Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime.
Speaker 3: It's making me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I have tennis elbow?
Speaker 5: Is that a common thing?
Speaker 1: Doing it in a Christian O'Connell show? Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four Bine.
Speaker 2: Three Show one one hundred and seventy seven.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the Friday Show. Happy Friday, Patsy, you two,
Speaker 5: I don't know you too?
Speaker 3: Can you reboot me?
Speaker 5: Please? Quite the week with you? And Happy Friday to
Speaker 5: you Jack both.
Speaker 4: Happy Friday guys.
Speaker 5: And is everyone excited about the weekends you You're in
Speaker 5: Sydney for the weekend Jack?
Speaker 4: Yes, we are doing the Hamish and Andy podcast from
Speaker 4: Sydney and then Hamish Blake. We're having a dinner at
Speaker 4: his personal house.
Speaker 5: Listen, guys, pleases make it easy for me.
Speaker 6: Okay, sorry, we're going to house for what is he barbecuing?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure he's not going to be getting his
Speaker 5: hands dirty and like Gordon rams around there that coin
Speaker 5: those who have got in the bank.
Speaker 4: Is a beautiful house. I've been there one time before.
Speaker 4: Is an amazing place. I'm not sure what he's got playing
Speaker 4: for dinner, but the whole podcast team is going.
Speaker 5: Lovely Patsy, what are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the love God is still laid up,
Speaker 3: isn't he?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 5: Oh God, the care is back in action.
Speaker 6: No, well, I feel really guilty if I go out
Speaker 6: and do stuff like you said the other day.
Speaker 3: Why don't you already.
Speaker 5: Kenny Rodger's song Ruby, where he's in that wheelchair and
Speaker 5: he's having a girl at that lady getting all dressed
Speaker 5: up to go out John Tank your love to town, pat.
Speaker 3: Not a great deal, just you know, servicing his all.
Speaker 3: That sounds wrong, but looking after every.
Speaker 5: That's definitely Patsy. You're caring for him.
Speaker 4: And has he been wheeling himself around with his new toy?
Speaker 5: No, not really, you punched the tires.
Speaker 3: No, he's still too sore. But I might just shove
Speaker 3: him out in the song get some Vitamin D.
Speaker 5: All right? Coming up next Don on God one four
Speaker 5: point three Double thumbs Up Friday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, let's do double thumbs Up, where we go
Speaker 5: around the team on a Friday and share the things
Speaker 5: we're into at the moment. This week, Patsy, what's it
Speaker 5: for you?
Speaker 6: I just last night finished reading a great book. Kathy
Speaker 6: Let's latest book, which is Hormone Replacement Therapy.
Speaker 3: It was so good.
Speaker 5: She is so funny, she is.
Speaker 6: I'm very proud to say she's Australian and I'm actually
Speaker 6: talking to her tonight. I'm interviewing her coming back into
Speaker 6: work for the podcast Rage Against the Metopause from London.
Speaker 3: So I'm very excited.
Speaker 6: But this was a great book, like a late Her
Speaker 6: latest masterpiece.
Speaker 5: Is now see how It's all coming together?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you're in.
Speaker 5: The serena Kathy's for a while.
Speaker 3: It's so funny, like you two.
Speaker 5: Together on your podcast will be amazing.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to get her on the homework.
Speaker 4: You've done all the posted notes and doggies in that book.
Speaker 6: Well, you can't to view someone about you know, and
Speaker 6: not know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 5: No, No, I do some of that for the Breakfast
Speaker 5: Show as well. She's an interview with me.
Speaker 4: It's probably something she was doing during the breakas Show yesterday.
Speaker 4: There was a studio malfunction apparently no I forgot to.
Speaker 3: Turn it on here.
Speaker 6: But this is great serious like laugh out load, laugh
Speaker 6: out loud moments and a lot of women going through menopause.
Speaker 6: It's not just all about menopause. It's a fictional story
Speaker 6: but about a girl called Ruby who lives in Sydney
Speaker 6: and tells everyone what she thinks about them because she
Speaker 6: had a misdiagnosis of cancer.
Speaker 3: And it is actually really what.
Speaker 5: A great setup. That could be a movie.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised if I turned that into a movie.
Speaker 5: I can see you write a book and next year
Speaker 5: or two. Oh, I'd love to off the back of
Speaker 5: the podcast and all the conversations you're going to have.
Speaker 5: And I just see all the feedback you're getting as
Speaker 5: well from from everyone who's really just enjoying what you're doing.
Speaker 6: You know, one of our neighbors, Megan, came over yesterday
Speaker 6: because I was struggling getting helping into the car.
Speaker 3: She kindly came over, this is a wheelchair to go
Speaker 3: and jump it round. Seriously, you two.
Speaker 5: She's looking after as every need to.
Speaker 3: And she was so grateful.
Speaker 6: She said, can I just thank you for your podcast?
Speaker 6: I said, that's so lovely of you to say, and
Speaker 6: she said, you know, I've been so desperate at times,
Speaker 6: but I actually feel heard and I just.
Speaker 3: That's sort of.
Speaker 5: Just my it must be just lighting you up at
Speaker 5: the moment when you meet that people really would enjoy.
Speaker 5: It's very personal.
Speaker 6: It's just been beyond my expectations. The other thing I
Speaker 6: want to talk about this week is a great little
Speaker 6: show that the Love God stumbled upon and his stupor
Speaker 6: being at home inside the Mind of a Dog Netflix.
Speaker 3: No, it is, so.
Speaker 5: We've got to go and bust him out. I'm going
Speaker 5: to this week and.
Speaker 4: Cry for help.
Speaker 5: She's watched He's watched the whole Internet on the Internet inside.
Speaker 3: All it's so good.
Speaker 6: It's narrated by Rob Low and they go into the science,
Speaker 6: the science of a dog's mind, and it's just we.
Speaker 5: Know what's in that?
Speaker 3: No, but it's so not much.
Speaker 5: Are we going for? Walk Me? Walk Me?
Speaker 2: That's so good?
Speaker 3: And we even watch it with Presley because he loves
Speaker 3: the Seven.
Speaker 5: Talks on it sell literally your home. It's like the Madhouse.
Speaker 5: How can a dog watch it with you?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 6: Dogs have sixteen different facial expressions and Australians have twenty
Speaker 6: seven Australians but humans have twenty seven.
Speaker 3: I definitely need.
Speaker 4: How many episodes is Rob getting out of this TV show?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: It was, it's so indeed is it?
Speaker 5: Is it just one documentary? How can they spread it out?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, it's like a yeah, it's like a special.
Speaker 5: It's like one right, and what's what's the sequel?
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 5: So the cat's my parrot? Who cares about carrots's mind?
Speaker 5: You keep going with this Inside the Mind of a monkey?
Speaker 3: You could inside my mind. No one can work.
Speaker 5: The mind of a pass It's all over the shop,
Speaker 5: all right, So you sent me not when it ends,
Speaker 5: by the way, it just makes the whole thing go
Speaker 5: a bit easier. All right, We're going to take a
Speaker 5: break and read boom Maatsy. We're back with Jack and
Speaker 5: Ies double thumbs.
Speaker 1: Up Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy, What have you been enjoying this week?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I stumbled across a great show on Netflix. I
Speaker 4: must have missed Inside the Mind.
Speaker 5: Of a Dog and get on that. Watching tonight.
Speaker 4: They have their own version of The Mole that they're
Speaker 4: doing on Netflix. Actually it's season two, so I completely
Speaker 4: missed season one, but America is now doing The Mole.
Speaker 4: Twenty years ago in Australia, I remember There's being our
Speaker 4: family favorite at home and we'd always watch The Mole.
Speaker 5: Great idea.
