WEBVTT - MINI: Birthday Limo

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yes, we are back in Lockdown number five. Yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>probably like everyone, you're all rushing around before it got

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<v Speaker 2>to midnight, and to like Cinderella at the ball before

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<v Speaker 2>we got to midnight. Everyone's trying to rush to do

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<v Speaker 2>what they couldn't be doing over the next couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>So for me, in my house, it's all about our

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<v Speaker 2>eldest daughter, Ruby turned seventeen on Saturday. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter was act she's seventeen. If she's seventeen, that

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<v Speaker 2>means she's she's seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>You do the math. She's always an adult. Oh don't

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Break my heart. One year away from a

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<v Speaker 1>stop it. Yeah, she keeps telling me that. Yesterday. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>stop saying that. Stop saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, we were going to be going out tonight

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<v Speaker 2>for dinner, and she was going to be having a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday party with her mates tomorronight on the evening because

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<v Speaker 2>she couldn't do it last year because obviously lockdown. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we're like, don't need to worry about that, because

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<v Speaker 2>obviously a couple of weeks ago we were like, lockdowns

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<v Speaker 2>are over. Haha, Sydney, you taste some of it now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, let's get back into it.

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<v Speaker 1>We miss being lockdown. So yesterday Franky.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to move the restaurant book in so we could

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<v Speaker 2>all go out with a boyfriend last night. And I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's a little surprised because she was really upset. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels a bit rushed. It's not me same, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not my birth They said, look, this is best we

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<v Speaker 2>can do. Okay, you still have a good day Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not the birthday you wanted, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>the way the world right now. So Patsy, I hired

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<v Speaker 2>a limousine. Ah, you're this day four hours notice right

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<v Speaker 2>bringing around limousine companies. They're all booked out, five diving companies.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is hiring limos on a Thursday night. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know limo life was so popular. And also normally i'd

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<v Speaker 2>get my wife out on this, but I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be surprised for everybody. So I was about ten to seven,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, the uber's here, the ubs here, and I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the limo was out there, chatting to the driver

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like this. And I've never ever been in

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<v Speaker 2>a limo in my life. So anyway, I said, the

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<v Speaker 2>uber's here, and then they all started to come down

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<v Speaker 2>and trips and DRAMs, my two daughters, my wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter's boyfriend, and I said, this is all wait here,

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<v Speaker 2>wait here, And they were like, what's going on? What's

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<v Speaker 2>outside the door? I think they could sense from me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you just want to win. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby goes, oh, what's out there? Is it some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of stupid gift. It's not a puppy, is it. You've

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<v Speaker 1>already got too many animals? No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>And I opened the door and we all go out there,

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<v Speaker 2>and the girls loved it. Oh my god, if you

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<v Speaker 2>guys ever been a limo, it is so much fun

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<v Speaker 2>you have. Oh. We got in the limo right, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we drove about half hour trip to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant. Were working in the botanical gardens, and my

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<v Speaker 2>wife loved it. The daughters loved it, and the boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>as well. It was great fun in there, right, We're

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<v Speaker 2>playing music and something this. Then my wife goes, why

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<v Speaker 2>don't we wind down the windows and wave to people.

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<v Speaker 1>In my job? Right? And it's the eve of a lockdown.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't want to see me in the back of

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<v Speaker 2>a limo waving at them.

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<v Speaker 1>After drinking cheap champagne.

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<v Speaker 2>Hours after they've had the worst news of the last

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<v Speaker 2>four months. Oh good on old the old English pony

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably think that's how I just get to work

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<v Speaker 1>like a dignitary royal around like at all. Oh I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not winding down at any of the windows. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>that snap in the papers today.

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants to waiver at people in the limousin as

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<v Speaker 2>are angry going home on a Thursday, legging it to

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<v Speaker 2>going y Dan Murphy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a single white club.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend's out there and the Nepean Highway.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a great night book Christian O'Connell Show podcast