Speaker 1: Laura, come on.
Speaker 2: Three o'clock, Happy Tuesday, Goals three.
Speaker 3: As it is every day when we come here three
Speaker 3: o'clock on the dot, we're a fishing. What happens if
Speaker 3: we're late?
Speaker 2: It's not three o'clock on the dot, we're.
Speaker 3: Ever actually light on the dot.
Speaker 4: Well, like an old watch, we try our best, like.
Speaker 1: A backup recording asking for a friend in case we
Speaker 1: don't make it in time for three o'clock.
Speaker 2: What plates I think? No, I'm here and I just
Speaker 2: have to feel until you guys get back.
Speaker 5: All right, Well we are here, guys. What do you
Speaker 5: think of my bracelet? It's very important. Tell me how
Speaker 5: much you love it? Oh it's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Where did you guys?
Speaker 5: This was made for me by a young girl named Gazelle,
Speaker 5: who is currently at the Royal Children's Hospital. And the
Speaker 5: reason why I wanted to talk about this today is
Speaker 5: because it's a very very very important day today.
Speaker 3: It is Stylin Foundation's day.
Speaker 5: It is and if you're not familiar with Starlight Foundation,
Speaker 5: they are incredible. They are literally the happiest people on earth.
Speaker 5: They go into children's hospitals and they make the children
Speaker 5: in there who may be in there for a very
Speaker 5: very long time, have some of the most incredible memories.
Speaker 5: They do activities with them, they put.
Speaker 3: On shows for them. They just like there's sunshine.
Speaker 4: Personified and mind away from what they get to do.
Speaker 5: How when you think about these kids that are in hospital,
Speaker 5: who are missing out in their childhood because they're battling
Speaker 5: leukemia and cancer, and Gazelle is one of these kids.
Speaker 5: And today is the day that if you donate money,
Speaker 5: they will match it, so they will double it. Whatever
Speaker 5: you donate today to the Starlight Foundation gets doubled.
Speaker 3: So what an incredible.
Speaker 1: Thinking about it. If you've been thinking about making a donation,
Speaker 1: no matter how small or big, If you've only got
Speaker 1: a dollar or two, that adds up. If everyone does
Speaker 1: a dollar or two, that ads up totally. And I
Speaker 1: think so many of us take it for granted that
Speaker 1: we have. If you've got kids and they're healthy, like,
Speaker 1: think about it if it was your child that ended
Speaker 1: up in hospital, how much this could really help a
Speaker 1: family out of It happened so quickly.
Speaker 4: You know you're healthy one minute, the next you're there.
Speaker 1: So, hey, guys, I believe it or not, went out
Speaker 1: on the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm not often a social butterfly.
Speaker 1: But I've realized something that everyone does that really grinds
Speaker 1: my gears. Like I hate this one thing that people
Speaker 1: are doing to me, and I used to be that person.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't even remember what it's like going out anymore.
Speaker 5: The dance grinding up on you.
Speaker 1: A lot of people do it. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are guilty of it. I think you've experienced before, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Too, because I was there with you. So did I
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 3: Something that someone says.
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about it after the break because
Speaker 1: I just want you to think about it for a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: Got hit on a bar.
Speaker 4: That I didn't that come for me?
Speaker 3: Tell me you want to, I wouldn't do anything. But like,
Speaker 3: that's always It.
Speaker 2: Can't be the fact that I bought both your drinks.
Speaker 2: I can't be complaining about that.
Speaker 3: Why did you do that? Mitch? A friend fight?
Speaker 2: I love you, Let's go. It's Tuesday around Australia. Welcome
Speaker 2: pick up everyone high.
Speaker 1: So this happened to me on the weekend and I
Speaker 1: had this huge realization that this is probably want to
Speaker 1: go out because people make me feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Mitch, you were and that's not a.
Speaker 1: Blanket, say you didn't go out on the weekend, though,
Speaker 1: there's a reason I went out on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Went to a party.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: I was there and Mitch was there.
Speaker 1: We went to It was a mutual friends party and
Speaker 1: it was a great night. But when I left, I
Speaker 1: had this really like awkward encounter with somebody that I
Speaker 1: don't know very well, like I know them through someone
Speaker 1: else that they were just at the party, to the
Speaker 1: point of like I'd never met them in person.
Speaker 3: I just knew them from.
Speaker 1: All an online acquaintance. I didn't even follow them online.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it just like knew them through people.
Speaker 3: How long did you get talking to this person for
Speaker 3: a little while?
