I hide them so

853
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 12: my husband doesn't eat them, because I get very angry

854
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 12: if he eats my own my nuts.

855
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

856
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, if anyone touches my nuts. If I when I

857
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: when I was in like the throws like the deepest

858
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: of the throes of my nut addiction.

859
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 4: Anyone touched my nuts like.

860
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: You can't touch your nuts?

861
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, absolutely not, And she knows that.

862
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 3: Let's go to Monica here, Monica, welcome to Nuts Anonymous,

863
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 3: and introduce yourself.

864
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 12: Hi.

865
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 15: My name is Monica and I have a nut addiction.

866
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 4: Hi, Monica, Monica, you want to talk us through it?

867
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 15: Well, ever since I was a baby, I loved like

868
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 15: this is not something like I've been pregnant and it

869
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 15: come about. It's like Mum would feed me food and

870
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 15: then I'll have nuts nuts once I got teeth. Yeah,

871
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 15: I love pistachios. The problem with pistachios is like when

872
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 15: I'm doing laundry, they'll be.

873
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: You finds everywhere.

874
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 15: I have shells in my car.

875
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: Are they the pistachio is your weapon of choice?

876
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 2: Monica?

877
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: They're very salty.

878
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 15: Oh you know what, And if they're peeled, I don't

879
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 15: want them.

880
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 4: I agree. You got to peel yourself. You gotta, Monica,

881
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 4: be honest with me, Be honest with me. Do you

882
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 4: lick the shell?

883
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 7: Oh? Oh don't you anyone?

884
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: Hey, Monica, what's the most what's the most fiendish thing

885
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: you've done with nuts?

886
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 7: What does finish mean?

887
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 15: Like the most kind.

888
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: Of debrave, like the bottom of the barrel. When was

889
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: your addiction at its worst? What have you done to

890
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: get your hands on?

891
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 15: Just like I have some money, No, I've put it

892
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 15: in Well, I went to Italy and they put mortadella

893
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 15: and pistachio sandwiches. So I was like, well, let's just

894
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 15: chuck this. Everywhere riches in any sandwich on a salad, you.

895
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 1: Put pistachios in this sandwich in Italy.

896
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 7: It's so acceptable.

897
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 4: This is becoming too much from my I'm being serious.

898
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 4: What do you mean I can't talk about that to anymore?

899
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 15: What do you mean?

900
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to pass out.

901
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 6: Do we have a one twentier?

902
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 15: Oh?

903
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 4: Do we have a one twentie?

904
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 2: Guys? Hey, guys, I've got a one twenty. We're gonna

905
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: call him or let's just do it.

906
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of you should know what one twenty it

907
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 3: means right now, podcast people.

908
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 2: Or people that have listened to the two hours non stop.

909
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so the only way we can tell if

910
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 3: they actually do that is if they can answer all

911
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 3: of our.

912
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 4: Questions a one hundred and twenty minutes, Yeah, brilliant. What's

913
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 4: the name of this suspected one twenty Michael.

914
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: Michael, Michael Girl. Michael comes up with Mike in the

915
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: phone box.

916
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: Okays wrong, Oh, Mike, I'm Mikey. What you met Mike before?

917
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 3: He might not be picked up the phone because I'm

918
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 3: going to really pull down a curtain here.

919
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 4: We're currently live on air.

920
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 8: It's your call right now, leaving the name a bridge

921
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 8: description of your call, and I'll give you a call

922
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 8: back because we're playing the.

923
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 4: Recorded chet jeez, brief description.

924
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 3: That's that's actually stressed me out here in brief description

925
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 3: because I'm someone who can overtalk when I'm leaving a message.

926
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: So, Mike, basically, we think you could be part of

927
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: the one twenty Cloud would love for you to call

928
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: us back.

929
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: Give us call thirty one and six five and the

930
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: next half hour.

931
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: We'll still be in the studio. Otherwise, I suppose we'll

932
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: try again another.

933
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 4: Time dragon tomorrow.

934
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 2: I'll try again right now.

935
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 4: Try it now. Pick up.

936
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: What you're saying.

937
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 4: We're live on air right now. He doesn't want to

938
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 4: lost Nobles Prey recorded.

939
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

940
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: I think he's listening to the show and he's like,

941
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 4: I can't take calls now a minute.

942
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: I want to be part of the one twenty club.

943
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 4: That's the case we are. But if you're a one twenty,

944
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 4: you listen to the ads as well, you take it

945
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 4: all in, you buy the products.

946
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: Why what we're endorsing.

947
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 7: Michael.

948
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 16: Wow.

949
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 4: Respect that's what's going on.

950
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 2: I respect the hell out of that. I'm not.

951
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 4: I don't.

952
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: He doesn't take any calls between four and six. Awesome,

953
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: he's a legend.

