1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 2: Yes, the Will mcmonaissance. 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 3: I mean wow, yeah to hear Matthew McConaughey say that, 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 3: the obviously the originator of the mconnaissance was it was, yeah, surreal, 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest any things. I've got one in me, 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 3: which is nice. Know what that means though, I mean, 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 3: like we've joked a little about me going to go 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 3: onto AM radio. 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 4: But like, because you're in a contract, you know, and 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 4: you've got a good friend here, you know, you wouldn't want. 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 5: To break the heart off. 12 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 4: So I think, I think what your renaissance if we 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 4: think about the mconnaissance. He went from rom comms doing 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 4: more serious movies, but he still stayed in his lane 15 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 4: of acting. Yes, so you can stay in radio, yes, 16 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 4: but I think outside of the radio show, you know, 17 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 4: Home and Away, guest appearance. 18 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 3: Ah, you know what I think You think I could 19 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 3: go into doing a few serious roles. 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody. 21 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh maybe I just did one serious role somewhere, a 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 2: text or you know. 23 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 5: Just doing the weather, doing the weekend. 24 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 3: The weather as part of my mcmonaissance when it doesn't 25 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 3: else Buyers Club. 26 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 2: But you're you're not, mate, I want to get a 27 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 2: true detecutive. Gonna read the weather, mcloudy and camera. 28 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 4: Today McConaughey did the whole drama thing. Serious acting. Don't 29 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 4: copy his renaissance. You have to have your own renaissance. 30 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 5: So I think you actually, I'm not sure what that 31 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 5: is yet, though you will figure it out. But I 32 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 5: think you're actually quite a serious person. 33 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 4: Actually, you could do the opposite and you know, do 34 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 4: a lot of things like, oh, you're going to become 35 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 4: a wiggle. 36 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean about wiggle? 37 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 3: I mean, this is this ship is praying storm. McConaughey 38 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 3: changed his career for the better. He became the most 39 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 3: respected actor on the PLATF And you want me to 40 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 3: become a wiggle or a weather guy. 41 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 2: This is freetic. 42 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 6: I think you've kind of already climbed the mcmonaissance. 43 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: You know, you've already had my mcmonissance. 44 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 6: Maybe maybe you're in the post mcmonissance. You're in the 45 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 6: top of the radio game. You're you're in you know, 46 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 6: you're a drive national show. You already do commercials like McConaughey. 47 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 6: He does for a wild Turkey bourbon. You do you 48 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 6: know your fat yax your Domino speeches. 49 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: I read credits on the show. Can you guys get 50 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 3: around this? He says, when I have a child. When 51 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 3: I have a child, I have a unique opportunity to 52 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 3: not double down, triple down on my instincts and finally 53 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 3: do the things that I want to do because I'll 54 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 3: have a whole bunch of clarity because my motivation will 55 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 3: be to impress my kid and will it will just 56 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 3: everything will crystallize for me and I'll know exactly what 57 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 3: I want in life. So will not be being either 58 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 3: the national weather man or a wiggle. 59 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 6: If he does a commercial next year, if he does 60 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 6: a cor commercial next year, that McConaughey, it's over. 61 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 5: Well you think your you think his crystallization is going 62 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 5: to do more. 63 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 6: McConaughey when he had macconnaissance and then he did ads 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 6: for Lincoln. 65 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 5: Guys, I don't think that's just the first step. 66 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 2: Child. I don't think car commercials. But the thing is, 67 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: I think we're just gonna have to find out. 68 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 3: I think when my child is born, Yes, and it's 69 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 3: gonna have to be like what is the mcmonisset. 70 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 4: We're gonna know, Yeah, We're gonna find out and until 71 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 4: then we can just speculate. 72 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, and my money's on weather Man money. 73 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 6: Oh maybe he owns up his own sort of car dealership. 74 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 5: Oh, he just not selling cars cars. 75 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 3: Good guys, Can you throw me a bone like I'm 76 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 3: gonna be like a brain surgeon that's gonna happen. 77 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 5: Sounds like years. 78 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, but it took the mcconnoissans for three years. 79 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 4: So he actually he was like pretty much unemployed for 80 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 4: three years as well, like no jobs at all because 81 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 4: no one would give him a drama roll. If you 82 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 4: want to hear more about the mcconaisans, actually get his 83 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 4: book Green Lights. 84 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 5: Its so good hearing from his perspective. 85 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 2: Just continue to listen to the podcast. 86 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 5: I do that with Bloody got Chae to enjoy. The 87 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 5: man who invented the hamburger was smart. 88 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 4: The man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. 89 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 7: Those are the words of our next guest, one of 90 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 7: the greatest actors, authors, and storytellers of our time. 91 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: We're blessed to have his company, and we can't wait 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: to hear about his new movie Seeing to Give. 93 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 8: He's a koala at Texan Koal. 94 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: I can't imagine there's many of those around. Welcome to 95 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: the show the guy who just keeps living. 96 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 4: Alright, alright, alright, it's fucking McConaughey. 97 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 5: Hello, will do I like your your profile? 98 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 4: Pick here very de though, Oh, thank you, thank you 99 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 4: very much, Thank you very much for noticing. Now let's 100 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 4: talk about you, though, Matthew McConaughey, because no one wants 101 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 4: to hear about us when we have you on the line. 102 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 4: My friend sing too. Congratulations on an amazing movie. My 103 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 4: first question though, Matthew, I've listened to you narrate Greenlights 104 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 4: the book, and I know you've got an amazing Australian 105 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 4: accent up your sleeve. Did you ever consider making the 106 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 4: Kohala Buster Moon Australian and Australian accent there? 107 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I played with that a little bit. 108 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, I did a little bit about the Moon was 109 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 5: in Australian. 