Speaker 4: It's a great idea, so everybody. It's like any reality
Speaker 4: TV show like Survivor, but one person is working against
Speaker 4: the group to sabotage all their challenges and make them
Speaker 4: lose money.
Speaker 5: So more condensed than Survivor, isn't it, Because sometimes there's
Speaker 5: so many, so many things going on with sus.
Speaker 4: So much distrust built into the show. I would love
Speaker 4: to I watch all the episodes, and now with Netflix
Speaker 4: behind it, they've got such a big budget to do great.
Speaker 5: I think he's been running in America for about twenty years.
Speaker 5: The American version is a big, big show.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm watching. I just jumped straight into the
Speaker 4: season two, the Netflix one. But I would love, love,
Speaker 4: love to be on the Mall. I think it would
Speaker 4: be my number one reality show that I would choose
Speaker 4: to go on.
Speaker 5: I think actually you would be good, and even a.
Speaker 4: Bit better than that. I would love to actually be
Speaker 4: the Mall.
Speaker 3: Let's plant the seed, let's make it happen.
Speaker 4: Now. People would expect that though Australian.
Speaker 5: So you've actually done the worst possible thing there, you'd
Speaker 5: be very bad.
Speaker 4: As we reverse psychology.
Speaker 5: Yes, and again, just let me know when they're I've
Speaker 5: got one more. Okay, well, then fell the gap with words.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we celebrated thirty years of Speed the movie. It's
Speaker 4: also thirty years of one of my favorite albums, Wheezer's
Speaker 4: Blue Album, and on YouTube you can watch wheeze are
Speaker 4: doing something called Spotify Sessions where they've got them back
Speaker 4: to celebrate thirty years of the Blue album. They play
Speaker 4: the album Great Albums. I've still got my CD copy
Speaker 4: of that. It was a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant album. I
Speaker 4: saw as well yesterday. Offspring are coming here.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is going to be amazing at Jack White
Speaker 5: is playing Ballarat and he's doing the Corner here in Richmond,
Speaker 5: which would be incredible. All right, a couple of things
Speaker 5: from me. Then Sugar, Apple TV. I don't know what's
Speaker 5: happened with Apple TV. Right, they had all this big
Speaker 5: money to try and take on Netflix and now they're
Speaker 5: pulling back massively on Apple TV. And when you go
Speaker 5: on Apple TV, I find it very hard. It's like
Speaker 5: walking into t K max. You really got to have
Speaker 5: a good look round to see where where are the
Speaker 5: where are your TV? Shows? I stumbled on the show.
Speaker 5: I think it came out at the start that it's
Speaker 5: called Sugar and it stars a brilliant Hollywood actor. Irish
Speaker 5: out to Colin Farrell, who I've never seen anything bad.
Speaker 5: It's called Sugar. It is brilliant. They're only a half
Speaker 5: hour episodes. It plays a private detective. So you you
Speaker 5: know why I love Yeah, this is Hidden Away Sugar.
Speaker 5: Very very smart, very good. I was loving it up
Speaker 5: until episode six, and then it's in the final two
Speaker 5: episodes and there's been a very big plot twist that
Speaker 5: actually they should have let me know six episodes ago,
Speaker 5: and you should let let the viewers know if you're
Speaker 5: going to do one of those kind of oh for
Speaker 5: crying out loud. Come on, it just changes massively. Okay,
Speaker 5: don't say well watching just watch it the half an hour.
Speaker 5: It's very very good. And the other thing I loved
Speaker 5: this week, which I cannot recommend enough. Nick cave On
Speaker 5: Australia story this week was absolutely brilliant. He's lost two
Speaker 5: of his children. His conversation about grief and love and
Speaker 5: art was just incredibly Such an articulate, intelligent man and
Speaker 5: what a transformation as well out of so much pain
Speaker 5: as well. He put out this book two years ago
Speaker 5: which I was banging on about on here, which is
Speaker 5: very very good, but I cannot recommend enough him being interviewed.
Speaker 5: Was there was something joyous about Yeah, just him talking
Speaker 5: about everything he's been through. My God, him and his
Speaker 5: and his wife have been through so much, but still
Speaker 5: finding meaning and joy in the world. And he's still
Speaker 5: making music and enjoying that as well. But I cannot
Speaker 5: recommend that enough. Just an incredible one of those you
Speaker 5: don't often see TV on free to air TV days
Speaker 5: these days, that actually makes you is so compelling you
Speaker 5: actually haven't taken a breath. You're just transfixed by or
Speaker 5: captivate by someone actually sharing their story. So cannot recommend enough.
Speaker 5: Well worth watching this weekend as well.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Now, Me and Pats are in Melbourne studio this morning
Speaker 5: in radio we caught it down the line. Jack is
Speaker 5: actually in Sydney and he's actually in the radio studios
Speaker 5: of Carl and Jackie O and Jones and Amanda. We
Speaker 5: all work for the same radio sort of mega network.
Speaker 5: So Jackie's actually in Sydney this morning up until the
Speaker 5: final minutes before the show. Once Jack is out of sight,
Speaker 5: he's out of mind he is in the wind. In
Speaker 5: our group WhatsApp conversation Rio five minutes before six o'clock
Speaker 5: today was communicate with us. No radio show should ever
Speaker 5: producers should never be demanding come on, begging to come
Speaker 5: come back to the nest.
Speaker 4: I communicate with the in a zen place before the
Speaker 4: radio shows.
Speaker 5: But users don't like being in the opposite of that,
Speaker 5: which is a very stress place. Well, we weren't sure
Speaker 5: whether you were walking to work across Sydney Harbor Bridge,
Speaker 5: whether you were.
Speaker 4: Slit workouts to per day still for seventy five harts,
Speaker 4: so I did consider walking, but it gave me Google Maps,
Speaker 4: gave me a two hour time from the hotel to
Speaker 4: the radio station.
Speaker 5: So why are you in Sydney?
Speaker 4: So we got the HAMI Should Andy podcast today? HAMI
Speaker 4: should Andy? You're in Sydney because the logis are on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Night, those fingers and Jack's over there called here by
Speaker 5: on your bed shack.
Speaker 4: Andy is up for the gold LOGI actually, so we're
Speaker 4: recording the podcast today and then we have a dinner
Speaker 4: tonight at Hamish's place to celebrate and give Andy best
Speaker 4: wishes for Sunday night.
Speaker 5: And then you're out in the streets going door to
Speaker 5: door asking for votes for Andy tomorrow. Is that right?
Speaker 5: You can?
Speaker 4: Actually they've changed the voting. He told me that you
Speaker 4: can vote up right up until the logis is screening
Speaker 4: on Sunday night, So even while you're watching it, you
Speaker 4: can cast your vote.
Speaker 5: Is there that much demand to vote for the log
Speaker 5: and an actual election? Is it?
Speaker 9: Who?
Speaker 5: Oh? I didn't know, it's not. I feel so bad.
Speaker 5: I was having my Sunday roast. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I have your Sunday roast and still vote. Oh okay,
Speaker 5: So I can have my Sunday roast then vote. Oh,
Speaker 5: I see okay? And so how was the fly over Jack?
Speaker 4: I almost didn't get up here? Actually I was at
Speaker 4: I got told off by the Quantus stuff for getting
Speaker 4: to the gate lane because I had, well, you're left.
Speaker 5: Here, we're having a post show meeting, and I sort
Speaker 5: of was like what times your flight? And it was
Speaker 5: like half nine eleven and We're like, what you're doing
Speaker 5: here in Richmond? Keep going?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 4: I actually made it to the airport with plenty of
Speaker 4: time to spare, got through security, all fine, sitting around
Speaker 4: and then because I'm doing this challenge seventy five hard
Speaker 4: two workouts a day, and I actually have to eat
Speaker 4: a certain amount of calories to energize myself. I'm going
Speaker 4: to the toilet more than I used to. Sorry, you
Speaker 4: just need to know where I was and why I
Speaker 4: wasn't being flipping about it, but I desperately needed to
Speaker 4: do a number two.