954
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 4: He's a legend.

955
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: Nothing unbelievably endearing about. No, don't he's staying. He doesn't

956
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: take calls during floor and six because he's listening to

957
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: the boys.

958
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 4: It's awesome.

959
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: I love that.

960
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 4: I couldn't have more respect for a person.

961
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: Imagine if he.

962
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 1: Picks up and he's like, hey, Mike, it's Will and Woody.

963
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 8: Hey, how you going?

964
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 7: Hey?

965
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: You going?

966
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: Hey?

967
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 12: Money?

968
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 16: Now?

969
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: Are you listening to us? At the moment, I am yeah.

970
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 8: I just I just I was like, I cannot stop listening. Yeah,

971
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 8: petaphinary and don't hang up the first time.

972
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 4: This is what we thought, Mike, this is what we say.

973
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: He doesn't take between four and six because he wants

974
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: to be a one twenty clubber, Like.

975
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 8: Literally one hundred percent, just decline the call. Sorry, guys,

976
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 8: you were declining us.

977
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 4: Okay, that's who you were declining.

978
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: That's now Mike. That is phenomenal, Mike.

979
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 3: Because of that, you obviously send one hundred percent legit

980
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 3: as someone who listens to our entire show, given that

981
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 3: you were just projecting that calls. But yes, we've got

982
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 3: to do a due diligence here, we still have to

983
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: test you out.

984
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 4: You're okay with that, Mike.

985
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 9: Spit panics, But yes, are we going to give you.

986
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 1: The last half hour?

987
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 2: I mean like we're going to give you the last

988
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 2: time I can ask him who's on? Who's up next?

989
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 2: Mike Ross?

990
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 7: Noble?

991
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 16: Thank god?

992
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 7: Here? Yes?

993
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 4: Bang? What am I addicted to? Mike?

994
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 16: No?

995
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 7: Bang?

996
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 4: Mike is hot?

997
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: Do you want to be specific with that? Like? What? What?

998
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: What sort of nut did you buy?

999
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 16: Nuts?

1000
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: Bang?

1001
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 4: Wow?

1002
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1003
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 4: Choice? By the way, cream creamy.

1004
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: Hey, Mike, someone was beheaded in this show? Where what

1005
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: country or what continent were they beheaded in?

1006
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 2: And by what animal?

1007
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 7: Ah? It was?

1008
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,479
Speaker 8: Was it a lion?

1009
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 7: No?

1010
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 8: I think I missed that?

1011
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, you think.

1012
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: Was beheaded? What continent was it in?

1013
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 7: Oh?

1014
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 9: Yes?

1015
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: What continent is that? In Africa? Great work, Safari in Africa.

1016
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: Okay, that's I'm adding.

1017
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm adding, I'm adding info there. They didn't say they're

1018
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 1: in Africa.

1019
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 3: Safari and Mike, I'm sorry to be a stickler, but

1020
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 3: I tend to be a stickler for the rules.

1021
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 4: Did I just hear you say, Oh, I'm I'd have

1022
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 4: missed that.

1023
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 8: No, definitely not definitely not okay, definitely not No, nor.

1024
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: So what were they beheaded by?

1025
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: Do you think.

1026
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 8: Was there? There was a line, wasn't it? God, Mike,

1027
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 8: hang on, No, no, no, And it was there. It was

1028
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 8: with the two tusks, and it just got behind it

1029
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 8: like beside them.

1030
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 4: Different caller.

1031
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: No, that call, we did play that call. That call

1032
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: happened yesterday.

1033
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 4: I understand the confused.

1034
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: Another big water bound animal in.

1035
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: Africa giving you a lot there?

1036
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: No?

1037
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: Oh god, Mike, come on, Mike, Oh.

1038
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 4: God, Mike.

1039
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: Did we miss did we say the animal?

1040
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1041
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 4: It was pretty quick though. It was quick quick.

1042
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, another one just from that bank, Mike, because

1043
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 3: you're saying you were there obviously where we're worried now

1044
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 3: that maybe you did go and take a piss or

1045
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 3: maybe take a pool or something.

1046
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 8: May I have five Google homes throughout the house. There's one.

1047
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 4: I love you mind.

1048
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 3: Second, Okay, there's a story about a rhino piercing something.

1049
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 4: What did the rhino pierce.

1050
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 8: It's not the jeep, is it? Because that was yesterday.

1051
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went through the jeep and then it went

1052
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: into something else, the rhino horn.

1053
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 8: I don't remember. I was ashamed of myself, Mike.

1054
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 4: Yesterday we had a one A TEENA. I reckon, you're

1055
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 4: a one NINETEENA. Yeah you're yeah, but I feel like

1056
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 4: you've just missed a minute.

1057
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike, Yeah, it was a by the way, Mike,

1058
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 3: scrot Yeah the horn.