110 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's started to go with just an original 111 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 8: approach and attack of voice on because Buster Moon doesn't 112 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 8: really talk like a talk yes slow or talking Buster 113 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 8: Moons on the forward on the attack. So I thought 114 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 8: that was the way to go and the choice you 115 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 8: made with going that. But I played around with the 116 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 8: Australian accent with him all there. 117 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, ronic, So what if the process there met to you. 118 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,720 Speaker 4: So you're playing around with it? Are you working with 119 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 4: someone there to make the final decision as to what 120 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 4: the voice is gonna be. 121 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 5: With the director? 122 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 8: Garth working with the director playing the thing with voice recording? 123 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 9: It's all free. 124 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, try and screw up. 125 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: You can't, you know what I mean? 126 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,799 Speaker 8: Do try whatever you want. Say it backwards, say it forward, 127 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 8: say it an Australian accent, say it you yell it, 128 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 8: whisper it, however you want to do it. 129 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 5: It's all free. You just roll and tape. 130 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 8: Yeah, So freedom to just try what you want to 131 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 8: do is is It's a very it's nothing self conscious 132 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 8: about it. And sometimes if you screw up, coming off 133 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 8: of the screw up that you're laughing at, the next 134 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 8: line is the one you use because it had the 135 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 8: freedom to it, because you're coming off and doing something 136 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 8: that was highly embarrassing. 137 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so true, so true. 138 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 2: Mike. 139 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question just as a big, 140 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 3: big fan boy question. This is a question I've been 141 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 3: wanting to ask you for a very long time, just 142 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 3: away from seeing too briefly you you obviously made your 143 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 3: name making movies. Sahara How to Lose Go in ten 144 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 3: Da rom com movies, and then we moved into what 145 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 3: we call the mcconnaissants between twenty eleven and twenty fourteen. 146 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 3: So Lincol Lawyer, True Detective, Dallas, Buiers Club, Mud, All 147 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: the like, some of our favorite films. We're both big fans. 148 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 3: I know that you said recently that it was meeting 149 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 3: your wife Camilla that got you out of rom coms? 150 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 2: Is that one hundred percent true? 151 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 8: Well, I didn't say. I never said it was meeting 152 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 8: my wife Camilla that got me out of rhym coms. Okay, 153 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 8: I think what maybe referring to is meeting her and 154 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 8: the life we started to have together and then starting 155 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 8: to have children together. 156 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:50,119 Speaker 5: Yeah. 157 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 8: I don't know if you have children, but there's no 158 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 8: time in life that a man's more masculine and more 159 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 8: clear about what they want to do. Yeah, take larger risk, 160 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 8: We bet on ourselves more. Our heads and our hearts 161 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 8: are more aligned than they've ever been before in their life. 162 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 8: And at that time, the movies I wanted to do, 163 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 8: the dramas that you're talking about that came during the mcconaisce. 164 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 8: I was not getting offered. 165 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 5: I didn't have a chance to do them. 166 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 8: So because I couldn't do them, I had to I 167 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 8: just chose to quit doing what I was doing, which 168 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 8: was the wrong comms in the action comedies. If I 169 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 8: wouldn't have had Camilla and a newborn son, I may 170 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 8: not have had the courage to sit there and go, 171 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 8: this is what I'm doing. 172 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 5: Wow, I'm not curtiating anymore because. 173 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 2: My part is pregnant now. 174 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 3: So maybe you're telling me I'm going to have a 175 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 3: whole new career in abandon Woody. 176 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 2: Is that what you're telling me? 177 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 8: You've got a child coming out? 178 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 2: I do? 179 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, she's pregnant, yeah yeah, first one one, yeah, fir. 180 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 8: One, Okay, the first six months after newborn. Yet, don't 181 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 8: just double down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow, 182 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 8: From investments to relationships to where you want to live 183 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 8: and go and what you want to do in life. 184 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 8: You'll never be more clear. 185 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 5: Would would you mind if he uses your friend? 186 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 4: I know you coined the phrase the mcconaugh'say mcconaugh Haysance 187 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 4: Will's last name is McMahon. 188 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 5: Do you mind if he uses mcmaronnaissance just so yeah, mcmonisance. 189 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 2: There you go. 190 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 4: It's so much cooler when you said, Matthew, you're a legend, mate, 191 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for your time. 192 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 2: Mate. 193 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,160 Speaker 4: We are such big fans of yours. Congratulations on Sync too. 194 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 4: You continue to change the game moving into animated films 195 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 4: is just awesome, mate. 196 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 5: So congratulations. 197 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 2: They're both really big fans, mate. Pleasure to meet you. 198 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 5: Happy bark and day, Merry Christmas. 199 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 10: Off. 200 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 2: It was just joining us. 201 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 3: We had the one round Matthew McConaughey on the show. 202 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 3: All right, all right, it was absolutely huge for US wars. 203 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 3: We don't normally get these interviews, and there's a reason 204 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 3: we don't get these interviews, and that's largely because of you, 205 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 3: my friend, and we're going to address that. No, I 206 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 3: think I think we just need to have a little 207 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 3: bit of a wash up for what just happened there. 208 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 3: A lot of people would have heard that and been like, wow, 209 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 3: what was Woody on chat? 210 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 5: I had some wins there, I had some good questions, 211 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 5: but IM going to play them. 212 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 4: Are we can we say the feedback for after the show, 213 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 4: because we know we're going to get it from what's 214 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 4: with the on air feedback. 