Speaker 5: And don't ever be flipping about that. It's not that
Speaker 5: is not a light conversation I have.
Speaker 4: And I see the gate and it looks and actually
Speaker 4: looks packed, and the line is curling out the door.
Speaker 5: Something else.
Speaker 4: I feel like I have plenty of praise.
Speaker 5: I need to go. It's curling out the door. It's
Speaker 5: like a Concis boarding line.
Speaker 4: And so I go and do my thing in a
Speaker 4: reasonable amount of time. I'm not in a flippant manner.
Speaker 4: Not in a flippant manner. I don't want to be
Speaker 4: reckless with it.
Speaker 5: Con seriously, show up for yourself.
Speaker 4: And when I come out, the line's gone. And I
Speaker 4: rushed to the front of the gate, And she said,
Speaker 4: if the plane hadn't been ten minutes delayed for other reasons,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have been able to let you on.
Speaker 5: What a great story about did you miss the fla
Speaker 5: I needed to have a non flippant crop. They do.
Speaker 5: They do have toilets on board play.
Speaker 4: I know, but don't you want to do it in
Speaker 4: the airport toilets is so much nicer than being squeezed
Speaker 4: in them.
Speaker 5: I'm sure they're getting squishy as well. To get another
Speaker 5: door and they are you must inside.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't like the airport toilets. I I've flown
Speaker 4: to the US earlier this year and didn't go the
Speaker 4: whole long.
Speaker 5: I try not to go, and they are they are
Speaker 5: really I don't have costrophobia, but they really freaked me
Speaker 5: out in there. It's like a little coffin.
Speaker 4: I don't like the flushing system. It's the tornado terrifying.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go with it over the airstream of
Speaker 5: Fiji feet for Jeans Barbecue and then the producers a
Speaker 5: messaging on what'sapp saying please communicate with please.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show, podcast.
Speaker 5: Sady and radio. You get an awful lot of what
Speaker 5: I would call divas, and they will actually sadly abuse
Speaker 5: their positions of power and influence over younger pin headed
Speaker 5: producers and made them do stuff for them personally. And
Speaker 5: I'm afraid to say Jack that we're in a situation
Speaker 5: here that one of the three of us has become
Speaker 5: a diva. What's happened, Caitlin? Could you tell you a
Speaker 5: story of what you were made to do last night?
Speaker 11: I picked up Audie and took her to stage school
Speaker 11: last night.
Speaker 3: Takes a village. What can I say? Takes a village.
Speaker 6: I had to come back into work last night and
Speaker 6: do some potty work and we were in a pickle.
Speaker 6: Mom couldn't run her, and so you know what, Caitlyn offered.
Speaker 6: Only one in the team, I might add, offered earlier
Speaker 6: in the way, So.
Speaker 5: I didn't want it as a separate WhatsApp thing for like
Speaker 5: Nanny's for hire at my own money group man Nanny.
Speaker 3: Offered earlier in the week.
Speaker 6: Listen, mate, if there's anything you need with Chris laid
Speaker 6: up and everything, all you need to do is ask.
Speaker 5: And I you'd be careful with that, right because next
Speaker 5: thing you know, You've got those technol fins shoved in
Speaker 5: your face. I'm still cronking mine out, very greasy, very greasy,
Speaker 5: too much honor for it.
Speaker 6: Was either she doesn't go at all, but they were
Speaker 6: handing out roles and for the production they're doing, and
Speaker 6: she desperately wanted to go last night because she tried
Speaker 6: the week tried out the week before, and I thought,
Speaker 6: maybe I can ask Caitlin, and she said absolutely, absolutely, it's.
Speaker 5: A very kind, generously absolutely it.
Speaker 3: Is happy to help out.
Speaker 6: No, you were You were brilliant and really the only
Speaker 6: member of this team that I would.
Speaker 3: Trust with my precious Cargo.
Speaker 4: To be honest, the only thing I worry about, Caitlin,
Speaker 4: for you is the precedent that has now been set
Speaker 4: and this the priest slide.
Speaker 3: You nice.
Speaker 5: Suddenly my bungance need doing my pawns and the dry
Speaker 5: cleaning from the acroagesque and again get it from Geelong.
Speaker 5: The Gelong seems is ready with it to go. Very
Speaker 5: conscious of I'm going as an award.
Speaker 6: It's very conscious of asking because Caitlyn does like all
Speaker 6: of our producers, they work extremely hard on them.
Speaker 5: Well they have to because they have to do extra
Speaker 5: chores for Patrino Joe House.
Speaker 3: But no, thank you, Caitlyn.
Speaker 6: You were an absolute superstar last night. And can I
Speaker 6: say popping into the house and having a chat to
Speaker 6: the love God, he appreciated that.
Speaker 5: Of course he else probably got stir crazy and they're
Speaker 5: like Hanks. And that basketball was he chack to Wilson,
Speaker 5: I mean an empty whiskey ball.
Speaker 3: I do really feel for him.
Speaker 11: Later and he said it took him forty five minutes
Speaker 11: to go to the toilet yesterday.
Speaker 3: I know about it when I got home.
Speaker 2: Where have you been?
Speaker 3: I was trying to go to the loop.
Speaker 4: That's Caitlyn's next.
Speaker 10: Job, hope.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell showdust Jack.
Speaker 5: I think it's gone too far now with Patsy's request
Speaker 5: for partucer. Kaitlin, what's happened at Brazilian Now over the weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Too much?
Speaker 3: She hasn't got a weed whacker.
Speaker 5: Morning. It's a dangerous game with baby Patsy sometimes, you know,
Speaker 5: sometimes you roll dies and she just kicks that table
Speaker 5: all the way over to teach you a lessons. Let's
Speaker 5: restart the break. I blame myself actually taking a pea
Speaker 5: shooter to a knife fight. That's how it is, all right,
Speaker 5: So a minutes past seven Friday morning, So did you
Speaker 5: cause chaos? Maybe accidentally inadvertently? Did you cause chaos? We
Speaker 5: have some great stories yesterday, like this one from heathern.
Speaker 8: My husband was changing the headlight of the car, so
Speaker 8: he had the instruction manual. I thought he had done
Speaker 8: a good job. Next morning, I'd take my son, Jasinda,
Speaker 8: And then I was so lucky. I passed right up
Speaker 8: the front, go in and one of the guys ten juns,
Speaker 8: is your car's on fire. So the fiberk come and
Speaker 8: it's the instruction manual. He left it on the fry pan.
Speaker 8: The kids were embarrassed. I was embarrassed. Girlfriend picked up
Speaker 8: my son.
Speaker 5: From then on the incredible story of that. Then there
Speaker 5: was this one from Chris yesterday about where Abe Plaza.
Speaker 9: Girls at the shopping center working. My boss asked me
Speaker 9: if I could go and cut some duck works. I
Speaker 9: got the grinder out and cutting away. I didn't realize
Speaker 9: the system was live, and I had to turn it off.
Speaker 9: All of a sudden, we can hear the fire trucks
Speaker 9: police rolling up. We get off the roof and we
Speaker 9: realized that the whole shopping center has been smoked out
Speaker 9: by me.
Speaker 5: See this is what we're looking for nine four one
Speaker 5: four one oh four three. It's that whole kind of Ah,
Speaker 5: it's me, It's me that caused all this chaos. That's
Speaker 5: what we're looking for nine four one four one oh
Speaker 5: four three. It started with Andrew told us this story
Speaker 5: about his mum.
Speaker 12: Dad's the guys here and my mum had borrowed his
Speaker 12: truck and took it through Forest Feel Chase and it
Speaker 12: had the low barrier pulled the whole glass wreck off.
