WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Does Matty J LOVE Mitch? (no) 💔 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.560 Laura, come on. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.680 Three o'clock, Happy Tuesday, Goals three. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:24.640 As it is every day when we come here three 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.440 o'clock on the dot, we're a fishing. What happens if 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:26.800 we're late? 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.880 It's not three o'clock on the dot, we're. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.200 Ever actually light on the dot. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:33.800 Well, like an old watch, we try our best, like. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.240 A backup recording asking for a friend in case we 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.520 don't make it in time for three o'clock. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.519 What plates I think? No, I'm here and I just 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.919 have to feel until you guys get back. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.920 All right, Well we are here, guys. What do you 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.199 think of my bracelet? It's very important. Tell me how 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:46.760 much you love it? Oh it's beautiful? 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:47.360 Thank you? 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.640 Where did you guys? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:52.239 This was made for me by a young girl named Gazelle, 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.600 who is currently at the Royal Children's Hospital. And the 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.200 reason why I wanted to talk about this today is 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.280 because it's a very very very important day today. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.000 It is Stylin Foundation's day. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.080 It is and if you're not familiar with Starlight Foundation, 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.679 they are incredible. They are literally the happiest people on earth. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.200 They go into children's hospitals and they make the children 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.080 in there who may be in there for a very 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.760 very long time, have some of the most incredible memories. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.600 They do activities with them, they put. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:20.360 On shows for them. They just like there's sunshine. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.840 Personified and mind away from what they get to do. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.039 How when you think about these kids that are in hospital, 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.520 who are missing out in their childhood because they're battling 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.360 leukemia and cancer, and Gazelle is one of these kids. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.240 And today is the day that if you donate money, 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.440 they will match it, so they will double it. Whatever 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.760 you donate today to the Starlight Foundation gets doubled. 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.480 So what an incredible. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.520 Thinking about it. If you've been thinking about making a donation, 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.480 no matter how small or big, If you've only got 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.040 a dollar or two, that adds up. If everyone does 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.720 a dollar or two, that ads up totally. And I 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.200 think so many of us take it for granted that 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.920 we have. If you've got kids and they're healthy, like, 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:52.640 think about it if it was your child that ended 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.880 up in hospital, how much this could really help a 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.440 family out of It happened so quickly. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.640 You know you're healthy one minute, the next you're there. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.680 So, hey, guys, I believe it or not, went out 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:02.280 on the weekend. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.320 I'm not often a social butterfly. 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:09.840 But I've realized something that everyone does that really grinds 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.440 my gears. Like I hate this one thing that people 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.400 are doing to me, and I used to be that person. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.919 Well, I don't even remember what it's like going out anymore. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.360 The dance grinding up on you. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.280 A lot of people do it. Yeah, a lot of 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.760 people are guilty of it. I think you've experienced before, Mitch. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.120 Too, because I was there with you. So did I 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:27.400 get it. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:28.320 Something that someone says. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:30.600 I'm going to talk about it after the break because 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:31.639 I just want you to think about it for a 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:32.160 couple of minutes. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:34.320 Got hit on a bar. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.680 That I didn't that come for me? 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:39.920 Tell me you want to, I wouldn't do anything. But like, 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:40.640 that's always It. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.480 Can't be the fact that I bought both your drinks. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:44.640 I can't be complaining about that. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.880 Why did you do that? Mitch? A friend fight? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.560 I love you, Let's go. It's Tuesday around Australia. Welcome 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:54.560 pick up everyone high. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:57.680 So this happened to me on the weekend and I 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:01.160 had this huge realization that this is probably want to 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.840 go out because people make me feel uncomfortable. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.680 Mitch, you were and that's not a. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.320 Blanket, say you didn't go out on the weekend, though, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.680 there's a reason I went out on the weekend. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:10.400 Went to a party. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:10.960 Uh. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.440 I was there and Mitch was there. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.400 We went to It was a mutual friends party and 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:17.040 it was a great night. But when I left, I 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:21.040 had this really like awkward encounter with somebody that I 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.880 don't know very well, like I know them through someone 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.400 else that they were just at the party, to the 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.920 point of like I'd never met them in person. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:29.080 I just knew them from. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.560 All an online acquaintance. I didn't even follow them online. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.880 Oh yeah, it just like knew them through people. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.640 How long did you get talking to this person for 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:38.839 a little while? 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:43.400 It was at the end anyway, when we were leaving, 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.240 I went up and said goodbye to a lot of people, 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.200 so I didn't just smoke brom and I said goodbye, 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.840 and he was like, a hey, it's been so great 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:53.400 to talk to you. