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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: You're not having a fascinating discussion on air the other day.

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Speaker 2: And this really we thought was going to be filmed

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Speaker 2: filled with clumsy stories from other people who struggle to

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Speaker 2: initiate hanky panky time with their partner. It is arguably

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Speaker 2: the worst part of any sort of hanky panky time

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Speaker 2: with it in general.

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Speaker 1: Once it's going great, just just hard to get going.

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Speaker 3: Hard to get going.

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Speaker 2: It's like a derelict lawnmower, you know, or a tugboat

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Speaker 2: or a tugboat.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you end up in the tug boat if they

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Speaker 4: say no, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: That's true. But the initiation is really really tough. It

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Speaker 3: is really really tough.

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Speaker 2: And we had some brilliant calls from people who had

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Speaker 2: actually figured out ways over.

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Speaker 3: This hurdle, and they were genius.

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Speaker 2: There were all these different ways to avoid making yourself

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Speaker 2: vulnerable but still telling your partner that you were keen.

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Speaker 2: And one of them was from a woman called Bianca

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Speaker 2: who called up and told us this.

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Speaker 5: When my partner and I started going out, a friend

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Speaker 5: got me at a house from and give a bell

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Speaker 5: that says ring for sex. We could be watching a

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Speaker 5: movie and one of us goes into the other room

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Speaker 5: and rings a bell.

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Speaker 4: Every time you call him, and then just ring a

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Speaker 4: bell rather than say hello, Ah.

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Speaker 6: I should do that.

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Speaker 7: Actually, that was good.

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Speaker 8: Good.

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Speaker 4: She should do that, and she will do that. Bianca

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Speaker 4: joins us on the phone. Right now, Hey, guys, how

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Speaker 4: are you you're back?

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Speaker 1: We're excited, Bianca.

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Speaker 4: I mean you you said in that audio we just

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Speaker 4: played that it's something you should do.

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Speaker 3: Are you good?

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Speaker 4: Are you open to the idea of calling your partner?

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Speaker 4: I assume is he Where is he right now?

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Speaker 8: So he was in construction, so he may have already

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Speaker 8: finished work, or he could be on the road. I did.

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Speaker 9: I did send him a bit of a message just

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Speaker 9: to say like, hey, like I did. I didn't say

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Speaker 9: this was happening, obviously, but I sort of said, hey, like,

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Speaker 9: I've got a meeting and if I call you, So

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Speaker 9: I think he knows that I'm going to be calling him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so he knows you're calling.

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Speaker 2: Another quick question here, before we met the car by anchor,

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Speaker 2: where's the furthest that you've summoned him from with the

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Speaker 2: bell previously?

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Speaker 8: So he was out on the balcony having a cigarette

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Speaker 8: and then to the balcony, have to go through my

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Speaker 9: That's where I run it from.

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Speaker 4: So he just heard a faint bell and he was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's the sex bells.

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Speaker 1: It could be a trend, but I'm pretty sure it's

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Speaker 1: the sex.

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Speaker 6: Bell, and he just went for it exactly.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you know if he finished the data or not? Sorry,

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Speaker 4: did he finish the cigarette?

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Speaker 3: Like he?

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Speaker 8: Well, it was like so he was like he was

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Speaker 5: Of like, I'll be done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I imagine it's drop everything when the

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Speaker 2: pill rings.

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Speaker 1: Well I hope that happens. Now when you call him?

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Speaker 1: Do you have the bell there?

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Speaker 4: Can you would we mind? Can you give it a

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Speaker 4: little tinkle for us so we can hear it?

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Speaker 10: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well it does have quite.

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Speaker 2: A nice noise to it, and it's got ring for

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Speaker 8: Yes, literally has the other question I have.

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Speaker 3: Which I didn't get to ask you last time.

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Speaker 2: So obviously you you can summon him with the bell.

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Speaker 2: Does he try and summon you with the bell? And

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Speaker 2: if so, how much more frequently does he ring it?

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Speaker 9: No, so it works both ways. I have a party,

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Speaker 9: can summon it, but heed it.

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Speaker 11: I've used it.

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Speaker 9: We both I mean, this might be the team I,

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Speaker 9: but we both have pretty much the same level of

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Speaker 1: So right, that's perfect for your relationship.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, but does it get sometimes like you know,

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Speaker 4: when you're having a text exchange with someone and it's

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Speaker 9: No, not not yet.

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Speaker 8: Pretty much, when we ring it, it's just initiating guy,

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Speaker 3: Then Wow, I love that. It's a great concept. Everybody

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Speaker 2: But now we're going to test out the distance on

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Speaker 2: this thing.

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Speaker 3: Stay with us.

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Speaker 2: Bianca calls her partner live on the show right up next, and.

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Speaker 3: We ring that bell wards.

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Speaker 2: You and I were talking about ways to initiate sex

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Speaker 2: with your partner. How do you get past that first

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Speaker 2: very awkward hurdle? No one likes to initiate. That is

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Speaker 2: the level of vulnerability there. It disposes you. You don't

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Speaker 2: want to get shut down and a woman called Bianca

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Speaker 2: called the show with a genius idea that both she

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Speaker 5: When my partner and I started going out, a friend

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Speaker 5: got me at a housewoman give a bell that says

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Speaker 6: We could be watching a movie and one of.

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Speaker 5: every time.

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Speaker 4: Give us call him and then just ring a bell

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Speaker 4: rather than say hello.

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Speaker 8: Ah, I should do that.

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Speaker 5: Actually that would good.

