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Speaker 1: This weekend it's International Dilograff Day World Tour at Crown Theater.

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Speaker 1: You can catch Kevin Bloody Wilson there Saturday night sold out,

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Speaker 1: you want to get in quick for Friday. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: through Ticketmaster. Good morning, mister Bloody Wilson.

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Speaker 2: Got nice to be with you. It's nice to be home.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is nice. You've just come back from the

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Speaker 1: UK where you did over thirty sold out shows. Obviously

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Speaker 1: they appreciate you humor just as we do. Wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: all been Ozzie's there.

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Speaker 2: Oh lord, No, no UK. Once you leave London, I

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Speaker 2: rarely see Australians. I see them obviously, yes, of course. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so that's it. We're not preaching to the choir over there. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But if you also understand too that the body ballad,

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Speaker 2: which is my particular field of expertise, we got them

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Speaker 2: originally from England.

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Speaker 1: They know they were around a body ballad. Look at

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Speaker 1: the names of their pubs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The world's got boardy ballads and I ran out of them.

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Speaker 2: When I was a young bloke, I used to do

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Speaker 2: a lot of the buck shows for the footy cloths

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Speaker 2: and stuff, and I ran out of my body Ballad.

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Speaker 2: So that's when I started writing.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course they love your humor because they was

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Speaker 4: a country that created the career of Benny Hill, you know,

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Speaker 4: and the like yeah, always yeah, unreal Hill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a funny character. Wasn't even today you're

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Speaker 2: looking and oh yeah, all the work movements sort of

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Speaker 2: jumping up there. Oh you can't say that's too light

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Speaker 2: like Benny, Benny's gone, but that that human was entertaining

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Speaker 2: at that at the time.

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Speaker 1: Of course it didn't take it too seriously. No, that's

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Speaker 1: the whole Could you take that too seriously? A board

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Speaker 1: man being patted on the head instead of taking that

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Speaker 1: so seriously. It seems every day that someone or something

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Speaker 1: is getting canceled.

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Speaker 2: How are you still here? Well, I'm trying to stay

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Speaker 2: with it. I actually identified now as invisible.

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Speaker 1: So the keyword there is identify as.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I identify and I will trans as in transparent okay,

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Speaker 2: And and my pronouns are he he ha haa.

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Speaker 3: So we can't tain visible man.

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Speaker 2: They got to find me. They've got to find me

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Speaker 2: to cancel come at me.

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Speaker 4: Actually, speaking of finding you, you mentioned you get out

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Speaker 4: of London. You don't seem you see someone, I bet

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Speaker 4: they see you. You get approaches like Paul Hogan. Whdn't

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Speaker 4: you know that's not a knife?

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Speaker 2: You know? What they say to you usually something relating

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Speaker 2: to Dilligah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: They just registered over three hundred million views on the

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Speaker 2: song Dilligap on TikTok. Wow. It was over five hundred

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Speaker 2: thousand people did their version of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh really right around the world.

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Speaker 1: You're on the TikTok unreal You've had your entire body

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Speaker 1: of work preserved with the National Film and Sound Archive

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Speaker 1: in Canbra. Sounds very fancy. How did that conversation and

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Speaker 1: process start all?

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Speaker 2: I hadn't very little to do with that, Okay, I

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Speaker 2: think it was the record company was approached, but that

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Speaker 2: included everybody up until then that had recorded with Sony Music,

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Speaker 2: and we've just keep stocking up their their file on

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Speaker 2: what I do. It'll be interesting to see in a

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Speaker 2: couple of hundred, well maybe in fifty years time, what

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Speaker 2: people are going to think of that sort of humor.

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Speaker 1: Type that they still haven't sense to him.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, oh gosh, yeah, Santa Claus old Chap, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: That joke never died.

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Speaker 3: Yes, You probably get a few of those, don't you.

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Speaker 2: People approaching We were driving recently in Victoria. It because

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Speaker 2: out Bendy go Away and driving past the farm. And

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Speaker 2: he's obviously the New York it's his Santa Claus, a

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Speaker 2: dummy of Santa Claus sitting on a pushbike right at

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Speaker 2: the front fence.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome, lovely.

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Speaker 1: That is a really lovely welcome, you know, I mean really,

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Speaker 1: So you are you recently released a biography?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not that recently, that's a few years ago. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Was the writing experience different there with the same approach.

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Speaker 2: I was, Yeah, I was more than narrator. It was

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Speaker 2: Gave Miller. Okay, it was Gab that actually did the

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Speaker 2: writing and research and stuff. Yeah, so I just sat

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Speaker 2: there quietly. He actually read the audio book as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it was authorized biography.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, Yeah, went in there with a few photos. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he wasn't able to use, but.

