Speaker 1: Melbourne, Christian.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Showtime at the third will be save darsal. We're in
Speaker 4: my kitchen. Oh well, you even know when you need
Speaker 4: a bit of cork.
Speaker 5: I hope they're not hearing this. Well that's been in
Speaker 5: your paleo bread.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one
Speaker 2: oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago on the show, I was talking about
Speaker 4: personal markers, morning markers that you have if you're regularly
Speaker 4: up this time of the morning. I have one as well.
Speaker 4: If I'm not saying hello to you by about six
Speaker 4: minutes past six, seven minutes past six, something's gone wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm saying hello to you today. It's eleven minutes past six. Jack,
Speaker 4: we've been in since half five. How are we late
Speaker 4: for the start of the show. I don't understand. Plus apologies.
Speaker 4: If you've been listening before the six o'clock news, you
Speaker 4: would have heard Brand the producer think of the best
Speaker 4: thing to do is to start dire Straits, a long,
Speaker 4: dire straight song. Then realize the air of his ways
Speaker 4: and kill it.
Speaker 5: Try and try to fade it out and fade something else.
Speaker 4: I don't think he tried to fade out is pressed
Speaker 4: to kill switch. So yeah, apologies, we are late for
Speaker 4: the song. I don't know one apologize. It's not you care.
Speaker 5: Well, the onus is usually on us because after six
Speaker 5: o'clock we kind of slowed down the usual time stops
Speaker 5: of news at six thirty seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Dare you?
Speaker 5: That's well? That is ours the same mate every day.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, I hit those junctions sixtty news is roughly
Speaker 4: is roughly there or not? Seven o'clock has always banged
Speaker 4: on the seven o'clock news, and.
Speaker 5: Then we drift out during eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: Ready does that happen? But I appreciate it must have
Speaker 4: happened occasionally.
Speaker 5: But there's no overnight show that is running late, so
Speaker 5: there's really no excuse to not be here, right, how.
Speaker 4: We late starting today's show anyway? On today's show, then
Speaker 4: we got more simple Mind tickets for you and three mates.
Speaker 4: That's at seven thirty week eight and ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I mentioned this in passing how Jack told me
Speaker 4: that our producer Brat, Let's not forget this is the
Speaker 4: producer who basically got the job on the show because
Speaker 4: he's got the number of the swearing parent. It's always
Speaker 4: always there, break breaking glass. In case of emergency, we've
Speaker 4: got that swearing parent lined up a bossleaves of a
Speaker 4: ever quiet show. So how did he tell you about
Speaker 4: is having no cartlidge in his knee or no brain?
Speaker 5: We were running through the list of casualties from your
Speaker 5: wife's party on Saturday night, so you got to saw back.
Speaker 5: Pats is still away.
Speaker 4: Still can't talk. She called it yesterday. She claimed that
Speaker 4: she wasn't able to talk to me, but happy to
Speaker 4: just give me some WhatsApp messages for an update.
Speaker 5: So she's in a bad way. And then Brad said
Speaker 5: that he had to ic his knee all of Sunday
Speaker 5: because he was dancing on the dance floor. But he's
Speaker 5: got no cartilage in his knee and his knee was
Speaker 5: very sore the next day.
Speaker 4: So I dismissed this. Didn't think it was possible. And
Speaker 4: I've had quite a few messages from listeners also have
Speaker 4: no cartilage in their knee. How have you got no
Speaker 4: cartlage in your knee? Well?
Speaker 6: I was the under twelve C grade football champion.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, here we go. How many guys have I
Speaker 4: met the last year and a half. What I call
Speaker 4: the could have been a contenders that a knee or
Speaker 4: something blew out, or a shoulder blew out. Otherwise they
Speaker 4: would have gone all the way and would have been
Speaker 4: bigger than Dusty Martin. Yep.
Speaker 5: You haven't even had the pleasure of my dad telling
Speaker 5: you his story about how he almost played for Collingwood.
Speaker 5: That's for another day.
Speaker 6: So the Saints almost could have had you, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: and and twisted and wrenchman knee and then it got stuck.
Speaker 6: So my knee was stuck at forty five degrees and
Speaker 6: I had to hop off the ground, took them back.
Speaker 4: They tried to straight Come on, this isn't some sort
Speaker 4: of road runner cartoon. You don't get knees stuck at
Speaker 4: forty five degrees.
Speaker 6: Yep, they tried to straighten it. He couldn't straighten it,
Speaker 6: so but the pain was so much that then went
Speaker 6: it got so swollen. For two weeks they couldn't operate.
Speaker 4: And this was in the ninety hundreds when they would
Speaker 4: hold a person down and operating table met them biting
Speaker 4: a wooden spoon and saw the leg off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they put a leech on your knee, didn't.
Speaker 4: They That's why he's got a wooden leg. And so
Speaker 4: the cartilage had got stuck broken.
Speaker 6: It's a a round little disc, the miniscus, and it
Speaker 6: got stuck and jammed the bones together. I've got about
Speaker 6: an eight inch scar on one side of my knee
Speaker 6: where they came in, and I was in plaster from
Speaker 6: my groin to my toes for about three months.
Speaker 5: Geez, that's pretty bad for a year old. Kids are So.
Speaker 4: Just take a moment for what could have been one
Speaker 4: of AFL's greatest players. Let's just take a moment. Let's
Speaker 4: all take a knee like a candle for Brown Hume
Speaker 4: would have been one of Saints' greatest plays, established them
Speaker 4: when you were playing, well, no one is even playing AFL. No, No,
Speaker 4: it was Mangrel all right. So the morning I want
Speaker 4: to know what is missing in you? So first of all,
Speaker 4: we start with producer Bread. No cartilage in is Brad?
Speaker 4: Is it left or right knee? Leftnie? Left knee Leftnie. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're going to get missing you. I've got no tonsils
Speaker 4: had to removing on was about twelve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that would be a common one. I've got
Speaker 5: a super common one. No wisdom teeth? What at like?
Speaker 4: I didn't think the kind of stories we might get today.
Speaker 4: I didn't think anyone would even cool up with no
Speaker 4: wisdom teeth, small fish.
Speaker 5: They took my stomach out. You want me to make
Speaker 5: something up? I haven't had anything taken out to my
Speaker 5: wisdom teeth, got teeth, it's a thing a kid would say.
Speaker 4: I didn't think an adult would even pick up the
Speaker 4: phone to call the show. I once had a two thousands.
Speaker 5: Not only that, I lost all my baby teeth, so
Speaker 5: I don't have any of them any more.
Speaker 4: And that is today's promo right there, back tomorrow morning
Speaker 4: from six? What is missing in you? What have you
Speaker 4: got missing in you? Other than wisdom teeth and cartilage
Speaker 4: in your left knee? What have you got missing in you?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four three Give us a call.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: So brad Our producers got no cartilage and is left knee?
Speaker 4: Do you know what? There's a separate phone in one
Speaker 4: day about why you didn't go all the way to
Speaker 4: be a AFL. But they could have been, There could
Speaker 4: have been, there'd be a whole list. Now, I think
Speaker 4: every other or even higher than that, maybe even higher
Speaker 4: than every other man in Melbourne has got some story
Speaker 4: about his shoulder, knee, eye, an ear injury that stopped
Speaker 4: and getting those high marks or something and going to
Speaker 4: be a full time player for Carton and'sert team name
Speaker 4: here right now, they're asking you what is missing in you?
Speaker 4: Brad's got no cartilage, it has left knee. What have
Speaker 4: you got missing in you? Nine four one four one
Speaker 4: O four three, Neil.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning christ Now are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, buddy. I hope you well. Thanks the Cooler show.
Speaker 4: So what's missing in you? Neil?
Speaker 1: Sign is your producer? I've got no cartilage, but I
Speaker 1: once I got no medial, anterior or serial ligaments to
Speaker 1: me either.
Speaker 4: Now I'm no doctor, but aren't those all the bits
Speaker 4: to hold the knee and allow forward and sidewards movement? Correct?
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. It happened the nine eighty four plan basketball,
Speaker 1: which I could have been like bread and probably gone
Speaker 1: to the NBA in five.
Speaker 4: You could have been planning now for the Knicks. You
Speaker 4: could have been.
Speaker 1: Exactly yeah, Lebron, Yeah.
Speaker 5: So what's what's holding you together?
Speaker 1: Get bone on bone.
Speaker 4: Talent today's show. There has been given to us by you,
Speaker 4: Neil bone on bone.
Speaker 1: And that's that's actually uh the top of the bottom.
Speaker 1: They has worn a little in each other. Yeah, little
Speaker 1: groove because I had a small hip. Operations cup easier
Speaker 1: and the surgeon that Ipworth was surprised that he could
Speaker 1: have put me in and out the whole.
Speaker 4: Time, taken photos of you, like for a future conference
Speaker 4: in Miami. Yea case study in Kennedy.
Speaker 1: He showed me on the big screen year.
Speaker 5: But but you're not on crutch, are in a wheelchair?
Speaker 5: You're just walking around?
Speaker 1: N I play basketball for the next thirty or Jews
Speaker 1: with a big steel brace. I mean they take me
Speaker 1: ste steel steel brace. We're still a rod down down
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that allowed? I mean the only have rules about this.
Speaker 4: You can't go out on the novall with like a
Speaker 4: steel brace. I start clattering into people.
