WEBVTT - Ep 108: Death pledge 

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<v Speaker 1>Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two

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<v Speaker 1>young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs.

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<v Speaker 1>Their names are Ben and Liam.

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<v Speaker 2>G'day there, podcaster.

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<v Speaker 3>Gang, gang.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, why don't we rip into the podcast? Bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>good stuff in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Just rip right in.

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<v Speaker 2>And then off the back, going to get pretty sloppy,

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<v Speaker 2>couple of bits of business to get to.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wonderful. Well, enjoy. I haven't actually got a pod

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<v Speaker 3>name for it today yet.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the image, the tile?

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<v Speaker 3>Also don't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, why don't we, I mean, you've got to see

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<v Speaker 2>it at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Death Agreement? Is that too dark to call it Death Agreement?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you call that, yeah. Death Agreement. that's so loud

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<v Speaker 2>to me I think anybody else got that goodness gracious

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<v Speaker 2>there's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little feature where bell can scream like restarted my heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you are you pressing a different button bell don't

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<v Speaker 2>ever do that again ever that's so loud can you

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<v Speaker 2>do it to the room and then I can't hear

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<v Speaker 2>it because my mics are on of course Goodness gracious.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, let's jump into the pod, get a

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<v Speaker 2>bit sloppy, and we'll get Belle in after this to

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<v Speaker 2>feed her to the dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Very successful. We recently launched a loyalty program for frequent

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<v Speaker 3>listeners of the show. It's kind of like how Virgin

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<v Speaker 3>or Qantas would do it, you know, bronze, silver, gold, platinum.

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<v Speaker 3>You get, like, complimentary song requests, you know, producer Belle's

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<v Speaker 3>personal phone number, the higher you work up the tier. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>here's where we're going one further than a lot of airlines.

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<v Speaker 3>We have recently announced a brand new tier.

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<v Speaker 4>Ben and Leo's God Tier.

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<v Speaker 3>The Chosen listeners are the topper most of the popper most.

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<v Speaker 3>It's even higher than Platinum. And in Platinum, you have

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<v Speaker 3>lounge access, which means you get free snacks. You can

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<v Speaker 3>come sit in on the show any old time. So

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<v Speaker 3>imagine what God Tier gets you. But we do need

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<v Speaker 3>a pledge here. We're going to be heading out to

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<v Speaker 3>Sinorama today. Alison said she would get her entire car

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<v Speaker 3>wrapped in Ben and Liam's show branding, like her actual car.

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<v Speaker 3>She has to keep it on for six months. So

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<v Speaker 3>that has happened. We're going to go pick up the

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<v Speaker 3>car after this.

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<v Speaker 2>So most likely tomorrow she will be the first person

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<v Speaker 2>inducted into the God tier. But right now, 13-1065, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you willing to do to get into God tier?

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<v Speaker 2>Maida in Paraka joins us now. Good morning. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you willing to do, Maida?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Ben and Liam. So I'm a registered nurse

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm willing to wear personalized Ben and Liam scrubs

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<v Speaker 5>to the end of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So like scrubs with our faces on it or something

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 5>With your faces all over my scrubs.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if we're giving somebody God tier for wrapping

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<v Speaker 2>their car, I guess if they're wrapping their body.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. I mean, I think it's worthy of God tier.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you get the scrubs with our faces on it, mate-a?

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<v Speaker 5>Printed on. So I'll order some and then I'll show

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<v Speaker 5>you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>What it looks like. Is there like a company that

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<v Speaker 2>does that or?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'll find Mr. Google.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excellent, mate. Yeah, look, we're willing to

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<v Speaker 3>honour it if you get the scrubs you wear them. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of people, you know, some people on hospital

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<v Speaker 3>beds as well, they're looking for things to do when

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<v Speaker 3>there's time to kill, maybe they might be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>who's that on his scrubs there?

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<v Speaker 2>And Maida, when you say our faces, you mean like everywhere, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Like not just like a little Ben and Liam on

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<v Speaker 2>the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 3>Like everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>No, all over printed, all over printed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it. Yeah, that's wonderful. We're moving now to Margie,

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<v Speaker 3>who's a gold member in the loyalty program. She's the

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<v Speaker 3>lunch lady from Wingfield. Now, Margie, you said that you

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<v Speaker 3>would potentially give us an hour alone in your lunch van,

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<v Speaker 3>no questions asked.

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<v Speaker 6>I did say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, am I right in saying that with Producer Bell,

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<v Speaker 2>you have organised a time to bring the lunch van

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<v Speaker 2>to the Kiss Studios?

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<v Speaker 6>Friday morning, quarter to seven, we're coming to see you guys.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a special treat for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a few ideas on what the special treat

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<v Speaker 3>could be. Obviously, you do have everything on your truck.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got pies, steak sandwiches, breaking rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>Breaking egg rolls, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go ahead, and I hope I'm right here,

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<v Speaker 3>and say potentially.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to say it, Liam. I want

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<v Speaker 2>Margie to say it. Can you please tell us what

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<v Speaker 2>the surprise is?

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<v Speaker 6>It is your double dog deal.

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<v Speaker 3>The double dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Two dogs, one bun.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. We threw this idea past, Margie, a few weeks ago. And, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we've never actually put our lips around a double dog before,

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<v Speaker 3>which is, if anyone's playing along at home, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>hot dog with double the meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Double the sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>More of the stuff you want, less of the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>you don't.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're telling us Friday morning we'll get our laughing

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<v Speaker 3>gear around a double dog.

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<v Speaker 6>You will get your laughing gear around a double dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Margie. If you, which I'm sure you will,

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<v Speaker 2>show up on Friday with the lunch van with a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of double dogs, you've got God to you coming

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<v Speaker 2>your way, okay?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm looking forward to seeing you. I'm bringing up the truck.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the lunch cutter's truck. It's bright blue and I'll

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<v Speaker 6>be there with your double dog deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Margie.

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<v Speaker 3>Unreal, Margie. Looking forward to it. Well, look, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>few people getting tattoos this week. I mean, I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 3>There's definitely a groundswell around God tier.

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<v Speaker 2>You can always call 131065 if you want the customised

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<v Speaker 2>embroidered robe, if you want the secret handshake, the secret

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<v Speaker 2>meeting location. and you've got a suggestion for what you

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<v Speaker 2>can do to get into God Tier 131065, you can

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<v Speaker 2>always call us. Liam, obviously I couldn't get through Obsession.

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<v Speaker 2>I've told you about that. Too scary. But over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife Sam and I, we started trying to watch

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<v Speaker 2>Justice League.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't sound good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you watch that? I've given you so many

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<v Speaker 3>movie recommendations. You've got a list as long as your

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<v Speaker 3>arm of things to watch that I've told you, that

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone in as a little test mole and said,

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<v Speaker 3>These are good. I know you'll like these. And still,

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<v Speaker 3>you choose to spend your limited time with kids watching

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<v Speaker 3>Justice League?

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<v Speaker 2>You had Batman v Superman on your list, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 3>I did not have that on the list.

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<v Speaker 2>We watched that as well.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know full well. What is this? So many

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<v Speaker 3>good things out of the moment. You're always like, what

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<v Speaker 3>do we have time? And then when you do get time,

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<v Speaker 3>you just watch.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to admit, Batman versus Superman sounds pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds cool, but when you know about it, you

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<v Speaker 3>know it wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't school anybody here on superheroes, but Superman's the

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<v Speaker 2>strongest thing in the universe. Batman's a man, and Superman

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<v Speaker 2>dog walks him. Just absolutely dog walking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not really a fair fight. Not really. One guy's

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<v Speaker 3>a rich guy with some bat discs, and the other guy,

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<v Speaker 3>he's got laser eyes and can fly.

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<v Speaker 2>But what Superman doesn't know is that Batman has access

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<v Speaker 2>to kryptonite.

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<v Speaker 7>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that does change things.

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<v Speaker 2>Pops in with some kryptonite grenades. Superman goes down. Batman

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<v Speaker 2>has a kryptonite spear and then can't finish the job.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he doesn't kill Superman. And then they team up

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<v Speaker 2>and they beat the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's Lex Luthor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who's just a bald dude.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all he's got going for him.

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<v Speaker 2>With a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>He's another rich guy, but he doesn't have a cool suit.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just got mouth, pat, and baldness.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, speaking of movies, the last three days in a row, Liam,

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<v Speaker 2>you've been trying to talk about the new Scooby-Doo movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have to put a pin in that for tomorrow. Okay, wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's a Thursday job. That's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a couple of tickets to give away right

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<v Speaker 2>now to go see Jason Derulo. Due to huge demand,

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Derulo has added an Adelaide stop to the Last

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<v Speaker 2>Dance World Tour. September 25 at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre.

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<v Speaker 2>On sale now at Ticket Tech. If you want to win,

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<v Speaker 2>then you've got to call us right now. And first

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<v Speaker 2>cab off the rank this morning, we've got a newbie,

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<v Speaker 2>David in West Lakes. How are you doing, David?

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<v Speaker 9>Not too bad, me too, thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty good. Now, what do you do for a crust?

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<v Speaker 9>Mechanic, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Mechanic.

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<v Speaker 3>So are you actually someone who tinkers with engines or

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<v Speaker 3>are you an assassin like Jason Statham in the movie Mechanic?

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<v Speaker 9>No, I tinker with engines.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of engines are you working on?

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<v Speaker 9>I actually work for like a pumping company. So we

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<v Speaker 9>pump up water and sewer and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, pumping.

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<v Speaker 9>I thought you said punting.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you said punting as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were working for Sportsbet as well as

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<v Speaker 3>being an engineer. I was like, wow, you do a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of everything. Okay, well, let's rip into this quiz.

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<v Speaker 3>Our investigation is being launched after drivers were left stranded

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<v Speaker 3>from watered-down petrol at the Hope Valley OTR. What's one

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<v Speaker 3>cold beverage you could buy at an OTR?

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<v Speaker 10>Coke.

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<v Speaker 3>You could buy Coke?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never bought one, and I wonder to myself, who's

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<v Speaker 2>buying that? But whenever you go into an OTR, they

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<v Speaker 2>always advertise that they do freshly squeezed OJ.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they actually?

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<v Speaker 2>They always advertise it. It's always at the front.

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<v Speaker 9>Freshly squeezed.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never been like, I want that.

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<v Speaker 3>How fresh is it going to be?

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<v Speaker 2>They've got the oranges sitting there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just sitting there next to the hot dog machine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never gone in and thought, I want a

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<v Speaker 2>freshly squeezed.

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<v Speaker 9>I think it's like a squeezing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like you put the money

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<v Speaker 2>in and then I think it cuts the orange and

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<v Speaker 2>you and the robot makes it for.

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<v Speaker 3>You oh yeah i know the ones i know the

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<v Speaker 3>ones hey.

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<v Speaker 2>The worker behind the desk goes freaking things taking my.

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<v Speaker 3>Job hey dex walker was spotted leaving the crow's club

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<v Speaker 3>rooms with his whole locker door and bags full of

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<v Speaker 3>stuff uh what's the worst thing you've ever.

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<v Speaker 9>Stolen Gnomes, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Gnomes.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like garden gnomes for a bit of fun?

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<v Speaker 9>No, yeah, garden gnomes. I used to be in the Navy,

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<v Speaker 9>so we kind of used to take them overseas and

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<v Speaker 9>they used to travel with us and we'd take photos

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<v Speaker 9>with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's pretty funny. A Queensland woman has gotten a

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<v Speaker 3>new house over a high bidder because she just wrote

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<v Speaker 3>a nice letter to the seller. Can you please spell mortgage?

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<v Speaker 9>M-O-R... A-G-E. Oh, David.

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<v Speaker 3>You said Marash. Yeah, it's a tricky one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a tricky one.

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<v Speaker 3>We liked you, David. Well, we'll have to move to

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<v Speaker 3>Nicky in Salisbury Park. I think there was an ad

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<v Speaker 3>about spelling mortgage once. That's how I remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Nicky. Can you spell mortgage?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes.

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<v Speaker 11>M-O-R-T-G-A-G-E.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's my problem with just, because I'm dyslexic, Liam

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<v Speaker 2>is too, but that's my problem with spelling in general.

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<v Speaker 2>People say, like, just sound it out. You can't sound

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<v Speaker 2>that word out. You can't sound that word out. Sounding

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<v Speaker 2>that out does not work.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a curly one. Well, that's the thing. Mortgages as

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<v Speaker 3>a whole, they're trying to pull one over you to

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<v Speaker 3>just see you endlessly paying it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Mortgage is like Latin for death agreement.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hopefully everyone's feeling uplifted this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Producer Bell's saying no, it's not. I'm pretty sure it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure mortgage is Latin for death agreement. I

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<v Speaker 2>could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get a fact check on that. Hey, Nicky, a

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<v Speaker 3>teenager was suspended for bringing a cup of coffee to

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<v Speaker 3>class earlier this month.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, crossing to producer bell now.

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<v Speaker 3>Update.

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<v Speaker 8>The word mortgage comes from the old French and medieval Latin,

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<v Speaker 8>literally translating to dead pledge.

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<v Speaker 2>Knew it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Just think about that when you're signing your mortgage to

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<v Speaker 2>the bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Brought to you by show sponsor. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey. Sorry, we're getting sidetracked. Nikki, what's the difference between

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<v Speaker 3>a cappuccino and a flat white?

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<v Speaker 7>The froth on top.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, very well done. Last one here. We're giving away

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Derulo tickets, hopefully, to you this morning for the quiz.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you please finish these lyrics?

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<v Speaker 8>Been around the world, don't speak the language, but your

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<v Speaker 8>booty don't need explaining.

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<v Speaker 12>All I really need to understand is when you.

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<v Speaker 11>Talk dirty to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Nikki.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep going.

