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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation, good morning. I am well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Another week, another conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing And I've spoken a bit on the show

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Speaker 2: about this too, about the Caate Middleton. She was promised

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Speaker 2: time off, we wouldn't look at her until Easter, but

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Speaker 2: a lot of weird stuff's going on in the royal

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Speaker 2: family and there's a vacuum of information, and where there's

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Speaker 2: a vacuum of information, the conspiracy theorists will land.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've really hit a sweet spot here with pop

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Speaker 1: culture royals conspiracies. If the Swifties could avert their attention

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Speaker 1: from Taylor Swift and move on to Caate Middleton, I

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Speaker 1: think we'd find her within moments. In case you've missed

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Speaker 1: this story, though, Kate Middleton, the Royal the Palace told

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Speaker 1: us in January that she was having abdominal surgery. They

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Speaker 1: said it was going to be a ten week or

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Speaker 1: so recovery and that we wouldn't see her until Easter.

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Speaker 2: Two weeks in hospital. That's substantial.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't get any specifics on what the surgery was,

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Speaker 1: the nature of it, but just they said, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's going away, she's going to need time to recover.

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Speaker 1: She won't be back. Of course, that timeline is playing out.

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Speaker 1: People have maybe forgotten or they've grown impatient, and we

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Speaker 1: haven't seen her. The last time she was seeing it

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Speaker 1: was Christmas. So the conspiracies have rolled in thick and fast.

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Speaker 2: But part of that is too, is that all four

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Speaker 2: major working royals, because Charles slim down the royal family.

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Speaker 2: There's him, there's Queen Camilla, there's Kate Middleton and William

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Speaker 2: all of them at the moment are missing in.

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Speaker 1: Action pretty much.

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Speaker 2: That's what is going on, and people are saying, we've

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Speaker 2: never seen this before. The Queen, on her last days

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Speaker 2: on Earth, was photographed meeting the new Prime minister. Her

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Speaker 2: hands were black. We saw photos of Prince Philip looking

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Speaker 2: like why were her hands? Well, she was obviously so

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Speaker 2: old and ill by them, frail, frail shit, but they

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Speaker 2: fronted up. The world is saying all the world people

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Speaker 2: are saying, well, where's the pr here and they're not listening.

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Speaker 1: Well. What's interesting, I think is when we think about

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Speaker 1: the treatment that Harry and Meghan gotten. You know, think

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Speaker 1: what you will and say what you will about them,

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Speaker 1: but they, you know, Meghan was hounded constantly, constant coverage

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Speaker 1: what was she eating, what was she doing, what was

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Speaker 1: she wearing, why was it wrong? And then the sort

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Speaker 1: of privacy that's now being afforded to Kate by the

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Speaker 1: British tabloids because all this speculation is pretty much online.

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Speaker 1: It's on Twitter, it's on Reddit, it's in the forums,

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Speaker 1: it's on social media, but it's not really being reported

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Speaker 1: on widely in the British tabloid.

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Speaker 2: They're giving her that time, which.

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Speaker 1: Kind of plays into that relationship that Harry sort of

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Speaker 1: told us a little bit more about that. You know,

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Speaker 1: William and Kate sort of in bed with the British

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Speaker 1: media and they call the shots. But on the other

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Speaker 1: side of this there are some genuinely hilarious conspiracy so

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe we could go through those. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm here for. So the overarching idea is that, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's probably in a basement dungeon, but I liked that

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Speaker 1: she could be on the masked singer. That was a

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Speaker 1: good one. That she has had a boob job, I

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Speaker 1: heard Brazilian butt lift. Yet there was the bbl that

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Speaker 1: she had a bad haircut and is growing out of fringe,

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Speaker 1: that she's regretted. I thought that was a good one happened.

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Speaker 1: There are people that think she might have died, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: Gets mentioned a lot.

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Speaker 1: Oh vaccines get mentioned a lot, the anti vaxxes thing,

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Speaker 1: there's threads that just say the vaccines have kicked in.

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Speaker 1: This is what happens. There are theories that she's had

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Speaker 1: a secret baby who has red hair, so hiding that

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Speaker 1: one away, that she has eloped with Princess Eugenie, she's

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Speaker 1: locked in a bathroom, she's joined isis she's on a

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Speaker 1: mission to the moon. That she's becoming non binary. So

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Speaker 1: there's all.

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Speaker 2: Of that, but she's bringing out Harold Holts in the

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Speaker 2: midst of that. It is unusual for the royal family

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Speaker 2: not to play the pr game, and they have said, yes,

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Speaker 2: she's going to be having surgery, you won't see Atalista,

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Speaker 2: but without Prince Charles, without the Queen, without William, who's

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Speaker 2: you know, acting unusually at the moment. There is a

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Speaker 2: vacuum and they normally would fill that somehow.

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Speaker 1: And the Camilla thing is this just broke overnight. That

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Speaker 1: apparently from Monday from today, she's having two weeks off.

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Speaker 1: She's going on a holiday or something.

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Speaker 2: But I think the timing is so bizarre, so bizarre.

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Speaker 2: I think Prince Philip, Prince King Charles, excuse me, must

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Speaker 2: be more seriously ill than we have been led to believe.

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Speaker 1: I think that possibly this all ties into that that

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Speaker 1: maybe we don't know what cancer has yet, but we

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Speaker 1: know Hiss undergoing treatment. There are rumors online that he

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Speaker 1: has pancreatic cancer too. There are also rumors online that

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Speaker 1: Kate Middleton's in uninduced coma. So who knows what's true,

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Speaker 1: but I think certainly they're probably getting their ducks lined

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Speaker 1: up for something. Why we wouldn't hear from them, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Kate Middleton, Princess Catherine. You know we've seen

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Speaker 1: her half an hour arch. She gives birth with the

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Speaker 1: perfectly coiked, blow dried hair, so you know, the really

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Speaker 1: long recovery time on this, I think raises some valid questions.

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Speaker 2: None of them are playing the royal game at the moment,

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Speaker 2: and it's so interesting, Sono.

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Speaker 1: My big observation here is how bad is Harry? How

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Speaker 1: much is Harry on the nose when Prince Andrew is

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Speaker 1: getting wheeled out ahead of him.

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Speaker 2: That's all I can say about. Well, great work, and

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Speaker 2: thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you