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Speaker 1: Drilling podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, we absolutely love the situation when someone's applying for

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Speaker 2: a job on this show and then basically one of

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Speaker 2: their mates stobs them in because we know they're in

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Speaker 2: a very vulnerable position. They're doing anything to try and

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Speaker 2: get the job, and we like to prank them as

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Speaker 2: their prospective employee and just see how high that dog

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Speaker 2: will jump.

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Speaker 3: Well, said, well, we've got Danny here on the phone. Danny,

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Speaker 3: you're the friend of someone who's currently in the process

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Speaker 3: of going for a job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can call me that.

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Speaker 2: Oh are you? Are you an enemy of this person? This? Yeah? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well a bit of a bit of a Judas move.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, but entertaining for everyone, entertaining for everyone.

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Speaker 2: Drug us through it. Who's your mate? What's her name?

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Speaker 4: She's very very confident girl, which is good. But you

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Speaker 4: could be confident even when she probably shouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can exploit that for sure. Where's she applying

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Speaker 2: for the job? Dan?

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Speaker 5: I believe?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, And do you know what the role is

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Speaker 2: that she's applying for? There?

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Speaker 4: I think it's an event manager job, which actually suits

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Speaker 4: her perfectly.

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Speaker 2: Why is that? Why does it suitor.

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Speaker 1: She just loves to party, loves the party.

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Speaker 2: She really it sounds just like will Okay, perfect and

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Speaker 2: wody for that matter. Great, Danny, Okay, you have it

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Speaker 2: just down the line, Dan, Yeah for sure. Okay, great,

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Speaker 2: we're going to call her now. Sorry, do you know

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Speaker 2: the name of the employer? I don't have to call

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Speaker 2: her or someone?

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Speaker 4: No, I haven't.

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Speaker 2: Do you know something, Dan, stay on the line, just

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Speaker 2: give us a cent. Okay, what should I call it?

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Speaker 2: What are you thinking? What name Stuart Still? I don't

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Speaker 2: think that's Stoolzy for sure? What about Steward o' tool

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Speaker 2: Stuard o' tool. I don't think Steward o'tool the party company,

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Speaker 2: but the gang calls me tools. What about Stuart Sparkle

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Speaker 2: that's probably Sparks. Stuart spark Stuart Sparks. I like Stuart Sparks. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Toolsey I didn't think was going to fly. We'll make

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Speaker 2: the call.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: This is a giggle and a real treats.

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Speaker 3: Basically, we know a woman called is going for a

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Speaker 3: job and she is waiting for her second phone call

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Speaker 3: about this job.

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Speaker 1: Danny.

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Speaker 3: Her friend got in touch with us, she told us

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Speaker 3: the situation and we think we can make just do

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Speaker 3: a whole bunch of embarrassing things on the phone, because

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Speaker 3: anyone does anything to get a job.

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Speaker 2: When you're in that final place and they say, bark

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Speaker 2: like a dog, you're gonna do it because you just

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Speaker 2: want to show them that you'll reader for the role.

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Speaker 2: So we're about to call I'm going to call her

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Speaker 2: as her prospective new employer, Stuart Sparks, who's a bit

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Speaker 2: of a sick Yes, you know, well he is. He is,

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Speaker 2: but he's a smooth mover because he's running a functions

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Speaker 2: and party operation County. Hold on to your tights, beckerus.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, thinking, get I there.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Stuart Sparks, I'm calling from How are you?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm constant.

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Speaker 2: I'm just killing because your interview process is progressed a bit.

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Speaker 2: It's in my hands. We're not quite there yet. I've

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Speaker 2: just got a few other things I was going to

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Speaker 2: ask you. I'm kind of like the emergency call guy

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Speaker 2: at the end, at the end of the line, I

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Speaker 2: just need to know a couple of things. I mean,

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Speaker 2: a lot of the people that we the employ are

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Speaker 2: you know, they're good at thinking on their feet. You know,

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Speaker 2: they're smooth movers. Essentially, the motto here is we keep

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Speaker 2: the party going. So I really want you to think

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Speaker 2: about that. And I was just wondering if I could

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Speaker 2: just run a couple of things by you as to see,

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Speaker 2: you know, just how you would keep the party going

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Speaker 2: if you were at an event. First and foremost, let's

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Speaker 2: kick it off, like, what's the coolest thing at a

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Speaker 2: party that you've actually done?

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Speaker 5: Well? I went to a dress up party and everyone

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Speaker 5: was kind of It was a Halloween party and I

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Speaker 5: decided to dress as an old grandmar so I took

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Speaker 5: it to the extremes. Had the gray hair, the old

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Speaker 5: granny costume from Savers, and all the shops had a

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Speaker 5: walking stick.

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Speaker 2: Nice did you sound did you sound like a granny

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Speaker 2: as well? Can you give me a little bit of that?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I just had some tea and brush skitch

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Speaker 5: the other day and it was glorious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great, it's amazing. What would you how would you?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: We do we do parties from the top end all

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Speaker 2: the way down. I mean, like so for example that

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Speaker 2: this happened before, we had to do a party for

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Speaker 2: a top end politician. So how would you theme a party?

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Speaker 2: I mean you're in charge of Scott Morrison's party. What

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Speaker 2: do you go with?

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Speaker 5: I'll probably keep because it's going to be corporate, keeps

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Speaker 5: it a bit classy. So maybe do like a a

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Speaker 5: nineteen twenty sort of scene like that sort of or no,

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Speaker 5: actually like casino sort of.

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Speaker 2: A bit of a casino vine for Scima.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, if I can just throw you on a hypothetical, right,

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Speaker 2: you're a croupier at one of the tables. It's a

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Speaker 2: blackjack game. Scomo walks over. What do you say to him? Like?

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Speaker 2: What's your you know, how do you how do you

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Speaker 2: warm him up at the table? Oh? Sorry, I know

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Speaker 2: these are all left field questions. It's just sort of

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Speaker 2: are it's just sort of getting your thinking about, like,

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Speaker 2: you know, if you're in that scenario, as I said, could.

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Speaker 5: Oh high rollers arrived copy chips on the table?

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.

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Speaker 2: It's really good. You pump up his tires the high rollerup,

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Speaker 2: that's what you're talking about. Okay, great final question here,

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Speaker 2: and this is a little this is seriously left field,

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Speaker 2: but I've seen it happen a lot. Music dies at

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Speaker 2: a party. So the speakers died. The DJ Dexty. You're

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Speaker 2: running the event. You have to get up onto the

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Speaker 2: microphone and entertain the people quickly. What do you go with?

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Speaker 5: I'd go stand up comedy.

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Speaker 2: Great, really good.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna throw some chokes out perfect.

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Speaker 2: Have you got one for us there at all that

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Speaker 2: would get the people?

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Speaker 5: Why does Elton John hate salad?

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Speaker 2: Not sure why?

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Speaker 5: Because who's a rocket man? Do you not get that?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I got it. You're you're on radio right now.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Actually friend your friend Danny. You're on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Your friend Danny called us and told us that you're

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Speaker 2: looking for a job, and we've got Danny on the

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Speaker 2: phone right now. She heard the whole thing. See what

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