WEBVTT - Ep 115: Scallop Pirate 0:00:00.689 --> 0:00:04.880 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:10.219 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.380 --> 0:00:15.520 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.700 --> 0:00:16.580 They're both married. 0:00:16.620 --> 0:00:20.040 So please don't slide into their DMs. Their names are 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:21.320 Ben and Liam. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:24.119 G'day there, podcaster. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.290 Podcaster. So good to hear from you. 0:00:27.300 --> 0:00:27.440 Um.... 0:00:28.980 --> 0:00:31.320 I know you can't respond, but you know what I mean. 0:00:31.380 --> 0:00:32.040 You get what I'm saying. 0:00:32.380 --> 0:00:32.540 Yeah. 0:00:32.940 --> 0:00:36.739 It's just like, good that we're back together. Would have 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:37.650 been a better way of putting it. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:37.940 Yeah. 0:00:38.100 --> 0:00:39.020 Even that wasn't too sleek. 0:00:39.300 --> 0:00:40.239 No. 0:00:40.460 --> 0:00:43.949 But look, if we jump into the episode, we just 0:00:43.970 --> 0:00:45.650 had some fun moments in it. On the back of this, 0:00:45.729 --> 0:00:48.370 I'd be keen to hit the gong and maybe tinkle 0:00:48.409 --> 0:00:51.750 the triangle. There's something I want to talk about that 0:00:51.790 --> 0:00:53.630 I just felt like it's, you know, it was kind 0:00:53.650 --> 0:00:54.750 of the main thing I wanted to talk to you 0:00:54.790 --> 0:00:57.010 about this morning, but didn't feel like a show thing, 0:00:57.050 --> 0:00:59.720 more felt like a, off-air podcast kind of thing. 0:00:59.770 --> 0:00:59.990 Great. 0:01:00.020 --> 0:01:01.860 Well, look, let's not get too sloppy. Let's, uh, jump 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:05.360 into the pod. Um, you can enjoy us talking about, um. 0:01:06.819 --> 0:01:09.140 Clark Kent's horse. Yep. 0:01:09.580 --> 0:01:10.020 Yeah. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.620 Well, the guy who plays Clark Kent in Smallville. Yeah. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:13.720 Tom Smelling, I believe. 0:01:14.500 --> 0:01:15.259 Tom Smelling. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:16.260 Is it Smelling? 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:17.060 Is it? 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.300 No, we would have had more fun with his name. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.360 Yeah, no, I think I would have laughed. 0:01:20.380 --> 0:01:21.600 Snelling. Maybe it's Snelling. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:22.140 Snelling sounds right. 0:01:22.819 --> 0:01:23.080 Yeah. 0:01:23.100 --> 0:01:26.110 Let me just check that. Um, I'll say, I'll say, uh, 0:01:28.459 --> 0:01:31.780 Tom Welling. Welling. So, yeah, his name's not Tom Smelling. 0:01:32.459 --> 0:01:35.220 I believe it is the image for the podcast, right? 0:01:35.580 --> 0:01:36.220 Yeah, I think so. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:36.839 Yeah. 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:40.149 So, yeah, don't zoom into it, otherwise you might see 0:01:40.190 --> 0:01:42.669 something you didn't want to see. Enjoy. 0:01:42.690 --> 0:01:46.430 Now, Liam, I love having kids, but they can be 0:01:46.510 --> 0:01:49.590 hard work. I've got two kids. I've got Jean. She's 0:01:49.610 --> 0:01:52.510 just turned one. My son, Freddie, he's three. Now, Freddie 0:01:52.550 --> 0:01:54.330 comes everywhere with me. Now, that can be a bad 0:01:54.430 --> 0:01:55.210 idea sometimes. 0:01:55.230 --> 0:01:56.310 Yeah. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.860 I took my car to the car wash. You know 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:01.240 the one where you do it yourself? 0:02:01.980 --> 0:02:02.320 Oh, yeah. 0:02:02.500 --> 0:02:02.700 Yeah. 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:03.460 Yeah, that's a fun time. 0:02:03.580 --> 0:02:05.669 Fun time. I thought, bring Freddie. He'll enjoy that. 0:02:05.860 --> 0:02:07.550 You know, the foam brush. You could let him do 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.730 the foam brush. Even as an adult, that blows my 0:02:10.770 --> 0:02:12.290 mind a little bit, that the foam comes out of 0:02:12.310 --> 0:02:12.710 the end of the brush. 0:02:12.730 --> 0:02:14.550 And then there's that one where you, I don't know 0:02:14.590 --> 0:02:16.929 what it is, like step eight. And some people follow 0:02:16.970 --> 0:02:19.350 the steps. Other people, I skip. But some people, I think, 0:02:19.430 --> 0:02:21.650 follow the steps. Like, now I've got to do the pre-wash. 0:02:21.810 --> 0:02:22.130 No, no, no. 0:02:22.150 --> 0:02:23.430 Just go to the jet blaster. 0:02:23.450 --> 0:02:23.889 Yeah. 0:02:24.850 --> 0:02:26.630 Um, there's the one like step eight where it's like 0:02:26.790 --> 0:02:28.890 the colorful foam sprays out the gun as well. 0:02:28.910 --> 0:02:29.410 That's great. 0:02:29.430 --> 0:02:29.930 That's great. 0:02:29.970 --> 0:02:32.280 I mean, surely with the higher pressure hose though, if 0:02:32.380 --> 0:02:34.560 Freddie were to hold that, it would send him to 0:02:34.580 --> 0:02:34.940 the moon. 0:02:35.020 --> 0:02:35.120 Yep. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:35.980 That one's for dad. 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:37.120 Turning on a jet pack. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:37.339 Yep. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.679 Dad does that one. Now look, they can be hard 0:02:39.740 --> 0:02:41.900 work because I thought that'll be fun. I'll bring Freddie 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.720 with me and we can wash the car together. Now, 0:02:43.820 --> 0:02:46.340 anyone who's done those things before knows that the way 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.419 it works is it used to be coins and money, 0:02:49.460 --> 0:02:51.280 but these days it's just you tap your card. And 0:02:51.300 --> 0:02:53.700 so you put in the predetermined time and you tap 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.180 your card and it charges you. So I put in 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:56.780 the maximum amount of time. For this one, it was 0:02:56.780 --> 0:02:58.510 10 minutes. So I did 10 minutes. 0:02:58.730 --> 0:02:58.970 Boop. 0:02:59.190 --> 0:03:02.050 Paid for it. The timer starts ticking. Dad gets to work. 0:03:02.850 --> 0:03:05.160 After no more than 10 seconds has passed, Freddie said 0:03:05.180 --> 0:03:09.930 to me, Dad, I'm thirsty. And I said... Probably on me. 0:03:10.030 --> 0:03:11.650 I should have brought a water bottle. I didn't have one. 0:03:11.710 --> 0:03:13.500 I said, can you just wait 10 minutes, mate? 0:03:13.530 --> 0:03:16.040 Can you stand really far away from this hose, buddy? 0:03:16.060 --> 0:03:18.540 But really far away, okay? Because it comes out very fast, 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:19.720 but you might be able to get a little bit 0:03:19.740 --> 0:03:20.519 of water off the end of this. 0:03:20.540 --> 0:03:24.720 Now, at three, he has no concept of time or money. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.000 He doesn't understand that time is money. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:28.180 We're on the clock here, pal. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:32.279 And daddy's on the clock. So he was thirsty. I said, 0:03:32.300 --> 0:03:34.060 you know what? That's fine. That's on me. I should 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.210 have brought a drink bottle. So I put down the gun. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.860 And I went into the on the run and I 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.880 got him a bottle of water. By the time we 0:03:40.900 --> 0:03:44.760 came out, there's about a minute 30 left. That's fine. Whatever. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.250 We get on with it. I put in another 10 minutes, 0:03:48.310 --> 0:03:52.070 paid for it. No more than 10 seconds passed. Dad, 0:03:52.130 --> 0:03:55.910 I need to do a wee. Now I was tempted 0:03:56.070 --> 0:03:58.040 to just let him do a wee in the drain, 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.660 but there was a lot of people around. I didn't 0:04:00.700 --> 0:04:01.600 think it was appropriate. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:02.280 Yeah. 0:04:02.620 --> 0:04:06.080 So that thing where you pretend you don't see it though. Yeah. 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.160 You're sort of, you know, keeping an eye, making sure 0:04:08.180 --> 0:04:09.780 everything's okay in the mirror. And then when he's finished, 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.460 you go, Fred! 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:12.560 What are you doing, mate? 0:04:12.580 --> 0:04:13.080 What are you doing? 0:04:13.100 --> 0:04:15.310 Dad's here trying to foam up the car. 0:04:15.380 --> 0:04:17.870 Now, at this point, I thought that's a bit silly 0:04:17.910 --> 0:04:20.350 because we just did the whole water thing. You could 0:04:20.370 --> 0:04:21.929 have gone to the toilet then. Then I remind myself 0:04:21.970 --> 0:04:25.070 he's three. He doesn't know any better. That's fine, mate. 0:04:25.430 --> 0:04:27.890 Dad put down the water gun. I went inside to 0:04:27.910 --> 0:04:28.330 the on the run. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.290 A good dad. We did a wee. Look, famously, I... 0:04:33.540 --> 0:04:36.729 I think, I'm not saying you're, how do I go 0:04:36.750 --> 0:04:38.850 about this? I'm not saying you're cheap, but you don't 0:04:38.870 --> 0:04:40.290 want to spend more money than you need to. 0:04:40.450 --> 0:04:40.589 No. 0:04:41.390 --> 0:04:42.940 I don't want to see that money going down the drain. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.140 That's it. That's it. Like, I was surprised you put 0:04:45.140 --> 0:04:47.460 10 minutes. If Freddie wasn't there, you probably would be like, 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.480 I reckon I can get this done in three. I 0:04:48.500 --> 0:04:49.720 reckon I can get this done in three. And you 0:04:49.740 --> 0:04:51.360 would have been really flustered trying to get the whole 0:04:51.380 --> 0:04:52.860 thing done. And that's you. 0:04:53.020 --> 0:04:53.219 Yeah. 0:04:53.460 --> 0:04:56.340 So at this point, after the wee, we came back out. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:05:00.060 There's about a minute left again. And so I paid 0:05:00.100 --> 0:05:02.159 for 20 minutes and I'd done about two minutes of washing. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.700 It's ridiculous. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:03.779 So I was starting to get pretty flustered. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.520 Surely the line's sort of now going, okay, well. 0:05:06.550 --> 0:05:07.110 Come on, mate. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.550 Come on, dude. You know, we've all got to wash 0:05:08.610 --> 0:05:09.229 our cars here. 0:05:09.470 --> 0:05:12.760 So I put in another 10 minutes. I pay for it. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.669 I start washing the car. And then he taps me 0:05:16.710 --> 0:05:19.070 on the shoulder and says, Dad, I need to do 0:05:19.110 --> 0:05:19.469 a poo. 0:05:19.730 --> 0:05:20.270 No, you don't, mate. 0:05:20.430 --> 0:05:20.690 Mate. 0:05:20.970 --> 0:05:21.630 Just do it in your pants. 0:05:21.750 --> 0:05:25.820 Mate, I think now you're having me on. I think 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.700 you're having me on. I think you're taking the... And 0:05:28.740 --> 0:05:30.360 I don't think you need to do that. I think 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.529 now you think it's funny. So I said, mate, I've 0:05:32.550 --> 0:05:34.850 got nine minutes. I'm going to wash the car. And 0:05:34.870 --> 0:05:36.370 then if you need to go to a poo, we 0:05:36.390 --> 0:05:37.550 can go back and poo. 0:05:37.570 --> 0:05:38.810 I'm sure you can hold it for nine minutes. 0:05:39.130 --> 0:05:42.270 And at that point, he said the water gun was 0:05:42.310 --> 0:05:45.040 too loud. He wanted to go into the car. That's fine. 0:05:45.190 --> 0:05:47.359 He sat in the car. I had the fun foam brush. 