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<v Speaker 9>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, you have one ticket to go see Jason Derulo.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say stop. Liam, you still showering at work?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, I am. And shaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Have you noticed any hairs around the sink?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought that there was just a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>little stray hairs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the thing. Look, everything's going well at home, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>But just doing some renovations. Yeah. So, yeah, just showering

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<v Speaker 3>at work. No shower at home at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need to shower again today at work?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I could. I could always go for

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<v Speaker 3>a second shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I do enjoy killing two birds with one stone.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week we did shower karaoke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Because, you know, everyone sounds amazing in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So, you know, I'll basically just go in there, just

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<v Speaker 3>do a few numbers off the top of my head,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you can pick what they are, you win

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<v Speaker 3>a prize.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, we're going to do Shower Karaoke again up next.

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<v Speaker 2>131065 is our number. So Liam will jump in there,

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<v Speaker 2>as he said. He'll sing a song a bit like

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<v Speaker 2>this from last week.

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<v Speaker 4>Go for it, Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Sorry to know you played the actual Guns N' Roses.

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<v Speaker 6>Can you do the one of me singing in the shower?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, 13-106-5. It's a very simple game. Shower karaoke

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<v Speaker 2>up next. Liam's going to jump in the work shower,

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<v Speaker 2>sing a couple of songs, belt out a couple of songs.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can guess what they are, you're walking away

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<v Speaker 2>with a prize. He is currently in the work shower. Liam,

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<v Speaker 2>you got me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've got you. I'm very cold. Should I turn

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<v Speaker 3>the shower on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go for it.

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<v Speaker 9>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the shower has been turned on. 131065 is

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<v Speaker 2>our number. Give us a buzz right now if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to play Shower Karaoke. If you can correctly guess

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<v Speaker 2>the songs that Liam is singing, you're walking away with

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of tickets to Practical Magic 2. There is

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of phone lines available. Liam, how are the pipes

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<v Speaker 2>feeling this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>HE SINGS Feel good.

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<v Speaker 10>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, whenever you're ready, you can start singing your first

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<v Speaker 2>song for Vic in Mowbray Heights. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Liam, whenever you're ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. You're on the front line. Everyone's watching. You know

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<v Speaker 3>it's serious. We're getting closer. This isn't over. Pressure is

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<v Speaker 3>on you. You feel it. But you got it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Believe it. When you fall down, get up. And if

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<v Speaker 3>you forget up. All right. Vic, what song do you

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<v Speaker 3>think that is?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, that was stunning singing. It's the Shakira song. Waka Waka?

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<v Speaker 3>That is correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot the lyrics there a little bit, to be

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<v Speaker 3>honest with you.

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<v Speaker 11>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Next song.

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<v Speaker 3>But, I mean, some of it is in African. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't really... Blame me on that one. Okay, this one's

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<v Speaker 3>a pretty easy one for you, I would have thought, Vic.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought love was only true in fairy tales.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's the Shrek song.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. You know it already?

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<v Speaker 2>I just need artist or song title. I don't need both.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a believer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Smashing this out of the park, Vic. Next song, Liam.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>Come, Mr. DJ, songpondy replay. Come, Mr. DJ, won't you

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<v Speaker 3>turn the music up? Rihanna, Rihanna. All the galpon.

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<v Speaker 13>Woo-hoo!

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. All the galpondy dancefloor will be wanting more.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounding good, lame.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Yeah, no, I feel like I'm really in

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<v Speaker 3>the zone now.

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<v Speaker 14>It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked

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<v Speaker 14>your head.

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<v Speaker 3>To the side and said I'm angry.

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<v Speaker 14>Five days since you laughed at me, saying get that together,

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<v Speaker 14>come back and see me. Three days in the living room,

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<v Speaker 14>I realise it's all my.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know it yet? No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you didn't get to the good bit, Liam.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep going.

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<v Speaker 14>To get a Chinese, the Chinese.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know it, Vic? I do.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not one look, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not one look. Close, but not quite. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Christy in Anglevale. Good morning. Do you want Liam to

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<v Speaker 2>sing a bit more of that?

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<v Speaker 7>Please, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it, mate.

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<v Speaker 14>It's been one week since you looked at me. Threw

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<v Speaker 14>your arms in the air and said you're crazy. Five

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<v Speaker 14>days since you've tackled me.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, it sounds so familiar, but I can't think of

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<v Speaker 7>the song.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone knows the shower karaoke song that Liam is

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<v Speaker 2>currently singing, call us, 131065. Cody Ingle and Elg joins

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<v Speaker 2>us now. Liam, give us some more.

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<v Speaker 14>Three days since the living room, I realised it's all

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<v Speaker 14>my fault but couldn't tell you. Yesterday you'd forgiven me,

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<v Speaker 14>but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it, Cody?

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<v Speaker 10>It's one week.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>It is one week, Barenaked Ladies. Great song. All right, Liam,

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<v Speaker 2>one more to wrap us up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Tell me something, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Shallow.

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<v Speaker 3>Too tight.

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<v Speaker 15>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't let me get the bit. Liam devastated. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get to do the big bit. But Cody, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>well done. You're walking away with a couple of tickets

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<v Speaker 2>to go see Practical Magic 2.

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<v Speaker 10>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Cody. You don't sound too excited, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take your word for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a bit of a shame for old Tex on

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend. Probably not the result him and all the

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<v Speaker 3>Crows fans were looking for, especially when you call it early,

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<v Speaker 3>when you're like, this is it. This is my last dance.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to go all the way to the end,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and be extra baller to win a flag

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<v Speaker 3>as your last game.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not like a super knowledgeable person when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to AFL lore, but I do wonder if anyone's ever

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<v Speaker 2>done that successfully.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Retired and their last game is their premiership.

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<v Speaker 3>Did Bob Murphy do that? Wasn't that Bob Murphy's last.

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<v Speaker 2>Game when they're... And when he finally won it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, maybe I'm getting my... I remember Bob Murphy, he

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<v Speaker 3>was injured. He was injured and the coach gave him...

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<v Speaker 3>He said, this belongs to him and he brought him up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I knew something happened, but yeah, it's all right. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gone back 10 years now. But yeah, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know. Taylor Walker, he's obviously finished up with

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<v Speaker 3>the Crows. Everyone would have seen that footage yesterday. He's

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<v Speaker 3>leaving with two giant sacks of stuff and his own

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<v Speaker 3>locker door. And I think for all his years of service,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, man, take the locker door.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a really nice idea because you could see...

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<v Speaker 2>that on the inside of it, he had all the

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<v Speaker 2>photos stuck to the inside of the locker.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All the kids' photos and stuff. It's quite cute. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming he's going to frame it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like, it's cool. Yeah, it's a cool bit of...

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<v Speaker 3>But it is funny. It's like finishing up at a

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<v Speaker 3>job and just, like, taking everything that you can see. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>when we finished up at our last radio station, we...

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<v Speaker 3>Sort of left empty-handed, but producer Belle, I think, is

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on a goldmine of former company property.

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<v Speaker 2>The stickiest fingers in the business.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking all of our Australian commercial radio awards. She's

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<v Speaker 3>got them at her house. She's stolen them from us.

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<v Speaker 2>She stole from us, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got an Ed Sheeran gold-framed record, which has two

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<v Speaker 3>Nova 919 on it. That's hanging up in her house proudly.

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<v Speaker 3>Among other things, what else have you got? You've got

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<v Speaker 3>a few puffer jackets, a bit of merch, that sort

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, the first radio station I worked at in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 8>they did like a limited edition ski jackets and I

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<v Speaker 8>did take one of those too.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a killing field of just all that. She's

0:20:48.060 --> 0:20:50.570
<v Speaker 3>got souvenirs of all her like former.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, with the awards, my name's on the awards too.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them, not all three.

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<v Speaker 12>You've got other cool stuff from like Triple.

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<v Speaker 11>J and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about, Belle? Anyway, it's private property.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a bit of it is that, and not

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<v Speaker 2>just Bell, but just people in general, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>when you work at a company, when your time's up,

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<v Speaker 2>you feel a bit entitled to it. You're like, well,

0:21:14.430 --> 0:21:14.970
<v Speaker 2>I've worked here.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done my time.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done my time. I'm leaving. I'm going to take that.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And, you know, maybe you don't strip copper out of

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<v Speaker 3>the walls.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Tex just about did.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like it.

0:21:24.540 --> 0:21:27.100
<v Speaker 2>He basically brought a screwdriver to work and took the

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<v Speaker 2>door off the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what was in those bags, but he

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<v Speaker 3>was just having a free-for-all. And you can't really blame him.

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose he's got a lot of happy memories there. 131065,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you take when you left your job, whether

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<v Speaker 3>you were pushed out, whether you left on your own terms,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe you thought, no, no, I'm not leaving without taking

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<v Speaker 3>a thing or two. Be honest. You can remain anonymous

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<v Speaker 3>if you want. Stacey in O'Sullivan's Beach. This is when

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<v Speaker 3>you were like 18. Was this your first job?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, yeah, it was my first job. And I just

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<v Speaker 13>had a crappy day and I was like, today's my

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<v Speaker 13>last day. I'm doing it. So I worked at Hungry

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<v Speaker 13>Jack's and I made a huge feast. I got the nuggets,

0:22:08.740 --> 0:22:13.550
<v Speaker 13>onion rings, apple pie, burgers, supersized it. And I was like, later.

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<v Speaker 13>And I walked out and then I rang up and

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<v Speaker 13>told him I quit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So hang on, so you made the order for yourself.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Then left with the food and said I quit.

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<v Speaker 13>It was premeditated and everything. I was like, I'm done here,

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<v Speaker 13>but I'm going to be hungry because I'm not going

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<v Speaker 13>to have any money.

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<v Speaker 10>So I took a big trade.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like, that was kind of like a small

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<v Speaker 3>dream of mine to have run of a fast food

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<v Speaker 3>kitchen and know what I'm... doing, you know, enough to

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<v Speaker 3>not hurt myself or burn the nuggets or anything and

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<v Speaker 3>just start making some off-menu combos. That would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>What would your combo be?

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<v Speaker 8>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Nugget McFlurry. Well, I'd have to go to a different

0:22:54.130 --> 0:22:56.950
<v Speaker 3>venue there, but now you've opened up a whole new possibility.

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<v Speaker 3>What if I had the run of three, the big three?

0:22:59.880 --> 0:23:00.760
<v Speaker 2>And you could combine them.

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<v Speaker 3>So we had some sort of zinger, whopper, McFlurry situation

0:23:04.380 --> 0:23:06.060
<v Speaker 3>going on. You know what I mean?

0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:08.220
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could get a twister, put some nuggets in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And some Macca's fries.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Stack it right up.

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<v Speaker 2>The world really is your oyster, Stacey. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Ultimate double whopper.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the whopper with like three patties in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:23:21.609 --> 0:23:23.780
<v Speaker 3>No, it's ultimate double. So it's basically like two whoppers

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<v Speaker 3>in one. That'll slow you down for the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. That'll ruin your day.

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<v Speaker 3>In the best possible way. Katie joins us now in Nailsworth.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you do when you left the job?

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<v Speaker 10>Morning, lads. So, yeah, I was a dental assistant. I

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:42.480
<v Speaker 10>was about 20, so hopefully everyone's forgotten by now. But, yeah,

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:44.700
<v Speaker 10>I took all the deep cleaning tools home with me

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<v Speaker 10>because I thought, well, I'm not going to be having

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<v Speaker 10>any benefits at work anymore, so take them all with

0:23:48.890 --> 0:23:50.450
<v Speaker 10>me and keep my teeth all shiny.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you say deep clean, you mean like the

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<v Speaker 2>water flosser and stuff like that?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, yeah, everything, yep. I took it and went, see

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<v Speaker 10>you later. I've still got nice teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get the, like, gloopy stuff that they kind

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<v Speaker 3>of use to... Do molds.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would she take the gloop?

0:24:10.020 --> 0:24:10.380
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:14.709
<v Speaker 3>She could make mouth guards for her friends and stuff.

0:24:14.750 --> 0:24:17.730
<v Speaker 10>And they make you gag. I'm a gagger. So yeah,

0:24:17.890 --> 0:24:19.830
<v Speaker 10>I put that in and I'm like, but yeah, no,

0:24:20.109 --> 0:24:22.930
<v Speaker 10>my teeth are still lovely. 20 years later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right. Awesome, Katie. Well, thank you for being honest.

0:24:26.530 --> 0:24:28.730
<v Speaker 3>Jodie in Strathalby, what did you take?

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<v Speaker 17>A MacBook Pro.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. And where did you work?

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<v Speaker 17>For a high-tech manufacturing company, and yeah, it wasn't in

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<v Speaker 17>a good place when I left, and had a spare one,

0:24:42.310 --> 0:24:44.250
<v Speaker 17>so I thought, bugger it, I'm taking it.

0:24:44.430 --> 0:24:47.730
<v Speaker 3>And surely the company's got some sort of serial code,

0:24:47.750 --> 0:24:48.590
<v Speaker 3>like they would know?

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<v Speaker 17>No, they didn't. I was in charge of all the

0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 17>IT assets, and they.

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 9>Had no registry, no nothing.

0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:55.800
<v Speaker 3>Sneaky, sneaky.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, no. They later went bankrupt, so I figure it

0:24:59.500 --> 0:25:00.540
<v Speaker 17>was pretty good pay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you took all their tech gear to cash converters.

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<v Speaker 2>Jodie, well, you've also now got four tickets to go

0:25:08.540 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 2>see Coyote vs. Acme, the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 17>That'll be awesome.

0:25:12.990 --> 0:25:13.570
<v Speaker 7>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Jodie. Halfway through the week, huh? How

0:25:16.410 --> 0:25:18.650
<v Speaker 2>about that? You planted your tomatoes yet?