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Speaker 4: Bianca joins us on the phone. Right now, Hello again, Bianca.

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Speaker 3: Hello, So expecting the call, which we're very much looking

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Speaker 3: for too. Before we make the call, what are we

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Speaker 9: To be honest, I have no idea. I have no idea.

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Speaker 8: He might.

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Speaker 7: He might sort of.

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Speaker 9: Say something like you know, I'm not there or something,

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Speaker 9: or he or he might play into it.

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Speaker 8: So I really don't know what his reaction will be.

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Speaker 4: Is he someone who enjoys a cold beverage after work?

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Speaker 1: Like, are we going to be interrupting plans that he

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Look, he does enjoy a beer. But but from what

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Speaker 9: I from what I know, he doesn't have any specific plans.

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Speaker 3: An he'll put down everything. I mean, what are you

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Speaker 3: what are you hoping for?

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Speaker 12: Here?

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Speaker 4: Woulds a couple of speeding tickets. I imagine he's going

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Speaker 9: If he doesn't get a speeding ticket for me, I

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Speaker 3: I agree.

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Speaker 3: We're going to have to hear a level of desperation.

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Speaker 2: I think no matter where he is, if he's in

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Speaker 3: Let's bring the bell. It's over to you, mate. You

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Speaker 3: make the call.

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Speaker 4: We'll wait and you're okay. So you make the call

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Speaker 4: from your phone, you're having to merge the call. So yeah, yeah, yeah, amazing, Okay.

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Speaker 9: Good luck, all right, okay, ready let me start.

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Speaker 3: It could get really aided.

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Speaker 6: What's happening? Not much, not much.

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Speaker 5: I just went out a break not long ago.

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Speaker 9: It's just been a really really busy day. Hey, have

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Speaker 9: you finished work by any chance? Or you're still working.

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Speaker 12: We'll be for a little bit while it's up.

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Speaker 9: How soon do you think you can get to you?

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Speaker 13: It's yours?

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Speaker 14: Yes, to happen?

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Speaker 9: I really need help with something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what's happen?

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Speaker 8: It's just been a really, really really long day and

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Speaker 8: I just and some things I haven't gotten around to

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we do need help with bird total.

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Speaker 12: Well, am I not surprised. I kind of knew that

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Speaker 15: Really, Yeah, why.

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Speaker 12: It was your tone?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry. Well, so are you going to get.

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Speaker 12: I have to get mistakes and everything for all the guys.

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Speaker 8: I'm cooking dinner at home.

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Speaker 4: Wow, mate, put the steaks down, Dylan. Dylan, you are

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Speaker 4: currently on Will and Woody and live across Australia.

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Speaker 13: Oh wow, Okay, what's happening.

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Speaker 1: You've chosen the steaks over the bell.

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Speaker 12: Have you had my stakes before?

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Speaker 1: I haven't, Actually I haven't. That's a good point, actually, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: not a bad retort.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I would just drop everything that I'm

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Speaker 12: Unfortunately it was my mate last night. And this one's

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Speaker 2: Okayh Biank has pulled this before.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Bianker was trying to infer before that you guys

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Speaker 16: ring the bell it's like an equal proportion, it is.

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Speaker 12: I think I've rung it once when I accidentally kicked

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable you're hanging off that bell like Cosimoto and Notre

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Speaker 2: Dame mate.

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Speaker 3: You are ringing the house down obviously.

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Speaker 4: Now it's so, I had this encounter with a big

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Speaker 4: Australian celebrity on a plane recently. Based on the details

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Speaker 4: of this interaction, you think I absolutely cooked it. I

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Speaker 4: disagree with you. So I'm going to give the audience

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Speaker 4: an opportunity right now just to hear the specs and

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Speaker 4: hear the perspective of the story from my angle.

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Speaker 3: I don't have an angle.

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Speaker 4: You don't have an angle your story. Now, your angle

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Speaker 4: is that I cooked it. You think it was a shocking.

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Speaker 3: An angle that's just that's that's that's evident.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's not. And you'll hear in a second astrolo.

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Speaker 3: If I feel like you're skirting on any detail.

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Speaker 1: Not a problem.

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Speaker 4: Now I get onto a plane, I sit down. Normally,

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Speaker 4: I don't recognize anyone.

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Speaker 1: I just sit down. I think I'm sitting next to

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Speaker 1: two strangers.

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Speaker 4: I just out listening to music whatever, reading the book,

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Speaker 4: classic classic woody stuff.

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Speaker 3: All right, been much detail at this stage.

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Speaker 4: At one stage of the flight, I walk on a plane, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'll speed it up.

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Speaker 2: I get myself and orange treat myselves into doesn't be nuts.

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Speaker 4: So I I at one moment, the stewardess has asked

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Speaker 4: there must be a sleep.

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Speaker 3: Haven't seen the person next to you at this stage.

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Speaker 1: I haven't recognized you.

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Speaker 3: I haven't looked at them. I haven't looked at them.

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Speaker 3: You've looked at them, but you haven't recognized them.

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Speaker 2: I haven't recognized Okay, so you have seen them though, yes,

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Speaker 2: have they seen you?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Okay, I can't know.

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Speaker 4: I then look to my right and the person isn't asleep,

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Speaker 3: On the way back from the logis isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Sort of?

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Speaker 7: No, it was.

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Speaker 4: There was a Sydney trip was like a Sydney into

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: He sort of looked like I've seen ho Chi mint before.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's embalmed.

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Speaker 1: He just looked like an.