215 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 2: Because I want to go. There's a couple of things 216 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:57,719 Speaker 2: you need to go. 217 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 3: Everyone just heard the interview with mcconaughe if he didn't 218 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 3: get it on the podcast with but there was a 219 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 3: really big, beautiful moment there where I asked him a 220 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 3: question about his maconnaissance. Yes, which is his big moment 221 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 3: where he stopped doing rom coms. So he did Sahara 222 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 3: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. He launch 223 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 3: really well known as the rom com guy, and he 224 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 3: paid out for it. 225 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 2: For a long time. He was his good looking guy 226 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,719 Speaker 2: that took his shirt off essentially. 227 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, and incredibly successful at rom coms. By the way, He's. 228 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 2: Making millions and millions of dollars off it. And then 229 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,199 Speaker 2: he just stopped. 230 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,319 Speaker 3: And then between twenty eleven and twenty fourteen he became 231 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,839 Speaker 3: the Matthew McConaughey we know now. So he did Duns 232 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 3: Buyers Club. He did the movie Mud. If you haven't 233 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 3: seen that, go and watch its unbelievable, obviously true Detective 234 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,719 Speaker 3: with Woody Howson did big, awesome movies where he really 235 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 3: got to act and show his acting chops. And I 236 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 3: asked him about that and his response was amazing because 237 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 3: it turns out that the reason that he went through 238 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,719 Speaker 3: the mcconnaissance is because he had a kid and that 239 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 3: inspired him to do what he wanted to do, and 240 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 3: he turned down all this money. So look, you can 241 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 3: get the full chat on the podcast Will and Woody, 242 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,199 Speaker 3: but this I'll replays answer for you for those of 243 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:05,719 Speaker 3: you that missed it. 244 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 2: It really was amazing. 245 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 8: You've got a chart coming now. 246 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 11: I do. 247 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 12: Yeah. 248 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's pregnant. Yeah, yeah, first one, first one, Yeah, 249 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 2: first one. 250 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 8: Okay, the first six months after your newborn. Yeah, don't 251 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 8: just double down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow, 252 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 8: from investments to relationships to where you want to live 253 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 8: and go and what you want to do in life. 254 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 11: You'll never be more clear. 255 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,199 Speaker 4: Would would you mind if he uses your friend? I 256 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 4: know you coined the phrase the McConaughey mcconnaugh Haysance. Will's 257 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,040 Speaker 4: last name is McMahon h Do you mind if he 258 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 4: uses mcmonnaissance? 259 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,959 Speaker 5: Just so, yeah, mcmonissance. 260 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 2: There you go. It's so much cooler when you say it. 261 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,959 Speaker 3: Okay, So now there's just a few want to I 262 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 3: want to pull apart here because we're in this beautiful zone. 263 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 3: When we're talking to him about the mcconaissance, how he 264 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 3: got there, and then we made to weave him that 265 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,959 Speaker 3: I'm having a baby soon. 266 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 2: He latches onto that it's all happening, but oh yeah. 267 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 5: Then Wilt takes the book. 268 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 3: But in the background, in the background, it's like a 269 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 3: buzzing fly that I hear. Just you're just loving bricks. 270 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 3: The first one, the first one is you're totally misplaced. 271 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 2: Wow. 272 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 3: That just gets thrown into this work, which wasn't even 273 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 3: the crescendo of his chase. It wasn't even it didn't 274 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,599 Speaker 3: even make sense to put a wow in there. But 275 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 3: anything he could have said, you would have said wow 276 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 3: to here it is. 277 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 5: The first six months after you knewborn. 278 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 8: Yeah, don't just double down on your instincts, triple down 279 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 8: on your instincts. 280 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 12: Wow. 281 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 2: It wasn't even the big moment. 282 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 3: It was just him reiterating what he was saying, don't 283 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 3: just double down, tripple down. 284 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 12: Wow. 285 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 2: Throws that in the background. So that that's the first 286 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 2: which I bet that's the second. 287 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 3: Bit, which we all everybody was obviously brothering you. I 288 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 3: look at you, I'm looking at you, and you've obviously 289 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,319 Speaker 3: had the moment. Well, obviously his name is McConaughey. Yes, 290 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 3: it becomes the mcconnaissance. 291 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 2: You've obviously had this light. 292 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 3: Bulb moment in your head where you've gone, oh my god, 293 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 3: will surname is McMahon. 294 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 2: Yes, we can do the mcmonaisance, which is a genius, 295 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 2: this idea. 296 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 4: And I was out of my seat. You alsos couldn't see, 297 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 4: but I was out of my seat. I was like, 298 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,559 Speaker 4: will give me the ball, because I'm going to I'm 299 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,839 Speaker 4: going to make a big moment here. But unfortunately, in 300 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 4: my excitement, yes, I just couldn't say mcconnaissance. 301 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 2: Couldn't you couldn't. You couldn't get anybo We all knew 302 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 2: what you were trying to say. 303 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,559 Speaker 3: And by the way, we've only got five minutes with 304 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 3: the guys that we're getting wrapped up, and you're just 305 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 3: you're just you're just lobbing these awful attempts and trying 306 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 3: to say mcconnaissance. 307 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 4: I know you coined the phrase the mcconaugh sey, mcconnaugh 308 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 4: hay sons, mcconnaugh seans what is that and it sounds. 309 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 3: Like a mcconnaugh seance. Did you get in touch with 310 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 3: Matthew mcconaugh's. 311 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 2: I it's contagious. It's contagious. 312 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,559 Speaker 5: But to be fair, I did bring it home though, 313 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 5: because I have linked you with him. 314 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 4: I then said, can there be a mcmonaissance, which again 315 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 4: I didn't. 316 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,439 Speaker 3: Say it right, Yes, yes, and then he finally corrected 317 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 3: you yes with yes. Arguably the greatest thing said happened 318 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 3: in this radio studio. Matthew McConaughey, the founder of the mconnaissance, 319 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 3: said this. 320 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, mcmonissance. 321 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:08,839 Speaker 2: There you go. 322 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 3: It's so much cooler when you say a mcmonaissance and monaissance. 323 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 2: Mate, it's pretty extraordinary potential. 324 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 5: He's endorsed it. 325 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 2: He actually said, a will mcmonaissance. 