1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:01,720 Speaker 1: Jewel and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 2: Minni, we are in the middle of pranking my dad 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: once again, and this time it's inspired by the fact 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 2: that Jerry Seinfeld is in Australia. So if you are 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 2: just joining us, basically producer LJ has got tickets to 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 2: go and see Seinfeld this Saturday. She can't make it. 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 2: So I actually messaged my dad and said, do you 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 2: want the tickets? He said absolutely, And I said the 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 2: tickets all up are two hundred. 10 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: And fifty dollars. 11 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 2: So I'm going to call my dad right now and 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 2: basically say to him, hey, mate, do you still want 14 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 2: those tickets? 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: Okay, five hundred bucks all up right now. 16 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 2: Naturally, Daddy's going to be like, hang on a second, 17 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 2: I thought it was two hundred and fifty for both. 18 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 2: He's going to be angry about that, okay, and then 19 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 2: I imagine Dad will go, there's no way I'm paying 20 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: five hundred bucks for these tickets. At that point, Will 21 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 2: I'm going to say, we've got Jerry Seinfeld on the phone, 22 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,000 Speaker 2: who's been listening to the whole thing. 23 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: He'll be mortified. 24 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 2: Okay, between us and everyone listening, that's just a robot talking. 25 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: It's not actually, Jerry clear, and it's not the first 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: time with prank Steve with a robot. 27 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: It's that's very true. I think this will work, though. 28 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 2: Let's give down a call. Hello, Hey Dad, here you 29 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 2: going on Twitter? 30 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: What good? 31 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 4: Good? 32 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 2: Good? Just calling quickly to follow up on the Seinfeld 33 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: tickets for this weekend. 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yeah, you're still keen. 35 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely so it's the. 36 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: Elch told me. 37 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 2: It's actually the five o'clock matinee performance. 38 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 3: I think it's perfect. That's better for old people. 39 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: Amazing. Okay, well. 40 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 3: You want to give you someone else? 41 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, I can't make it. No one 42 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: else in the team can make it. So that's perfect. 43 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: So I think the best thing to do would be 44 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 2: to just I'll send you LJ his bank details. 45 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: Yep, and you can send her the five hundred bucks. 46 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 3: Yep, yep, no problem. Oh right, it's five hundred bucks. 47 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It's two hundred and fifty dollars for 48 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: each ticket. 49 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 3: Oh, for each ticket. Oh, I saw it was two 50 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 3: fifty four to for. 51 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: Two. 52 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 3: I'd better just check that. 53 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 2: Sorry, Sorry, I thought I thought I thought I said 54 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: it was two fifty each in the message, But I 55 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 2: might have said it wrong. 56 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, it's two hundred and fifty each. 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it is. 58 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not that Oh I haven't got a friend. 59 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 2: It's all right, that dad, So you you wouldn't be 60 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 2: willing to pay five hundred That's totally fine because you 61 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 2: can find someone else. 62 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 3: Well, look see if she can, because mum's not that teen. 63 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 3: She didn't know who Jerry Cynker was. Yeah, okay, but 64 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 3: if she can't. But yeah, sorry, no, it's probably me misinterpreting. 65 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 3: That's all I thought. One and twenty five back, seppy, 66 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 3: you know that half showed. But if look, if you 67 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 3: can off fly to someone else set to be there. 68 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: Okay, dad, this is this is a little bit awkward. 69 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld has been listening to this entire conversation. 70 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 3: And are you joking me? 71 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: No, I'm a world class comedian. Surely I'm worth five 72 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. 73 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 3: Oh my god? Is it it's you? 74 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 4: Is it? 75 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: How dare you? Steve? How tight? 76 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 3: Are you very tight? She don't you don't know me 77 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 3: things in Australia. 78 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: No, seriously, Steve will and Woody got you again. I'm 79 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: a robot. Hey, what's the deal with robots. 80 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 3: A damn it. 81 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: I just I cannot believe you keep falling for this 82 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 2: stuff time. 83 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: It's too easy. It's too easy. 84 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 4: That just was an insert into my titment the White 85 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 4: more Underbelly. 86 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 3: To the public. Man, Oh my. 87 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: Goodness, so good, so good. 88 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 4: Every time. 89 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: I've been done by a robot three times on the show. 90 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 4: I can't trust anyone anymore. I haven't left the house 91 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 4: for that because I don't Trusty. Don't trus I spin anymore. 92 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,799 Speaker 4: I look at him viciously. 93 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: Hey Steve, it's ol Jo. Do you still want the tickets? 94 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 3: El Joe I know. 95 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 4: Him. 96 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 2: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast, all 97 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,799 Speaker 2: on the iHeartRadio app. 98 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: Oh worry me, get your podcast.