Speaker 5: You don't even have long nails basketball, let alone have
Speaker 5: a steel brace around your leg with spikes coming out
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 4: Put that still the back of someone's back the.
Speaker 1: Way I seeing you A couple of guys over and
Speaker 1: you know what was there a bed of luck?
Speaker 4: Come on? He fell on my knee. But you must
Speaker 4: you must be an agony, bone on bone friction.
Speaker 1: Nothing there, She's all over. So I just got to do.
Speaker 4: You know what Australians are tough is just lifting a
Speaker 4: couch and hurt my back put me out of action
Speaker 4: for two days. If I was just you had, I'd
Speaker 4: be off year with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, yeah, wie can.
Speaker 5: You walk find do you have a fall over? Top
Speaker 5: ale over?
Speaker 1: And then we're walking with the with the wife. I
Speaker 1: can just sort of just via the to the to
Speaker 1: the right. Yeah, in the neeges of it. But other
Speaker 1: than that, yeah, I'm fine. I still run around with
Speaker 1: the kids and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: So yeah, amazing, You're you're you're a hero. You're Australian
Speaker 4: of the Year. What a great call, Neil, lovely to
Speaker 4: talk to you.
Speaker 1: Mate, nor thank lot.
Speaker 4: All right, we squeeze one more in before the news
Speaker 4: headlines Anthony, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, good morning, Jack morning.
Speaker 4: That's to calling the show mate. What's missing in you? Then?
Speaker 7: I have no spleen.
Speaker 4: You've got no spleen? How come you got no spleen?
Speaker 4: You're born with that.
Speaker 7: When I was fifteen, I went over the handlebars on
Speaker 7: my pushbike doing about forty k's and a ruptured my
Speaker 7: spleen and had internal bleeding.
Speaker 4: So they whip it out. And then what is the
Speaker 4: spleen needed for the human body?
Speaker 7: Actually you use it for your immune system, right, So
Speaker 7: if I get a cold, I actually get pretty sick,
Speaker 7: but I try to stay pretty healthy and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: So also broke my ribs and I've lost caught a
Speaker 7: lot of blood too.
Speaker 4: You would do if you hurt your speen and can
Speaker 4: they replace it? Tell me this, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 7: And just make sure you keep your immune system up
Speaker 7: to date and have your regular flu shots and stuff
Speaker 7: like that, and.
Speaker 4: So pretty much in an average year that Anthony, you're
Speaker 4: you're pretty much okay with this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've been like that. I've been like that
Speaker 7: for thirty five years. I'm still kicking them.
Speaker 4: Don't know what this phone in? What's it called? How
Speaker 4: tough our Australia. So our last guy here has got
Speaker 4: no knee virtually, this guy's got no spleen, just carrying
Speaker 4: on walking around us in plain view. It's incredible. You're
Speaker 4: another hero, Anthony, Thank you very much. All right, this
Speaker 4: is great Anthony, have a good day mate, thanks for
Speaker 4: calling the show.
Speaker 2: Jeus mate, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 2: oh four point three.
Speaker 4: What is missing in You? Some more that have come
Speaker 4: in on text Tony Edwards, good morning. Tony's got no
Speaker 4: lens in his right eye. So at the moment on
Speaker 4: our leaderboard of what is missing in you? Who have
Speaker 4: we had so far? We've got two great calls this morning.
Speaker 5: So Neil has no ACL, no PCL and no MCL
Speaker 5: in his knee. Essentially he's got nothing his need except
Speaker 5: his term bone on bone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just bone on bone and a little bit
Speaker 4: of sellotape holding him all together.
Speaker 5: But he's still walking around. And Anthony is.
Speaker 4: One of the wizards of odds.
Speaker 5: Has no spleen after a bike accident when he was
Speaker 5: a teenager.
Speaker 4: All right, there's that Tony then, who's got no lens
Speaker 4: in his right eye, so many can't see. How his
Speaker 4: right eye off focus. I'm not sure what that would mean.
Speaker 4: Joe's dad has no knee cap on the left knee.
Speaker 5: How do you lose a cap?
Speaker 4: I don't know whether it's been taken out our decorator.
Speaker 4: This comes from our decorator, who's here at the moment
Speaker 4: listening to this. I love this. I don't know. Our
Speaker 4: decorator claims that whenie, I'm not laughing at this but okay,
Speaker 4: obviously serious voice. Our decorator claims that when he had
Speaker 4: a heart attack and fell off his bicycle, the hospital
Speaker 4: informed him was he where he had no hips? This
Speaker 4: seems very odd, Christian, as he's walking around my house
Speaker 4: painting and decorating for the last week, but he's just
Speaker 4: informed me he's got no hips.
Speaker 5: Oh well, where does the hips start and finished?
Speaker 4: I don't know. How can you be walking around and
Speaker 4: a professional painter and decorator with no hips. Shakira needs
Speaker 4: to do a follow up to these hips. Don't lie
Speaker 4: with there are no hips.
Speaker 5: Nick, go do us a favor. Go on poking where
Speaker 5: the hips would be and tell if if it's just
Speaker 5: flesh or if you can feel a.
Speaker 4: Bit, can you tap bone out the hip bone? Surely
Speaker 4: that can't be right. All right, let's take some more calls. Margaret,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you have you well? Margaret?
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 8: That's okay, all right?
Speaker 4: What's missing in you? Margaret? My stomach all right, how
Speaker 4: so how come what large smaller testing?
Speaker 8: I lost my whole my whole stomach. I had a
Speaker 8: tumor on the top of it. And nine and a
Speaker 8: half months ago the tumor went. He took the stomach
Speaker 8: with him because he'd infiltrated it. So they brought my
Speaker 8: small intestine up to my esophagus and now I have
Speaker 8: about ten small meals a day.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 8: Wait, that's incredibley can no, I have no appetite and
Speaker 8: I don't for me, I don't have a first ever,
Speaker 8: so I just have to put fuel in my body
Speaker 8: all day.
Speaker 4: That's incredible. Margarete obviously a very strong woman. And Margaret
Speaker 4: tell me this, did you have cancers that the tumor was? Can?
Speaker 4: I ask?
Speaker 8: Yes? They found a cancer's tumor on the top of
Speaker 8: my stomach at the junction of my esophagus and stomach
Speaker 8: last year. So I had temo for four months and
Speaker 8: then I had surgery. So they were able to operate,
Speaker 8: which was very good. I'm here to tell the tale.
Speaker 4: Yeah, saved your life from what a strong person you
Speaker 4: are then to get through all that. Now you sound
Speaker 4: in great spirits everything Okay, Now are you on top
Speaker 4: of your treatment and medication.
Speaker 8: I'm doing a little bit more treatment because a couple
Speaker 8: of little cells split off at surgery. But I'm doing
Speaker 8: a little bit of more chemo treatment. But I'm getting
Speaker 8: through it. And I have to say, without the help
Speaker 8: of the wonderful stuff at Cabrini Malvin and Brighton, it's
Speaker 8: been a big journey, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 4: So yes, Cabrini Melvin. I met their staff there for
Speaker 4: the first time Sunday. That's where I got none of it,
Speaker 4: I did you. That's where I got non rushed too
Speaker 4: with my bad back. Yeah, very good place. They're fantastic
Speaker 4: toe you, and I'm glad I've.
Speaker 8: Never been in I've never been in hospital up until
Speaker 8: last year. And as I said to one of the
Speaker 8: girls yesterday, now and not all the corridors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you could lead to everyone out if there
Speaker 4: was a fire there, and.
Speaker 8: Said, yes, I can get round, Yeah, I can beat
Speaker 8: the emergency car hoard.
Speaker 4: So Margaret, then, so you have to have ten small
Speaker 4: little meals. What's a small meal?
Speaker 8: Then little meals, Yes, just lots of little meals. So
Speaker 8: I've brought out all my grandmother's old little bowls and
Speaker 8: so I ate little meals out of the little bowls.
Speaker 4: Grandmother's had little are years ago?
Speaker 8: Have they had dainty?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 4: I know what you mean they did? Yeah? You Nana
Speaker 4: always had a posh kind of cutlery. She would go
Speaker 4: out visits.
Speaker 8: And size and not main course.
Speaker 4: Right. Okay, well listen, Margaret, thank you very much, a
Speaker 4: cool look after yourself.
Speaker 8: Have a great day.
Speaker 4: Take care Margaret, thanks a lot, Ross, good morning morning. Okay, Christian, Hey,
Speaker 4: I am good buddy. What's missing in you? Ross?
Speaker 10: My kidneys?
Speaker 4: No kidneys?
Speaker 10: How come I diagnosed ten years ago with a kidney
Speaker 10: disease and ended up having a transplant two and a
Speaker 10: half years ago.
Speaker 4: And do you have to have like regular monthly dialysis?
Speaker 10: No, no dialysis? Just I was lucky enough that my
Speaker 10: brother donated one of his kidneys to me.
Speaker 4: How we gave up on it? And so did he
Speaker 4: volunteer it or did you have to sort of take
Speaker 4: him out for a few beers ago? Listen, you know
Speaker 4: I need to borrow something. In fact, I'm not ever
Speaker 4: going to return it. But the kidney situation, and go,
Speaker 4: oh come on please? Is there no one else? Okay?
Speaker 4: You can have the left one? No one like the
Speaker 4: left one. Which one you can have? The right one?
Speaker 4: Did he volunteer it?
Speaker 10: He volunteered. But now I've got to take me out
Speaker 10: for a few years or whatever he wants.