0:05:47.380 --> 0:05:48.220 I was brushing all over. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:48.800 He was laughing. 0:05:48.820 --> 0:05:50.820 He thought it was a great time. Finally finished washing 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.960 the car. Opened it up. Said, all right, let's go, mate. Immediately, 0:05:53.980 --> 0:05:55.680 I could smell poo. He'd pooed his pants. 0:05:59.470 --> 0:06:04.190 And I suppose in the haze of all the foam 0:06:04.250 --> 0:06:06.210 and the fun, he's just forgotten that he needed to poo. 0:06:06.390 --> 0:06:08.250 Oh, there was a haze. There was a thick haze. 0:06:08.270 --> 0:06:09.169 That can happen. 0:06:09.210 --> 0:06:11.170 That can happen sometimes. You can poo yourself when you're 0:06:11.190 --> 0:06:12.100 having too much fun. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.120 And that was fully on me as the parent. He 0:06:14.420 --> 0:06:16.980 told me he needed to go. I didn't want to 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:17.640 waste the $ 9. 0:06:17.540 --> 0:06:21.710 Yeah, yeah. And then that's the other thing. You can 0:06:21.750 --> 0:06:24.310 run the gauntlet and do an internal wash, but you'll 0:06:24.330 --> 0:06:26.810 have to pay for another 10 minutes. So I'm sure 0:06:26.830 --> 0:06:31.609 spic and spame on the outside of the car, inside, 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:33.200 very stinky. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:37.640 Not so much. Hey, the quiz this week, it's sponsored 0:06:37.860 --> 0:06:43.340 by A2 Milk. This National Nutrition Week, Liam, consider supplementing 0:06:43.420 --> 0:06:46.960 your toddler's daily healthy diet with A2 Gentle Gold Toddler Milk. 0:06:47.330 --> 0:06:51.370 Find out more at a2nutrition. com. au today. 0:06:51.650 --> 0:06:54.360 I'm using that, not the toddler milk, but the A2 milk. 0:06:54.420 --> 0:06:57.580 I actually drink that. Let's do it. Good morning, Nathan 0:06:57.700 --> 0:06:58.940 in Glenelg. How are you doing, mate? 0:06:59.580 --> 0:07:00.099 Good morning. 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:00.960 How's it going? 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.360 Yeah, we're very well, thank you. We've got five questions here. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.219 First time playing the 16 quiz. 0:07:07.020 --> 0:07:07.260 Yeah. 0:07:08.010 --> 0:07:08.330 Nice. 0:07:08.650 --> 0:07:10.450 Am I detecting a bit of an Irish accent there, Nathan? 0:07:11.150 --> 0:07:11.770 Yeah, that's it. 0:07:12.230 --> 0:07:14.950 Oh, nice. Whereabouts are you from? 0:07:15.110 --> 0:07:15.470 Kilkenny. 0:07:16.030 --> 0:07:19.060 Oh, beautiful. All right. Well, first question here. Trump wants 0:07:19.100 --> 0:07:22.820 to rename both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans to Trump Ocean. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.660 Just one big Trump Ocean. What's one ocean surrounding Australia? 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.500 The Indian Ocean. 0:07:28.820 --> 0:07:29.040 Yep. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:33.160 Smallville star Tom Welling. I don't know if you remember 0:07:33.180 --> 0:07:37.310 that show, Smallville. He's accidentally exposed himself in a reflection 0:07:37.350 --> 0:07:40.710 of his hotel room after posing for a selfie. What's 0:07:40.770 --> 0:07:43.590 Superman's weakness, apart from posting nudes on social media? 0:07:45.830 --> 0:07:47.570 Sorry, can you repeat after, please? 0:07:47.690 --> 0:07:50.240 Superman's weakness. Yeah. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:52.450 I'm not sure. 0:07:53.020 --> 0:07:56.000 Oh, you're not sure? It's like he's like a man 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.680 of steel, but there's like one thing that sort of 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.080 doesn't play well with him. 0:08:01.260 --> 0:08:02.800 Sorry, Nath. It sounds like you're having a bit of 0:08:02.820 --> 0:08:04.520 a conversation with somebody in the background there as well, 0:08:04.540 --> 0:08:08.380 but thank you for playing. Renee in Salisbury Park joins us. 0:08:08.740 --> 0:08:10.040 Superman's one weakness. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.820 What is it? Is it kryptonite? It is kryptonite. Hey, 0:08:13.930 --> 0:08:16.590 Soulja Boy wants to run for president as the first 0:08:16.710 --> 0:08:21.150 rapper president. What did Soulja Boy, remember Soulja Boy, cranked out? 0:08:21.450 --> 0:08:22.030 Yeah. 0:08:22.390 --> 0:08:24.800 What did Soulja Boy have written across his sunglasses? I 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:25.740 have no idea. 0:08:25.900 --> 0:08:26.500 I wouldn't get this. 0:08:26.540 --> 0:08:29.060 Don't think about it too hard. Soulja Boy. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:33.040 Yeah, that's it. I remember the glasses with the whiteout. 0:08:33.300 --> 0:08:37.080 Yeah, he had Soulja Boy written whiteout on the glasses. Hey, 0:08:37.140 --> 0:08:40.140 a farmer has grown the world's largest pumpkin, weighing 1,270 kilograms. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:40.780 What's one type of pumpkin? 0:08:43.809 --> 0:08:44.010 Hint. 0:08:44.590 --> 0:08:44.810 Yep. 0:08:45.290 --> 0:08:47.369 I would have said butternut. That's probably the first one 0:08:47.390 --> 0:08:48.850 that would have rolled off the tongue for me. 0:08:48.910 --> 0:08:50.250 I don't mind a Jap pumpkin. 0:08:51.150 --> 0:08:55.820 Careful. Nickelback have announced an Australian tour for next year. 0:08:56.059 --> 0:08:57.740 Can you finish these lyrics? 0:08:58.380 --> 0:09:00.560 I said I love you and I swear I still 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.140 do And it must have been so bad Cos living 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.750 with me must have damn near killed you And this 0:09:06.910 --> 0:09:07.730 is how. 0:09:08.170 --> 0:09:10.990 You remind me of how I really am. 0:09:12.620 --> 0:09:13.420 Who I really am? 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:18.140 I think it's close enough. Yeah, I suppose. I kind 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.740 of wanted to hear a bit of a growl in 0:09:19.780 --> 0:09:20.199 your voice. 0:09:20.220 --> 0:09:22.430 Yeah, I suppose we were expecting you to sing like 0:09:22.910 --> 0:09:25.449 Chad Kroger, but you're Renee from Salisbury Park. 0:09:25.530 --> 0:09:26.230 That's what I. 0:09:26.190 --> 0:09:27.170 Was thinking, yeah. 0:09:27.290 --> 0:09:28.849 And then you kind of stumble a little bit. I'm 0:09:28.890 --> 0:09:30.470 going to play it again. I want you to just. 0:09:30.750 --> 0:09:31.190 Okay. 0:09:31.210 --> 0:09:31.630 This is for $ 150, okay? 0:09:31.650 --> 0:09:31.750 Okay. 0:09:33.110 --> 0:09:33.330 Okay. 0:09:33.650 --> 0:09:36.109 I said I love you and I swear I still do. 0:09:36.490 --> 0:09:39.760 And it must have been so bad. Because living with 0:09:39.780 --> 0:09:42.860 me must have damn near killed you. And this is. 0:09:42.740 --> 0:09:46.580 How you remind me of what I really am. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:50.840 It was marginally better. It was marginally better. 0:09:50.860 --> 0:09:52.040 Like, you want to hear the growl? 0:09:52.070 --> 0:09:53.070 The next line. 0:09:53.110 --> 0:09:54.610 The next line I would have got, yeah. 0:09:54.750 --> 0:09:55.850 All right. 0:09:55.890 --> 0:09:58.510 You know what? I think we've got to play it, Renee. 0:09:58.590 --> 0:09:59.270 It's too early. 0:09:59.350 --> 0:10:01.209 Yeah. we'll give you that $ 150 voucher. 0:10:01.250 --> 0:10:01.670 Oh, nice. 0:10:01.690 --> 0:10:06.630 You guys are legends. Good on you, Renee. Now, look, 0:10:06.690 --> 0:10:09.620 the AFL season, it's over. But, I mean, there was 0:10:09.630 --> 0:10:11.510 a lot of draft news. Zach Butter's gone to the Bulldogs. 0:10:11.550 --> 0:10:15.020 But there's also been some other news in the AFL 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:19.580 about a couple of players from Carlton going to the hospital. 0:10:20.230 --> 0:10:23.970 Supposedly separate players, separate incidents. 0:10:25.190 --> 0:10:27.189 But they were all in hospital at the same time? 0:10:27.490 --> 0:10:30.530 Yeah, slightly different times, but over the same night. 0:10:31.340 --> 0:10:31.980 Okay. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.440 Yeah, the whole thing does seem quite suspicious. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.979 They haven't really revealed too many names or what's happened. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:42.440 But one of the things that they have come out 0:10:42.460 --> 0:10:47.120 and said is that one of the players, not doing 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.990 anything wrong... I believe at about 5am having a shower 0:10:51.190 --> 0:10:54.150 on a, on a Saturday morning, on a Sunday morning, 0:10:54.210 --> 0:10:59.740 Saturday night slash kind of thing, having a shower, um, did, uh, 0:10:59.980 --> 0:11:02.559 fall over in the shower and hit their head on 0:11:02.580 --> 0:11:03.160 the soap dish. 0:11:03.940 --> 0:11:04.300 Right. Yeah. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:08.219 Just one of those classic, um, Sunday mornings when you're 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.260 showering at 5 a.m., when you slip and hit the 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:11.000 soap dish. 0:11:11.110 --> 0:11:11.300 Yeah. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:16.090 When you're an athlete with great balance and... Yeah, you know, 0:11:16.110 --> 0:11:16.220 I get. 0:11:16.250 --> 0:11:17.490 Reflexes that could stop a cat. 0:11:17.530 --> 0:11:20.770 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's... You know, that sounds about right, yeah. 0:11:20.790 --> 0:11:22.429 But that's what they're going with. 0:11:22.470 --> 0:11:25.270 He's just slipped. He's having a shower at 5 a.m. Sunday. 0:11:25.450 --> 0:11:25.610 Yep. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:29.260 Now, look, and who are Liam and I to pass 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:35.520 judgment here? Maybe that actually happened. Maybe this elite athlete post-season... Mm-hmm. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.580 Was actually just waking up early on a Sunday and 0:11:38.660 --> 0:11:40.920 having a shower, and they actually fell over in the shower. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.980 Yeah, and then two other mates were also hospitalized in 0:11:45.100 --> 0:11:48.380 separate incidents from the same team. I don't know. Hey, 0:11:48.740 --> 0:11:50.700 we're not saying anything. It's just you make your own 0:11:50.740 --> 0:11:56.200 mind up. Can we do 13-106-5? That didn't happen, but 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:56.959 it actually did. 0:11:57.100 --> 0:12:01.380 Yeah, so Liam and I were obviously being judgmental here. Maybe, 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:02.880 just maybe. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:03.880 That did actually happen. 0:12:03.900 --> 0:12:04.730 That did actually happen. 0:12:04.750 --> 0:12:08.310 Maybe he just had a really... Quiet Saturday night in 0:12:08.350 --> 0:12:11.709 the AFL off-season and just slipped in the shower on 0:12:11.770 --> 0:12:12.330 a Sunday morning. 0:12:12.970 --> 0:12:16.920 That didn't happen, but it did. Have you got a 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:21.260 story that you tell people, they flat out don't believe it, 0:12:21.580 --> 0:12:22.540 but you swear? 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.680 And it might not even be an injury. It might 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:31.880 be some sort of celebrity encounter or maybe you witness something. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.570 crazy on the roads i don't know it's a little bit. 0:12:34.530 --> 0:12:36.070 Like the story that i tell where liam doesn't believe 0:12:36.090 --> 0:12:38.210 me but it actually happened when i saw nicole kidman 0:12:38.309 --> 0:12:41.610 in botanic gardens having brunch. 0:12:41.429 --> 0:12:43.550 With a guy man get this with a hat on 0:12:43.590 --> 0:12:45.809 that says director yeah who was obviously a director of 0:12:45.870 --> 0:12:48.250 her next film even directors in movies don't wear they 0:12:48.270 --> 0:12:50.189 don't wear hats that say director. 