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Speaker 4: Embalmed man, Like he wasn't moving and not really responding

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Speaker 4: that point he turns and then I recognize him. Ah,

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not just going to ask a couple. There's

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, going there, Okay, So I reckon reognize him

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Speaker 1: And then I Chewy's ear off for the remainder of the.

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Speaker 3: Fly, right, so yeah, this is for me where it

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Speaker 1: But he seemed to be.

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Speaker 3: Like quite receptive. Yeah he was to the ear chewing.

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Speaker 1: He was adding to the conversation we were conversing.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was really nice. We've both got babies

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Speaker 1: Spoke to him.

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Speaker 3: So where's your concern.

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Speaker 1: My concern is that did he hate that? Did?

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Speaker 4: My concern is was he not wanting to chat because

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Speaker 4: I've ruined his flight by firstly prodding him and then

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Speaker 1: That's my You know, I'm a socially anxious guy. I

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Speaker 2: Yes, so your fear is that he recognized you saw

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Speaker 2: you quite deliberately looking out the window.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like blanked me.

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Speaker 2: And when you tapped him, what you thought was sleepiness

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Speaker 2: was actually just sheer horror as he was like, damn it,

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Speaker 2: Now I've got an hour.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that person joins us up? Next blood? Are we

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Speaker 3: saying who he is?

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Speaker 12: Tell?

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Speaker 3: Are you just joining us?

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Speaker 2: I think you butchered it with an Australian celebrity on

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Speaker 1: I came. I went on to a plane.

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Speaker 4: The Australian celebrity clearly blanked me, or I think may

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Speaker 1: We're not one hundred percent sure.

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Speaker 4: Though halfway through the flight I had to poke him

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Speaker 1: He was in a zombie like state.

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Speaker 4: I nudged him, recognized who he was, and then I

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Speaker 2: And the concern here, and I think most savvy people

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Speaker 3: That he saw you.

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Speaker 2: Coming down the plane and they're like, oh my god, did

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Speaker 2: please don't please don't be forty three? B Please don't

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Speaker 1: It was just a translation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, it was just pure fear, as he

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Speaker 2: At his watch and realize yet now I left with you,

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Speaker 3: On the phone right now, the one and only Sam Mack.

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Speaker 12: Hello, guys, I mean, first of all, first, thank you

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Speaker 12: for my personalized theme song. Much appreciate it. That was

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Speaker 12: a long setup. I was having flashbacks to the flight

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Speaker 12: PSD is kicking in. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can talk. I can talk now. Mac, let's

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Speaker 1: get down to business here, mate.

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Speaker 2: What He's actually a relatively like withdrawn person in everyday life,

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Speaker 2: and there's a lot of people around him. But if

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Speaker 2: he gets you one on one in the shark cage. Okay,

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Speaker 2: a flight, you know, every flight that Woody and I

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Speaker 2: take Sam like we always, I always check in well

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Speaker 2: he goes mate.

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Speaker 3: Were sitting next to each other, and I'm like, shit,

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Speaker 3: I always get there as quickly and make sure so

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Speaker 12: Well that's wise, that's very wise. I mean, you've learned

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Speaker 12: that three years of experience. I was blindsighted, and I

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Speaker 12: think a crucial, a crucial part of this story to

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Speaker 12: really give everyone, to bring everyone in. I was window seats,

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Speaker 12: like it was. It was a hostage situation. There was

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Speaker 12: nothing unless I was willing to climb over him, and

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Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure he would have grabbed me and put

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Speaker 12: me back because he had more to say. I mean,

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Speaker 12: I'm trying to I'm trying to describe what it was like,

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Speaker 12: you know, when you know it's hard to describe the

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Speaker 12: trauma of that day and it's bringing it all back now.

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Speaker 12: I haven't had any counseling.

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Speaker 13: For it, I promise it.

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Speaker 12: But it was like it was like I was front

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Speaker 12: row at a TED talk that I hadn't bought tickets for.

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Speaker 4: How about the moment I found common ground with you

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Speaker 4: and me both expecting babies.

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Speaker 12: Go, that was nice, And we're not exaggerating here, Like

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Speaker 12: I feel like I know you so well? Now would

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Speaker 12: feel like I know. I mean, let me, I'm not

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Speaker 12: making this up. I can tell you three things that

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Speaker 12: didn't ask to learn any of this, But I learned

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Speaker 12: that he has an indoor household plant called Dorian. The

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Speaker 12: detail we went to this has imagine me sitting there

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Speaker 12: just hearing all of this. That he's self conscious about

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Speaker 12: and some improvements in that era.

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Speaker 4: I learned that, yeah, I was talking about that my

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Speaker 12: And I learned that, I mean, look, we talked about men.

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Speaker 11: Obviously.

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Speaker 12: Actually that was probably a highlight because it wasn't about him.

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Speaker 12: But I learned that this is how detailed the chat

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Speaker 12: a bit known out. I've got to admit, so what

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Speaker 12: I like to do on flights, I just I do

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Speaker 12: just think about weather patterns, cloud formations southwesterly. But this

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Speaker 12: is a detail we went to. I learned that to

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Speaker 3: WHOA, Well, are you really really so sad? So sad?

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Speaker 2: Just to wrap this up, because I mean, I'm glad

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's that's your first step in all

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Speaker 3: of this. I mean, I'm sure if i'd have asked

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Speaker 3: have been a bit of.

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Speaker 12: A closed book to I wasn't ready. I was ready.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people are stuck in denial. A lot

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Speaker 2: There we need to get down to, really the bit

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Speaker 2: that I think is most important here. Did you see

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Speaker 1: And I tend to bound onto a plane as he's.

