Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no common show podcasts.
Speaker 2: Oh we need you help? Can we build a week
Speaker 2: of radio?
Speaker 3: It is time for the first time this year to
Speaker 3: launch another attack on boring mainstream breakfast radio. Don't wouldn't
Speaker 3: you prefer to win rather than dumb party cash your
Speaker 3: own weight in sausages?
Speaker 2: I know I would. Now Jack's crush the numbers. It
Speaker 2: means that we do need.
Speaker 3: A butcher to step forward with how many sausages roughly, well.
Speaker 4: Even for just for my way, and I would say
Speaker 4: I'm average weight from man eighty seven kilograms one three
Speaker 4: hundred and ninety two sausages. That could we could go
Speaker 4: well double that ethan for one of the bigger listeners.
Speaker 5: We met all.
Speaker 2: Listeners, we met all listeners.
Speaker 3: We could be going under that, and we could be
Speaker 3: going right to the other color range of.
Speaker 2: The rainbow of humanity.
Speaker 3: All right, So I've just had an email here from
Speaker 3: Gary Grimsey, who I think I'll call from now on.
Speaker 3: Grimsey Grimsey would love to win his weight in lego bricks.
Speaker 3: Him and his boys love making lego thrings. Is even
Speaker 3: made a bust or the Phantom using ten thousand lego bricks.
Speaker 2: If he was like eighty six kidos. How many? I
Speaker 2: mean Lego bricks are really lightweight. How many is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So a Lego brick is two point five grams, So
Speaker 4: for again, at eighty seven kilograms, you'd be looking at
Speaker 4: thirty four thousand, eight hundred bricks.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to raid at night the Ocean's level
Speaker 3: the set of Hamish's show.
Speaker 2: Lego Lego Masters.
Speaker 3: All right, then let's take some while. What we're after
Speaker 3: here then is what would you like I'll give us
Speaker 3: some ideas. Then, what would you like to win your
Speaker 3: height or weight in? And if your business tomants me
Speaker 3: partners and you've got some stuff that we can stack
Speaker 3: on top of each other or give away and weight
Speaker 3: form simone?
Speaker 6: Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good, simone? So how might you but to out?
Speaker 3: You got something that you sell that might lend itself
Speaker 3: to this?
Speaker 6: Yes, So my business is kitchen language, and we sell
Speaker 6: some cheeky sweary things, and I thought maybe someone could
Speaker 6: win their height in stubby holders.
Speaker 3: Now I might regret this a live radio. Let's just
Speaker 3: be aware of young as might be listening. But what
Speaker 3: do you mean kitchen stuff with cheeky sweary language.
Speaker 6: Well, let's just say they're perfect for pony Mouth eighteen plus.
Speaker 6: So I'll just leave it at that, and that.
Speaker 2: It might be an apron spoon with the F word
Speaker 2: or I mean, what am I dealing with it? That's right?
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, we do have aprons with the F words,
Speaker 6: but we also have some details with the D word,
Speaker 6: and we have some stubby holders with a P word
Speaker 6: and that's yeah, that's enough for the way.
Speaker 2: To shot Mary Berry.
Speaker 3: If you go on bakoff to suddenly unveil in April
Speaker 3: with the F word and that beauty, can't they go in?
Speaker 6: I've got a beautiful one for her. That's something about
Speaker 6: that she can bake.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, okay, So you're suggesting, simonious to when your
Speaker 4: weight in F word aprons?
Speaker 6: Right, Well, well I was going to say hush, but yeah,
Speaker 6: I think I'd go out of business if I if
Speaker 6: I had to give that anyway. But Hi, ting stugby
Speaker 6: holders or hiding them the P word on you.
Speaker 3: All on top of each other. Yes, like some sort
Speaker 3: of art installation at Mona, well.
Speaker 4: One for everybody in the family extended.
Speaker 6: Granddad, Yeah, maybe just for neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Simon, how long has this business been going five years, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's going well.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but it is in this country. I bet
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: And give the website of a plug because I guarantee
Speaker 3: people like this sounds amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's kitchen language dot com dot ae.
Speaker 2: Gotcha all right, Simone, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You're the first one to step forward and offer up
Speaker 3: some of your own gears, so appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Simone.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 2: What a business? What a business we got here? Michael,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 5: Hey Christian. I'd like to win my weight in chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't. What a prize? What a prize.
Speaker 3: Nugget Friday, I can hear it now. You don't want
Speaker 3: to miss tomorrow's show. Nugget Friday.