0:12:49.950 --> 0:12:53.270 So if you have got a story and people say 0:12:53.309 --> 0:12:56.480 that didn't happen but it actually did happen we really 0:12:56.510 --> 0:12:57.620 want to hear it this morning. 0:12:57.670 --> 0:12:59.699 Kel joins us now in redwood park how you doing 0:12:59.740 --> 0:13:01.920 kel Good, thanks, guys. 0:13:01.980 --> 0:13:02.940 How are you guys doing? 0:13:02.980 --> 0:13:06.840 Yeah, look, we're well. Now, hey, we've heard you've got 0:13:06.860 --> 0:13:09.240 a story that you've told us before that we didn't believe. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:09.720 Is that right? 0:13:09.740 --> 0:13:13.760 That's correct. So I rang in and told a story 0:13:13.850 --> 0:13:17.550 where my uncle had flipped a boat five times and 0:13:17.610 --> 0:13:19.010 kept driving. 0:13:19.030 --> 0:13:20.250 I remember that story. 0:13:20.270 --> 0:13:22.890 I do remember that. And I got to say, Kel, 0:13:23.090 --> 0:13:24.030 I still don't believe it. 0:13:24.390 --> 0:13:27.070 You said that, was it your uncle, right, was driving 0:13:27.130 --> 0:13:32.480 a boat, flipped it five times, But it rolled forward. 0:13:32.540 --> 0:13:33.760 It rolled forward. 0:13:33.780 --> 0:13:35.800 It rolled forward. That's correct. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:40.240 One, two, three, four, five. Five full rotations. 0:13:40.340 --> 0:13:44.230 And then continued to speed. That's correct. 0:13:45.450 --> 0:13:46.500 Oh, just how? 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.609 Because you know what I mean? If that happened in 0:13:48.670 --> 0:13:51.410 a car, you'd be like, oh my God, that person's dead. 0:13:51.850 --> 0:13:55.250 In a boat, there's no... There's no roll bar, there's 0:13:55.260 --> 0:13:57.329 no cover, and the water is the water. 0:13:58.309 --> 0:14:01.410 Tony Hawk did the 900 on a skateboard and the 0:14:01.530 --> 0:14:06.210 world lost their mind. Your uncle was in a speedboat 0:14:06.730 --> 0:14:08.130 and flipped five times. 0:14:08.250 --> 0:14:09.970 Five full rotations. 0:14:10.110 --> 0:14:13.370 I think it defies the laws of physics. 0:14:14.650 --> 0:14:18.480 No, well, I actually seen some people on the podcast 0:14:18.540 --> 0:14:20.280 that didn't believe it either, but they're 100% correct. 0:14:24.990 --> 0:14:26.750 Well, I mean, I suppose this is what we've asked for. 0:14:26.970 --> 0:14:30.070 We've asked for a call-up. That didn't happen, but it 0:14:30.130 --> 0:14:30.630 actually did. 0:14:30.850 --> 0:14:33.170 Yeah, and look, we don't have to believe you. I 0:14:33.190 --> 0:14:35.870 appreciate you coming on, but I still don't believe that story. 0:14:35.890 --> 0:14:36.770 That is such a crazy story. 0:14:36.970 --> 0:14:41.350 Kel, is your uncle still with us? Yes, he is. 0:14:42.730 --> 0:14:45.210 Is there any chance that we could get it from 0:14:45.230 --> 0:14:46.500 the horse's mouth at some point? 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.960 I would have to ring him and ask him because 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.489 I haven't spoken to him for a while. I did 0:14:53.730 --> 0:14:54.790 try my best. 0:14:54.510 --> 0:14:56.630 To try and contact him. What's his name, Kelly? 0:14:57.590 --> 0:14:58.990 His name. 0:15:00.550 --> 0:15:00.630 Is. 0:15:00.790 --> 0:15:03.910 Sorry, guys. His name is Richard. 0:15:03.950 --> 0:15:06.340 So now I'm not even believing the uncle is real. 0:15:06.630 --> 0:15:07.960 So this is where you got me, Kel. 0:15:07.980 --> 0:15:08.760 This is where you got me. 0:15:09.380 --> 0:15:10.940 It took too long on the name now. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.780 Hey, Uncle Richard, I know we haven't spoke for 20 years. 0:15:14.820 --> 0:15:15.360 Yeah, yeah. 0:15:15.820 --> 0:15:18.490 But do you want to go on Kiss123 and tell 0:15:18.500 --> 0:15:19.410 them that boat story? 0:15:19.490 --> 0:15:22.570 Kel, look, if you can do that in your own time, 0:15:22.610 --> 0:15:24.950 I would genuinely love to speak to your Uncle Richard. 0:15:24.970 --> 0:15:27.410 You know, maybe he could even take us out on 0:15:27.430 --> 0:15:31.200 the boat, show us where it happened. Yeah, it's a 0:15:31.250 --> 0:15:31.960 wild story. 0:15:32.010 --> 0:15:33.020 It is a wild story. 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:34.820 Pete in Seaford, what happened? 0:15:35.060 --> 0:15:37.380 Hey, Ben and Liam, first time caller, long time listener. 0:15:37.420 --> 0:15:38.420 How are we doing? 0:15:38.460 --> 0:15:40.660 Good, Pete. Always good to hear from someone new. 0:15:41.370 --> 0:15:44.670 No, definitely, mate. So, yeah, when I was a bit younger, 0:15:45.220 --> 0:15:48.000 me and the lads were up at, I believe it 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.280 was Monado Safari. We were up there for the day 0:15:51.300 --> 0:15:52.940 just having a look, you know, looking at all the 0:15:52.980 --> 0:15:56.000 attractions and all of that. And we got to one 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:56.720 of the attractions. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:57.360 The elephants. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.020 So, like, we were watching them for a bit. There 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.250 was a couple younger ones, some older ones. And I 0:16:02.270 --> 0:16:04.990 pretty much stood there that long that I didn't realize 0:16:05.050 --> 0:16:07.710 that my mates have already moved on to the next attraction. 0:16:08.330 --> 0:16:09.810 So I was just watching them and all of that. 0:16:09.850 --> 0:16:13.000 And one of the bigger ones, For about a brief moment, 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.820 it stood on its back hind legs, stood there for 0:16:15.860 --> 0:16:18.400 a moment, took one step and then came back down. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.220 And I was gobsmacked, fellas. 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.490 So the elephant, which is, you know, weighs as much 0:16:23.570 --> 0:16:27.010 as a truck, you know, got up and sometimes like 0:16:27.050 --> 0:16:28.930 how dogs with a bit of poodle in them, like 0:16:28.970 --> 0:16:30.150 my dog can, because it's a poodle. 0:16:30.170 --> 0:16:31.150 Reared up on its back legs. 0:16:31.170 --> 0:16:33.470 Reared up and took one step like a human and then. 0:16:34.330 --> 0:16:35.550 Yeah, and then back down. 0:16:35.610 --> 0:16:38.150 Like, yeah, and I went and told my mates, found 0:16:38.170 --> 0:16:41.330 them at another attraction, told them, and they did not 0:16:41.390 --> 0:16:43.510 believe me for a word of it. I told them 0:16:43.570 --> 0:16:46.360 maybe they, you know, might have adopted a circus elephant. 0:16:46.380 --> 0:16:47.260 You never know. 0:16:47.340 --> 0:16:48.200 Maybe, yeah. 0:16:48.260 --> 0:16:49.840 Yeah, they trained or something like that. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.260 But, yeah, still to this day, I just can't believe it. 0:16:53.780 --> 0:16:57.470 Well, look, I've got to say, Pete, I can see it. 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.440 I could see an elephant rearing up and then moving 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.660 its back leg forward and then falling back down. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:04.980 You didn't add too much mayo to it. If you 0:17:05.020 --> 0:17:06.980 said it got up on two legs and walked around 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.600 for like five minutes, I'd be like, well, I just 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.280 don't think that is true. 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.260 Good on you, Pete. Thank you very much. Hey, a 0:17:13.260 --> 0:17:15.480 bit of an update as well. If you just joined us, 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.900 you would have missed us speaking with Kel in Redwood Park. Now, 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:21.920 Kel came on and told us a story about how 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.700 her uncle was in a speedboat and it flipped five 0:17:25.790 --> 0:17:26.370 times fast. 0:17:26.810 --> 0:17:28.810 And it just kept going. And we said, well, that 0:17:28.850 --> 0:17:29.270 didn't happen. 0:17:29.290 --> 0:17:31.689 We said that did not happen. She said it did. 0:17:31.710 --> 0:17:34.830 Liam then said, massive long shot, but is there a 0:17:34.869 --> 0:17:39.379 chance we could speak to your uncle? She said, possibly. 0:17:39.390 --> 0:17:43.240 She hasn't spoken to Richard in a long time. Now, 0:17:43.340 --> 0:17:48.199 I believe during that song, Producer Bell has been trying 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.500 to track down Richard. And we may be speaking to 0:17:51.540 --> 0:17:53.800 him in a moment's time. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:54.240 Wow. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:54.660 Yeah. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:54.760 Yeah. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:55.500 That's huge. 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:57.420 I can't wait to speak to Richard. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.980 Richard joins us now. How are you doing, Richard? 0:18:01.010 --> 0:18:04.629 Good morning. Good morning. Yes, very well. I'm getting old now, 0:18:04.670 --> 0:18:06.310 but I'm very well. Okay, good. 0:18:06.390 --> 0:18:06.750 Okay. 0:18:06.810 --> 0:18:09.850 Well, in your words, can you tell us what happened 0:18:09.869 --> 0:18:10.670 with this speedboat? 0:18:11.130 --> 0:18:13.629 Well, I had a race boat, and this thing used 0:18:13.650 --> 0:18:15.669 to crack along pretty hard. And I was on the 0:18:15.690 --> 0:18:17.750 Murrumbidge River test, and it had a new motor in it. 0:18:17.750 --> 0:18:18.410 Yeah, yeah. 0:18:18.810 --> 0:18:20.450 And I'd come around the bend, and a gust of 0:18:20.470 --> 0:18:22.020 wind hit the front of the boat and just picked 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.209 it straight up in the air. Now, after that... I'm 0:18:25.270 --> 0:18:27.389 not exactly sure. They said it flipped five times. I 0:18:27.430 --> 0:18:30.190 know it went over and over and over. It came 0:18:30.230 --> 0:18:32.850 back down on the hull. The wind sort of grabbed 0:18:32.890 --> 0:18:34.060 it again a bit of a different way and sort 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.600 of basically plonked it back in the water. This happened 0:18:36.660 --> 0:18:39.859 in split seconds. The motor was still at full stick. 0:18:40.420 --> 0:18:45.580 It just powered on and just took off. It did happen. 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:46.520 You know what, Richard? 0:18:47.869 --> 0:18:49.510 A little part of the story that I didn't quite 0:18:49.550 --> 0:18:54.740 realise is it's a racing boat. I was thinking... speed boat, 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.100 like fishing boat on the ocean. But a friend of 0:18:58.140 --> 0:19:00.340 mine races boats in the Murray and I know they 0:19:00.380 --> 0:19:04.080 go like the clappers. So that instantly makes a lot 0:19:04.100 --> 0:19:04.700 more sense. 0:19:04.740 --> 0:19:06.659 And the boat would have been super light, right? So 0:19:06.700 --> 0:19:08.570 the wind could pick it up. That's how light it was. 0:19:08.690 --> 0:19:11.230 Yeah, I was totally light, yes. But this was a 0:19:11.270 --> 0:19:12.850 gust of wind that hit it hard. And when the 0:19:12.869 --> 0:19:15.050 funk popped up, I thought, I'll be right, I'll be 0:19:15.070 --> 0:19:17.609 right next minute. The wind just grabbed over and just 0:19:17.630 --> 0:19:18.510 started turning me. 0:19:19.980 --> 0:19:23.620 I like the way you tell it, because you say 0:19:24.100 --> 0:19:26.060 you were in it, the wind took it, you don't 0:19:26.100 --> 0:19:30.000 know what happened, but people say it flipped five times. 0:19:30.100 --> 0:19:33.740 And so you're just full in the washing machine, in 0:19:33.780 --> 0:19:36.940 the mixer. You're just like, the equilibrium must have been 0:19:37.140 --> 0:19:38.400 all over the shop. 0:19:38.700 --> 0:19:39.220 Exactly. 0:19:39.830 --> 0:19:40.010 Wow. 0:19:40.070 --> 0:19:42.870 It was quite incredible. It went up and up, and 0:19:42.950 --> 0:19:46.430 I started turning, and boom. The wind sort of grabbed 0:19:46.470 --> 0:19:48.139 it again and sort of slowed the whole thing down 0:19:48.180 --> 0:19:50.220 and just plonked it back in the water. The motor 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:52.400 was still at full stick. She just hit and just 0:19:52.460 --> 0:19:53.100 took off again. 