Speaker 1: It was at the end anyway, when we were leaving,
Speaker 1: I went up and said goodbye to a lot of people,
Speaker 1: so I didn't just smoke brom and I said goodbye,
Speaker 1: and he was like, a hey, it's been so great
Speaker 1: to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to miss you. And I just looked at
Speaker 3: him and I was like, yeah, I'll see you around.
Speaker 1: And I was like weird that he said you you
Speaker 1: don't know me. Then he said okay, babe, love you
Speaker 1: and I said bye. So he told me he missed
Speaker 1: me and he loved me in like twenty seconds. Now
Speaker 1: I don't know this person. And then I was so
Speaker 1: awkward and uncomfortable, and I was like, why do people
Speaker 1: throw away these terms of I love you and I
Speaker 1: miss you? You know, when you run into someone and
Speaker 1: they're like, can't wait to catch up, You're like, you
Speaker 1: know we're never going to catch up.
Speaker 3: I think you're overthinking it a bit though.
Speaker 5: I love you, yeah, But people just throw it around
Speaker 5: as like a term of endearment kind of thing, like
Speaker 5: I love you, like he clearly doesn't love you. Sorry
Speaker 5: to break it to your breain why she thought maybe
Speaker 5: he did he doesn't love you, But no, it's the same.
Speaker 3: It's exactly what you just mentioned.
Speaker 5: It's when you run into an old sex, someone from
Speaker 5: school or someone who's from your past, and you go,
Speaker 5: oh my god, so good to see you. We should
Speaker 5: get coffee, and you both know you're never going to
Speaker 5: get coffee. It's just something you say to wrap up
Speaker 5: the conversation.
Speaker 3: I can't bring myself to say back if I don't
Speaker 3: mean it.
Speaker 4: But you don't have to. Just what he said it
Speaker 4: to me too, and I just said I love you,
Speaker 4: did you? Yeah? Of course I don't love him.
Speaker 3: You don't have to. You don't have to say it back.
Speaker 4: If someone says to you, I love you, you have
Speaker 4: to say it no, no, because yes you do.
Speaker 2: Because if it's in a relationship with a partner, it's different.
Speaker 2: But can I break it to you, girls, different levels
Speaker 2: of love exist. You know.
Speaker 4: I love the two of you. I also love my partner.
Speaker 2: I also love the girl that made me a killer
Speaker 2: and cat this morning at the cafe.
Speaker 3: You don't love her.
Speaker 1: I really I was dating someone before my current partner
Speaker 1: bent very briefly, and like three weeks into this very
Speaker 1: brief dating, he said to me in the back of
Speaker 1: the car and he said he looked at me and
Speaker 1: he said I love you. And I burst into laughter
Speaker 1: and I was because I wasn't expecting it, and I said, no,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 3: He's like, yes I do. I said no, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: We ended up having a back and forth and I
Speaker 1: was like, you can't possibly love and I refused to
Speaker 1: say it back. I cannot return I love you if
Speaker 1: I don't love you.
Speaker 4: You guys are old school? Can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Like jen Z the young ones, the Zillennials, you just
Speaker 2: throw it around the world is better when when you
Speaker 2: love you're sorry, it's just.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 4: I say it.
Speaker 1: No, I say it to people I know, like I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: love you, love you, love you, Keith things bye, I
Speaker 1: say it like that. But this was different. And you
Speaker 1: saw at me, he goes, Okay, I love you. I
Speaker 1: miss I'll miss you.
Speaker 3: You know. It was a real moment.
Speaker 2: This is so rich coming from The Girls, whose podcast
Speaker 2: tagline is we love love.
Speaker 3: We love real love. We don't love fake love.
Speaker 4: Wow, created equal?
Speaker 3: Not all love is created equal.
Speaker 4: T look me in the eyes and tell me you
Speaker 4: love me.
Speaker 3: But I do love you. I love you. That's not
Speaker 3: awkward for me because that's the truth. I love you. Guys.
Speaker 5: Also, I mean, I do think it's it's just a
Speaker 5: bit overbearing. I do think a lot of people throw
Speaker 5: it around. They don't mean it. Would I be as
Speaker 5: what I have an existential crisis over it? Probably not,
Speaker 5: but I felt very uncomfortable. Yeah, well so you said
Speaker 5: nothing and you just walked away.
Speaker 1: We had this really awkward moment where he looked at
Speaker 1: me to say it back, and I was like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I saw it was awkward.
Speaker 2: He said to me because we left together, said to
Speaker 2: me in the stairwell, he said, I loved you like
Speaker 2: can you believe it? I said, yeah, he said it
Speaker 2: to me too.