0:25:18.830 --> 0:25:20.790
<v Speaker 3>No, no. I mean, I think that was this time

0:25:20.830 --> 0:25:21.889
<v Speaker 3>yesterday you were.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about that. I thought you were going to rush home,

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<v Speaker 2>get a pot. Get some soil, plant your tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no. Ben is the plant guy. He's good with

0:25:32.770 --> 0:25:33.250
<v Speaker 3>his hands.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>These thumbs ain't green, brother. These thumbs are smooth.

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<v Speaker 2>I planted some tomatoes in pots just so I could

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<v Speaker 2>move them around to follow the sun kind of thing.

0:25:42.290 --> 0:25:44.090
<v Speaker 2>But then I also, in the ground, I planted some

0:25:44.130 --> 0:25:49.740
<v Speaker 2>yellow zucchinis. Just getting smashed by the slugs. Absolutely smashed.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know any tricks to keep the slugs off?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't.

0:25:53.580 --> 0:25:55.060
<v Speaker 2>There was an old trick I remember learning when I

0:25:55.060 --> 0:25:57.230
<v Speaker 2>was younger. I don't know if it actually works. or

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<v Speaker 2>if it's more of an old wives' tale, but you

0:25:59.190 --> 0:26:03.200
<v Speaker 2>put a little cup of beer down by your plants.

0:26:03.300 --> 0:26:05.340
<v Speaker 3>That's the only time Ben opens a beer at his house,

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:06.800
<v Speaker 3>is to put a little cup down next to his zucchini.

0:26:06.820 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>You don't drink a lot. You rag me for not drinking?

0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:15.140
<v Speaker 3>Have a drink, then.

0:26:15.460 --> 0:26:17.070
<v Speaker 2>Stop gardening and have a beer.

0:26:17.090 --> 0:26:19.790
<v Speaker 3>Have a beer. Like regular people your age.

0:26:20.550 --> 0:26:23.010
<v Speaker 2>But no, you put a little beer down for the

0:26:23.030 --> 0:26:26.220
<v Speaker 2>snails and the slugs, and they get attracted to it, Yep.

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Over the plants. They get tanked.

0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:30.899
<v Speaker 3>They start fighting each other. Yeah. They vomit on the curb.

0:26:31.020 --> 0:26:35.460
<v Speaker 3>They don't have time to eat your zucchini. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, look,

0:26:36.270 --> 0:26:39.729
<v Speaker 3>you've not accidentally flipped over to the ABC. This is

0:26:39.790 --> 0:26:42.969
<v Speaker 3>Kiss 1023, and this was just a small portion.

0:26:42.990 --> 0:26:44.090
<v Speaker 2>People love gardening.

0:26:44.130 --> 0:26:46.369
<v Speaker 3>It's not an entire gardening show. This was just a

0:26:46.390 --> 0:26:47.610
<v Speaker 3>little gardening tidbit.

0:26:47.630 --> 0:26:49.530
<v Speaker 2>I used to have a segment called Ben's Backyard, and

0:26:49.550 --> 0:26:51.879
<v Speaker 2>I would do gardening chat with people.

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<v Speaker 3>We put a bullet in it. We did.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it might have a resurgence in spring.

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:56.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:26:57.900 --> 0:26:59.139
<v Speaker 2>It even had a sponsor, remember?

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:00.100
<v Speaker 3>It did actually have a sponsor.

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.119
<v Speaker 2>It was sponsored by the Lawn Company.

0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:27:03.850 --> 0:27:06.209
<v Speaker 2>Which the name has escaped me. Lawn Hub? No, it

0:27:06.230 --> 0:27:09.250
<v Speaker 2>wasn't Lawn Hub. But if anyone wants to sponsor Ben's Backyard,

0:27:09.290 --> 0:27:12.210
<v Speaker 2>I'll bring the segment back. It was Seasol, was it?

0:27:13.230 --> 0:27:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Seasol sponsored Ben's Backyard. I remember that now.

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<v Speaker 3>Shouts to those guys. I have been showering at work.

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:27.980
<v Speaker 3>It's been something I've been doing for a couple of

0:27:28.060 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 3>weeks now.

0:27:28.780 --> 0:27:28.980
<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

0:27:29.940 --> 0:27:32.560
<v Speaker 3>And it's been well documented. We've been doing shower karaoke

0:27:32.820 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 3>in the morning. And I'm kind of okay with it.

0:27:36.140 --> 0:27:39.609
<v Speaker 3>But it's funny because my wife's also been showering here.

0:27:40.090 --> 0:27:42.230
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, like when- Which was news to the boss this morning.

0:27:42.250 --> 0:27:45.670
<v Speaker 3>That was news to the boss, but sorry, mate. I'll

0:27:45.690 --> 0:27:50.990
<v Speaker 3>catch this quarter's water bill, whatever. But- It's so funny

0:27:51.050 --> 0:27:53.590
<v Speaker 3>because I'm just sort of used to, and you know

0:27:53.630 --> 0:27:55.649
<v Speaker 3>what the bathroom looks like here, like the toilet seats

0:27:55.690 --> 0:27:56.270
<v Speaker 3>hanging off.

0:27:56.550 --> 0:27:56.710
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:56.930 --> 0:28:01.109
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like an old shower block in a

0:28:01.150 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 3>caravan park, I would say, that kind of style of shower.

0:28:06.140 --> 0:28:06.400
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 3>It's a very old steel tap with very thin holes.

0:28:11.060 --> 0:28:14.460
<v Speaker 2>I haven't actually used the shower. I haven't actually stepped

0:28:14.580 --> 0:28:18.119
<v Speaker 2>foot into the shower cove.

0:28:18.750 --> 0:28:22.489
<v Speaker 3>It hasn't been cleaned, certainly since we've been Kiss 1023.

0:28:22.490 --> 0:28:25.410
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is the last clean in that show

0:28:25.430 --> 0:28:27.550
<v Speaker 3>would have been early mixies, I think.

0:28:27.590 --> 0:28:27.850
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:28:27.930 --> 0:28:29.330
<v Speaker 3>Probably from the last rebrand.

0:28:29.550 --> 0:28:29.730
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:28:30.510 --> 0:28:34.710
<v Speaker 3>And it was funny, though, when I brought Sarah over

0:28:34.730 --> 0:28:36.030
<v Speaker 3>here for the first time, I was like, yeah, yeah, no,

0:28:36.050 --> 0:28:38.709
<v Speaker 3>share at work. I've been sharing here. And you could

0:28:38.750 --> 0:28:41.290
<v Speaker 3>tell she was taken back when I opened the door

0:28:41.310 --> 0:28:46.860
<v Speaker 3>and she was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I

0:28:46.860 --> 0:28:49.900
<v Speaker 3>was like, what's wrong? And also, I've kept the same

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 3>towel in there since, well, basically since we've had these

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 3>renovations done. I probably should have taken it home to wash.

0:28:55.220 --> 0:29:00.380
<v Speaker 3>It just seems like a hassle. But it's that moment

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 3>where she's like, you've been living like this? And yeah,

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:04.330
<v Speaker 3>maybe there's a bit of shaving here, here and there.

0:29:04.350 --> 0:29:07.610
<v Speaker 3>I've been trying to be discreet with my shaving at work.

0:29:09.670 --> 0:29:11.530
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I sort of had to look at myself

0:29:11.590 --> 0:29:13.390
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I really have been living

0:29:13.610 --> 0:29:16.870
<v Speaker 3>like this. And now, look, it's not. my fault necessarily

0:29:16.890 --> 0:29:20.060
<v Speaker 3>because it's not really my space you're blaming steve murphy

0:29:20.170 --> 0:29:24.340
<v Speaker 3>who works here uh i yeah i'll blame uh what's

0:29:24.380 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 3>the group that they have that they all all the

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:27.540
<v Speaker 3>bosses sort of have that group where they all have

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 3>the meetings together.

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah what is that called um just about what's

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 2>the group called.

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.310
<v Speaker 3>You know what's like steven mal talia oh like the

0:29:34.350 --> 0:29:36.550
<v Speaker 3>people and culture like yeah yeah they're all to blame

0:29:36.650 --> 0:29:39.210
<v Speaker 3>yeah the management team guys we need to do a

0:29:39.430 --> 0:29:43.340
<v Speaker 3>bathroom reno in here. But yeah, it got me thinking.

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:45.360
<v Speaker 3>It was like, that's how Sarah must have felt the

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:47.540
<v Speaker 3>first time. So we've been living together for years. But

0:29:47.580 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 3>like the first time she came to my place that

0:29:50.900 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 3>I was renting, I had like, I'd actually snapped one

0:29:53.700 --> 0:29:56.140
<v Speaker 3>of the bed legs. So my bed was on a slant.

0:29:56.700 --> 0:29:59.930
<v Speaker 3>I used to sleep on a slant. I just did.

0:29:59.990 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 3>I sort of had some books that I tried to,

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:03.940
<v Speaker 3>but it wasn't quite. It was still like, you'd still

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 3>sort of let roll off it a little bit.

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:09.460
<v Speaker 2>When my now wife, Sam, first came over to my house,

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<v Speaker 2>she was taken aback when she realized that in the

0:30:13.530 --> 0:30:15.590
<v Speaker 2>lounge room, we didn't have a couch. We just sat

0:30:15.670 --> 0:30:17.510
<v Speaker 2>on car seats that we'd taken out of a car.

0:30:18.130 --> 0:30:18.390
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:18.590 --> 0:30:20.270
<v Speaker 2>And I remember at the time she called it out

0:30:20.290 --> 0:30:21.570
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what are you talking about? That's

0:30:21.610 --> 0:30:23.930
<v Speaker 2>so normal to me. But to her, it was strange

0:30:23.950 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 2>that we were sitting on car seats.

0:30:25.190 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 3>It's a different kind of feral, that, for sure.

0:30:27.140 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>It was fun because if you were too close to

0:30:28.500 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 2>the TV, you could slide the seat back.

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:31.180
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 3>And here's me as well saying, oh, my bed, one

0:30:34.420 --> 0:30:37.200
<v Speaker 3>of my bed things was snapped. You would have just

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:39.110
<v Speaker 3>been mattress on the floor guy, I feel.

0:30:39.210 --> 0:30:40.670
<v Speaker 2>No, I did have a bed, to be fair.

0:30:40.690 --> 0:30:40.770
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:30:41.170 --> 0:30:41.310
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:41.330 --> 0:30:43.050
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how clean it was, but I had

0:30:43.090 --> 0:30:43.350
<v Speaker 2>a bed.

0:30:43.370 --> 0:30:46.510
<v Speaker 3>All right. How bad was this place?

0:30:46.510 --> 0:30:47.370
<v Speaker 10>131065.

0:30:47.370 --> 0:30:51.650
<v Speaker 3>You know, maybe you've just sort of... started dating someone,

0:30:51.690 --> 0:30:53.790
<v Speaker 3>maybe their couch is a car seat in the middle

0:30:53.810 --> 0:30:55.930
<v Speaker 3>of a living room. Ben genuinely did that.

0:30:55.970 --> 0:30:56.910
<v Speaker 2>I also had a futon.

0:30:57.830 --> 0:30:57.990
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:30:58.190 --> 0:30:59.790
<v Speaker 2>A futon, which is like a couch that turns into

0:30:59.830 --> 0:31:00.090
<v Speaker 2>a bed.

0:31:00.290 --> 0:31:04.850
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, I'm familiar. Oh, yeah. It's a good invention

0:31:05.930 --> 0:31:06.410
<v Speaker 3>on paper.

0:31:06.540 --> 0:31:06.710
<v Speaker 8>Yep.

0:31:07.340 --> 0:31:09.180
<v Speaker 3>Always terrible. What you end up with is a bad

0:31:09.220 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 3>couch and a bad bed. Like, I'd rather just have one. Like,

0:31:11.620 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I'd rather have a comfy couch to sleep on. Right.

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:19.810
<v Speaker 2>131065 is our number. How bad was his place the

0:31:19.850 --> 0:31:22.170
<v Speaker 2>first time you saw it? What did you see?

0:31:22.190 --> 0:31:25.110
<v Speaker 3>Kel in Redwood Park. What did you walk into?

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:27.860
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, good morning, guys.

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:31.550
<v Speaker 16>I was out on a date with a gentleman and

0:31:31.700 --> 0:31:33.110
<v Speaker 16>everything was going really well.

0:31:33.130 --> 0:31:33.870
<v Speaker 6>I went back to.

0:31:33.770 --> 0:31:36.570
<v Speaker 16>His house and he goes, oh, we've got to climb

0:31:36.590 --> 0:31:39.750
<v Speaker 16>through the window because there's too much stuff and we

0:31:39.790 --> 0:31:42.030
<v Speaker 16>can't get through the front door. And I had one

0:31:42.090 --> 0:31:45.230
<v Speaker 16>look and went, yeah, no, I feel sick. So I

0:31:45.270 --> 0:31:45.910
<v Speaker 16>was home, I went.

0:31:46.310 --> 0:31:47.970
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a good idea because it could have easily

0:31:48.010 --> 0:31:49.430
<v Speaker 2>been you were breaking into someone's house as well.

0:31:49.450 --> 0:31:50.860
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it sort of does just feel like, nah, nah,

0:31:50.870 --> 0:31:53.650
<v Speaker 3>we're just going to go through the... The window. We're

0:31:53.670 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 3>going to take the TV when we leave. I've got

0:31:55.820 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 3>to get it fixed later on. So, yeah, no, I

0:31:58.380 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 3>swear this is my place.

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Lauren in Prospect. How bad was his place?

0:32:03.980 --> 0:32:06.260
<v Speaker 10>So I went out with him.

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 15>He invited me back to his place. And we went

0:32:09.380 --> 0:32:12.860
<v Speaker 15>into his room. And I noticed that there was, like,

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:15.530
<v Speaker 15>underwear all over the floor. And I asked him about it.