0:19:53.340 --> 0:19:56.990 No, I've got to say, I think I owe Kellan 0:19:57.130 --> 0:19:59.530 an apology. Richard, I think you're fair dinkum. I think 0:19:59.570 --> 0:20:02.770 this is legit. I believe it. I do believe it. 0:20:02.810 --> 0:20:03.189 I really do. 0:20:03.990 --> 0:20:06.310 I just turned 72. This was a lot of years 0:20:06.330 --> 0:20:08.470 ago now. I was only a young buck back then. 0:20:08.780 --> 0:20:11.060 Bulletproof and 10 foot tall and bulletproof. Nothing's going to 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:15.780 hurt me. I realise that doesn't happen. Yeah. 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:16.800 Oh, wow. 0:20:16.820 --> 0:20:17.219 There we go. 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:20.100 Thank you so much, Richard. And thank you, Kel. And 0:20:20.140 --> 0:20:25.080 we're sorry for saying you're a big liar. I reckon 0:20:25.140 --> 0:20:26.740 it's a thing. I think it is a thing. 0:20:26.940 --> 0:20:28.629 Can I say on the record, I don't think it 0:20:28.650 --> 0:20:30.350 flipped five times. I think it might have flipped a 0:20:30.430 --> 0:20:31.070 couple of times. 0:20:31.109 --> 0:20:31.430 Some people. 0:20:31.470 --> 0:20:34.810 Some people. Have been known to have said five. That 0:20:34.830 --> 0:20:37.830 was the eyewitness. Then I was at the markets on 0:20:37.869 --> 0:20:42.270 the weekend and there was this guy with a stall. 0:20:42.869 --> 0:20:45.660 It was called the Scolop Pirate. So there was like 0:20:46.100 --> 0:20:49.600 nautical music playing and the stall was sort of had 0:20:49.619 --> 0:20:52.680 like a cardboard cut out of like a pirate ship 0:20:52.859 --> 0:20:56.899 and all the workers were dressed as pirates in there. Yeah. 0:20:57.790 --> 0:21:00.920 They really committed to the theme, and some could argue 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:05.899 they committed a little too much. Because I don't mind scallops, 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:08.760 and these looked good. They were like scallops on a stick, barbecued, 0:21:08.780 --> 0:21:14.250 and yeah, looked awesome. So I walked up, and he said, 0:21:15.530 --> 0:21:20.070 I be the scallop pirate. How many scallops are you wanting? 0:21:21.820 --> 0:21:26.109 And I said, oh, just one, please. And I'm not kidding. 0:21:26.550 --> 0:21:29.430 He went, shiver me timbers and turned to the workers 0:21:29.470 --> 0:21:34.600 and said, this scally wants one scallop stick starboard side. 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:37.180 And there's this like 20 year old girl working there 0:21:37.660 --> 0:21:40.700 looking at me like, kill me. Like he's obviously doing 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:43.380 this bit to everyone who comes. He's talking to them 0:21:43.420 --> 0:21:45.939 like a pirate all day. I don't know if it 0:21:45.980 --> 0:21:49.570 was his daughter or something, but the workers were super quiet. 0:21:50.369 --> 0:21:52.430 They didn't look like they were enjoying it as much. 0:21:53.650 --> 0:21:57.409 And at no point did he break character. He was 0:21:57.510 --> 0:22:01.399 full method the whole time. When they finished barbecuing it, 0:22:02.150 --> 0:22:05.149 he called out my name. And then he said, and 0:22:05.190 --> 0:22:08.930 have you got me booty? And I was like, oh, 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:11.150 like payment? He said, will it be. 0:22:11.109 --> 0:22:15.310 Cash, card, or gold? 0:22:15.650 --> 0:22:16.590 Just card, thanks, mate. 0:22:16.650 --> 0:22:19.230 And it's a lot coming from Liam, who has made 0:22:19.250 --> 0:22:22.320 a living off of doing characters and not breaking them. 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:26.419 Well, yeah, and I couldn't... Seeing how much everyone else 0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:27.680 was hating it, I was like, I'm not going to 0:22:27.700 --> 0:22:31.640 join in. Like, I was going to be giving you 0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:32.619 me pot of gold. 0:22:32.660 --> 0:22:36.460 Like, I don't know. 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:41.420 You guys remember Smallville? It was the show about... Superman 0:22:41.530 --> 0:22:43.859 being like a preteen who's grown up. 0:22:44.390 --> 0:22:46.970 It was Superman before he became Superman. 0:22:46.990 --> 0:22:51.050 Because Smallville is the area that he landed? 0:22:51.070 --> 0:22:51.649 Yep. 0:22:53.050 --> 0:22:54.690 And then he goes on he was raised by like 0:22:54.780 --> 0:22:57.320 farmer parents and he's like but he's basically like this 0:22:57.340 --> 0:23:00.119 series was like he's at high school and he's just 0:23:00.140 --> 0:23:03.320 like really good at football yep and he could you 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:05.740 know wow jeez he's such a good tackler because he's 0:23:05.790 --> 0:23:07.609 made of steel not everyone knows that he's not from 0:23:07.630 --> 0:23:09.090 this planet he's superman. 0:23:08.750 --> 0:23:11.790 Yeah but you know physically he's very capable but can 0:23:11.830 --> 0:23:14.290 he handle his emotions so true as a pre-team. 0:23:15.350 --> 0:23:19.109 Very good looking man piercing blue eyes, you'd remember him. 0:23:19.290 --> 0:23:20.710 Tom Welling was his name. 0:23:20.730 --> 0:23:22.649 I actually knew him because I never watched Smallville. I 0:23:22.650 --> 0:23:24.670 always knew the show growing up, never watched it. I 0:23:24.710 --> 0:23:27.980 always knew him as the oldest child in Cheaper by 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:28.179 the Dozen. 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:30.580 Cheaper by the Dozen. He's the hunky brother in Cheaper 0:23:30.600 --> 0:23:32.300 by the Dozen. I think Hilary Duff is one of 0:23:32.340 --> 0:23:35.680 his sisters and is the one who's obsessed with turtles 0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:38.580 and stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of characters. There's 12 0:23:38.580 --> 0:23:44.760 of them. But yeah, he has accidentally posted a photo 0:23:44.780 --> 0:23:50.910 of of his horse uh on his own instagram so 0:23:51.450 --> 0:23:54.190 and it's it's not like you can see it's an 0:23:54.230 --> 0:23:57.410 honest mistake i think um he's he's taken a photo 0:23:57.730 --> 0:24:00.450 of the new york city skyline which is beautiful it 0:24:00.470 --> 0:24:04.530 says good morning new york uh but tom welling the 0:24:04.690 --> 0:24:08.810 smallville actor he is he's naked In the photo, he's 0:24:08.830 --> 0:24:10.869 taken the photo, he's put it straight to his Instagram story, 0:24:10.890 --> 0:24:13.669 and yes, there is a little bit of reflection on 0:24:13.710 --> 0:24:19.169 the glass, showing his hand holding the phone, and as 0:24:19.230 --> 0:24:23.170 many people have pointed out, his Smallville. Yep. 0:24:23.190 --> 0:24:25.070 The comments are a great place when you jump into 0:24:25.090 --> 0:24:27.870 the comments, because, of course, there is quite a few 0:24:27.910 --> 0:24:30.129 Smallville jokes. I also like the one that said, I 0:24:30.150 --> 0:24:32.890 didn't expect to see an uncut version of Smallville this morning. 0:24:32.910 --> 0:24:38.240 LAUGHTER Yeah. Is he still hanging out with the guy 0:24:38.260 --> 0:24:42.020 who played Lex Luthor? No, sorry, that's something else that 0:24:42.060 --> 0:24:49.770 we're seeing there. But, yeah, he's accidentally posted a nude. 0:24:49.950 --> 0:24:51.590 Turns out he's kryptonite as a reflection. 0:24:51.869 --> 0:24:55.950 Yeah, and it happens. These things happen. If it's happened 0:24:55.990 --> 0:24:57.369 to you, 131065, maybe there's a photo you took, it 0:24:57.410 --> 0:25:04.500 was in your gallery room, Meant for your eyes and 0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:07.260 that special someone's eyes only and you've accidentally put it 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:09.180 somewhere online for all to see. 0:25:09.300 --> 0:25:12.240 You often hear about the stories where people are doing 0:25:12.300 --> 0:25:14.140 slideshows or presentations. 0:25:14.210 --> 0:25:16.450 Yeah, something pops up where it shouldn't. It could have. 0:25:16.369 --> 0:25:18.889 Been perhaps in the wrong group chat. 0:25:18.890 --> 0:25:28.240 131065 is a number. Accidental nudes. Did one accidentally get 0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:30.640 out of there? Did one accidentally get out of there 0:25:31.140 --> 0:25:33.440 for you, Natty, in Parralawi? 0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:34.760 Hi, yeah. 0:25:34.820 --> 0:25:37.760 My friend's husband was scrolling through his phone to show me, 0:25:37.780 --> 0:25:40.090 try and find a car picture. And as he was scrolling, 0:25:40.109 --> 0:25:42.150 there was just nudes after nudes. It just kept going 0:25:42.310 --> 0:25:44.450 on and on. And he just kept scrolling through until 0:25:44.470 --> 0:25:45.610 he found what he wanted. 0:25:45.690 --> 0:25:45.950 Right. 0:25:46.030 --> 0:25:49.619 And so was he, like, embarrassed? Was he like, oh? 0:25:49.630 --> 0:25:51.690 Did he, like, pull the phone away or. 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.100 No, but he just kept going like nothing happened. 0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:55.419 It's weird that he slowed down. 0:25:55.460 --> 0:25:58.890 Yeah, yeah. So that's not accidental. It feels like he's 0:25:58.910 --> 0:26:01.670 sort of just exposing himself down. 0:26:01.730 --> 0:26:03.010 He went back a few times. 0:26:03.050 --> 0:26:06.950 He's like, oh, zoom in on that. Peter, in Manapara, 0:26:06.970 --> 0:26:08.909 you're a platinum member in the Ben and Liam loyalty program. 0:26:08.930 --> 0:26:09.489 What happened to you? 0:26:09.510 --> 0:26:11.300 Yeah, good morning, boys. 0:26:11.390 --> 0:26:13.600 So this was a few years ago when me and 0:26:13.660 --> 0:26:16.860 my mate were, you know, what else do fresh 18-year-olds do? 0:26:16.900 --> 0:26:19.280 But you play Pokemon Go. So we were out wandering 0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:22.159 the streets. and playing Pokemon Go, and I went to 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:25.500 swipe off the app, and the gallery was still open, 0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:27.820 and I saw lots of things from him and his 0:26:27.859 --> 0:26:28.520 new girlfriend. 0:26:30.270 --> 0:26:31.030 Ah. Squirtle. 0:26:31.050 --> 0:26:32.460 So, yeah. Very awkward. 0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:33.340 Little Diglett, was it? 0:26:35.830 --> 0:26:36.790 Pikachu. 0:26:38.850 --> 0:26:42.270 Good on you, Peter. Ali joins us now. Good morning, Ali. 0:26:42.470 --> 0:26:44.389 Accidental nudes. What happened? 0:26:45.090 --> 0:26:45.700 Good morning. 0:26:45.740 --> 0:26:46.050 Yes. 0:26:46.430 --> 0:26:49.050 So a few years ago, I was at my grandma's 0:26:49.090 --> 0:26:51.070 house for the family Christmas and we got like an 0:26:51.170 --> 0:26:53.810 Apple TV. So you know how you can connect your 0:26:53.850 --> 0:26:56.330 phone and you've got all of the photos, they sort 0:26:56.350 --> 0:26:59.609 of come up as like a slideshow. We connected her phone, 0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.540 but she had a whole bunch of news on there. 0:27:02.600 --> 0:27:05.540 And I'm talking like... I'm talking later life nudes, like 0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:07.440 they weren't from back in the day. 0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:09.879 Goodness. Oh, not the Nana nudes. 0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.159 Nana's just got an iPhone 11. 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.449 Oh, thank God it was a grainier camera. That was 0:27:15.490 --> 0:27:17.030 the only saving grace. 0:27:18.670 --> 0:27:21.010 Goodness. Ali, thank you very much. Have a great day. 0:27:21.030 --> 0:27:22.270 Thanks, you too. 0:27:23.570 --> 0:27:26.110 Very responsible of me mitigating the damage. 0:27:26.450 --> 0:27:29.100 Yeah, I don't think he ever fessed up to it, though, 0:27:29.420 --> 0:27:32.220 until it was on air. I don't think he ever... 0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:35.610 You never... That's so funny to me that you never said, 0:27:36.130 --> 0:27:37.869 I've spilled some coffee on the desk. Do you know 0:27:37.890 --> 0:27:39.270 what I mean? That's how simple it would have been. 0:27:39.310 --> 0:27:40.990 Yeah, but that wouldn't have done anything. 