Speaker 2: Friday Nugget.
Speaker 5: I ate about one hundred of them a day because
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a truck driver and a piano mover,
Speaker 5: so it really.
Speaker 2: Told me nothing to do with it. One hundred nuggets
Speaker 2: a day. Don't blame a piano mover.
Speaker 3: Oh those Steinways, Linda Man nuggets you can get drive through.
Speaker 2: So going here we go, another piano mover, you do?
Speaker 4: They are heavy things, those old pianos. Marcus so you
Speaker 4: probably burn a lot of calories during the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I typically ate a lot of down
Speaker 5: food while I'm on the road.
Speaker 2: But I'll bet you shred it all off if you're
Speaker 2: doing a job like.
Speaker 5: That though, Yeah, I do. Actually, you're not.
Speaker 3: Really doing a hundred a day, honestly, about anywhere from
Speaker 3: to one hundred a day.
Speaker 2: Like a Sunday afternoon, I'm going to need two hundred.
Speaker 2: That's just till Tuesday. Will be back Tuesday night.
Speaker 4: Yes, Usually so when you go through the drive through
Speaker 4: and place one order for one hundred nugs.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's like kind of like a hundred nugs
Speaker 5: spread out throughout the day.
Speaker 4: How many times are you going back through the drive through.
Speaker 5: Two or three times?
Speaker 3: I'm never if I've got a piano, but if I
Speaker 3: ever needed a piano, delive, I'm not using you.
Speaker 2: It still take ages. I want him to go. Where
Speaker 2: is he now? He's at the same Kilt drive through again?
Speaker 2: Where's my stoneway?
Speaker 4: I mean, I love a nug, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 4: a lot, but this.
Speaker 3: Is enough though, six pack a ten pack.
Speaker 4: If I'm feeling cheeky, Oh my.
Speaker 2: This is incredible. Scenes and you reckon this is Monday
Speaker 2: to Friday. Get a volume away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Monday, the Sunday, to be honest with you, Monday, take.
Speaker 2: An easy, Michael.
Speaker 3: But Michael, you're right, what a prize win your wait
Speaker 3: in nuggets? I get, I get the feeling with the
Speaker 3: amount you're polishing off. That's just like a day's nuggets
Speaker 3: for you, and it winning your weight. I mean, you
Speaker 3: tear through that no time if you want it.
Speaker 5: It's pretty much the only.
Speaker 2: Person who will enter the competition and when you want
Speaker 2: nuggets is Michael.
Speaker 4: By the way, all right, Mike, I've crunched the numbers
Speaker 4: you're looking at for the average weight four eighty nine nugs.
Speaker 3: But how many days? Jack, now country these numbers to
Speaker 3: find that by one hundred? Then we can we know
Speaker 3: how many days would our man Michael take to get
Speaker 3: through that stash.
Speaker 4: That'll last you forty and a half days, Mike.
Speaker 2: Month and a half a week. It starts now, he's
Speaker 2: done at Easter. It's not sweet.
Speaker 1: Christian connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Footloose, Gold one O four point three.
Speaker 3: Trying to build something with you guys once more, trying
Speaker 3: to see if we can do a week of radio
Speaker 3: where every day you're winning your weight or height in something,
Speaker 3: kicking off on Monday in Style with win your weight
Speaker 3: in sausages, which if you just tuned in, would equate
Speaker 3: too roughly based on a eighty six kido person.
Speaker 2: How many snags, Jack, I have.
Speaker 4: A thirteen hundred sausages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not heard from any butchers this morning yet.
Speaker 2: Maybe they open up late.
Speaker 3: You know they're chopping up the snags right now in
Speaker 3: that machine, stacking their chops out in that big old fridge.
Speaker 2: Butchers, we need your help, please, sos. We need meats.
Speaker 3: So we're asking this morning on nine four one four
Speaker 3: one four three, what would you love to win your
Speaker 3: height or wait in?
Speaker 2: And have you got any think that you can give us.
Speaker 3: To give away to be part of this Advertisers, clients
Speaker 3: of the station businesses of Melbourne step forward nine four
Speaker 3: one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: George, Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning George. So
Speaker 2: what would you like to win your weight or hiding
Speaker 2: my height?
Speaker 5: In cakes?
Speaker 2: Oh? Individual cakes, one mega cake, no.
Speaker 7: Individual different fillings, different bases, different icings.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a great And have you got
Speaker 3: a have you got a couple of cakes that you'd
Speaker 3: love to have in the mix.