0:32:15.940 --> 0:32:18.020
<v Speaker 15>And he was like, oh, yeah, it's my housemate's girlfriend.

0:32:19.420 --> 0:32:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no. Women's underwear.

0:32:21.220 --> 0:32:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Women's underwear.

0:32:22.020 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 10>Yep.

0:32:22.770 --> 0:32:23.510
<v Speaker 5>Yep, exactly.

0:32:24.990 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 2>And so you think that he had a partner?

0:32:29.340 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 10>I think so.

0:32:30.020 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 15>I never went back to his place after that. Never

0:32:33.060 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 15>saw him again.

0:32:33.620 --> 0:32:34.660
<v Speaker 3>That's a weird one.

0:32:34.740 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's suspicious for sure.

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.950
<v Speaker 3>Slow effort cleanup as well. Just to be like, eh,

0:32:40.230 --> 0:32:42.270
<v Speaker 3>I'll just say it's my roommate's.

0:32:42.290 --> 0:32:43.330
<v Speaker 2>My roommate, that's not weird.

0:32:44.550 --> 0:32:49.530
<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, my sister got changed earlier, so she, yeah.

0:32:51.330 --> 0:32:54.990
<v Speaker 3>I know a guy who works for Victoria's Secret, so

0:32:55.010 --> 0:32:55.890
<v Speaker 3>this is just leftover stock.

0:32:56.610 --> 0:32:59.750
<v Speaker 2>Jackie in Rose Park. Please tell us how bad was

0:32:59.790 --> 0:33:00.250
<v Speaker 2>his place?

0:33:01.390 --> 0:33:04.170
<v Speaker 7>Good morning, guys. Well, I was seeing this guy for

0:33:04.290 --> 0:33:06.150
<v Speaker 7>a couple of weeks, and it was all going well.

0:33:06.190 --> 0:33:08.930
<v Speaker 7>He's such a lovely guy. We're having such fun. And

0:33:10.190 --> 0:33:12.010
<v Speaker 7>it was time to, you know, take it to the

0:33:12.050 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 7>next step. And I went back to his house one

0:33:14.130 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 7>day and went to his bedroom, and I saw on

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:21.500
<v Speaker 7>the toy there he had a shrine. And it was

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 7>like stuff of his ex-girlfriend, like a voodoo doll. And

0:33:25.820 --> 0:33:30.340
<v Speaker 7>it was just really creepy ex-girlfriend, yeah, stuff going on.

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.710
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Nah, nah. Yeah, it's weird.

0:33:34.330 --> 0:33:34.630
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:33:35.290 --> 0:33:35.930
<v Speaker 3>That ain't it.

0:33:36.050 --> 0:33:36.370
<v Speaker 13>Nah.

0:33:36.590 --> 0:33:36.830
<v Speaker 7>Nah.

0:33:37.510 --> 0:33:40.190
<v Speaker 2>It actually is a good starting point, though, for tomorrow

0:33:40.210 --> 0:33:42.250
<v Speaker 2>we could do, do you have a voodoo doll?

0:33:42.930 --> 0:33:44.130
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't know they were actually a thing.

0:33:44.450 --> 0:33:47.209
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to do that. Because people have them, I think.

0:33:47.230 --> 0:33:49.740
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and do they work? Perhaps we could get voodoo

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:51.640
<v Speaker 3>dolls for all the other breakfast shows in Adelaide.

0:33:51.660 --> 0:33:53.070
<v Speaker 2>Producer Bella, have you got a voodoo doll?

0:33:54.130 --> 0:33:55.969
<v Speaker 12>I did have one. My friend gave me one.

0:33:56.330 --> 0:33:56.730
<v Speaker 3>Of what?

0:33:56.750 --> 0:33:58.750
<v Speaker 15>Of an ex.

0:34:00.090 --> 0:34:03.910
<v Speaker 3>But does it come pre-programmed? Do you have to get

0:34:03.950 --> 0:34:05.810
<v Speaker 3>a hair from them or something to add the voodoo?

0:34:05.830 --> 0:34:08.919
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, we got it from a lady and she makes

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 8>them and then you give her heaps of stuff of

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 8>theirs and then she makes it with the vibe of

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:16.000
<v Speaker 8>them and stuff.

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.100
<v Speaker 2>And then what did you do to the voodoo doll?

0:34:18.989 --> 0:34:20.760
<v Speaker 12>Just like throw it around.

0:34:22.140 --> 0:34:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Wakes up, farts on it.

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Tomorrow we're definitely doing, did you have a voodoo doll?

0:34:28.060 --> 0:34:29.759
<v Speaker 3>So you genuinely have a voodoo doll?

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.779
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I did burn it in the end. I burnt it.

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:33.340
<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

0:34:33.969 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:34:34.489 --> 0:34:36.850
<v Speaker 12>But I, yeah, I just, you know, you just, you

0:34:36.870 --> 0:34:38.210
<v Speaker 12>just throw it around a bit.

0:34:38.290 --> 0:34:43.330
<v Speaker 2>Throw it around, yeah. There was a letter left in

0:34:43.370 --> 0:34:48.220
<v Speaker 2>the letterbox of Zach Butters. Now, just super quick context,

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:52.260
<v Speaker 2>obviously Port Adelaide legend has nominated the club of his choice,

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:56.500
<v Speaker 2>going back home to Victoria, fully understandable, and he's chosen

0:34:56.520 --> 0:35:00.969
<v Speaker 2>the Western Bulldogs. Now, the letter left in his letterbox

0:35:01.230 --> 0:35:05.450
<v Speaker 2>was from a young 11-year-old Bulldogs fan. It was a

0:35:05.510 --> 0:35:10.310
<v Speaker 2>handwritten letter, and it says, Zach, I heard that you

0:35:10.370 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>are leaving Port. Your childhood team needs you, Zach. Can

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:17.939
<v Speaker 2>you please come to the Doggies? And since your parents

0:35:18.060 --> 0:35:20.620
<v Speaker 2>live in Backers Marsh, weird that he knows that.

0:35:20.980 --> 0:35:22.379
<v Speaker 3>I suppose maybe that's where he dropped the letter.

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:23.220
<v Speaker 9>Maybe.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:24.900
<v Speaker 3>He knows where Zach Petter's parents live.

0:35:25.020 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It's quicker to drive to Mars Stadium than to GMHPA Stadium.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:32.730
<v Speaker 2>And dogs have a really good midfield, and with you,

0:35:32.870 --> 0:35:36.549
<v Speaker 2>we will be unstoppable and win multiple flags. If you

0:35:36.590 --> 0:35:39.270
<v Speaker 2>can play for the dogs, it will leave a lifetime

0:35:39.310 --> 0:35:42.230
<v Speaker 2>of happy memories. Please go to the dogs. It would

0:35:42.250 --> 0:35:44.169
<v Speaker 2>mean a lot to me. And then this is the kicker.

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:48.779
<v Speaker 2>Here is 20 cents of my money. And then he

0:35:48.820 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 2>sticky taped it on the inside of the card. It's

0:35:50.860 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 2>not much, but it's all I have. I'm giving you

0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:58.010
<v Speaker 2>my savings for you to come play for the dogs.

0:35:58.770 --> 0:35:59.190
<v Speaker 2>And he took it.

0:35:59.860 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 3>And that hurts because I do know you wrote a

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.500
<v Speaker 3>handwritten letter to Zach with 10 cents stuck on the

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 3>inside for him to stay at Port Adelaide, but he's

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:12.109
<v Speaker 3>obviously just gone to the highest bidder. He's just, you know.

0:36:12.190 --> 0:36:14.190
<v Speaker 2>I'm reading this off of an online story. I love

0:36:14.210 --> 0:36:16.290
<v Speaker 2>this top comment from a guy called Matt who said,

0:36:16.350 --> 0:36:18.310
<v Speaker 2>that better be counted towards their salary cap.

0:36:22.969 --> 0:36:26.509
<v Speaker 3>Did you write a letter to a celeb? Maybe you

0:36:26.550 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 3>got a letter back, maybe you didn't.

0:36:28.910 --> 0:36:29.069
<v Speaker 8>Mm-hmm.

0:36:29.700 --> 0:36:32.060
<v Speaker 3>It seems like a thing of the past. Seeing that,

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:33.540
<v Speaker 3>you're like, oh, that's so cute that he thought to

0:36:33.620 --> 0:36:37.219
<v Speaker 3>write someone. The idea of a kid writing a letter

0:36:37.340 --> 0:36:39.669
<v Speaker 3>other than to Santa is not really a thing.

0:36:39.750 --> 0:36:43.150
<v Speaker 2>It stands out, right? Because if somehow that kid or

0:36:43.170 --> 0:36:45.390
<v Speaker 2>the family connection or something, if you managed to get

0:36:45.450 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Zach Butter's email, it'd probably just get lost in ether.

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:50.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it just gets flooded.

0:36:50.580 --> 0:36:54.420
<v Speaker 2>But the idea of physically receiving the handwritten letter... It

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:55.270
<v Speaker 2>obviously hits home for him.

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 3>And it's not, you know, hey, send us your BSP

0:36:57.500 --> 0:36:59.800
<v Speaker 3>and account. I'll send you 20 cents. It's there.

0:36:59.880 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>It's there.

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Cash.

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:02.839
<v Speaker 2>And that obviously tipped him over the edge.

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:05.030
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

0:37:05.030 --> 0:37:09.030
<v Speaker 2>131065, we want to know, did you write a letter

0:37:09.770 --> 0:37:12.090
<v Speaker 2>to a celebrity? Whether they got back to you or

0:37:12.150 --> 0:37:13.950
<v Speaker 2>not doesn't really matter. I'd just love to know if

0:37:13.989 --> 0:37:16.390
<v Speaker 2>you wrote a letter to a celebrity. What did you say?

0:37:16.390 --> 0:37:16.450
<v Speaker 7>131065.

0:37:16.430 --> 0:37:18.709
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if the young 11-year-old was actually Bevo.

0:37:23.340 --> 0:37:27.189
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just with bad handwriting. It's got really bad.

0:37:27.330 --> 0:37:29.980
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's assuming he's 11.

0:37:29.980 --> 0:37:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Rebecca, in Morphe Vale, did you write a letter to

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:33.280
<v Speaker 2>a celebrity?

0:37:33.980 --> 0:37:35.280
<v Speaker 10>Morning, Ben and Liam.

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:35.939
<v Speaker 9>How are we?

0:37:35.980 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Very good.

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:38.180
<v Speaker 5>That's good, yes.

0:37:38.380 --> 0:37:42.500
<v Speaker 7>I wrote a letter to probably Australia's OG celebrity, Dr.

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:43.020
<v Speaker 16>Harry.

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Dr. Harry, yes.

0:37:45.380 --> 0:37:45.540
<v Speaker 8>Dr.

0:37:45.660 --> 0:37:46.090
<v Speaker 9>Harry, yes.

0:37:46.100 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Who really got Dr. Chris Brown really cut some of the.

0:37:50.700 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Younger, sexier vet.

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:52.980
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:53.950
<v Speaker 11>Oh, much sexier vet.

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Didn't wear tartan hats and Dr. Harry was sort of

0:37:57.219 --> 0:38:00.580
<v Speaker 3>left by the wayside a little bit. I'm sure he's

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 3>still deeply bitter about that.

0:38:02.140 --> 0:38:04.700
<v Speaker 2>So what was the letter that you wrote? Were you

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 2>asking for some advice about your guinea pig or something?

0:38:07.739 --> 0:38:09.210
<v Speaker 7>Oh, much worse than that, a beagle.

0:38:09.870 --> 0:38:11.350
<v Speaker 3>Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

0:38:11.370 --> 0:38:12.509
<v Speaker 2>And did he respond?

0:38:13.110 --> 0:38:13.630
<v Speaker 5>He did.

0:38:13.830 --> 0:38:17.210
<v Speaker 17>We went on the show, and he responded that, you know,

0:38:17.230 --> 0:38:18.950
<v Speaker 17>he's a bit busy, blah, blah, blah.

0:38:19.790 --> 0:38:21.589
<v Speaker 11>And we really needed your help, Dr.

0:38:21.610 --> 0:38:24.250
<v Speaker 17>Harry, back when I was 12. Just letting you know

0:38:24.270 --> 0:38:25.370
<v Speaker 17>if you're listening.

0:38:26.410 --> 0:38:28.990
<v Speaker 2>What was the fate of the beagle?

0:38:29.030 --> 0:38:29.330
<v Speaker 10>Was it okay?

0:38:29.350 --> 0:38:29.589
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 17>Mate, that thing lived till it was about 18.

0:38:32.739 --> 0:38:35.780
<v Speaker 3>Right, okay, that's good. I was hoping you weren't writing

0:38:35.820 --> 0:38:37.540
<v Speaker 3>to Dr. Harry if there was an urgent, like, my

0:38:37.580 --> 0:38:40.580
<v Speaker 3>beagle's choking. Let's write to Dr.

0:38:40.620 --> 0:38:41.060
<v Speaker 13>Harry.

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:43.020
<v Speaker 2>Also, I wouldn't be surprised if you got a second

0:38:43.060 --> 0:38:46.250
<v Speaker 2>letter from him with the bill. I gave you some.

0:38:46.170 --> 0:38:48.450
<v Speaker 3>Advice, there you go. Yeah, you get a letter in

0:38:48.469 --> 0:38:51.230
<v Speaker 3>a couple of weeks. It's been interesting over the last

0:38:51.230 --> 0:38:54.710
<v Speaker 3>20 years. Maddy, you're in Golden Grove, the 5125. Who

0:38:55.230 --> 0:38:56.300
<v Speaker 3>did you write to growing up?

0:38:57.670 --> 0:38:58.969
<v Speaker 11>I wrote to Shortstack.