Speaker 12: They had to shut down the area, close the entrance.
Speaker 13: It would chaoff.
Speaker 5: It was chaos. That's the one everyone who comes on
Speaker 5: the show today is to end this story after they've
Speaker 5: told it with it was chaos, all right. That's kind
Speaker 5: of like they knew, what are the odds? It was chaos.
Speaker 5: I remember years ago when I first started to go
Speaker 5: out with my wife and she just become a freshly
Speaker 5: qualified lawyer. So she used to have to take a
Speaker 5: briefcase to work, and I remember one day she left
Speaker 5: it on a tube station in London, near Covent Garden
Speaker 5: tube station, and we went to a nearby pub and
Speaker 5: we're having our second drink again and she goes, oh
Speaker 5: my god, my briefcase, and I just happened to look
Speaker 5: over her shoulder. The whole Covent Garden tube station had
Speaker 5: been evacuated, right, And I realized that that is in London.
Speaker 5: That's thousands of people, right, and I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, they're going to detonate. And I saw the
Speaker 5: bomb squad were there right and they were going in there.
Speaker 5: They just detonate them very quickly in London, they have to.
Speaker 5: And then we had a choice whether to go in
Speaker 5: and say that's my case or as I voted, let's
Speaker 5: go and get another drink. We cut our heads down,
Speaker 5: had another well underneath us. There was a small explosion
Speaker 5: as they blew up Sarah's hideous briefcase, which did everyone
Speaker 5: a favorite any I was so relieved. I was so relieved,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, we can't. They will just
Speaker 5: people be filthy, they won't find it funny whatsoever. And
Speaker 5: I can tell you now it was chaos.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: What Are the Odds fifteen saw the fifteen's coming together
Speaker 5: converging right now? Then are you a captain of chaos?
Speaker 5: Have you caused chaos? Inadverently accidentally? But you did cause chaos?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one oh four three. Good morning, Elliott,
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Mate, Good morning guys.
Speaker 5: Here you going, yeah, we're good. Earlier so Elliott you're
Speaker 5: a captain of chaos. What happened?
Speaker 14: Yes, So, back when I was a little toddler four
Speaker 14: to five, I used to go out in the front
Speaker 14: of her house in dar Clava and get the newspaper
Speaker 14: for my mom. Well, she wait inside. Anyway, one morning
Speaker 14: I went out there and I didn't return, and she
Speaker 14: got worried, went out.
Speaker 13: Looked for me, couldn't find me. She called the police
Speaker 13: and they send someone out to mom's house. They came inside.
Speaker 13: The first thing they said was I you checked the
Speaker 13: next one Abor's house, and she goes over the next
Speaker 13: on AB's house and there I am meeting fruits with
Speaker 13: the of the house.
Speaker 5: Great detective, and she sent it to go and solve
Speaker 5: that JFA. If you look next door, next door to
Speaker 5: the book depository shop, there's a dry cleaners. That's when
Speaker 5: the real shooter was.
Speaker 4: Also Alliant. I assume you mean this suburb of Bella
Speaker 4: clav because at the start of the story I pictured
Speaker 4: you going outside in a bellow clash.
Speaker 5: That's why I thought was most worried about him getting
Speaker 5: a draft. Also, she was a five year old to
Speaker 5: go get their newspaper. Yes, it did, Yes, in your house,
Speaker 5: eddiot thank you very much.
Speaker 1: She called Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Did you accidentally cause chaos? This is an incredible story
Speaker 5: from Mary Ann. You can call the show, you can
Speaker 5: text me. You can also email me directly, Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Come on in, Christian,
Speaker 5: I have a Captain Cows story. My mother's friend June
Speaker 5: passed away. Ah, this is one the subject heading here
Speaker 5: Captain Cows from beyond the Grave.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, Christian, I have a Captain Cows story.
Speaker 5: My mother's friend June passed away. After the church service,
Speaker 5: friends and family made their way over to the cemetery
Speaker 5: for the graveyard service. Everyone was gathered at the open grave,
Speaker 5: only it was the wrong grave. There was another open
Speaker 5: grave ready for another burial nearby. June quietly said to
Speaker 5: the priest, we're at the wrong grave the priest. The
Speaker 5: priest whispered back, yes, I know, but everyone has assembled here.
Speaker 5: I'll just conduct the service and make sure it's all right.
Speaker 5: In the end, all well and good until the other
Speaker 5: funeral party turned up with the rightful owner of the grave.
Speaker 5: Needless to say, chaos ensued with people in a highly
Speaker 5: emotional state at the loss of their loved one. June's
Speaker 5: sister's funeral was finally moved to the proper grave, and
Speaker 5: the priest made a quip about her being in a final,
Speaker 5: final resting place. June said that in life her sister
Speaker 5: always stuffed things up and was so chaotic, so it
Speaker 5: was all the perfect ending. Really, Mary Anne, that is
Speaker 5: an awesome email. Thank you very much for sharing that.
Speaker 5: Let's get to Greg now. Good morning, Greg, Welcome to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 7: How I as I was a massive captain of chaos.
Speaker 7: I was working for an air conditioning company. I was
Speaker 7: worlding some pipes in the insulation on the air conditioning
Speaker 7: court fire which caused the site alarms to go off
Speaker 7: and the site to be evacuated. The big thing is
Speaker 7: that was ICI Exploses factory in Deer Park.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh what I mean? Should wouldn't you
Speaker 5: be doing any welding around like T and T at
Speaker 5: me caught explosives?
Speaker 7: Well yeah, they're still in permits and all that was
Speaker 7: in the admin offers.
Speaker 5: But thank god you have the permits. Oh wow, the
Speaker 5: damage you could have done. One got my badge from
Speaker 5: the scouts from welding the fiber gay everything.
Speaker 7: The whole sort of shot down for half a day.
Speaker 15: Be passably.
Speaker 4: You signed.
Speaker 5: He's a permit holder. Let him blow it up. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was chaos, Greg.
Speaker 7: I was major. It should be ameral chaos.
Speaker 5: You'll be able to pick your rank. It's at the
Speaker 5: pin Army ameral cass. I like it, Greg, have a
Speaker 5: lovely weekend. Thanks Greg, Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: Good morning Christian. My husband calls chaos and a Navy ship.
Speaker 5: He was an electrician. He noticed the light bulb was
Speaker 5: on the blink on a panel and used the wrong
Speaker 5: plies to remove it. Probably didn't have the right permits.
Speaker 5: It short circuited the whole ship. You could hear all
Speaker 5: the engines to shut down naturally. My husband took off
Speaker 5: only course of action. You're not angry. Sailors after you.
Speaker 4: Where do you take off to?
Speaker 5: Though? I don't know over more, I think the swim
Speaker 5: to shore. The rest of the ship was up front
Speaker 5: of the ship with megaphones yelling to fishermen and boats
Speaker 5: to get out the way because the ship was now
Speaker 5: floating at forty five degree angle. Eventually, my husband replaced
Speaker 5: the Bible and was later labeled a hero for saving
Speaker 5: the day or a turnaround from villain to a hero.
Speaker 5: That's Monday Show when you went from hero, Nicole, thank
Speaker 5: you very much for sharing that. All right, let's get
Speaker 5: into this morning's naked air. We're from Ape. We turned
Speaker 5: the show into a giant jukebox and you pick all
Speaker 5: the songs. We give you a theme.
Speaker 4: Oh Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour
Speaker 4: on Nick Nick Naked Our naked Hour, Oh naked egg, Egg,
Speaker 4: Naked Hour, Naked Hour.
Speaker 5: All right, today's naked Hour. It's all about our feathered friends,
Speaker 5: the birds. Songs with a bird in the title. Now,
Speaker 5: that's very narrow, so narrow, so of course we broadened up.