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Speaker 2: Got a lot of energy, comes in very hot. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter how hung over he is. Did you see

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Speaker 12: What do they call it? Like fight or flight?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 12: No, I know I'm not evil like I genuinely didn't.

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Speaker 12: I did not see him coming okay, And he prayed

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Speaker 12: on that this might be an exaggeration, this might be

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Speaker 12: an overreaction from me. But I will just to be

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Speaker 12: sure that this doesn't happen again. I will never fly quonduus.

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Speaker 12: I might even fly jet stuff now.

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Speaker 3: Sam, Matt your legend, thanks so much for joining us. Mate.

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Speaker 2: You can always catch Sam on at sunrise anytime during

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Speaker 2: the week. Thanks so much for joining his mate your legend.

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Speaker 2: Have a great weekend.

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Speaker 12: Really good to chat.

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Speaker 2: Will And what million dollar bet did Freddie Prince Jr.

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Speaker 2: Make with Howard Stern that involved Sarah Michelle Geller? And

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Speaker 2: the truth is that Freddy Prince Junior, when he first

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Speaker 2: hooked up with Sarah Michelle Geller, what that Howard Stern

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Speaker 2: said that they wouldn't stick together.

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Speaker 10: I think you're going to be faithful to Sarah Michelle Glar.

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Speaker 10: That was a m If you haven't been married yet,

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Speaker 10: you're gonna have cheap it's not going to work for you.

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Speaker 10: I want to make a written bet with you now

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Speaker 10: and about ten years you're gonna hunt me down and go, Howard,

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Speaker 10: I owe you money?

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: In wild audio, totally wild audio, there's the girl that

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Speaker 2: he was with at the time, so he says, I

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Speaker 2: want to make you a written bet. In about ten years,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna hunt me down and you're gonna say he said,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna hunt you down and say, Howard you want

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Speaker 2: you owe me money? Twenty years they've been together now,

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Speaker 2: so she apparently she will not put it down. So

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Speaker 2: she like tags him in photos and stuff like that

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Speaker 2: and says she will not forget it.

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Speaker 3: And I love it. I actually think it's fascinating, though.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five, what's the most stubborn thing

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Speaker 2: someone's ever done? Because there's an argument to say that.

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Speaker 2: Sira Michelle Geller has been with Freddie Prince Jr. To

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Speaker 2: win an argument, Lily thirty one six ' five most

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Speaker 2: stubborn thing You've ever seen?

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Speaker 14: So, me and my dad had heard a bank ad

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Speaker 14: on the television and he thought it was so saying

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Speaker 14: one thing, and I was Adam and I was saying

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Speaker 14: the other things. I actually emailed the bank directly.

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Speaker 3: What was the ad? What were they saying?

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Speaker 7: Oh, well, I can't even.

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Speaker 14: Know exactly what it was, but I emailed them and

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Speaker 14: asked to find out from the manager exactly what it was.

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Speaker 4: And I was right, Wow, I love They responded, that

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Speaker 4: is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Thanks the call, Litle Jade. We're talking about most stubborn

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Speaker 3: things you've ever seen.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was actually the stubborn one in this case.

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Speaker 3: Good well done admitting it.

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Speaker 6: About two years ago, my partner, myself, and our kids

455
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Speaker 6: were down in Canberra for the weekend and we were

456
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Speaker 6: driving around and I gave my partner wrong directions and

457
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Speaker 6: we ended up having a fight while we were in

458
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Speaker 6: the car, and because he was yelling at me in

459
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Speaker 6: front of the kids, I got out of the car

460
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Speaker 6: and refused to get back in and I just stormed

461
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Speaker 6: off and sort of walking down the street in unknown territory.

462
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Speaker 15: And he ended up driving back to Sydney without me

463
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Speaker 15: because I refused to get in the car, and I

464
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Speaker 15: was stranded in Canberra.

465
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Speaker 6: So I went online to look for available flights to

466
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Speaker 6: get home, and there was no flights for six hours,

467
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Speaker 6: so I walked around Canberra for six hours and had

468
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Speaker 6: to catch a flight home by myself. And when I

469
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Speaker 6: got home, I got the kids, got in the car

470
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Speaker 6: and I went to my mom's house and stayed there

471
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Speaker 6: for two nights. Oh god, we're happily together. We were

472
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Speaker 6: getting married in five months.

473
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I went together.

474
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Speaker 15: Yeah, he apologized for leaving me in Canberra.

475
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Speaker 3: Thanks to the gold Dyde Darren, Darren, Darren.

476
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Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm going to have to own up

477
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Speaker 13: to it was me. I'm the stubborn one. Okay, So

478
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Speaker 13: as kids, you know, you still play backyard cricket there

479
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 13: run to come around. Yeah. I used to supply the

480
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Speaker 13: tennis balls, and me and a mate who appeasing a

481
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Speaker 13: pod inseparable. He kept getting the tennis balls over the

482
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Speaker 13: fence of losing him, so I kept bringing him. He

483
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Speaker 13: kept losing him. Yeah, eight years old, I said that's enough,

484
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Speaker 13: bring some tennis balls. I'm not bringing them anymore.

485
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Speaker 17: Enough now thirty years and.

486
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Speaker 13: I haven't spoken to him since.

487
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Speaker 17: No, no way, Yeah, no, I still have enough spoken

488
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Speaker 17: thing since we're eight years old, and said we would

489
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Speaker 17: be the best mates forever.