0:38:59.270 --> 0:39:11.500
<v Speaker 3>Whoa. Shortstack were the bee's knees for a little while there.

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:13.420
<v Speaker 3>Did they get back to you?

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:14.700
<v Speaker 9>They did.

0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:16.860
<v Speaker 11>They sent me a whole bunch of signed merch and

0:39:16.930 --> 0:39:18.549
<v Speaker 11>it made my 14-year-old life.

0:39:18.910 --> 0:39:20.489
<v Speaker 2>What did you say to them, Maddie?

0:39:22.450 --> 0:39:26.500
<v Speaker 11>I apologize for not being allowed to fly to Melbourne

0:39:26.620 --> 0:39:28.969
<v Speaker 11>on my own to go see their show because my

0:39:29.010 --> 0:39:29.830
<v Speaker 11>parents wouldn't let me.

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, they're the worst. I know, right?

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:35.410
<v Speaker 11>It was so uncool. Yeah, and then just confess my

0:39:35.450 --> 0:39:37.130
<v Speaker 11>undying love for them.

0:39:37.190 --> 0:39:38.810
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever get to see Short Stack live?

0:39:39.590 --> 0:39:40.030
<v Speaker 9>I did.

0:39:40.050 --> 0:39:40.709
<v Speaker 4>I did.

0:39:40.730 --> 0:39:41.710
<v Speaker 17>It was life-changing.

0:39:41.730 --> 0:39:43.310
<v Speaker 3>They had great hair.

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:44.939
<v Speaker 11>They had great hair.

0:39:45.660 --> 0:39:47.069
<v Speaker 3>I sort of was trying to go for a bit

0:39:47.090 --> 0:39:48.770
<v Speaker 3>of a short stack thing there for.

0:39:48.690 --> 0:39:51.850
<v Speaker 2>A little while. I'm not super across. I know the

0:39:51.890 --> 0:39:54.410
<v Speaker 2>band Short Stack. Did you have a favorite?

0:39:55.580 --> 0:39:56.840
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I liked Sean.

0:39:57.140 --> 0:39:57.420
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:39:58.060 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 3>And what are the Short Stack guys doing these days?

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:02.609
<v Speaker 3>Because I don't imagine Short Stack are still.

0:40:03.219 --> 0:40:05.640
<v Speaker 11>performance well sean's in real estate.

0:40:05.380 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Fun fact so you are obviously a fan just you

0:40:10.739 --> 0:40:11.980
<v Speaker 3>know enough to still know what.

0:40:11.920 --> 0:40:15.200
<v Speaker 2>They're doing imagine looking at a nice suburban house three

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:18.690
<v Speaker 2>bedrooms two bathrooms you know 600 square meters you go

0:40:18.770 --> 0:40:22.390
<v Speaker 2>are you sean from short stack.

0:40:25.810 --> 0:40:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Just checking It is you, isn't it?

0:40:30.420 --> 0:40:31.140
<v Speaker 1>Don't tell anyone.

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:33.310
<v Speaker 2>You had a haircut.

0:40:33.870 --> 0:40:37.610
<v Speaker 3>You've gone for a buzz cut, Sean. Sonia, you're in Beverley.

0:40:37.650 --> 0:40:38.950
<v Speaker 3>You also wrote to a celebrity.

0:40:39.969 --> 0:40:40.310
<v Speaker 10>I did.

0:40:40.350 --> 0:40:41.130
<v Speaker 7>Hi, Ben and Liam.

0:40:41.469 --> 0:40:41.730
<v Speaker 14>Hey.

0:40:41.770 --> 0:40:42.070
<v Speaker 3>Hello.

0:40:43.170 --> 0:40:44.070
<v Speaker 13>Hello.

0:40:44.330 --> 0:40:45.530
<v Speaker 4>I wrote to Kylie Minogue.

0:40:52.780 --> 0:40:54.780
<v Speaker 2>And what did you say to Kylie Minogue?

0:40:55.540 --> 0:40:56.280
<v Speaker 12>Oh, gosh.

0:40:56.930 --> 0:40:59.090
<v Speaker 4>Back then, this was before she was even a singer

0:40:59.130 --> 0:41:02.569
<v Speaker 4>and being famous, she was into fashion and fashion design and.

0:41:02.570 --> 0:41:03.890
<v Speaker 10>I loved to sketch fashion.

0:41:04.910 --> 0:41:07.049
<v Speaker 4>So I wrote to her all about that and how

0:41:07.130 --> 0:41:09.230
<v Speaker 4>I love it as well and how I'm such a

0:41:09.290 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 4>fan of her on Neighbours, even though I was jealous

0:41:11.580 --> 0:41:12.920
<v Speaker 4>that her and Jason were.

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:14.140
<v Speaker 10>Together, but I didn't say that.

0:41:14.500 --> 0:41:15.640
<v Speaker 3>And so did she get back to you? She did.

0:41:15.660 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 3>She wrote, it was fantastic.

0:41:19.780 --> 0:41:21.319
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know if that was invented in my day,

0:41:21.340 --> 0:41:24.319
<v Speaker 4>but like the little post-it notes about that size. She said,

0:41:24.620 --> 0:41:27.060
<v Speaker 4>thanks for your letter and a few other words. And

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:30.180
<v Speaker 4>then she signed it with her name. And I also

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:32.770
<v Speaker 4>got like a printed, as they did from the station

0:41:32.810 --> 0:41:34.650
<v Speaker 4>of their photo, black and white photo printed.

0:41:34.730 --> 0:41:35.049
<v Speaker 10>But yeah.

0:41:35.390 --> 0:41:37.049
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I was on Princess, but I'm pretty sure it

0:41:37.090 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 4>was her that wrote it.

0:41:38.050 --> 0:41:40.489
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty awesome. And then 30, 40 years on, you know,

0:41:40.510 --> 0:41:42.069
<v Speaker 3>you'll be watching the grand final in a couple of weeks,

0:41:42.110 --> 0:41:43.890
<v Speaker 3>being like, yeah, guess what? She wrote to me one time.

0:41:43.950 --> 0:41:45.609
<v Speaker 2>Have you still got the poster note?

0:41:46.110 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 10>I do.

0:41:47.070 --> 0:41:49.820
<v Speaker 4>It's put away nice and safe with all my other stuff.

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 4>Because I even wrote to the Young Talent Time team.

0:41:52.980 --> 0:41:53.500
<v Speaker 2>You wrote to who?

0:41:54.030 --> 0:41:56.060
<v Speaker 3>Young Talent Time. Like Tina Arena.

0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:57.500
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:00.280
<v Speaker 4>Back in the day. But Kylie was my favourite, so yeah,

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 4>I was stoked when that came back.

0:42:03.100 --> 0:42:05.779
<v Speaker 3>And that's good that she's not in real estate. Her

0:42:05.820 --> 0:42:10.270
<v Speaker 3>career has sort of continued to flourish.

0:42:10.650 --> 0:42:13.129
<v Speaker 2>Should we play... I'm just going back. Should we play

0:42:13.150 --> 0:42:13.609
<v Speaker 2>Short Stack?

0:42:15.370 --> 0:42:17.090
<v Speaker 3>I mean, is it even in the system?

0:42:17.230 --> 0:42:18.989
<v Speaker 2>It is in the system, yeah. There's actually quite a

0:42:19.030 --> 0:42:19.980
<v Speaker 2>few Short Stack songs.

0:42:20.620 --> 0:42:23.620
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I... I never really got hit with

0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 3>the stack myself.

0:42:24.900 --> 0:42:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Is there a particular short stack song you like the most?

0:42:27.989 --> 0:42:31.170
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's Gravity, Sway Sway Baby, Dance With Me,

0:42:31.910 --> 0:42:36.009
<v Speaker 2>Bang Bang Sexy, Shimmy A Go Go, Elvis. There's quite

0:42:36.030 --> 0:42:36.870
<v Speaker 2>a few in the system, actually.

0:42:36.890 --> 0:42:38.430
<v Speaker 8>I would say Shimmy A Go Go is pretty up there,

0:42:38.489 --> 0:42:41.010
<v Speaker 8>but to be honest, Sway Sway Baby is all time.

0:42:42.010 --> 0:42:43.370
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I haven't heard short stack in a

0:42:43.390 --> 0:42:43.870
<v Speaker 2>long time.

0:42:43.890 --> 0:42:44.690
<v Speaker 3>No, hell, why not?

0:42:48.290 --> 0:42:49.310
<v Speaker 2>And we are back.

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:55.900
<v Speaker 3>Producer Belle has been gonged in as per.

0:42:56.180 --> 0:42:59.029
<v Speaker 2>Now, we'll let her come in so she can, you know,

0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:05.290
<v Speaker 2>have a voice. A real close call with Toastbrain over

0:43:05.310 --> 0:43:06.149
<v Speaker 2>the last 24 hours, Belle.

0:43:06.250 --> 0:43:07.050
<v Speaker 12>Oh my God, so funny.

0:43:07.210 --> 0:43:07.530
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:43:09.050 --> 0:43:10.109
<v Speaker 12>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:43:10.730 --> 0:43:13.109
<v Speaker 2>We actually got a message from Belle yesterday at like,

0:43:13.170 --> 0:43:16.580
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, 2pm. And Belle says, really sorry, Toastbrain

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:17.140
<v Speaker 2>coming on.

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:18.840
<v Speaker 12>I didn't say it like that.

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.049
<v Speaker 3>She said, guys, we're having a big... TB.

0:43:21.330 --> 0:43:23.390
<v Speaker 2>And Liam and I said, Belle, take as much time

0:43:23.430 --> 0:43:27.310
<v Speaker 2>as you need. We'll cover for you if you can't

0:43:27.330 --> 0:43:28.310
<v Speaker 2>come in with your TB.

0:43:29.070 --> 0:43:32.950
<v Speaker 8>I left work yesterday about lunchtime-ish, a bit after, and

0:43:32.989 --> 0:43:33.440
<v Speaker 8>I went to the gym.

0:43:33.450 --> 0:43:33.810
<v Speaker 2>Early minute.

0:43:35.989 --> 0:43:37.430
<v Speaker 12>I went to the gym and I got there. I

0:43:37.469 --> 0:43:38.130
<v Speaker 12>went to the bathrooms.

0:43:38.150 --> 0:43:40.150
<v Speaker 8>I got changed and everything. I looked up which program

0:43:40.170 --> 0:43:41.710
<v Speaker 8>I was going to do, ready to go, all that.

0:43:42.390 --> 0:43:44.609
<v Speaker 8>And then I started my warm-up and then I lost

0:43:44.650 --> 0:43:47.259
<v Speaker 8>my eyesight and I was like, oh. So then I

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:50.759
<v Speaker 8>had to Really embarrassingly leave the gym after like 10 minutes.

0:43:50.780 --> 0:43:51.989
<v Speaker 3>They're always being delayed.

0:43:52.010 --> 0:43:54.350
<v Speaker 2>They're always whispering, she's got toast brain.

0:43:54.770 --> 0:43:57.250
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:43:57.330 --> 0:43:59.989
<v Speaker 8>And then I did what I definitely would never do

0:44:00.610 --> 0:44:05.189
<v Speaker 8>and have not done a lot and I drove home.

0:44:05.969 --> 0:44:07.450
<v Speaker 2>Never toast brain and drive.

0:44:07.969 --> 0:44:09.850
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, no, you're supposed to wait because it usually takes

0:44:09.870 --> 0:44:12.110
<v Speaker 8>about 20 minutes before the site comes back.

0:44:12.170 --> 0:44:14.050
<v Speaker 3>But I was like, I hate... And that's the thing,

0:44:14.380 --> 0:44:16.850
<v Speaker 3>there is... A loophole in the sense that there is

0:44:17.150 --> 0:44:18.670
<v Speaker 3>no roadside bread tests.

0:44:19.489 --> 0:44:19.850
<v Speaker 10>Lucky.

0:44:19.870 --> 0:44:24.820
<v Speaker 3>Because if they scraped and they're like, yeast is present,

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:28.120
<v Speaker 3>some bread has been present, then you would be in trouble.

0:44:28.140 --> 0:44:28.839
<v Speaker 3>You would be in trouble.

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:31.110
<v Speaker 12>But I did text you guys and I was like, ooh.

0:44:31.969 --> 0:44:32.670
<v Speaker 12>It's happening.

0:44:33.230 --> 0:44:36.890
<v Speaker 3>And Ben sent the bread emoji and the brain emoji.

0:44:38.110 --> 0:44:40.210
<v Speaker 3>I just said a simple TB. TB.

0:44:40.630 --> 0:44:41.770
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes.

0:44:42.270 --> 0:44:43.750
<v Speaker 8>But, yeah, it was actually not a bad one this

0:44:43.790 --> 0:44:47.910
<v Speaker 8>time around, which, yeah, it's lingering, but it's not, it's

0:44:48.050 --> 0:44:51.569
<v Speaker 8>longer than usual, but it's not bad at all compared to,

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:52.610
<v Speaker 8>you know, what I usually get.

0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 12>So that's good. But, yeah, that was a bit of fun.

0:44:56.830 --> 0:44:58.770
<v Speaker 2>Any other business then you wanted to bring?

0:44:59.030 --> 0:44:59.390
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

0:44:59.750 --> 0:45:04.800
<v Speaker 8>So I received an email yesterday to my work email

0:45:04.820 --> 0:45:10.319
<v Speaker 8>address from one Lockie Braid, as you would know from

0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 8>the pod squad or the, I don't know, the country or.

0:45:13.980 --> 0:45:15.380
<v Speaker 12>Whatever the hell it is, the city.

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 8>And speaking of toast brain, I got this email and

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:23.049
<v Speaker 8>it says, you've received a card.

0:45:23.210 --> 0:45:23.790
<v Speaker 12>And I was like, what?

0:45:23.950 --> 0:45:24.210
<v Speaker 14>What?