0:27:41.390 --> 0:27:43.209 I think they might have been able to fix it quicker. 0:27:43.350 --> 0:27:43.730 I don't know. 0:27:43.750 --> 0:27:45.649 They fixed it pretty quick. And maybe that sounds like 0:27:45.670 --> 0:27:47.629 I'm sucking up to the tech team. Did a pretty 0:27:47.650 --> 0:27:48.650 good job. Like 20 minutes. 0:27:48.710 --> 0:27:50.490 See, this is what I'm holding. This is busted. So 0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:54.359 this whole... This is like... So this is what? Four faders. Yeah. 0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:54.820 And. 0:27:55.780 --> 0:27:58.379 It's this whole circuit board. It's quite intricate, as you 0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:00.100 can see. So, you know, if you spill a black 0:28:00.140 --> 0:28:02.180 coffee into that, there's going to be issues. 0:28:02.330 --> 0:28:05.050 It's crazy because we posted a video of the security 0:28:05.109 --> 0:28:08.010 footage of me spilling the coffee on the faders. You 0:28:08.030 --> 0:28:10.320 can see it if you search Ben and Liam on Instagram. 0:28:10.980 --> 0:28:15.970 And The comments were just a cesspool of people ragging 0:28:16.350 --> 0:28:19.450 on Kiss's desk. People were like, oh, God, is that 0:28:19.470 --> 0:28:20.189 from the 80s? 0:28:20.520 --> 0:28:22.020 Oh, as in other radio people? 0:28:22.060 --> 0:28:25.800 Yeah, get some better tech. Oh, gross. That deserves to 0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:27.100 be ruined. 0:28:27.220 --> 0:28:27.760 Oh, really? 0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:29.179 People were ragging on the desk. 0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:29.920 I haven't seen that. 0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:33.460 And other people at me were like, oh, how irresponsible 0:28:33.500 --> 0:28:36.410 of you. There are signs that say do not bring 0:28:36.430 --> 0:28:36.649 coffee in. 0:28:36.650 --> 0:28:39.300 You've got to think this is our job, right? You 0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:41.900 don't have coffee at your desk or job site or whatever? 0:28:42.060 --> 0:28:44.780 Every radio station I've ever worked at, which is quite 0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:47.260 a few, have had the same signs that say no 0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.520 food or drink in the studio. And everyone laughs at 0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:51.760 it as they walk past. 0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:54.890 Yeah, sure. As they're scoffing their face with a loose 0:28:54.950 --> 0:28:58.150 croissant and all the flakes are sort of falling into 0:28:58.170 --> 0:29:04.820 the board. Well, look, how much did you cost? the boss, 0:29:05.340 --> 0:29:08.320 because the, the reports we were getting early doors is 0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:13.600 this is the $ 35, 000 mistake. Yep. Um, which is, yeah, 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:16.280 that's a problem. Um, look, it doesn't have to be 0:29:16.860 --> 0:29:20.220 tens of thousands, you know, maybe you've just crashed the 0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:23.200 company car or something like that. Early doors, 13, one 0:29:23.290 --> 0:29:25.490 Oh six, five. How much did you cost the boss? 0:29:25.530 --> 0:29:28.250 Maybe you lost your job for it. Maybe they were 0:29:28.290 --> 0:29:30.090 able to look past it. You see, you know, you 0:29:30.110 --> 0:29:33.700 hear people spilling things on warehouses sometimes. And, You know, 0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:36.150 all the stock's gone. 131065 is the number. 0:29:36.250 --> 0:29:36.510 Do you? 0:29:37.950 --> 0:29:40.540 Well, we've done this phone-in before. and I've had calls 0:29:40.580 --> 0:29:43.520 like that, but it's not something that you're hearing day 0:29:43.540 --> 0:29:46.040 to day. I'll give you that. We should get, like, 0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.340 public liability. You should have public liability insurance. 0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:49.940 Well, I actually think no one's come for me yet, 0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:52.900 but I'm pretty sure, like, as an employee, you have, like, 0:29:52.940 --> 0:29:54.540 you're covered. You're covered by that stuff. 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.970 Well, we'll find out. You might get a bill when 0:29:58.010 --> 0:29:58.750 our contract ends. 0:29:59.130 --> 0:30:00.850 Or I just won't get paid this month. 0:30:00.850 --> 0:30:03.930 $ 35, 000 a month, not bad. Not bad. 0:30:05.170 --> 0:30:07.870 Mate, you're on the same wicket as me. 0:30:07.930 --> 0:30:10.330 I'm going to get a better manager. We also have 0:30:10.350 --> 0:30:18.730 the same manager. Lockie joins us now in Marion. How 0:30:18.770 --> 0:30:19.630 much did you cost the boss? 0:30:20.970 --> 0:30:21.590 About $ 10, 000. 0:30:21.470 --> 0:30:21.630 $ 10, 000? 0:30:21.510 --> 0:30:26.010 How did you manage that? So I used to work 0:30:26.090 --> 0:30:27.930 in the deli in one of the big two supermarkets. 0:30:28.370 --> 0:30:31.350 And it was my first time closing. And there's these 0:30:31.390 --> 0:30:33.390 switches that you're meant to turn the lights off in 0:30:33.490 --> 0:30:36.290 the cheese case before you leave. And then there's the 0:30:36.310 --> 0:30:39.970 keys that actually turn the case off. And I thought 0:30:39.990 --> 0:30:41.490 I was doing the right thing turning the lights off. 0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:44.340 And I switched the key and I turned the case 0:30:44.540 --> 0:30:46.220 off and all the cheese went bad. 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:46.820 Oh, no. 0:30:46.860 --> 0:30:49.340 That's a lot. $ 10, 000 worth of cheese. Now, some cheese. 0:30:50.900 --> 0:30:53.400 You know, would flourish in those sort of conditions. It 0:30:53.420 --> 0:30:54.920 sort of goes, ooh, I can grow a bit more 0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.600 mold and this will make me even more expensive. But 0:30:57.660 --> 0:31:00.020 most of the cheese would just get sweaty and go bad. 0:31:00.180 --> 0:31:00.560 Yeah. 0:31:01.020 --> 0:31:01.280 Yeah. 0:31:01.580 --> 0:31:03.600 Oh, actually, Lockie, I don't know if you heard, did 0:31:03.620 --> 0:31:07.080 you hear that I bought a blowtorch? 0:31:07.620 --> 0:31:08.220 Yes, I did. 0:31:08.260 --> 0:31:09.960 Did you hear me talking about that the other day? 0:31:10.100 --> 0:31:11.600 I did, yeah, with the Jarlsberg. 0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.360 Yeah, yeah, that's the one. So, love a Jarlsberg cheese. 0:31:14.740 --> 0:31:19.170 I had my big debut of the blowtorch. On Saturday night, 0:31:19.270 --> 0:31:20.250 I cooked the steak. 0:31:20.310 --> 0:31:21.150 It was all perfect. 0:31:21.170 --> 0:31:24.630 The salmon was just beautiful. And I used the torch, 0:31:25.310 --> 0:31:29.520 and it just made my cheese sweaty. It didn't even, literally, 0:31:29.580 --> 0:31:31.400 I was like, what was the point of that? I 0:31:31.500 --> 0:31:33.520 went out, I got the gas, I got the whole thing, 0:31:33.580 --> 0:31:35.560 and it just made it sweaty. 0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.980 Vic joins us now. Vic, how much did you cost 0:31:39.020 --> 0:31:39.300 the boss? 0:31:40.110 --> 0:31:44.840 Well, it was a $ 2 million project. Yeah, I work 0:31:44.860 --> 0:31:47.520 for the government for the railway and we had won 0:31:47.580 --> 0:31:50.370 a $ 2 million project and I was new, I hadn't 0:31:50.410 --> 0:31:54.550 been there long and I accidentally logged something wrong and 0:31:54.590 --> 0:31:57.250 the whole thing got delayed for like eight months and 0:31:57.820 --> 0:32:00.060 Everyone was freaking out. The premier at the time had 0:32:00.100 --> 0:32:03.370 to come out and put out a statement about it. 0:32:03.690 --> 0:32:05.690 Yeah, I'm lucky I wasn't fired. 0:32:05.710 --> 0:32:07.150 Yeah, right. 0:32:07.190 --> 0:32:09.540 And I suppose a thing like that, the more it's delayed, 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.690 the more... It just costs the state. I suppose it 0:32:12.730 --> 0:32:14.230 costs us all. 0:32:14.250 --> 0:32:14.910 Still up there, Vic? 0:32:14.950 --> 0:32:15.510 Sorry, guys. 0:32:16.390 --> 0:32:17.070 I don't anymore. 0:32:17.090 --> 0:32:17.570 I moved on. 0:32:18.610 --> 0:32:20.390 You moved on before they fired you. 0:32:20.570 --> 0:32:21.810 Yeah, that's right. 0:32:21.850 --> 0:32:24.650 Yeah, you started feeling that torch on the back of 0:32:24.670 --> 0:32:26.670 your neck. You were getting sweaty like the Jarlsberg on 0:32:26.710 --> 0:32:28.320 my steak sandwich on the weekend. 0:32:28.340 --> 0:32:34.800 Good on you, Vic. And we are back on the 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:36.680 back end, about to get sloppy. 0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:39.060 We're going to get sloppy. Could you please hit the gong? 0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:39.680 Absolutely. 0:32:40.350 --> 0:32:49.370 I think... Ah, see, they're basically deserting their posts. Hit them. 0:32:50.890 --> 0:32:51.450 All. 0:32:55.430 --> 0:32:57.050 Hit them all until they come in. 0:33:01.430 --> 0:33:02.370 Steph, Belle. 0:33:02.450 --> 0:33:03.210 Here they come. 0:33:05.030 --> 0:33:06.969 Hi, hi guys. The minions are here. 0:33:07.370 --> 0:33:09.650 When we hit the freaking thing, you guys come in 0:33:09.710 --> 0:33:10.150 real quick. 0:33:10.170 --> 0:33:12.130 Sorry, Birjo was distracting us. 0:33:12.310 --> 0:33:14.190 Well, who could I talk to? 0:33:14.270 --> 0:33:15.850 How you doing, Steph? Oh, will we just? 0:33:15.910 --> 0:33:17.690 Yeah, how you doing? I'm excellent. 0:33:17.950 --> 0:33:20.220 Oh, wonderful. Well, I've got some good news, guys. 0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:21.460 Yeah? 0:33:21.780 --> 0:33:26.100 A new glub, glup, sorry, shitto dropped. Glup shitto. 0:33:27.460 --> 0:33:30.480 Can we, I want to talk about that. Before I forget, 0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:33.130 can we change the People's Republic of Benelam? This is 0:33:33.170 --> 0:33:35.950 more business. Can we change that back to the pod squad? 0:33:36.130 --> 0:33:37.520 Sure thing. 0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:38.880 It's been fun for a while, but I just think 0:33:38.900 --> 0:33:49.240 put it back to normal. There's only Steph's. Yeah, it 0:33:49.260 --> 0:33:50.810 was fun while it lasted, but I think we get 0:33:50.870 --> 0:33:54.520 back to the pod squad. So.... 0:33:55.590 --> 0:33:59.250 I didn't save the cover photo, but it should be 0:33:59.650 --> 0:34:02.510 in the group. Is there a history of the cover photos? 0:34:02.530 --> 0:34:07.590 And by work it out, Leah means you work it out. 0:34:07.610 --> 0:34:08.830 We'll work it out. 0:34:09.010 --> 0:34:11.350 I was going to talk about the new glup shitto. 0:34:11.489 --> 0:34:13.569 What is that? I don't care about your shit globule. 0:34:14.030 --> 0:34:14.520 All right. 0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:19.640 I don't think it's a shit globule. You would, Belle. So, yes. 0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.380 So this is actually a new phenomenon. I wasn't actually 0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:28.200 familiar with the term of glup shitto. But basically, it's 0:34:28.219 --> 0:34:30.839 one of those fringe characters in Star Wars that people 0:34:30.860 --> 0:34:37.440 are obsessed with, like Max Rebo, the blue elephant keyboard player. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:42.300 Or Jack Porkins, the doomed X-Wing pilot. Salicious B. Crumb, 0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.440 of course, Belle's favourite Star Wars character, who she was 0:34:45.500 --> 0:34:48.239 going to dress up as for our podcast party. The 0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:55.130 cackling monkey lizard. Yeah. Ben Cuadineros, the guy whose podracer 0:34:55.170 --> 0:34:57.009 blows up before the race even starts. He's got like 0:34:57.050 --> 0:35:01.070 a big moon sort of head. Babu Frick, the tiny 0:35:01.130 --> 0:35:04.350 droidsmith from The Rise of Skywalker. People loved Babu Frick. 0:35:04.510 --> 0:35:06.750 I did. I would say he was almost a character 0:35:06.810 --> 0:35:08.069 rather than like a small character. 