Speaker 4: He's got that over you for live. Hey, come on,
Speaker 4: I gave you a kidney.
Speaker 10: But I'm a bit opposite to some of your other
Speaker 10: cause because I actually just returned from competing in the
Speaker 10: World Transplant Games. So I got stuck into my sport
Speaker 10: after I had my transplant, and I was lucky enough
Speaker 10: to win four golds and two silvers, and it was
Speaker 10: in New Counsel.
Speaker 5: Just awesome.
Speaker 4: What events are You didn't even know there was a
Speaker 4: World Transplant Games. This is incredible swimming.
Speaker 10: So I ended up here with three world records as well.
Speaker 4: So you're the Michael Phelps of the Transplant Games. That's
Speaker 4: some hall there. So what do you just decide dn
Speaker 4: ross too like it? Because you either you just embraced
Speaker 4: it and you went for it, decided to own it
Speaker 4: and get on with it.
Speaker 10: That's it exactly.
Speaker 5: And then does your brother take some of the credit
Speaker 5: for the gold medals, because I mean a bit of
Speaker 5: it was him.
Speaker 4: Six months yea, he gets one of the medals and
Speaker 4: he has to give it back.
Speaker 10: Yeah, credit, not a little bit of credit.
Speaker 4: That's incredible. See do you still compete now?
Speaker 10: I have done it with man tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing and that's so lovely to hear. What
Speaker 4: a lovely story between and do you still compete now?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 4: So when's the next Transplant Games? We've got to get
Speaker 4: across it.
Speaker 10: Well, we've got the Australian Transplant Games coming up next
Speaker 10: year in Tasmania yep. And then we've got the Worlds
Speaker 10: there every two years. I've got the Worlds in the US.
Speaker 10: But the last ones were in Newcastle, not close pretty
Speaker 10: close to where you used to live.
Speaker 4: Ah, were they in the UK? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Newcastle in UK? Right returned?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 4: Well, listen Ross, the when you went next to have
Speaker 4: the Australian Transport Games this in Tasmania. Stay, we are
Speaker 4: give you my email address. We got to we've got
Speaker 4: to support you and get behind you. This is and
Speaker 4: everyone else is competing in it. I think, what a
Speaker 4: great thing to do. So lovely that you called in Ross,
Speaker 4: really nice to talk to you.
Speaker 10: Thanks, Thanks very much, guys.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: This is an interesting email from James Schultz. We are
Speaker 4: people listening all over the world, and James Schultz listened
Speaker 4: to the show in Toronto, Canada. You ever been to Canada?
Speaker 5: I have run in the Toronto Marathon.
Speaker 4: Have you really that's that?
Speaker 5: We rehearsed that run there Toronto Half Marathon.
Speaker 4: Oh so are you just traveling out there?
Speaker 5: Were? Well, Bianca and I spent some time in New
Speaker 5: York for our honeymoon and then we drove up to
Speaker 5: Toronto to run the half marathon.
Speaker 4: And it's a beautiful drive.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you go through Niagara Falls and some of
Speaker 5: the state parks in upstate New York is just beautiful.
Speaker 4: But that's stunning. So yeah, James Schultz is over there Toronto, Canada.
Speaker 4: In June, my wife and I got a dog. Decided
Speaker 4: to name him Gwilliam, after the loyal right hand man
Speaker 4: in the John Lecarr books. John, you have read any
Speaker 4: of his spy books, like The Night Manager, which got
Speaker 4: turned into a great five part TV show and then
Speaker 4: Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy great books. It's obviously a very
Speaker 4: well read guy. If you think about naming your dog
Speaker 4: after the right hand man in one of his books,
Speaker 4: Gwillim as well Gwynham come here for fun. We even
Speaker 4: registered Gwillam under the full character's name from the book,
Speaker 4: Peter Gwillham, which now appears on his doggy ID tag
Speaker 4: and paperwork. Fast forward two months and we get the
Speaker 4: happy news my wife is pregnant. As we're throwing around
Speaker 4: baby names like you were talking about yesterday, we realized
Speaker 4: that how perfect it would be to name our son
Speaker 4: after my grandfather, who I never met because he died
Speaker 4: when my dad was seven. The only problem here was
Speaker 4: that his name was Peter Christian. Is it acceptable to
Speaker 4: have the same name for your dog and a child.
Speaker 4: I now see what the dilemma is, even if it's
Speaker 4: only a technicality, or will the relevant authorities come to
Speaker 4: take one or both away from us? Thank you for
Speaker 4: your house. James Schultz, screenwriter, you are red man and
Speaker 4: amount of words, Toronto, Canada. Well, what a great dilemma
Speaker 4: to be in. I mean, it's easy. If you're yelling
Speaker 4: out Peter, someone's going to come.
Speaker 5: To the dog or the boy, and I bet it
Speaker 5: happens because if you usually get a dog, or a
Speaker 5: lot of couples get a dog first and then the
Speaker 5: baby comes later. So if you use your best name
Speaker 5: on the dog and then you want to use it
Speaker 5: again on the baby, the dog's already got the name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see. But trouble is though, once you're out,
Speaker 4: when as the kid gets a bit older and they
Speaker 4: might go down to the park and you know, play
Speaker 4: cats or footy with them and the dog's there as well,
Speaker 4: is it not going to get confusing for the boy.
Speaker 4: Is the boy Peter going to feel like the dog
Speaker 4: came first and the dog is the start?
Speaker 5: I think you just answer it. You got to. You
Speaker 5: got to use two different names. So hey, boy Peter,
Speaker 5: Boy Peter, come on over, dog Peter, Dog Peter.
Speaker 4: No, I think, Jamie, I think the more we talk
Speaker 4: about this, no, you need a different name for your son. Now.
Speaker 4: If you do need this show's help to name your
Speaker 4: as your unborn child, email me back. But for now,
Speaker 4: James Shots, screenwriter, Toronto, Thank you and goodbye.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three Dusty Martin.
Speaker 4: Dusty's car is stood at the g from the guy
Speaker 4: winning the Grand Final that was on the twenty eighth
Speaker 4: of September. Today, some of the sharper of you might
Speaker 4: know is the fourteenth of November. You don't need to
Speaker 4: do the maths. We've done it for you. Forty seven
Speaker 4: days yep.
Speaker 5: Well he probably hasn't even been back to Melbourne, has he,
Speaker 5: So you party all week in swan string.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then you go on. They think he went on
Speaker 4: to Vegas to party on for a bit longer there and.
Speaker 5: Then you just keep Now where he's any mel dives now.
Speaker 4: Serena Williams or gate Crush to photo. He's on a
Speaker 4: world tour. Basically he's having a good time as he
Speaker 4: should do. However, the car forty eight days, so do
Speaker 4: you think it's like got sticker off the sticker where
Speaker 4: there's no wind screen left now it's on the roof
Speaker 4: of the car, all those penalty penalty notices.
Speaker 5: Well he would have you know what I thought about it.
Speaker 5: He would have some kind of priority parking spot, I think,
Speaker 5: because you can't have the whole Richmond team rocking up
Speaker 5: and then it's his first come, first serve, like here
Speaker 5: you get you get a premium parking spot. Whereas you're
Speaker 5: in number one, I'm in number eighteen.
Speaker 4: No, I just want to have saved the record I'm
Speaker 4: actually number two.
Speaker 5: Oh who's who? Who behind?
Speaker 4: Don't know? But someone else that has number one on
Speaker 4: the fourth floor.
Speaker 5: Here because yeah, and that that one is always empty
Speaker 5: as well, know that, mister palm from who.
Speaker 4: But it's good. It keeps me in check. I'm happy
Speaker 4: being number two.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I think Dusty would have as a premium player.
Speaker 4: He's number two as well? Is it Dusty spot has?
Speaker 4: He got priorty parking everywhere?
Speaker 5: It's pretty close to the g I guess where we
Speaker 5: are here in Richmond.
Speaker 4: So he's left his car forty eight day. I can't
Speaker 4: eat forty eight days. I would imagine you're right. There
Speaker 4: must be some kind of people that are playing in
Speaker 4: a Grand Final. There'd be some kind of special parking.
Speaker 4: He'll be queuing in with the Marshalls, you know, parking
Speaker 4: on that bit of grass, you know, outside the front of.
Speaker 5: The g by in EUROPEA three.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're not going over here. I need to
Speaker 4: go warmer, Dusty and rules or rules over that way mate.
Speaker 4: And there's a gap on the end. There must be
Speaker 4: some area. But shortly after forty eight days, well, I.
Speaker 5: Think he'd be in the bells, wouldn't he.
Speaker 4: I don't know where they must smart, but I want
Speaker 4: to know this small Then, what's the longest amount of
Speaker 4: time that one of our listeners has left their car?
Speaker 4: Because sometimes you might go on a holiday and then
Speaker 4: forget that you actually drove there and just head back,
Speaker 4: or you've just I reckon Dusty now as well, I
Speaker 4: guess some of the kind of money that he coins in.
Speaker 4: Do you think he's just written the car off? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean jeep sponsors the Tigers, don't they, So
Speaker 5: maybe just gets home and goes, how y'all have a
Speaker 5: new one.
Speaker 4: Tuesday a rise back at Tullamarine. They're just handing him
Speaker 4: the key for a brand new Jeep and don't worry
Speaker 4: about the other one that's at the Chief. We'll just
Speaker 4: leave it there as part of the museum now it's
Speaker 4: part of the history of the MCGRE added to the tour.