Speaker 5: I didn't get it, as in, you didn't get why
Speaker 5: she was so weird it out by it?
Speaker 3: Why do well?
Speaker 1: Okay, Mitch, let's let's put this to the test. Why
Speaker 1: don't we get you to call someone and tell them
Speaker 1: you love them and see what happens.
Speaker 4: Who can he call but someone that it's not like
Speaker 4: a direct love in my life?
Speaker 3: Well, you can't call someone you love and say you love.
Speaker 4: Them, well, Saint Steven or my parents.
Speaker 3: You can call my husband tell him that you love him.
Speaker 3: You probably do love Matty J, though, do you? No,
Speaker 3: that's the problem.
Speaker 5: That's what's more awkward is that I actually think you
Speaker 5: do love him, and he will find that awkward.
Speaker 4: He'll probably love you badt.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: We talk a lot, but I've never said I love Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let me tell Matty J.
Speaker 4: I love him.
Speaker 2: That's every gay man's dream, and I'm about to do
Speaker 2: it live on the radio. Let's do it, Okay, I've
Speaker 2: got his number. I don't even need to get it from.
Speaker 4: You, Laura.
Speaker 3: That's because you love.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: Right, let's go to a break, produce a grace. Can
Speaker 2: you connect it all when we come back, Matty J,
Speaker 2: we love him. I'm declaring my love for Mattie J.
Speaker 4: I'm the pick up.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about throwing away the term I love
Speaker 1: you when I miss you to people that you do
Speaker 1: not love and you do not miss because I think
Speaker 1: the term I love love and I love telling people
Speaker 1: I love that I love them. But when you've met
Speaker 1: a strange or someone you don't know, when they say
Speaker 1: that they miss you when they love you, I just
Speaker 1: can't reciprocate it.
Speaker 5: But it just thinks that I love you is are
Speaker 5: being thrown around a bit to willy nilly these days.
Speaker 3: Oh they are. There's such a it's such a frivolous word.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: I live a long, happy life.
Speaker 2: I'm saying I love you to randoms I meet because
Speaker 2: it's fun to just give love.
Speaker 5: But also, like I just don't think people don't take
Speaker 5: it that seriously. It's like when you ask someone how
Speaker 5: they are and everyone just says I'm good.
Speaker 3: Like no one actually says.
Speaker 4: Well, actually I yes, no I am.
Speaker 5: But when you go to a cafe and you get
Speaker 5: a coffee in the morning and they say like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're having a good day that they don't expect you
Speaker 5: to go, no, it's been horrible, and like here's my
Speaker 5: therapy session.
Speaker 3: They expect you to say, yeah, good. There's just like
Speaker 3: pleasant trees that we exchange along the way of why.
Speaker 1: And I love you and miss you? Isn't a pleasant tree?
Speaker 1: You bestole a pot from the person that makes your coffee. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've told we've said that Midge Mitch's pro throwing
Speaker 1: the love term around.
Speaker 3: So I said, you're gonna call Manny j Laura's.
Speaker 5: Husband, because because the reason for this is is that
Speaker 5: I love you makes some people feel awkward.
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to call it now.
Speaker 1: I think if you call Mandye Jane jell him you
Speaker 1: love him, I think it's going to be reciprocated. I
Speaker 1: think he'll say back, what do you think, Laura? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of do as well.
Speaker 4: To be honest, let's call Mattie J. You guys have
Speaker 4: to be quiet, man.
Speaker 6: Hi, Matt's influence of Hotline. How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 6: How are you good? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 4: Hey, Sorry, I know you're busy. I'll be quick.
Speaker 2: I have a joke that I need your opinion on.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's it needs a bit of tweaking.
Speaker 2: It's just for the radio show, okay, so it's it
Speaker 2: could be dumb. I just need your thoughts. Elton John
Speaker 2: was asked if he wanted a side of letters with
Speaker 2: his steak.
Speaker 4: Right. He was at a restaurant and they went, do
Speaker 4: you want let us with your steak? Elton right? He said, no, thanks,
Speaker 4: I'm a rocket man.
Speaker 6: Good right, very good, very good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that all right? I'm going to submit it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's I got to do it on air,
Speaker 2: and I just want to say it. Word all right,
Speaker 2: thanks man, all right'll let you go.
Speaker 4: I love you. That's it? Yeah man, easy, okay, all right,
Speaker 4: love you, love you buddy. I love you, Mat Okay.
Speaker 5: You need to call him back, and I need more
Speaker 5: from this because he knows you said I love you.