0:35:08.090 --> 0:35:11.910 Yeah, but basically it's like the thought is that Star 0:35:11.930 --> 0:35:14.980 Wars is great. great at bringing out new Glup Shittos, 0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:16.910 which is just these random little characters that people get 0:35:16.930 --> 0:35:19.489 obsessed with. And then the main characters these days, they 0:35:19.510 --> 0:35:22.250 don't really care. They're like, boo, the writing sucks, like 0:35:22.290 --> 0:35:25.770 yada yada. But yeah, there's a new Glup Shitto that dropped. 0:35:26.030 --> 0:35:28.529 There's a new game, which I didn't even know was 0:35:28.570 --> 0:35:31.109 coming out. It's called Galactic Racer. It's like a pod 0:35:31.150 --> 0:35:33.090 racer game, which is kind of cool. 0:35:33.110 --> 0:35:34.759 Did we need to be gonged in for this? 0:35:35.460 --> 0:35:37.140 Did Liam specifically say he wanted to gong you in 0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:37.440 for this? 0:35:37.580 --> 0:35:39.020 Yeah, well, I thought you'd be interested. 0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:40.899 I feel like we could still be editing the video. 0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:41.680 Do you like Star Wars? 0:35:41.700 --> 0:35:41.819 Yeah. 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:44.740 You be honest. 0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:48.150 I haven't actually really seen it, to be honest. 0:35:48.190 --> 0:35:49.210 And I know that's such a crime. 0:35:49.250 --> 0:35:49.400 And I. 0:35:50.300 --> 0:35:53.540 I'm sorry. Steph, I haven't seen them either. Not one 0:35:53.580 --> 0:35:54.050 minute of it. 0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:55.540 It's so long. 0:35:55.900 --> 0:35:58.469 And I was going to say, I don't really understand 0:35:58.489 --> 0:36:00.560 what you're talking about right now. 0:36:00.570 --> 0:36:04.109 We should sit down as a team and watch from 0:36:04.170 --> 0:36:06.450 episode one all the way through to episode nine. No, 0:36:06.510 --> 0:36:07.890 we can do one. In like a marathon. 0:36:07.969 --> 0:36:09.609 I would do one. I think it would be. 0:36:09.630 --> 0:36:11.150 Yeah, we could do one. 0:36:11.170 --> 0:36:11.290 Yeah. 0:36:11.330 --> 0:36:12.830 No, because you need the whole story. 0:36:12.850 --> 0:36:14.850 You know, this is one of those ideas. You say 0:36:14.910 --> 0:36:17.390 this and then suddenly it comes to the week off 0:36:17.469 --> 0:36:19.570 and Ben goes... Oh, I've got a family. 0:36:19.590 --> 0:36:20.370 I do have a young family. 0:36:20.390 --> 0:36:22.049 I don't think I can watch all of them back 0:36:22.090 --> 0:36:22.510 to back. 0:36:22.550 --> 0:36:24.140 You're the one that just doesn't watch movies. You're the 0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:25.340 one that we had to watch one movie and you 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:26.240 couldn't find the time. 0:36:26.580 --> 0:36:28.620 What was it? Insomnia. 0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:30.839 Insomnia, yeah. You had like six weeks to watch it. 0:36:30.860 --> 0:36:31.299 I watched it. 0:36:31.660 --> 0:36:35.380 I watched it. So there's a new character, guys. He 0:36:35.739 --> 0:36:39.629 is a, basically it's an alligator wearing a pod racing uniform. 0:36:39.670 --> 0:36:42.979 What the hell? and his name is Biddy Blass. So 0:36:43.180 --> 0:36:45.660 you walk up to the character in the game, he 0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.830 starts talking to you. This is the latest Glup Shitto. 0:36:49.170 --> 0:36:56.770 Biddy Blass! Scrape doom! Ding dong, bookie! 0:36:56.850 --> 0:36:59.790 Ding dong! 0:36:59.830 --> 0:37:02.810 Shee-kong-woong-ka-wa-ma-twee-bee-net, bookie! 0:37:02.850 --> 0:37:10.149 Kong-woong-ka-wa-mo-ka-mi-ki-yo-no! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh-ta-ya-ba-da-na! 0:37:11.469 --> 0:37:12.280 So the game's out. 0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:12.900 Yes. 0:37:13.540 --> 0:37:15.560 No, that just sounds like they've pulled in an intern. 0:37:15.580 --> 0:37:21.820 So Biddy Blaze, he's speaking Huttese. So right down means Scribdoon. 0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:30.070 Scribdoon is the new vocal stim. Ding dong, Pookie. Ding dong. 0:37:30.090 --> 0:37:32.310 Galactic Race's breakout character. 0:37:32.410 --> 0:37:36.630 Yeah, Biddy Blaze. People are frothing this guy. People are 0:37:36.710 --> 0:37:38.270 frothing this dude. Over the weekend.... 0:37:40.030 --> 0:37:43.420 Script Dune! 0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:45.350 Script Dune. You guys would like it. 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:45.940 See, it's worth it. 0:37:46.930 --> 0:37:47.430 See? 0:37:47.610 --> 0:37:48.190 I did laugh. 0:37:48.250 --> 0:37:48.689 I did laugh. 0:37:48.750 --> 0:37:49.930 It's just a funny voice. 0:37:50.190 --> 0:37:53.350 It's like any teenage boy and you say, do a 0:37:53.410 --> 0:37:56.450 funny voice. That's the voice they do. That's the voice 0:37:56.489 --> 0:37:59.200 they do. But it goes for so long as well. 0:37:59.340 --> 0:38:01.060 It just never ends. 0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.339 Oh, God. It's so good. Bitty Blaze. So maybe next 0:38:04.380 --> 0:38:08.100 time we have a Star Wars dress-up party, if you're 0:38:08.140 --> 0:38:12.859 the salacious big crumb costume, if it's too hard to make, 0:38:12.900 --> 0:38:13.719 maybe you could do Bitty Blaze. 0:38:14.070 --> 0:38:14.669 Can I see a picture? 0:38:14.690 --> 0:38:15.750 Do you have one now? 0:38:15.770 --> 0:38:18.180 We should play the game. 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.939 Yeah, it actually looks like... I haven't played a game 0:38:21.980 --> 0:38:23.709 in so long, but I'm like, that would be fun, 0:38:23.730 --> 0:38:25.230 like pod racing. You know what I mean? 0:38:25.430 --> 0:38:25.669 Yeah. 0:38:25.989 --> 0:38:27.260 Everyone will be playing GTA. 0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:28.660 And what are Ben and Liam doing? 0:38:29.100 --> 0:38:30.620 Ah, they're playing whatever. 0:38:30.380 --> 0:38:31.400 The hell that is. It's like a little crocodile just 0:38:31.420 --> 0:38:32.460 with goggles on, basically. 0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.279 Yeah, you can't really tell it's a croc until you, like, 0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:35.230 really got to zoom in. 0:38:35.260 --> 0:38:37.660 Why is it brown? That looks terrible. Yeah. That looks 0:38:37.820 --> 0:38:39.410 so bad. He's a little chunky. 0:38:39.750 --> 0:38:40.830 Baby Blaze! 0:38:41.510 --> 0:38:42.990 Scream no! 0:38:43.250 --> 0:38:43.620 This next bit. 0:38:43.630 --> 0:38:43.810 Scream! 0:38:44.930 --> 0:38:46.930 So it came out last week. 0:38:47.810 --> 0:38:49.570 It's super new. 0:38:49.650 --> 0:38:53.440 He sounds like the Flintstones and he goes yabba-dabba-doo. 0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:54.120 Yeah. 0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:55.680 Yeah, yeah. I see that. 0:38:55.700 --> 0:38:56.960 I see that. 0:38:57.140 --> 0:38:59.170 It also sounds a lot like.... 0:39:15.370 --> 0:39:15.770 Salicious B. 0:39:15.790 --> 0:39:16.009 Crumb. 0:39:16.790 --> 0:39:19.399 Yeah, yeah. A little bit Salicious B. Crumb. But that's 0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:20.980 because it's just now the Glop Shito. 0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.520 That's the thing, they've just reeled out some kid. 0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.730 But I think they, I think that Glop Shito is 0:39:26.750 --> 0:39:28.670 like the meme name because it's like, they always have 0:39:28.710 --> 0:39:30.870 some random like Babu Frickers something and you're like oh 0:39:30.890 --> 0:39:33.839 i love that guy little fairy dude yeah i get it. 0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:36.299 Yeah right hey speaking of video games what do you 0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:39.219 guys want to do for gta felt good do. 0:39:39.140 --> 0:39:42.480 Something yeah i just love to play. 0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.420 It yeah but then. 0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:46.480 You original idea the original idea was we wanted to 0:39:46.900 --> 0:39:49.600 On release night, so midnight it comes out, we wanted 0:39:49.620 --> 0:39:52.460 to live stream playing it. And the attempt was going 0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:54.180 to be, can we be the first people to finish it? 0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.359 Not 100% it, but can we be the first people 0:39:56.380 --> 0:39:57.300 to finish the story? 0:39:57.880 --> 0:39:59.220 How long does that take normally? 0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:00.580 Well, no one knows because the game's not out yet. 0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:01.259 But I would say. 0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:02.950 Well, how long do the old ones take? Depends. 0:40:02.969 --> 0:40:04.819 This one's the biggest of all. So I don't know. 0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:05.410 I think 20 hours. 0:40:06.450 --> 0:40:06.819 More. 0:40:06.860 --> 0:40:07.240 Yeah. 0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:10.890 If you were just grinding, if you were grinding mission 0:40:10.950 --> 0:40:13.009 after mission, maybe 24 hours. 0:40:13.030 --> 0:40:13.370 I don't know. 0:40:14.790 --> 0:40:15.130 Really? 0:40:15.230 --> 0:40:15.890 No one knows. 0:40:16.110 --> 0:40:18.430 That feels quick. Yeah, but I suppose there's so much 0:40:18.570 --> 0:40:20.530 other stuff you can do. But if you're just following 0:40:20.610 --> 0:40:22.070 the main storyline. 0:40:22.190 --> 0:40:24.350 And sometimes with those games, though, you might also get, like, 0:40:24.390 --> 0:40:26.069 the main storyline might stop until you do a bunch 0:40:26.090 --> 0:40:28.720 of other stuff. It's like the main story might, you've 0:40:28.739 --> 0:40:30.540 got to progress through the game for the main story 0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:31.000 to progress. 0:40:31.060 --> 0:40:33.680 I didn't know there was actually, like, a journey on those. 0:40:33.739 --> 0:40:35.239 I thought it was just like, here's a city, eff 0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:35.470 it up. 0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.660 They've got good stories. But it could be like, it 0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:38.980 could take 48 hours. 0:40:39.900 --> 0:40:40.180 Yeah. 0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:41.440 It'd be fun. It'd be a fun idea to try 0:40:41.460 --> 0:40:41.779 and do it. 0:40:41.780 --> 0:40:42.960 Yeah, but you don't want to do that now, is 0:40:42.980 --> 0:40:43.379 what you're saying. 0:40:45.300 --> 0:40:46.880 Well, the radio, it comes out on a Thursday. 0:40:46.900 --> 0:40:48.719 Do we get Beck and Liam back for the week? 0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:50.440 I'm not against it. 0:40:50.700 --> 0:40:52.580 We could do that. If we did it on a 0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:55.180 Thursday night, so Friday morning, midnight, it comes out. 0:40:55.300 --> 0:40:55.560 Yeah. 0:40:57.550 --> 0:40:59.330 We could, in theory, be finished by Saturday. 0:40:59.969 --> 0:41:00.290 Yeah. 0:41:00.310 --> 0:41:01.370 Played it all day Friday. 0:41:01.410 --> 0:41:04.270 We could have Beck and Liam come in, and they 0:41:04.290 --> 0:41:06.129 could do Friday, and we could just cross to you. 0:41:06.270 --> 0:41:07.850 Or Birjo, or like someone, like we could have Beck 0:41:07.870 --> 0:41:10.120 and Birjo do Brekkie, and they could cross to you. 0:41:10.130 --> 0:41:11.660 If we actually live stream the whole thing, and the 0:41:11.700 --> 0:41:14.660 bosses clear it, And we get the tech to actually 0:41:14.700 --> 0:41:16.280 have it. So the live stream is up running. 0:41:16.340 --> 0:41:16.600 Yeah. 0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:18.320 And we get someone to cover Friday's show. 0:41:18.340 --> 0:41:18.680 Yeah. 0:41:19.890 --> 0:41:20.509 A mile before it. 0:41:20.850 --> 0:41:21.110 Yeah. 0:41:21.410 --> 0:41:23.130 But are you going to like bail the week of 0:41:23.190 --> 0:41:24.669 and say, I've got a family and then you can't. 0:41:24.690 --> 0:41:26.989 Have I ever bailed on any bit of organized content? 