Speaker 7: I've got mad Cake is one of my favorite mud cakes.
Speaker 2: A great cake. Yes, yes, so would you?
Speaker 3: Would you say ideally half of this would be a
Speaker 3: giant mega mud cake.
Speaker 5: No, just chuck a couple of.
Speaker 4: Stop trying to make big cakes, Christian.
Speaker 2: Cakey clients that we have on the stage. George, this
Speaker 2: is a great idea.
Speaker 5: It's a nicome idea.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: We agree it is an awesome idea, George.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. According with add it to our list.
Speaker 2: Than you have a good work thank you. Uh Andrew,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian. How are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm good buddy, Andrew. What have you got for us?
Speaker 5: I've got an offer, Christian. I work for a company
Speaker 5: called sig World, where Australia's premier welding supplier to trade
Speaker 5: but also do a lot of di y machine so
Speaker 5: for people who want to do some work at home
Speaker 5: stoltoring the repairs.
Speaker 2: And I'm the kind of guy. I'm up, I'm a
Speaker 2: possible customer. Yeah. If my wife nor again, guy a.
Speaker 3: Picture without taking value off the house, I.
Speaker 2: Mean actually light this up and put my mask on
Speaker 2: in the garden.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have anything you can do? Welding is the last
Speaker 4: one I would do.
Speaker 2: Now you what do you want to bring us, Andrew.
Speaker 5: Mate, I can give one of your listeners in their
Speaker 5: height or weight, whichever is greater. Yeah, welding machines, probably
Speaker 5: to the value of around two and a half thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: What we can turn this into welding Wednesday?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, what a great day with.
Speaker 3: The demand of people trying to win their height in
Speaker 3: welding equipment. Yeah, for the trade trade and DIY market.
Speaker 3: We're constantly being asked, have you got any welding gear
Speaker 3: on the show today? And we're turning away listeners every
Speaker 3: day with that.
Speaker 2: No, this is the deal of the year.
Speaker 4: Cash Man has been wasting his time every day. People
Speaker 4: ringing up to eat cash. They go, I don't want
Speaker 4: the cash. I'm just going to buy welding equipment. Anyway,
Speaker 4: can't you give me the welding equipment?
Speaker 3: Turn yourself into the eighteen with your own welding gear
Speaker 3: in the garage sculpting.
Speaker 4: So what's included in the kid, Andrew, what's nick Kelly helmet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the mask you do.
Speaker 5: Get an automated jack, so an auto view. It's a
Speaker 5: really good helmet. You'll get a MiG welder, you'll get
Speaker 5: a tig welder, and you'll get a pleasla cup as well.
Speaker 4: Could we even genuinely to the common person.
Speaker 5: It's amazing how many people in the backyard. Incredible.
Speaker 3: I'd actually genuinely love to have a MiG antig carriage,
Speaker 3: only to intimidate other men when they come around.
Speaker 2: I have the.
Speaker 3: Garbage stor and I just raise up that visor.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's about who. I just done a bit of
Speaker 2: MiG work, then tig work.
Speaker 5: What is it you wanted, by the way, for the
Speaker 5: people to the.
Speaker 3: Personal enough lessons and ted talks and I'm just about
Speaker 3: to do this job which old pressing buttons.
Speaker 4: Let's do welding Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Say, though I'm shaw, I'm taking you up on that offer.
Speaker 3: What an offer. Thank you very much done, Andrew, you're
Speaker 3: a gentleman. Plug your business once more.
Speaker 5: Yes, sigweld is the name of the company. Get us
Speaker 5: on the web sigworld dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: For all your welding needs in the trade and of
Speaker 2: course at home. Diy enthus Yes you bet.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we're asking for your help this morning. Two ways.
Speaker 3: What we want to get to comedy A week of
Speaker 3: shows Monday to Friday, where every day someone is winning
Speaker 3: their weight or height in something amazing. Sausages on Monday.
Speaker 3: This must start with when you're waiting sausages at the moment.
Speaker 3: We just had a very generous offer a man called
Speaker 3: Andrew works for a company called sig World, who's offered
Speaker 3: us someone to win their height in welding equipment. Now,
Speaker 3: a couple of people recording said Christian, what do you
Speaker 3: prefer meg or TIG welding? Well, look, I'm a massive
Speaker 3: fan of MiG welding because obviously the MiG stands for
Speaker 3: metal and gas.
Speaker 4: And you're always saying that.