Speaker 1: See that is how I felt. That is how I felt.
Speaker 1: That's how I call him back.
Speaker 4: That little.
Speaker 3: He said, your joke was good though. It was very funny.
Speaker 4: It was funny. I was chucking so much. Hell you
Speaker 4: miss said goodbye? They and I said, goodbye, love you
Speaker 4: hung up?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I heard that I I chose, I chose to
Speaker 6: ignore that.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you chose to ignore that?
Speaker 6: Well, I just I didn't want to make it awkward
Speaker 6: and say thanks, so I just hung up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry to spoil this, but you just
Speaker 2: say it back. You just say love you too.
Speaker 6: Uh. I don't like obviously we've been friends for a
Speaker 6: little while, but I just feel like when the time
Speaker 6: is right for us, we'll both know. And I felt
Speaker 6: like it would have been rushing it if fast to
Speaker 6: say it just once.
Speaker 4: A bachelor, always a bachelor. You know you gave that
Speaker 4: lines of so many women on TV. Does not work
Speaker 4: with me, buddy.
Speaker 6: Look, really, I'm really happy with how our relationship has
Speaker 6: been progressing. But I just feel like if I was
Speaker 6: to say it back to you right now, it would
Speaker 6: be disingenuous and I don't want to be that person.
Speaker 6: But look, let's just see how things go and we
Speaker 6: can just.
Speaker 4: We can just touch You are a tone coat? Do
Speaker 4: you not love me at all? Not even as a friend, Matt.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be pressured in.
Speaker 4: You're on the backup.
Speaker 1: I cannot say thank you enough because this whole thing
Speaker 1: came about because I said people say I love you
Speaker 1: too easily, and Mitch was convinced that you just say
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 3: And I said, if you don't mean it, you can't
Speaker 3: say it. And you so just prove my point.
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful as the wife of this man right here,
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that you don't throw it around Willy Milly.
Speaker 3: Now it means more when you say it.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to screw your husband.
Speaker 2: Up.
Speaker 4: My husband.
Speaker 6: This is actually the ninth time that Mitch has made
Speaker 6: this phone call and had this exact conversation, so.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: People don't just want to look. Mandy j would rather
Speaker 1: have hung up on you than he.
Speaker 4: Heard it and hung up and then called back and
Speaker 4: doubled down.
Speaker 2: He committed, yeah, thanks, mattah, I love you.
Speaker 6: I love you you.
Speaker 3: Look it was to me.
Speaker 5: All right, coming up, there is an absolute pandemic that
Speaker 5: is sweeping Melbourne and mums of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You need to know about this because it's a real problem.
Speaker 4: All right, We'll get to that next of the pick up.
Speaker 3: Love you love you, Mitch, Bye, Mitch c the ominous music.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've got it ready, always prepared.
Speaker 5: There is a pandemic that is sweeping Melbourne right now,
Speaker 5: and it is something that mothers should be very very
Speaker 5: friend of father's as well.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure more mums will care right now, like,
Speaker 3: oh this sounds so bad.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Sickixty percent of children will be affected by their.
Speaker 3: And they are super in their powers, are super in
Speaker 3: their powers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually trying to work it out.
Speaker 3: I don't even want the answer. I want to work
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 5: These blood sucking creepy Crawley, I've got vampires are coming
Speaker 5: for your children in a school.
Speaker 4: In a daycare right now. It's getting scary, all.
Speaker 3: The guys.
Speaker 5: Sixty percent of children in Melbourne are going to have nits.
Speaker 5: Oh no, because there is a super There is a
Speaker 5: breed of super knits that are taking over Australia and
Speaker 5: they are so hard to get rid of.
Speaker 3: They do not respond to normal knit treatment. Remember what
Speaker 3: this was like when we were kids.
Speaker 5: I have so many memories of sitting in my mum's
Speaker 5: kitchen on the floor and she would have one of
Speaker 5: those stupid like those combs, those little metal combs.
Speaker 3: It's a nit comb, a nick come.
Speaker 2: You couldn't see through the crack. The little prongs were
Speaker 2: so close together.
Speaker 3: But it was an electric one, so it would buzz
Speaker 3: them as it pulled them out.
Speaker 1: This Oh, I didn't have that one. MYNAE was mainstream,
Speaker 1: like no buzzing. But can I tell you, I am
Speaker 1: traumatized from the moment.
Speaker 3: I had nits. I the first time I got them.