490
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Speaker 1: Has he tried to reach out, Darren?

491
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Speaker 8: Oh?

492
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Speaker 13: Yeah, A couple of a number of.

493
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Speaker 3: Times and ye, why would you talk to him, Darren?

494
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Speaker 13: Well, it's principal. He just you keep bringing stuff to

495
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 13: the friendship and there's got to be a response. You've

496
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Speaker 13: got to bring, you to bring the.

497
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Speaker 4: What if he brought you some balls, Darren, What if

498
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Speaker 4: he if he's trying to contact you with balls thirty years?

499
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Speaker 2: Come on, guys, no, Darren, Darren, we have to heal this, Darren.

500
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Speaker 2: Would you talk to him if he if he is

501
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Speaker 2: what he said, if he came to you with balls.

502
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Speaker 13: The guy, the guys, the guy's gone. You won't find it.

503
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Speaker 3: But if he comes to you with a pack of

504
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Speaker 3: tennis balls, if we find.

505
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Speaker 17: Him, you won't trust me.

506
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Speaker 8: You're not going to find Jimmy.

507
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Speaker 3: Jimmy.

508
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Speaker 13: Jimmy's the recluse. Now he's gone, okay, he's smoke bombs

509
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 13: and gone, okay.

510
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Speaker 3: Thanks darn sounds.

511
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Speaker 4: He shattered, Jimmy show shattered, and he's given up on

512
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Speaker 4: the world.

513
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Speaker 1: Just swimming in some tennis ball somewhere in a basement.

514
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Speaker 3: That's right, Take the balls, take the surround, and.

515
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: People just find him swimming in McDonald's ball bits.

516
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Speaker 12: Coming up next, Will and Woody The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Thta one of six.

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Speaker 12: Five.

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Speaker 2: The phone number right now is sleeping in separate rooms

520
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 2: the death of your relationship?

521
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Speaker 3: What do you think?

522
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Speaker 4: What I'd say, as long as if there's no intimacy,

523
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 4: if you're sleeping in separate beds and you're not spending

524
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Speaker 4: the nights together at all. So if it's like you

525
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 4: get home from work and you go to your bedroom

526
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Speaker 4: and they go to their bedroom and you barely see.

527
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Speaker 1: Each other, yeah, I think you're in big trouble.

528
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Speaker 4: Yeah, But I think if you still spend the night together,

529
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Speaker 4: even have maybe a bit of romance in one of

530
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Speaker 4: your rooms, like we want to come to my room,

531
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Speaker 4: or why don't we Why don't we go to yours?

532
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Speaker 3: So you make it a bit of an exciting.

533
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Speaker 1: Thing, and then you go back to your bedrooms and sleep.

534
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Speaker 1: I think it's fine.

535
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

536
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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about it, there's a couple on

537
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Speaker 2: TikTok who have decided to move and they're like, they're

538
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Speaker 2: permanently in different rooms. I find this interesting. So one

539
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Speaker 2: of the reasons they've done it is because they want

540
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Speaker 2: to have their own space that they want to design

541
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Speaker 2: in their own way. So, like I think a lot

542
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Speaker 2: of couples are used to the idea of having a

543
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Speaker 2: spare room. Sure right, you know, so none of you

544
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: goes in the spare bed. You know, if you get

545
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Speaker 2: home late, go in the spare room.

546
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Speaker 1: Don't wake me up. If you get home at one

547
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Speaker 1: or two. Yeah, make the spare so practically that always

548
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: make makes.

549
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Speaker 3: A lot of sense.

550
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Speaker 2: This seems like having your own space that you've designed

551
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Speaker 2: in your own way feels very separate.

552
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that for me, that's it that yeah, But is.

553
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Speaker 4: It okay though if you're still having those exciting like

554
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Speaker 4: oh you want to stay the night in mind.

555
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting because I used to think that.

556
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Speaker 2: I used to think that having sleeping in a separate

557
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Speaker 2: room was differently the end of the relationship, Like it

558
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: was like I as you'd be really worried about it.

559
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Speaker 3: My partn s would always be like, just going to

560
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Speaker 3: sleep in the other room.

561
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Speaker 2: It's fine if I needed to have a good sleep,

562
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Speaker 2: because I mean, at the end of the day, you

563
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Speaker 2: sleep better.

564
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Speaker 3: It's just zero chance.

565
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Speaker 2: Again, if you just look at the pure facts of it,

566
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Speaker 2: you have less chance of being woken up.

567
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally halves it at the very least it

568
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Speaker 1: halves it.

569
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Speaker 3: Yes, So just eradicates it. Sure, yeah, so shouldn't put

570
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Speaker 3: that down?

571
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Speaker 4: Good job, No, no, sorry, what it's your maths is wrong,

572
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Speaker 4: But I'll continue though.

573
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Speaker 3: It is because you're still.

574
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Speaker 1: A chance to wake up yourself.

575
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 3: Doing yourself.

576
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you can wake yourself up.

577
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Speaker 4: But then if you remove your partner, you have a

578
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Speaker 4: fifty percent less chance.

579
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Speaker 3: I don't We're going to walk away from it. We're

580
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Speaker 3: gonna walk away to walk away.

581
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Speaker 7: All right.

582
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Speaker 2: So so I used to think that that was the

583
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Speaker 2: end of things.

584
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 3: But then since we had a kid, sure.

