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Speaker 1: on the phone. Hi Alisha, Hi guys.
Speaker 2: Alisha, what is going on in your house?
Speaker 3: My partner doesn't really like having my dog in our bed.
Speaker 1: How long have you been with your partner for and
Speaker 1: is this a new problem or is it the problem
Speaker 1: that's always existed.
Speaker 3: Well, we're reaching like a three year mark. It's been
Speaker 3: two and a half years. This is actually a new thing.
Speaker 3: We only moved in maybe like a year goes so,
Speaker 3: but it's just happened and I'm kind of freaking out
Speaker 3: about it. Because like, whoa where did this come from?
Speaker 4: It's like I've cheated? Hang on, where does this come from?
Speaker 4: So a few questions? Hang on, we need to set
Speaker 4: the scene. Are we talking Chihuahua or Great Dane?
Speaker 3: No, it's brutles. So he's a little big.
Speaker 2: Oh, goodles are big, okay? And I don't even know
Speaker 2: what a goodle is. It's a goodle. They're big. They're
Speaker 2: very big Golden Retriever poodles.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I just did a quick google. There's three sizes, miniature,
Speaker 1: medium and standard. Miniature is fifteen kilos, twenty two kilos
Speaker 1: or thirty kilos.
Speaker 2: Fifteen kilos been the smallest. That's still big.
Speaker 3: It is a standard okay, right?
Speaker 1: Twenty two?
Speaker 2: So important question?
Speaker 4: Was the godle a part of your life before you
Speaker 4: met your partner or did you bring it in to
Speaker 4: your life together as a couple.
Speaker 3: Well, he's my dog. So I've had him for five
Speaker 3: years and he's just kind of getting on a beard,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: Getting on.
Speaker 2: The girdle. The girdle.
Speaker 1: I slept in your bed for five years, and now
Speaker 1: your partner's decided that it's just too much and the
Speaker 1: dog needs to go and sleep in a dog bed.
Speaker 1: I understand that to be Yeah, do you know I
Speaker 1: had a very similar situation, so I have My dog
Speaker 1: is much bigger than this, he's forty kilos and he
Speaker 1: used to sleep in bed with me every single night.
Speaker 1: And then I met my husband, and then also my
Speaker 1: husband would start sleeping in bed with us. And at
Speaker 1: one point we've been together for about eight months, Matt
Speaker 1: woke up in the middle of the night and he said,
Speaker 1: I've had enough. He's like, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: And this is the first time we'd ever had a
Speaker 1: conversation about it. He was like, it's me or the dog.
Speaker 1: The dog has to sleep in a dog bed. I
Speaker 1: can't sleep with a dog in the bed anymore. And
Speaker 1: unfortunately for Buster, the ultimatum did stick and Matt got
Speaker 1: to stay in the bed even though I threatened to
Speaker 1: put him in the dog bed. And Buster is now
Speaker 1: in a dog bed next to Can you not get
Speaker 1: a dogbed next to the bed? I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a good solution, so that the grudle's still in the room,
Speaker 1: but it's not in your you know.
Speaker 2: Your room. Your grudle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, so, I guess. It just feels funny
Speaker 3: because he moved into like my house. Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: Unless the bed is like one of those extra king beds,
Speaker 4: that's really really big.
Speaker 2: I understand because.
Speaker 4: Sleep is very important if you're getting broken sleep because
Speaker 4: you have a giant grudle licking you, moving around, making noise.
Speaker 4: Griddles don't molt. But if there was another dog that
Speaker 4: like molten hair was all through it, like for me,
Speaker 4: that's pretty gross. I think you need to move the
Speaker 4: groodle to the ground. It can still be close to you.
Speaker 4: You can keep your eye on it, but you can
Speaker 4: maintain your relationship.
Speaker 1: Where does the grudle go when you guys are being
Speaker 1: intimate with each other, just looks at them. He can
Speaker 1: go awhere, you know wherever he Okay, look, grudle needs
Speaker 1: to go on a dog bed.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's worth it, the divorce or
Speaker 4: the split. I think moves to the bed.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: I get why this is hard, but I reckon for
Speaker 1: the sake of your relationship, it's time to pop. You know,
Speaker 1: the pooch in the dog bed right next to the bed.
Speaker 1: He's very close. He's not going to feel too like
Speaker 1: he's being shafted. I think that that's your best solution.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for calling if you want to.
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Speaker 2: That was a great call.