326 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 5: And I'm happy to lead it. 327 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:24,719 Speaker 2: Well. 328 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 3: I was just thinking that actually, because obviously he went 329 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 3: from rom coms to serious roles. 330 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 5: Yep, yep, yep. 331 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,160 Speaker 2: I think if we consider our show the rom com. 332 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,959 Speaker 5: Oh wow, sorry, that's just dawned on me. You're quitting 333 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 5: it's podcast right now. 334 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 4: We're asking you guys on thirteen one oh sixty five, 335 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 4: what have you saved someone in your phone? 336 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 13: As? 337 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 4: And I think the real gold here is going to 338 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 4: be when they found out what they were saved ats. 339 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,079 Speaker 4: And this is exactly what happened with Nicole yesterday. When 340 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 4: her boss found out what she saved him as in 341 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:00,959 Speaker 4: her phone. 342 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 14: It to my thoughts, he wanted a phone number. 343 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 12: I screenshot my phone send it. 344 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 13: Off to him with his name as Wanka. 345 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 11: Oh. The word thing about it is when I went 346 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 11: to work the next day to or apologize to him, 347 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 11: I put my shelfinie goes. 348 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 12: On it and noticed it. 349 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 2: Oh no, you've also been well, you've done this a 350 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 2: few times. 351 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 4: I did with a friend of ours called Ange, I 352 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 4: served in my phone as a forehand and then she 353 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 4: saw that she was Ange foehand in my phone. She's like, oh, 354 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 4: why is my name a forehand? And I panicked and 355 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 4: just told her the truth. And that was because she 356 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 4: had quite a memorable moment early in our friendship when 357 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 4: she went for a forehand on the tennis court and 358 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,920 Speaker 4: she farted, and I had to explain that to her. 359 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 2: I remember. 360 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 3: Another person that you were dating and you saved him 361 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 3: in your phone as a friend of ours, guy called 362 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 3: Danny Pereesy. 363 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, I was young. 364 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 4: I was very young, and my friends used to tease 365 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 4: me when a girl's name popped up on my phone. Yeah, 366 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 4: I changed it to am to a different name. I's 367 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,160 Speaker 4: got a Meghan here thirty one six five Meghan, what 368 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 4: do you save your mum? 369 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 2: As? 370 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 15: Hi? My mom's name is Barbara, and I see her 371 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 15: on my phone is boobra. And when she phoned out, 372 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 15: she realized that I told all my friends she had 373 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 15: a boob job because she wasn't happy. 374 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 2: Oh wow, really, you saved your mum and your phone 375 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 2: is Boobra. Yeah, brilliant, that's good stuff. 376 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 5: Let's go to Chame here? Is it chame? 377 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 14: It's chame? 378 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 10: Yeah, I saved my I don't like my mom, so 379 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 10: I named I on my phone. I named a wicked 380 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 10: witch of the West. 381 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 2: Wi whiz she know that? 382 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 10: I don't think she knowes she lives overseas. 383 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 5: I want to keep it that way. Chame, d reaking. 384 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 5: He's angry because mum got him Chame. 385 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 4: Anyway, let's go to April here, April, what do you 386 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 4: call your ex husband on your phone? 387 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 16: Okay, so I've got two weeks husbands A bit of 388 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 16: a bit of a long story there, but anyway, first 389 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 16: six husband, his real name is David, so it was 390 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 16: David Dick. 391 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 17: Knows and. 392 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,280 Speaker 16: And then my second second ex husband, he was pretty useless, 393 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 16: so I used to just call him Jack Sheet because 394 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 16: that's what he used to do. 395 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 2: You're a legend crazy, right, is one of the great 396 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 2: cool Let's. 397 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 5: Go to Gavin. 398 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 4: Now, Gabby, this is a work colleague and you save 399 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,600 Speaker 4: them as something else in the phone? 400 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 13: Yeah, I saved them as virtual headache. 401 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 2: Oh and did they ever say that? 402 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,160 Speaker 11: They did? They did? 403 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 18: They saw it on my phone because we were in 404 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 18: the same friendship group and they. 405 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 15: Were like, is that me? And I was like no, 406 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 15: and then she was like, that's my photo and I said, oh, no, 407 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 15: you must be seeing things, and I just it's still 408 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:02,840 Speaker 15: on my friend today. 409 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,879 Speaker 5: Jeez, you didn't really cover it that well, did you. 410 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,199 Speaker 13: I'm very very open about how much I just like her, 411 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 13: so I generally care. 412 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 2: Okay, wow, yeah, it was a bit of a David 413 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 2: Dick knows, were they right? 414 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now. 415 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 3: We are doing our twenty twenty one Pain in the 416 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 3: Business Awards wards the arstiest person at your job in 417 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 3: twenty twenty one different categories. Of course, yesterday I think 418 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 3: we did the worst accidental send in your office for 419 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,719 Speaker 3: the pain of the Business Awards. 420 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 12: It to my boss. He wanted a phone number. I 421 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 12: screenshot my phone spend it. 422 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 13: Off to him with his name as Wanka. 423 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,639 Speaker 11: Oh what the worst thing about it is when I 424 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,119 Speaker 11: went to work the next day or apologize to him, 425 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,240 Speaker 11: I'll put my Shelfinie goes on it and noticed it. 426 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,679 Speaker 5: Oh no. 427 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 2: As so yeah. 428 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 3: Congratulations to Nicole who won yesterday for your worst accidental 429 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 3: send today though. 430 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 2: The Pain and the Business Awards for twenty twenty one 431 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:06,440 Speaker 2: doing Rookie of the Year from the radio in your car. 432 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 9: It's the first annual Pain in the Business a lot. 433 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 9: We've whiz it host Will and a Woody. 434 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 3: Pretty basic gear here, Woods. All you gotta do is 435 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 3: just nominate the Rookie of the Year in your office. 