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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis for when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour. Men are no good

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Speaker 1: at going to the supermarket apparently, which is which is

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Speaker 1: tough right now, because sometimes they're nominated as the primary

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Speaker 1: shopper in the household, which means you're trusting everything on

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Speaker 1: the dude, and you just can't And Edwina Bartholemey you

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Speaker 1: found out the hard way. She was obviously busting to

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Speaker 1: go to the toilet and the house was out of

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Speaker 1: toilet paper, so she sent her husband Neil down to

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Speaker 1: the supermarket. Neil was there to save the day, obviously

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Speaker 1: to bring back some dunny roll. Unfortunately, Neil brought back

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Speaker 1: some paper towels. So, I mean, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: happened next, but obviously when it was using the big squize,

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Speaker 1: which I imagine would have been pretty difficult.

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Speaker 2: But what expctively absorbent?

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Speaker 1: I would have thought, have you used a paper towel before?

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Speaker 2: I have really don't think anybody's used a paper towel

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Speaker 2: before when you've had to desperate times, of course, for

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Speaker 2: just measures.

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Speaker 1: Would I guess if it was a paper towel, though

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Speaker 1: it's a bit rough there, so I don't want to

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Speaker 1: go into specific.

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Speaker 2: So it's heavily absorbent. It's really handy.

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Speaker 1: You just need to dab at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: But a specific away from technique, and I mean, and whatnot?

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Speaker 1: Why are men so bad at going to the supermart?

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Speaker 2: I'm serving a band currently woods. Look, I think men

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Speaker 2: are I think men are good at playing to their

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Speaker 2: street like they're good at their home base.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, if I was used to using a

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Speaker 2: cricket analogy, you play within your V. Sure I was

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Speaker 2: used to use a dancing analogy, you'd stick to a

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Speaker 2: box step. That's a man in a supermarket. Sure, it's

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Speaker 2: as soon as we get asked to go beyond that

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Speaker 2: that you start to lose the plot. So what's outside

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Speaker 2: the So for example, I got sent to the supermarket?

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Speaker 2: R V is essentially what you used to.

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Speaker 1: Eat in Uni cereal, milk, eggs, a bit of fruit,

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Speaker 1: bit of fruit. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: The standard's that's that's that's playing within your V.

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Speaker 1: Don't you dare send us to the tele delicatesan or

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Speaker 1: whatever the hell that thing is.

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Speaker 2: Called a delicatessen and then there you go so as

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Speaker 2: soon as you get so for example, I got asked

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Speaker 2: once and only once, to get food for the week. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I felt a little bit like Ritchie Rich in

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Speaker 2: that movie with Macaulay Colgan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I just felt like I was too much money, too

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Speaker 2: much responsibility, and.

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Speaker 1: It's the whole week's food.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea actually, And then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm quad biking in the backyard. We're in

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Speaker 2: the equivalent of quad biking in the backyard, and the

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Speaker 2: supermarket he's buying three hundred grams of test Manian hot

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Speaker 2: smoke salmon. And then you get home and your girlfriend's like, jeez,

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Speaker 2: you know, you spend thood salmon. We don't even need it.

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Speaker 2: How much you just yeah it, just keep keeping to

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Speaker 2: the back. I'm serving a band at the moment, it

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Speaker 2: sounds like jam is called up. Jemmy. You you've banned

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Speaker 2: your partner as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why what did you do?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, I sent him to the shops a few times.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she's just grab a few things for the house

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Speaker 3: and he comes back with lizard food or.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, These new crackers, honey, they're amazing let's go to Sharon.

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Speaker 2: Sharon, you bend your partner from going to the supermarket.

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Speaker 5: Oh hi, I actually work in a supermarket and I

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Speaker 5: come across these boys all the time, and they can

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Speaker 5: be stood in front of a product and you look

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Speaker 5: at them and you go, well, you want to you

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Speaker 5: want to just call them out, and you say, just

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Speaker 5: take a step back and look out of your peripheral

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Speaker 5: vision maybe two foot either side.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's there.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's there, and we're looking for a.

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Speaker 2: Peripheral I spend most of my time just asking supermarket

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Speaker 3: Yah.

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Speaker 2: I don't end up in that situation.