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Speaker 1: He would have got a laugh out of them.

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Speaker 2: Gab's a good man.

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Speaker 3: It's a great it's a funny bugger too.

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Speaker 4: He was just a boy when he started a radio

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Speaker 4: and those years ago on the same station as Gary

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Speaker 4: Shandon as well.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Ye, small world mate, who's your footy team?

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Speaker 2: Be honest, Oh, without a doubt. I don't hesitate the Dockers.

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Speaker 2: I've always been Dockers. Sorry, I haven't always been dog

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Speaker 2: tell you an interesting story. I started out like everybody

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Speaker 2: in Perth with Eagles yep. Then they got two flags

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Speaker 2: and then the Dockers were the new kid on the block.

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Speaker 2: So it was like being a parent. You saw one

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Speaker 2: kid grow up and be successful, so then you focus

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Speaker 2: on the second one. And I was still sitting in

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Speaker 2: the corner stair and it. But we're doing okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and you know it's lovely to get windslide.

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Speaker 1: We have very well this year. Yeah, very nicely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah too. Right, yeah, you know, just out of the

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Speaker 2: eight at the moment, so who knows what's likely to happen.

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Speaker 4: It's a work in progress, isn't that. I'm the same

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Speaker 4: as you. I joined up with the Frio when they

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Speaker 4: were formed in nineteen ninty five.

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Speaker 2: I haven't. I never joined the club, never joined any

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Speaker 2: club at all. Yeah, I'm not in the communities of clubs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Campbell was a horse that was designed by a committee.

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Speaker 3: It right.

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Speaker 2: Everybody wants to add their little bit to it.

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Speaker 1: What is it that that thing about I've never been

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Speaker 1: a club that would have me.

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Speaker 2: Now you are going to do.

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Speaker 1: A little something something for us to give us a

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Speaker 1: taste of what we can expect at the shows this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Right we're pre recorded, Yes, we are, very much so.

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Speaker 3: I could go anywhere with this absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you gots house snuffing.

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Speaker 3: I hang on, we were we were meant to be,

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Speaker 3: not live.

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Speaker 2: Jacob. I first saw her on the beach up in Thailand, stunning,

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Speaker 2: laying sunning on the sand, perfect face, perfect lips, perfect glass, perfectness.

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Speaker 2: First time I've ever seen a perfect that. She stood

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Speaker 2: up and stepped down to the water. I tried to

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Speaker 2: hide me hard on as I walked string bikini she

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Speaker 2: was wearing covered nothing, no bigger than two band aids

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Speaker 2: of a cork. And when she'd finished splashing around, she

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Speaker 2: walked over water droplets on a sparkling in the sun,

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Speaker 2: reached down into her bag, smiled at me and said,

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Speaker 2: could I help asme her sometin roching on. Next minute,

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Speaker 2: we're back at her place, sipping whiskey, about to take

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Speaker 2: a shower before bed. And when she stepped out of

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Speaker 2: that tiny string bikini. That's when I discovered what I tread.

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Speaker 2: My new girlfriend's got a bigger coppering me amongers, coconut

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Speaker 2: size knackers dangling underneath. How the funck she tuck that

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Speaker 2: stuff inside a string? My new girl friends got a

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Speaker 2: bigger cock than me. That your sit along my new

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Speaker 2: girl friend.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a love shot, a love song, and it's

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Speaker 3: a love story. It's a holiday story. It's beautiful, back

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Speaker 3: to the beach.

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Speaker 1: And some kind of fable as well.

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Speaker 3: It was beautiful and even more beautiful. Often say, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: I must have got it from you somewhere, from way back,

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Speaker 1: way back when. Now we have got five doubles. We've

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Speaker 1: got some of those last Friday night tickets, five doubles

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Speaker 1: to see Kevin Bloody Wilson with that love story and

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Speaker 1: more on his international Diligaff Day tour Friday, June the second,

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Speaker 1: at Crown Theater. If you would like one, give us

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Speaker 1: a call on thirty in ten sixty five will take

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Speaker 1: callers ten eleven, twelve thirty and fourteen.

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Speaker 3: Did I beap everything I think I did? We'll soon

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Speaker 3: find out. Yes, we'll get calls.

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Speaker 2: Your your fingers looking a little bit bruised.

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Speaker 3: I hope wish I had fifteen of them. Good to

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Speaker 3: see you you haven't always Good to see

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Speaker 2: You, Thanks Lazy, Thanks Leuise, Love you,