0:45:24.890 --> 0:45:26.550
<v Speaker 12>And I clicked view your card.

0:45:26.570 --> 0:45:27.790
<v Speaker 2>That could easily have been a scam.

0:45:27.810 --> 0:45:30.760
<v Speaker 12>From the People's Republic of Ben and Liam.

0:45:30.900 --> 0:45:31.240
<v Speaker 10>Lovely.

0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:35.480
<v Speaker 12>And then, sorry, it's just won't let me open through

0:45:35.500 --> 0:45:37.180
<v Speaker 12>the normal safari for some reason.

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:38.420
<v Speaker 2>Still a bit of lingering TB.

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 8>It comes up and it says, Belle, you've received a

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.259
<v Speaker 8>card from the People's Republic of Ben and Liam.

0:45:43.610 --> 0:45:43.910
<v Speaker 3>Open.

0:45:44.430 --> 0:45:49.490
<v Speaker 12>And I click it and it says, Belle. Generating card.

0:45:49.590 --> 0:45:51.270
<v Speaker 12>Get well soon, toast.

0:45:50.989 --> 0:45:52.050
<v Speaker 3>Brain, Belle.

0:45:52.070 --> 0:45:52.170
<v Speaker 4>Belle.

0:45:52.580 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 3>That's like a get well soon online.

0:45:54.180 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 15>It is.

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:55.500
<v Speaker 2>How did he know you had TB?

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:59.260
<v Speaker 3>Because we were talking about it yesterday at great length. Well, yeah, well,

0:45:59.400 --> 0:46:01.360
<v Speaker 3>we talked.

0:46:00.739 --> 0:46:02.580
<v Speaker 8>About it like for the last few days, really, but

0:46:02.620 --> 0:46:05.070
<v Speaker 8>they didn't know that I actually had, I got this yesterday.

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.049
<v Speaker 12>And then he's collated like people's messages.

0:46:09.130 --> 0:46:10.930
<v Speaker 8>Like people have been like, I don't know if Lockie,

0:46:10.969 --> 0:46:13.550
<v Speaker 8>you messaged everyone and said you're getting a card together

0:46:13.630 --> 0:46:14.790
<v Speaker 8>and people then privately.

0:46:14.830 --> 0:46:16.890
<v Speaker 2>Can I read the messages? I haven't read that.

0:46:16.950 --> 0:46:18.370
<v Speaker 12>The get well soon messages.

0:46:18.410 --> 0:46:18.770
<v Speaker 8>Wow.

0:46:18.790 --> 0:46:19.489
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen those.

0:46:19.530 --> 0:46:20.109
<v Speaker 3>That is crazy.

0:46:20.510 --> 0:46:22.340
<v Speaker 8>And they put it all, like when you get one

0:46:22.380 --> 0:46:24.259
<v Speaker 8>of those digital cards, you know, you sign people leave

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:25.240
<v Speaker 8>companies and stuff.

0:46:25.820 --> 0:46:29.620
<v Speaker 2>Daniel said, dear Belle, I've been informed that you have

0:46:29.700 --> 0:46:32.180
<v Speaker 2>come down with a case of toast brain. I am

0:46:32.260 --> 0:46:34.390
<v Speaker 2>truly sorry to hear this and hope that you start

0:46:34.410 --> 0:46:37.150
<v Speaker 2>to feel better soon. I've donated $ 500 to help cure

0:46:37.170 --> 0:46:37.810
<v Speaker 2>toast brain.

0:46:37.830 --> 0:46:39.050
<v Speaker 3>That's very kind.

0:46:39.230 --> 0:46:42.570
<v Speaker 2>As I truly understand how important this disease is.

0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:47.140
<v Speaker 12>And keep in mind, again, I actually got a migraine yesterday.

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:47.720
<v Speaker 2>That's incredible.

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 12>But this was because I had toast brain a few

0:46:50.180 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 12>days ago.

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:54.540
<v Speaker 2>This is quite a funny one, actually. This one, there's

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:56.910
<v Speaker 2>no name on it. It just says, it says it's

0:46:56.950 --> 0:46:57.649
<v Speaker 2>from Tip Top.

0:46:58.370 --> 0:47:00.230
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's actually from the bread group. It says, hope

0:47:00.250 --> 0:47:00.989
<v Speaker 3>you feel better soon.

0:47:01.010 --> 0:47:03.730
<v Speaker 2>Bell has stocks in. Nathan said, dear Bell, it seems

0:47:03.750 --> 0:47:06.830
<v Speaker 2>your brain decided to go on a little vacation, courtesy

0:47:06.890 --> 0:47:09.610
<v Speaker 2>of a severe case of toast brain caused by excessive

0:47:10.690 --> 0:47:14.110
<v Speaker 2>faux migraines. Who knew that pretending to have fake headaches

0:47:14.190 --> 0:47:17.489
<v Speaker 2>could turn your noggin into a breakfast buffet? Here's hoping

0:47:17.530 --> 0:47:21.230
<v Speaker 2>your mental toast pops back to normal soon and you're

0:47:21.250 --> 0:47:25.489
<v Speaker 2>cracking jokes instead of crumbs in no time. These are

0:47:25.510 --> 0:47:29.089
<v Speaker 2>quite funny. Belle, this is from Beau. I just wanted

0:47:29.110 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 2>to take a moment to acknowledge the incredible dedication and

0:47:31.390 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 2>passion you bring every day, even when things feel overwhelming

0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:38.660
<v Speaker 2>and scattered. Having toast brain doesn't diminish your brilliance. You

0:47:38.700 --> 0:47:40.940
<v Speaker 2>share with all of us. It's simply a reminder that

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:44.200
<v Speaker 2>you're human. And that makes everything you do even more remarkable.

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.500
<v Speaker 3>It is actually beautiful. It's nice seeing. Because a lot

0:47:46.620 --> 0:47:50.940
<v Speaker 3>of people don't realize Belle has that holding her back brain. Yeah.

0:47:51.020 --> 0:47:52.160
<v Speaker 3>It's a very serious condition.

0:47:52.760 --> 0:47:55.310
<v Speaker 2>Peter said, Dear Belle, I'm so sorry to hear about

0:47:55.330 --> 0:47:59.150
<v Speaker 2>your terrible diagnosis of the TB. In brackets, toast brain.

0:47:59.630 --> 0:48:02.010
<v Speaker 2>Wishing you all of the best for a speedy recovery

0:48:02.130 --> 0:48:03.910
<v Speaker 2>and hope you're back to full health soon.

0:48:04.610 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 3>And I've heard the doctors actually have looked into it more.

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:14.340
<v Speaker 3>It's actually brioche. which is one of the worst cases

0:48:14.380 --> 0:48:15.350
<v Speaker 3>of toast brain you can get.

0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:15.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not brioche, is it?

0:48:16.060 --> 0:48:20.910
<v Speaker 3>It's brioche. It's a sugary loaf, which means longer-lasting effects

0:48:21.170 --> 0:48:22.850
<v Speaker 3>on the brain. Shut up.

0:48:23.390 --> 0:48:24.069
<v Speaker 2>Brioche.

0:48:24.690 --> 0:48:25.489
<v Speaker 12>It's brioche.

0:48:27.630 --> 0:48:29.870
<v Speaker 3>Belle said, what? I'll be having none of that.

0:48:31.540 --> 0:48:33.439
<v Speaker 2>That's very sweet, everybody, for writing your toast.

0:48:33.780 --> 0:48:37.129
<v Speaker 3>It's so sweet. I appreciate that. And hopefully Belle does

0:48:37.230 --> 0:48:40.450
<v Speaker 3>have a speedy recovery.

0:48:39.790 --> 0:48:42.870
<v Speaker 2>From toast brain. How do you cure toast brain?

0:48:43.350 --> 0:48:45.250
<v Speaker 3>Well, for starters, you've got to stop eating flipping toast.

0:48:45.310 --> 0:48:47.189
<v Speaker 3>And I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.

0:48:48.590 --> 0:48:48.790
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:48:48.810 --> 0:48:51.710
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's treat the cause, not the symptom. We should

0:48:51.730 --> 0:48:53.660
<v Speaker 2>put a lock on the bread box. Yeah, I think

0:48:53.739 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 2>toast brain obviously causes a lot of issues for you.

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 2>But I think the way we stop this is by just...

0:49:00.489 --> 0:49:02.469
<v Speaker 2>banning toast from the office. Kind of like in our

0:49:02.489 --> 0:49:03.950
<v Speaker 2>schools can be nut-free zones.

0:49:04.270 --> 0:49:04.450
<v Speaker 10>Yep.

0:49:04.590 --> 0:49:05.840
<v Speaker 2>This needs to be a bread-free zone.

0:49:05.890 --> 0:49:09.060
<v Speaker 3>We could also maybe do a bit of a letterbox

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:13.120
<v Speaker 3>drop for all the bakeries in the area saying, hey,

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:16.410
<v Speaker 3>our friend's got toast brain. Please don't enable. Yep. She'll

0:49:16.430 --> 0:49:18.669
<v Speaker 3>probably come in and try and get a loaf or two. Yep.

0:49:18.770 --> 0:49:19.450
<v Speaker 2>This is her photo.

0:49:19.469 --> 0:49:22.340
<v Speaker 3>This is her photo. Please contact us if she comes in.

0:49:22.570 --> 0:49:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Do we do a, what's it called, a radiothon or

0:49:29.460 --> 0:49:34.460
<v Speaker 2>a podcast-a-thon where we raise funds to support.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Toast brain research?

0:49:35.020 --> 0:49:35.299
<v Speaker 2>Toast brain.

0:49:36.489 --> 0:49:38.979
<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, I heard you were doing this really awesome

0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:42.960
<v Speaker 3>thing for tuberculosis. No, no, no, sorry, you've misunderstood. TB,

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 3>in this sense, is toast brain. Oh, sorry, guys, I

0:49:46.100 --> 0:49:49.220
<v Speaker 3>wasn't familiar with the plight of toast brain. Can you

0:49:49.260 --> 0:49:49.819
<v Speaker 3>explain more?

0:49:49.900 --> 0:49:52.830
<v Speaker 2>We need to let you know how severely it's affecting

0:49:52.890 --> 0:49:53.390
<v Speaker 2>our producer.

0:49:53.450 --> 0:49:57.290
<v Speaker 3>It's when someone eats so much toast... In a radio

0:49:57.330 --> 0:50:00.850
<v Speaker 3>show that they're incapacitated and unable to perform their job

0:50:00.870 --> 0:50:02.050
<v Speaker 3>at the best of their abilities.

0:50:02.090 --> 0:50:04.230
<v Speaker 2>And because she has such a large team she manages,

0:50:04.290 --> 0:50:06.529
<v Speaker 2>it's tough. Because if she's out, no work gets done.

0:50:06.550 --> 0:50:08.509
<v Speaker 2>Because everyone's just kind of like headless chickens. It's like,

0:50:08.530 --> 0:50:08.950
<v Speaker 2>what do we do?

0:50:08.969 --> 0:50:10.569
<v Speaker 3>What do we do? What do we do? What do

0:50:10.590 --> 0:50:14.779
<v Speaker 3>we do? Like chickens picking from the grain. But the

0:50:14.820 --> 0:50:18.520
<v Speaker 3>grain is all the, you know, it's the whole wheat soup.

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:20.100
<v Speaker 3>Bill's brain.

0:50:20.140 --> 0:50:25.580
<v Speaker 12>Yes, yes, yes. He would be very lost without me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No,

0:50:25.620 --> 0:50:25.980
<v Speaker 12>you're fine.

0:50:26.440 --> 0:50:29.180
<v Speaker 8>No, yeah, I heard you through the glass before just saying,

0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:34.339
<v Speaker 8>we have 60 breaks to record.

0:50:34.390 --> 0:50:38.489
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. You're going to give me toast, Brian. We've got

0:50:38.489 --> 0:50:39.530
<v Speaker 3>60 whole breaks to record.

0:50:39.530 --> 0:50:42.630
<v Speaker 8>60 breaks, which the whole second week you'll see in

0:50:42.670 --> 0:50:45.330
<v Speaker 8>that spreadsheet I have logged because the show has a

0:50:45.370 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 8>sponsor and also your sales for the following week.

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:53.100
<v Speaker 12>So if you just basically... Who's the sponsor? Adelaide Symphony Orchestra.

0:50:53.260 --> 0:50:53.700
<v Speaker 2>God bless them.

0:50:54.460 --> 0:50:54.580
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:50:55.080 --> 0:50:57.370
<v Speaker 8>But that first week, there's no sponsor or hooks or anything.

0:50:57.489 --> 0:50:59.330
<v Speaker 8>I've also popped on like the Friday. I'm like, hey,

0:50:59.469 --> 0:51:01.489
<v Speaker 8>it's the AFL grand final. So on the Friday, you

0:51:01.510 --> 0:51:02.570
<v Speaker 8>can be like grand final tomorrow.

0:51:03.290 --> 0:51:07.690
<v Speaker 12>Nice. And then, yeah, but honestly, it's not hard.

0:51:07.890 --> 0:51:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Despite your ailment, you seem to have strung this together

0:51:11.980 --> 0:51:12.620
<v Speaker 3>very well.

0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

0:51:13.460 --> 0:51:16.720
<v Speaker 3>Even with notes of, you know, topical things happening and such.

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:17.359
<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

0:51:17.380 --> 0:51:20.919
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so you've got two weeks there. And it was,

0:51:20.980 --> 0:51:22.850
<v Speaker 8>was it Anastasia who posted in the pod squad saying

0:51:22.890 --> 0:51:23.730
<v Speaker 8>that she will be listening?

0:51:23.750 --> 0:51:24.529
<v Speaker 12>Or was it Maida?

0:51:24.570 --> 0:51:24.650
<v Speaker 8>Who?