Speaker 5: But you say, Kaitlin has got some ideas to help
Speaker 5: stir your brain sales this morning. Kaitlin songs with a
Speaker 5: bird or anything do with flying in the title.
Speaker 11: Yes, so you can do fly. You can go with wings, eagle, sore, cuckoo.
Speaker 5: Sorry cuckoo, what's that? Do you mean? You can go
Speaker 5: with cockolded?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's so quincy, I think.
Speaker 10: But.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it that yeah, feathers yep, yep, bird
Speaker 4: lack of a feather.
Speaker 2: Is that a song?
Speaker 5: It is now?
Speaker 2: Swallow?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the bird, Yeah, claws, beak.
Speaker 3: Nest right, hates plenty, pigeon, bird.
Speaker 5: Seed, love, pigeon it, Oh yeah, metles, pigeon pie play
Speaker 5: it at eight? Please?
Speaker 3: You could go Tony frog Mouth.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean there's loads of songs that come to
Speaker 5: mind right now and share a one called Tony frog Mouth.
Speaker 5: So yeah, a whole hour of songs with or anything
Speaker 5: related in the title. I think we found our own
Speaker 5: agent of chaos on the shower. She just realized we
Speaker 5: work with one, all right. So Patsy, you always go
Speaker 5: route one O one on this. What kind of bird
Speaker 5: song have you got for us? Take a wild guest
Speaker 5: before I play it.
Speaker 4: I'll go cry boom.
Speaker 6: Jack one O one, dare it?
Speaker 4: I had no idea?
Speaker 5: I promise you he didn't. But it is gettible.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a good song.
Speaker 6: Got exposition in Today's Naked Out and bit of a
Speaker 6: nemesis to Bruce Springsteen because it was the number one
Speaker 6: song of nineteen eighty four, held that on the charts
Speaker 6: for five weeks and kept dancing in the dark at
Speaker 6: number two, preventing the Boss from ever having a number
Speaker 6: one hit, which is pretty unbelievable, really, he.
Speaker 4: Was cuckolding the boss.
Speaker 5: And you've got another one as well, pants.
Speaker 2: Oh look I have.
Speaker 6: It's an honorable mention, but it's kind of not sort
Speaker 6: of getting you up to dance. But it's a beautiful
Speaker 6: song and it deserves to mention. Is Songbird by Christine McVay.
Speaker 6: And so it's beautiful.
Speaker 5: Good morning, everything is bleaking.
Speaker 3: I was playing last night at home and I see.
Speaker 5: It must be for Chris.
Speaker 6: Little shans hair got you a soundrish play?
Speaker 3: He said, my funeral? Please?
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 3: That's bright and happy, isn't it? He said, I don't
Speaker 3: want to know that. It's important.
Speaker 5: I call it the Friday Show. Good vibes goes. This
Speaker 5: is what Code back against to become the mayor of Melbourne.
Speaker 5: He wants to make it vibrant again. He wants to
Speaker 5: banish Friday the score. All right, Jackie boy, what have
Speaker 5: you got? Please help? Well?
Speaker 4: Any chance to play my favorite Australian punk band, Friends
Speaker 4: all Rom on the show. They actually have a song
Speaker 4: called bird Attack.
Speaker 5: They do and it's light on lyrics.
Speaker 3: Oh that's giving me anxiety.
Speaker 5: Listen, I've got something to sue you.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I know we would never play friends the wrong
Speaker 4: But if you had to choose one out of bird
Speaker 4: Attack and Songbird.
Speaker 5: It's got a great Birdie intro. There's crows in. It
Speaker 5: could be like Pink Floyd, the Pink Floyd Apostopic Kitch.
Speaker 4: It's their concept album.
Speaker 5: And you've got another lesson no One but a great song.
Speaker 4: This is a great song, Augie March one Crowded Hour
Speaker 4: and the reason I find a bird in the song
Speaker 4: is crowded has the word crow in?
Speaker 1: It's a shot.
Speaker 5: I'm not even playing it. No, We've got to be strong.
Speaker 3: It's a good Can you have a go at my
Speaker 3: master player?
Speaker 5: What is this word? Judge fry Day? All right? So
Speaker 5: tongs a bird or anything bird related in the title?
Speaker 5: What about from the Rocky sound chat Bill CONTI Gonna
Speaker 5: fly now any day you're having a bad nay on
Speaker 5: seventy five hard crank this on loud Jack.
Speaker 4: You never knew that was the name of this song.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because Rocky is gonna fly now. Let's fly rough
Speaker 5: fly into the weekends. This is what they always use
Speaker 5: for the Amazing training montage. Another great song bird relates
Speaker 5: in the title bird House in your soul. They might
Speaker 5: be giants. This is Friday.
Speaker 10: Make a little birdhouse your soul.
Speaker 5: That's a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm the only your money at old.
Speaker 15: Bird House your soul.
Speaker 5: And then I doubt any of you have heard this song.
Speaker 5: But I love this song because as a young child
Speaker 5: I loved birds. As a member of the Young Ornithologist Club,
Speaker 5: the Why oh See Ladies being pressed still got my
Speaker 5: membership card, and this song speaks to me by the eels.
Speaker 5: I like birds.
Speaker 10: I don't care from walking downtown crazy out.
Speaker 5: Of carding a boy down. Look at all the people
Speaker 5: like cows herd well.
Speaker 10: I like.
Speaker 5: Birds. Play this at my funeral. He love men, birds,
Speaker 5: he loved den birds play his song all right. So
Speaker 5: I don't know what we're gonna get today. I've gotta
Speaker 5: be honest. It's not the easiest field, but my operatives
Speaker 5: are ready to take your bird calls.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Getting Ready for the Naked Out, begins at eight o'clock
Speaker 5: every Friday. On the show, you pick all the songs,
Speaker 5: we give you the theme. It's a stretch today, It's
Speaker 5: a stretch. Songs of the Murder about flying in the
Speaker 5: title on nine four one, four, one, O four three,
Speaker 5: some of the ones coming in on tax this morning,
Speaker 5: Free bird Leonard Skinnered. This is about hour long, start
Speaker 5: at eight and we'll go on to win for everybody.
Speaker 5: But great song Bob Money three to birds. Oh, this
Speaker 5: is a great song when my daughter's youngest to sing
Speaker 5: this to them sometimes now just to annoy them when
Speaker 5: they've got a tough daw go No, they go, Dad,
Speaker 5: not Now it doesn't work anymore when it.
Speaker 2: Always would.
Speaker 5: Fly like an eagle Steve Millerban you see a man
Speaker 5: saying or something like an eagle all the way to
Speaker 5: the sea. Who doesn't you know? Who doesn't it? Sometimes?
Speaker 5: You know? Rocking Robin by Bobby Day one of Patsy's favorites.
Speaker 5: I think this is the Poney soundtrack in Pansy's head.
Speaker 5: And then any of you familiar with the legend that
Speaker 5: is Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: This is a song and it's a good time. Stall Pigeon,
Speaker 5: listen to this funk. My mon need to love this song.
Speaker 5: I have no idea what's about? What's the stall?
Speaker 1: Picture?
Speaker 5: Pigeon on The Stall participat and said Pitching was one
Speaker 5: of the winning works today the phrase that pays. All right, Heather,
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning morning.
Speaker 15: He Now listen, here go rock.
Speaker 5: This sounds good. This sounds good to Heather. Heather, thank
Speaker 5: you very much. Have a nice weekantanastic on the show,
Speaker 5: you too. Let's go to Matt. Good morning, Matt. What
Speaker 5: do you want us to play? Morning guys?
Speaker 13: I still three birsay one, sorry, first one. It's pretty
Speaker 13: poor for a water.
Speaker 5: Please don't kill any birds with any stones, all right.
Speaker 1: Say I'm pretty fly.