Speaker 5: Kids can paid to banks riding there.
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Speaker 4: So what's the longest amount of time you have left
Speaker 4: your car? Dusty Martin's car still at the MCG after
Speaker 4: the Grand Final on the twenty eighth of September forty
Speaker 4: eight days ago. It's quite amazing that. So what's the
Speaker 4: longest amount of time you've left your car? Nick? Good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, Nick. So what is it for you?
Speaker 4: How long have you left the car?
Speaker 1: Ten months?
Speaker 4: Ten months? How what did you do?
Speaker 11: I started a job out in the Queensland mind sight,
Speaker 11: I drove my duty out there after the camp because
Speaker 11: there's a village out there where you lived, because it's
Speaker 11: like two hours out of town, so you don't drive
Speaker 11: every day after out there. I'd given a company Geagle
Speaker 11: and pretty much left it there until two days before
Speaker 11: I wit the job ten months later.
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean, Dusty Martin's a lightweight compared to you.
Speaker 4: I mean he's gone.
Speaker 9: So what was leave stuff around our for a time?
Speaker 5: What was the state of the car when you came back?
Speaker 5: Was it sitting in the sun or was it undercover?
Speaker 9: Now it was in the sun, in the sun that
Speaker 9: had hay for dust on it, batteries with flat tires
Speaker 9: and flat I had to get the fires out and
Speaker 9: watch the dust off the wind screen and get a
Speaker 9: go and ride the workshop for tools to fix it.
Speaker 9: Basically service it a carib a carboard.
Speaker 4: And I'm guessing because you know what it's like if
Speaker 4: you leave your car like an hour or two in sunlight,
Speaker 4: that steering wheel is agony to touch up. Then that
Speaker 4: Queensland Bacon heat for ten months suspecially has been a
Speaker 4: greenhouse to windscreen.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it destroyed the pain on the car.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Nick, thank you very much. You kill me.
Speaker 4: I have a good day.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 5: times before I handed the reins over to tom Cruise.
Speaker 5: And now Tommy fights the monster? Do you remember me?
Speaker 4: My very very good? I hope phats He's back tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: Forget that, do me?
Speaker 4: Don't you forget about me? Each morning? Jack me and
Speaker 4: hopefully tomorrow with the return of Patinkos. It's a former
Speaker 4: star reminiscing about their great career. Who is it? Don't
Speaker 4: you remember me? I was big? I was big in
Speaker 4: the nineties.
Speaker 5: Paulie Shaw dug me out of the ground and tried
Speaker 5: to integrate me into society.
Speaker 4: We's a little jib oo And in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 5: I was busy fighting a mythical monster as their character
Speaker 5: Rick O'Connell.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: I was an O'Connell, maybe your brother, maybe your cousin,
Speaker 5: maybe a step uncle of the great man Christian. I
Speaker 5: would go on to fight that monster another two more
Speaker 5: times before I handed the reins over to Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4: And now Tommy fights the monster. Do you remember me? Lauren?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 4: How you doing good?
Speaker 8: Lauren?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm getting through. Are you in the car right
Speaker 4: now all the way somewhere?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 13: Yes, So we're actually heading to work and I'm carpooling
Speaker 13: with my auntie today.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 4: Hi, Hi Auntie. Who's the auntie? Aunty Belinda? Good morning?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 4: And Lauren? Good morning?
Speaker 13: Yes, good morning?
Speaker 4: Is this so thing? You do every Thursday, you and
Speaker 4: your auntie or carpoul.
Speaker 13: Or every day every day you and.
Speaker 4: Your auntie and you work the same place or nearby nearby. Oh,
Speaker 4: I think that's so cute. How long has this been
Speaker 4: going on?
Speaker 13: Well, I got the job about four months ago, near
Speaker 13: near her work, so we think how balling for about
Speaker 13: four months?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: Oh that's great? Cool all right? And so do you
Speaker 4: both like this show? What does if someone else wants
Speaker 4: to listen to a different show? You every awesome? This
Speaker 4: is you two should be the next TV adverts. Just
Speaker 4: you two in the morning.
Speaker 13: We had the face to the TV when you weren't
Speaker 13: on the other day.
Speaker 8: We're like, oh my god, they're not here.
Speaker 4: That's so nice. Now listen, let's try win your simple
Speaker 4: Minds tickets, ladies, and who was Jack Post.
Speaker 13: Brendon?
Speaker 4: Now here? Let's do this then, since there's two of you,
Speaker 4: one if you say Brendan, what do you say? Fraser?
Speaker 4: Laura you do the Brendan and then Nuntie Belinda you
Speaker 4: say Fraser. Off you go, who was Jack Post Brendan?
Speaker 13: Fraser?
Speaker 4: Winners Fraser?
Speaker 8: Ummy guy?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so it's you and three mates, so you've
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Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, and my mom her brother because you're fitting
Speaker 13: him into Brendon Fraser. Yeah, my brother always gets cold Brendan.
Speaker 4: So now is this twenty nineteen Brendan or is this
Speaker 4: prime time Brendan?
Speaker 13: This is prime time Brendan.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's good like that? Come on, you wicked ladies.
Speaker 4: Listen you to us such great listeners to the show.
Speaker 4: Let me also invite you to this. Then the last
Speaker 4: week of the show. We've only got another like three
Speaker 4: and a half weeks left of the show, and the
Speaker 4: last week we're doing a Christmas movie club. We do
Speaker 4: this every couple of months. It's a nice way to
Speaker 4: say hello to a load of you watch a movie together.
Speaker 4: We're going to be doing a Christmas screening of Elf,
Speaker 4: the greatest Christmas movie there is. You two, I'm good
Speaker 4: at YouTube. You two are going to be the first
Speaker 4: two people that that we invite to it.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm great.
Speaker 4: All right, now you listen to the Shelby. I'd love
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Speaker 4: you and we can watch Elf together as well. We
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Speaker 4: And which is the cinema Palace como? Got it? There?
Speaker 3: You go?
Speaker 4: All right? Okay, Lauren and Auntie Blinda, I'll see you
Speaker 4: down there all right, lovely, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, carry on with the car pulling,
Speaker 4: bye ladies.
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Speaker 4: Three late, only a little bit lates. La party about
Speaker 4: the green Whistle that I had for the first time
Speaker 4: on Sunday when I hurt my back and had to
Speaker 4: go in my first ambulance here in Australia. Christian was
Speaker 4: a friend's ninth birthday party and they asked if I
Speaker 4: want to go temping bowling with them. Great opportunity to
Speaker 4: bowl with the bumpers up. So friend's bowl first, daughter second.
Speaker 4: Then me. Didn't do anything flashy, just took a swing,
Speaker 4: let go the ball, and then suddenly my back goes
Speaker 4: completely tiers, tears of pain, squatting, spurting out of my eyes.
Speaker 4: I somehow I actually make it to the seats and
Speaker 4: then collapse, just like you. When I heard your story yesterday,
Speaker 4: I was there with you, not being able to move
Speaker 4: from the floor, having to get your wife to get
Speaker 4: you something to pee into, agon eat. Christian, you know
Speaker 4: you were there. There's no work, can move, nothing left
Speaker 4: for them to do but to call links to the
Speaker 4: bowling alley. The crew arrived pretty quickly, and realizing I
Speaker 4: was completely incable of moving, they gave me the green whistle.
Speaker 4: I was wearing those horrible smelly shoes that make you
Speaker 4: put them when you go bowling, so my friend had
Speaker 4: to take those off for me. We set off through
Speaker 4: the bowling alley. Of course we were on the furthest
Speaker 4: lane for the door, so it caused a bit of
Speaker 4: a stir. We were quite the party. Small girl sobbing
Speaker 4: because I'd ruined a birthday party. Friend carrying various pairs
Speaker 4: of shoes, trying to work out which ones were mine,
Speaker 4: trying to comfort her daughter, Me and or stretcher crying
Speaker 4: out in agri agony every now and again, blown on
Speaker 4: that whistle, getting a great warm glow from it. It's lovely,
Speaker 4: isn't it? The final dignity was just before I got
Speaker 4: out the door, someone shouted from the bar. Is it
Speaker 4: a boy or girl? Even through the magical haze of
Speaker 4: the green whistle, I was still able to yell off
Speaker 4: at them. Needless say, this is three years ago. I
Speaker 4: haven't been t bonuses. It's a very dangerous game. Congratulations
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Speaker 4: Mister Andy Lee, Welcome to the show mate.
Speaker 5: Nice to be here on the number one show in Milne.
Speaker 4: Please, now it's going to feel like heynous and I
Speaker 4: plug your TV show. Just bring it up. It looks
Speaker 4: big headed if I say it, but if you bring
Speaker 4: it up every time we start the link, it'll be great.
Speaker 14: Also, I mean that song Jack cut a great figure,
Speaker 14: didn't It's Freddie Mercury at.
Speaker 4: The park, very very good. He was very good. There
Speaker 4: were two other rival Freddie's, but everyone I was talking
Speaker 4: to him. I found it very hard because he didn't
Speaker 4: look at anything like Jack.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: But I sprayed my hair black. Spread the mo.
Speaker 4: Changed the whole look and changed you.
Speaker 5: And he was more manly, yes, which is going fred very.
Speaker 4: Very many, but it just changed you. And because you're
Speaker 4: in the vest and getting the guns out and always
Speaker 4: saw all the work they'd be doing with Frank the person.