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.360 I'm going to miss you. And I just looked at 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.520 him and I was like, yeah, I'll see you around. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.440 And I was like weird that he said you you 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.080 don't know me. Then he said okay, babe, love you 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:07.240 and I said bye. So he told me he missed 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.440 me and he loved me in like twenty seconds. Now 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.920 I don't know this person. And then I was so 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.840 awkward and uncomfortable, and I was like, why do people 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.320 throw away these terms of I love you and I 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:18.840 miss you? You know, when you run into someone and 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.479 they're like, can't wait to catch up, You're like, you 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:21.960 know we're never going to catch up. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.440 I think you're overthinking it a bit though. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.920 I love you, yeah, But people just throw it around 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.440 as like a term of endearment kind of thing, like 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.839 I love you, like he clearly doesn't love you. Sorry 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.520 to break it to your breain why she thought maybe 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.960 he did he doesn't love you, But no, it's the same. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:35.200 It's exactly what you just mentioned. 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.120 It's when you run into an old sex, someone from 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.400 school or someone who's from your past, and you go, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.799 oh my god, so good to see you. We should 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.160 get coffee, and you both know you're never going to 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.760 get coffee. It's just something you say to wrap up 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:46.400 the conversation. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.279 I can't bring myself to say back if I don't 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:48.520 mean it. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.919 But you don't have to. Just what he said it 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.680 to me too, and I just said I love you, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.040 did you? Yeah? Of course I don't love him. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.800 You don't have to. You don't have to say it back. 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.200 If someone says to you, I love you, you have 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:01.080 to say it no, no, because yes you do. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.520 Because if it's in a relationship with a partner, it's different. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.799 But can I break it to you, girls, different levels 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:06.760 of love exist. You know. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.159 I love the two of you. I also love my partner. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.400 I also love the girl that made me a killer 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.120 and cat this morning at the cafe. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:14.080 You don't love her. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.919 I really I was dating someone before my current partner 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.240 bent very briefly, and like three weeks into this very 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.480 brief dating, he said to me in the back of 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.280 the car and he said he looked at me and 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.640 he said I love you. And I burst into laughter 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.680 and I was because I wasn't expecting it, and I said, no, 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:30.160 you don't. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.960 He's like, yes I do. I said no, no, you don't. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:34.680 We ended up having a back and forth and I 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.840 was like, you can't possibly love and I refused to 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.800 say it back. I cannot return I love you if 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:41.400 I don't love you. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.920 You guys are old school? Can I tell you? 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.360 Like jen Z the young ones, the Zillennials, you just 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.680 throw it around the world is better when when you 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.400 love you're sorry, it's just. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.360 I love you. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:53.200 I say it. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.559 No, I say it to people I know, like I'm like, okay, 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.279 love you, love you, love you, Keith things bye, I 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.479 say it like that. But this was different. And you 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.080 saw at me, he goes, Okay, I love you. I 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.640 miss I'll miss you. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.120 You know. It was a real moment. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.400 This is so rich coming from The Girls, whose podcast 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.080 tagline is we love love. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.320 We love real love. We don't love fake love. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.560 Wow, created equal? 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.760 Not all love is created equal. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:16.480 T look me in the eyes and tell me you 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:16.760 love me. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.960 But I do love you. I love you. That's not 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.920 awkward for me because that's the truth. I love you. Guys. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.080 Also, I mean, I do think it's it's just a 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:25.800 bit overbearing. I do think a lot of people throw 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.200 it around. They don't mean it. Would I be as 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:31.080 what I have an existential crisis over it? Probably not, 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.760 but I felt very uncomfortable. Yeah, well so you said 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:34.840 nothing and you just walked away. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.839 We had this really awkward moment where he looked at 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.680 me to say it back, and I was like, okay, fine, 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.080 and he was like, I saw it was awkward. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.120 He said to me because we left together, said to 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.719 me in the stairwell, he said, I loved you like 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:48.520 can you believe it? I said, yeah, he said it 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.000 to me too. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.120 I didn't get it, as in, you didn't get why 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.480 she was so weird it out by it? 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:53.280 Why do well? 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.760 Okay, Mitch, let's let's put this to the test. Why 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.520 don't we get you to call someone and tell them 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:58.600 you love them and see what happens. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.479 Who can he call but someone that it's not like 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:01.720 a direct love in my life? 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:03.520 Well, you can't call someone you love and say you love. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.320 Them, well, Saint Steven or my parents. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.520 You can call my husband tell him that you love him. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.320 You probably do love Matty J, though, do you? No, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:11.119 that's the problem. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:12.880 That's what's more awkward is that I actually think you 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.720 do love him, and he will find that awkward. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.240 He'll probably love you badt. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:16.360 No. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.920 We talk a lot, but I've never said I love Yeah. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:20.360 Let me tell Matty J. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:20.840 I love him. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.520 That's every gay man's dream, and I'm about to do 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.840 it live on the radio. Let's do it, Okay, I've 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.280 got his number. I don't even need to get it from. 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:27.480 You, Laura. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:28.520 That's because you love. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:30.200 All. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:31.920 Right, let's go to a break, produce a grace. Can 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.200 you connect it all when we come back, Matty J, 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.000 we love him. I'm declaring my love for Mattie J. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:36.960 I'm the pick up. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.680 We've been talking about throwing away the term I love 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.120 you when I miss you to people that you do 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.960 not love and you do not miss because I think 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.440 the term I love love and I love telling people 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.200 I love that I love them. But when you've met 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:51.960 a strange or someone you don't know, when they say 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:53.960 that they miss you when they love you, I just 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:54.960 can't reciprocate it. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:56.880 But it just thinks that I love you is are 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.960 being thrown around a bit to willy nilly these days. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.440 Oh they are. There's such a it's such a frivolous word. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:02.320 You. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.880 I live a long, happy life. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.000 I'm saying I love you to randoms I meet because 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:07.520 it's fun to just give love. 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.920 But also, like I just don't think people don't take 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.720 it that seriously. It's like when you ask someone how 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.120 they are and everyone just says I'm good. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.239 Like no one actually says. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.120 Well, actually I yes, no I am. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.840 But when you go to a cafe and you get 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:19.400 a coffee in the morning and they say like, oh, 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.520 you're having a good day that they don't expect you 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.680 to go, no, it's been horrible, and like here's my 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:24.320 therapy session. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.640 They expect you to say, yeah, good. There's just like 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.320 pleasant trees that we exchange along the way of why. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.400 And I love you and miss you? Isn't a pleasant tree? 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.439 You bestole a pot from the person that makes your coffee. Okay, 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.960 so we've told we've said that Midge Mitch's pro throwing 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:38.800 the love term around. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.040 So I said, you're gonna call Manny j Laura's. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.640 Husband, because because the reason for this is is that 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.840 I love you makes some people feel awkward. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:48.719 I think I'm going to call it now. 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.440 I think if you call Mandye Jane jell him you 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.439 love him, I think it's going to be reciprocated. I 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.840 think he'll say back, what do you think, Laura? Yeah, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.200 I kind of do as well. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.080 To be honest, let's call Mattie J. You guys have 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:58.959 to be quiet, man. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.760 Hi, Matt's influence of Hotline. How can I help you? 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:05.040 Please? 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:05.440 Hello? 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.240 How are you good? Thanks? 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:07.560 Mate? 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.400 Hey, Sorry, I know you're busy. I'll be quick. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:10.840 I have a joke that I need your opinion on. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.400 I don't know if it's it needs a bit of tweaking. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.760 It's just for the radio show, okay, so it's it 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.559 could be dumb. I just need your thoughts. Elton John 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.960 was asked if he wanted a side of letters with 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:23.360 his steak. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.199 Right. He was at a restaurant and they went, do 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:29.400 you want let us with your steak? Elton right? He said, no, thanks, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:30.199 I'm a rocket man. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.400 Good right, very good, very good. Yeah. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.800 Yeah, is that all right? I'm going to submit it. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.640 It's like it's I got to do it on air, 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:40.680 and I just want to say it. Word all right, 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.480 thanks man, all right'll let you go. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:47.480 I love you. That's it? Yeah man, easy, okay, all right, 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:59.920 love you, love you buddy. I love you, Mat Okay. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.480 You need to call him back, and I need more 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.640 from this because he knows you said I love you. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.720 See that is how I felt. That is how I felt. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.000 That's how I call him back. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:13.200 That little. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.120 He said, your joke was good though. It was very funny. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:22.000 It was funny. I was chucking so much. Hell you 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.439 miss said goodbye? They and I said, goodbye, love you 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.000 hung up? 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:30.920 Sorry, I heard that I I chose, I chose to 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:31.480 ignore that. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.480 What do you mean you chose to ignore that? 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.200 Well, I just I didn't want to make it awkward 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.240 and say thanks, so I just hung up. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry to spoil this, but you just 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.320 say it back. You just say love you too. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:51.800 Uh. I don't like obviously we've been friends for a 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.320 little while, but I just feel like when the time 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.720 is right for us, we'll both know. And I felt 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.160 like it would have been rushing it if fast to 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.199 say it just once. 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.360 A bachelor, always a bachelor. You know you gave that 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.920 lines of so many women on TV. Does not work 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:07.800 with me, buddy. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.679 Look, really, I'm really happy with how our relationship has 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.800 been progressing. But I just feel like if I was 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:15.520 to say it back to you right now, it would 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.000 be disingenuous and I don't want to be that person. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.280 But look, let's just see how things go and we 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:21.719 can just. 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.680 We can just touch You are a tone coat? Do 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:30.520 you not love me at all? Not even as a friend, Matt. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:31.560 You don't have to be pressured in. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:34.360 You're on the backup. 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.560 I cannot say thank you enough because this whole thing 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.600 came about because I said people say I love you 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.040 too easily, and Mitch was convinced that you just say 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:43.319 it back. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:44.920 And I said, if you don't mean it, you can't 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.080 say it. And you so just prove my point. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.720 I'm so grateful as the wife of this man right here, 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.240 I'm so grateful that you don't throw it around Willy Milly. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.400 Now it means more when you say it. 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.160 I'm not trying to screw your husband. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:57.440 Up. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:57.959 My husband. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.920 This is actually the ninth time that Mitch has made 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.120 this phone call and had this exact conversation, so. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:08.840 It's so funny. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.400 People don't just want to look. Mandy j would rather 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.880 have hung up on you than he. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.040 Heard it and hung up and then called back and 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:16.720 doubled down. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:24.440 He committed, yeah, thanks, mattah, I love you. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.040 I love you you. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:28.040 Look it was to me. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:31.480 All right, coming up, there is an absolute pandemic that 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.679 is sweeping Melbourne and mums of Melbourne. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.840 You need to know about this because it's a real problem. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.480 All right, We'll get to that next of the pick up. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:44.400 Love you love you, Mitch, Bye, Mitch c the ominous music. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.040 Oh, I've got it ready, always prepared. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.760 There is a pandemic that is sweeping Melbourne right now, 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.079 and it is something that mothers should be very very 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.520 friend of father's as well. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.480 But I'm sure more mums will care right now, like, 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:58.600 oh this sounds so bad. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.320 Oh yeah, Sickixty percent of children will be affected by their. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:07.760 And they are super in their powers, are super in 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.360 their powers. 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:12.920 Yeah, I'm actually trying to work it out. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.439 I don't even want the answer. I want to work 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:14.679 it out. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:19.640 These blood sucking creepy Crawley, I've got vampires are coming 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.880 for your children in a school. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.320 In a daycare right now. It's getting scary, all. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:26.760 The guys. 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:31.040 Sixty percent of children in Melbourne are going to have nits. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.720 Oh no, because there is a super There is a 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.120 breed of super knits that are taking over Australia and 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.959 they are so hard to get rid of. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:45.360 They do not respond to normal knit treatment. Remember what 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.560 this was like when we were kids. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.319 I have so many memories of sitting in my mum's 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.840 kitchen on the floor and she would have one of 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.040 those stupid like those combs, those little metal combs. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:56.600 It's a nit comb, a nick come. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.160 You couldn't see through the crack. The little prongs were 0:13:59.160 --> 0:13:59.960 so close together. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.920 But it was an electric one, so it would buzz 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:02.760 them as it pulled them out. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.839 This Oh, I didn't have that one. MYNAE was mainstream, 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:08.719 like no buzzing. But can I tell you, I am 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:10.800 traumatized from the moment. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.080 I had nits. I the first time I got them. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:16.160 I was probably in year one, and I'll never forget that. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.400 I was going for my first proper haircut at a 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.240 hairdressers that afternoon, and I remember I told everyone at 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.920 school like, I'm getting my hair done, blah blah blah blah. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.560 I get to the hairdressers and I sit in the chair. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:28.280 She puts the cape on me, and then she goes 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.160 to touch my hair and I see her. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.560 Like recoil in the mirror. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:32.400 She was like, oh my god. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.360 She put her hands up and she goes, I can't 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.360 touch your daughter to my mom and my mom was 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.520 like what and she goes, She's got nitch. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:42.760 She's infected. And I have been so embarrassed in that moment. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.480 They took the cape off and I had to leave, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.600 and then I had to go home get my knit treatment, 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.360 and then everyone at school the other the next day 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:49.200 was like, why. 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.200 Didn't you get your hair done? That's humily And I 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.240 had to say, because. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.520 I hadnits, I can still smell it. The smell of 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.720 eucalyptus to this day gives me PTSD. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.280 Is that what you is that what you remember like 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.320 from the nit tree. I don't remember the smell of 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:05.600 their I just t that was it. It was trool, 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:06.040 wasn't it? 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:06.600 Cove your hair? 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.520 Your Mumma'd comb it and then my mum would get 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:12.640 the glad out the super mega you know, the big 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.800 role of you, and I couldn't think of the word 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:15.880