436 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 3: So we're looking for the most embarrassing thing that the 437 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 3: new guy did at your work. 438 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 5: Special nomn to my mate Homer. 439 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,640 Speaker 4: He started a new job at a pretty important investment 440 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 4: banking firm. He wasn't trusted to be in the big 441 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 4: meeting with one of their big investors, so he was 442 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 4: throwing the keys of the big investor go and park 443 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,239 Speaker 4: this person's car. 444 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 2: Oh right, real bitch job so. 445 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 4: Low as Oh yeah, anyway, he got in the car 446 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,959 Speaker 4: and backed it into a concrete pylon. 447 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,479 Speaker 5: Hilarious stuff anyway, so quick nod to him. 448 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,119 Speaker 3: And also, we're going to give a nom to our 449 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 3: junior producer Analse as well, who you know, does those 450 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,159 Speaker 3: wonderful things on this show. We did give her the 451 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 3: job of pranking my girlfriend Sam, who notoriously is the 452 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 3: white whale when it comes to branks. 453 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 2: She's very, very hard to get. 454 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 3: We thought, she doesn't know Analse's voice, so we'll try 455 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 3: and use Analyse. The one thing I said to Analyse though, 456 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 3: was don't say your name because she might not know 457 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,880 Speaker 3: your voice, but she will know your name. Now i'll 458 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 3: play you, guys, the first five seconds of her attempted call, Hi. 459 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,399 Speaker 7: Sam, it's Annaly's. 460 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 5: I'm just pulling in regards to your waste disposal. 461 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,359 Speaker 2: We've got to hear it. When she notices that, she 462 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 2: said straight away holds back an bob, you'll hear them. 463 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 2: You'll hear the which is the distinct sound of teeth 464 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 2: and lips. 465 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: Here we go, Hi Sam, it's Annaly's. 466 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,480 Speaker 5: I'm just pulling in regards to your waist. 467 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,479 Speaker 2: All right, we'll do them right on next that one 468 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 2: six five. It's the Paint of the Business Awards award 469 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 2: and the arsiest people at your job this year. 470 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 3: A two hundred dollars Dominoes voucher is up for grabs 471 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 3: if you want to nominate the Rookie of the Year, 472 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 3: the most embarrassing thing a new guy did at your job. 473 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody. 474 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast. 475 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 2: We'll try last one. 476 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,959 Speaker 3: We're doing our twenty twenty one Paint in the Business 477 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 3: Awards for the arstiest person at your job this year from. 478 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 2: The radio your car. 479 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,440 Speaker 9: It's the first annual Pain in the Business the Lord, 480 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 9: we've your exquisit hops Will. 481 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,120 Speaker 3: And all the Woody Radio would so different categories all 482 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 3: week this week. 483 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 2: Often you know this time of year's awards ceremony. It's 484 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 2: a happy time. You're awarding the good people at your office. 485 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 3: But for us here much funnier if we can award 486 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 3: those who have really butchered their role. So a two 487 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 3: hundred dollars Dominoes voucher the winner of each category. 488 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 2: Here today we are doing Rookie of the Year. 489 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,479 Speaker 3: So the most embarrassing thing the new guy did at 490 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 3: your work. You can self nominate by the way, if 491 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,959 Speaker 3: you were the new guy, yes, of course, obviously welcoming them. 492 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 5: Love this category. Let's go to Amanda. 493 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 4: Amanda, this is a colleague of yours that you are 494 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 4: giving a nom for Rookie of the Year. 495 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 5: Yes, correct, what happened? 496 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 18: Okay? So we work in real estate in the rentals team. 497 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,640 Speaker 18: So you're managing people's investment properties and collecting rents for them. Sure, 498 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 18: and at the end of each month, there's an end 499 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 18: of months transfer to all the owners for the rents 500 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,919 Speaker 18: you've collected. 501 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,560 Speaker 2: For that monthep yep, and our accounts. 502 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 18: Lady, by accident transferred funds to the owner all owners twice. 503 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 18: Oh dear, so it was one hundred and twenty thousand 504 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 18: dollars era. 505 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 5: Oh that's a big one. 506 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 12: Yeah. 507 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,880 Speaker 2: How long have they been there? 508 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 1: How long that has been there? 509 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 18: At least four or five years? Oh, accidentally pressing the 510 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 18: wrong buttons twice. 511 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,879 Speaker 3: Oh, so thanks for calling, man, I mean she's outside 512 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 3: the Category're gonna have to kind of water for that. 513 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 5: Of course. Yeah, I've got but one. 514 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 2: I'm glad we put it on the air. 515 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 5: Let's go to James. Now, James, you've got a nomination 516 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 5: for Rookie of the Year. 517 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,159 Speaker 12: Well, I mondy here you go. 518 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,640 Speaker 2: Very well, mate, very well, you're going to the nomination. Yeah, 519 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,440 Speaker 2: I got one. 520 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 12: It's me, mate, Johnny name. 521 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 11: Yeah. 522 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 12: We're working late one night in the office and it 523 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 12: gets to about nine thirty. We're putting in the hard 524 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 12: yards and I said to him, mate, I'm going to 525 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 12: go home. I'll come back and catch up on it 526 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,920 Speaker 12: in the morning. I've been working for about a month now, 527 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 12: So I gave him the trust of locking up. 528 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, where do you work? 529 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,360 Speaker 2: Where do you work? By the way, James like, what's 530 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 2: the office? 531 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 12: What's just real estate out in the country. 532 00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 3: Mate, okay, okay, So you're given for she stations literally, Yeah. 533 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 6: That's it. 534 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 12: Yeah. So I've given him the keys. It's his first 535 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 12: big role in the company, you know, lock lock it up? Yeah, yep, 536 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 12: I give him the keys. 537 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,400 Speaker 11: I go home. 538 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,360 Speaker 12: An hour later, I get a ring like, hey mate, 539 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,479 Speaker 12: what's up? He says, Hey mate, I've locked all the doors, 540 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,120 Speaker 12: but I don't know how to get out. 541 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 11: Himself inside of the office instead of walking outside and 542 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,680 Speaker 11: locking the front door. 543 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 12: Are you kidding me? 544 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,160 Speaker 2: Listening? 