Speaker 5: I was very There was three fredday at the partysterone,
Speaker 5: and I was very happy to be the best friend.
Speaker 5: It was sort of it was everyone knew.
Speaker 4: Some people said they thought he the moment more because
Speaker 4: they both separately till the rival that sort of Live
Speaker 4: Aid Freddie. They both spent the day separately. They didn't
Speaker 4: know each other until they met the party, watching live
Speaker 4: to get into that masterful queen performance they're getting into.
Speaker 5: Probably did exactly what Ramy Malick did and watched the
Speaker 5: whole of Live Aid did.
Speaker 4: Action. So and before we talk about Hamers, Shenandy back
Speaker 4: on TV screens this Sunday. It's the first episode of
Speaker 4: Hamers Shenandy's Perfect Holiday Sunday, seven o'clock at nine. Jack
Speaker 4: and I saw it yesterday and loved it. It felt
Speaker 4: like it felt like gap years, slightly older brother, slightly
Speaker 4: hair not for you, but for poor Haim. I love that.
Speaker 4: But before we get into it, first of all, Jack
Speaker 4: was at your beach house. We had some time off
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago. How was he looking after
Speaker 4: the beach?
Speaker 5: I had two questions after I got back. Well, can
Speaker 5: I just say I didn't take we spoke to you
Speaker 5: on the show because I was trying to sneak my
Speaker 5: dog down there and we didn't end up taking the dog,
Speaker 5: so we just went the two of us. Bianca and
Speaker 5: I lovely, lovely.
Speaker 14: I saw one Instagram post of you being particularly buff.
Speaker 4: In the pool.
Speaker 5: That's all out the dark coke man exactly.
Speaker 11: That was that was.
Speaker 4: Worry the sun.
Speaker 5: For an hour beforehand, exactly, and he's having a wine
Speaker 5: in the sun.
Speaker 4: Come on, Candid, there's a calendar.
Speaker 5: Shop directed me. She loves you know, she loves taking
Speaker 5: photos for Instagram. I got directed to do that.
Speaker 14: Okay, not so cared when the directors hair and makeup
Speaker 14: I could see and them out properly. Anyway, we'd love
Speaker 14: a copy of that to blow up life size. I
Speaker 14: think that could be at the entrance all but two things.
Speaker 5: First, One, do you guys use Did you guys use
Speaker 5: four towels?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we used.
Speaker 5: We didn't bring out one beach towels, I guess, so
Speaker 5: we used two towelss like the pool towels, and then
Speaker 5: a towel each four showering there's.
Speaker 14: There's heaps of beach toes. I just thought, I don't
Speaker 14: know what you were doing when you're getting out of
Speaker 14: the bath. I thought all the shower I thought, maybe
Speaker 14: you've got one around your waist and one in your
Speaker 14: hair scrapped.
Speaker 5: Around, so I took so they might have some chlorine
Speaker 5: on them. I don't know, that's against the rules.
Speaker 4: That's all You're across everything at that house, that tower.
Speaker 5: It's so meticulous. I should show you the entry document
Speaker 5: that you give like potential guests.
Speaker 4: Towels or something.
Speaker 5: But every little bit is catered for. If you want
Speaker 5: to notice what is in the third draw down on
Speaker 5: the lewdside of the kitchen. It's all itemized.
Speaker 4: Miss. That's what you're here, not just to take the money.
Speaker 14: Off to the other question I have for you, Jack
Speaker 14: was there was an empty biscuit tin left on the
Speaker 14: kitchen table, and I was like, did.
Speaker 5: You leave it out just to say refill the biscuits?
Speaker 4: Come on, hello, badroom.
Speaker 5: That your biscuit tin or we had bought it and
Speaker 5: left it it was my biscuit tin. I gotta claim
Speaker 5: ignorance on that. Okay, how many wines?
Speaker 4: Photo shoo distracted?
Speaker 5: Because I did have some savoys from the cupboard, but
Speaker 5: we replaced you replaced the savoys, so you wouldn't have
Speaker 5: known that the savoys were gone because I put a
Speaker 5: brand new box back.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is like a great episode of MTV GRIBs
Speaker 4: and this is the savoy room. This is where we
Speaker 4: all have And.
Speaker 5: Then just before we move on, if a question for
Speaker 5: you as well? Other birds living in your air conditioning
Speaker 5: system so noisy?
Speaker 10: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm paparazzi, drones or something? Is it in there? Exactly?
Speaker 14: I just had a small person sitting there to film
Speaker 14: jack and bang all the times the possible blackmailing in
Speaker 14: the Yeah, I know we need to get someone out.
Speaker 14: I thought maybe pumping the heat.
Speaker 5: Discourage them, might discourage them because it gets actually gets
Speaker 5: you're quite isolated where your family's beach house is and
Speaker 5: it gets quite scary out there with all the windows,
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden we with all the windows.
Speaker 4: Heavy horror movie. The key shot is all the windows.
Speaker 4: Don't know.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of horror movies is bad. Guys
Speaker 5: can look in while you can't look out at Oh,
Speaker 5: and then we're trying to watch the notebook and the
Speaker 5: bird is scurrying around.
Speaker 4: To watch a notebook.
Speaker 5: So now you might find on your Netflix recommendations.
Speaker 4: Can I watch it on your lap the palls and
Speaker 4: notebook and check the locks.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean.
Speaker 14: I personally don't get scared down there, but Beck does
Speaker 14: because there's a lot of glass and there's not a
Speaker 14: lot of those windows. There's not a lot around, so yeah,
Speaker 14: you can look out and me going, Beck will go,
Speaker 14: what if someone's out there?
Speaker 5: Was like, why would anyone unless it's a Jack and Bianca.
Speaker 5: Now I wouldn't watch a horror movie down there. Definitely. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Now tell me about the flying lessons. So I saw
Speaker 4: yesterday you had your first flying lesson, which is incredible.
Speaker 4: I'm a rabbin, yep, I'm convinced. Beck.
Speaker 5: My girlfriend is keen to move on to.
Speaker 14: Someone else now, because she brought me flying lessons for
Speaker 14: my birthday back in the day, and that's the first
Speaker 14: chance I got to get out there. They don't really
Speaker 14: they kind of just go okay, they give you get
Speaker 14: a full briefing. It's like a you know, a half
Speaker 14: hour to an hour of working out how planes work,
Speaker 14: et cetera, and then they just kind of let you
Speaker 14: do it, which is go up in the air. Like
Speaker 14: it was super windy. So he said when we get out,
Speaker 14: he's like, oh, look I might take off because it's
Speaker 14: so windy.
Speaker 4: I'd insist you take off.
Speaker 5: That was my things.
Speaker 14: Like, you know, I'm finally like, yeah, we wouldn't norally
Speaker 14: take people up because it's this windy. But you've come
Speaker 14: out in the effort and I know it was it
Speaker 14: was hard to book in.
Speaker 4: But again, if we wouldn't normally take people up, then no, fine,
Speaker 4: I'm coming another day.
Speaker 14: So we go up and then as soon as we're
Speaker 14: literally off the ground, it's like, okay, it's yours now,
Speaker 14: and he and off your guard.
Speaker 4: To do what but you don't even know what that joy?
Speaker 4: What's up now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, it had but twenty minute brief.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I watched a YouTube video.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I asked, I said, what is the equivalent
Speaker 5: of training wheels? Can you can you clip.
Speaker 4: Bigger wings on or something?
Speaker 5: But does he have is it one of those planes
Speaker 5: where he's got controls as well? So all planes have that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so he's doing the real driving and he's he just
Speaker 5: let Yeah. I thought it was that for a while,
Speaker 5: but no.
Speaker 14: You can see he'll take his hands off completely and
Speaker 14: he'll take it bring his feet up and well it's
Speaker 14: completely yours. But it was you know, there was times
Speaker 14: what was really difficult plane and I was like and
Speaker 14: I was using all and I don't have much strength,
Speaker 14: but all my strength to hold its course. At one
Speaker 14: point and I said, hey, I won't be able to
Speaker 14: do this for much longer.
Speaker 5: I'm going to need to terrible.
Speaker 14: He's like, yeah, what I'm teaching here is you can
Speaker 14: adjust the maneuverability of a plane with this flap trim.
Speaker 14: So he said, now reach down here, and I start
Speaker 14: changing his trimming made it easier. So the way that
Speaker 14: the wind hits your aircraft, it can change the maneuverability.
Speaker 14: But you've got different flaps and to be able to.
Speaker 5: But I don't like The way that he's teaching you
Speaker 5: is wait till it gets really dangerous, and then you've.
Speaker 4: Learned that's going to make him one that the top
Speaker 4: Gun Academy great says made in rough conditions. Now it
Speaker 4: sas the same up in the air. And what's this
Speaker 4: You're going to get your license? Do you think, oh?
Speaker 5: Maybe, I mean I'm going to go back and do
Speaker 5: a few more.
Speaker 4: But when were you scared?
Speaker 5: No, not so much scared. There's a lot. It's a
Speaker 5: lot of there's a lot of prep. You know, you
Speaker 5: don't want to go through the the written work. The
Speaker 5: ribbon work would be fine if they have that ring binder.
Speaker 4: And I'm thinking, how many pages have I goingt to do?
Speaker 4: Forget it? I'll get my car.
Speaker 14: You've got a checklist, right, and and before you even
Speaker 14: take off, you've got to walk around a plane, check
Speaker 14: all the rivets, you know, check your propellor works.