0:51:24.989 --> 0:51:26.830
<v Speaker 12>Who posted saying they'll be listening to the replays?

0:51:27.570 --> 0:51:28.109
<v Speaker 2>Anastasia, I thought.

0:51:28.130 --> 0:51:28.750
<v Speaker 12>It was Anastasia?

0:51:29.050 --> 0:51:31.229
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so you guys were giving crap saying who listens

0:51:31.270 --> 0:51:33.930
<v Speaker 8>to the Best Of shows. Well, Anastasia will be soaking

0:51:33.969 --> 0:51:34.870
<v Speaker 8>in all my heart.

0:51:34.890 --> 0:51:37.910
<v Speaker 2>No, let me correct the record. I was more mocking

0:51:38.170 --> 0:51:41.390
<v Speaker 2>that you were plugging... To listen to the best of

0:51:41.469 --> 0:51:41.650
<v Speaker 2>the shows.

0:51:41.670 --> 0:51:43.170
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, because I put effort into this. I was like,

0:51:43.230 --> 0:51:43.970
<v Speaker 12>please listen.

0:51:44.010 --> 0:51:45.810
<v Speaker 2>I think people will listen, but I thought it was

0:51:45.950 --> 0:51:48.569
<v Speaker 2>funny that you were plugging content that podcasters would have

0:51:48.590 --> 0:51:49.210
<v Speaker 2>already heard.

0:51:49.450 --> 0:51:50.810
<v Speaker 12>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:51:51.050 --> 0:51:54.509
<v Speaker 8>Yes, well, no, it's good. Look, there's some good stuff

0:51:54.550 --> 0:51:57.109
<v Speaker 8>in there. We have done some good things since our

0:51:57.150 --> 0:51:59.969
<v Speaker 8>last break. So, yeah, there are some good things in there.

0:52:00.010 --> 0:52:02.150
<v Speaker 3>It's come around pretty quick, really, hasn't it?

0:52:02.610 --> 0:52:05.399
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, we haven't been on for that long. We really haven't.

0:52:05.500 --> 0:52:08.040
<v Speaker 3>It's time around, yeah. It's 10 weeks or something.

0:52:08.219 --> 0:52:14.489
<v Speaker 2>Could we make up shirts and sell them to raise

0:52:14.550 --> 0:52:18.650
<v Speaker 2>money for Toastbrain? So it's like, I'm aware of Toastbrain.

0:52:19.370 --> 0:52:20.690
<v Speaker 3>Toastbrain awareness month.

0:52:20.870 --> 0:52:22.089
<v Speaker 12>I acknowledge Toastbrain.

0:52:22.250 --> 0:52:23.550
<v Speaker 2>I acknowledge Toastbrain is real.

0:52:24.410 --> 0:52:26.359
<v Speaker 12>Isn't TB actually taboo?

0:52:26.380 --> 0:52:27.900
<v Speaker 2>And then we sell the shirts and we donate the

0:52:27.940 --> 0:52:30.210
<v Speaker 2>money to Toastbrain. And then you're right, we do a

0:52:30.270 --> 0:52:30.990
<v Speaker 2>month of awareness.

0:52:31.070 --> 0:52:32.029
<v Speaker 12>You know what's going to be really funny?

0:52:32.050 --> 0:52:34.810
<v Speaker 2>Could November... No, it's October. October's the next month coming up.

0:52:34.870 --> 0:52:36.450
<v Speaker 2>Could we do Toast Brain Awareness Month?

0:52:37.330 --> 0:52:37.549
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:52:38.930 --> 0:52:41.839
<v Speaker 3>We need a ribbon. Yeah.

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Like a Lance Armstrong bracelet.

0:52:43.500 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, most of the.

0:52:44.060 --> 0:52:46.000
<v Speaker 2>What colour would Toast Brain be? It would be brown, right?

0:52:46.020 --> 0:52:47.640
<v Speaker 3>It's like wholemeal, yeah. Like yellow.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:48.860
<v Speaker 12>Oh, well, no, that's cancer.

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:50.239
<v Speaker 8>Like.

0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:51.940
<v Speaker 2>Brown. We'll do toast brown.

0:52:52.260 --> 0:52:53.060
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:52:53.380 --> 0:52:53.560
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:52:53.860 --> 0:52:54.220
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:54.620
<v Speaker 12>Brown bread.

0:52:57.120 --> 0:52:57.520
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, all right.

0:52:57.640 --> 0:52:58.220
<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool.

0:52:58.360 --> 0:53:00.549
<v Speaker 2>Do we change the name of the People's Republic of

0:53:00.590 --> 0:53:01.910
<v Speaker 2>Ben and Liam to.

0:53:01.630 --> 0:53:05.290
<v Speaker 12>The Toast Brain Support Club?

0:53:05.330 --> 0:53:11.610
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. These are all great ideas.

0:53:14.230 --> 0:53:17.730
<v Speaker 12>Well, look, God Tier update as well. We are going

0:53:17.770 --> 0:53:20.310
<v Speaker 12>to pick up Alison's car in about an hour.

0:53:20.330 --> 0:53:20.500
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, wow.

0:53:20.510 --> 0:53:20.770
<v Speaker 5>Very exciting.

0:53:21.050 --> 0:53:24.820
<v Speaker 12>Very exciting. And I just can't wait for everyone to

0:53:24.860 --> 0:53:26.220
<v Speaker 12>see the car. It's so cute.

0:53:26.980 --> 0:53:30.500
<v Speaker 8>And then we will have Margie and a lot of

0:53:30.520 --> 0:53:32.920
<v Speaker 8>people coming through on Friday now to get tats.

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:34.700
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be a busy morning.

0:53:34.780 --> 0:53:36.799
<v Speaker 12>Well, I've locked in the tattoo artist, and that was

0:53:36.840 --> 0:53:38.000
<v Speaker 12>originally just for one tat.

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:40.540
<v Speaker 8>And now I have to call them and say, actually,

0:53:40.580 --> 0:53:41.360
<v Speaker 8>can you do three?

0:53:42.070 --> 0:53:45.089
<v Speaker 12>So hopefully he still can. But I'm just going to

0:53:45.250 --> 0:53:46.410
<v Speaker 12>speak to him today.

0:53:46.489 --> 0:53:47.830
<v Speaker 3>Tattoo room or something like that.

0:53:47.930 --> 0:53:49.390
<v Speaker 12>Well, if you just come out with your mic and

0:53:49.430 --> 0:53:50.090
<v Speaker 12>be like, hey.

0:53:50.690 --> 0:53:51.790
<v Speaker 3>Sarah, where are you going?

0:53:51.950 --> 0:53:52.390
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

0:53:52.530 --> 0:53:53.089
<v Speaker 12>Oh, how's that?

0:53:53.469 --> 0:53:54.930
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they would do it, but we should

0:53:54.969 --> 0:53:57.089
<v Speaker 2>do a thing where we put different body parts on

0:53:57.130 --> 0:53:59.529
<v Speaker 2>the wheel and we spin it and whatever it lands

0:53:59.590 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 2>on is what they get the tattoo on.

0:54:00.570 --> 0:54:04.960
<v Speaker 12>That's fun. Would you get one? Why don't you get

0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:05.739
<v Speaker 12>one while he's here?

0:54:05.940 --> 0:54:06.340
<v Speaker 3>Of what?

0:54:07.060 --> 0:54:07.460
<v Speaker 15>Yourself.

0:54:07.480 --> 0:54:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I want to get my own name on it.

0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:11.060
<v Speaker 12>I don't know.

0:54:11.420 --> 0:54:15.940
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you get one? The ultimate.

0:54:17.640 --> 0:54:21.460
<v Speaker 12>Sacrifice.

0:54:21.700 --> 0:54:25.560
<v Speaker 8>Brandon, I'll get on air and I'll be with you guys.

0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:30.180
<v Speaker 12>No, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. But no,

0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:30.919
<v Speaker 12>I'm just thinking maybe.

0:54:33.620 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 2>What would I get?

0:54:34.340 --> 0:54:35.979
<v Speaker 3>What would I get?

0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:37.799
<v Speaker 12>What would I get? As in, sorry, what do I

0:54:37.840 --> 0:54:38.319
<v Speaker 12>get in return?

0:54:38.340 --> 0:54:41.200
<v Speaker 2>As much toast as you can eat. You might go

0:54:41.219 --> 0:54:42.219
<v Speaker 2>into a toast coma, but.

0:54:44.010 --> 0:54:45.830
<v Speaker 12>No, I will not be getting a better Liam Tattoo.

0:54:45.850 --> 0:54:46.450
<v Speaker 12>Can you imagine?

0:54:47.750 --> 0:54:50.610
<v Speaker 3>Great content. I mean, I could.

0:54:50.930 --> 0:54:52.090
<v Speaker 12>Now that I think about it, I could.

0:54:52.210 --> 0:54:53.270
<v Speaker 3>Nah, no.

0:54:54.210 --> 0:54:54.510
<v Speaker 12>No.

0:54:54.530 --> 0:54:57.310
<v Speaker 3>I think you've almost got it.

0:54:57.350 --> 0:54:58.130
<v Speaker 2>I think he's almost there.

0:54:58.150 --> 0:54:59.890
<v Speaker 8>No, I was thinking maybe I could get like a plinth.

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:04.020
<v Speaker 8>And it's like for our whole time together. And, you know,

0:55:04.060 --> 0:55:05.490
<v Speaker 8>that kind of just symbolizes it.

0:55:07.260 --> 0:55:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:10.259
<v Speaker 12>Or I could get BLB and then cross out the

0:55:10.300 --> 0:55:10.859
<v Speaker 12>B for my name.

0:55:11.340 --> 0:55:11.520
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:55:13.580 --> 0:55:15.680
<v Speaker 3>You've already got an on-air tattoo. You could cross out

0:55:16.060 --> 0:55:16.859
<v Speaker 3>and just have off.

0:55:18.260 --> 0:55:22.580
<v Speaker 2>No, you put a line through on-air and then try producer.

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:33.790
<v Speaker 12>This is funny. Yeah.

0:55:33.810 --> 0:55:36.110
<v Speaker 3>Toast brain survivor.

0:55:36.390 --> 0:55:36.790
<v Speaker 1>Sad.

0:55:36.969 --> 0:55:38.009
<v Speaker 12>I don't know.

0:55:38.110 --> 0:55:38.710
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well.

0:55:39.450 --> 0:55:41.500
<v Speaker 12>Okay, yeah, you wouldn't. Because, Ben, you don't have any.

0:55:41.510 --> 0:55:43.110
<v Speaker 2>Does it run in the family? Does your mum get TB?

0:55:44.550 --> 0:55:47.010
<v Speaker 12>See, now I don't... Are you referring to migraines as TB?

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:48.779
<v Speaker 12>Or are we talking about just.

0:55:48.860 --> 0:55:51.620
<v Speaker 2>I think TB is a collective term for.

0:55:51.780 --> 0:55:53.480
<v Speaker 3>Just feeling... If you feel lethargic or.

0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Feeling unwell.

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 3>If there's ever been, like, a little bit of a

0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:59.480
<v Speaker 3>mistake or some tardiness, we go... We'll just blame it

0:55:59.520 --> 0:55:59.980
<v Speaker 3>on the toast.

0:56:00.380 --> 0:56:00.760
<v Speaker 12>Oh, no.

0:56:00.780 --> 0:56:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Does your mum get TB?

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:03.100
<v Speaker 3>She gets migraines.

0:56:03.160 --> 0:56:04.839
<v Speaker 12>I got my migraines from her. She got it from

0:56:04.900 --> 0:56:05.339
<v Speaker 12>her mum.

0:56:05.360 --> 0:56:06.840
<v Speaker 2>So it runs in the family.

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:07.759
<v Speaker 12>No, again.

0:56:08.900 --> 0:56:11.200
<v Speaker 8>I feel like migraines are separate to toast brain here.

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:12.280
<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:12.920
<v Speaker 12>No one cares.

0:56:12.940 --> 0:56:13.540
<v Speaker 2>It's a catch-all.

0:56:13.640 --> 0:56:15.609
<v Speaker 3>Was your grandma a toast guzzler?

0:56:16.840 --> 0:56:18.610
<v Speaker 2>Well, you think back in the war times, they had

0:56:18.620 --> 0:56:19.150
<v Speaker 2>a lot of toast.

0:56:19.469 --> 0:56:21.089
<v Speaker 3>Yes. It's like their whole thing.

0:56:21.290 --> 0:56:23.589
<v Speaker 12>She did. She lived a hell of a life during

0:56:23.630 --> 0:56:26.530
<v Speaker 12>World War II. She hid some people in their house.

0:56:27.050 --> 0:56:27.790
<v Speaker 3>Because they're Dutch.

0:56:28.350 --> 0:56:28.529
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:56:28.910 --> 0:56:29.350
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow.

0:56:29.390 --> 0:56:32.830
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, they were a really rich Dutch. They owned a butcher,

0:56:33.390 --> 0:56:35.549
<v Speaker 12>of course, in The Hague.

0:56:35.630 --> 0:56:36.509
<v Speaker 3>It's disgusting to.

0:56:36.469 --> 0:56:37.430
<v Speaker 2>See their granddaughter now.

0:56:41.210 --> 0:56:42.730
<v Speaker 3>Shunning the family business.

0:56:42.770 --> 0:56:44.989
<v Speaker 12>I actually, last time I went to Holland, I went

0:56:45.030 --> 0:56:45.690
<v Speaker 12>and saw the butcher.

0:56:45.710 --> 0:56:47.010
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's still there?

0:56:47.030 --> 0:56:48.030
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:56:48.070 --> 0:56:48.300
<v Speaker 10>Wow.

0:56:48.340 --> 0:56:50.660
<v Speaker 12>It's a beautiful building, old building. But yeah, so it

0:56:50.680 --> 0:56:51.740
<v Speaker 12>was started by our family.