Speaker 3: I am you know TIG is good, which is of
Speaker 3: course they're using Tunstan as the inert gas. But anytime
Speaker 3: you give me a metal rod and I've got my
Speaker 3: visor down, I'm happy. So I just want to clear
Speaker 3: that up before we carry on with the show today.
Speaker 2: What do you what? Are you a TIG or med guy? Jack?
Speaker 4: I feel like we could really talk about this long
Speaker 4: past the nine am hour, which we have, so it's
Speaker 4: probably not worth getting into now because.
Speaker 2: I wish it doesn't do justice does it?
Speaker 4: No, you can't cover all bases and this.
Speaker 3: Is why welding Wednesday is going to be huge David.
Speaker 2: Good morning. Hello, Hello there David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: The Hi guys.
Speaker 6: How's are going?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, very good? How can we help you? David?
Speaker 3: Do you want to try and take party behind here
Speaker 3: for win your weight or height week?
Speaker 5: I'll be up to win my weight or height on
Speaker 5: me go Tig Wilder is possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're not giving it away just yet. We've
Speaker 3: onready just done the deal with Andrew. But I'm glad
Speaker 3: that you're excited. Why do you Why do you want it?
Speaker 2: David?
Speaker 5: I look a bit of the I was at all.
Speaker 6: Cordiger bought a house with a wife a few years
Speaker 6: ago and a bit of work to do around the
Speaker 6: household that will become very handy.
Speaker 3: Well, it's every frenchman's dream, isn't it to do a
Speaker 3: house where a meet antique welder.
Speaker 2: I've seen that TV show Escape to the Chateau. I
Speaker 2: love that show.
Speaker 5: It wasn't me, It wasn't mean.
Speaker 4: One of the DIY projects you do around the house
Speaker 4: is like hang a picture? Why hang it with a
Speaker 4: hanging hook? When you could weld it to the wall.
Speaker 2: Listen here well as a Frenchman, he'll have raw iron gates.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing why not.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Actually, all right, Dabby, thank you very much, and let's
Speaker 3: go to Daniel. Already there's a lot of excitement about
Speaker 3: welding Wednesday. Daniel Christian, I'm good after the welding gear.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, please, I'm I'm a chinky right trade. But
Speaker 7: I've just done actually a welding course. It's been on
Speaker 7: my bucket list.
Speaker 2: For quite a while now, so me too.
Speaker 7: I could definitely do with a news world And.
Speaker 2: What do you prefer?
Speaker 4: Megal Tig definitely, ye.
Speaker 2: Do all the cool kids do?
Speaker 3: All right, definitely, Daniel, we're bearing in mind. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much your interest at this point. Let's go to Michael.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 4: More interested in anything than this worlding equipment.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's been the most popular thing of the week
Speaker 3: is the thought that we might be giving away someone's
Speaker 3: height and worlding gear.
Speaker 2: Who knew? Michael, Good morning morning. I'm good.
Speaker 3: So we're getting excited about trying to build our win
Speaker 3: your weight and height week. What have you got for us? Michael?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know if you can compete with the
Speaker 7: welding gear that seems pretty popular, but.
Speaker 5: We'll give it a go.
Speaker 7: And we want a barbe We've got a barbecue store
Speaker 7: in Sydney and Melbourne and we've got some competition pitmasters
Speaker 7: who'd like to give away their body weight or the
Speaker 7: customers body weight in smoked meats. That could be brisketful
Speaker 7: port chick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this I would love as someone who loves to
Speaker 3: smoke has got a tragger.
Speaker 2: What a price smoked meats?
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely so we've got triggers in the store. We've
Speaker 7: got spitz chuck Le, barbecues, anything really. Peter Robins are
Speaker 7: good at all. So meats whatever you want, we'll cook
Speaker 7: at us.
Speaker 3: Yes, will now be known as smoking Thursday when we
Speaker 3: give away those smokes weeks. Wow, smoked meats. That's a
Speaker 3: great price. What's the name of your company, It's.
Speaker 7: Barbecue spit Rotisseries. That's BBQ spit Rotisteries dot com dot
Speaker 7: a good man.
Speaker 2: So you're right.
Speaker 3: Seriously, we could give away like eighty odd kido's worth
Speaker 3: of smoke meats.
Speaker 5: Whatever they want.
Speaker 7: Brisket pull port Chicken will do.
Speaker 2: A little bit extra for your favorite breakfast show.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, come on down, Christian, who you up?
Speaker 3: You will bring the car around up pop, open the boot,
Speaker 3: just chuck it in.
Speaker 2: Michael, you're a good man.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
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