Speaker 5: Oh god, it was all right yesterday I was probably.
Speaker 4: Check the rivet. So it's easy to get an uber somewhere.
Speaker 5: I have this grand plan of us all going, oh,
Speaker 5: should we go to King Arlan for a steak lunch?
Speaker 5: Christian Jack in the airport two.
Speaker 4: Hours later, you're still doing the undercarriage rivet number nine
Speaker 4: hundred checking. You know, they also look really flimsy, those
Speaker 4: little two man planes, loose and rattling.
Speaker 14: They're so old it's I mean, you would laugh if
Speaker 14: a friend had a card and I could hold it
Speaker 14: exactly and not old and cool vintage, you know, just
Speaker 14: old and dangerous.
Speaker 5: So and the amount of instruments.
Speaker 14: Yeah, the buttons you have to click up and doubt
Speaker 14: and so on. But that's why they all have checklists.
Speaker 14: They even the pilots of twenty years they still use
Speaker 14: a checklist because not because they need to be exist
Speaker 14: because if anything you miss it, it could be fatal,
Speaker 14: which I don't love that rule, no, no, no no,
Speaker 14: But yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 5: It was good for a day.
Speaker 14: I'll definitely head back out. But again, it just seemed
Speaker 14: like too much hard work.
Speaker 4: We're essentially lazy in this job.
Speaker 2: Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three, Hami Shenandi's Perfect Holiday. We saw the first episode
Speaker 4: Jack and I Stephen, I watched it with the kids.
Speaker 4: We loved it, very very funny. I love I always
Speaker 4: love seeing you guys out and about That's why I
Speaker 4: first saw you on a TV with gap Year, and
Speaker 4: it feels like the slightly older brother of gap Year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it felt like that for us.
Speaker 14: I mean to be honest a little bit nervous about
Speaker 14: returning to the well that had given us so much time,
Speaker 14: particularly five years later where and during drought season where
Speaker 14: wells can drive up.
Speaker 5: But yeah, so to get out there and to feel very.
Speaker 14: Similar but just slightly different was so exciting.
Speaker 4: To everyone who's listen right now. Explain the idea what
Speaker 4: is perfect holiday?
Speaker 14: Essentially, we go overseas and no one can ever agree
Speaker 14: on what to do anyway when you're traveling with your
Speaker 14: partner or family each day. So we decided, let's not
Speaker 14: bother and agreeing. Let's just on alternate days, choose an
Speaker 14: activity for the other person and look, sometimes that's great
Speaker 14: for both us. Often one of us would choose something
Speaker 14: that maybe I'd enjoy more than Hamish.
Speaker 4: My kids straight away were like, oh, does Andy willing?
Speaker 4: Because you look very nervous. The first one the figure
Speaker 4: of eight bus racing? Right, they went, Because my kids
Speaker 4: have met you a couple of times, they were only
Speaker 4: looks really scared? Does he not know anything about this
Speaker 4: went No, No, I think they would do this properly.
Speaker 14: I suppose now being a little bit older and having
Speaker 14: hung out for so long as Jack knows with the podcast,
Speaker 14: et cetera, is that we much prefer not knowing because.
Speaker 4: They saw the best reaction.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and so yeah, they're are genuine before every day
Speaker 14: and genuine excitement is I get to show Hamish what
Speaker 14: I've been working.
Speaker 4: You stopped talking when you did the race, even apologized,
Speaker 4: So I didn't say that because you were just driving
Speaker 4: that big, huge, dangerous bus. So there's a big shunted
Speaker 4: off the racetrack.
Speaker 5: So it's a school bus. They do a figure eight
Speaker 5: school bus race.
Speaker 4: It's brilliant.
Speaker 14: So the track is a figure eight, no tunnels or
Speaker 14: bridges and no road rules. You don't really give way
Speaker 14: to the ride.
Speaker 4: It felt like a very Australian sport, to be honest.
Speaker 4: I know you were in America, but it felt very Australian.
Speaker 14: So you hit the kind of middle of the eight
Speaker 14: where they intersect and it's a game of chicken every
Speaker 14: last punt road.
Speaker 4: That's where they got the idea that new Peter exactly.
Speaker 14: So when Haym tells me this and I had my
Speaker 14: bus license for something we did a long time ago.
Speaker 14: It's irrelevant, and it did take me a while for
Speaker 14: it to sink in. And look we edited down. It
Speaker 14: actually took me a lot longer to sink in.
Speaker 4: You notice that.
Speaker 14: And then we left in the edit me saying sorr.
Speaker 14: I didn't say much because a I didn't say much.
Speaker 5: So we probably needed to hear from me.
Speaker 4: Adviser was all steamed up with like fear.
Speaker 14: I was genuinely worried during this race because we're hurdling
Speaker 14: around at a rate of knots and it got really hairy,
Speaker 14: and there were times where I was thinking, well, the fuel.
Speaker 4: Tank was leaking at one board and then I think
Speaker 4: could actually burst into flames, and I was.
Speaker 14: Just thinking, I shoot at the start, we took off,
Speaker 14: like I'll say a few quips, I'll say a few
Speaker 14: one lighters for the old TV box. I didn't say
Speaker 14: a single thing because fear took over right at the end.
Speaker 14: I realized that and the negotiated a few moments where
Speaker 14: I was like, Okay, I'm glad we got through that.
Speaker 14: That that did and I got to the end and went,
Speaker 14: oh no, we were meant to be doing TV.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what these cameras here, and I might,
Speaker 4: but I tell you it was very calm, old mate
Speaker 4: behind you? Hey, who just why is he always on
Speaker 4: his phone? So it's an hour and a half of
Speaker 4: Hamer Scenanni, which is great. Right, he's on his phone.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have an intervention. Yeah, he was so unprofessional.
Speaker 5: He was very keen to show Sunny the trip.
Speaker 4: So tell me to watch it on a Big four
Speaker 4: K exactly.
Speaker 5: So there are two. There are two versions of our trip.
Speaker 5: Sonny's got the master.
Speaker 4: Any addigital footage that you need, you can go to
Speaker 4: today's snapchat.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, and in Sonny's version, no one's on their phones.
Speaker 4: But that our version.
Speaker 5: We can't guarantee that.
Speaker 4: This isn't one where you get a really expensive sports
Speaker 4: car and he's taken a picture of it and you
Speaker 4: don't normally see that on TV shows. No to that
Speaker 4: phone or something. It's like another limb.
Speaker 14: I think he was addicted to the updates. He was
Speaker 14: he actually he worked this out and a few of
Speaker 14: my friends have adopted this. He said, instead of facetiming
Speaker 14: your family, which is really difficult because you're on a
Speaker 14: different time it's horrible and often the kids aren't interested,
Speaker 14: and then you feel down because.
Speaker 4: Then you start to get irritated, looks really angry.
Speaker 5: He said.
Speaker 14: Sending videos that kids want to continue to watch and
Speaker 14: watch and then and catch up there and then them
Speaker 14: sending videos back. He found it a much easier re action.
Speaker 14: So I think that's what he was doing, making two shows,
Speaker 14: I know, and he's sunning you the production budget. I said, hey,
Speaker 14: I hope you've sold this to Sonny an appropriate rate
Speaker 14: because you're using our resources power.
Speaker 5: We're all wrapped to the Channel nine version back in
Speaker 5: the bus. We've got to film the sunny version now.
Speaker 14: And so what was the hardest bit you did? What
Speaker 14: was was genuinely hard to film? And do we finish
Speaker 14: this season? Hamish surprised me. People may know that he
Speaker 14: loves cycling, yep, and he surprised me with a cycle.
Speaker 14: A cycle up Mount Evans, the highest road in North America,
Speaker 14: one of the highest roads you can ride in the world.
Speaker 14: Took us to fury and a half thousand feet high,
Speaker 14: and he wanted to do this, but he suggested we
Speaker 14: do it on a tandem bike.
Speaker 4: Now I don't it's a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Isn't it neither of just coming it's a nightmare on
Speaker 5: flat ground.
Speaker 14: Yeah, hard work, so and Haim obviously is like, well,
Speaker 14: I obviously will because I like riding. I was like, well,
Speaker 14: that things I have to look at your ass for
Speaker 14: that's the stoker, you know, it's called the stoker that
Speaker 14: and they've recently banned the whip or they're talking about it,
Speaker 14: so I couldn't get.
Speaker 5: So that would be the hardest.
Speaker 14: We had two crew members have to return down because
Speaker 14: of altitude sickness while filming it, and I was like,
Speaker 14: one of the cameramen has gone, I've got altrotitude sickness.
Speaker 4: But you must have found it harder to breathe because
Speaker 4: you got there's less oxygen.
Speaker 14: It was it was about sixty percent of the oxygen
Speaker 14: you have at sea level by the time we got
Speaker 14: to the towards the top, and yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was paid.
Speaker 14: And then when the camera are going, I'm too sick,
Speaker 14: I've got to go down and like, are you're not
Speaker 14: even on this plane?
Speaker 4: Was it sunny?
Speaker 5: So that would definitely. It's it was seven hours riding.
Speaker 4: And you know, pre wheeling all the way down on
Speaker 4: a change.
Speaker 14: I won't say whether we get there or not. But yeah,
Speaker 14: and and and Jack knows that I've got recent bottom issues.
Speaker 14: So seven hours and such saddle it's you'll see that
Speaker 14: heads for a lot of reasons.