Speaker 5: I mean to melviol In a couple of months time,
Speaker 5: but they didn't have me. But then it's in. Let's
Speaker 5: definitely play this this morning, Matt Grady. I'm going to
Speaker 5: play it man one more.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks your love love lift is that way way belong?
Speaker 5: Oh my words, you're giving us two very different vibes there,
Speaker 5: so we go from two. I love massive gear changes.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Matt. That's the two for thank you, Rayman,
Speaker 5: thank you. Let's go to your worst Susan. Yeah, hi,
Speaker 5: hi there.
Speaker 15: Wings fins, my wings.
Speaker 5: Range against the menopause.
Speaker 2: Listeners love this.
Speaker 5: I blame Patsy because no, no, no, you can't them
Speaker 5: into your roost or something with the old fat. We're
Speaker 5: like a lighthouse. You gotta be careful what light you're transmitting.
Speaker 5: You play this? What did we get back?
Speaker 4: You tune in so me hear this?
Speaker 5: I went on, who's died?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 5: Bet? Is he going to speak?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 5: Look? My seventeen year old daughters this horrible thing she
Speaker 5: does every couple of months. I think it's a TikTok
Speaker 5: thing where they tell someone that your parents really cares
Speaker 5: about that they've just died. I know it's horrible, right,
Speaker 5: And I get really mad about right, and Lowes sight
Speaker 5: it because it's rare that I get mad about anything,
Speaker 5: but it does. Yesterday she came in. I was tired
Speaker 5: in the afternoons, the perfect sweet spots about half four,
Speaker 5: and she goes, she came in from school, and I said,
Speaker 5: you're right. I could actually look really upset. You went,
Speaker 5: you know, we're just thinking about you. Mum just had
Speaker 5: the radio one. She sent me into the check how
Speaker 5: you are. We just heard the news about Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 5: was cooking, and I swear to god, it was like
Speaker 5: a scene for a movie. I dropped the spatchelor that
Speaker 5: I had to the floor and I went, I actually went,
Speaker 5: and she went out, that's not remotely funny. She goes,
Speaker 5: what would you actually do if he died? Would you
Speaker 5: be sad? Would you be saying it? I'd be very
Speaker 5: really sad. A light would go out in the world
Speaker 5: for me, I said, A horrible thing to do.
Speaker 4: Does she film it?
Speaker 5: Or she filmed some of them? She'd have filmed that one.
Speaker 5: You seeing me devastated within seconds? How's your day at school?
Speaker 5: And then dropping the spatchelor? What a horrible will they
Speaker 5: get these things? I mean your parents? Someone died the
Speaker 5: other week. Have you heard the news about Adam Sandler?
Speaker 5: And I was like, what, Yeah, she's going through all
Speaker 5: my Mount Rushmore. All right, let's go to Bianca. Good
Speaker 5: Morning Bianca? What he wants to play?
Speaker 15: Good Morning Team? I think I've got one for Patty
Speaker 15: John Williamson, the old.
Speaker 5: One for me though, between the lines or just hear
Speaker 5: who's are there in the.
Speaker 6: Better by father than white cockatoo or a badgerigar.
Speaker 5: They squeak and squawk and try to talk.
Speaker 1: Why me and them's like cheese and short.
Speaker 5: But this is my message to the rest of the world.
Speaker 5: Get ready to meet Australia in twenty thirty two. I've
Speaker 5: been in six years Reagan is the best answer they've got. Fact. Okay,
Speaker 5: all right, naked he coming up next.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'commells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We've got some great songs lined up this hour. Now.
Speaker 5: I'm not playing old man em you you want to
Speaker 5: hear it, play yourself, entertain yourself, don't bring me into it.
Speaker 5: Get your own radio show. All right. This week exciting
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Speaker 5: he gives it away in some sort of convoluted way.
Speaker 5: And over the last couple of years, cash Man, you
Speaker 5: know you tune in during the day. It's a day timething.
Speaker 5: You tune in during the day. And I mean that
Speaker 5: we don't get that stuff. They save the gold for
Speaker 5: after this finishes, Like get that rabbit off, Let's get
Speaker 5: the primo stuff out now. Let's get the good wines
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Speaker 5: that rabble's gone? Cash Man? You over the last couple
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Speaker 5: need it right now, thank you so much. This week
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Speaker 4: Cash down?
Speaker 5: A centling cash man?
Speaker 2: And you guessed that dinner's on me?
Speaker 8: Fifty bucks for you?
Speaker 2: Dinner?
Speaker 5: Did you say dinner?
Speaker 7: You live?
Speaker 4: Change cash?
Speaker 5: Let me go to three pm Wednesday. There must be
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Speaker 2: Let me j down day Daddy, Another fifty for.
Speaker 5: You, dick down devio. Hang on there, we got a
Speaker 5: big one. Yeah it's fifty again. And let's go to
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Speaker 16: Oh cash plastic fifty for you.
Speaker 5: Okay, So listen, we live in these times right now,
Speaker 5: cost of living crisis. Well, we listen and we learn,
Speaker 5: and we are back now with our new budget friend.
Speaker 5: And add it is petty cash.
Speaker 17: Man who's first on the scene at the vending machine,
Speaker 17: who'll give you five bucks for your fare on the bus?
Speaker 17: Why it's petty cash man.
Speaker 5: All right, petty cash man, Jack, how much does Petty
Speaker 5: cash Man.
Speaker 4: Have We have seventy one dollars and seventy cents in
Speaker 4: the kiddie wow me.
Speaker 2: Your Friday by frugal.
Speaker 5: And please when you play with Penny cash Man, spend
Speaker 5: it all at once, and of course, every one of
Speaker 5: you who's a winner today from the huge prize fund
Speaker 5: of seventy one dollars seventy You're welcome. We've got your back.
Speaker 5: This weekend, we are splashing the petty cashing all right,
Speaker 5: so we have seventy one dollars seventy it's all gonna
Speaker 5: go during the next ten minutes of the show, So
Speaker 5: please call up now, what do you want the money for?
Speaker 5: Do not ask for all seventy one dollars seventy That
Speaker 5: is selfish, okay, just ask for a bit of it,
Speaker 5: but make your case, plead, what do you want that
Speaker 5: sum of that petty cash for? Is it coffee? Is
Speaker 5: it just one bit tonight? Not a pint because that
Speaker 5: could be a left one or twelve dollars? Okay, what
Speaker 5: do you want some of the petty cash for? Make
Speaker 5: your case now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, so my word look up in the skies
Speaker 5: right now. Who's a mother's a hero of these austere times.
Speaker 17: Who's first on the scene at the vending machine? Who
Speaker 17: will give you five bucks for your fare on the bus?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: It's petty cash mass.
Speaker 5: All right, le Leo. Hel's Leo. It's my new neighbor.
Speaker 5: He's just join the show. You know, when you're trying
Speaker 5: to learn someone's name and you keep saying whatever you've
Speaker 5: seen them, Leo can say you have a good day, Leo.
Speaker 5: So everyone I know now on the show. Patsy's here
Speaker 5: with the news. Leo, Leo. Rio's got the petty cash box.
Speaker 5: Actually it's one of those. This actually is our petty
Speaker 5: cash box.
Speaker 17: Yes, it's you know, one of those sort of eight
Speaker 17: dollar ones you'd get from office works.
Speaker 4: It's black, it's got a key in it.
Speaker 5: We have a fifteen We've actually got the notes of money,
Speaker 5: the seventy one dollars seventy we did.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's like literally our petty cash time from the office.
Speaker 5: Suoner Bos said that she said, aboos and make sure
Speaker 5: I have it back afterwards. Well, she's got to put
Speaker 5: cash Mao's actual money in there, and that's nineteen nine
Speaker 5: percent air.
Speaker 4: The real cash man might be our first call.