0:41:27.130 --> 0:41:30.830 I feel it. Not, not organized, but like when you 0:41:30.870 --> 0:41:32.569 guys throw out an idea and then a week we 0:41:32.590 --> 0:41:34.469 come back and I go, so I've organized this. And 0:41:34.510 --> 0:41:35.410 you go. 0:41:35.450 --> 0:41:38.069 I mean, I fizzle like the, you know, the hovercraft. 0:41:38.130 --> 0:41:38.430 It's like. 0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.450 Well, we've got to have a chat about the hovercraft today. 0:41:41.489 --> 0:41:42.850 Is it ever going to happen? 0:41:42.910 --> 0:41:45.210 No, no, no, it is. But now it's an awkward 0:41:45.250 --> 0:41:47.730 time of when are we going to do it? Do 0:41:47.750 --> 0:41:49.230 you want to do it ASAP, Rocky, or do you 0:41:49.250 --> 0:41:50.190 want to do it when we've got a bit of 0:41:50.210 --> 0:41:50.330 a lull? 0:41:50.350 --> 0:41:51.009 We did it two months ago. 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:54.450 I know you did, mate. You can give your money 0:41:54.469 --> 0:41:55.260 to them if you want. 0:41:55.300 --> 0:41:57.569 No, I'm so glad that I get to be here 0:41:57.590 --> 0:41:59.950 for the hovercraft because I was listening and I was like, damn, 0:42:00.010 --> 0:42:01.610 that would be so good. Like I've never seen one 0:42:01.630 --> 0:42:03.190 in the flesh. Do I get to go on it? 0:42:03.590 --> 0:42:05.410 And then Stephen was like, nah, like you're going to 0:42:05.430 --> 0:42:06.509 miss out on the hovercraft. 0:42:06.610 --> 0:42:09.000 But now. Nah, still going, Steph. I get a bit 0:42:09.020 --> 0:42:11.000 of the craft. But now it's got a new skirt. 0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:15.719 Lots of time. Apparently it's running real nice. So we 0:42:15.739 --> 0:42:19.590 just need to talk about that. When you want to 0:42:19.630 --> 0:42:22.450 do that and how, and how one will get said 0:42:22.510 --> 0:42:24.390 hovercraft to here. 0:42:24.830 --> 0:42:27.290 Have you, not to jump around too much, but Liam, calendar-wise, 0:42:27.370 --> 0:42:30.870 could you do 20th, like the Friday, so it comes 0:42:30.969 --> 0:42:34.489 out 19th midnight. Scribdoo. 0:42:35.250 --> 0:42:39.169 Scribdoo. Yeah, I think I potentially could. Scribdoo. 0:42:39.350 --> 0:42:40.550 So we'd start midnight. 0:42:41.790 --> 0:42:42.890 On the Thursday night. 0:42:42.910 --> 0:42:43.630 On the Thursday night, yeah. 0:42:43.670 --> 0:42:44.290 As in into Friday. 0:42:44.310 --> 0:42:45.130 So Friday morning, 12am. 0:42:45.130 --> 0:42:47.290 So there's only one show that it would affect, really. 0:42:47.750 --> 0:42:50.840 And in theory, you would be done by Saturday. 0:42:50.860 --> 0:42:52.320 If it was a marathon. 0:42:52.340 --> 0:42:53.700 Yeah, but then that's fine. Because if you go over 0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:54.800 to Sunday, you go over to Sunday. 0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:55.400 That's fine. 0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:56.340 Yeah. 0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:57.100 That's actually fine. 0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:58.580 It's got to buffer for sure. It wouldn't take more 0:42:58.600 --> 0:42:58.920 than three days. 0:42:58.969 --> 0:42:59.820 And we just don't sleep. 0:43:00.290 --> 0:43:01.910 Don't sleep. The whole thing is you don't stop until we. 0:43:01.850 --> 0:43:02.350 Finish the story. 0:43:02.370 --> 0:43:04.290 But can you alternate? Can it just be one player? Yeah. 0:43:04.650 --> 0:43:05.489 I think you'd have to be able to play it 0:43:05.510 --> 0:43:05.850 because you can't. 0:43:05.870 --> 0:43:07.089 Like, can't you just swap and you have a nap 0:43:07.130 --> 0:43:07.790 and stuff while the. 0:43:07.750 --> 0:43:08.890 Other person takes over? Yeah, no, so it'd be like, 0:43:08.930 --> 0:43:09.969 as long as one of us is playing it. 0:43:10.230 --> 0:43:10.870 Yeah, yeah, true. 0:43:10.950 --> 0:43:11.950 It doesn't need to be both of you at the 0:43:11.969 --> 0:43:12.150 same time. 0:43:12.170 --> 0:43:13.450 The other one can be sleeping, wake up, what are 0:43:13.469 --> 0:43:14.210 you up to? Okay, yeah. 0:43:14.270 --> 0:43:15.170 Yeah, take over. 0:43:15.290 --> 0:43:17.700 The mission is just to finish it first. 0:43:17.739 --> 0:43:18.180 Yeah, yeah. 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:19.399 And, you know, we might not do that because people 0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:21.020 are really good at video games, but the mission is 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:21.660 to try and complete it. 0:43:21.660 --> 0:43:23.819 Yeah, but if you come 10th in the world, that's funny. Yeah. 0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.880 People would mean there'd be no way to actually measure it. 0:43:27.060 --> 0:43:29.060 There isn't a thing. There's no scoreboard or leaderboard. 0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:30.920 Not for finishing the story. 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:32.799 It might just be like, Speed already finished it. 0:43:33.060 --> 0:43:36.200 That will do it, though. You'd be competing with the 0:43:36.219 --> 0:43:38.379 biggest man in gaming. But it's more about our audience 0:43:38.420 --> 0:43:40.920 watching us play it. And they would like it. 0:43:41.020 --> 0:43:46.140 It's more about me. Yeah, well, that's fun. That's fun. 0:43:46.180 --> 0:43:47.030 Yeah, I'm keen. 0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:49.390 Remember when we used to live stream games after the show? 0:43:49.890 --> 0:43:51.450 Good times. Yeah. That was fun. 0:43:51.469 --> 0:43:52.009 I miss that. 0:43:52.030 --> 0:43:53.590 We'd be doing that again. We'd be tapping it. The 0:43:53.610 --> 0:43:57.270 problem is, at Nova Melbourne, we had the infrastructure to 0:43:57.350 --> 0:44:01.650 do it really nicely. Here, it would be, and it's possible, 0:44:01.670 --> 0:44:02.670 doesn't mean we can't do it, but it would be 0:44:02.790 --> 0:44:09.050 actually just proper live stream where I've got a PS5 camera. 0:44:09.530 --> 0:44:11.319 So I'd probably just have that on the TV and 0:44:11.340 --> 0:44:13.919 you'd be doing it like to the internet. 0:44:13.940 --> 0:44:15.640 No, but with your PS5, doesn't it just stream whatever's 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:16.120 on the screen? 0:44:16.739 --> 0:44:17.819 Yeah, but you want to be on the screen. 0:44:18.820 --> 0:44:19.580 You can't split screen? 0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:20.880 Yes, you can. 0:44:20.900 --> 0:44:22.320 That's what I'm saying. It'll be like picture in picture. 0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.100 So it'll be like a video game and then it'll 0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.900 be us on an average camera and we'll just be 0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:27.780 playing it like that. 0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:28.500 Will we do it on Twitch? 0:44:28.950 --> 0:44:29.469 Yeah. 0:44:29.510 --> 0:44:31.130 And you can go from the console, you can go 0:44:31.170 --> 0:44:31.730 straight to Twitch. 0:44:31.870 --> 0:44:33.770 Hey, I know how to do Twitch now, so I 0:44:33.810 --> 0:44:36.720 got you. I can, yeah, we can do that. 0:44:36.860 --> 0:44:38.700 What I'm saying is it won't be as clean as 0:44:38.739 --> 0:44:41.540 the previous streams where it had like fun graphics flashing 0:44:41.580 --> 0:44:43.379 on the screen. There was like counters and it was like, 0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:44.400 it was quite dynamic. 0:44:44.780 --> 0:44:45.259 Did you see that? 0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:48.160 This would just be us. I, wait. 0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:50.200 Which one? This is when we were doing late drive. 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:52.239 On Thursday nights, I think. Tuesday nights. 0:44:52.260 --> 0:44:52.549 Yeah, it was. 0:44:52.930 --> 0:44:56.450 Yeah, we sometimes stayed back and live streamed some games. Yeah, vaguely. 0:44:56.570 --> 0:44:56.830 I did. 0:44:56.890 --> 0:44:59.730 I think I probably tuned in for maybe like five minutes, 0:45:00.130 --> 0:45:02.090 maybe less than. 0:45:02.300 --> 0:45:04.820 No, it's just like for me. 0:45:04.910 --> 0:45:05.879 How can you sit and watch? 0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:07.719 As a gamer? A non-gamer? 0:45:08.280 --> 0:45:09.839 I'm just like not a big gamer, but I want 0:45:09.860 --> 0:45:11.660 to be. And actually I did say to my partner, 0:45:11.700 --> 0:45:14.460 I was like, right, when GTA comes out, I want 0:45:14.500 --> 0:45:15.300 to do submissions. 0:45:15.340 --> 0:45:16.259 He said, you get one. 0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:19.879 And I said, but it might be like a nice 0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:21.540 bonding activity because he's taking the week off. 0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:24.009 And I was like, well. how else will I hang 0:45:24.070 --> 0:45:28.549 out with you? And he's like, one, just one. So 0:45:28.570 --> 0:45:30.760 I don't know, maybe I'll change my tune. Well, Steph, 0:45:30.860 --> 0:45:33.100 it might be three days after it comes out, you'll 0:45:33.120 --> 0:45:35.500 join him. Maybe so. 0:45:36.340 --> 0:45:37.680 I would suggest that if you're going to play it 0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:39.960 with him, that rather than doing the missions, just go 0:45:39.980 --> 0:45:41.380 for a joyride. Jump in the car and go for 0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:41.760 a joyride. 0:45:41.780 --> 0:45:44.400 Have you heard all this stuff about Lucia? Yeah. 0:45:45.460 --> 0:45:47.799 Yeah, having the jiggle physics. 0:45:47.860 --> 0:45:48.620 Or the girl. 0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:51.700 Yeah, and just all the girlfriends being like, not letting 0:45:51.719 --> 0:45:54.820 my man play GTA because the first mission is cracking Lucia. 0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:57.120 Cracking Lucia. 0:45:57.140 --> 0:45:58.959 That was the first. When they first released the trailer, 0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:02.510 everyone was freaking out about the jiggle physics. Because they'd 0:46:02.730 --> 0:46:05.030 really worked out how to make that ass. 0:46:05.070 --> 0:46:08.810 That was someone's job. The boobs and ass. But also, 0:46:08.830 --> 0:46:10.230 she's like a real actor I didn't know. 0:46:10.250 --> 0:46:14.310 Yeah, they get real people to motion capture. 0:46:14.410 --> 0:46:16.799 Fun fact. Do you know the band Amel and the Sniffers? 0:46:16.820 --> 0:46:16.910 I do. 0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:19.379 Do you know the last Grand Theft Auto? 0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:19.959 I do. 0:46:20.060 --> 0:46:20.540 Number five. 0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:21.440 Yeah. 0:46:21.620 --> 0:46:24.060 Do you know... What's his name? The crazy guy? The 0:46:24.100 --> 0:46:25.320 trailer park trash guy? 0:46:25.820 --> 0:46:26.299 I wasn't listening. 0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:27.739 Does he have the singlet on? 0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:30.930 Yeah, yeah. What's his name? It's not Franklin. It's the 0:46:30.950 --> 0:46:31.800 character in the last. 0:46:31.820 --> 0:46:32.070 Trevor. 0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:35.400 Trevor, Trevor, yeah. So Trevor, in real life, is in 0:46:35.540 --> 0:46:37.299 an Amazon Sniffers film clip. 0:46:37.500 --> 0:46:37.920 Really? 0:46:37.960 --> 0:46:38.779 And he looks just like that. 0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:40.360 Yeah, he looks exactly like that. 0:46:40.380 --> 0:46:43.400 That's so crazy. So what, do they just study a person? 0:46:43.780 --> 0:46:45.020 Yeah, I think it's like their voice and their... Do 0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.280 they wear a suit or something? Yeah, I don't know. 0:46:47.300 --> 0:46:48.430 The mock suit or whatever. 0:46:48.450 --> 0:46:49.910 The motion capture. 0:46:50.170 --> 0:46:50.609 Yeah, that's right. 0:46:50.630 --> 0:46:52.330 With the little balls and stuff so they can animate them. 0:46:52.350 --> 0:46:52.910 They do that? 0:46:52.930 --> 0:46:53.009 Yeah. 0:46:53.390 --> 0:46:54.910 That's cool. And they did it on her ass. 0:46:55.850 --> 0:46:56.390 Yeah. 0:46:56.430 --> 0:46:56.629 Yeah. 0:46:57.719 --> 0:46:59.089 I like the way you jiggle-jiggle. 