Speaker 4: A tough one, all right, Well, it's always great to
Speaker 4: see you. And on the show Hammer Shenandi back Sunday
Speaker 4: seven on nine. Perfect holiday. We love the first one.
Speaker 4: Can't wait to see all the other's. Good luck that
Speaker 4: you don't need it, thanks Manech.
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Speaker 5: I turned my house over yesterday. I can't think of
Speaker 5: any more spots. I can look in the house or
Speaker 5: in draws, or in backpacks or in bags, but I
Speaker 5: can't find my passport anywhere.
Speaker 4: That is a nightmare because if you can't find that, that's.
Speaker 5: You, it's pretty much I'm not a human at the.
Speaker 4: Coming away in a couple of weeks time you off
Speaker 4: to Mexico.
Speaker 5: That's why. And Lucky Bianca thought of it now because
Speaker 5: I would have left it to the day that I
Speaker 5: was leaving, which I leave straight straight after her last show.
Speaker 4: We say we wrapped, say goodbye for twenty nineteen, and
Speaker 4: you're off to the airport.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I haven't told you yet, but I'm trying
Speaker 5: to get on an eleven thirty. Am you are?
Speaker 4: You can't even finish the year strong?
Speaker 10: You are?
Speaker 5: Come on, there's only one flight per days only Andy Lee,
Speaker 5: a flight to Mexico and they've had two more lessons
Speaker 5: by the time, only one flight per day and eleven
Speaker 5: thirty it.
Speaker 4: Would sum up the year. You know, I've finished the
Speaker 4: lext How you head off? Mate?
Speaker 5: Meaning to bring that up with you. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 5: for another day. But yeah, is it at the moment?
Speaker 4: I'm not the last day of the year. By the way,
Speaker 4: why's the suitcase there? Jack?
Speaker 5: At the moment, I'm not going anywhere because.
Speaker 4: I've got your passport?
Speaker 5: Maybe do you be?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Why have you not? How have you lost her? Don't
Speaker 4: sound like your wife? Here where lot of people always
Speaker 4: say that where is the last place?
Speaker 5: She is usually the keeper of the passport.
Speaker 4: It's so funny. Same in my marriage, Sarah keeps mine too.
Speaker 5: She's got he's got a passport wallet. That's the one
Speaker 5: the passport slide in there, so I've never had to
Speaker 5: really worry about it for the last seven years we've
Speaker 5: been together until this holiday that we took in July
Speaker 5: to go visit her family. She stayed on for a
Speaker 5: little bit and I came home early. You didn't have
Speaker 5: the wallet, so I was in charge of my own passport,
Speaker 5: and so I obviously had.
Speaker 4: A land Did you come back into Australia.
Speaker 5: I go through customs, I've obviously had jumped it in
Speaker 5: the house, and then I can't even think where else?
Speaker 4: Just where?
Speaker 5: Tell me places where I might have put it?
Speaker 4: When you lose some of that, it's inside something, because
Speaker 4: you'll do the obvious looking around on a surface level.
Speaker 4: It's inside a backpack or something like that. Backpacks, passports
Speaker 4: are such like a credit card, are such valuable things.
Speaker 4: You tuck it, you zip it in Yeah you tu yeah,
Speaker 4: you definitely and unzip everything with a zip in that house.
Speaker 5: And now I'm looking at the prospect of do I
Speaker 5: just cut my losses and apply for a new one.
Speaker 5: Now I don't know how long it takes to issue
Speaker 5: a new passport.
Speaker 4: It takes weeks, doesn't it, But then I can't.
Speaker 5: You're going to have to.
Speaker 4: You'll be here till ten o'clock on that last Shirley, Yeah,
Speaker 4: my friend, Yes, he's crying not because you're going to
Speaker 4: miss Mexico. We have to work all the way up
Speaker 4: till ten. The other thing is a friend of mine
Speaker 4: who lost something very important, some documents, some deeds. He
Speaker 4: had hypnotherapy to try and work out what he'd done.
Speaker 5: That's what Bianc suggested. And so you said, I guess
Speaker 5: you're sitting in the chair and they put you to
Speaker 5: sleep and you go.
Speaker 4: At some point you would have come back from the airport,
Speaker 4: whether you've got a taxi or no.
Speaker 5: But now my mom picked me up.
Speaker 4: She's not in mum's car. Is your mum got to
Speaker 4: know she was.
Speaker 5: Driving my car? Yeah, And I looked in the car.
Speaker 5: I guess I could check mum's pockets.
Speaker 4: But she won't be going around as an adult checking
Speaker 4: your mum's pockets.
Speaker 5: She would probably tell me if she found it came
Speaker 5: across by pass right.
Speaker 4: If you don't find it by the end of the day,
Speaker 4: then we'll get a hypnotherapist for you. Okay, yeah, Mexico
Speaker 4: three weeks tomorrow. Who is that someone just cool trying
Speaker 4: to help you out.
Speaker 5: She said it happened to her and she found it
Speaker 5: in a pockets of the pants she was wearing when
Speaker 5: she came through customs.
Speaker 4: I don't know how people could travel that casually with
Speaker 4: a passport. You can't put them in a pocket. Aren't
Speaker 4: those pockets we have? They're too slim. I'll be too welly.
Speaker 4: You sit down, it pops up like something in the
Speaker 4: toaster and it falls down the side of a seat.
Speaker 4: I can do that.
Speaker 5: So now she says, I just have to remember what
Speaker 5: pants or jacket I was wearing. Go back to that
Speaker 5: and look in the pockets. But I can't remember what
Speaker 5: pants I was wearing four months ago.
Speaker 4: When Andy Lee keeps a detailed log of it, doesn't
Speaker 4: it lot with towels that guests us in his house?
Speaker 4: A lot of people are saying this, which is very
Speaker 4: good advice. Jack. Is the basketball in your scanner or photocopy?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if you've got home photocopier.
Speaker 4: Think you're running some sort of office works out there
Speaker 4: at Coburg.
Speaker 5: Great thought, but no, the home printer, which took me
Speaker 5: a year to finally buy. The new tone of forum
Speaker 5: plug in at the house just went in recently, and no,
Speaker 5: I have not scanned since then.
Speaker 4: I reckon we could do a whole show one day
Speaker 4: about I almost swore them. I actually almost swore and
Speaker 4: ate the wording you to that point, because whenever I
Speaker 4: think about my home printer, it's a beast of a thing.
Speaker 4: I'm going to take a photo of it today, right.
Speaker 4: This guy told me he was giving me a sweet deal. Again.
Speaker 4: It was when I first moved to Australia and I
Speaker 4: was wide eyed and heemos thought, this guy look at
Speaker 4: him straight off the boat seeing them on the posters.
Speaker 4: I'll come up with a special deal for this idiot.
Speaker 4: I've got. It's this big. It's bigger than the one
Speaker 4: in an office of say a thousand employees. It's just
Speaker 4: for me and the kids homework. That's it's shoot. That
Speaker 4: thing is a nightmare. What's it called? Photocopy oft scanner?
Speaker 4: Printer three and one?
Speaker 5: And it is so complicated, and because when do you
Speaker 5: ever print when you don't need something? I always was
Speaker 5: printing for a hobby. Yeah, you print because you need
Speaker 5: to print something to go and take it somewhere. And
Speaker 5: then it just I mean, I can't even get started
Speaker 5: with the printer.
Speaker 4: Where you go?
Speaker 5: I want to name and shame it.
Speaker 4: Almost and I almost swore for the first time in
Speaker 4: the show about that printer. It's so hard to talk
Speaker 4: about it without using strong language. Tomorrows show Printer's the Phoney.
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Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to Anthony malloy has just heard
Speaker 4: us moaning about printers. Christian. I'm an it professional, but
Speaker 4: I recently went and brought a new printer because that
Speaker 4: was going to be quicker than trying to get my
Speaker 4: old printer to reconnect to my new Wi Fi network
Speaker 4: at home. I now have two printers sitting on my desk,
Speaker 4: one still not connected. This is what these things do
Speaker 4: to us, all right, Today's that work time waste. So
Speaker 4: there's a great story said to me by my dad. Actually,
Speaker 4: all the way back in the UK, there's a new
Speaker 4: cookbook out, this one. We thought we didn't need a
Speaker 4: brand new cookbook. This one is for dogs, is for
Speaker 4: dog owners to actually cook up a meal for their dogs.
Speaker 4: It's called The Happy Dog Cookbook. I was looking for
Speaker 4: some music here to have for today's at work time
Speaker 4: wie that was dog related. Didn't want to get Who
Speaker 4: Let the Dogs Out? I want to find something a
Speaker 4: bit different. I didn't want to go with how much
Speaker 4: dog in the window. This is what we found. Cat
Speaker 4: Steven's wrote a dog about how much he loves his dog.
Speaker 4: Love you. He loves his dog as much as he
Speaker 4: loves you.
Speaker 5: My dog will all ways?
Speaker 4: Who knew that Cat Stevens wrote a song about the
Speaker 4: great Cat Steven's about much he loves his dogs to
Speaker 4: give him.
Speaker 15: Spend Holly well, he needs his foodiculous like a TV ever, anyway,
Speaker 15: I'm not gonna spend half an hour cooking up one
Speaker 15: of these recipes is lamb, lentil and Kale's chew.
Speaker 4: My dog. I wouldn't even give that to my kids.
