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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: In the morning, you look at the news and you

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Speaker 2: see the stories about people hoarding toilet paper. Toilet paper

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Speaker 2: was the hottest product on the market.

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Speaker 3: Stocks were replenished this morning. One hundred and ninety two.

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Speaker 2: Thousand rolls up for sale and they were sold out

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Speaker 2: in thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I joke by this one for my children to you,

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Speaker 1: my friend.

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Speaker 3: So you watched that, andd Ia'm going, people are crazy people.

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Speaker 3: What are they doing that for? That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: So I looked through our toilet paper stocks. This is

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Speaker 2: what we've got at home at the moment. We've got

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Speaker 2: five rolls of.

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Speaker 1: Toilet paper between four people between.

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Speaker 2: There's three of us in the house at the moment,

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Speaker 2: so we can live with that. We're gonna live with

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Speaker 2: five rolls. So I've said to the macho guys, it's

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Speaker 2: all ration. Let's all just don't be stupid with it.

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Speaker 2: Let's just all be calm.

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Speaker 1: It's all be folders, not scrunches for a few days.

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Speaker 3: Let's not go cray cray.

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Speaker 2: And then I was going to the shops, the IgA

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Speaker 2: and Cronulla, which is a you know, it's a normal IgA,

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Speaker 2: and I went in there just not to buy toilet

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Speaker 2: paper just to buy supplies, and I thought, oh, pick

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Speaker 2: up a pack while I'm in there, and completely gone,

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Speaker 2: just the aisles completely.

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Speaker 4: In some countries, some shops are rationing. You're allowed to

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Speaker 4: buy four roles and that's it, because some people have

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Speaker 4: gone in and they've bought eighty. And then people like you,

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Speaker 4: good working citizens Brendan go in just to get a

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Speaker 4: couple of roles and there's none.

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Speaker 3: But it's an infinite resource toilet paper. It's we make that.

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Speaker 1: It's finite.

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Speaker 3: No, it's infinite. We make it in South Australia. But

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Speaker 3: we got tons of it.

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Speaker 2: They've got the toilet paper mine and they go down

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Speaker 2: to the fly and fly work as they get out

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Speaker 2: of the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Looking the brown seam deep below.

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Speaker 2: The surface and they bring to the surface and then

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Speaker 2: they put it on a train and ship.

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Speaker 4: But there's a certain rhythm to it hitting our shops

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Speaker 4: and there might be a shortage, now could there be

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Speaker 4: because of this?

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Speaker 3: Well, of course there's a shortage.

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Speaker 2: Said it's infinite, that it's infinite in South Australia at

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Speaker 2: the moment, but they've got to get it to hear.

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Speaker 2: No one expected this is an unprecedented amount of people

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Speaker 2: buying toilet.

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Speaker 1: Paper and unnecessary if you get if you're locked in.

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Speaker 1: We've spoken about this.

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Speaker 4: If you're locked in, you don't need fifty thousand rolls

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Speaker 4: of toilet paper. You don't explode from the bumhole. Excuse

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Speaker 4: me saying it, Thank you doctor. I'm sorry to say it.

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Speaker 3: I went on eBay last night. Just have a look.

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Speaker 3: One roll of Quilton Loves Your bum two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: That's a joke, surely because the.

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Speaker 3: Person's written their brand new I'm not used.

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Speaker 1: My little old lady on a Sunday, no time wasted.

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Speaker 3: But it's just crazy. It's just absolutely crazy. And then

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Speaker 3: the work this morning.

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Speaker 2: I came here and I pulled up on my motorbike

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Speaker 2: and I park, this's to a giant stack of toilet paper,

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Speaker 2: because we get because they're a big office, we get

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Speaker 2: all that toilet paper. I don't know where it comes from,

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Speaker 2: the toilet paper mine. I would imagine the Grand Skip

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Speaker 2: of Louis Orders is it? So it's in these boxes

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Speaker 2: and I'm looking around furtively, and I'm thinking you're going

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Speaker 2: to become the person.

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Speaker 3: But I'm on my motorbike and I'm thinking I can't

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Speaker 3: I can't steal. And then Jackieyo. You know she works

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Speaker 3: at the same radio state or the same building as us.

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Speaker 2: She got busted feeding someone to the back of a

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Speaker 2: car because there's a security camera there.

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Speaker 3: This is what's happened.

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Speaker 1: This is what's happened.

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Speaker 4: No one needs to panic, but everyone feels because everyone

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Speaker 4: else is doing it. Am I missing out somehow exactly

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Speaker 3: Joined the and Amanda in the morning on one point

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Speaker 3: seven Tell You