545 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,199 Speaker 5: Never do it again, James, great story. 546 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,840 Speaker 2: I love it. How do you even do that, it's extraordinary. 547 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 2: Jimmy ge is there coming over with the wet sail 548 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 2: we've got j Jay, I'm thirty one and sixty five. 549 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 3: J you want to nominate yourself for Rookie of the 550 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 3: Year for the Pain in the Business Awards. 551 00:23:59,040 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 2: What have you got? 552 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:00,640 Speaker 14: Yeah? 553 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 7: Unfortunately, I tried to do the right thing by the 554 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 7: boys and cook them, cook them a barbecue. We want 555 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,160 Speaker 7: those little portable. 556 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,080 Speaker 10: Barbecues and both Saint Gas beautiful and I didn't even realize. 557 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 7: I never used one before. Sort of thing that he 558 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 7: had to use a fry pan that was obviously quite small, 559 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,119 Speaker 7: not big enough, bigger than the actual barbecue. And lo 560 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 7: and behold, obviously overheated, and the gas tank obviously heated 561 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 7: up and blew up, and hold back of my foremances 562 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,920 Speaker 7: was on fire. So I had to go and get 563 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 7: the fire extinguisher, put the back of his uti outd 564 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 7: he blew his U up. 565 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 4: Jeez. 566 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,359 Speaker 2: See how long have you been at the job, Jane. 567 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 7: I've been on this job for ten months now. 568 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 13: Jeez. 569 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 5: That's a big blunder. 570 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 2: Not sure whether the gear was about the frying fan though. 571 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,159 Speaker 4: It was too big for the bar, it was a 572 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 4: bit of a tiny barbecue and then he brought the 573 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,479 Speaker 4: ban didn't hit on the barbecue. It's extraordinary stuff. All right, 574 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,919 Speaker 4: we're going to bring things on with Jack here. Now, 575 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 4: Jack mate, you're nominating yourself for Rookie of the Year. 576 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,280 Speaker 13: Geta boys. Holy moly, that fella in the real estate 577 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 13: agent would have sold a lot of houses. 578 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got to give to the game. 579 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 2: It was a good story line. 580 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 13: Yeah, I've nominated myself. I went into COVID as a 581 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 13: as a lawyer, relatively unhappy lawyer. So I actually give 582 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 13: thanks to an extent to COVID. But at thirty one, 583 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 13: I took a bit of a gap year barely undeserved, 584 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 13: and then I end up getting the opportunity to do 585 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 13: some more work, and by that sage didn't work for 586 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 13: a year. And there's been a lot of Zoom birthday parties, 587 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 13: you know, online chat things zoom you know. Yeah, yeah, 588 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 13: you guys know. 589 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 2: We've got the speks carry on. 590 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,640 Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 591 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 13: So I would always have a bit of fun with 592 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 13: the names on the Zoom, you know, put like a 593 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 13: silly one into you know. 594 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 2: For the birthday parties. 595 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 13: Exactly right, yeah, absolutely, exactly So anyway, I've got this 596 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 13: new job, and I pretty. 597 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:00,919 Speaker 10: Eagy to impress. 598 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 13: So I nominate myself for a meeting that I don't 599 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 13: even need to be a part of, but I want 600 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,760 Speaker 13: to show them that, hey, I haven't worked for a year, 601 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 13: but I'm I'm keen. So they say no, they jump 602 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,359 Speaker 13: on this meeting, and then you know how the in 603 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 13: zoom that the name flashes up. The screens flack, but 604 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 13: the name flashes up first, Yeah, and up splashes big. 605 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,560 Speaker 14: Dong and. 606 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 13: I don't know anyone. And then in the background, in 607 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 13: the background, I hear somebody go, who's big Dongs? 608 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast, The. 609 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,680 Speaker 2: Phone Alone, Will and Woodies. 610 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 6: Alone. 611 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 4: People are trying to convince us that they're in the 612 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 4: car with someone else. We decide if someone else is 613 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 4: actually there or if they're putting on a voice. 614 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 5: Hello, Gabrielle. Hey there, you're going very well, Thank you, mate. 615 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 5: Who are you in the car with? 616 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 10: I'm in the car with my daughter, Sam. 617 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 5: Your daughter, Sam? Okay, held Sam. 618 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 7: She's ten years old? 619 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 5: Okay, beautiful, Chuck Sam on the phone, Oh, yes one again? 620 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Sam. 621 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 5: Have you've been at school today? 622 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? 623 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,120 Speaker 5: What's your favorite movie? Sam? 624 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 13: Uh? 625 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 5: I like, uh, jeez, what what's your raid? Will? This 626 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 5: is pretty good? 627 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 2: Who are you? Who are your maybe just runners through 628 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,639 Speaker 2: what you did today? Sam? 629 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,119 Speaker 8: Mm hmmm? 630 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 5: Oh go on, Sam. 631 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 18: I was at school and I played with my friend Tom. 632 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, he likes. 633 00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 2: Right by yourself a couple of slips. Mate, you were good, 634 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,439 Speaker 2: it was really good. Let's go to. 635 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 4: Ether now, Hi, Ether, it's Peter Peter Wild. That is 636 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 4: just so off from the producers anyway, Peter. 637 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 2: I thought that sounds a little bit too technological to me. 638 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:21,879 Speaker 2: Anything else. 639 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 5: So who are you in the car with Peter? 640 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 10: I'm in the cold of my mate, Alvin. 641 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 5: Alvin. Okay, can you check Alvin on the phone. 642 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,919 Speaker 2: Or any of the chipmunks if they're about Hi. 643 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here, buddy. Hell that's you Alvin. Oh yes, 644 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 5: can you put Peter back on? 645 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 2: Peter Jesus Christ? Yeah, no, thank you, Peter. 646 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,400 Speaker 5: Okay, So, Peter, how do you know Alvin? 647 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,040 Speaker 14: No, thank you, but I know Alvin from school. 648 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 5: Okay, put Alvin back on? 649 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 11: What was that? 650 00:28:59,600 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 2: Thank you? 651 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 14: Yeah? 652 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,240 Speaker 5: Here, Alvin, tell us about the time you met Peter. 