Speaker 4: My dog's not gonna wolf that down. Here's the thing
Speaker 4: about dogs. They don't care if you're eat eating it.
Speaker 4: They want it, don't they.
Speaker 5: I sometimes wish that my meals were as easy to
Speaker 5: make as buy a dog and just scoop it out
Speaker 5: of a bucket and put in a bowl.
Speaker 4: I've seen my dog eat its own poop and sick.
Speaker 4: It's looking like twenty minutes for me to make a
Speaker 4: casse role. Dogs don't care anyway. Today's network time waster
Speaker 4: is dog dinners. All right, I've got I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to kill yeah, putting a bit of a down. Come on,
Speaker 4: Cat Stevens make better music that it's more sing alongable
Speaker 4: with gold. All right, dog Dinners, there now is today's
Speaker 4: time waster German shepherd pie perfect start oh wash down
Speaker 4: with a giant pug of beer. I've got apple turned
Speaker 4: rover chicken poodle soup.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 4: Border Collie flower soup, border cone that's a plus. That's gold.
Speaker 4: Border sorry, border Collie flower soup and Maltese shit soup.
Speaker 4: Maltese shit soup.
Speaker 5: Too many soups?
Speaker 4: What have you got there for dog Dinners?
Speaker 5: Well, I simply turned snoopy into soupy.
Speaker 4: Maltese shit soup.
Speaker 5: Two minute poodles.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 5: Chicken chow chow mane shit soup KINI fritters that's very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good. Gold plus.
Speaker 5: I'll retire there.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, then, so best when we get you
Speaker 4: next ten minutes. Then you get two hundred dollars to
Speaker 4: spend at bow Gowny State Yarra Valley. By the way,
Speaker 4: our old friend that we had to put on the line,
Speaker 4: Detective desk old Blake waiting in the winds to take
Speaker 4: you out. Did you notice he went and stayed out
Speaker 4: there all that and then and certainly I'm doing live
Speaker 4: reads for them. Hello, Blake, have a good time out
Speaker 4: they did you at Balgowney Estate, Yarra Valley. Kick it
Speaker 4: back this way, Blake, he come on, don't be selfish.
Speaker 4: All right, soon it's your dog Dinners four seventy five
Speaker 4: three one oh four three two hundred dollars. You can
Speaker 4: be like Blake, go and stare at the old Balgownier State,
Speaker 4: Yarra Valley, The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three Todays at work time Waster, we're looking for your
Speaker 4: dog dinners. There's a new cookbook out now for us
Speaker 4: dog lovers to actually cook dinner for our dogs.
Speaker 5: You don't want to play the cat Stevens sung again.
Speaker 4: No, honestly, so bring it's bringing me down, all right.
Speaker 4: So dog dinners you ready to Mark ready Rot Wiener Gold, Yeah,
Speaker 4: straight in there, Jason and Kilmore. Good work. Schmack o
Speaker 4: Ronnie cheese.
Speaker 5: What oh yeah, yeah, I get at the smack o
Speaker 5: that dog trap. Yeah too much for a bronze.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too much for him. Yorkshire pudding Terrier silver.
Speaker 4: No Elli, well done, cream Cheese Beagle gold, Madame mayer
Speaker 4: in Yarraville chicken puggets pug one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. That's a gold plus.
Speaker 4: Sorry I didn't realize mus and Cranbourne. There's two parts
Speaker 4: of this dish. It's chicken puggets and French bulldog fries.
Speaker 5: Just keep it, keep it editing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'd like to fleeing Ham Soup silver, very good,
Speaker 4: Irish setter table silver, Jack Russell Potato.
Speaker 5: Silver plus, stretching it.
Speaker 4: Corgian twenty pie, it's again sorry, corgyan twenty pie, you
Speaker 4: know for four and twenty corge In twenty shocking bronze
Speaker 4: minus lucky to get anything there, Janet chicken terry key
Speaker 4: Yeah for a terrier chicken terrier key.
Speaker 5: Oh that is clever, badly delivered so elizable silver.
Speaker 4: Plus Apple turn rover. That was one of mine, David
Speaker 4: and Mill Parks. Yeah, we've already done that one. Corgy
Speaker 4: on the cob, Yeah, silver plus bread and butter Poodle bronze,
Speaker 4: Cassa rollover silver, all right? Who given the Balgowney estate
Speaker 4: Yarravani two hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: To chicken puggets?
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely well done.
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Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 4: Big news. Some the school playgrounds they are banning, actually
Speaker 4: banning now. The game of tag Tag is just chase.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's so innocent to me. There's no besides
Speaker 5: a few Gray's knees every once in a while, there's
Speaker 5: no real danger of running around to tag somebody.
Speaker 4: Well. I thought always sad when they said no more
Speaker 4: British Bulldog. British Bulldog, and the violence and the beatings
Speaker 4: that I had from that game made me the man
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 5: See that was already gone by the time.
Speaker 4: Ah then I grew up in a glory tom because
Speaker 4: I loved, absolutely loved the fell on intense violence of
Speaker 4: British Bulldog played. I think actually Australia was the only
Speaker 4: place outside of England that also enjoyed playing that violent game.
Speaker 4: Americans don't know what on earth you're talking about, but
Speaker 4: such a violent thing that that got phased out the
Speaker 4: end of the eighties, and that one.
Speaker 5: I can understand. It was a game built on violence, yes,
Speaker 5: which tag is not. And to get rid of tag,
Speaker 5: I mean, what do they expect kids to do now?
Speaker 5: Just in the yard to stand still.
Speaker 4: Reading the newspaper article about this. From the headmistress that
Speaker 4: banned it was they only want games now to play
Speaker 4: in the playground that use gentle hands. What do you work?
Speaker 4: Because when you get out in the real world, don't
Speaker 4: you the real world cannot be summed up with gentle hands.
Speaker 4: There are gentle hands sometimes your life, and there are
Speaker 4: rough hands in your life. There are both, and you
Speaker 4: need to be okay with both of them. You're doing
Speaker 4: kids at disservice.
Speaker 5: We had this game. We called it Redemption. Other schools
Speaker 5: I think would have Straightway.
Speaker 4: I want to know you had me at Redemption. It
Speaker 4: sounds like a UFC Fight NIGHTC two four two back
Speaker 4: of Marvel Redemption.
Speaker 5: I'm sure other schools had versions of this, but essentially
Speaker 5: ended with the loser of a game, so it could
Speaker 5: be hacky Sack two ball knockout, any of those games
Speaker 5: where somebody is the main person who stuffed something up.
Speaker 5: They would then have to stand against facing against a wall,
Speaker 5: and you would use the ball you're playing with. Everybody
Speaker 5: who didn't go out would get a chance to throw
Speaker 5: it at the person stood at the wall. Redemption came
Speaker 5: in because you got one basketball free throw to save yourself.
Speaker 5: If you made the shot, you didn't have to stand
Speaker 5: against the wall.
Speaker 4: Devious in a way, the pressure of that like Russian roulette,
Speaker 4: with that one shot, a pressure shot to save yourself
Speaker 4: from violent beatings.
Speaker 5: It was a terrible thing to get, the punishment of
Speaker 5: standing on the wall, but then it was made up
Speaker 5: for by the glory of getting to be the ball
Speaker 5: thrower when it wasn't you. It could be cut to
Speaker 5: the point where kids were bringing their own different types
Speaker 5: of balls to the school to use during the wall
Speaker 5: throwing round, because you know, you'd have the Hackey sat
Speaker 5: or the basketball that you're playing with, and then kids
Speaker 5: would bring harder tennis balls or an American football because
Speaker 5: it had.
Speaker 4: A point and you didn't ever go to that. The
Speaker 4: proper hardcore cricket ball win a horrible one.
Speaker 5: I mean softballs and cricket balls and baseballs we thought
Speaker 5: were out of bounds. Maybe at other schools they.
Speaker 4: The queensbree rules. We had this awful game which suld
Speaker 4: can We all did this and thought nothing of it
Speaker 4: because that was just what you did. Called the tunnel
Speaker 4: where a load of us and it would be like
Speaker 4: fifteen of you would link arms and create a tunnel. Okay,
Speaker 4: so's a bit like eight of you opposite each other
Speaker 4: with your.
Speaker 5: Hands, or like they do in a wedding sometimes they
Speaker 5: let the bride and.
Speaker 4: Grown run through, or this is no wedding, okay. And
Speaker 4: then one by one you'd have to go through the tunnel,
Speaker 4: running as quickly as you could, because as someone's running through,
Speaker 4: you'd break away and you'd just rain sort of punches
Speaker 4: and kicks as people ran through the time, and if
Speaker 4: you gave up running through the tunnel, you were a loser.
Speaker 4: And as this was going on, we'd all be yetting
Speaker 4: tunnel tunn It was so, I mean, it lasted about
Speaker 4: a week and then there was a special assembly and
Speaker 4: me and about six other boys were brought out the
Speaker 4: front and we're told that these including myself, being bad,
Speaker 4: that you must never ever play the tunnel.
Speaker 5: Let me guess that wasn't categorized as a gentle hands game.
Speaker 4: All right, So we'll come back to this tomorrow. Then
Speaker 4: the playground games you played. If you want to email
Speaker 4: me today and get it in early to the party,
Speaker 4: Email me Christian at gold one oh four to three
Speaker 4: dot com dot au. Subject heading must only be the
Speaker 4: name of the game. Okay, whether it was the Tunnel
Speaker 4: or Redemption, then I want all the details.
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