585
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Speaker 2: It became a necessity. And I've spoken to you about

586
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Speaker 2: this before. Like you know, Max is only three months

587
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: old now. She wakes up three or four times a night,

588
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Speaker 2: whatever it is. If both of us is in the

589
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Speaker 2: same bed, she's in a co sleeper where she and

590
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Speaker 2: she's woken up three or four times that night. The relationship,

591
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: that's the relationship killer, because the next day both of

592
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: us are running on like five percent. And when you're

593
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Speaker 2: both running on five percent, the word forgiveness does not exist.

594
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Speaker 1: And you bought, yeah, both of you would be going.

595
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Speaker 1: I need this time because I.

596
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a child still there.

597
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Speaker 1: If there's one freshy that's right.

598
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 4: Say the fresh you slept in the bear save your

599
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 4: legs and fresher can go handball to me. Obviously that's

600
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 4: a metaphor. Yes, I'll take the baby for the morning.

601
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Speaker 2: Just protecting yourself from you never know.

602
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Peter, do animals mate unless you're referring to

603
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Speaker 1: your child as an animals.

604
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're gonna come for both us now, child services.

605
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: Coming too careful.

606
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Speaker 4: But then you go, you're the fresh one, you go,

607
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 4: I'll take in the morning. You can have a sleep now, yes, yeah.

608
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Speaker 2: And that has been a godsend. Having another room has

609
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: saved us in that respect. And yeah, we've had a

610
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Speaker 2: you know, we've had a late night visit here and there.

611
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's been it's been cute, you know,

612
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 2: have late night visits the baby.

613
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Speaker 3: I had one the baby handball jettison, give us all

614
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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one or six five is sleeping in separate rooms.

616
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Speaker 2: The death of your relationship hasn't actually ended your relationship.

617
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 3: Before having a baby. If it happened for more than.

618
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: A week, I would say we're in trouble right now.

619
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: Third and one oh six ' five is sleeping in

620
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,239
Speaker 2: separate rooms. The death of the relationship. I think one

621
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 2: of the things we haven't discussed so far is why

622
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: and taking it because I've been sleeping in a different

623
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: bed from Sam for yeah, probably going on three months

624
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 2: now since we had the baby.

625
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 3: It made me even a little bit when she was really, really, really.

626
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: Pregnant and she was surrounded by like effectively a moat

627
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: if you think about an old medieval castle, a mot

628
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: of pillows, and there was just no room for me

629
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Speaker 2: in the bed.

630
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

631
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got the cat in our bed now as well,

632
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: because is pretty pregnant.

633
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 3: Cats.

634
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Speaker 1: I rolled onto the cat last night. Shocking moment.

635
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, shocking moment. Cat. Yeah. No, it gues you become forgotten, Yeah,

636
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 3: very quickly. Yeah.

637
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 2: You fade into the background, and then then you move

638
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: into the other room and then all of a sudden,

639
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: you give a new life.

640
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: You're like, wow, I've got this space. In this space,

641
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: I can do what I want in here. You know

642
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: my body read, mate, read, Look at you, you rogue.

643
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 3: I read until ten thirty. Come and find me the

644
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 3: light on.

645
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 2: I can't even turn the light on in my room

646
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: when the co sleepers in there. Really, no, you can't

647
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: because you wake the baby.

648
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 7: Out.

649
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: Get a kindle.

650
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Speaker 3: Get a kindle that's light, no blue light. This segment

651
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: is brought to you by Kindle especially. It was all

652
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 3: just a long con for a kindle at Bloody Go.

653
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 2: We've done six minutes of gear on sleeping on the

654
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: other road, kindles say, will you get do that? But

655
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,719
Speaker 2: the reason that I think it can start to signal

656
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: the end of a relationship is what I realized when

657
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: I go back to the same bed and it's the cuddling.

658
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: It's I'm not a tactile person at all. I'm not,

659
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 2: but I know as soon as it's just you want

660
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: to be held. You want some sort of physical affection

661
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: with your partner. And if you're not, if you're not

662
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 2: getting it in the same bed as in the morning

663
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: and in the night, you might hug each other in.

664
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Speaker 3: The kitchen, on the couch, you might.

665
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Speaker 2: But it's funny for a very as a a non

666
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 2: tact ole person like myself, I don't need physical affection.

667
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: That's not my love language. Sure it goes missing and

668
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: strange how much you crave it.

669
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 4: You have to really make time for if you are

670
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 4: doing the separate bed thing, Yeah, I feel.

671
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: You don't have cuddle time.

672
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 3: We don't have cuddle time.

673
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: No, And it's funny because, like I think, as men,

674
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Speaker 2: I mean, during the song button Bush and George said

675
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 2: he doesn't need cuddling after loving. Yeah, and you responded

676
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: to that by saying, sometimes you've got to pay the piper,

677
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: which I thought.

678
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: Was an interesting chat.

679
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 4: I certainly didn't say that you've obviously misheard us.

680
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 3: Let's go to Alexia here.

681
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: I'm thirteen six true though, as the bulk of the

682
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 4: conversation was that we get sweaty, we get really sweaty.

683
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: But as men, you don't traditionally need cuddling. You don't.

684
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: You don't think you do, but I think it's different

685
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 3: for women.

686
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a heat problem for identities.

687
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 3: Let's go to a separate rooms to your partner.

688
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 7: We do yeah, well, good to go, Yeah, we're good

689
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 7: to go.

690
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 11: Yeah.

691
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 7: I think it's better to be honest. Missing good nights

692
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 7: really luckily, you know, hug on the couch and stuff.

693
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 7: We don't need to hug in bed all the time.

694
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 4: Do you organize little stayovers or sleepovers?