Speaker 1: I was probably in year one, and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 1: I was going for my first proper haircut at a
Speaker 1: hairdressers that afternoon, and I remember I told everyone at
Speaker 1: school like, I'm getting my hair done, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I get to the hairdressers and I sit in the chair.
Speaker 1: She puts the cape on me, and then she goes
Speaker 1: to touch my hair and I see her.
Speaker 3: Like recoil in the mirror.
Speaker 4: She was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She put her hands up and she goes, I can't
Speaker 1: touch your daughter to my mom and my mom was
Speaker 1: like what and she goes, She's got nitch.
Speaker 3: She's infected. And I have been so embarrassed in that moment.
Speaker 1: They took the cape off and I had to leave,
Speaker 1: and then I had to go home get my knit treatment,
Speaker 1: and then everyone at school the other the next day
Speaker 1: was like, why.
Speaker 3: Didn't you get your hair done? That's humily And I
Speaker 3: had to say, because.
Speaker 2: I hadnits, I can still smell it. The smell of
Speaker 2: eucalyptus to this day gives me PTSD.
Speaker 5: Is that what you is that what you remember like
Speaker 5: from the nit tree. I don't remember the smell of
Speaker 5: their I just t that was it. It was trool,
Speaker 5: wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Cove your hair?
Speaker 2: Your Mumma'd comb it and then my mum would get
Speaker 2: the glad out the super mega you know, the big
Speaker 2: role of you, and I couldn't think of the word
Speaker 2: and she'd wrap my head around.
Speaker 4: I'd sit there watching Nickelodeon while.
Speaker 3: You didn't even have that, Georgia.
Speaker 5: But I think there's a lot of misconceptions though, right
Speaker 5: because a lot of kids think that you get knits
Speaker 5: because you're dirty, like and that's why other kids get it.
Speaker 5: But really they're just attracted to kids that have clean hair,
Speaker 5: but really really thick hair.
Speaker 3: You miss this while you're away in the gig, while
Speaker 3: you're away in the jungle.
Speaker 5: I brought a public service announcement to all of the
Speaker 5: parents of Australia. I help them get buttons out of,
Speaker 5: you know, noses, little noses that could maybe get like
Speaker 5: an object trapped up them. I also taught the parents
Speaker 5: of Australia had a cycle wind out of their children,
Speaker 5: I think, which was like such a willing participant in
Speaker 5: this It wasn't you have been such an incredible like
Speaker 5: the child dummy.
Speaker 4: I would I did not offer my body up for science.
Speaker 5: And I think that now we owe another public service announcement,
Speaker 5: and we do. We owe this to the Australian public,
Speaker 5: and that is Mitch Tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone
Speaker 5: on the show how to get nits out of their hair.
Speaker 3: And that's by using you should we make this.
Speaker 1: Actually accurate, scientifically accurate and put nits in his hair first?
Speaker 3: We can go to that length. How do you feel
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 5: But it doesn't matter, Actually it doesn't matter how Mitch
Speaker 5: feels because it's happening on tomorrow show.
Speaker 4: You guys know this is a job, right, like there's
Speaker 4: a hr.
Speaker 3: You paid well for this. You can't complain.
Speaker 4: I'm not getting knits, I'm not getting infested.
Speaker 5: With We're not going to actually infest you. We're just
Speaker 5: going to pretend. We'll put pretend it's in there. Anyway
Speaker 5: that's coming up on tomorrow show, is that what.
Speaker 4: We're doing on Wednesday. You guys said, we'll tell you
Speaker 4: after the show.
Speaker 1: MITCHI your head and Gladra, Mitch. We'll come up with
Speaker 1: a better name for a person. Isn't it just Mitt?
Speaker 3: Admit Mitch, Mitt aunt better in my head?
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: We need to talk after because I'm not. I don't
Speaker 4: know if I'm keen on this.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's go to Will. You don't have
Speaker 1: a choice, Mitch to show. We're going to dmit you,
Speaker 1: delight you.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. That sound like a golden retriever.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's many techniques.
Speaker 5: We want to make sure people are using the most
Speaker 5: effective one against these super lice. Anyway, coming up next,
Speaker 5: what are the boys go on the show?
Speaker 2: Will and Woody are back on the air. They'll be
Speaker 2: on next and we are done. We'll see you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You've gotta be able to smell me through the radio tomorrow, everyone,
Speaker 2: so apologies in advance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And if you miss the show and you want
Speaker 5: to listen to it all on the pickup, you can
Speaker 5: go to wherever you listen to you podcast, it's the
Speaker 5: Pickup radio show.
Speaker 3: You can get it all there, all right,