1059
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah that was his response as well. Yeah, no horn

1060
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: through the scrotum. Jeez, Mike. He's been loving to meet you. Yeah,

1061
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: it really has been. Seriously, the commitment not taking calls

1062
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: between four and six because we're on, I mean really awesome,

1063
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: really makes our hearts glow.

1064
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 10: Man.

1065
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 8: So what do you do, Mike, I'm waking digital so

1066
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 8: manager team making changes to technology. Oh wow, yeah, probably

1067
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 8: doesn't sound that's exciting. And I volunteer with said emergencies.

1068
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 8: That was outside as well, so I kin't do a.

1069
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 12: Bit of it.

1070
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 8: That's why I always whatever I miss you guys, I

1071
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 8: catch them on the podcast. But either way, you guys

1072
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 8: are as.

1073
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 4: Thanks my.

1074
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 3: Given that you listen to like almost all the show

1075
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 3: being A one nineteen. Any feedback or anything you want

1076
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 3: to hear more of or hear less of.

1077
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 8: Oh, you guys are great, honestly, and I think you know,

1078
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 8: like one of the key things I heard from you

1079
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 8: guys in the past of The Imperfect was giving feedback

1080
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 8: and compliments to friends but actually saying how I feel

1081
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 8: about it. Yeah, you know, I've taken on a board

1082
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 8: with life and I love that so much because it's

1083
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 8: made my I think relationship so much better. So I

1084
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 8: think my feedback honestly, like, you guys have good breadth

1085
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 8: in the conversations that you have, which means that there's

1086
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 8: times that I can really take meaning in what you

1087
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 8: say and then there's times that I could just laugh

1088
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 8: and it makes me feel more well rounded, I think.

1089
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 8: And also your producers are pretty awesome because I always

1090
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 8: message you guys and DM you and they always a ply,

1091
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 8: which is pretty special.

1092
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks mate, Thank you so much for saying that.

1093
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 2: Mike, Thanks, thank you.

1094
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, give him the showcase. Yeah, we're gonna have

1095
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: for give the showcase. Mike why flux, double pass, t

1096
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Dollar about your dollar pack mission impossible double pass and

1097
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 1: Tonore Dollar McCain show, Chris Boucher, he's got.

1098
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 8: The showcase thas guys, it's so nice to you. Pretty good, mate,

1099
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 8: it's a legend.

1100
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 3: Miss a minute of the show tomorrow, though, mate, you

1101
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 3: might you might miss the scrotum piercing.

1102
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 8: I'll be ready, I'll maybe your legend to hia.

1103
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 2: Oh my.

1104
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 11: An.

1105
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: At least do we have those prizes to give away

1106
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: or mentioning?

1107
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 15: Yea, it's a one nineteen one twenty.

1108
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 4: How does it get the showcase?

1109
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 2: Compliment to me?

1110
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: And I haven't got a compiment from any of you

1111
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 1: fuckers today, So I was like, you know what, No, seriously,

1112
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: I've had nothing but grief from production today. And Mike

1113
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: came on, you know you got around me?

1114
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 2: Is actually a producer that you don't.

1115
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: You guys are going to split the showcase between you.

1116
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 15: But I really wanted a new Koala pillow.

1117
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: I know, but seriously, in all seriousness, I didn't have

1118
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 1: that to give away, did I? I was spending checks

1119
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: that my body couldn't cash.

1120
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 9: What I can put together.

1121
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 3: I'd buy myke a bed if we don't have the

1122
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 3: buy a bed.

1123
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 4: Is that weird? I'll buy him a grooming kit.

1124
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 2: Weird.

1125
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 4: We put two hundred bucks towards it.

1126
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: That's the I was buying a grooming kit.

1127
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 2: Weird.

1128
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1129
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: It was like, it's not shaving his balls with.

1130
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 4: It up to Mike.

1131
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: I think assume it was, Oh yeah, right, clean up

1132
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: the under carriage.

1133
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, maybe.

1134
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 4: It's a customized video like you did last last night.

1135
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 3: Could do a video for him. I said, you just

1136
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: go and see Mike. I's gonna rock up at his

1137
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: house in reservoir, A couple of drinks. Yeah, from Actually,

1138
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 3: let's have it. Let's let's watch all Let's watch Gladiator.

1139
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 2: He'd probably want to watch Gladio.

1140
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 4: Can I come?

1141
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, absolutely not.

1142
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 4: Lad's not Mike. Lad's not boys boys.

1143
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: I was the most masculine member of his team.

1144
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 8: Show that beings like qualify.

1145
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: No drum segregation in his team. The boys stick.

1146
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 7: To get up boys boys.

1147
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 2: We wouldn't do that. We love the girls. We love them.

1148
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course we did. Sorry, I thought we stopped

1149
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 4: tomorrow