695
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 7: I wouldn't call it a stay over, but yeah, we organize.

696
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 3: You know, it's a quick it's a drop in.

697
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, post much.

698
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and sorry, I'm so curious about that because I

699
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: think that's really important to maintain that to get your

700
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 4: intimacy up.

701
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: Do you just sneak in there? Do you just do

702
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: you just sneak in there or do you sendim.

703
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 7: Like it's it's not always at nighttime. Sometimes it might

704
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 7: be during the day or afternoon or whatever.

705
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: Are you guys in bed? You guys just stay in.

706
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 7: Bed going honestly, not not very often, but yeah, you

707
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 7: know it does it does happen.

708
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't schedule it though, Like it's not

709
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: like a meeting room in the office where you have

710
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: to book.

711
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 7: No, nor yeah, no, you.

712
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 3: Just sneak in there.

713
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: That's you know, it's funny there's another woman saying she

714
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: she's okay with the affection side of things.

715
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 12: Yeah.

716
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: I think that women who are do need physical affection

717
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 2: are quite vocal about it. I feel like men who

718
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 2: need physical affection would never say they are.

719
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: It'll be interesting.

720
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: I think if Alexi actually spoke to a partner, do

721
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: you need to be hugged more? Because you and I

722
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: actually used to know someone who was who was a

723
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: male escort, and the number one thing he got paid

724
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: for was middle aged men coming in there and saying,

725
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: can you just hold me for half an hour?

726
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

727
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: Nothing else, I don't want to do anything.

728
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: Apparently they pay through the nose as well.

729
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Bruno one six five. Bruno, you

730
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 3: you you love to sleep in separate rooms.

731
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 11: I wouldn't say I love it. I just I wish

732
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 11: I had a spare room, to be honest, because miss

733
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 11: and I we only have one. You have a bedroom.

734
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 11: It would help their relationship rather than ruining it.

735
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 4: Bruno, my dad's a huge snorer. Chuck some tape over

736
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: your mouth?

737
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 11: Am I going to breathe?

738
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: Mate? Great question, I think we're all thinking this thing.

739
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: Let's wrap it up, Woods.

740
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: The shocking story out of the North of England. The North,

741
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: there's a whole bunch of passengers were text after waiting

742
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: for eight hours for their flight, their flight was canceled

743
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: over text brings me into a game that we haven't.

744
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: Plaid for a while, Woods, But it asks a very

745
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: pertinent question to a text talk the sweets alrighty, so

746
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 3: pretty simple stuff here text call or tweet? Yep, we

747
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 3: just throw scenarios at each other.

748
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: First one here for you, Woods, you've just got engaged

749
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: to your long term partner.

750
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: I can relate to this, Will I can relate to that.

751
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: And you need to tell a friend of yours who

752
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: you know, how to crush on them?

753
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,959
Speaker 4: Ah?

754
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: So what am I?

755
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: What am I?

756
00:32:59,080 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: Why am I texting them?

757
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 14: Well?

758
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that's that's the hypothetical. All right, Well you're texting, calling,

759
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: or tweeting them? No, I'm not approaching him. Choose one.

760
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 3: I have to call them or text, text, call, tweet?

761
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Suffering your job's mate?

762
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: Where you texting? Well?

763
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 4: If I had to text it, I definitely wouldn't call

764
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 4: them confrontational For mine, it might even be a tweet.

765
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: I just don't know why I want to talk to them,

766
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: all right?

767
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 4: One for you, simpler one, because I never know whether

768
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 4: what to do in this situation. Say, if you've booked

769
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 4: dinner with like, it's a group of seven of you, yeah, seven,

770
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 4: and you.

771
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: Can't make it? Yeah, text, call or tweet?

772
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 3: Why can't you make it?

773
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Good?

774
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: You're going to dinner, it's a seven person dinner and

775
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: you can't make it.

776
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: And I can't make it because work events come up.

777
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, this is an example from your real life.

778
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: I feel like this.

779
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: Actually dinner booked tomorrow night.

780
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: I've got a gig obviously, so so yeah, and I texted.

781
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: Was that appropriate?

782
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure? Guilt washed you.

783
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: Realize that you have an STI and the last person

784
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: you slept with probably now has that STI text kidding

785
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 2: not kidding.

786
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: Wow, No, no, no, that's a text. That was a phone call.

787
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: Uh nah, No, that's a shocking phone call.

788
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 3: The phone call.

789
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: But that's see see for me, you go to the phone. Look,

790
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, you don't want to go to

791
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 2: the phone in that scenario. Yeah, but it almost it

792
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: almost counts for it what I might dumping someone over

793
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: text st dumps and deaths. It is all a phone call,

794
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: I'd say, did you know?

795
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: Actually? And it is going to make it.

796
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 4: I was better preference this by saying that I had

797
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 4: a very very lucky run. But but there is a

798
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 4: service now where you can send because I think the

799
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 4: only one of the hardest things to do is send

800
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: to the last I think it's the last six months

801
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 4: of people that you have been into with. You need

802
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 4: to send that. If you've had a positive result to

803
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 4: an STI, like that is just what you're what you

804
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 4: are to do. Yeah, but it's a very embarrassing thing

805
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 4: to do if it's a one night stand from five

806
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 4: months ago. Like, oh my goodness, there is apparently this

807
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 4: service where you put in the numbers that you need

808
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 4: to send the message to and then it will be

809
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 4: sent to them anonymously.

810
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you hooked up, if you slept with

811
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 3: a guy the night before. Hi, this is John. This

812
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: is totally random getting.