653 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 5: Tell us about the time you met Peter. The time Yeah, 654 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 5: two years ago? 655 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,320 Speaker 2: Oh? Nice, beautiful, nice eloquent response, like I was there. 656 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 5: I feel like they actually I think it's two different people. 657 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 5: It's slow. 658 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, argue, there's two guys. 659 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 5: We actually there's two people. 660 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 14: Yeah, there's two people. 661 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 2: Very good. Let's go to Dean now it was confusing. Dean. 662 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 5: Hello, Hey go buddy, good mate. Who are you in 663 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,000 Speaker 5: the cow with? 664 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 14: I would be cousin Sean. 665 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 5: Cousin Sean, okay, Chuck Sean on the phone. 666 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 13: Yep, there is Hey here you go on. That is 667 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 13: just I. 668 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 5: You didn't change a thing. You didn't change it. 669 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,480 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 670 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 2: I love to hear from you guys right now. 671 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 3: Thirdn't one of six ' five if you've had a 672 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 3: desperate tempt to get a crusher's attention, and there's a 673 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 3: bonus here if they didn't notice that you were trying 674 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 3: to get their attention. And the reason we're talking about 675 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,719 Speaker 3: this is because a woman has faked her wedding. 676 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 2: It's a nasty for fake wedding to. 677 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,120 Speaker 3: Get to get her ex to text her, so she 678 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 3: spent three thousand dollars on a wedding. I mean, I 679 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 3: don't know where were these people really, I honestly think 680 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 3: we should round up all these. 681 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,640 Speaker 2: People and just put them on Antarctica. But then more 682 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 2: we talk about it's colony or something. 683 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 5: As show relies on these people. 684 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, we can still get the stories. That's still news 685 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 3: crews down there filming and recording these people in Antarctica. 686 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 3: In Antarctica, oh sure, but there are waste of space 687 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 3: in the civilized colonies of the world. 688 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, I love them myself. A lot of 689 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 5: questions on this one because I love the endeavor. But 690 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 5: wouldn't you fake your engagement? 691 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 2: So that's not how crazy bitch is like this. 692 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 5: Act because if you face the wedding, that's too late, 693 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 5: isn't it. 694 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 3: That's the point, though you missed out. She doesn't even 695 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 3: want to be with the guy. She just wanted to 696 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 3: feel as if he wants her. 697 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,479 Speaker 2: You know those people used to date those people. They 698 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 2: don't even want you, They just wanted to feel like 699 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 2: you wanted them. 700 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 3: It's the most toxic, disgusting antarctica worth shipping offense you 701 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 3: can possibly imagine. 702 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 2: Anyway. 703 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 3: So she gets in the white dress, the veil, she 704 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 3: gets her makeup professionally done, poses for photos with the roses, 705 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 3: the works, even as a fake husband blood. 706 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 2: She pays a dude to lock up and get a 707 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 2: photo with her. Yeah, sure, she does the dance with him. 708 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 5: Oh, she says, the whole thing with the guests. 709 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 3: I'm not sure she went the whole hog and the 710 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 3: guests where the costs really start to skyrocket. Yeah, three 711 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 3: course meal, no no, no that she didn't pay for 712 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 3: the catering, just the shots there, and it cost her 713 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 3: three thousand bucks. And the worst part is this is 714 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 3: the worst part of that. And I've queued up the 715 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 3: appropriate song for this. The worst part is we better 716 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 3: have queue up this song. Joel will be your head, 717 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 3: my friend. 718 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 2: The worst part is the guy, her ex boyfriend, watched 719 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200 Speaker 2: all the content, but he didn't reach out to her. 720 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,200 Speaker 5: How'd you feel for it? 721 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 2: Do we only have the word desperado from that song? 722 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 2: You are kidding me. 723 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 5: You've poked the bed. 724 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you are getting through an antarctica shipping your friend, 725 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 3: my friend. 726 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:31,200 Speaker 2: Can we get the actual song up? Please not again. 727 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,600 Speaker 2: Don't do it to me again. God, We'll get that 728 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,239 Speaker 2: actual call break up next. 729 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Speaker 3: I would have thought is about to explore all right, 730 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 3: You're about to defend them for I'm not taking out 731 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 3: the best part of a chorus and a song was appropriate. 732 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,440 Speaker 5: For the bit that was apparent, but it was it 733 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 5: was a parent behavior. 734 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 3: It actually was. 735 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 2: Have you here is one song chorus from the Eagles. 736 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 2: That's all I'm asking for. 737 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 5: Have you ever done something a bit espirit to get 738 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,480 Speaker 5: someone's attention? Though, to be fair, you know, to defend. 739 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,240 Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I do want to you know this. 740 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,840 Speaker 3: This particular woman is a bit of a more on 741 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 3: and I do think she deserves to be on the 742 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 3: southernmost continent of the planet for the rest of her life. 743 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 5: But the very clear. 744 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,280 Speaker 3: But I think that for everybody else it is when 745 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 3: you fall desperately in love with someone, you do outrageous 746 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 3: things to get that person's attention. Particularly early on in 747 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,480 Speaker 3: the game. All you want to do is just be 748 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,920 Speaker 3: in their place. I remember catching the tram when I 749 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 3: was growing up, forty five minutes in the wrong direction, 750 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 3: just so I could share the tram with the girl 751 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 3: that I liked. 752 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 2: I don't even talk to it, it's just there we go. 753 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 5: You've got to slay it. 754 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,080 Speaker 2: The next time we played we played it at all. 755 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 4: I once this is a primary school. In my defense, 756 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,960 Speaker 4: but the girl that I was into his mum was 757 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 4: helping out with the class. 