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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: The end of the school year. Your son leam, your

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Speaker 2: eldest one.

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Speaker 1: He's got a three unit HSC today, maths three maths. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's some big maths of the some of the big

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Speaker 1: exams like this. He's got chemistry on Thursday. Some of

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Speaker 1: the ones that I think are massive and hideous are

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Speaker 1: still to come. I don't know whether he thinks they're massive.

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Speaker 2: And here you full on tiger mummy him, tiger mummy him, No,

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Speaker 2: not at all.

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Speaker 1: He's very self sourcing. Actually, it's interesting. I think he's

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Speaker 1: probably more relaxed during this phase, and he has been

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Speaker 1: all year because he was playing top level football as well,

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Speaker 1: so he'd leave home early in the morning, get home

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Speaker 1: late with footy, training in gym, and then study. To

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Speaker 1: have this time just to study. He's actually, ironically, I

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Speaker 1: think more relaxed than he's been all.

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Speaker 2: Year because he got one of those jumpers, the guernsey

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Speaker 2: that they get at the end of the year with

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Speaker 2: the name on the back, because that's what they get.

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Speaker 2: There's a thing now you can't put a nickname on

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Speaker 2: the jumper, all thanks to the Urban Dictionary. What do

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Speaker 2: you mean, Well, you can't have a nickname on the

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Speaker 2: on the jumper because people, the kids are.

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Speaker 1: Getting the Urban Diction and they put rude words on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can't have like a word like Johnson.

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Speaker 2: You can't have that.

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Speaker 1: But what that's your surname because Johnson's a euphemism for

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Speaker 1: a male genital.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what about brod dick?

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Speaker 1: Johnson copped it twice.

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Speaker 2: He's got double dick on his back, so he can't.

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Speaker 1: He can't have a jersey, he can't have that. It's

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Speaker 1: your actual name though, that's your name.

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Speaker 2: So our nicknames Jonesy Muncie.

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Speaker 1: So Jonesy wouldn't be in the Urban Dictionary.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course it is. Of course.

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Speaker 1: Why is everything in the Urban Dictionary?

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Speaker 2: Of course it is?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm going to look it up.

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Speaker 2: I'll yeah good. This guy's against our whole no phones

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Speaker 2: in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're joking.

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to read you your one.

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Speaker 1: Or you read I don't actually want to read this?

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Speaker 2: Is it rude? Don't read it? Just it.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe this in the actual I'm not making

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Speaker 1: this up. In the Urban Dictionary. The definition of Jonesy

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Speaker 1: a sexy beast good in bed and the sentences did

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Speaker 1: you write this? Because the sentence is wow, he was

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Speaker 1: such a Jonesy last night. This must be about Alan Jones.

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Speaker 1: Surely hashtag sexy, hashtag nice, hashtag sweet, hashtag caring, hashtag awesome.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this. That's Jonesy in the Urban Dictionary.

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Speaker 2: Everything seems to be in order.

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Speaker 1: I mean, shock, what's what's Amanda Munsi's wouldn't even be

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Speaker 1: in there?

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Speaker 2: Someone who needs help with life? Not smart, just stupid, dumb.

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Speaker 1: You're making this m but don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: I believe it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not believing it.

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Speaker 2: Let's get those jumpers made, Joel.

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Speaker 1: I'll give Johnson a call. He's got yours already.

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Speaker 2: Joins the and Amanda, Good Morning one at one point seven,

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Speaker 2: tell you him