0:46:59.180 --> 0:47:03.680 Oh, what a throwback. Look, if there's enough of a groundswell... 0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:05.520 Here we go. for the GTA livestream. 0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:06.879 There needs to be groundswell. 0:47:06.980 --> 0:47:08.100 I'm keen for it. I think that'd be fun. 0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:09.759 Really? I think it would be really good. I reckon 0:47:09.800 --> 0:47:11.520 it's so, like, it's so interesting. 0:47:12.140 --> 0:47:14.700 And it's very, like, I don't know, it's just... None 0:47:14.739 --> 0:47:17.080 of the other radio shows are going to be streaming 0:47:17.660 --> 0:47:21.100 playing GTA. And it'll be a moment in pop culture. 0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:22.840 Not us doing it, but the game coming out. 0:47:22.860 --> 0:47:23.400 Yeah, totally. 0:47:23.700 --> 0:47:24.040 Totally. 0:47:24.440 --> 0:47:27.420 Um... Who would you want to do Brekkie on the 0:47:27.460 --> 0:47:27.980 Friday then? 0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:30.560 Burjo would be good because Burjo could cross to him 0:47:30.580 --> 0:47:32.040 while we're doing the gaming. 0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:32.340 Yeah. 0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:33.140 We just do that. 0:47:34.340 --> 0:47:35.600 And you could say like, oh, we can do the 0:47:35.620 --> 0:47:37.500 show while we're doing it. But the show would not. 0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:39.100 It would just suffer. It wouldn't be a good show. 0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:39.580 God, no. 0:47:39.739 --> 0:47:43.450 I'd rather Burjo do a good show forward selling or 0:47:43.670 --> 0:47:45.549 hooking that we're doing it to watch it than us 0:47:45.590 --> 0:47:46.190 actually do the show. 0:47:46.270 --> 0:47:46.550 Yeah. 0:47:46.790 --> 0:47:47.110 Agree. 0:47:47.310 --> 0:47:47.549 Agree. 0:47:47.570 --> 0:47:47.650 Yeah. 0:47:47.930 --> 0:47:48.590 Why don't we pitch it to the boss? 0:47:48.630 --> 0:47:50.770 And he can do all the competition stuff and all that. 0:47:50.810 --> 0:47:52.509 Yeah. He can do all the things that we have 0:47:52.550 --> 0:47:52.810 to do. 0:47:52.850 --> 0:47:53.029 Yeah. 0:47:53.050 --> 0:47:55.920 Yeah. Because I think even you guys alternating and one 0:47:55.940 --> 0:47:58.520 of you coming on air during your break, like, to 0:47:58.620 --> 0:48:01.259 actually host for, like, seriously would actually not even be 0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:02.839 good because you wouldn't have slept and it would just 0:48:02.860 --> 0:48:03.300 be blah. 0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:04.339 So, yeah. 0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:06.739 I think just crosses would be fun. All right. 0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:09.029 Well, let's- Also, just another thought. If we had some 0:48:09.090 --> 0:48:12.270 sort of, like, I don't know, if we gave away 0:48:12.310 --> 0:48:14.469 this sort of, if we had, like, an Airbnb, like, 0:48:14.489 --> 0:48:17.350 this Grand Theft Auto house where people get the week 0:48:17.630 --> 0:48:20.169 off of work and- can play in their own zone. 0:48:20.250 --> 0:48:21.230 I don't know. I don't know. 0:48:21.330 --> 0:48:21.710 Oh yeah. 0:48:22.090 --> 0:48:23.750 I was just thinking of other things as well. 0:48:23.770 --> 0:48:25.150 Like you can pop in and play. 0:48:25.170 --> 0:48:27.660 I don't know. I was just like thinking of other 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:29.069 stuff you could do on it. Like that seems to 0:48:29.110 --> 0:48:30.180 be the thing of like people. 0:48:31.070 --> 0:48:33.340 It's actually a really good idea. You get an Airbnb 0:48:33.420 --> 0:48:34.600 Friday to Sunday. 0:48:34.680 --> 0:48:36.480 And like we, yeah, yeah. 0:48:36.620 --> 0:48:37.900 And it's like, oh, if you want to come in 0:48:38.580 --> 0:48:40.200 to the house, you can come in. That's kind of crazy. Actually, 0:48:40.219 --> 0:48:41.000 you might get some weirdos. 0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:43.560 Oh, I know. Yeah, I don't know. 0:48:43.580 --> 0:48:46.200 I was going to take it off air and flag that. 0:48:46.460 --> 0:48:49.739 But no, it'd have to be a, Register online. You 0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:51.780 win a competition. Yeah, we can't do open policy. 0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:56.080 I meant for giving it as to like a listener. Like, yeah. 0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:57.560 You win the Airbnb. I thought it was like Ben 0:48:57.580 --> 0:48:59.500 and Liam's house. We did their job for a week 0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:00.940 or something like that. I was thinking like that could 0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:02.560 also be an angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:49:02.580 --> 0:49:05.980 You guys could call people's bosses and take the day 0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:07.220 off work for people or something. 0:49:07.260 --> 0:49:07.660 That's good. 0:49:07.940 --> 0:49:09.340 Like doing people's jobs so they can play GTA or 0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.490 something like that. I don't know. Yeah. Something like that. 0:49:11.510 --> 0:49:13.650 I was just thinking of different. 0:49:13.950 --> 0:49:14.230 Yeah. 0:49:14.469 --> 0:49:17.610 Also, when you distill it down, the thing that everyone's 0:49:17.650 --> 0:49:20.610 most excited to do is to just either A, play it, 0:49:20.750 --> 0:49:22.770 or B, watch someone play it because they just want 0:49:22.790 --> 0:49:23.570 to see the game. 0:49:23.810 --> 0:49:24.029 Yeah. 0:49:24.650 --> 0:49:26.430 So I think content around it will be good, but 0:49:26.469 --> 0:49:28.489 the best content is just actually physically putting it on 0:49:28.510 --> 0:49:29.219 the screen and doing it. 0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:29.800 Yeah, yeah. 0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:30.840 Hmm. 0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:31.220 True. 0:49:31.920 --> 0:49:33.739 Okay, well, we'll chat about that. 0:49:33.860 --> 0:49:34.859 This is the sausage being made. 0:49:35.020 --> 0:49:38.219 This is the sausage being made. But we've, you know, 0:49:38.460 --> 0:49:40.880 we've heard about some club shittos. We've had a bit 0:49:41.890 --> 0:49:43.969 of a show meeting. Is there anything else anyone wanted 0:49:43.989 --> 0:49:44.530 to flag? 0:49:44.590 --> 0:49:46.240 Is there any pod squad stuff to get to, Bell? 0:49:46.910 --> 0:49:48.820 Oh, no, not that I saw someone. 0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:49.819 You haven't been reading it. 0:49:50.050 --> 0:49:54.820 No, someone posted about NingNangNong, which I would like to acknowledge. 0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:56.700 And then I did tag my mum, which was a 0:49:57.000 --> 0:49:59.340 bit of a mistake. She went absolutely rogue in the 0:49:59.380 --> 0:50:04.120 comments again. Points to anyone that could understand her comment. 0:50:04.219 --> 0:50:06.580 It was quite funny. So, yes, I'd like to point 0:50:06.620 --> 0:50:09.040 out that I was not the only NingNangNong fan. 0:50:10.700 --> 0:50:11.180 Very good. 0:50:13.250 --> 0:50:14.750 I think there was another one I saw over the weekend, 0:50:14.770 --> 0:50:17.430 but I didn't bring my phone in. Oh, someone did 0:50:17.469 --> 0:50:17.910 post one. 0:50:18.180 --> 0:50:18.649 That's all right. 0:50:20.270 --> 0:50:21.150 Sorry, do you have your phone? 0:50:21.250 --> 0:50:23.690 I do, but it's... I've got mine. No, I'm not 0:50:23.710 --> 0:50:27.089 going to worry about it. Does that thing where it's... 0:50:27.110 --> 0:50:29.590 I've got it open now, but it's like most relevant 0:50:29.670 --> 0:50:30.830 rather than the most recent. 0:50:30.850 --> 0:50:33.069 No, just go the three dots. Do you want me 0:50:33.090 --> 0:50:33.270 to do it? 0:50:34.310 --> 0:50:38.870 Okay, show recent activity. Yeah, no, it's the NingNangNong stuff's number. 0:50:39.030 --> 0:50:41.790 It's the top. Prize mole flagged that Powderfinger are doing 0:50:41.830 --> 0:50:42.370 a reunion. 0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:47.140 That's about it. 0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:50.920 Some funny memes. Someone with Liam's... Oh, I'm going to admit, Liam, 0:50:50.940 --> 0:50:53.120 I didn't watch your video of whatever the hell that 0:50:53.180 --> 0:50:53.759 jacket was. 0:50:54.700 --> 0:50:55.040 That was. 0:50:55.780 --> 0:50:57.180 What is that? Who is that? 0:50:58.380 --> 0:51:02.110 Oh, Belle, it's Ali G. And you should know who 0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:02.550 that is. 0:51:03.320 --> 0:51:05.010 I don't want to know about the amount of plastic 0:51:05.070 --> 0:51:08.989 that jacket consumes and where you got it from. 0:51:09.790 --> 0:51:12.629 Well, it's kind of like really too big to keep. 0:51:13.090 --> 0:51:14.350 What are you going to do with it then? 0:51:14.390 --> 0:51:15.009 I don't actually know. 0:51:15.030 --> 0:51:16.569 Do you have a room with all your stuff, like 0:51:16.610 --> 0:51:17.140 all your costumes? 0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:18.779 Yeah, it's sort of like half in the garage, half 0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:21.940 in vacuum sealed spots. It's just too much. I've got 0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:23.230 far too much stuff now. 0:51:23.550 --> 0:51:24.830 This one, Beau's Post. 0:51:25.150 --> 0:51:25.590 Didn't see it. 0:51:26.140 --> 0:51:29.850 Big fan of Liam's airport story and everyone speculating what 0:51:29.910 --> 0:51:31.569 could have happened with your Macca's thing. 0:51:31.590 --> 0:51:32.710 Oh, yeah, the one I didn't do it. 0:51:32.969 --> 0:51:35.250 My humble opinion is you could do an on-air bit, 0:51:35.370 --> 0:51:37.530 what's your great story but has no ending? 0:51:37.730 --> 0:51:39.440 That's a great idea. 0:51:39.480 --> 0:51:41.180 That is actually a really good idea. 0:51:41.460 --> 0:51:44.080 The boys chop it up a bit, speculating what could 0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:44.680 have been. 0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:45.200 Great idea. 0:51:45.300 --> 0:51:45.920 That's funny. 0:51:45.960 --> 0:51:47.840 I actually think we should do that tomorrow. 0:51:47.860 --> 0:51:48.319 Put it in. 0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:51.089 Whose idea is that? Bo Jacob McCauley. Bo, that's so funny. 0:51:51.110 --> 0:51:51.569 This is true. 0:51:51.590 --> 0:51:54.370 I was like. This is nothing because it starts really good, 0:51:54.550 --> 0:51:56.790 goes nowhere. But people saying. 0:51:56.870 --> 0:51:59.110 And then I saw this and then... I. 0:51:59.110 --> 0:52:00.670 Don't know what happens because they drove off and I 0:52:00.690 --> 0:52:01.150 never saw it. 0:52:01.190 --> 0:52:02.180 We go, wow. 0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:03.680 Yeah, we just openly speculate. 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:05.020 Great. 0:52:05.060 --> 0:52:05.640 Thank you, Beau. 0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:06.299 Do you want me to. 0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:08.040 I might pin that to the. 0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:10.279 Top of the pod squad today and say, put your 0:52:10.300 --> 0:52:11.980 stories in if you want to be part of it. Right. 0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:13.899 And we'll get that rolling. 0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:15.020 All right. 0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:15.660 Yeah. 0:52:15.700 --> 0:52:16.500 See you tomorrow. 0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:17.200 Bye. 0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:18.060 Bye. Bye. 0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:18.400 Bye. 0:52:18.420 --> 0:52:18.970 Bye. Bye. 0:52:18.989 --> 0:52:19.140 Bye. 0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:19.550 Bye. Bye. 0:52:19.590 --> 0:52:19.810 Bye. 0:52:19.850 --> 0:52:19.950 Bye. 0:52:43.650 --> 0:52:44.240 And that's it!