758 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,880 Speaker 5: For some reason. I was like, right, I've got to 759 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 5: impress the mum. 760 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 4: I've got to impress the mum, and then maybe there's 761 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,560 Speaker 4: a future of me marrying this girl that I'm keen on. 762 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,920 Speaker 5: And I thought, what a good way to get her 763 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,080 Speaker 5: attention was to staple my thumb. So I was going 764 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,720 Speaker 5: to say that's a true story. I no word of 765 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 5: a lie. 766 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 4: I just stapled my thumb and then started crying because 767 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,480 Speaker 4: it really hurted. 768 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 5: And then she had to assist me to the sick. 769 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,120 Speaker 13: But we go. 770 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,880 Speaker 5: Here, we go work for maybe. 771 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 2: So thirty one and six five. We've got the audio ready, 772 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,879 Speaker 2: Now give us a call. 773 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 3: We're talking desperate devotions of love, particularly if the person 774 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:28,840 Speaker 3: didn't notice. 775 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,720 Speaker 2: What have you done to try and get a crusher's attention? 776 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,280 Speaker 3: Thirty one and six five. A friend of mine joined 777 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,759 Speaker 3: a gym recently just to try and be in the 778 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 3: same room as this guy. She had to do a 779 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,879 Speaker 3: six month gym membership. Bloody she has even seen him once? 780 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 5: Oh no, she's there. Twenty four cent might have just. 781 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,160 Speaker 2: Gone through a casual trial. 782 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,759 Speaker 3: Oh thirty one and six five love to hear from 783 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,399 Speaker 3: you guys, desperate attempts to get a CRUSH's attention coming 784 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,239 Speaker 3: now in the past. 785 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 2: We'll take her right next door. 786 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 3: Well, then what desperate attempts to get a crusher's attention? Now, 787 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 3: look bonus points here. If they actually didn't notice you, 788 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,800 Speaker 3: we're going to go to Paul in the first instance. 789 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,680 Speaker 2: Paul, what did you do? 790 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,080 Speaker 13: Yeah? 791 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,839 Speaker 17: Made I went skydiving. 792 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,280 Speaker 5: She is this going to get her attention or his attention? 793 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 17: She she was interested, so I said, I'll ask her 794 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 17: to come along, and we went skydiving. And yeah, five 795 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,719 Speaker 17: years later, we've got four kids. 796 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:28,360 Speaker 2: We walked it, he cooked it. So, Paul, did you 797 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 2: enjoy it at all? 798 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:29,359 Speaker 14: Though? 799 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 2: Like we were like, jeez, this was grace or was 800 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 2: it a horrific for you? 801 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,480 Speaker 17: The plane itself was shaking inside and right sort of 802 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 17: stuff too. Worried about getting up there, and then you 803 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 17: know you're stepped to another person. So he's just going 804 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 17: to go with the float. 805 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't answer my question. All are you getting 806 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 2: a tattoo in the background as well? Paul? I'm not 807 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,719 Speaker 2: really sure what's going on there. 808 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,880 Speaker 5: I think he's actually in a plane. I think he's 809 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 5: going over again. 810 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,400 Speaker 2: That doesn't. 811 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 5: Let's go to Tracy. 812 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 4: Now, Tracy, you're a bit of a desperado trying to 813 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 4: get someone's attention. 814 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 15: No, it wasn't actually me that done it. It was 815 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 15: my boyfriend at the time, we were seventeen eighteen whatever, 816 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,560 Speaker 15: broke up and he stuck his little pinky in the 817 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 15: lath at work, so I would go to the hospital 818 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:13,799 Speaker 15: to see him. 819 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, running through that again. He stuck his 820 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,960 Speaker 2: what little. 821 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,440 Speaker 15: Pinky finger into the laithe at work, into the lads. 822 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 2: What's the lads? 823 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 15: Machinery at work? 824 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,600 Speaker 7: All right? 825 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,920 Speaker 3: Okay, he put his finger into like a conveyor belt 826 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,480 Speaker 3: so that he could go to hospital to see you. 827 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 15: So I would go to the hospital to see him. 828 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 16: Wow, get to him? 829 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:48,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, Tracy, did it work? What's that? Trace? 830 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,759 Speaker 15: I did not go back with him. It made me 831 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 15: feel quite ill. 832 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:57,960 Speaker 2: Oh no, what happened to his finger? He lost he. 833 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 15: Lost his. 834 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,000 Speaker 2: Crazy He's lost a finger for you, and you still 835 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 2: didn't go and see him. 836 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:06,400 Speaker 11: No. 837 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 15: I went to see him, but I did not stay 838 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,719 Speaker 15: with him. I pretty much walked out when he said 839 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:12,759 Speaker 15: he did it deliberately. 840 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it verges, yeah, psycho, doesn't that? 841 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 13: Yeah? 842 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,279 Speaker 3: And then that's with all of these things though, isn't it. 843 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 3: You know that it verges on, well, we need a 844 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 3: little bit creepy. If you're willing to lose a finger 845 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,919 Speaker 3: for someone, it's either romantic if the funny thing about 846 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 3: all these though, if they're into you. 847 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 5: Yes, if they're into you, it's it's beautiful of course 848 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:34,560 Speaker 5: for me. 849 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 2: Yes. If they're not into you, it's all of a 850 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,520 Speaker 2: sudden crazy, Yeah, slips. 851 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,920 Speaker 5: Into creep very very quickly. 852 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, we got Johnny here, Johnny, mate, you've done something 853 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 4: to get someone's attention to side. 854 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,080 Speaker 5: If it's romantic or if you're a bit creepy. 855 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,839 Speaker 10: Losing a finger, that's a hard actually follow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 856 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,359 Speaker 10: I'll do my best, man. 857 00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 14: I got up. 858 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,640 Speaker 10: I got up at three thirty in the morning at 859 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,279 Speaker 10: the zero degrees, drove to a car park at the 860 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 10: foot of the Warren Bungle Ranges, climbed to the top 861 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,400 Speaker 10: in the pitch dark with nothing but a torch and 862 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,720 Speaker 10: a stick. Got to the top within. 863 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 14: Half an hour daughter before sunrise, and took a video 864 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,760 Speaker 14: of the sun coming over the rangers like because because 865 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 14: she'd never seen a sunrise like that, and I sent 866 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,040 Speaker 14: it to her and I didn't hear a 867 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:32,920 Speaker 2: Thing the wild mongrel rangers about