0:56:51.780 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 3>But yeah.

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 2>I think it's more of a European thing. But in

0:56:54.780 --> 0:56:56.900
<v Speaker 2>a lot of European butchers, I believe they have sawdust

0:56:56.940 --> 0:56:57.420
<v Speaker 2>on the floors.

0:56:58.860 --> 0:56:59.090
<v Speaker 3>Why?

0:56:59.110 --> 0:57:00.150
<v Speaker 2>You don't even get it here. It could suck up

0:57:00.170 --> 0:57:02.810
<v Speaker 2>all the blood. And then at the end of the day,

0:57:02.830 --> 0:57:04.650
<v Speaker 2>they sweep it out and they put fresh sawdust in.

0:57:04.670 --> 0:57:05.590
<v Speaker 12>That's awful.

0:57:05.630 --> 0:57:05.810
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:57:06.770 --> 0:57:10.930
<v Speaker 8>Well, yes, but she did a bit and hid some people.

0:57:11.010 --> 0:57:13.239
<v Speaker 12>Whereas my Opa, my grandpa, he was on the border.

0:57:14.260 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 12>It's very like Titanic story. Like he was very not

0:57:17.260 --> 0:57:17.660
<v Speaker 12>well off.

0:57:17.780 --> 0:57:19.360
<v Speaker 2>The border of what?

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:20.800
<v Speaker 12>Germany and Holland.

0:57:21.020 --> 0:57:24.140
<v Speaker 8>And they used his farm to, they just, all the

0:57:24.160 --> 0:57:26.330
<v Speaker 8>German soldiers came and just took over the farm and

0:57:26.370 --> 0:57:28.870
<v Speaker 8>they said, right, we're living here now. And so him

0:57:28.890 --> 0:57:30.430
<v Speaker 8>and his family just had to like, they got like

0:57:30.510 --> 0:57:31.510
<v Speaker 8>one room in their own farm.

0:57:31.830 --> 0:57:33.350
<v Speaker 12>And all the soldiers took over their whole place.

0:57:33.450 --> 0:57:36.290
<v Speaker 2>That was the same as Poppy. He had like six

0:57:36.370 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 2>brothers and sisters, lived in Austria. And the farm got

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:45.800
<v Speaker 2>occupied by the regime. And they let all the kids

0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:48.920
<v Speaker 2>and the mum go. And they walked across the border

0:57:48.940 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 2>to safety. And his dad stayed behind to run the farm.

0:57:53.340 --> 0:57:55.460
<v Speaker 2>Because they used the farm as like a stronghold. So

0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:57.440
<v Speaker 2>they needed someone there to stay and look after it.

0:57:57.450 --> 0:58:00.250
<v Speaker 2>So all the kids and the mum left. He stayed there.

0:58:00.270 --> 0:58:01.300
<v Speaker 2>I think that was the last time they saw him.

0:58:01.810 --> 0:58:02.330
<v Speaker 16>Oh, really?

0:58:02.350 --> 0:58:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, crazy, isn't it? Yeah, and then half of them,

0:58:06.320 --> 0:58:08.700
<v Speaker 2>so there was six in total. Not sure where the

0:58:08.740 --> 0:58:11.460
<v Speaker 2>mum went, but half went to America and half went

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:12.100
<v Speaker 2>to Australia.

0:58:12.980 --> 0:58:14.760
<v Speaker 12>Wow, and so that's how he was here.

0:58:14.780 --> 0:58:18.830
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I've still got family in America on Poppy's side.

0:58:18.890 --> 0:58:19.650
<v Speaker 9>Oh, wow.

0:58:19.890 --> 0:58:20.450
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow.

0:58:20.470 --> 0:58:22.370
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you should rekindle. Yeah, it'd be nice to see them.

0:58:22.390 --> 0:58:23.330
<v Speaker 2>I've never been to America.

0:58:23.670 --> 0:58:24.830
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:58:25.170 --> 0:58:26.050
<v Speaker 2>That's fascinating.

0:58:26.070 --> 0:58:28.310
<v Speaker 8>You know, we sit here and we're like, oh, you know, oh,

0:58:28.310 --> 0:58:32.360
<v Speaker 8>60 breaks to record. But they're literally, literally, you know,

0:58:32.380 --> 0:58:34.780
<v Speaker 8>your family's getting split up. You're just, you're getting these

0:58:34.800 --> 0:58:36.300
<v Speaker 8>soldiers coming through saying we're taking your house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So, yeah, we really can't complain when I'm like, oh,

0:58:39.630 --> 0:58:41.430
<v Speaker 8>I've got to make two weeks of shows.

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<v Speaker 3>I never complained. I was just merely, I was merely

0:58:46.990 --> 0:58:50.890
<v Speaker 3>stating what was in store for us today. For two

0:58:51.610 --> 0:58:53.670
<v Speaker 3>hardworking boys.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My toxic trait is that I believe that if a

0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:03.010
<v Speaker 2>regime came to take my farm, I would have a

0:59:03.250 --> 0:59:06.910
<v Speaker 2>series of booby traps. And I would stop them at

0:59:06.930 --> 0:59:07.190
<v Speaker 2>the door.

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<v Speaker 3>Take down Nazi Germany.

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<v Speaker 12>What's one booby trap you'd have?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have a big pit with like a blanket over

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<v Speaker 2>it and there'd be a bunch of like, you know,

0:59:13.240 --> 0:59:13.800
<v Speaker 2>sticks in there.

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<v Speaker 3>What can't be.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow me! Chase me over here.

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<v Speaker 3>What can't be understated is just the big pit with

0:59:23.190 --> 0:59:26.010
<v Speaker 3>the tight rug and hay and then just lots of sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>That's what Ben just said.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but just the stick, the sticks in the pit.

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:33.300
<v Speaker 3>The sharpened sticks is a bad way to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's saying he's supporting my idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Another one. I'm well aware. I was just sort of

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<v Speaker 3>adding to.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one would be like, I'd run between two trees.

0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:47.880
<v Speaker 2>There'd be a blade, like a really tight string. They

0:59:47.900 --> 0:59:49.780
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't see it. I would duck at the last second.

0:59:50.340 --> 0:59:51.140
<v Speaker 2>Take out a couple of them.

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<v Speaker 8>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they'd be chasing me. The string's so tight.

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<v Speaker 12>It would just.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:59:56.800 --> 0:59:57.780
<v Speaker 2>That's wild.

0:59:57.820 --> 0:59:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Classic is you just have the string in the door

0:59:59.960 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 3>there with the grenade. So it pulls the pin out

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<v Speaker 3>when the door's opened.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine there'd be one moment where I'd run into

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<v Speaker 2>the shed, into the barn, and they'd all run in

1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:10.470
<v Speaker 2>and the lights would be off. They'd be like, where'd

1:00:10.490 --> 1:00:15.190
<v Speaker 2>it go, where'd it go? The Perkins diesel fires up

1:00:15.250 --> 1:00:18.030
<v Speaker 2>and it's just a big 110 horsepower tractor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But is it slow? No, it's very fast. I've modified it.

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<v Speaker 3>The other one is when Ben's hiding in the bar. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>the barn.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have a bar in the barn.

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<v Speaker 3>He's hiding behind the bar in the barn. And he starts,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, he smashes a bottle. And then all the

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<v Speaker 3>soldiers run in. And as they open the door, there's

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<v Speaker 3>like a big log with a longer log hanging on it.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to imagine like a T. Then there's lots

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<v Speaker 3>of spikes on the top of that log. Sort of

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<v Speaker 3>like a big rake. But that, when the barn doors open,

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<v Speaker 3>that flies down and the spikes puncture all the soldiers.

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<v Speaker 3>There's also obviously when it's raining and you lure them

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<v Speaker 3>into the woods, you smother yourself in mud. And then

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<v Speaker 3>as they're all sort of walking around, they don't see you.

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<v Speaker 3>And then. your eyes just open and you're in the mud,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like in the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's when I've got the bowie knife.

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<v Speaker 12>It's like in Hunger Games because he can paint.

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<v Speaker 3>Himself as the log.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He paints himself so well. They stole it from Rambo.

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<v Speaker 12>And then they don't see him and he is the log.

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<v Speaker 12>Little Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do the one where like I've escaped them

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, where did he go? And they're like

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<v Speaker 2>on the other side of the farm and I've got a.

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<v Speaker 2>50 cal sniper. Where did you get that from? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got that in the floorboards under the house.

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<v Speaker 12>Where did you get it from?

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<v Speaker 3>A guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I shoot the oil drum just behind them. Takes

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<v Speaker 2>out half the house.

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<v Speaker 3>But then also you lure them into a field, but

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<v Speaker 3>you've sort of got like a big ring around of

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<v Speaker 3>like fuel. And you run to the other side of

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<v Speaker 3>the ring. Then they're like in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 3>And as you just light up a smoke, They say,

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<v Speaker 3>see you in hell, and then you throw the cigarette

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<v Speaker 3>in their court in the ring. That was in that

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<v Speaker 3>Bone Temple movie. Bone Temple? Was there a fire in there?

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<v Speaker 12>Whatever, days later, years later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which one was it?

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<v Speaker 12>What is it, 30?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 3>28 years later? 28 years later. The second one?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And then he sets the ring, and he has it

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<v Speaker 8>all lined out in the Bone Temple, and he pretends

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<v Speaker 8>to be the demon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sad bit.

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<v Speaker 12>Very sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben never finished it, right?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to finish it, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You still haven't finished the bone tip.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really liked it.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, you've got to finish it. Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, that was the other one. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how recently I said I couldn't finish Obsession because it

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<v Speaker 2>was too much for me? The shoe... Shoe on the

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<v Speaker 2>other foot though with Bone Temple because I loved it

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<v Speaker 2>and it was that scene in the barn with the

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<v Speaker 2>jimmies and Sam couldn't go on.

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<v Speaker 3>That's early on, isn't it? That's like 20 minutes in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got about half an hour into the movie

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<v Speaker 2>before she was like.

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<v Speaker 12>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That part is pretty heinous.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with the gore.

1:03:06.990 --> 1:03:08.280
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't faze me.

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<v Speaker 12>What's an obsession that's so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so unnerving. I don't do well with demons.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say I found 28. years later, part two,

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<v Speaker 3>harder to watch than Obsession. Really?

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, I don't do well with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just purely from the, like, awe.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, like the pool, where they're fighting in the pool

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<v Speaker 12>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, one feels, for me, Obsession's like, that's not real.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's all, like, make-believe. But I know 28 is, like,

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<v Speaker 3>zombies and stuff, but it's still, that particular scene is

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<v Speaker 3>just people hurting other people. Like, that could happen, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Like, that's just, like, this creepy, like.

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<v Speaker 8>I was thinking before when you were talking about your

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<v Speaker 8>little booby traps and stuff and like brainstorming. Can you

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<v Speaker 8>imagine like the writers of all of these films, but especially.

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<v Speaker 12>Like Saw and stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>And you're sitting there and you've got to think up, okay,

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<v Speaker 8>what is the most heinous creative contraption we can think of? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>you've got to be a bit cool. And then this happens.

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<v Speaker 8>And then it's like pig's blood. And then there's a

1:04:03.070 --> 1:04:04.390
<v Speaker 8>big carcass. And then she gets pushed in the oven.

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<v Speaker 12>And you're like, oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And then this can– like that process would be so fascinating.

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<v Speaker 8>But also that's people's like full-on job. And they're just

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<v Speaker 8>trying to think of, like, how heinous can we make it?

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<v Speaker 8>And just being like, and then this happens. Then she's

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<v Speaker 8>got to find the key to unlock, but it's in

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<v Speaker 8>her organs.

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<v Speaker 12>Then, like, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>With a pool of needles, it's always just stuck in

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<v Speaker 2>the end. The one where they, it's super simple, but there's, like,

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<v Speaker 2>this thing on their head that's going to kill them.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a key to take it off. But to

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<v Speaker 2>take it off, they have to push their hand through

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<v Speaker 2>the blade. to grab it. So it's like you have

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<v Speaker 2>to basically cut your own hand off to get the

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<v Speaker 2>key to free your head.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but wasn't there another helmet with the key and

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<v Speaker 8>the key was in his organs in her friends and

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<v Speaker 8>so she had to stab him and get the key

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<v Speaker 8>out of the intestine.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw was a whole thing, wasn't it? Wasn't there like

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<v Speaker 3>weirdly like a Saw 7 with Chris Rock recently?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Rock?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Chris Rock is randomly.

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<v Speaker 12>I think they're up to like 10, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're up to 10.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Spiral 2021 and Chris Rock is the lead actor.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Which is five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like, yeah. It's called Spiral.

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<v Speaker 2>What number is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Honestly, I remember seeing the poster and

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<v Speaker 3>then never heard anything else about it. Spin-off as the

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<v Speaker 3>ninth Saw film.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine.

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<v Speaker 13>Nine.

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<v Speaker 12>So there isn't ten. There have to be nine. I'll

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<v Speaker 12>show you there'll be ten. Guys, it's so hard not

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<v Speaker 12>to show you the car. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we'll see it today and you'll hear it on

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<v Speaker 2>the show tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 12>It's like what dreams are made of.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. We will leave it there unless there is

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<v Speaker 2>any more business from the room.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no more business from me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, gee.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful. Well, we better tuck into our 60 breaks. Not complaining.

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<v Speaker 3>Just saying that's how much we've got to do.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't forget about the extra podcast you have to record.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This is true. This is true.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a little idea. We've done five bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the notes. We've done four meet the teams. And there's

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<v Speaker 2>one more to record.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I'm thinking... A little topic tennis. Now, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>an idea in mind and I hope you like it.

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<v Speaker 12>All right.

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<v Speaker 8>Cool.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's it.