Speaker 5: Then it needs one of those signs on. There no
Speaker 5: actual cash left in this box overnight. Hi, petty cash man,
Speaker 5: seventy one dollars seventy What do you want with the money?
Speaker 5: Take some of it, not all of it. This is
Speaker 5: from Eric first of all Christian. Yesterday I brought three
Speaker 5: dollar fifty screwdriver for work. I couldn't be stuff filling
Speaker 5: in the reimbursement paperwork waiting till the next pay period.
Speaker 5: I know it's only five percent of your total, but
Speaker 5: could you help a blokeout? Cheers Eric ps. This email
Speaker 5: took the same amount of time as the reimbursement paperwork.
Speaker 5: Do we help a brother out now? Three dollars fifty?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, and he already did. He did his calculate very well.
Speaker 4: It is four point eight percent of our total amount.
Speaker 5: Eric Lamb, Oh food turn them as well. That's sounds
Speaker 5: that as well, and yes you can have it.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Don't spend it all at once.
Speaker 5: Three dollars fifty going to Eric Lamb for the work screwdriver.
Speaker 5: Let's get a Faye now, good morning, Faye. You're live
Speaker 5: with petty cash Man.
Speaker 15: Petty cash Man, Petty cash lamb.
Speaker 1: Please please help me.
Speaker 15: I need ten dollars for a battery.
Speaker 5: What kind of battery?
Speaker 10: Is it.
Speaker 15: A double A?
Speaker 5: What do you need the double A for?
Speaker 15: Well, my mouse has died, mothday, my mouth, my computer mouse,
Speaker 15: it's died. It's Friday, and the only way I can
Speaker 15: use my computer is with that stupid square thing that
Speaker 15: some young persons obviously mate, here we go.
Speaker 5: I don't know how they show back. They showback the
Speaker 5: truck pad.
Speaker 4: The truck pad was considered futurist.
Speaker 5: It is the first scene on Star Trek with William Shatton.
Speaker 15: We need a lesson in how to use these funny
Speaker 15: square mouth finger around.
Speaker 5: Actually, people are doing surgery in our heart surgery on
Speaker 5: those remotely. What do you reckon? Hard? What's the crunching numbers? Jack?
Speaker 4: What's the percentage that would equal thirteen percent almost fourteen
Speaker 4: percent of our budget? And I'm just gooding? Price of
Speaker 4: one double A battery? Is it one or two batteries?
Speaker 15: It's got two inn its about eight Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: Well you get one for five bucks or four pack,
Speaker 4: then you got two for next one.
Speaker 5: Oh, there we go, We'll give you the five bucks.
Speaker 2: Wonderful that's on us, Fay, You're welcome. Your Friday by
Speaker 2: Frugal is a.
Speaker 5: Man of few words. I don't like that he's only
Speaker 5: got five realized. Take some more double as any. We
Speaker 5: won't get another one out real quickly record some more.
Speaker 2: There, we got a list.
Speaker 5: Good morning, this, good.
Speaker 15: Morning, Penny cash Man, Please save me.
Speaker 4: I need four dollars.
Speaker 15: Fifty for the tasty truck food to get my sausage
Speaker 15: roll for lunch.
Speaker 4: Good price for a sausage roll.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Wow, Wow, he's with us, he's here.
Speaker 15: That's probably only a mini sausage roll.
Speaker 2: Me or Friday.
Speaker 5: He is listening. He's just got a cover of stock
Speaker 5: cash racers. Actually, yeah, it is a bit yes Friday Pertsy.
Speaker 5: You know, Liz, you enjoyed that some small, fun size
Speaker 5: sausage roll.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5: Well he's cane ja quaking fox alphabets. Get out the way.
Speaker 5: Penny cash Man's here. Jack. How much money we got left?
Speaker 4: So we've spent fourteen dollars, which is twenty percent. So
Speaker 4: we got eighty percent left of our budget to go,
Speaker 4: which is I'll just do that.
Speaker 5: We took a long way to get so it's the
Speaker 5: eight seventy Oh, thank you, we've got working when we
Speaker 5: cash Man fifty seven seventy fifty seven seventy. I tell
Speaker 5: you what I'm excited about is when we have five
Speaker 5: dollars left, because for some reason, Petty cash Man has
Speaker 5: only done it for when it gets down as low
Speaker 5: as five. So let me know, Chack, because I've been
Speaker 5: able to play this one, which I haven't used yet.
Speaker 2: Oh, Christian, there's less than five dons left.
Speaker 4: He's thought of everything and now he hasn't Jack five.
Speaker 5: All right, let's take a break and I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna call Petty cash Man see if he's got
Speaker 5: anything else to say. So we got about how many
Speaker 5: dollars left?
Speaker 4: Jack fifty seven seventy Christian No Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 17: Hi there, How can Petty cash Man help you today?
Speaker 17: His super suits from Anko, his cash mobiles are key
Speaker 17: a real. He's the penny pinching gold coin horning proceed
Speaker 17: requiring Betty.
Speaker 5: Oh we all know that, we all know that person.
Speaker 5: All right, Petty cash Man, I think this might be
Speaker 5: a thing we do every Friday. Now, how much money
Speaker 5: do we have in petty cash.
Speaker 4: Fifty seven and seventy cents? Remaining today.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's see what people wants. Make your case, Damien,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 10: Got to stressed out father. Here, petty cash man, you
Speaker 10: need to help me out, please. I need fourteen ninety
Speaker 10: five for a Zinger box meal for my daughter this afternoon.
Speaker 2: Hi there, how can petty cash man help you today?
Speaker 5: Sorry? We're just looking out in the window. There it
Speaker 5: goes attention. Now, how can petty cash man? How are you, Damien?
Speaker 5: What do you need? Stressed out Dad?
Speaker 10: I need fourteen ninety five for a Zinger box meal
Speaker 10: for my daughter this afternoon. It's her Friday treat. She's
Speaker 10: been to school all week. She's been a good girl.
Speaker 10: I just need to reward her somehow.
Speaker 5: Petty cash Man, Well, I just do what Huggy does now,
Speaker 5: cash on, Petty cash Man, what do you.
Speaker 16: Think the KFCs on me? He loves your receipts. But
Speaker 16: he's a good man.
Speaker 5: God he had us there that tension. Oh my word,
Speaker 5: I was worried for you there, stressed out dad, Damien.
Speaker 5: Have your daughter enjoys the Zinger burger tonight?
Speaker 10: Fantastic? I'll send some fries across if there's any left.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 13: Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 2: There's less than five No, no, plenty no, there's plenty
Speaker 2: time for that.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Glenn here, please listen, go up, petty
Speaker 5: cash man, Glenn, Glenn, good morning. How can we help you?
Speaker 5: Come on, guys pretty please, Petty cash man.
Speaker 10: Can I get some money for the meat raffle tonight
Speaker 10: at the danging On Workers Club?
Speaker 17: Yeah, just petty cash man, go on, please, good luck
Speaker 17: in the raffle. I hope your Friday is meaty.
Speaker 5: The meat's on us.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh but we didn't ask.
Speaker 4: If we didn't ask him how much the rabble ticket was,
Speaker 4: it could be a hundred bucks for all we know.
Speaker 5: You're welcome, you know, Patty cash Man seen the time
Speaker 5: Jack is eight thirty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't spend it all at Thank you.
Speaker 5: Keep it moving, Sarah, Let's get Sarah on. Good morning, Sarah, you.
Speaker 15: Have good morning. Teddy cash man, please please please, I
Speaker 15: would love twelve dollars for a large popcorn at FOTS
Speaker 15: this weekend. I need to take my kids to.
Speaker 9: See dead Pool.
Speaker 15: It's really expensive. I need that twelve dollars or we
Speaker 15: don't get popcorn.
Speaker 11: Free.
Speaker 2: The popcorns on us.
