Speaker 1: Sydney for us, as Canberrans is virtually and out of
Speaker 1: suburb these days, until we had an ike here in
Speaker 1: Madua if we wanted, you know, a CD tower, Not
Speaker 1: that anyone.
Speaker 2: Wants one of those, but back in the day we did.
Speaker 1: You would drive up to one of the three I
Speaker 1: kids in Sydney and you get your you'd get your
Speaker 1: thing and you'd come back.
Speaker 3: I went on school excursions to Sydney all the.
Speaker 2: Time in high school camera life. It was the best time.
Speaker 1: Jose, you've moved here a few months ago from the
Speaker 1: other side of Australia, but you're no stranger to Sydney.
Speaker 2: You've been there from time to time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been there a few times. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This handsome blokey yours, is this his first time in
Speaker 2: the East?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: The only time he did go to Sydney prior to
Speaker 4: this was when we moved here to go and pick
Speaker 4: up his cars.
Speaker 3: But that's it. He didn't like drive around. He picked
Speaker 3: up the cars and then got Yeah.
Speaker 4: The times you went there was that with Farmer Want's wife, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then then to go and visit the girls who
Speaker 4: I was on farmer with. So it spent like a
Speaker 4: week there.
Speaker 3: Nice, Yeah, but yeah a lot of So you had
Speaker 3: reason to come to Sydney. Yeah, not many people in
Speaker 3: Perth have reason.
Speaker 2: Except just to come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, yeah, like a holiday.
Speaker 2: So what is just the norm to us?
Speaker 1: When you took him on the weekends his first visit
Speaker 1: to Sydney was he like, you know Dorothy in the Wizard.
Speaker 2: He was looking around like what anymore?
Speaker 3: Total? Yeah, that was pretty much what it was.
Speaker 1: Because Sydney's turning it on at the moment because they've
Speaker 1: got their lights show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Vivid Vivid, which I complained about the other day
Speaker 2: for being having too many people. Was it a nightmare?
Speaker 3: A nightmare?
Speaker 4: And I completely forgot that it was on. So we
Speaker 4: went to Sydney for the four x four show, the
Speaker 4: Outdoor Show, which.
Speaker 3: Was at Sydney Olympic Parks.
Speaker 4: We were kind of out of the city a little bit,
Speaker 4: and then I was like, oh, well, it's your first
Speaker 4: time in Sydney, so let's go for dinner circular key,
Speaker 4: like on the harbor kind of thing. So I booked
Speaker 4: dinner for six fifteen and we were staying out of
Speaker 4: the city so not so there was no way we
Speaker 4: could walk in.
Speaker 3: So we decided to drive in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay rooking first rookie mistake.
Speaker 3: Decided to drive in.
Speaker 4: I think we left where we were at around five
Speaker 4: and I was like, we'll give us like an hour
Speaker 4: and fifteen minutes to at least try and find some parking.
Speaker 1: Oh you took your evil laugh Actually horrid we took.
Speaker 4: We were like, we don't go to Sydney very often.
Speaker 4: We'll just take the toll roads.
Speaker 3: We went in the tunnel and.
Speaker 4: Then the GPS stops working, and then we got out.
Speaker 4: We literally got out added thirty five minutes onto it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's not a tunnel for me to be
Speaker 1: there's all sorts of turn us in the tone.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: It was like actually ridiculous. And then we ended up
Speaker 4: getting out and I was like, okay, drove closer to
Speaker 4: the city and I was like, oh my god, Vivid's on.
Speaker 4: I was like, there is no He was like, what's Vivid.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, we're never going to find like
Speaker 4: a car spot. We might we may as well canceled dinner.
Speaker 4: So I called up and I was like, can we
Speaker 4: just extend Like we're going to be a little bit late,
Speaker 4: Like is there a fifteen minute like gap that we
Speaker 4: can take and he was like, yep, no worries, Like
Speaker 4: we can hold your table until six forty five. So
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, Jared, you're just gonna have to
Speaker 4: drop me off.
Speaker 3: I got dropped off.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting at this dinner table for god knows how
Speaker 4: long by myself.
Speaker 2: Oh that would look and you've been stood up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And the waitress came over to me multiple times,
Speaker 4: He's going, okay anything.
Speaker 3: I was like, he's coming, he's coming down.
Speaker 2: She's gone back into the of the kitchen and she's
Speaker 2: she's acting like this guy dropped her off but it's
Speaker 2: a disaster.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, so he ended up getting there.
Speaker 4: I think I sat down at the table too, by
Speaker 4: the way, going around by himself, trying to fight a park.
Speaker 3: Has never been to city before.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine lapping Sydney looking for a park. Vivid's
Speaker 2: on Sydney. You've over committed. They know the vibe extent,
Speaker 2: they can't manage it, but they do it anyway. And
Speaker 2: then we dropped this poor fellow from Perth in there
Speaker 2: with no to that the gate.
Speaker 1: And his missus goes, I'll hold the table, get out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 4: I think The worst thing is he has a seventy
Speaker 4: six land cruiser, so it doesn't fit under no of
Speaker 4: the like he has to be in like a two point.
Speaker 2: Three meter you can't enter the car.
Speaker 3: No, none of them, all of them. One point nine
Speaker 3: was a land cruiser in Sydney.
Speaker 1: The guy from No. I'm surprised you saw him. I
Speaker 1: assume you saw him again, Like the story doesn't end
Speaker 1: and I never saw him again.
Speaker 2: That's the story. No laughing at.
Speaker 3: He's just called and being like, just get takeaway and
Speaker 3: maybe back off the street and get out of here.
Speaker 2: Beat back on the street. I'll beat you back in camera.
Speaker 2: I'm halfway home.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I was sitting there and I was like, the view
Speaker 4: is really great. You've got to get here, like a
Speaker 4: really great seat. And then anyway, he got there about
Speaker 4: i'd say half an hour after I'd been sitting there,
Speaker 4: and then he as soon as he got there, went
Speaker 4: to the toilet.
Speaker 3: And then the.
Speaker 4: Waitress comes up to me again while he's in the
Speaker 4: toilet and was like.
Speaker 2: The time he's just going on. She's back in the
Speaker 2: kitchen and just pretend he's here.
Speaker 1: This is the worst example of being stood up ever,
Speaker 1: said