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Speaker 1: It's always right in front of it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I wasn't here before. It must we

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Speaker 1: get distracted by the yellow tags. Well that's if you're

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Speaker 1: a cheap ass. You had that on top, yeah fair

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. But I am currently serving a band. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are curtly serving a band. We're going to go

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Speaker 1: to a song. I just want to know more about

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Speaker 1: your band in particular. So if it's okay with you,

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Speaker 1: I want to call your partner. Oh wow, and I

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Speaker 1: think you order she won't go in. You're bending the

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Speaker 1: truth a little bit as to how banned you are

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Speaker 1: at the oh, I got too much salami. I want

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Speaker 1: to know just how bad it gets. So right up

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Speaker 1: next to your partner's going to join us. Why were

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Speaker 1: you banned?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: We're talking about banning men at the supermarket boards. We

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Speaker 2: just said a woman called Jemma all the show who

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Speaker 2: said she's banned her husband because he ends up buying

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Speaker 2: lizard food.

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Speaker 1: Amazingly, Lizardman has called the show to defend himself. Obviously, Chris, mate,

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Speaker 1: what's the story?

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Speaker 5: Hello, hello mate.

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Speaker 1: What's the story? You're buying lizard food for your partner?

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Speaker 3: No, well, I'm on the way home and I heard

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Speaker 3: I heard her voice, and I know her voice really well.

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Speaker 4: And then.

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Speaker 1: That's why.

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Speaker 3: And she said that I go out and forget groceries

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Speaker 3: and I'll come back before this lizard food. Yeah, nine

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Speaker 3: times out of ten when I just spend her up,

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Speaker 3: I forget a box of crickets. One box of crickets,

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Speaker 3: she'll come.

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Speaker 2: Back your hair ties, shampoos, conditioners, and would you get

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Speaker 2: that time?

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Speaker 3: Like they don't sell that to the pet shop.

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Speaker 1: I had to defend yourself, Chris, it's a boxing crickets one.

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Speaker 2: Now, look I'm glad he got to defending because I'm

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Speaker 2: looking forward to defending myself.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: I'm currently serving a supermarket band. We're going to call

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Speaker 2: my partner Sam.

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, let's dollar right, I'll take the call first,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to get to defensive.

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Speaker 3: Can we go? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Sam?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Are you going good? I just wanted to ask you

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Speaker 1: a very friendly question. Why is Will banned from going

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Speaker 1: to the supermarket.

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Speaker 3: Because he buys too much?

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Speaker 1: I told you, too much, too much.

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Speaker 3: So much unnecessary things. He spends so much money in

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Speaker 3: the supermarket. He's just outrageous, Like.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? So like he'll go to the

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Speaker 1: supermarket to just go and get like a list of things.

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Speaker 3: Well no, well I recently started giving him a least

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Speaker 3: because he's always is overboard. But even with the list,

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Speaker 3: he still comes home with like three bags full of

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Speaker 3: just unnecessary things.

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a growing feeling amongst Australia that Will

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Speaker 1: is becoming very posh. Is there anything like very posh

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Speaker 1: that he buys or sort of upper clothes?

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Speaker 3: I want to say, like, I don't think he's becoming push.

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Speaker 3: He's always been push.

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Speaker 1: So does he does what's what's the what's the most

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Speaker 1: posh item he comes home with from the supermarket?

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Speaker 3: Oh that is a very good for sure. Probably the

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Speaker 3: nine dollars little clamic package that he got yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Oh well nine dollars alone.

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Speaker 2: You Sam, you bitch. You put me up to that.

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Speaker 2: You told me to get the suppriser. Actually, no, you

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Speaker 2: because I was leaving the house and you were like.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'll get the supermarket for you because

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Speaker 2: you're in the middle of studying, and you were like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about it. Because you said, way to go.

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Speaker 2: And then you gave me a list of like five

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Speaker 2: items and I was like, oh, be fine, I can

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Speaker 2: do that. And then I called you and you were like,

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Speaker 2: make sure you go to mccoppins, which is like the

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Speaker 2: fancy supermarket or no you did. You said you go

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Speaker 2: to the fancy zupermarket. Because you you did. How dare

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Speaker 2: you use an Australian expression that's my language now? You

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Speaker 2: you told me to go to mccoppin's and you said

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Speaker 2: you you did, Oh Peter Monte's mccoppins. I mean, god,

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Speaker 2: half a flock of one, six six dozen of the

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Speaker 2: other seriously. And then I called you, and I said

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Speaker 2: I can't go. I haven't got time. I haven't got

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Speaker 2: time to go because I had to get back for

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Speaker 2: the football. Sam, and I said I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 2: go to Woolworths. And then you were like, don't go.

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Speaker 2: Just don't worry about it then, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: that is very true.

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Speaker 5: That's all right.

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Speaker 1: Sam. Did you want to I will to go to

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Speaker 1: the supermarket on the way home.

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Speaker 5: Sam?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I already did it.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, so I could un. I was like, Hey,

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Speaker 5: more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to