Speaker 5: Well done because I was just getting sweaty. Then you
Speaker 5: had done that one, but you had you had.
Speaker 17: Hold on. Oh welcome, Yes, great song, Christian. I'm loving
Speaker 17: the naked.
Speaker 5: All right. So Jack, how much money we got left?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know because the mystery you meet Raffleman.
Speaker 5: Five dollars you want to get five one dollar tickets.
Speaker 5: Crunch the numbers. What have we got?
Speaker 4: Okay? Take away five, takeaway twelve for the pform listing
Speaker 4: five dollars. There's twenty five dollars and seventy five cent Okay.
Speaker 5: We've an out of time. Petty cash Man now will
Speaker 5: roll over to six. This is what they're doing radio
Speaker 5: with any next chance to win with Petty cash Man
Speaker 5: is six am Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Luck it in and win.
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Speaker 5: waste today with the Western Show. Today we are looking
Speaker 5: for your hungry celebrities and just now Jack is doing
Speaker 5: the show from Sydney today. Right, you wouldn't know the
Speaker 5: wonders at teleology, but it means that I, you know,
Speaker 5: I talked to him to the songs I have know
Speaker 5: how much time is left on a song? What's coming
Speaker 5: up next? I just heard you rehearsing some comedy. Did
Speaker 5: you really? I heard you going like this. I didn't
Speaker 5: hear the punchline, but I just heard this pan. It's
Speaker 5: like a little child.
Speaker 4: Just for me, just to make sure that I get
Speaker 4: my time was out of the mouth, perpose, Just.
Speaker 5: Get ready everyone. He's been rehearsing, probably in front of
Speaker 5: a mirror.
Speaker 4: Because there's no shame in preparing's not I'm just saying
Speaker 4: well done.
Speaker 5: I'm liking down the line. Jack, you don't rehearse. I
Speaker 5: don't see your rehearsal. And that's some of the problems,
Speaker 5: all right, So hungry celebrities, Oh my word, what a
Speaker 5: legendary singer being around for years behind that keyboard, when
Speaker 5: someone's going to get him some food, Stovey wonder gold,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, legendary Hollywood accent also been around for
Speaker 5: years director as well, Clint Feast. Would be good, would
Speaker 5: be good, This would be good. Oh my words, someone's
Speaker 5: a little bit greedy. That's right, it's one of the Jackson's.
Speaker 5: It's Gannet Jackson. All right, leave some for everybody else.
Speaker 5: Gannet's a bird of the big collet. Is too much
Speaker 5: bird star.
Speaker 4: For the ornithorger.
Speaker 5: You're quite right now. He didn't rehearse that one, did you?
Speaker 5: Some some unnatural spontaneity? Johnny Dipp Johnny Dip Gold Gold,
Speaker 5: legendary soul singer Marvin Gaye. He is so hungry altogether, now,
Speaker 5: that's right. He's starving.
Speaker 2: Gang you got it?
Speaker 5: Silver and one final one. Brussels sprouts, crow, Brussel sprouts
Speaker 5: crow bronze. Yeah, rucky, So Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 5: How rehearsals.
Speaker 4: Entree the giant, Oh, very good, clean out the mouth,
Speaker 4: Silver Judd, appetite, appetite.
Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with rehearsing. Oh you're welcome, Shade over here.
Speaker 5: PC's petty cash man.
Speaker 4: Judd appetite.
Speaker 5: That's the one third time lucky clean out the mouth
Speaker 5: an golf drive into the hedge anymore? Usually you get
Speaker 5: am I not sorry, sorry sorry, gold gold God so
Speaker 5: here you go, ready ye, Gregory Peckish that's as well.
Speaker 5: And supermodel Giselle Luncheon. I got to give that a goal.
Speaker 5: That's very good.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: What have you got then? Hungry celebrities, please rehearse before
Speaker 5: you take them in, vibe clean off the fingers. That's
Speaker 5: what I always say.
Speaker 1: What why The Christian O'Connell show podcast, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Hungry celebrities. Kim daw Dashian.
Speaker 4: That's very good.
Speaker 5: Gold Plus that is perfectly formed, isn't it beautiful? Kim Dawdashian.
Speaker 5: One down? Wendy Sellings real name.
Speaker 4: Why would she lie about it?
Speaker 5: That's strange Wendy Sellings, But she's a real estate agent.
Speaker 5: Email would be selling the bottom always be Sellings. I'm
Speaker 5: Wendy Sellings.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: What about the wall? Hello the rehearsals? Easy off the mill,
Speaker 5: the wolverine, hugejackfruit silver, not worth the effort? Tom Hankerings,
Speaker 5: Oh that's hey, it's got Hankerings, Michael Snackson Silver Snack
Speaker 5: Jack snack Nicholson silver, well fed, Sheering, Oh God, Tom
Speaker 5: Lang Shanks, Bronze white Work, Shaquille o'meal instead of Shaquille
Speaker 5: o'neils Shaquille o'meal. I'm surprised ever done some endorsement they
Speaker 5: must have done. Don French Fries Silver Snoop Hot Dog, Bronze, Craving,
Speaker 5: Tatum m Bronze, Brad Pitter Bread Gold, Claire well Done,
Speaker 5: fifty cent cone Gold, fiftycent cone very good, Anthony Bruno
Speaker 5: mas Bar silver soup Dog gold. That's from eleven year
Speaker 5: old math. I hope that's not Maverick, my friend. That
Speaker 5: is a killer name. Not post Malone roast Malone silver
Speaker 5: plus Gorge Cooney, look at him, just take going off
Speaker 5: for doubles at the buffet gold. We mentioned him earlier.
Speaker 5: Footy legend now running for mayor Anthony. Could he feed us?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: I love that? Plus he should trade on that, Yes
Speaker 5: I can, Anthony, could he feed us? And finally from
Speaker 5: one Eater Pie Sebastian that's a gold as well, simple
Speaker 5: but effective. All right, Jack Hart's to pictures one. Who's
Speaker 5: the winner, But who is winning to be Price today.
Speaker 4: After the Melbourne raun Show, Let's reward young Mav for
Speaker 4: soup dog.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's winning here for his family. Nicely done, Very.
Speaker 1: Good, Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Right now here in Melbourne. You've got radio stations and
Speaker 5: actually just trying to buy your time literally with crazy
Speaker 5: amounts of money. We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars
Speaker 5: and we read the room. We have to enter that
Speaker 5: game in our very own way. And today a new
Speaker 5: legend was born.
Speaker 17: His super suits from Anko, his cash my bills are
Speaker 17: keya real is the penny pinching gold coin horning proceed
Speaker 17: requiring Betty cash Man.
Speaker 5: Well, we didn't get through all of our original huge
Speaker 5: Price fun we had of seventy one dollars seventy Jack,
Speaker 5: how much we got left roll over now to it's
Speaker 5: going to be Magic Monday on the show? How much
Speaker 5: money have we I didn't rehearse that one. I'll start
Speaker 5: rehearsing every weekend. I want in front the mirror that
Speaker 5: Jack can lend.
Speaker 4: Me and am I Yes, I'm shaking the team Christian.
Speaker 4: If we have twenty five dollars seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: Wow, we started making your claim for it. Now you
Speaker 5: can call over the weekend. Melbourne's biggest cash giver way
Speaker 5: is back Monday six am. You can leave a message
Speaker 5: begging for some of the money, not all of it.
Speaker 5: Jack once more? How much is left?
Speaker 4: Twenty five dollars seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: Call over the weekend, leave a message begging for Petty
Speaker 5: cash Man. He listens to them all weekend thirteen hundred
Speaker 5: call oc Petty cash Man? Are you still listeninger? Have
Speaker 5: you gone home?
Speaker 2: There's still some money in the kiddy Christian, so I'll.
Speaker 5: Be back Monday, awesome and we'll see you there.
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