813
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: Call pretty quickly. Did you just anonymously text?

814
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 11: Now that?

815
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: Having crabs?

816
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 3: No talking about It's Will and Woody Woods.

817
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 2: I wanted to share a little bit of a story

818
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: with you about a woman from Texas who had some

819
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 2: cows on her lawn. Here's her talking to the cows

820
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: who were defecating on her lawn.

821
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Joe somewhere, come get your cattle.

822
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 4: Oh you can't get your cattle, bridge, Come get your cattle.

823
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 18: Yeah, but it'd be raised for me, I mean, because

824
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 18: I think her level of conviction in kicking the cows

825
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 18: out is something that we would all want when it

826
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 18: comes to kicking out unwanted guests.

827
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 4: Oh, when they start lingering, you know, post dessert, you're

828
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 4: clearly you've given the dessert out, and then it's just

829
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 4: you know, and the conversation for me always feels like

830
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 4: it's naturally waned.

831
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: And then I don't know how to you're you're an

832
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 3: awful kicker out her.

833
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: I don't do it. No, I don't do it.

834
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 3: I just try to choose not to.

835
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: Leave subtle hints. I try to very subtly say the night.

836
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 3: What's a subtle hint from you?

837
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: Turn the lights out? Obviously, No, you start obviously picking

838
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 1: plates up.

839
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: So you clean the plates. But it's like a damn wall.

840
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 2: You chip away at the damn wall, right, but they

841
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 2: are essentially the ones that have to open the flood

842
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: gates exactly once you're done with the dishwasher, once you're

843
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: done with clearing the plates, and they get over that,

844
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: the wall almost fortifies because they're like, I didn't get

845
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: out on that one. Yeah, And then you start and

846
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 2: then you've got to think of the next one that's

847
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: going to move them on.

848
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: Pajamas, you're getting your pajamas, they have, but you're right though,

849
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 1: the wall done, Suddle, I've done subtle and the you.

850
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: Actually see you're you're Sam, You're my partner in this

851
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: way because Sam sim just turns to me and goes

852
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 2: I'm going to bed, and she leaves me high and dry,

853
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: and she's.

854
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 3: Like, so good to see you, guys, and she just leaves.

855
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done that a few times.

856
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 3: That did a dog move. I've pulled her up on

857
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 3: this a few times. You can't just go and leave

858
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 3: me in it.

859
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 1: No, I think that's a dog move.

860
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 4: Still from your guests, as soon as Sam's going to bed,

861
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 4: get the hint, guys.

862
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they sometimes my guests know that when Sam

863
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 2: goes to bed, you know, cats away a misle place

864
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 2: sort of thing.

865
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 4: And then three days later, No, you don't know what

866
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 4: date is. You know, I've done two shows by myself.

867
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 4: Finally I get onto you where I how.

868
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: I got it?

869
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday.

870
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,959
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you this whole idea of kicking

871
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 2: guess sound goes to a whole other level with kids,

872
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: because the kid's got to sleep at some stage, and

873
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 2: particularly with people that don't have kids, it's a really

874
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 2: really hard thing to say to them, we need you

875
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 2: to leave now.

876
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm one of the reasons I'm really excited

877
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 4: a baby is because I can lead any social environment

878
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 4: or kick when the baby needs to sleep.

879
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, there's the door.

880
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 3: Easiest here than done.

881
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 2: I thought that was like a fad of co it is,

882
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 2: but like you know, you've got that, but like it's

883
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: still you still get a bit awkward being like time

884
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: to go. And yeah, for people who have got kids,

885
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: they get it. They as soon as the kids cut

886
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: start squawking. People that have got kids go, got to go.

887
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: But people that don't, they don't have kids.

888
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess I'm because I'm close to it. Next,

889
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 4: I'm reading the books and stuff. You know, how to

890
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 4: deal with babies, but you.

891
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: Can deal with baby that's the first one.

892
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 3: There still an opt out.

893
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: Someone dinner with me tonight?

894
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, But I was just I was just like.

895
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, because you had the perfect excuse baby didn't sleep.

896
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's right.

897
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 4: I can't.

898
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that.

899
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good moment. Well it's not an excuse,

900
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 3: that's just what happened.

901
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: It's just the rich.

902
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to get yeah, exactly right.

903
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: Other obviously you push the boundaries at times.

904
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 4: What do you mean, like surely because I'm never going

905
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 4: to say to you bullshit, mate, But the baby slept

906
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 4: really well last night.

907
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: No, no, exactly I'm not calling you on that.

908
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 2: No, so, oh you use the kid as an excuse.

909
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 2: I haven't done it yet.

910
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean you will. I don't know. I feel

911
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: like it's a yeah. It's almost like you know when

912
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 3: you used to say like, oh, no, this is ridiculous.

913
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: Things like when you're at primary school and you used

914
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: to say, like, you know, your grandma died or something

915
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 2: like that. Do you remember that, like people would say

916
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: like no, kids would use that as an excuse for something.

917
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 3: Do you remember that there was like a well.

918
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: Worn childhood excuse that goen my grandma died because they're

919
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: never going to check up on it.

920
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: The teachers would never check up on it.

921
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you get scared that your grandma will Actually,

922
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 4: exactly I called it exactly, you're thinking of the same thing.

923
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, as soon as you go leep last night, you

924
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 2: didn't say well, and then they are you curse yourself.

925
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 10: Wow.

926
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't do it. Okay, I can't do it.

927
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah truth.

928
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

929
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you got a song or something,