WEBVTT - MINI: What's In Your Bedside Table

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Orders on your bedside table. My wife is always, always,

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<v Speaker 2>always has always been the case, trying to get me

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<v Speaker 2>to be less cluttered. It used to be on the

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<v Speaker 2>bedside table at least five to six books that I

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<v Speaker 2>was reading, and she would go, Chris, clutter attracts clutter.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we narrow it down? So now I'm allowed to Mummy,

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<v Speaker 2>lets me have two books there. She can just about tolerate. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she got There's no way she's say, because I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm reading all of these, I'm reading all She goes

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<v Speaker 2>actually actually said, she said to me once it can't

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<v Speaker 2>be good for your head. She says, like too many

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<v Speaker 2>open tabs. Have you seen my desktop? There's about seventy

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<v Speaker 2>always open tabs. So yeah, I've got the now and

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<v Speaker 2>now down to two books. There's also a stack of

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<v Speaker 2>about twenty blank flash cards and a sharpie for any

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<v Speaker 2>like ideas in the middle of the night and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No fears, like the kind of thing that you I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like romantically you want to be having it.

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<v Speaker 2>They do get used. But trouble is in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't understand the idea or the handwriting,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm trying to do it without turning the bedside

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<v Speaker 2>light on. You ever tried writing in the dark. It's impossible.

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<v Speaker 1>I've said, you're writing in the light and it's impossible

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<v Speaker 1>to read.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one is a little roll on a romantherapy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this tiny little thing. You can roll it

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<v Speaker 2>on your wrists and they rob together. Get a bed, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 2>what's on your bedside table?

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<v Speaker 3>I have got all my positive pregnancy tests on, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the pee on the stick thing. I just I just

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<v Speaker 3>keep them because it was part of our journey and

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<v Speaker 3>it just makes me feel thankful for having Audery each day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, so it was on the on the

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<v Speaker 2>bedside table or in the drawer.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a couple in the drawer and Audrey's on the

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<v Speaker 3>top of the Table's fourteen, so it's been there for fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just keep it there because it was just such

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<v Speaker 3>a momentous like it. Yeah, she she is why I

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<v Speaker 3>get up at two forty five each morning because I

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<v Speaker 3>think she's She's everything. This is why I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So but yeah, but sure, but maybe have a photo

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<v Speaker 2>over there a bit of Steale urine. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely love my kids and they are the reason

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<v Speaker 2>I get up, mainly to pay for university fees now

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<v Speaker 2>and accommodation. But photos so much better than dried old urine.

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<v Speaker 2>After smells a room, that's my peak.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, it's my bedside table.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio said to Jack and I. Patsy has got a

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<v Speaker 2>real curve one. What a surprise, And we got the

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<v Speaker 2>against secret sound. It would have been running for years.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the worst of it. I also have a

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<v Speaker 3>few of her baby teeth not.

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<v Speaker 1>On display in the draw That's better than out and about.

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<v Speaker 1>But still no comment.

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<v Speaker 2>And all I'm saying is right if you broke into that,

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<v Speaker 2>if that was the first one you broke into first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, and then you open up a drawer to

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<v Speaker 2>see if there's enjoying those teeth and get you guys, whoever.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, it's a psych We're not safe.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie boy, what have you got in your bedside tap?

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<v Speaker 1>There is a lot more ordinary than that. Most of

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<v Speaker 1>the real estate is taken up by the sea pat machine,

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<v Speaker 1>which I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to live. And that has changed your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I swear by it. He said. The doctor told

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<v Speaker 1>him that he needs one, I said, Huggy, do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It will change your.

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<v Speaker 2>H You think about how long he's been going on

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<v Speaker 2>like that and all the problems that it can create.

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<v Speaker 1>Changes you do not know. You just I wasn't getting

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<v Speaker 1>a normal night sleep until you were dying. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>was dying every night. Now that I sleep through the

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<v Speaker 1>night properly, I've got so much more energy in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>The other things I've got on there. I got one book,

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<v Speaker 1>I only need one at a time. I've got the

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<v Speaker 1>Alexa speaker. So she turns off the lights at night,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know you could train it to you. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>she turns off.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so good, So how does you cut your hands?

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell her I can turn off all the lights. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>what we say is I've got her program to run

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<v Speaker 1>the bedtime routine. So excuse me, Alexa back, rub my

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<v Speaker 1>French tickler, Alexa time for bed. And then she'll turn

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<v Speaker 1>off all the lights except the bedside lamb. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she'll play brown noise, which we sleep too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so I thought that was a make out mixtape

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<v Speaker 2>or something. Is that Kendrick the Males song? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what you're talking about that? So how do you

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<v Speaker 2>how do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You a program programmer in the Alexa app? So you say,

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<v Speaker 1>which life?

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<v Speaker 2>How she turned the lights out?

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<v Speaker 1>You got to get smart bobs and I would actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, they're good and they're not good. They're

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<v Speaker 1>great when they work. But every now and again she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find the living room, and it's like, check

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<v Speaker 1>if the studio is attached to the WiFi.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, don't tell me. You have to get out

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<v Speaker 2>of your bed. You don't flick a light switch, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. Put this into a story one day. Every

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<v Speaker 2>once in a while. Oh god, I'm gonna have one.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't turn myself technology. Typical woman.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're cozy in bed the last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how the old people used to deal

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<v Speaker 2>with this for centuries. I'd hate to live in a cave.

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<v Speaker 1>The technology could be improved, is all I'm saying.

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